The Amazing Adventures of a Tamagotchi

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Moren

Gender: M

Character type: Uratogetchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 31

Job: Fisticuffs Student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 10 years

Gen: 11

Job: Funky Firefighter

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 80 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Gilgamesh

Gender: M

Character type: Kuromametchi

Age: 8 years

Gen: 1

Friendship: 4.25/6

Asula: Dang it, I evolved.

FKOD: Man, if I had a ni-- Wait, no I shouldn't say that. Even if it only results in one nickel.

Gilgamesh: Oh hey guys.

Mr. Margleton: Gil, there's a baby on your head.

Gilgamesh: I know.

FKOD: Also I think you should change Nancy's name to Agatha.

Gilgamesh: What? Why?

Eriines: Because of this one web comic that we read.

Nancy: Oh. Uh.... I don't like the name Agatha.

FKOD: Yes you do. Admit it.

Moren: Hey there guys. Gil, you got a baby on your head!

Gilgamesh: Yeah, I do.

FKOD: What, Moren, you don't know?

Moren: Know what?

FKOD: Babies are the new hat. It's hip and stylish.

Moren: But I don't have a baby on my head. Can I ever be as stylish as Gil?

FKOD: No. Especially when we make his nice hat. But after that you can borrow the baby.

Gilgamesh: What hat?

FKOD: Well, I'm too lazy to draw it, but it's right here.

Gilgamesh: Uh. Well.

Moren: Can I change my name to Gilgamesh so I can have a hat like that?

Nancy Agatha Okay, we'll call her Nancy: Uh, is it always like this here?

Asula: Yeah, pretty much.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Moren

Gender: M

Character type: Uratogetchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 31

Job: Fisticuffs Student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 11 years

Gen: 11

Job: Funky Firefighter

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 80 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Gilgamesh

Gender: M

Character type: Kuromametchi

Age: 9 years

Gen: 1

Friendship: 5.5/6

Eriines: Hey, FKOD, whatever happened to that thing Dorle left here?

FKOD: I told you, his name is Buttons.

Eriines: Sure. Where is it?

FKOD: He's in his box.

Buttons: :]

Rhian: He's cute. I wonder how he could possibly be a weapon?

FKOD: Cute bruiser? Has laser eyes? Knows magics? Maybe he's actually a martial artist in a tiny fursuit.

Buttons: Oh just laser-- uh, I mean, :]

Asula: Did he just talk?

Buttons: No, of course not!

Moren: Yeah, there's no way he could've been talking. He even told us he doesn't talk!

Asula: Moren.

Moren: Yes?

Asula: *smacks Moren*

Moren: Ow, you hit me!

Asula: You had it coming!

Gilgamesh: Uh, guys--

Moren: What have I ever done to you!

FKOD: Now now, everyone. According to Newton's Third Law, when Asula hit Moren, Moren hit her back. So all is fair.

Eriines: I don't think that's how that works, FKOD.

FKOD: Well, I don't call it the Soviet Russia Law for nothing. Besides, Asula must have felt the force from the slap in her hand. You can't deny that.

Asula: Yeah. But it didn't hurt my hand to smack him.

FKOD: Well. Uh. Hey, that's right. The ducks met Herbert today.

Monroe: Way to change the subject.

FKOD: So how did that go.

Geiger: I still can't believe that friend of yours thought I was a lady.

FKOD: Well, when he first met Monroe he thought he was female too.

Gilgamesh: Who are we talking about?

FKOD: Oh, some guy at school and his mouse, Herbert.

Susan: We had a very enlightening conversation.

Gilgamesh: Oh, I see.

Balloon-Man:

Monroe: Pardon? I didn't quite catch that.

Mr. Margleton: Probably because of his accent.

Moren: Uh............. what.

Gilgamesh: I think it's better not to ask.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Moren

Gender: M

Character type: Uratogetchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 31

Job: Strong Dude

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 12 years

Gen: 11

Job: Funky Firefighter

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 81 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Tiana

Gender: F

Character type: Hoshitchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 1

Friendship: 2.5/6

Moren: Hey FKOD, whatcha doin'?

FKOD: I'm reading some of the older log entries.

Tiana: I'm going to read them too, at some point. But right now I'm just chillin'.

Asula: I think we need to chill more often. Right, guys?

Eriines: Sure.

Moren: So, I found out that Buttons can talk!

Eriines: We established that yesterday.

Asula: I'm sorry Moren, but you're a bit dense.

Moren: What's that supposed to mean?

Tiana: I think they're calling you dumb.

Moren: *gasp* I'm not dumb! I have an average IQ, thank you very much.

FKOD: How do you know?

Moren: Because my teacher told me.

Asula: Right, anyways, what now?

FKOD: Idunno. I'm going to have lunch in a minute.

Tiana: Wait, I have to tell everybody about my friends at the paaaaark! There's Lucy and Danny and Abby and Mary. And they are my friends.

Moren: Yeah?

Tiana: Yeah.

Eriines: And?

Tiana: And what?

Eriines: Nevermind.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Moren

Gender: M

Character type: Uratogetchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 31

Job: Strong Dude

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 13 years

Gen: 11

Job: Funky Firefighter

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 82 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Tiana

Gender: F

Character type: Mikazukitchi

Age: 1 years

Gen: 1

Friendship: 5/6

Tiana: Holy cow, I just met a guy who looks just like Daddy! Isn't that crazy?

Eriines: Nope.

Tiana: Huh?

Asula: It happens. There's someone who looks just like me in Eri's band.

Moren: I have ancestors who look like me. I'll probably have descendants like that, too.

Tiana: How does that work?

FKOD: Magic. Or something like that. So, what crazy shenanigans should be up to today?

Moren: Time travel!

FKOD: Hecks no, that's too confusing.

Moren: But I want to see dinosaurs.

FKOD: Then why don't you start working with genetic stuff and clone some?

Moren: I want to see them in their natural habitat.

Eriines: Why do you have a sudden fascination with dinosaurs, anyways?

Moren: Because they're awesome! They once ruled the world you know.

FKOD: And all it took to end their rule was a devastating climate changing event. What a bunch of wimps, am I right?

