The Amazing Adventures of a Tamagotchi

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Bliss

Gender: F

Character type: Kuchitamatchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 36

Job: Preschooler

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 55 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 125 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Amynta

Gender: F

Character type: Memetchi

Age: 2 yeara

Gen: 5

Friendship: 6/6

FKOD: So, apparently, I would taste like broiled tofu to a cannibal according this quiz on the internet.

Airon: Uh... that's nice?

FKOD: Yeah, but I've never tasted broiled tofu, so I find that information rather unhelpful. Anyways, another quiz told me that if I sold my body for scientific use it'd be worth 5500 dollars.

Airon: Yeah?

FKOD: Yeah. I think anyone's dead body should be more than that, though. I mean, it takes like nine months to make a newborn child, and even longer to make an adult. And seriously, cars and houses are worth more than--

Amynta: FKOD! That hissy demon guy is at the door!

FKOD: Yeah?

Amynta: Should we let him in?

FKOD: Is he wearing a shirt?

Amynta: Nope.

FKOD: Make him wait out there for a few minutes.

Airon: FKOD, that's a little bit cruel.

FKOD: Airon, are you like a member of the Prevention of Cruelty to Demons Organization or something?

Airon: Well, no--

FKOD: Do you think they're good on the inside? Do you think they know true love?

Airon: Er--

FKOD: Look. Even if they're filled with rainbows and cookies on the inside, they're still a pain in the tush.

Amynta: Well, they could be filled with cookies if they've ate any recently.

FKOD: True. Well, let's see what Dez wants. *goes downstairs and opens door* WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?

Dez: ...

FKOD: Dang, how did you know it was silence?

Dez: Intuition. Can I come in? I'm freaking bored.

FKOD: As long as you promise not to be too rowdy and crazy.

Dez: I don't make promissess, but I didn't come here to make trouble.

FKOD: Okay. So why are you bored?

Dez: Becausse Etriuss iss acting like an idiot. I don't know what hiss deal iss, but he issn't telling me.

Airon: Does he usually tell you if something is bothering him?

Dez: Nah. I ussually find out for mysself. But I haven't even been able to dig through hiss garbage.

Amynta: Ew, gross!

Dez: How iss digging through candy wrapperss and paperss gross?

Amynta: Well, now that I know what's in his garbage thingy, it doesn't sound that bad.

FKOD: Wait, you're blind, so how would papers help you?

Dez: At home I have a little imp that readss thingss for me. I just don't bring it with me becausse it'ss annoying and it likess to run off on itss own.

Airon: So, did you come here to find out what happened a couple of days ago?

Dez: Ssure, if you want to drop me a hint.

FKOD: I will drop the biggest hint ever: he's in love!~

Dez: Pft, don't be sstupid. I would know if he wass.

Amynta: But he admitted it and got rejected.

Dez: Sso? I doubt he'd be bothered by ssomething sstupid like that.

Airon: I think this situation might be different than what you're used to...

Dez: How sso?

Airon: Well--

Bliss: *comes in riding on Epere's head* Hey guys, look! I have a noble steed!

Epere:

Eriines: Hey, what's that guy doing here?

Dez: Well, we were disscussssing ssomething, and then that little tama-whatever comes riding in on that one human guy.

Epere: I lost a bet, okay?

Ryyx: Heheh.

Epere: Shut up! You only won because you were using that weird goth girl with the rapier that attacks too fast for me to get a hit in!

Ryyx: And you were using the character with that.... somewhat less than modest outfit.

Epere: Hey, I'm good with her weapon style, okay? That's all.

FKOD: I think Gabe made a custom that wears more clothes and uses that style.

Asula: Okay, everyone settle down. We can discuss the questionable attire of Soul Caliber characters later.

Dez: Ssss, whatever. I think I sshould ssee if I can ssmack ssome ssensse into that densse sskull of hiss.

FKOD: 'Kay, see you later.

Dez: *leaves*

Bliss: I'm at the top of the world!~

Epere: Sure you are, kid.

Bliss: :]

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BIOGRAPHIES

FKOD

Mr. Margleton

Ryyx

Dr. Blobagus

EDIT: Oh snap, 10 pages guys! *.*

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Bliss

Gender: F

Character type: Uramemetchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 36

Job: Sparkliness student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 57 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 127 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Amynta

Gender: F

Character type: Memetchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 5

Friendship: 6/6

FKOD: Whoops we didn't update last night. I had homework... and there was a new Adventure Time.

Eriines: That's no excuse. The readers expect an update every day or they will find out where you live and come at you with spears. But seriously, it's not like they're all sitting there mashing the F5 key every five minutes waiting for an update.

