The Amazing Adventures of a Tamagotchi

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Kye

Gender: M

Character type: Crackertchi

Age: 1 year

Gen: 33

Job: Preschooler

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 28 years

Gen: 11

Job: I don't even know

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 98 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Anselme

Gender: M

Character type: Gozarutchi

Age: 7 years

Gen: 3

Friendship: 5.25/6

FKOD: Dang it I can't find a balloon.

Dorle: You know, you can still take me up on my offer.

FKOD: But he's Balloon-Man, not Human-Man.

Dorle: Who said I'd make him a human?

FKOD: That's not my point.

Kye: He could become a balloon themed super hero and keep his name.

Asula: Well, a person's name doesn't necessarily reflect their qualities.

Anselme: Yeah. My name means like divine helmet or something like that. I'm not a helmet.

Dr. Blobagus: Are you sure? I'm pretty sure you'd at least provide some protection if someone wore you on his or her head.

Anselme: Wait, what are you implying here? You aren't planning on using me for head protection, are you?!

Dr. Blobagus: Mayb-- I mean no.

Anselme: o_o

Anselme's wife: Don't worry. I won't let him do that.

Kye: Holy crap, it's Asula's long lost twin sister!

AW: No, I just happen to be an Otokitchi, that's all.

Asula: She's a bit older than you, isn't she?

Anselme: Yeah. But she is like the coolest person ever.

Ryyx: Would you care to introduce her to us, then?

Anselme: Yeah. Everyone, this is Dawn.

Dawn: Hey guys.

FKOD: Nice to meet you! Do you have any balloons?

Dawn: No, sorry.

FKOD: Gosh darn it. Too bad nobody's birthday is coming up, or that would be free balloons right there.

Epere: My birthday is next month.

FKOD: Oh. Will you have oodles of balloons?

Epere: I don't know.

Rhian: What day is your birthday, Epere?

Epere: The third.

Dr. Blobagus: And how old will you be then?

Epere: Twenty.

FKOD: Speaking of ages and stuff, I have to get those biographies up! I've worked on them a bit.

Asula: Do you have any finished?

FKOD: A couple. But I'm getting ready for bed soon, so I'll do that tomorrow. I have this practice SAT thingy, so I have to be well rested.

Eriines: Stop procrastinating.

FKOD: Never!

Asula: -.-

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Kye

Gender: M

Character type: Crackertchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 33

Job: :] face student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 29 years

Gen: 11

Job: I don't even know

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 99 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Anselme

Gender: M

Character type: Gozarutchi

Age: 8 years

Gen: 3

Friendship: 5.25/6

FKOD: Okay, Epere has gone to his unvampirifying thingy. Let's party!

Rhian: Shouldn't we wait until his birthday to do that?

FKOD: I think you're missing the point.

Rhian: Nope. I was just thinking, he's gone through a lot lately, so maybe if we threw him a party on his birthday it would make him feel better!

FKOD: But I don't even like him all that much.

Eriines: There will probably be balloons.

FKOD: AW YES LET'S PARTY.

Asula: But what will we get him for his birthday? To be honest, he's not too open about his interests.

Anselme: Well, Airon can read minds, right?

Airon: Yeah. But he won't be back for a while.

Mr. Margleton: When is he coming back, anyways?

Dr. Blobagus: By my predictions, three years from now.

Airon: What are you talking about? They said he would come back on Saturday.

Kye: Does it seriously take that long for a vampire to become mortal again?

Ryyx: Yeah.

Tiny demon guy: But what will take even longer is piecing you together when I'm through with you!

Kye: Woah, what the heck did I do?

TDG: Oh, not you. Sorry, I should have been more specific. I was talking to that niriphale guy.

Ryyx: Me? I don't even know who you are. What could I have possibly done to you?

TDG: Do you remember that tank?

Ryyx: What tank?

FKOD: The one you were going to assault us with.

Ryyx: ........... Oh, that. What does that have to do with anything?

TDG: I was in there! You tossed it and flipped it over and I couldn't get out for several months!

Ryyx: How did you even get in there in the first place?

TDG: I was taking a nap in there. Look, don't judge me, okay?

Ryyx: I'm judging you.

TDG: Oh yeah? Well, I've come for revenge!

Ryyx: Oh no. A low-level demon. Whatever shall I do.

TDG: That's why I have minions!

Minion: *walks in* Hey, Dez had to use the bathroom. He'll be here in a minute.

TDG: Oh, okay. We can wait. One moment please.

Eriines: Seriously?

TDG: They formed a union. There's not much I can do.

Airon: All two of them?

TDG: Yeah. It's not an army yet, but I did what I could, okay?

Dez: *walks in* Ssorry I'm late. Did I missss anything?

Minion: No, not really.

FKOD: Hey, Dez?

Dez: Yess?

FKOD: Put on a shirt! Didn't you see the sign on the stairway?

Dez: I don't have eyess.

FKOD: Oh. Right. I kind of noticed that just now.

Anselme: I don't think you had a sign up anyways.

FKOD: Oh. Yeah. But still.

Dez: I don't really like sshirtss.

FKOD: Well, I do.

Dez: Well, too bad.

FKOD: Well. Shut up.

Rhian: *looks at Ryyx and Airon* Hey, why are you two blushing so much?

Ryyx: Uh.....

Airon: Well....

Ryyx: In our country it's... er...

Airon: It's inappropriate for a guy... to uh... go shirtless.

FKOD: See? You're being culturally insensitive.

Dez: Sso? Masster wants to beat the crap out of the one that whines a lot. Thiss sservess as a valuable disstraction.

Mr. Margleton: Really? I'm pretty sure Ryyx could manage to take the three of you down on his own. You guys aren't all that tough.

TDG: Not while he's distracted by Dez's shirtlessness!

Airon: And what'll stop everyone else from helping?

Minion: This bomb.

TDG: Wait, where did you get that?

Minion: I found it in a heap of nickels. I figured it would be handy.

FKOD: Oh, that's the weapon evil Dorle left behind! He must of forgot to set it to explode.

TDG: So, what now?

GD: That you set it and I diffuse it? Seriously, it's not rocket surgery.

Kye: It's bomb surgery.

TDG: :<

Minion: Permission to undergo scary transformation sequence?

TDG: Sure. Maybe we have a chance.

Minion: *undergoes scary transformation sequence* EHEHEHEHEH. WHAT DO YOU THINK NOW, MORTALS?

Mr. Margleton: Your still at the same strength as you were before, you just have access to more of your powers.

Minion: HEY. DON'T BE JUDGING.

Dawn: *walks in* Hey, Anselme. What's going on?

Anselme: Oh, we're under attack by demons.

Dawn: Oh. Need any help fighting them off?

Dez: I don't ssee what a little old lady can do.

Dawn: Heheheh...

Dez: What.

Dawn: *punches Dez in the face* You're kind of funny.

Dez: Sssss.... that hurt.

Minion: Dez! Are you okay?

Dez: Sssssssss.... ssure.

Minion: I WILL AVENGE YOU... LATER. BOSS, WE GOTTA RUN!

TDG: Seriously? She just sucker-punched him, that's all. Just don't be caught una--

Eriines: *smacks TDG*

TDG: Son of a--

Anselme: Biscuit.

TDG: What?

Minion: HEY, LITTLE OLD LADY, TAKE THIS!

Asula: Oh crap, I'm not Dawn!

Dawn: Asula! Look out!

Asula: *barely dodges* Eep!

Ryyx: *fires a magic bolt from hands at minion*

Minion: OH JEEZ, THAT STUNG. BUT OVERALL, PRETTY PATHETIC. GO, HAT DEMON CROW THING. SHOW THESE JERKS PAIN LIKE THEY'VE NEVER FELT BEFORE.

Hat Demon Crow Thing: Caw.

FKOD: How did I not even notice that his hat transformed with him. I am really not on the ball toda-- oh gosh crow attacking my face arrrrggghhh!

Eriines: FKOD! Hold still!

FKOD: Waaait, no! You'll miss and smash my face into some terrible goo!

Eriines: What, you don't trust me?

