Corupt a Wish

[It`s Teri]

(NO I WANTED POLAND'S PONY NOT A MY LITTLE PONY! D= WHY?!)

Granted, you get an even worse infection.

I wish for a cupcake!

 

[SugaryGoesRAWR]

Granted but I licked it

HAVE FUN

I wish I could marry Lucas Gonzalez Amorosino he's so perfffff

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

Granted, you marry Lucas Gonzales Amorosinomabobwhatnotbaloney, but then PERF! He suddenly perfs into thin air!

I wish for it to rain pasta.

 

[Sakuranboy]

Granted, but it's cooking and boiling water falls with it, scorching your face.

I wish humans could inflate their butts and bounce around on them for transportation.

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but it's only you and it doesn't deflate.

I wish for some caramel.

 

[Orandatchi]

Granted, but the caramell is Poland shaped.

I want a pony.

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, then you get arrested for "stealing Poland's pony" even though you didn't.

I wish for everything that is awesome xD

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

Granted. You get everything that isn't awesome.

I wish Richie Rich the Poor Little Rich Boy would give me some of his money.

 

[Orandatchi]

Too bad, the little twerp gets his head cut off.

I wish to be freed from jail for, "stealing Poland's Pony".

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but then you get re-arrested because they don't believe you when you said you didn't do it.

I wish for the shoes in my ad.

 

[Sakuranboy]

Granted, but they're the 2nd ugliest shoes in the world. That way, you can't even benefit from them by getting the world record for the world's ugliest shoes.

I wish for whipped cream.

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but it melts before you get it.

I wish for ice-cream

 

[Sakuranboy]

Granted, but it melts before you get it

I wish that mushrooms were cute little creatures that made great pets

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

Granted. Mushrooms become cute little creatures that make great pets...and eat you.

I wish for mushrooms to be vicious giant creatures that eat people.

 

[ayan300]

Granted!, but it becomes a nice hugging mushroom that likes chocoltale.

I wish I could have my ID L now!!!

 

[binary]

Granted... but it arrives with a bill for customs and duties totalling $314.15

I wish I would win the jackpot in this weekend's lottery.

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but it ends up under someone else's name.

I wish for a guinea pig.

 

[Ninjasaurus Rex]

Granted, but it has rabies. RUN!

I wish for a free iD L

But even if it is broken, its free!

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but it gets lost in postage and you never end up getting it.

I wish for MARSHMALLOWS! >=D

 

[grizzlebear]

Granted, But they melted from heat

I want no school