FKOD: Yeah, that's true. But still, I like to at least try to put out a daily update. It's how I roll, Eri.

Amynta: Even if they're short and lacking in substance?

FKOD: :<

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BIOGRAPHIES

FKOD

Mr. Margleton

Ryyx

Dr. Blobagus

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Bliss

Gender: F

Character type: Uramemetchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 36

Job: Sparkliness student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 58 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 128 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Amynta

Gender: F

Character type: Memetchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 5

Friendship: 6/6

FKOD: Woah, did you guys party all day or something?

Amynta: I can't think of any other reason for them to be sprawled out on the floor and unable to move.

Ryyx: ...

Bliss: Idunno. I think something bad happened.

Asula: But what?

Bliss: Uh, well, I don't really know.

Asula: That was a rhetorical question.

Bliss: Oh really? I have no idea what that is.

Asula: It's a question not meant to be directly answered.

Eriines: Hm. Let's see if we can find any witnesses.

Amynta: SEARCH THE AREA.

Bliss: YES MA'AM.

*FKOD: and the tamagotchis look around*

Asula: Hey, everyone, I found Mr. Margleton under one of FKOD's hats! He looks hurt.

FKOD: Mr. Margleton! Can you hear me! SAY SOMETHING.

Mr. Margleton: It... it was Etrius.... he came here... put a curse on almost everyone. He kidnapped Tel.

FKOD: Oh crap! Where's the Tiny Vigilante Squad?

Mr. Margleton: They had to fight a moderately sized monster in Tokyo today. They haven't been back.

Amynta: Where's Dr. Blobagus?

Mr. Margleton: I don't know.

Eriines: Are you going to be okay? You look like you got hit by a train.

Mr. Margleton: Ugh.... he had some kind of weapon... like a club but... more evil... it was pretty nasty, whatever it was.

Bliss: Well, it looks like we'll have to mount a rescue mission!

Asula: Could the five of us really accomplish that?

FKOD: Five?

Amynta: Don't you want to rescue Tel?

FKOD: I have a cold.

Eriines: Walk it off, FKOD. We have dames to rescue.

FKOD: But I'm not good at rescuing dames when I'm sick!

Amynta: I can't see FKOD being too terribly helpful even if she's healthy.

FKOD: I'm glad you have faith in me.

Amynta: Well, FKOD, you don't have any combat training and you're kind of a wimp.

FKOD: Well, how much combat training do you have?

Amynta: Eri showed me some fighting techniques! Hiya! *does a kick*

Asula: Well, ah, I don't exactly know any fighting moves... I'm not sure if I can help.

Bliss: Aw, do I have to miss out on the action?

Eriines: Guys, you're acting as if we're going to take on a horde of soldiers or something. It's one guy.

Bliss: What about Fizzy and Dez?

Eriines: Hm. I'm not sure if they'll be supporting him or not. But if Etrius pulled this off on his own, I'm guessing that they won't really care what happens to him.

Mr. Margleton: Well, he has that book of magic. Also, I think he got the print edition, so he probably won't misread spells.

Amynta: The print edition!? Oh crap, we'll never rescue poor Tel!

Teysa: *walks in* Jeez guys. All you have to do is sneak up on him and render him unconscious.

FKOD: Hey, you're not cursed!

Teysa: No. When this happened, I was outside gathering acorns. And then I heard you guys talking about it when I was downstairs...

Amynta: You are going to help us, right?

Teysa: Well, yeah. I like Tel. She's like Ryyx but less whiny.

Ryyx: Ugh...

Teysa: Anyways, we'll sneak in, knock Etrius out, grab the magic book, get Tel, come back, reverse the curse, and live happily ever after. It's not rocket surgery.

Eriines: What about when Etrius regains consciousness?

Teysa: Good point. We'll use the book to trap him in another dimension so he doesn't bother us anymore.

FKOD: Yay!

Bliss: Wait, does anyone know where Etrius is right now?

Everyone: ...

FKOD: Craaaaaaaap.

Eriines: Well, any ideas, Teysa?

Teysa: Hey, don't look at me. I don't know how to track people.

*someone knocks on the door downstairs*

FKOD: I'll get it. *walks down and opens door* Fizzy?

Efisngenana: You're calling me that too? Jeez, how old are you people, five?

FKOD: No, we're three. Anyways, what are you here for?

Efisngenana: To investigate the strange behavior of one of my minions.

FKOD: Ooh, let me guess who it is... It's Dez, isn't it? He's been a loose cannon lately.

Efisngenana: He's always a loose cannon. I'm talking about Etrius here.

FKOD: Yeah, he came by today.

Efisngenana: Did he?