Eriines: Sure... except not really.

FKOD: Wait, the devastating event or the wimp thing.

Eriines: The latter.

FKOD: How dare you not agree with me?

Eriines: Very easily, apparently.

FKOD: I should see that coming from someone like you, and yet....

Asula: So, anyways, are we going to do anything today?

Moren: Wait, did you just bring our extremely derailed conversation back on topic?

Asula: Yeah.

Moren: ARE YOU CRAZY?!

Asula: I guess?

Moren: Oh, okay then. As long as you halfheartedly admit it.

Asula: What?

Tiana: I don't know what he's talking about either, if it makes you feel any better.

Asula: It's good to know you're not as crazy as the rest of these--

Tiana: Holy cow, Ryyx is gone! And Airon!

Eriines: Yeah, I think they decided to go heed some call for help or whatever.

FKOD: Why does Ryyx always leave so abruptly? That guy is a loose cannon, lemme tell ya.

Moren: He's never really struck me as the spontaneous type, really.

FKOD: Oh, he is so crazy. Have you not read the older log entries?

Moren: Nope.

FKOD: Well, then what do you know?

Moren: That dinosaurs are awesome?

FKOD: Besides that.

Moren: Weights are kind of heavy?

FKOD: Well yeah.

Moren: That--

FKOD: You know what, nevermind.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Moren

Gender: M

Character type: Uratogetchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 31

Job: Strong Dude

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 13 years

Gen: 11

Job: Funky Firefighter

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 82 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Tiana

Gender: F

Character type: Mikazukitchi

Age: 1 years

Gen: 1

Friendship: 6/6

Tiana: Hey, Eri?

Eriines: What.

Tiana: How come you never got married?

Eriines: I didn't want to.

Tiana: Why?

Eriines: I didn't see the point.

Tiana: Oh. Hey... what's that tapping on the window? *opens window*

Mametchi: ERIINES I LOVE YOU MARRY ME.

Eriines: Would someone close the window?

Mametchi: WAIT NO--

Tiana: *closes window* Oh, so that's why you never got married.

Eriines: Well... it's more than that but okay whatever.

Asula: I wonder if he'd want to marry me instead?

Eriines: Probably not. He just wants to marry a famous person or something stupid like that.

Moren: You're famous?

Eriines: I am a rock star. But you know, I guess it would be hard to tell, since I play at concerts every night and receive a large payment from my manager every day.

Moren: Uh, are you insulting my intelligence again?

Eriines: Oh, of course not! Don't be silly.

Moren: ...Okay, whatever you say.

Mametchi: *taps on window again*

Asula: Um...

Eriines: Ignore him. Hopefully, he'll go away.

Mametchi: <3

Moren: Eriines, look, he has flowers for you.

Eriines: I don't care.

Asula: He also brought you chocolates.

Tiana: He looks like he's gonna explode if you don't let him in.

Eriines: Good, I won't have to deal with him anymore.

Rhian: *walks in* Hey guys. Who's that little guy outside?

Eriines: He's a jerk.

Rhian: That's not a nice thing to say!

Mametchi: </3

Eriines: Well, I just think he needs to get a life.

Mametchi: ;-;

Moren: I think he can hear you.

Eriines: That's nice, Moren.

Mametchi: D:

Eriines: Well, I'm going to get a soda and watch TV or something. *leaves*

Mametchi: :|

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Moren

Gender: M

Character type: Uratogetchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 31

Job: Strong Dude

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 14 years

Gen: 11

Job: Funky Firefighter

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 83 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Tiana

Gender: F

Character type: Uwasatchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 1

Friendship: 6/6

Asula: You know, Dr. Blobagus hasn't been around for a while.

Eriines: Let's throw a party in celebration!

Tiana: Yay-- wait who are we talking about.

FKOD: A jerk.

Tiana: Oh okay.

Moren: I wonder when Ryyx and Airon will come back?

FKOD: Three years in the future. Or maybe in a couple of days. Or maybe now.

...

FKOD: Maybe not that last one.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Moren

Gender: M

Character type: Uratogetchi

Age: 7 years

Gen: 31

Job: Strong Dude

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 15 years

Gen: 11

Job: Funky Firefighter

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 84 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Tiana

Gender: F

Character type: Uwasatchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 1

Friendship: 5.25/6

Ryyx: Hey guys we're back.

FKOD: But are you really back?

Airon: I'm pretty sure, considering we're right here.

FKOD: But are you really right there?

Eriines: Let's all ignore FKOD.

Asula: Waaaaait, I need to ask her about something.

FKOD: ?

Asula: When are you going to write the next chapter of your fanfic?

FKOD: Fanfic?

Eriines: Yeeeeah, the one that's been sitting there for several months.

FKOD: Oh yeah. That. Huh.

Moren: As it turns out, a lot of people have read it.

Tiana: There's even some comments on it.

FKOD: Oh.

Asula: Have you even started on the next chapter?

FKOD: A little. I've like thought about it and stuff.

Rhian: What about those biography thingies?

FKOD: Uh.

Asula: FKOD, you are a lazy bum.

FKOD: Yup.

Asula: But you know what? I'm going to change that!

FKOD: Yup. ...Wait, what?

Asula: You heard me. If I'm going to be around for a while, then I might as well make some changes around here.

FKOD: o_o

Asula: First of all, you're making that Blogagotchi. Now.

FKOD: Now? I need to get to bed in a few minutes--

Asula: It can't take that long to set up.

FKOD: Uh--

Asula: Off you go!

FKOD: Okay... oh look, the sign up page does not exist. Well, I guess that's not going to work.

Asula: Mark my words I will find a way to do this.

FKOD: 'Kay.

Ryyx: Hey, what about us? D-don't you want to hear about our adventures?

Airon: It's okay Ryyx. Maybe tomorrow? Or three months from now, considering how things work around here.

Ryyx: :[

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Moren

Gender: M

Character type: Uratogetchi

Age: 8 years

Gen: 31

Job: Strong Dude

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 16 years

Gen: 11

Job: Funky Firefighter

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 85 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Tiana

Gender: F

Character type: Uwasatchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 1

Friendship: 5.75/6

FKOD: Well, this Blogagotchi thingy isn't working out.