FKOD: Apparently not!

Rhian: Let me take care of that. *grabs HDCT with telekinetic powers*

HDCT: Ca-caw!

Rhian: *slams it against a wall* Pow! Take that! Teehee, I feel like a super hero! <3

Minion: HEY NOW THAT IS NOT COOL.

FKOD: You know what else isn't cool? Your face!

Minion: THAT WAS VERY RUDE.

FKOD: Yeah. But you're very rude too.

Ryyx: *charges up a magical attack and whispers to FKOD* Keep distracting him.

FKOD: Okay. So, a blond, a brunette, and a redhead--

Minion: WAIT, ARE YOU TRYING TO DISTRACT ME WHILE ONE OF YOUR ALLIES PREPARES A STRONG ATTACK THAT MAY WEAKEN ME GREATLY OR EVEN FINISH ME OFF FOR GOOD?

FKOD: Well, the thing is, this atheist is running through the woods, and he sees this bear--

Minion: YEAH, YOU'RE TRYING TO DISTRACT ME.

FKOD: Do you think I'm good at it? I'm looking for opinions here. On a scale from one to ten, how distracting am I?

Minion: WELL, I DON'T KNOW. I THINK I'D HAVE TO SEE MORE OF YOUR TECHNIQUE BEFORE I-- WAIT A MINUTE.

FKOD: What?

Minion: THIS IS ANOTHER DISTRACTION, ISN'T IT.

FKOD: Maybe.

Ryyx: *blasts minion with magic*

Minion: AAARGH.... CAN'T SusTAin.... ScaRy TransFoRmationY foRm thing....

TDG: Maybe we could retreat.

Minion: Great idea. Really. Except we could've done that earlier.

TDG: Oh shut up. Let's go. But we'll be back!

Ryyx: Okay nameless antagonists.

TDG: *gasp* We forgot our villainous introductions!

Minion: Can we hurry this up? I want to go home.

TDG: Anyways, I'm Efisngenana, and this is Etrius, and you already know Dez's name.

Dez: My full name iss Dezaniamuss, but nobody callss me that.

Etrius: We're not even going to discuss my full name.

Efisngenana: Well, toodles.

Etrius: Is that the best you could come up with?

Efisngenana: Oh, shut up. Let's go.

*the three demons leave*

Dawn: That was exciting.

Anselme: Yup.

Asula: A little too exciting if you ask me.

Kye: I thought it was pretty cool. Especially when Dawn was all like "kapow!" and Eriines was all like "shazam!" and Ryyx was all like "bzzzrt!"

Eriines: Shazam? That's the best sound effect you could come up for my attack?

GD: It was more of a good "thud" really.

Kye: Whatevs.

FKOD: Well, goodnight, everyone!

Rhian: Wait! What about the biographies?

FKOD: The internet is being derpy, so we'll have to wait. :[

Kye: Bummer.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Kye

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 33

Job: :] face student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 30 years

Gen: 11

Job: I don't even know

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 100 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Anselme

Gender: M

Character type: Gozarutchi

Age: 9 years

Gen: 3

Friendship: 5.5/6

FKOD: So, what are you guys dressing up as for Halloween?

Rhian: Halloween?

FKOD: You know, the holiday where you dress up and eat candy.

Ryyx: I haven't decided yet.

Airon: Me neither.

Eriines: Hm. I was thinking Leela from Futurama.

Asula: Uh, a witch I guess?

Dr. Blobagus: My costume will be a surprise.

FKOD: Well, I'm going to be Nepeta!

Anselme: Who?

FKOD: Nepeta. From Homestuck.

Kye: Okay.

FKOD: Don't you be judgin'.

Kye: I'm not judging.

FKOD: YES YOU ARE I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES.

Kye: o_o

Asula: Also, happy 100th birthday Eriines!

Eriines: Thanks.

FKOD: Oh dang it I don't have any presents for you. So let's go watch TV!

Anselme: Don't you have to go to bed soon?

FKOD: I don't have school tomorrow! I can sleep in! :3 Huzzah for workdays!

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Kye

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 33

Job: :] face student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 31 years

Gen: 11

Job: I don't even know

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 101 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Anselme

Gender: M

Character type: Gozarutchi

Age: 10 years

Gen: 3

Friendship: 5/6

Kye: Hey Ryyx.

Ryyx: Hm?

Kye: There's something different about you.

Ryyx: I did get a haircut today.

Anselme: Holy crap, you did. I can see your right eye now.

Dr. Blobagus: Incredible. There's a strong similarity between your left eye and your right eye.

Ryyx: Yeah. So?

Dr. Blobagus: I thought you had that other haircut because you had some freakish mutant eye you wanted to hide.

Ryyx: Really.

Dr. Blobagus: Yes.

FKOD: Well, at least Ryyx doesn't look like an emo anymore!

Ryyx: Hey! I never looked like an emo in the first place. Plus, I don't cry frequently, I never write poetry, nor do I--

Eriines: We get the idea.

FKOD: Yeah. I was only poking fun at you anyways.

Asula: As a general rule, don't take FKOD too seriously.

FKOD: Yeah what she sai-- wait a minute.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Kye

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 33

Job: TV show host

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 32 years

Gen: 11

Job: I don't even know

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 102 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Erebos

Gender: M

Character type: Mattaritchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 4

Friendship: 2/6

Epere: *walks in* What'd I miss?

FKOD: Uh, let's see, Ryyx got a haircut, Eriines turned 100 recently, Erebos was born.... oh and I guess we were attacked by demons at one point.

Epere: Oh. So just boring crap then-- wait, what? Demons?

Ryyx: They weren't all that tough.

Kye: But we had this totally sicknasty battle, and it was awesome and you missed it.

Epere: Sicknasty? What the crap does that mean?

Kye: Oh you know, kickn' rad, awesome, epic, etcetera.

Rhian: So, Epere, are you feeling okay?

Epere: Yeah, sure.

Rhian: Are you super-double sure? Do you need anything?

Epere: I'm just peachy, thank you.

Dr. Blobagus: Did they splice peach DNA into you? I knew those guys were up to no good.

Epere: No. It's a figure of speech, you idiot.

Rhian: Gosh are you grouchy as ever.

Eriines: Rhian, can you think of a time when he isn't in a bad mood?

Rhian: Oh, well.... uh.... hm...

FKOD: Try not to give yourself an aneurysm.

Epere: I'm just tired right now, okay? Those jerks kept me up all night.

FKOD: Okay, Mr. Angsty-Pants. No need to get all worked up.

Efisngenana: The only person getting worked up here... is... uh.... your face!

Eriines: What the crap are you doing here?

Erebos: Are those the demon guys? They aren't as scary as I thought.

Etrius: Hey, I find that quite offensive. I'm really freakin' scary when I transform.

Airon: Not really.

Dr. Blobagus: Would you people pipe down? I'm setting up my Formspring.

FKOD: Really?

Dr. Blobagus: Yes.

FKOD: Oh dear.

Dr. Blobagus: It will be infinitely better than your Formspring. In fact, I already have five questions.

FKOD: Those are automatically generated when you join.

Dr. Blobagus: Oh. Well, Have you answered any questions?

FKOD: ...

Dr. Blobagus: Wait, I don't have to ask you, I'll just check your profile page.

FKOD: ...

Dr. Blobagus: Ah. None. Well, for those of you readers that are interested in having their inquiries answered, I will kindly direct you to my Formspring.

Dez: Are you done yet?

FKOD: Wait, no! I propose a challenge.

Dr. Blobagus: Hm?

FKOD: Whoever gets the most questions by the end of this year wins.

Dr. Blobagus: Hah! You've lost already! Nobody has even acknowledged your Formspring, much less asked you anything.

FKOD: Well, we'll see about that! Oh, for those of you readers who forgot, here's my kickin' rad Formspring.

Dr. Blobagus: You're going to lose. I know it.

FKOD: No I'm not. You're a prick and nobody will want to talk to you.

Dr. Blobagus: Well, your a jerk.

Erebos: Guys, stop it.

Kye: Yeah seriously, show some sportsmanship here.

