Corupt a Wish

[Tamacake]

Granted, but he is dead, so Count blek is your new crush....K?

I wish i was a donut that was made of metal so noone ate me.

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

Granted, but you are forced to listen to metal music forever.

I wish for electric guitars.

 

[Tamacake]

Granted, BUt you turn into kuromametchi

I wish for noone to mess up this wish :nod:

 

[Fer Sure]

Granted, but then it gets messed up anyway because Cato ran in and destroyed your computer.

I wish for someone to write my essay

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

Granted. They write your essay. With invisible ink.

I wish for more rules in school.

 

[jasen221]

Granted, but they are the exact opposite of the rules you wanted. ^-^

I wish my computer wasn't such an *****.

 

[Ninjasaurus Rex]

Granted, But I steal it.

I wish I was a ninja!

 

[Fer Sure]

Granted but then you get demoted to pirate.

I wish for a French flag

 

[jasen221]

Granted, but then Franceophile finds you.

I wish to win the game.

 

[Tamagotchi Foreva]

granted but the next time u loose epicly to me D

I wish for something good

 

[Ninjasaurus Rex]

Granted, but it is a rabid puppy, RUN!

I wish that i was a slab of chocolate!

 

[Sakuranboy]

Granted, but then you die by getting eaten by a litter of puppies, who then all die from poisoning.

I wish I was a whorenun xD

 

[jasen221]

Granted, but Mother Teresa comes back to life and curses you. xD

I wish I had enough money to buy my Wii. :U

 

[Sakuranboy]

Granted, but you spend it all on food and Hetalia yaoi.

I wish I could stay a kid at heart as I grow up.

 

[jasen221]

Wish granted, but then you age to look 465,464,564,565,466 years old in one night.

I wish I wasn't scared so easily.

 

[Ninjasaurus Rex]

Granted, but you get scared for life because you searched tails doll curse

I wish I could fly

 

[Sakuranboy]

Granted, but then you get sucked into a jet engine and die a horrible and gruesome death.

I wish my bellybutton wasn't so ticklish.

 

[Ninjasaurus Rex]

Granted, but then your hand gets ticklish.

I wish I had more Easter candy. Mmmmm...

 

[Dazzilitchi]

U r allergic to it

I wish I had a real diamond and for it to not break.

 

[Ninjasaurus Rex]

Granted, but Kirby eats it.

I wish it was this weekend, yeah the one in like six days.