Asula: Hm. I wonder why?

FKOD: Idunno. Maybe once I figure out how GIMP works I'll just do links to images at the bottom of each update. Still, it'd be nice if there was somewhere else I could compile them...

Eriines: Well, we should figure something out, especially if an old character decides to return.

Terry: [Hey guys.]

Epere: Like her?

Terry: [i'M. A. GUY.]

Airon: He says he's a guy.

Rhian: Wow, you could understand that?

Airon: Well, I am telepathic. So yeah.

FKOD: Wait, you never told us that! GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU FREAK! *runs*

Tiana: Um...

Moren: Uh...

Airon: Wait, FKOD, I don't... Oh dear.

Ryyx: Eh, she'll get over it.

Moren: So, uh, can Airon like read minds and stuff?

Airon: Yup. All niriphale can interpret emotions and stuff to some extent, but I've trained my inherent abilities to the point where I can read thoughts...

Eriines: Well, FKOD likes having privacy. So I guess she flipped out because you can see her happy place.

Airon: Well, I only use my powers when they're needed.

Terry: [i can read minds too, and she never cared.]

Ryyx: Well, maybe she didn't notice.

Tiana: So, Ryyx, how do you understand Pokemon?

Ryyx: Very carefully.

Moren: So if I'm very careful and possibly a niriphale, I can talk to Pokemon?

Mr. Margleton: Well, they can understand you, they just don't speak English.

Asula: Isn't there that Meowth from Team Rocket that talks?

Mr. Margleton: Yeah, I guess. I sure haven't had much luck making my Pokemon do the same.

Terry: [We do it to confuse you.]

Mr. Margleton: Oh hey, I've never shown you guys my Pokemon, have I?

Tiana: Nope! Where are they?

Mr. Margleton: In their pokeballs.

Moren: Their whats?

Mr. Margleton: I'll let them out. *sends out Pokemon* This is Mr. Fuzz, my Espeon, Beam, my Togekiss, Kite, my Mantine, Mario, my Breloom, Zappy, my Electrivire, and Haze my-- where'd she go?

Ryyx: Oh Goddess what is this thing and why is it licking meeeeeee!

Mr. Margleton: *strokes chin (don't ask me how he manages that)* I wonder if niriphales can be considered psychic types... Okay Haze, cut that out.

Haze: Gengar!

Mr. Margleton: You heard me.

Moren: Oh wow... she looks just a tiny bit like me!

Terry: ...<3

Haze: ...?

Dr. Blobagus: My shipping senses are tingling.

Eriines: Oh great, you're back.

Asula: What do you mean by shipping senses?

Dr. Blobagus: Elementary my dear.... er.... Ursula.

Asula: It's Asula.

Dr. Blobagus: Sure. Anyways, I can sense when two people fall in love. It manifests as a tingling sensation in the back of my liver.

Tiana: That's.... interesting?

FKOD: *comes back wearing a hat made of tinfoil* Dr. Blobagus, what are you doing here?

Dr. Blobagus: Examining this hat you're wearing... are you doing science?

Ryyx: No, she's being paranoid.

Dr. Blobagus: Was I talking to you? No. I wasn't.

Ryyx: Just saying.

FKOD: Well, now I'm immune to being telepathed. How does this make you feel?

Airon: I've never read your mind.

Eriines: He probably wouldn't want to.

Airon: Besides, that hat wouldn't make any difference.

Asula: It looks so silly on you!

FKOD: You know what? I'm going to my happy place. Don't you dare follow me.

Airon: I wasn't going to.

FKOD: Darn straight. *goes to happy place*

Tiana: o_o

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Moren

Gender: M

Character type: Uratogetchi

Age: 9 years

Gen: 31

Job: Strong Dude

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 17 years

Gen: 11

Job: Funky Firefighter

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 86 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Tiana

Gender: F

Character type: Uwasatchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 1

Friendship: 5.75/6

FKOD: Hey guys, are you ready for a disappointingly short update?

Tiana: Why are we doing a short update?

Eriines: Adventure Time.

Asula: Uh, I'm not so sure about that show.

FKOD: But it is the best show.

Moren: I like it too! I want a stretchy dog.

Ryyx: A stretchy dog?

FKOD: YOU SHOULD WATCH IT. *drags Ryyx away*

Airon: Hey, wait for me! *runs after FKOD*

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Delta

Gender: M

Character type: Hitodetchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 32

Job: Preschooler

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 18 years

Gen: 11

Job: Funky Firefighter

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 87 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Tiana

Gender: F

Character type: Uwasatchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 1

Friendship: 5.75/6

FKOD: So what did you guys think of Adventure Time?

Ryyx: I'm going to have nightmares about that inside-out bird. In fact, I had a nightmare about it last night.

Airon: Me too.

Mr. Margleton: What's really disturbing is that your brother felt the need to rewind it and play it over and over again.

FKOD: Well, the other episodes weren't so bad, right?

Eriines: Especially the one with Marceline. She's awesome.

Airon: Yeah. But I don't really like vampires.

Ryyx: They're so annoying. I can't keep them out of my kitchen.

Tiana: What?

Ryyx: Oh you would not believe how many vampires we have in our homeland.

Airon: Tons of them. There's not much sunlight, so...

Delta: Why isn't there sun?

Ryyx: Well, our country is more or less a bunch of underground caverns.

Asula: Shouldn't you guys be shorter? Like dwarves?

Airon: Well, you see--

Dr. Blobagus: Wait! I see Dorle coming!

FKOD: Great.

Dr. Blobagus: He's carrying a white flag in one hand, and with the other he's making a peace sign. He is completely unarmed and alone. This isn't good!

Eriines: Wait, what? Lemme see those binoculars.

Dr. Blobagus: NEVER.

Airon: Hm. I don't sense any negative intentions...

FKOD: Keep on your toes, everyone. This could be a trap.

Good? Dorle: Hello!

Delta: Hi!

Eriines: What do you want?

GD: I want to help you fight my evil clones!