FKOD: Yeah, whatever. Hey, where did those demon guys go?

Asula: While you two were fighting over your Formsprings Ryyx, Airon, Epere, Rhian, and Mr. Margleton fought them off.

FKOD: Oh. Well, anyways, I got some biographies finished and ready for the interwebs!

Eriines: It's about time.

FKOD: They're linked at the end of the log!

Eriines: After all this time you only have three finished?

FKOD: I'm a busy woman.

Eriines:

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BIOGRAPHIES

FKOD (New!)

Mr. Margleton (New!)

Ryyx (New!)

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Inasi

Gender: F

Character type: Hitodetchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 33

Job: Preschooler

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 36 years

Gen: 11

Job: I don't even know

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 106 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Erebos

Gender: M

Character type: Mametchi

Age: 3 year

Gen: 4

Friendship: 5/6

FKOD: The internet was derpy the last few days. AND NOW LOOK AT THESE SHINY NEW FORUMS.

Eriines: So, I guess since you had no internet, you probably finished some more bios, right?

FKOD: Well... I got one more done.

Eriines: Really? Look, you do those pretty quickly. Like, you take 15, maybe 20 minutes on each one--

FKOD: A BUSY WOMAN IS ME OKAY. Anyways, quick update tonight. I HAVE ADVENTURE TIME TO WATCH.

Erebos: FKOD, stop abusing the all-caps.

FKOD: NEVER.

Dr. Blobagus: As another note of interest, FKOD and I seem to be tied in the Formspring competition as of now.

FKOD: Aw yes.

Inasi: What's a Formspring?

FKOD: Hm, I think you have some archive binging to do.

Inasi: Ah, crud Gaia. That's a LOT of reading.

FKOD: Reading is good for your brain. So no complaining, miss.

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BIOGRAPHIES

FKOD

Mr. Margleton

Ryyx (Updated!)

Dr. Blobagus (New!)

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Inasi

Gender: F

Character type: Urayoungmarotchi

Age: 1 years

Gen: 33

Job: Smiley face student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 37 years

Gen: 11

Job: I don't even know

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 107 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Erebos

Gender: M

Character type: Mametchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 4

Friendship: 5/6

FKOD: Herp derp quick update. I was going to do a longer one, but the forums derped so I played some video games for a while so yeah.

Inasi: That stinks.

Eriines: You know, you never said anything about the fact that we didn't put up downtime updates yesterday.

FKOD: Oh whoops. Yeah, I sort of had lots of homework and stuff.

Erebos: FKOD, do your homework faster.

FKOD: I CAN ONLY GO SO FAST.

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BIOGRAPHIES

FKOD

Mr. Margleton

Ryyx

Dr. Blobagus

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Inasi

Gender: F

Character type: Urayoungmarotchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 33

Job: Smiley face student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 37 years

Gen: 11

Job: I don't even know

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 107 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Erebos

Gender: M

Character type: Mametchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 4

Friendship: 6/6

FKOD: Herbert, get your but over here right this second!

Inasi: Is Herbert trying to miss out on bath-time again?

FKOD: Oh yes he is. Hey, Eri, Google some cat pictures so I can scare him into submission.

Eriines: Sure.

Herbert: o_o

FKOD: Ha! Gotcha! It's bath-time for you, mister.

Herbert: >:|

???: Um, excuse me.

FKOD: Why is it that all these random people come to my house anyways. So, uh, do you need a heel fixed for a fancy funeral or something?

???: No. I wish to speak with my brother.

Ryyx: Huh? What are you doing here?

???: I was exiled.

Ryyx: For what?

???: It's a long story. Anyways, I need somewhere to stay until I can find a more permanent residence.

Ryyx: Oh. Well, this isn't my house...

FKOD: It's mi-- well okay it's Mom and Dad's house. But sure, go ahead and stay. Most people don't even ask. *glares at Epere*

Epere: Hey, it's not my fault the landlord kicked me out of my apartment!

Rhian: So, what's your name?

???: I don't have one anymore. I was hoping Ryyx could provide me with a new name.

Ryyx: Oh, um.... I'll have to think about that.

FKOD: Ooooh, I know, how about--

Ryyx: Oh no you don't. You are not giving my little sister an awful name like you did for me.

???: Ryyx isn't a bad name.... it isn't a good one either, but it isn't bad.

Airon: Do you know what it means? I've never heard a name like it.

???: It means "puppet".

Ryyx: Oh. That's... uh... kind of disappointing actually, but that's not the name I was talking about either.

FKOD: Heehee, Extreme Sports Calendar.

Asula: So, Ryyx, have you thought of a good name yet?

Ryyx: Hm.... uh, how about Tel?

Tel: Okay! Thank you.

FKOD: Nice to meet you, Tel! Do you want to watch crazy TV shows with us in a little while?

Erebos: Just to warn you, they are super crazy.

Eriines: And by crazy they mean crazy awesome.

Tel: Okay.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Inasi

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 33

Job: Bus driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 39 years

Gen: 11

Job: I don't even know

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 109 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Erebos

Gender: M

Character type: Mametchi

Age: 7 years

Gen: 4

Friendship: 6/6

Efisngenana: Hahahahah! So, Ryyx, now that we hold your best friend and your little sister hostage, what will you do?

Ryyx: Oh jeez, what did they ever do to you?

Efisngenana: Look, Airon shot me. Twice.

FKOD: When did that happen?

Eriines: That was while you and Blobagus were fussing over your Formsprings.

FKOD: I didn't even know Airon had any guns.

Asula: You didn't hear the gunshots?

FKOD: I can get pretty wrapped up in a conversation.

Erebos: Really?

FKOD: Yes.

Inasi: Are you sure?

FKOD: Yes.

Rosa (Erebos's wife): We're just making sure.

FKOD: 'Kay.

Etrius: WELL, RYYX, WHY DON'T YOU JUST SURRENDER?

Ryyx: Look, I don't care if you were going to use some Chinese water torture, or if you were going to stick needles in me, or any other number of unpleasantries. But you want me to... what did you say?

Efisngenana: Embarrass yourself.

Ryyx: You were more specific last time.

Efisngenana: Well... uh... now I'm too embarrassed to say it.

Dez: But you know, that whole needle thing ssoundss pretty hardcore.

Etrius: HEY, ISN'T THERE SOME SORT OF THERAPY THAT INVOLVES NEEDLES?

Efisngenana: Oh, yeah, acupuncture. But just so you know, we're not taking our enemy to the spa.

Dez: Sso we're going with that water torture thing?

Efisngenana: Idunno. What does that involve?

Rosa: Water.

Etrius: OH. OH WOW. I WOULDN'T HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT ON MY OWN.

Rosa: I know. I'm a very helpful person.

Efisngenana: Right. Let's just make up our own torture.

Ryyx: Can we just get this over with so you guys can stop getting revenge or whatever?

Dez: Revenge? I thought we were doing thiss becausse we could.

Efisngenana: We're doing it for both of those reasons!

Ryyx: Well, cut it out.

Efisngenana: No.

Etrius: I JUST THOUGHT OF A GREAT TORTURE METHOD.

Efisngenana: What?

Etrius: WE COULD MAKE HIM PERFORM A HUMAN DANCE KNOWN AS THE... UH... WHAT WAS IT CALLED? THAT ONE THAT WENT WITH THAT CATCHY SONG THAT I CAN'T REALLY MAKE SENSE OF?

FKOD: Idunno. You'll have to be more specific.

Dez: Wait, do you mean that one ssong... uh.... ssomething that sstartss with a 'M'.

FKOD: The Macarena?

Etrius: THAT'S IT! SO, UH... I DON'T HAVE THE SONG.

FKOD: Me neither.

Dez: Sso much for that. That would have been hilariouss though.

Efisngenana: That's okay. I absolutely hate that song with a passion.

FKOD: You know what? Why don't you guys just hug it out? I mean, it would save a lot of time and energy, and you would all feel better.

Inasi: I second this notion!

FKOD: All in favor please raise your hands.

Efisngenana: I honestly think that's a stupid idea.

FKOD: Your face is a stupid idea.

