Corupt a Wish

[binary]

Granted, but ... they took your freakin' kidney!

I wish the weather would improve. It's been so cold and damp here lately.

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

Granted, Mametchi makes a weather machine to improve the weather...but his invention doesn't work and starts the Ice Age.

I wish Mametchi's inventions would actually work for once.

 

[Fer Sure]

Granted, but then they work too well, and cause the world to break into chaos.

I wish that I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

 

[dazzilitchigirl]

Granted, but instead, World War 3 starts in your home.

I wish EMF wasn't randomly pretending to be sad just now.

 

[Orandatchi]

Granted, but you get EMF's kidney after...

I want a pony.

 

[dazzilitchigirl]

Granted, but you get EMF's kidney after...

I want a pony.

Granted, but it is untrained and kicks you in the head and kills you,

I want my dad to stop being addicted to his iPad.

 

[Orandatchi]

Granted, but he turns into Italy/Feliciano.

I wish for DOLPHINZ.

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but they're SHARKZ pretending to be DOLPHINZ!

I wish for MOAR FLAGS!! =D

 

[rainbows.]

Granted, but they all end up being flags you already have.

I wish I was warm.

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but you are too warm and you melt because of the heat.

I wish for a panda!

 

[Fer Sure]

Granted, but then China smacks you around with his wok and lectures you for 632879805729 years on why you may not have a panda.

I wish for some noodles.

 

[dazzilitchigirl]

Granted, but they are poisoned with pasta disease and make you yell "PAAASTAAAAA!!!" for the rest of your life.

I wish poor old Teri and TicTax and Orandatchi didn't already have pasta disease.

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but we still love Hetalia >=D

I wish to meet Hetalia fans irl

 

[Fer Sure]

Granted, but by making eyecontact with them they all start to hate Hetalia, and destroy any file, DVD, CD, site, picture, anything that has an Hetalia reference on it.

I wish for that snazzy camera in the advert bar.

 

[Sakuranboy]

Granted, but you get the picture of the camera cut out of the add.

I wish Hetalia fans on TamaTalk would tone down the obsession and give everyone else a break from it. For real.

 

[Fer Sure]

Granted. No catch, no side-effects, just granted.

I wish for my All Blacks poster to magically put itself back up.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

Granted. But it'll fall down after a few minutes and never be able to be put back up by anyone again.

I wish I could marry Elizabeth Gillies.

 

[rainbows.]

Granted, but she dies the day after your wedding.

I wish my dog would shut up.

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but the only way it shuts up is by dying.

I wish for the food in my ad, it looks so yummy!

 

[Space Unicorn]

Granted but it's not edible. xD

I wish I wasn't so tired.