FKOD: Oh so you're like some good evil twin then?

GD: Yeah, but not twins. More like... ah... centuplets? Is that even a word? Oh well, anyways, I can help you fight them.

Tiana: Centuplets... "Cent" means a hundred, doesn't it?

GD: Yeah.

Tiana: 0_0

FKOD: Okay, but how do we know we can trust you?

GD: *makes an adorable face*

Eriines: That doesn't prove anything.

Asula: Sorry, but a grown man like you can't pull that off.

Epere: Unless you're as effeminate as Ryyx.

Ryyx: ...In my society a guy calling another guy effeminate counts as a pick-up line.

Epere: D:

Tiana: Well that's all sorts of awkward.

GD: Indeed. Anyways, friends?

FKOD: Acquaintances.

GD: Yay! :]

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Delta

Gender: M

Character type: Crackertchi

Age: 1 year

Gen: 32

Job: Sparkliness student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 19 years

Gen: 11

Job: Funky Firefighter

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 88 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Tiana

Gender: F

Character type: Uwasatchi

Age: 7 years

Gen: 1

Friendship: 5.75/6

FKOD: Oh hey, there's something I forgot to mention last night!

Eriines: What?

FKOD: Herbert the mouse is living with us now.

Tiana: Why?

FKOD: Uh, idunno. I think my friend mentioned that he was afraid that his cat would eat Herbert or something. So, anyways, everyone be good to him. Especially you, Epere.

Epere: What are you looking at me for? If there's someone who's going to annoy the heck out of him, it's Blobagus.

Dr. Blobagus: I'll have you know that Herbert and I are becoming good friends.

Asula: Really?

Dr. Blobagus: Of course. Why is it so hard to believe that?

Ryyx: Because you're a jerk.

Dr. Blobagus: You're a jerk.

Ryyx: Prove it.

Dr. Blobagus: Maybe I will.

Ryyx: I'd like to see you try.

FKOD: Okay you guys shut up.

Dr. Blobagus: Fine. I'll get my revenge later. *floats away*

FKOD: Oh good, he's gone. So, what now?

GD: Well I was thinking that we could build a giant death laser.

FKOD: -.-

GD: Sorry. I'm often have urges to build large destructive machines.

Asula: Is there any reason for that?

GD: I think it's genetic.

Delta: So you have some sort of giant weapon building gene?

GD: I guess. I don't know how else to explain it.

Ryyx: That's... uh.... I'm going to get some water.

Delat: 'Kay.

Ryyx: *goes down stairs, sees someone sitting on the counter* Hey, who are you? Wait... you look famili-- oh dang it.

Vampire: *hiss*

Ryyx: Yeah, real scary. How did you even get in here anyways?

Vampire: *hiiissss*

Ryyx: *sigh* Maybe I'll see if I can find a stake or something.

Vampire: *teleports away*

Ryyx: Or not. Man I hate vampires.

Dr. Blobagus: What about vampires?

Ryyx: There's one in this house.

Dr. Blobagus: Really?

Ryyx: Yeah. Some ***** must have invited it in, since vampires can't enter a building without someone's permission.

Dr. Blobagus: *shifty eyes* Well, I sure haven't invited any vampires in. Nope.

Ryyx: *glares* Sure. I guess I better tell FKOD... crap.

Dr. Blobagus: Why would she want to hear about crap?

Ryyx: No, it's not that. Humans aren't immune to vampirism like niriphale are.

Dr. Blobagus: Your point?

Ryyx: They're in danger, you *****!

Dr. Blobagus: What danger?

Ryyx: *runs upstairs*

Dr. Blobagus: ...Okay, whatever.

FKOD: Hey Ryyx, what's your dea--

Ryyx: There's a vampire in this house!

Eriines: Look, Ryyx, you have to be more specific than that.

Tiana: There's a lot of different kinds of vampires out there.

FKOD: Yeah, are we talking classical vampires, or sparkling I-want-to-be-your-boyfriend vampires, or vampires who mess with people's heads for the fun of it, or--

Ryyx: The kind that will suck your blood and turn you into a terrible and annoying jerk that teleports and hisses a lot.

Airon: I don't suppose there's many vampire exterminators around here, is there?

Ryyx: Oh come on. That kind of vampire always gives them trouble.

Asula: It's too bad Buffy the Vampire Slayer isn't real.

Epere: Heck, it's too bad those romanticized vampires aren't real. Then you could just reject them and make them cry in a corner for a few hours.

Ryyx: I still don't understand that sort of thing. Vampires are disgusting.

Airon: And they're rarely pleasant to be around.

Ryyx: And they don't bathe.

Airon: They don't have any manners.

Ryyx: They steal stuff, too.

Airon: They don't know how to deal with other people.

FKOD: Okay, anyways, how are we going to deal with these magical teleporting vampires?

Ryyx: I don't know. But you might want to maybe put up some garlic in your room, so you don't get bitten in your sleep.

Delta: Hey isn't it funny that this is happening in October?

Airon: Huh? ...Oh right, Halloween.

FKOD: Dang it, Halloween is supposed to be about dressing up and eating candy.

Mr. Margleton: If only life were that simple.

FKOD: Yeah. Anyways, how do we get rid of the vampire? I don't want to smell garlic forever.

Ryyx: Idunno. Even if we had a wooden stake or a religious symbol or a river I doubt we could do anything because that stupid jerk teleports.

Eriines: Wait, a river?

Airon: Vampires can't cross running water.

FKOD: Eh, well, better put up some garlic so I don't wake up as a jerk.

Tiana: Do we even have any garlic?

FKOD: o_o

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Delta

Gender: M

Character type: Crackertchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 32

Job: Sparkliness student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 20 years

Gen: 11

Job: Funky Firefighter

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 89 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Tiana

Gender: F

Character type: Uwasatchi

Age: 8 years

Gen: 1

Friendship: 5/6

FKOD: Well, I don't have any garlic but I guess I didn't get bitten so that's good.

Ryyx: Yeah. I think I frightened it off for a little while. It'll be back though.

Delta: I'm scared that it'll bite me and make me into a vampire.