Efisngenana: What did you just say?!

FKOD: You heard me.

Efisngenana: Says the person who thinks the best way to defeat a dragon is by using a gun and/or rocket launcher!

FKOD: Eh? I've never said that. I've thought it very loudly, yes, but... how would you know?

Efisngenana: I found a journal that documents the thoughts of every person around here... except for Guy Fox.

Tel: Guy Fox?

Guy Fox: *looks up from newspaper* What?

FKOD: Are you saying that Guy Fox has orchestrated some elaborate mind-reading scheme so you could use our deep innermost thoughts against us? That POOPMASTER!

Guy Fox: Whoa, calm down. That's just Terry's journal. He reads our weird or funny thoughts and writes them down as a hobby.

FKOD: What? Where is he now?

Mr. Margleton: He's on a date with Haze.

FKOD: Lolwut.

Mr. Margleton: They went to a nice restaurant.

FKOD: ...

Mr. Margleton: True story.

Efisngenana: Anyways, this little journal has some very interesting insights into all of your sick and twisted minds.

Epere: My mind isn't sick and twisted.

Efisngenana: Well, yeah, yours is just sort of surly. And empty.

Epere: >:[

Efisngenana: And get this! It seems that Airon has a thing for Ryyx!

Ryyx: A thing?

Efisngenana: You know, a crush.

Airon: N-no I don't.

Efisngenana: Oh really?

Ryyx: Let me see that journal.

Efisngenana: Okay, here it is. Right here.

Ryyx: Huh. Well.

Dr. Blobagus: Dang it, I'm going to have to update my shipping chart now.

Tel: Pardon me?

Ryyx: Your what?

Airon: Your shipping chart?

Eriines: I don't like the sound of this.

Dr. Blobagus: Hm.... you see, I thought Airon would have been the perfect match for Rict.

Rict: What? I've been going out with Ulata.

Ulata: Yeah, we've been together for a few months now.

Dr. Blobagus: Dang it! I'm going to have to make some MAJOR changes here.

Efisngenana: ...Why do you ship your friends?

Dr. Blobagus: For science.

Dez: Uh... okay?

Etrius: WHEN SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THAT IT USUALLY MEANS THEY'VE REALLY GONE OFF THE DEEP END.

Eriines: And you think this happened just now?

Asula: He's been mentally unstable for a long time.

Inasi: He is crazy like a fox!

Guy Fox: We're not all crazy, you racist.

Inasi: S-sorry! It's a figure of speech!

Efisngenana: Okay, back to the matter at hand.

Tel: Does this mean you'll release us soon?

Efisngenana: That all depends on the actions of your dear brother.

Ryyx: What do you want me to do?

Efisngenana: Well, since we can decide on a torture, give us... YOUR WALLET!

Ryyx: My wallet was stolen a long time ago.

Efisngenana: You're kidding me, right?

Airon: You can have my wallet if you leave us alone.

Efisngenana: I guess that will do.

Airon: *pulls wallet out of pocket* Uh, here it is.

Dez: *snatches wallet from Airon's hands* Let'ss ssee... five dollarss? An expired ticket for ssome ssportss game? A Lifessaver?

Airon: I had a Lifesaver in there?

Dez: SSSSSSS... let'ss go. Thiss hass all been a wasste of our time.

Efisngenana: Minions, return to the hideout!

Etrius: OKAY. WHATEVER.

*demons shuffle away awkwardly*

FKOD: Well that was we-- they took that journal with them. They took the freaking journal.

Erebos: Uh, well, it can't be that bad, can it?

FKOD: I'M GOING AFTER THEM! *runs out*

Epere: Yeah, uh, I'm going to go get a soda. *leaves*

Dr. Blobagus: I'm going to work on my shipping chart. *goes to secret lab*

Guy Fox: I'm going to the bathroom so I can work on this crossword in peace. *leaves*

Tel: ...

Airon: ...

Ryyx: ...

Inasi: Wow this is awkward.

Rosa: Yeah.

Erebos: So.

Asula: You guys...

Inasi: Uh...

Erebos: Are you two going to uh...

Rosa: You know...

Erebos: Date?

Ryyx: I don't know. This is all very sudden. I had no idea...

Airon: I wanted to tell you. I just never really got around to it.

Ryyx: ...

Airon: ...Uh, Ryyx, do you want to... uh... um...

Eriines: Out with it man.

Airon: Willyougooutwithme?

Ryyx: ...Pardon?

Airon: Will you go out with me?

Ryyx: Okay.

Airon:

FKOD: *comes back with journal* Wow! All it took to convince them to give back that journal was my fist!

Dr. Blobagus: *pokes head(?) out of secret base entrance* Can I use that to work on my shipping chart?

FKOD: NO. I'm going to see what Terry wrote about me. You know, to make sure he didn't put down anything embarrassing about me.

Eriines: Right. It's not because you want to see what awkward things other people have thought about.

FKOD: Of course not. Why would anyone think that?

Eriines: The very thought is absurd.

FKOD: Yes. Yes it is.

Eriines: Give me that journal.

FKOD: :[

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BIOGRAPHIES

FKOD

Mr. Margleton

Ryyx

Dr. Blobagus

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Inasi

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 33

Job: Bus driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 39 years

Gen: 11

Job: I don't even know

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 109 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Erebos

Gender: M

Character type: Mametchi

Age: 7 years

Gen: 4

Friendship: 5/6

Dorle: Thanks for the help, Rhian. It's nice having a lab assistant!

Rhian: No problem! Hey, what are these guys all up to?

Inasi: Hey, guess what? Ryyx and Airon are dating.

Dorle: ...Okay.

Rhian: *gasp* Really? Tell me all about it! Give me all the juicy details!

Dorle: :|

*Terry and Haze float in*

Terry: [Ryyx and Airon are doing what now?]

FKOD: I have to have a word with you, sir.

Terry: [Hm?]

Mr. Margleton: You're in biiiiiiiiig trouble, mister.

Terry: [Oh, this is about the journal I have.]

FKOD: I have no idea what you're saying, but THAT IS NO EXCUSE. Uh, but really, I need a translator.

Eriines: Well, Ryyx and Airon went downstairs because they were tired of the others getting all up in their business.

FKOD: Oh well, I'll send out my Lucario! He speaks the English! Go, Gazendarus!

Asula: Gazendarus? Considering how you usually name your Pokemon, that's unusual.

Gazendarus: Hey, Terry.

Terry: ['Sup. Hey, guess what?]

FKOD: Okay, Terry, why did you write that journal?

Gazendarus: Hang on, he wanted to tell me something.

FKOD: Make it quick.

Terry: [i have a girlfriend now!]

Gazendarus: Holy crap, really?

Terry: [i totally do.]

FKOD: Okay, are you done yet?

Gazendarus: Hang on. What's her name? What is she?

FKOD: *facepalm*

Terry: [she's a Gengar named Haze.]

FKOD: OKAY LET'S PROCEED.

Gazendarus: Fine.

FKOD: So, about the journal.

Terry: [Well, I was really bored before I met Haze. So sometimes I would read some of your minds. And let me tell ya, you guys have some funny thoughts. So I started writing some of the better ones down. And it kind of snowballed from there.]

FKOD: And did it ever occur to you that this journal my fall in the wrong hands?

Terry: [uh, did it?]

FKOD: One of those demons tried to abscond with it.

Terry: [Oh. I hid it pretty well, though. How did they find it?]

FKOD: Idunno. But maybe you and Guy Fox could do some detective work!

Epere: That's nice. Maybe it'll get him out of the bathroom so I can pee.

Inasi: I told you to go in the woods!

Epere: >:[

MEANWHILE, DOWNSTAIRS....

Airon: It's nice to get away from those guys for a while. Not that I don't like them, it's just...

Ryyx: I know what you mean.

Airon: Well, at least now it's just the two of us!

Dr. Blobagus: That's nice. Hey, can you help me with this chart here?

Ryyx: I thought you were in your lab.

Dr. Blobagus: I was. But the land piranhas escaped from their aquarium again.

Ryyx: Land piranhas?

