Corupt a Wish

[It`s Teri]

Granted, you become so not-tired that you can never sleep, then you realise it's boring not going to sleep.

I wish for a whiteboard pen that actually works.

 

[Fer Sure]

Granted, but then you lose it.

I wish for My Chemical Romance concert tickets.

 

[rainbows.]

Granted, but your brother is rushed to the hospital the day you were supposed to go see them and you have to go with him and miss out on the whole concert.

I wish my hair was shorter.

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, you end up with no hair.

I wish for a guinea pig

 

[Orandatchi]

Granted, but the dog who killed your chickens killed the guinea pig.

I wish for a pet chicken.

 

[Space Unicorn]

Granted, but then I steal it, cook it, and eat it.

I want cake

 

[binary]

Granted, but I got caught up reading through this topic and didn't hear the kitchen timer go off, so your cake got burnt.

I wish I didn't have so many chores to do around the house.

 

[Ninjasaurus Rex]

Granted but your house gets so messy that the C.I.A think that you have neuclear bombs and you get arrested. Always do your chores, binary

I wish that spellcheck would make sense but not stop working.

 

[binary]

Granted, but why wood ewe want that?

I wish my wireless internet connection would stop fading out.

 

[Ninjasaurus Rex]

Granted, but it gets attacked by the army of people outside your hou- I mean, granted!

I wish for school to disappear and were just born smart.

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but then there's not enough jobs for everyone and you end up missing out.

I wish for the Google Chrome ad to go away because I'M ON GOOGLE CHROME!

 

[SugaryGoesRAWR]

Granted but then you get those annoying dating ads! FUNFUNFUN

I wish I could hug Pat Lambie.

 

[Cave Johnson]

@SugaryGoesRAWR (AHOHOHOPUTYOURMOUSEOVERTHATNAME) is not permitted to hug him.

Why? Because I'm Cave Johnson, that's why.

Spoiler

I wish I knew about all these cool things earlier.

HERE'S ANOTHER ONE

PUTMOUSEHERE

Okay I'll stop now.

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, then you forget them.

I wish people would stop asking me awkward questions.

 

[jasen221]

I wish my dog would stop being a freaking whiny. I also wish that my computer would stop being lazy and LOAD THE FREAKING YOUTUBE SONG.

Oh, and I also wish for my brother to stop wrongly accusing me of things.

 

[It`s Teri]

You made too many wishes and you didn't even seem to notice my wish, so you get ignored!

Once again, I wish people would stop asking me awkward questions.

 

[xxKuchipatchixx]

Granted! but you turn into a pansy.

I wish for a Mametchi on my v4.5 that can never die or beep all the time and one that can have babies with ease.

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, then the tamagotchi explodes.

I wish for popcorn (lolwut)

 

[xxKuchipatchixx]

Granted but it catches on fire in the microwave.

I want a Netflix to have all the episodes of every Tv show I like.

 

[Cave Johnson]

k, but hav too pai moar munny to get

i wesh dat i wud becam famious in hallywod