Asula: Delta, I will keep that from happening to the best of my ability.

Eriines: Besides, I'm pretty sure that fact that you have no neck would be a turn-off to it anyways.

Rhian: Speaking of necks, are you okay Ryyx? You keep rubbing your neck...

Geiger: Oh crap, he's been bitten! He's a vampire!

Susan: Someone! Hit him with something!

Epere: *takes nearest blunt object* Take this!

Airon: Waaaait, no, he's not a vampire!

Epere: *hits Ryyx* ...What?

Ryyx: Ow.... geez Epere, you have a horrible reaction time.

Airon: Niriphale are immune to vampirism.

Epere: Oh. Whoops.

Eriines: I somehow doubt that hitting a vampire with a shoe would do much anyways.

Epere: *shrugs* I had to improvise.

Ryyx: Ugh... that was one #$%@ of an improvis--

FKOD: *hits Ryyx with a shoe* Hey, no swearing on the log.

Tiana: Isn't it censored, though?

FKOD: Yeah, but I don't like it. That goes for Epere and Eriines too.

Eriines: I don't swear anymore.

Epere: And I only swear when I'm angry.

Delta: You're almost always angry.

Epere: No I'm not!

Delta: Yeah you are. You have issues, man.

Epere: I don't have any $#@&ing--

FKOD: *hits Epere with a shoe* WHAT DID I JUST SAY?

Ryyx: Seriously.

Epere: You can shut up, Ryyx.

Ryyx: You can--

Airon: Guys, stop arguing.

Ryyx: He started it.

Tiana: That's a pretty childish thing to say, Ryyx.

Ryyx: Well I'm sorry that the blunt-force trauma inflicted upon me is interfering with my thinking.

Asula: Did he really hit you that hard?

Ryyx: He hit me pretty hard. But I've had worse, I suppose.

Vampire: *enters room and hisses*

FKOD: Uh oh.

Ryyx: Hey! Hey you! Get out of here!

Vampire: *hiss*

Ryyx: You had better go away right now, or I swear I'll--

Vampire: *jumps toward Ryyx and bites*

Ryyx: Ow! Hey! Cut that out!

Epere: *hits vampire with a shoe*

Vampire: *jumps at Epere*

Epere: Oh no you don't, #$%@#! *hits vampire with shoe again*

FKOD: Dang it Epere.

Epere: What?

FKOD: *hits Epere with a shoe* You cursed. Jerk.

Vampire: *hisses and teleports away*

Ryyx: You better run!

Airon: That was close. We really need to get rid of that vampire...

GD: Let's fire lasers at it! Oh whoops, there I go again...

Ryyx: Well, vampires are pretty much immortal but with a few weaknesses.

GD: Doesn't fire hurt them? Because lasers are a lot like fire.

Asula: It's worth a shot, I guess. Do we need to get you parts for the laser or--

GD: No, I'm good. I brought a disassembled laser with me!

Delta: o_o

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Delta

Gender: M

Character type: Samuraitchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 32

Job: Sparkliness student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 21 years

Gen: 11

Job: Funky Firefighter

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 90 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Tiana

Gender: F

Character type: Uwasatchi

Age: 9 years

Gen: 1

Friendship: 5.25/6

FKOD: Short update tonight 'cause of homework.

Tiana: Well, I'm leaving tomorrow.

Asula: Have fun on Tamagotchi Planet!

Arion: Oh, is that where you go after a while?

Tiana: Yup. Then we get to do all sorts of fun stuff!

FKOD: Well, hopefully I'll be able to update tomorrow. Good night!

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Delta

Gender: M

Character type: Samuraitchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 32

Job: Sparkliness student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 22 years

Gen: 11

Job: Funky Firefighter

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 91 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Anselme

Gender: M

Character type: Ahirukutchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 3 (I forgot to change this! Derp.)

Friendship: .25/6

Anselme: It's log time! Omygosh I'm so excited! Wait, what are we supposed to do?

Eriines: We talk.

Anselme: ...Is that all?

Delta: Yup.

Ryyx: Argh, my neck is itching like crazy. Stupid vampires.

Anselme: Maybe you should see a doctor. My friend Will told me that's what people should do when they don't feel good.

Ryyx: As much as I appreciate your concern for my health, this isn't anything that warrants a visit to the doctor's office.

Asula: Maybe you should try to ignore it?

FKOD: I have just the thing!

Eriines: What?

FKOD: I'll tell an outrageous story that will divert his attention!

Eriines: Oh great.

FKOD: So! Our story starts in the cold, dark depths of space! A vigilante who is also an astronaut has picked up a distress signal and is here to investigate. However, he soon finds that it was a trap set by his arch-nemesis, Jubdugon X.

Ryyx: That's a terrible name.

FKOD: Well, yeah. Why do you think he's evil?

Ryyx: ...

FKOD: Anyways, Jubdugon X demands that our hero gives up his kidney to Jubdugon's son, who needs a transplant. You see, Jubdugon already gave up one of his kidneys to his daughter, so he can't be a donor.

Ryyx: Er...

FKOD: So, the vigilante suggests that maybe Jubdugon's evilness caused his kids' kidneys to go bad, and maybe he should rethink his life decisions. However, Jubdugon insists that their kidneys went bad because his wife accidentally swallowed a pack of crayons when she was pregnant with them.

Ryyx: ....

FKOD: Also Jubdugon's kids are fraternal twins. So, the vigilante suggests they go back in time and stop Jubdugon's wife from doing that. But Jubdugon says that time machines are hard to get a hold of so he insists that the vigilante give up his kidney. However, the vigilante says that he only has one kidney because the other was stolen by a ninja. So, Jubdugon steals the vigilante's other kidney, because he's still evil, even if he is doing this for his son. So, the vigilante has to make a makeshift kidney out of a tin can and a few tubes. Then he tracked down the ninja and punched him in the face and took back his kidney. The end!

Vampire: *slow clap*

Delta: Hey, get out of here!

Vampire: :[ *teleports away*

Ryyx: Well, that story, as weird as it was, did little for my itching.

Airon: Well, if you'd stop scratching, it wouldn't be so bad!