Dr. Blobagus: Yes. Maybe they don't like that tank?

Airon: Is it filled with water?

Dr. Blobagus: Uh-huh.

Airon: Well, that's your problem. You've put land-dwelling creatures in water.

Dr. Blobagus: ....So you're saying I should feed them more.

Ryyx and Airon: *facepalm*

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BIOGRAPHIES

FKOD

Mr. Margleton

Ryyx

Dr. Blobagus

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Inasi

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 33

Job: Bus driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 40 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 110 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Erebos

Gender: M

Character type: Mametchi

Age: 8 years

Gen: 4

Friendship: 5/6

FKOD: Hey, where did Geiger and Susan get off to?

Eriines: They told me to tell you that they went to Wisconsin to see some relatives.

Dr. Blobagus: They have families? Incredible.

Monroe: Well why wouldn't they?

Dr. Blobagus: I thought ducks spontaneously formed in the event that a flamingo and an owl stared at the same person for five seconds.

Erebos: What?

Rosa: That's silly.

Dr. Blobagus: Not as silly as the way your species does it.

Erebos: How is that silly? Our way is pretty normal.

Dr. Blobagus: Oh sure. You lay eggs. Eggs. I mean how crazy is that?

GD: A lot of animals lay eggs. Even ducks.

Dr. Blobagus: Pffft, that's the dumbest thing I've heard all day.

Monroe: Wow, really?

FKOD: Wait, guys. I just thought of something. With Geiger gone, we can discuss... the Marmalade Incident.

Tel: The Marmalade Incident?

FKOD: The Marmalade Incident.

Tel: Okay?

Epere: Yeah, uh... can we not talk about that?

FKOD: Why?

Epere: Because I never told you about my back-story!

Eriines: Back-story? I was just going to apply Blobagus's duck abiogenesis theory to you.

Epere: I hate you. I don't hate you as much as I hate Blobagus, but I hate you.

Eriines: Okay.

Epere: Anyways, uh, I'm not a slayer or anything like that.

FKOD: Well duh.

Epere: Shut your face. But anyways, I knew Ryyx because his master was one of my high school teachers.

Eriines: That's what you wanted to tell us all this time?

Epere: Yeah.

FKOD: So... uh.... why don't you get a real job?

Epere: In this economy? With no college education? I had to make ends meet, so I decided to kill Blobagus and steal his degree.

Asula: That's not how that works.

Epere: Shut up. I only figured that out recently.

Inasi: Wait, then how did you know about Blobagus?

Epere: Some lady with a giant sword told me.

Ryyx: Minya?

FKOD: Oh whoops guys it's my bedtime.

Epere: What kind of person has a bedtime, anyways?

FKOD: Hey, sleeping is awesome. You should try it sometime.

Epere: I do. Every night. Then I have weird dreams about you freaks and wake up.

Airon: Well, if it makes you feel better, I have terrible nightmares about things I wish I've never seen.

Inasi: Uh. Maybe you should see a therapist?

Airon: I kind of was a therapist. But I used my power to try to help people... it's really frightening what's inside some peoples' heads.

Terry: [That's why I don't read Dr. Blobagus's mind.]

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Inasi

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 33

Job: Bus driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 42 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 112 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Erebos

Gender: M

Character type: Mametchi

Age: 9 years

Gen: 4

Friendship: 5/6

Dr. Blobagus: Tell me about your relationship with your mother.

Airon: Blobagus, I already told you that has absolutely nothing to do with my nightmares.

Dr. Blobagus: Yes, I see. And your father, did you get along with him?

Airon: Blobagus.

Dr. Blobagus: I'm only trying to help. I assure you that when this is over you will feel much better.

Ryyx: Airon, do you want to do something that doesn't involve being around Blobagus?

Airon: Sounds good to me.

Dr. Blobagus: Hm. Airon, I'm beginning to think you're bipolar.

FKOD: Heh. He's something all right.

Airon: What's that supposed to mean? ...Is that Terry's journal?

FKOD: Yup. Man, if I repeated some of the stuff you wrote here on the log I would be banned.

Airon: W-what? I've never thought anything like that!

FKOD: Uh-huh. This suggests otherwise.

Airon: Uh...

FKOD: ...Pffffthhahahahahaha! The look on your face was PRICELESS!

Airon: What?

FKOD: Man, there's nothing like that here... not on this page anyways... maybe on the next one?

Eriines: Okay, FKOD, you've had enough fun. Give me that journal.

FKOD: Huh-uh.

Asula: FKOD, don't be so stubborn!

FKOD: But I like being stubborn.

Erebos: You're setting a bad example for my child.

FKOD: Your face is setting a bad example for your child.

Inasi: Why do you use that comeback all the time?

FKOD: Because it's useful in a wide variety of situations!

Ryyx: No it's not. Now give Eriines that journal right now.

FKOD: Or what?

Ryyx: I'll take it by force.

Airon: Uh, Ryyx...

Ryyx: I was just going to steal it away from her. I'm not going to do anything terrible.

FKOD: Darn straight. But you can only get it if you can reach it! *holds journal up high*

Ryyx: Are you taunting me about my height?

Eriines: Just kick her in the shin, she'll drop it.

FKOD: Hey, I do not endorse being kicked in the shins. I like those shins. They're... uh... shinny.

Dr. Blobagus: What about informal hockey games?

Asula: Not that kind of shinny, Blobagus.

Inasi: I've never even heard of that!

Erebos: Well, now you have!

Rosa: I think this was a very educational experience for us all.

Ryyx: Yeah, sure. Anyways, FKOD, if you don't put that journal down... I'll destroy it.

FKOD: Curse you and your magics.

Dr. Blobagus: If you're so upset about losing that journal, then why don't you challenge him to a rousing game of shinny?

FKOD: I'm not entirely sure what that is.

Dr. Blobagus: It's like hockey, but with more shins.

Inasi: Wait, do you mean that the hockey sticks in that game are actually people's shins?

Airon: I somehow doubt it.

Dr. Blobagus: Hm. Oh well. Hey, do you think that Tel and Balloon-Man is a valid ship?

FKOD: It... it would be if... *sniff* Balloon-Man...

Erebos: Don't worry. You'll find another balloon someday.

FKOD: I know. But every day he suffers, man. Every day.

Rosa: Can a balloon actually suffer?

FKOD: Yes. You wouldn't understand, you don't know him like I do.

Rosa: :|

Dr. Blobagus: Okay, what about Tel and William Howard Taft?

Asula: Blobagus, he's a former president of the United States. He has never been involved in this log.

Dr. Blobagus: Yeah, I didn't think that ship would sail either.

Ryyx: Would you stop trying to ship my sister with everything that moves?

Dr. Blobagus: To be perfectly fair, there are some things on my shipping chart that don't move much.

Ryyx: Well, stop it.

Dr. Blobagus: No.

Ryyx: Do you want me to punch you in the face?

Dr. Blobagus: No.

Ryyx: Well, if you keep this up, I'm going to.

Airon Hey now, Ryyx, there's no need to act so violent.

Eriines: Yeah, that's Epere's job.

Ryyx: Speaking of which, where is Epere? Or Rhian? Or Good Dorle? Or Tel?

Inasi: I don't know, but it sounds like somebody is changing the subject!

Ryyx: Am not.

Inasi: Yes you are!

Ryyx: Nuh-uh.

Inasi: Yeah-huh.

Ryyx: Nuh-uh.

Inasi: Yeah-huh.

Ryyx: Nuh-uh.

Inasi: Yeah-huh.

Ryyx: Nuh-uh.

Inasi: What were we talking about again?

Ryyx: I don't remember.

Inasi: Oh well.

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BIOGRAPHIES (One day I'll make more I swear)

FKOD

Mr. Margleton

Ryyx

Dr. Blobagus

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Inasi

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Age: 7 years

Gen: 33

Job: Bus driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 44 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 114 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Phanessa

Gender: F

Character type: Shelltchi

Age: 1 years

Gen: 4

Friendship: 2/6

FKOD: Hey guys! I've been busy with homework and stuff, so yeah.

