Corupt a Wish

[ayan300]

granted, then you go to sleep on sunday night.

I wish I had a tamagotchi id l!

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

Granted, but it doesn't include batteries.

I wish teachers would hand out more essays and reports to do.

 

[jasen221]

Granted but they're on things you know nothing about.

I wish I wasn't so afraid to stand up for myself. :U

 

[Sakuranboy]

Granted, but then you become afraid to stand up for others instead.

I wish I could smear sunblock all over the stomach of the emperor's sperm...whale xD

 

[Orandatchi]

Well too bad, you did it on his butt. =U

I wish to have a corrupted wish.

 

[jasen221]

Too bad. You got a paradox instead.

I wish for the money I need to buy my Wii.

 

[Cave Johnson]

Granted, my son, you get $280. $280 in Zimbabwean.

Get me some lemonade, pronto!

 

[jasen221]

Granted, but it's spiked with Cave killer so you die.

I wish Cave would realize that he's not my dad. xD

 

[Orandatchi]

Too bad, he was your dad.

Why do I liek ice cream? (I meant to do it like that, I have a brain. ;D)

 

[It`s Teri]

You asked a question instead of making a wish, so you get an answer: Because ice-cream is epic!

I wish for more flags xDD

 

[Fer Sure]

Granted, but then Italy runs in and paints them all white.

I wish for a iTunes card!

 

[Sakuranboy]

Granted, but when you scrape off the plastic strip on the back with a coin, you press too hard and end up scraping off the code too.

I wish somebody randomly came up to me in the mall, slapped my face really hard, then walked away never to be seen again.

 

[It`s Teri]

(NO ITALY WHY YOU RUIN MY FLAGS?!)

Granted, someone does randomly come up to you in the mall, but it's Poland, and he doesn't slap you. All he does is sing this:

I was like, she was all

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He was all, they were like

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We were all like

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OMG like totally

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We were like, I was all

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They were all, He was like

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She was like all

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Totally like OMG

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(Because that's like, totally his theme song xDD) and then he walks away xD

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I wish for my Flying Mint Bunny to be completed sooner.

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[Fer Sure]

Granted, but then England takes him and yells at you for the rest of your life for trying to take him.

I wish for hairdye

 

[Ninjasaurus Rex]

Granted, but you turn into hair and have to be sprayed.

I wish for lots of CANDEHHHH! I need candy.

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but it's salty because the person who made it used salt by mistake.

I wish for... a guinea pig.

 

[Ninjasaurus Rex]

Granted, But they love you, And then THEY GET RABIES AND KILL YOU.

I wish for a maple leaf.

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but it looks silly because I drew it.

I wish for a pony xD

 

[Sakuranboy]

Granted. You get a small plastic My Little Pony doll.

I wish I was also fluent in Spanish and Japanese.

 

[jasen221]

Granted but your Pokemon team all turn into legendaries and you can never ever turn them back.

I wish I didn't have this furking infection :U