FKOD: Yeah, seriousl-- ah, itch on my arm. *scratches*

Airon: FKOD, stop that.

FKOD: Stop what?

Airon: Scratching!

FKOD: Does it annoy you or something? I seriously got some crazy itches all of a sudden.

Anselme: Just ignore them.

FKOD: Whatever you say, muchacho.

Eriines: Hey, stop with the bilingual crap.

FKOD: No, yo desecho.

Airon: You know you just said 'I' twice, didn't you? That 'yo' was entirely unnecessary, since you conjugat--

FKOD: THAT 'YO' WAS FOR EMPHASIS.

Airon: But--

FKOD: Shhhh.

Airon: It's not righ--

FKOD: Bzzt!

Airon: :[

FKOD: :|

Airon: Also I think you used the wrong--

FKOD: Not listening.

Airon: :<

Ryyx: He's just trying to help.

FKOD: And you're just trying to-- argh itch.

Ryyx: -.-

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Delta

Gender: M

Character type: Samuraitchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 32

Job: Hair stylist

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 23 years

Gen: 11

Job: I don't even know

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 92 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Anselme

Gender: M

Character type: Ahirukutchi

Age: 1 year

Gen: 3

Friendship: 2/6

FKOD: Short update time!

Anselme: Darn.

Delta: FKOD, how can we express our love for the readers if we can't give them at least one quality update every day?

FKOD: Well, we can get around to doing that when I have less homework and stuff. :|

Anselme: Come on guys, let's tell FKOD's teachers to give less homework.

FKOD: Hey, calm down bro. It's actually better this year than it was last year. Anyways, it's bedtime for FKOD. Good night.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Delta

Gender: M

Character type: Samuraitchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 32

Job: Hair stylist

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 24 years

Gen: 11

Job: I don't even know

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 93 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Anselme

Gender: M

Character type: Kilalatchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 3

Friendship: 5/6

Ryyx: Uuuuuugh.

Epere: What's your deal?

Ryyx: :[

Epere: He got two more bites. He's not feeling too well...

Delta: Maybe I should've become a doctor instead.

Anselme: Now's not the time to rethink your life decisions! We have to take action! We have to get rid of that vampire!

FKOD: Hey, I've been thinking... why hasn't the vampire hung around up here? It's not like there's anything to uh, repel it or something.

Dr. Blobagus: *munching on garlic bread* Mrmph. I can't imagine.

Anselme: !!! Blobagus, you're a genius!

Dr. Blobagus: Yes, I know.

Anselme: Blobagus, how much more of that bread do you have?

Dr. Blobagus: About 3 weeks worth.

Eriines: Where did you get all that garlic bread, anyways?

Dr. Blobagus: It was a present from my girlfriend. Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to Sarah.

Sarah: ...

Airon: Is that one of those nesting dolls with the other little dolls inside of it?

Dr. Blobagus: ...Oh? *opens nesting doll* Goodness, Sarah! You never told me that you ate people!

Sarah: ...

Dr. Blobagus: I'm not judging you, dear. I just wish you were more honest with me.

Sarah: ...

Anselme: Uhhhhh, anyways, we can at least keep the vampire out of the house if we put pieces of garlic bread around the house.

Epere: Ugh, I hate garlic bread.

FKOD: What if I'm tempted to eat it?

Anselme: Well... uh, don't do that.

Asula: Well, at least we know FKOD isn't a vampire.

FKOD: Mrph mrmph.

Anselme: -.-

Delta: Waaaait, Epere said he didn't like garlic bread...

Epere: I just don't like garlic. It's a personal preference.

Eriines: Uh-huh.

FKOD: Let's test that theory! *shoves garlic bread in Epere's face*

Epere: Arrgh, get that away from me!

FKOD: Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe this is the spy in our campaign.

Asula: Huh?

FKOD: We are the dark, and he's the vampire.

Delta: So, Epere must've got bitten at some point, eh?

Airon: But why does he still have his conscience?

FKOD: Epere has a conscience?

Airon: Well, you see, when someone becomes a vampire, they usually lose their conscience... unless.... he's like one from that story I once heard...

Delta: Twilight?

Airon: Uh, no. I guess it's FKOD's bedtime though, so I'll have to save it for next time.

FKOD: Yup. Night everyone. Don't let Epere bite. If he does, then just hit him with a shoe.

Anselme: What should we do in case of bedbugs?

FKOD: Punch them in the snout.

Asula: I don't think that would--

FKOD: Good night!

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Delta

Gender: M

Character type: Samuraitchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 32

Job: Hair stylist

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 25 years

Gen: 11

Job: I don't even know

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 94 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Anselme

Gender: M

Character type: Gozarutchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 3

Friendship: 5.25/6

FKOD: Okay Airon, what's the deal with Epere?

Airon: Well, in the story, these travelers met a vampire that continually attacked them, but later it showed regret and wanted to make amends. But after some time, it became violent again. Apparently, it only kept its conscience as long as it was regularly drinking blood.

Asula: So what should we do about Epere?

Delta: Maybe we should give him animal blood or something?

FKOD: From where?

Dr. Blobagus: Ingles.

Anselme: Dude, what?

Dr. Blobagus: Well, if they sell things like pigs' feet and cow tongues, then they must have some sort of blood available, too.

FKOD: Noooo, I don't think so.

GD: Do the stories ever mention a cure for vampirism? Perhaps... one involving lasers?

Airon: Hm.... funny you should mention that, there's this organization that claims to be able to cure vampires of their curse, but their services are really pricey. Apparently the process is really complicated.

Ryyx: Most people just call an exterminator.

Delta: Waaaait, you guys have exterminators for vampires?

Ryyx: Of course. They're a pest.

Anselme: That's.... that's pretty extreme, bro.

GD: Why don't you just laser them? Lasers solve everything.

FKOD: *whispering* Airon, are you sure this guy isn't evil?

Airon: *also whispering* Well.... I can't seem to find anything wrong with him except for an obsession with destructive weaponry...

GD: Anyways, the laser is almost done.

Eriines: Why is it taking so long for you to get that thing put together anyway?