Phanessa: Which is a bummer. I was looking forward to doing this log thingy!

Asula: Well, I guess we should cover some notable events of past.

Inasi: Like the savage pygmy invasion.

Eriines: Yeah, just so you readers know, our house is surrounded by savage pygmies that may or may not be cannibals.

Inasi: So, I imagine you're all asking yourself, "Why would savage pygmies that may or may not be cannibals be surrounding FKOD's house?" That's a very good question!

Phanessa: You see, those demon guys came back with a big book of magic!

Inasi: It was written by caffeinated monks.

Asula: They were trying to summon an army of the undead.

Eriines: But the monks have jittery handwriting, so they messed up the incantation and summoned savage pygmies that may or may not be cannibals instead.

Asula: It's pretty terrible.

Phanessa: Yeah. Also FKOD has to fight through them every time she enters or leaves the house.

FKOD: I'm just going to make Ryyx do the fighting next time.

Ryyx: But... they'll stab me with their spears! And some of them have guns!

FKOD: Hey, injuries build character. And you need to build character more than I do!

Ryyx: What? That doesn't make sense.

FKOD: What, do you need me to repeat that in español?

Airon: FKOD, stop annoying Ryyx.

FKOD: You stop annoying Ryyx.

Airon: I'm not annoying Ryyx, you are.

FKOD: Well. Your face.

Epere: FKOD, have I ever told you I hate you?

FKOD: Well, you've told me at least five times today. And you said you hated everyone like four times, so if that includes me, then that's a whopping nine times.

Epere: Good. Just making sure we're on the same page here.

FKOD: So, anything else of interest to cover?

Eriines: Eh. Not really.

FKOD: Alrighty! Adios muchachos!

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Inasi

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Age: 8 years

Gen: 33

Job: Bus driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 45 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 115 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Phanessa

Gender: F

Character type: Marotchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 4

Friendship: 3/6

FKOD: Why would you guys try to take on an entire army of pygmies?

Airon: Well, we tried to negotiate with them... but they turned hostile on us for no reason.

Ryyx: They stabbed me. A lot.

Epere: Yeah. I don't know if my shins are ever going to be the same again.

Ryyx: I'm not sure if my pancreas will survive.

GD: I don't think you two were hurt that badly.

Ryyx: One of them stabbed me in the eye.

GD: We can always make you a cool bionic eye!

Inasi: Yay for science!

Eriines: Wait, how exactly did they manage to get you in the eye?

Ryyx: They used throwing spears. It was pretty terrible.

Epere: Not as terrible as their throwing stars.

Asula: They had throwing stars?

Ryyx: Oh wow, I said they had guns yesterday and nobody seemed surprised at that!

FKOD: Well, they could have traded with the colonists.

Airon: Uh, what? FKOD, this isn't colonial America, this is the 21st century.

FKOD: How would you know that?

Airon: By not trying to argue with you?

FKOD: ...Well played, sir. *slow clap*

Phanessa: Hey, guys, is it just me, or is there something weird about those pygmies?

Asula: What do you mean like that?

Phanessa: Well, they don't act like normal people, do they? And I'm not talking some sort of cannibalistic sacrificial thing, it's just that they seem sort of.... off.

Airon: There does seem to be something strange about them...

Ryyx: Yeah, they don't seem to feel pain or anything like that, either.

GD: ...Wait, if they got here through an undead summoning spell.... I think they could be zombie pygmies.

Epere: They don't look like shambling corpses to me.

GD: Well, maybe they just haven't decomposed much.

FKOD: So, my house is surrounded by zombie pygmies.

GD: Quite possibly, yes. We haven't proven anything.

FKOD: Aw fluff.

Epere: Fluff?

FKOD: Well, this situation isn't severe enough for me to drop an F-bomb.

Ryyx: Says you. You still have two eyes.

FKOD: Your face still has two-- oh wait nevermind.

Ryyx: ;.-

Airon: FKOD, that was mean.

FKOD: D:

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BIOGRAPHIES

FKOD

Mr. Margleton

Ryyx

Dr. Blobagus

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Inasi

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Age: 9 years

Gen: 33

Job: Bus driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 46 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 116 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Phanessa

Gender: F

Character type: Marotchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 4

Friendship: 4/6

Efisngenana: So, I see my pygmy army is giving you trouble!

Eriines: Whatever gave you that idea?

Efisngenana: Hm. It must of been from seeing the injured among you! Heheheheh...

Epere: *makes a rude hand gesture*

Efisngenana: Ah, eloquent as always. Anyways, where is Ryyx?

FKOD: In SPPPPAAACCCEEEEE!

Inasi: Maybe he fell into another dimension accidentally.

Monroe: Considering some of the things that have happened around here, I can't say I'm surprised.

Phanessa: I don't know, I think he ran out into the woods to tackle a bear or something.

Asula: It is entirely possible that he simply went downstairs to get a drink.

Efisngenana: Okay guys, seriously.

Airon: Uh...

Efisngenana: What, do you have something to say?

Efisngenana: Oh. I suppose that could be a problem.

Ryyx: ...

Efisngenana: Er... ahem... Perhaps I should be going.

Ryyx: No. I'm going to kill you.

Efisngenana: Hmph. You? You couldn't kill a fly.

FKOD: In his defense, flies are really fast and they disappear when you get the flyswatter out.

Airon: Ryyx, don't kill him.

Ryyx: Why not?

Airon: It's wrong.

Efisngenana: Pft, says the guy who shot me.

Airon: I wasn't aiming for any major organs.

Efisngenana: Oh, sure you weren't.

Airon: Well, apparently I wasn't because you're still alive and well.

Ryyx: Soon he won't be.

Airon: Wait, no! Ryyx, you can't just kill people that make you really mad!

Ryyx: It's not that I can't, it's that I shouldn't. But...

Airon: If you know you shouldn't, then don't.

Ryyx: ...

Efisngenana: Can I go now?

Ryyx: Only if you unsummon those pygmies.

Efisngenana: *sigh* Okay wait I forgot to bring my minions so they could hold that book for me. I had this feeling when I left the base that I was forgetting something!

Ryyx: >:|

Efisngenana: Uh, well, maybe I could just call up Etrius and have him read the unsummoning incantations.

Ryyx: Fine.

Efisngenana: Oh wait there's um, no signal.

FKOD: Well duh. We're in the middle of nowhere.

Phanessa: I know! Let's hold him hostage until his buddies come for him!

Efisngenana: Woah, what?

Inasi: Eheheheh... we could have fun with this!

Efisngenana: D:

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BIOGRAPHIES

FKOD

Mr. Margleton

Ryyx

Dr. Blobagus

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Vesdi

Gender: F

Character type: Kuchitamatchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 35 (did I seriously forget to update this for Inasi? Fuuuudddgggeee)

Job: Preschooler

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 47 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 117 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Phanessa

Gender: F

Character type: Marotchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 4

Friendship: 4/6

Phanessa: Oh wow, Halloween is tomorrow!

Vesdi: What's Halloween?

Rhian: It's a holiday where you dress up and carve pumpkins and eat candy!~

Tel: From what I can tell, Halloween is a celebration of monsters and fear.

Dr. Blobagus: Oh come on. Halloween is about family and love. Obviously.

Asula: No Blobagus, I'm fairly certain that's Christmas.

Dr. Blobagus: Pft. Christmas is about leprechauns or something like that.

Rhian: Anyways, we're going to make a silly costume for Efis... Efiz... Fizzy!

Efisngenana: Are you seriously going to call me that now?

Rhian: Yup!

Vesdi: Can I help make the costume!

Tel: Your lack of arms may make that difficult.

Rhian: Well, she can always give us ideas!

Vesdi: Yup! Let's do brainstorming! My preschool teacher says it's good to do that before a big project!

Rhian: Okay! Hm, what's something silly to dress up as?

Tel: An animal of some sort perhaps?

Vesdi: *gasp* A CHICKEN!

Rhian: Yeah! A chicken!

Efisngenana: Oh no.

Vesdi: Heheheh! He's going to be chicky!

