Corupt a Wish

[xxKuchipatchixx]

Basically I have seen this game before where you make a wish and then the next person who posts goes Granted and "Corrupts the wish" I did not see it on the fun stuff forums SO... I decided to repeat it. Anyways I will give an example.

I wish I had Pie.

Granted but the pie is 3 years old

(Then this guy makes a Wish to be corrupted by someone else)

Ok Rules are:

Be nice

Always be age appropriate

If you grant someones wish you have to make a wish yourself

You have to corrupt the wish

you cant grant your own wish

Keep it going

always reply to the last wish never the first ones(Which means go to the last page to find a wish to corrupt)

And most importantly Have Fun!

Now lets start Corrupting those wishes. I'll start:

I wish I was rich.

 

[EmilsonCabasan]

Granted but a robber comes and steals all of it, leaving you with zulch money.

I wish I had food.

 

[xxKuchipatchixx]

Granted but it spoils as soon as you touch it.

I wish that I wasn't so bored.

 

[SugaryGoesRAWR]

This topic is already made, and is active.

 

[xxKuchipatchixx]

No it wasn't or it would be at the top of the list, It is not active but it is already made. I think the last time someone commented on it was a couple of months ago. Rather than bumping it I would make a new one which according to the guides gets a better response than bumping an old topic. I thought this was fun didn't see it on the fun page and decided to make a new one.

Edit: It just got bumped right now I hadn't been notified of anyone commenting there in a while so I assumed it died Sorry I guess I was wrong.

 

[Famous Last Words.x]

Agh what topics were merged.

I wish for my speakers to work properly.

 

[SugaryGoesRAWR]

too bad i ate them

i wish i could actually wed patrick lambie or lucas gonzalez amorosino hhnnngggg

 

[rainbowbunny227]

Too bad both of them died yesterday- didn't you hear?

I wish more people could see the beauty in snails.

 

[Famous Last Words.x]

Granted, but then they go extinct.

I wish for nice weather

 

[jasen221]

Granted but the weather is so nice that all the bugs stay outside all the time and they crawl all over you if you go outside.

I wish for a new laptop.

 

[Neon Pegasus]

Granted, but then I steal it.

I wish I wasn't so freaking hungry.

 

[jasen221]

Granted, but you die because of hunger and now you're in heaven where hunger doesn't haunt you.

I wish I could bring back my old, most successful roleplay of all time.

 

[Famous Last Words.x]

Granted, but then it dies again.

I wish that I had an endless bottle of Lift Plus that never went bad.

 

[jasen221]

Granted, but it turns into a monster and eats you.

I wish for Bertha Redhart to never come to Earth again (don't ask).

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but she disguises herself and comes back.

I wish for the ice-cream in my ad

 

[jasen221]

Granted, but it's virtual.

I wish I could sing Lana Del Rey songs without failing epicly.

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but you fail at every other song.

I wish for free internet everywhere!

 

[caomi]

this topic ain't dead yet either ^ _ ^ I like this topic sooo....

granted but all your wireless devices break whenever you touch them

I wish for a

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted but it steals your soul

I wish the didn't steal anyone's soul

 

[caomi]

granted she destroys peoples minds instead. ^ _ ^

I WISH FOR AN A