GD: Well, if I mess up, there's a good chance that this thing would explode when I try to fire it. I don't want that. That's terrible.

Epere: Hey, you don't think that killing off my sire or whatever could affect me?

FKOD: Eh, what's the worst that could happen?

Epere: Hey! I can't help it that I got bitten by some stupid undead son of a--

Asula: Ahem.

Epere: ...Biscuit.

Asula: That's better.

Anselme: Hehehe, you said son of a biscuit.

Epere: Shut up, ninja wannabe.

Anselme: Heeeey, I am not a wannabe. I'm 100% ninja right here!

Delta: Just like I'm 100% samurai!

Eriines: Hey, aren't ninjas and samurai mortal enemies?

Anselme: ...

Delta: ...

Anselme: YAAARRGGHHH! *tackles Delta*

Delta: BLLLAAARRGGG! *fights Anselme*

FKOD: Eriines, what have you done?!

Eriines: Nothing good. Hey, you two, cut it out.

Delta: But we're enemies!

Anselme: We have to fight each other!

Asula: But you two got along perfectly fine until now!

Anselme: ...

Delta: ...

Anselme: Sorry, bro.

Delta: It's cool.

Anselme: Fist bump?

Delta: I don't have fists.

Anselme: Oh right. Head bump, then?

Delta: Sure thing, man. *head bump*

FKOD: Aw, they're true bros.

Rhian: But they're not related.

FKOD: Bros transcend the bonds of blood.

Rhian: Oh.... I see.

Dr. Blobagus: Is something wrong, Rhian? Sarah says you're acting a little less than yourself lately.

Rhian: Oh, I'm fine, really.

Eriines: You know, I've heard that's the most common lie a woman uses.

Rhian: I'm not lying. Why would you think that?

Mr. Margleton: Your avoiding eye-contact, faking your smile, and showing other obvious signs of lying.

Rhian: I am not.

Airon: Actually I think you are.

FKOD: Is this amnesia related angst?

Rhian: Pfffft, I'm not angsting. I was just thinking about stuff, that's all. I... I just haven't remembered anything. What if I have a family, or a job, or--

Mr. Margleton: Hey, calm down. You'll remember at some point.

Rhian: It's been a long time! I don't even remember my real name!

FKOD: Well your current name is pretty awesome. Not like I'm biased or anything.

Airon: Hey, you know.... don't you think Rhian and Kerianna look just a little bit similar?

Ryyx: Kerianna, do you recognize Rhian?

Kerianna: I can't see her, dude.

Ryyx: Oh. Right.

Kerianna: But if I squint... I can totally see her in a vague sort of way. Like a beautiful shadowy blur.

Rhian: I guess there is a little resemblance between us... but... does that mean anything?

GD: I could run some genetic tests to see if you two are related or not! Well, I could if I had the equipment. Hm...

FKOD: I think there were some other electrical doojiggies in Candy Mountain, if you wanted to see if the stuff you need is there?

GD: It's worth a look! Oh, and we can find out some other things about her, too! Like her blood type, her weight... We could learn quite a bit about her.

Rhian: I guess it's a start... if not a late start.

Balloon-Man:

Mr. Margleton: That's right, Balloon-Man! Everything will start going our way!

Epere: What about me?

Mr. Marlgeton: Uh, almost everything.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Delta

Gender: M

Character type: Samuraitchi

Age: 7 years

Gen: 32

Job: Hair stylist

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 26 years

Gen: 11

Job: I don't even know

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 95 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Anselme

Gender: M

Character type: Gozarutchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 3

Friendship: 5.25/6

FKOD: I went shopping and stuff today. It was fun! :3

GD: Well, while you were gone I looked around Candy Mountain and I did find some equipment I could use to test Rhian and Kerianna's DNA. So, Rhian, Kerianna, would you like to go through with this tomorrow?

Rhian: Sure!

Kerianna: Works for me, dude.

Eriines: I'm going too. I don't trust you yet, and I need to make sure you don't use them for some freakish experiment.

GD: That's fine. In other news, I finished that laser.

Epere: Good. I talked to my sire, and he's a jerk.

Ryyx: Of course he's a jerk.

Anselme: But what do we do with Epere? He needs to be fed until we can figure out something more permanent.

Airon: Well... I guess I could help....

Delta: We could pester the Red Cross!

Asula: I'm not so sure that would work. They need that blood for hospital patients.

Anselme: Hmm, well, maybe we just need to get some money together for a cure.

Eriines: Whatever happened to all those nickels?

FKOD: I think the Two-Armed Man might have taken them all.

Ryyx: What about my wallet?

FKOD: I think he might have taken that too.

Ryyx: WHAT?!

Airon: Ryyx, calm down! You still haven't fully recovered--

Ryyx: That son of a--

Anselme: BISCUIT.

Ryyx: Okay whatever, he took my wallet!

FKOD: Well, we're going to get it back, so chill out. I have a plan.

Delta: What is it?

FKOD: Okay, we find TAM's house or apartment or whatever. Then we punch him in the face and take the wallet back. Simple, right?

Eriines: What if he has some sort of security system? Like an alarm, or turrets.

Delta: Turrets?

Eriines: He's freaking rich. He can afford them.

Anselme: Maybe I could sneak in and steal it. I am a ninja, after all.

Dr. Blobagus: Or we could hack into his bank account and transfer his money to my account.

FKOD: For one thing, that's illegal. Also, when the heck did you get a bank account?

Delta: FKOD, breaking into his house and taking the wallet is illegal too. The only way we can get it back is by asking him for it.

FKOD: That's nice dear. But what I want to know is where Blobagu--

Ryyx: That's hardly important! I want my wallet back!

Airon: I think we should do what Delta suggested.

Anselme: Man, I never get to use my kickin' rad ninja skills.

Later...

FKOD: *knocks on TAM's door* Knock knock!

TAM: Who's there?

FKOD: Banana.

TAM: Uh, what?

FKOD: *knocks again* Knock knock!

TAM: Go away.

Eriines: It's us, okay? The guys you stole a crapload of money from, remember?