Efisngenana: X<

Ryyx: Hm. This reminds of me of that game FKOD and her brother were playing.... where you could kick chickens. >w-

FKOD: Oh yeah, Fable III. Gabe is nuts about that game. He already beat it once.

Airon: How long has he had that game?

FKOD: Since Wednesday. But he has way more free time then I do, so he can spend it all on video games. School takes up most of my time. :[

Efisngenana: Oh boo-hoo.

FKOD But I always have time to kick chickens!

Efisngenana: D:

Tel: I shall start making the costume. FKOD, may I use the sewing machine downstairs?

FKOD: Sure!

Rhian: Hm, what should we do now...

Vesdi: Let's have Fizzy practice at being a chicken!

Rhian: Oh yeah! Fizzy, can you make chicken noises?

Efisngenana: No.

Vesdi: Well, you better start practicing!

Efisngenana: Huh-uh.

Rhian: Do you want me to feed you more candy?

Efisngenana: If I even look at another piece of candy I'm going to vomit.

Vesdi: Ewwww! That's gross, Fizzy!

Efisngenana: You're gross.

Vesdi: No, you're gross!

Epere: Okay you two, cut it out.

Vesdi: Epeeeere, Fizzy said he was going to throw up on me!

Efisngenana: You would deserve it.

Epere: Okay, you two shut up.

Vesdi: But--

Epere: Shut up.

Eriines: Epere, I envy your ability to deal with children.

Efisngenana: I'm not a child!

Epere: You act like one.

Efisngenana: Nuh-uh. Dang it, when are my minions going to notice I'm gone and come for me?

MEANWHILE, IN EFISNGENANA'S HIDEOUT...

Etrius: Hm, I haven't seen the boss around.

Dez: Ssss... it'ss nice to have ssome time to oursselvess, insstead of running around doing hiss dirty work.

Etrius: Yup. So, Halloween is tomorrow. Want to chase around some little kids and scare the crap out of them?

Dez: You have to assk?

BACK AT THE HOUSE...

Efisngenana: They must be worried about me.

Eriines: Oh I'm sure they are. They just can't get through the sea of zombie pygmies. What a shame.

Efisngenana: :<

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BIOGRAPHIES

FKOD

Mr. Margleton

Ryyx

Dr. Blobagus

 

[FKOD]

Blah blah derpy internet here's the Halloween update.

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)Name: Vesda

Gender: F

Character type: Urayoungmemetchi

Age: 1 year

Gen: 35

Job: Fisticuffs student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 48 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 118 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Phanessa

Gender: F

Character type: Marotchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 5

Friendship: 5/6

FKOD: Gosh darn it, the internet is being derpy again. OH WELL LET'S DO THE HALLOWEEN UPDATE ANYWAYS.

Vesda: Okay. Hey, where's Fizzy? We have to put him in his chicken suit!

Efisngenana: *sigh* Fine. Here I am.

Rhian: *puts suit on Efisngenana* Oh my gosh you look so cuuuute!

Efisngenana: *groans* Yeah, whatever.

Tel: It's a shame he'll only be wearing it for one day.

Phanessa: Does he have to wear only today? >:]

Tel: Hmm...

Efisngenana: You people better not be getting any ideas!

Tel: Ah, but I worked very hard to make it. I only had a single day to work on it, after all. :<

Efisngenana: Yeah, well, it's not like anyone forced you, lady. Jeez.

Ryyx: Don't you dare talk to my sister like that!

Efisngenana: Oh. I um... I didn't know you were here. Eheheheh... uh, you know, I think this is all a misunderstanding.

Ryyx: It didn't sound like a misunderstanding to me.

Efisngenana: o_o Uh.... Don't hurt me.

Ryyx: *kicks Efisngenana*

Efisngenana: Ow!

FKOD: Oh yeah, it's chicken kicking time!

Dr. Blobagus: *floats in, dressed as Tenpatchi* We have chickens now?

Vesda: We have one chicky! Heehee!

Dr. Blobagus: Oh, good. Has it laid any eggs yet? I've had cravings for omelets.

Efisngenana: I'm a demon in a chicken suit. Do you think I'm going to lay eggs?

Dr. Blobagus: Well, of course.

Efisngenana: I'm a MALE demon in a chicken suit.

Dr. Blobagus: So?

Efisngenana: >:|

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BIOGRAPHIES

FKOD

Mr. Margleton

Ryyx

Dr. Blobagus

And now... for TODAY'S UPDATE! :3

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Vesda

Gender: F

Character type: Urayoungmemetchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 35

Job: Fisticuffs student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 49 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 119 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Phanessa

Gender: F

Character type: Marotchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 5

Friendship: 5.5/6

Dr. Blobagus: Hello everyone.

Vesda: Hey Blobagus.

Dr. Blobagus: Do you notice anything different about me?

Vesda: Uh, there's silver thingies on you.

Dr. Blobagus: Oh yes. I got piercings.

Phanessa: Piercings? When?

Dr. Blobagus: Just today. I found a piercing device in FKOD's room, which struck me as odd since FKOD has no piercings.

Epere: That's probably because your "piercing device" is actually a "stapler".

Eriines: Yeah, Blobagus, you look like you made an office worker angry.

FKOD: Why would you waste staples like that.

Dr. Blobagus: I wasted nothing. I am a work of art.

Asula: I'm not sure if I would call it that. But anyways, isn't that painful?

Dr. Blobagus: Oh, of course it is.

Airon: I think you should take them off if it's hurting you.

Ryyx: Plus, you look silly.

Dr. Blobagus: No! I must suffer for my art!

Kerianna: Dude. I totally agree, man.

Mr. Margleton: Heeeeeeeey, don't encourage him!

Kerianna: But dude, he's beautiful.

Epere: And how exactly would you know that without actually being able to see him?

Kerianna: Dude. I just imagine it. It's wonderful.

FKOD: Do you even know what Blobagus looks like?

Kerianna: Nope.

FKOD: :|

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BIOGRAPHIES

FKOD

Mr. Margleton

Ryyx

Dr. Blobagus

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Vesda

Gender: F

Character type: Uravioletchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 35

Job: Fisticuffs student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 50 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 120 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Phanessa

Gender: F

Character type: Marotchi

Age: 7 years

Gen: 5

Friendship: 5/6

Rhian: Somebody's birthday is coming up veeeeeeeery soon!

Vesda: Epere, are you excited?

Epere: Sure.

Phanessa: Super excited?

Epere: Sure.

Vesda: You're turning 20, right? That's like, two decades. That's a long time!

Epere: Not really.

Asula: It's long to us.

Phanessa: Yeah, we age a year every day.

Dr. Blobagus: *floats in* Everyone! I've made an important discovery!

Eriines: That you look stupid with those staples all over you?

Dr. Blobagus: No.

FKOD: That the moon is in fact not made of cheese, but of rock?

Dr. Blobagus: No.

Rhian: Did you discover a new science thingy?

Dr. Blobagus: No.

Vesda: Then what?

Dr. Blobagus: ...I forgot.

Phanessa: How could you forget something so easily?

Dr. Blobagus: Well, FKOD mentioned the moon not being made of cheese, which was rather surprising to me... and I got so excited over it that I forgot.

Epere: Blobagus, you're an idiot.

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BIOGRAPHIES

FKOD

Mr. Margleton

Ryyx

Dr. Blobagus

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Vesda

Gender: F

Character type: Uravioletchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 35

Job: Doctor

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 52 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 122 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Amynta

Gender: F

Character type: Hoshitchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 6

Friendship: .5/6

FKOD: Sorry for not updating for the last two nights. My power went out the night before last, and last night... okay, I guess I got a little lazy. But there was a new Adventure Time and it was totally chk-chk.

Ryyx: Pardon me?

FKOD: You know, chk-chk.

Eriines: And that power outage? It was totally not chk-chk.

Epere: It certainly made my birthday interesting. But not in a good way.

FKOD: I got you a chinchilla for your birthday. There is no way that wasn't the best day of your life.

Amynta: She's so cute! FKOD, I want a chinchilla too.

FKOD: Uh, we'll see.

Amynta: *pouty face* That doesn't mean anything. I want a 'yes' or 'no.' Preferably a 'yes.'

FKOD: Uh... well, you see--

Amynta: *SIGH* No, right? You're saying, 'no.'

FKOD: I still love you.

Amynta: I know. But I'm still kind of bummed.

FKOD: D:

Vesda: Hey, did anyone else notice that the pygmies are gone?

Efisngenana: Oh, I bet that means my minions are here!~

Etrius: Oh, there you are, boss.

Dez: Sss, why are you here?

Etrius: And why are you dressed as a chicken?

Dez: He'ss dressssed as a chicken? Ssssss, I really wissh I had eyess now.

Efisngenana: These jerks have been holding me hostage!

Etrius: Oh. Right, well. Could you maybe wait outside for a moment? There's something I want to do here.

Efisngenana: Wait, you mean you didn't just come here to save me?

Dez: We were jusst going to forget about you, but we didn't know your bank pin, sso we couldn't jusst take all of your cassh and run off.

Efisngenana: Right, well, I'll go outside or whatever.

Dez: Sssss, I guessss you want me out too?

Etrius: Er, yeah.

*Efisngenana and Dez go outside*

Asula: Just out of curiosity, why did you want them to leave?

Etrius: Er, well, it's... It deals with you guys' love dealie or whatever.

Vesda: How is it different from your love dealie?

Mr. Margleton: Dude, demon romance is crazy. Don't even get me started on it.

Rhian: Waaaaaaaait, does this mean Etrius is in love with somebody?~

Etrius: Well, sure. I'm not telling you who.

Terry: [i could find out! <3]

Etrius: Oh crap, it's that mind-reading chick.

Terry: [Okay, that is it, I'm sick of this gender-confusion crap. Psst, Airon, Ryyx, it's Tel!]

Ryyx: WHAT.

Airon: Er, this isn't going to work out.

Etrius: How would you know?

Airon: Tel isn't too terribly interested in looking for a romantic partner right now.

Ryyx: Especially one that's a demon.

Etrius: Hey, that's racist.

Tel: *enters room* What's going on?

Amynta: Etrius wants to confess his feelings toward you!

Vesda: He wants to marry you and have lots of babies!

Tel: Ah. I see. Allow me to speak with him.

Etrius: Okay look, what that little fairy thing said about the babies? It's not true.

Tel: That's not what I wanted to talk to you about. *punches Etrius in the face*

Etrius: Ow, um...

Tel: And I understand that a demon would see that as a sign of affection, but for me, it means, 'no.'

Eriines: I like your way of saying no.

Etrius: But, uh, you see, that whole hostage thing? That was Efisngenana's idea, okay?

Tel: I know that. But that's not the issue.

Etrius: Look, I know you don't really want a boyfriend, but we could be friends!

Tel: Hm. We'll see.

Amynta: I think that means no.

Etrius: :<

Rhian: Poor Etrius.

Epere: Oh well. He'll get over it.

Etrius: Well, see you later. *leaves*

FKOD: Demons sure are weird! Let's eat candy!

Rhian: Tel... I think that was a bit harsh.

FKOD: Woah, lady, we're done talking about that. Can't you see that I've changed the subject?

Vesda: Yeah, seriously. I was on completely board with FKOD's idea.

Epere: Who cares about all this relationship crap anyways?

Amynta: Yeah, I think we should shove candy into our faces.

Vesda: Or at least into our mouths. I don't want my face to be covered in chocolate.

Amynta: Well, that's what I meant, silly!

Vesda: Just making sure.

Rhian: Guys!

Ryyx: Well, I don't think Tel was being harsh.

Airon: Well, maybe the face-punching was a bit much.

Tel: I believe it was an effective method for making my point clear.

Eriines: And I agree.

Rhian: But I think he was really being sincere!

Mr. Margleton: A demon? Sincere? Pffft.

Rhian: Hey! Don't pfft me, mister.

Dr. Blobagus: Alright everyone, settle down. Let's consult the shipping chart.

Asula: Oh dear.

Dr. Blobagus: As you can see, I've updated it to reach the maximum compatibility between everyone here.

Epere: Has it even occurred to you that some of us aren't really interested in this crap?

FKOD: Okay, who did you ship me with. I need to know how long to lock you away in your box.

Dr. Blobagus: Tiny Optimus Prime.

TOP: What makes you think we're compatible.

Dr. Blobagus: Good question. You see, FKOD is fond of machinery and I guess you may have looked at her admiringly at some point.

TOP: Uh, what? I only look at her in mild disapproval.

FKOD: Hm, okay, how about three years in the box?

Dr. Blobagus: Anyways, for Etrius, I've decided that Epere would be the best match for him.

Epere: You're kidding, right?

Dr. Blobagus: Obviously not.

Epere: Do I even need to explain everything that's wrong with that?

Dr. Blobagus: If you feel there's an argument to be made, then sure.

Epere: Okay, let's start off with the fact that I'm straight.

Dr. Blobagus: Actually, you're spine is curved.

Epere: I meant that I don't date men, stupid.

Dr. Blobagus: Eh. You'll change your mind about that at some point.

Epere: *sigh* It's pointless arguing with you.

Eriines: You just figured that out?

Vesda: Seriously.

Dr. Blobagus: Anyways, moving on, Tel would be the perfect match for Mr. Margleton.

Mr. Margleton: Uh, what? I don't think so. Relationships between angels and mortals are always tricky. Plus, I think we've established that Tel isn't interested in dating right now. And let's not even get started about size differences.

Dr. Blobagus: Why are you people trying to ruin my shipping chart?

Asula: Because you base most of your ships on fragmented logic and fail to take into account that most of us aren't really that compatible with each other.

Epere: Also because we hate you.

Vesda: And it's really hard to take you seriously when you're covered in staples.

Amynta: And you stole my candy.

Dr. Blobagus: Fine. I see how it is. I'm going to my lab to sulk and be angsty. Don't expect to see me for a while.

Rhian: Okay.

FKOD: That's cool.

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BIOGRAPHIES

FKOD

Mr. Margleton

Ryyx

Dr. Blobagus

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Vesda

Gender: F

Character type: Uravioletchi

Age: 7 years

Gen: 35

Job: Doctor

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 53 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 123 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Amynta

Gender: F

Character type: Shelltchi

Age: 1 year

Gen: 5

Friendship: 4/6

Rhian: Oh my gosh, I just saw Teysa and Buttons all snuggled up together! It was so cute!

Eriines: What is it with you and watching people in their sleep?

Rhian: I-I don't watch people when they sleep!

Ryyx: Yes you do. There was this one time when--

Rhian: I DON'T DO THAT SORT OF THING I JUST TOLD YOU I DIDN'T SO SHUT UP.

Airon: Hey, calm down.

Amynta: Let's all chill.

Vesda: We already are, it's freaking cold today!

Amynta: I meant the other kind of chill. Gosh.

Vesda: I knew that.

Amynta: Oh really?

Vesda: Yeah really.

Asula: Okay you two, cut it out.

Amynta: Yes ma'am.

MEANWHILE, AT EFISNGENANA'S BASE

Efisngenana: Etrius? Can I come in? I have something to discuss with you.

Etrius: *hides the romance novel he was reading under his pillow* Er... sure.

Efisngenana: Jeez, don't you ever clean this place?

Etrius: No.

Efisngenana: Good. I can't stand cleanliness. Anyways, you seem to be acting strange lately.

Etrius: Well, you're the one to talk. You're still dressed up as a chicken.

Efisngenana: This costume is very warm, okay? I can't seem to find my coat. I think Dez ate it. Again. But that's not the point.

Etrius: It's nothing important.

Efisngenana: Did something happen when you were at that insufferable girl's house yesterday?

Etrius: ...

Efisngenana: You never told me what business you had there.

Etrius: I... It's nothing.

Efisngenana: Fine. I'm going to gorge myself on banana pudding. If you need me, I'll be in the kitchen.

Etrius: Sure, whatever.

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BIOGRAPHIES

FKOD

Mr. Margleton

Ryyx

Dr. Blobagus