TAM: *opens door* Oh, you people. What do you want?

FKOD: The wallet that you stole. If you don't give it back, Ryyx will angst at you and slap you with his scrawny little arms.

Ryyx: I was thinking more along the lines of blowing his head off with Dorle's laser, but okay.

TAM: What are you talking about? I didn't take the wallet.

FKOD: Oh really?

TAM: Yeah really. I only ran off with the nickels. I figured that you would have more soon enough. Why do you guys need that wallet so badly anyway?

Asula: We're helping someone who's sick.

TAM: Really. Like I've never heard that before.

Asula: Well, he's turned into a vampire, and the cure is very expensive.

FKOD: We could prove it by turning him loose in your house!

TAM: Uh-huh.

FKOD: Okay, maybe we'll just steal your blood to keep him fed for a bit. Hey, Good Dorle, get me one of those needle injecty thingies!

GD: Do you honestly think I'm carrying a syringe around with me?

FKOD: ...Noooo?

Eriines: Maybe we'll just need a bucket and some sort of cutting implemen--

TAM: Okay, okay, I'll give you some cash! Just keep your filthy hands off of my bodily fluids! *sigh* How much do you need?

Airon: I'd say..... about five hundred thousand dollars or so?

TAM: Wow, really? That's all?

Delta: How much money do you have?

TAM: I'm not telling you. But anyways, I'll go ahead and write a check. Be right back.

FKOD: 'Kay.

Just a tiny bit later...

TAM: Okay, here you go.

Anselme: Thanks for not making us resort to stealing from and/or injuring you!

TAM: You people are psychotic. Get away from me.

FKOD: 'Kay. Let's go home guys.

Ryyx: *sigh* I still didn't get my wallet back.

Airon: We'll find it!

FKOD: Or will we?

Airon: Yes. Yes we will.

FKOD: Are you sure?

Airon: FKOD.

FKOD: Yup, that's my name.

Arion: *sigh*

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Delta

Gender: M

Character type: Samuraitchi

Age: 8 years

Gen: 32

Job: Hair stylist

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 26 years

Gen: 11

Job: I don't even know

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 96 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Anselme

Gender: M

Character type: Gozarutchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 3

Friendship: 6/6

GD: And the results are in!

Dr. Blobagus: Who won?

GD: Er, Blobagus, this is about the DNA tests I ran. There aren't any winners or losers.

Dr. Blobagus: Sure, that's what they all say.

GD: ....Anyways, the results seem to suggest that Rhian is Kerianna's daughter.

Kerianna: Wait, what?

GD: Does that seem incorrect to you?

Kerianna: Dude, totally. I only ever had one beautiful child, and she... she's not around anymore.

GD: Oh... I'm sorry to hear tha--

Eriines: Hang on just a second. Now, as I understand it, humans don't lay eggs. Instead, they keep the baby in their stomachs or whatever for about nine months.

Anselme: Seriously?

Delta: That sounds really inconvenient.

Eriines: So, Kerianna, were you pregnant with your child before or after the curse?

Kerianna: During. And now I totally see what you're getting at.

Mr. Margleton: But... Rhian doesn't have those shadows over her eyes.

Kerianna: Oh yeah. Now that I think about it... I think that might have been later. This was totally a few thousand years ago, so I can't say for sure.

Rhian: Wait, if your my mom, and you became immortal while you were.... HOLY CRAP I'M THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD!

Asula: On the bright side, you look pretty good for your age.

Rhian: Oh, thanks! I guess it's better than being immortal like a vampire or something.

Epere: Yeeeeeeah, being a vampire is pretty crappy. I still can't believe those guys who are supposed to cure me are making me wait until Wednesday to turn back.

Airon: Well, they're a small organization, and the process is long and involved. Just be glad you got an appointment in the first place.

Epere: Whatever. Hey, did you guys ever kill that other vampire.

Ryyx: No. We can't even find it.

FKOD: It's like when there's a fly in the room and you grab a flyswatter and then the fly is gone.

Anselme: Well, I looked. I didn't see him anywhere. Maybe he hit the road.

Delta: Wait, did you look just know, or...?

Anselme: Dude, I'm a ninja. I'm faster than a lightning bolt on a caffeine rush. You? You're just a samurai. And also a hair stylist apparently.

Delta: Well, you know what? I'm one of the few hair stylists who can make topknots. True story.

Eriines: That's because very few people actually wear them.

Delta: And I cater to those very few people. Along with everyone else.

Teysa: Hey, aren't you leaving tomorrow?

Delta: Yup. It'll be up to my kid to carry on in my name. As a samurai-hair stylist, that is.

Asula: But what if he decides to pursue some other career choices?

Delta: Now why would he do that?

Eriines: Oh, I don't know. Free will?

Delta: But if he isn't the resident samurai-hair stylist, who will be?

Ryyx: I'm pretty sure the world will keep spinning even if we don't have a samurai-hair stylist around.

Delta: No it won't! It will stop and one side will bake and the other will freeze!

Asula: I think there is only a minimal if not nonexistent correlation between those two events.

Delta: I'm not sure what you just said, but it sounds like you're disagreeing with me.

FKOD: Whether or not we say it out loud, we're all disagreeing with you.

Anselme: Sorry bro.

Delta: :[

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Kye

Gender: M

Character type: Hitodetchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 33

Job: Jobless vagrant

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 27 years

Gen: 11

Job: I don't even know

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 97 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Anselme

Gender: M

Character type: Gozarutchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 3

Friendship: 6/6

FKOD: GUYS I HAVE SUPER DUPER IMPORTANT NEWS FOR EVERYBODY EVER! Balloon-Man... he... he popped. ;-;

Mr. Margleton: Oh no!

Airon: You know.... I think I can still feel his conscience.

Balloon-Man: ...

FKOD: Even in his suffering he still smiles.

Eriines: You know that's because his face is sharpied on, right?

FKOD: Shhh.

Dorle: Well, if his conscience is still there, we can transfer it elsewhere. And maybe, I can make him a new body! Stronger, faster...

Eriines: Or we could find another balloon.

Dorle: Fine, be a boring person. See what I care! :[