FKOD: Yeah. He cursed most of us and kidnapped someone.

Efisngenana: Without telling me?

FKOD: Yup. Is he at your hideout, by any chance?

Efisngenana: I think so, yeah. He was playing some awful music from his room.

FKOD: Cool! So can you tell us where your super-secret hideout is so we can rescue our friend?

Efisngenana: Nope.

FKOD: Aw, why not?

Efisngenana: Because you guys are jerks.

FKOD: :<

Efisngenana: It's true.

FKOD: What if I make a cute face?

Efisngenana: Nope.

FKOD: What if I give you cookies?

Efisngenana: Nope.

FKOD: What if I punch you in the face?

Efisngenana: Nope.

FKOD: What if--

Efisngenana: Nope.

FKOD: :<

Efisngenana: Anyways, about Etrius's odd behavior.

FKOD: He is acting oddly because William Howard Taft told Llama Doctor to watch The Incredibles, which caused Oprah Winfrey to find the Tardis, and afterward Mr. Rodgers decided to fly to the moon to meet Carmen Sandiego, who told John Egbert to challenge the Ice King to a game of Monopoly, but the elves had already decided to vote for Perseus as president, while Team Rocket climbed a mountain in the middle of Russia.

Efisngenana: Did I seriously just listen to all of that?

FKOD: Yup!

Efisngenana: Hmm, it seems that coming here was a complete waste of my time then. I shall take my leave.

FKOD: *grabs Efisngenana* No, why not make yourself comfortable! You came all this way, after all.

Efisngenana: Well, my hideout isn't too far away, actually.

FKOD: Hmmm...

Efisngenana: ...You still won't ever find it.

FKOD: So, is it like, underground or something?

Efisngenana: No...

FKOD: IDEA! *runs upstairs*

Efisngenana: Wait, what are you up to!

FKOD: Guys! Guys! Let's do AN AERIAL SEARCH!

Eriines: You know most of us can't fly, right?

FKOD: Well yeah. I was going to send out my flying Pokemans.

Mr. Margleton: Oh yeah, we can totally do that.

FKOD: We totally can.

Mr. Margleton: Okay, go Beam!

Beam: Togekiss!

FKOD: Go Athena! Go Jack! Go Mercury!

Athena: Dragonite!

Jack: Flygon?

Mercury: Pidgeot.

FKOD: Mercury, I love the enthusiasm you're showing there. Anyways, we need to find this secret hideout! So get searching!

Jack: Gon?

FKOD: Oh right, better send out Gazendarus too. *sends out Gazendarus*

Gazendarus: Translation problems again?

FKOD: Yeah, what's the deal with Jack here?

Jack: Flygon.

Gazendarus: He says there is no way he'll fit through the door.

FKOD: Oh. Yeah. Uh, okay, everyone back in their pokeballs. Let's try this again. *goes outside*

Amynta: So... I guess we'll goof off while we're waiting for them to find that hideout?

Eriines: Yeah, sure, why not?

Bliss: Yay for goofing off!

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Bliss

Gender: F

Character type: Uramemetchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 36

Job: Restaurant worker

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 59 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 129 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Amynta

Gender: F

Character type: Memetchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 5

Friendship: 5.5/6

Etrius: *singing* Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...

Tel: Surely I have invoked the anger of the otherwise benevolent Goddess.

Etrius: Never gonna tell a lie, never gonna say goodbye...

Amynta: *gasp* Guys, she's being Rick-rolled!

Teysa: Shh...

Eriines: Should I go ahead and knock him out?

Teysa: *nods*

Eriines: *comes out of hiding and hits Etrius in the head*

Etrius: Ow! What the crap?!

Eriines: Dang it, I didn't hit hard enough. *hits him again*

Etrius: Ow! What the crap are you doing here? How did you--

Eriines: SHUT UP AND GO UNCONSCIOUS ALREADY! *hits him again*

Etrius: Argh...

Eriines: *starts hitting him repeatedly* Jeegus, do you just have a thick skull or something?

Efisngenana: *floats in* Er, what's going on here?

Bliss: Nothin'.

Amynta: We're just visiting, that's all.

Efisngenana: Why were you two hiding? Why is she beating him with a guitar?

Teysa: *comes out of hiding* Sir, I believe that is of little importance when you take into consideration the fact that I may or may not decide to set your house on fire.

Efisngenana: With what? The candle over there is out of your reach.

Teysa: Fire breath.

Efisngenana: How do I know you're not bluffing?

Teysa: *breaths fire*

Efisngenana: Ah. Well. Carry on then.

Etrius: Boss! He's not going to do that! His friends are in here!

Efisngenana: Oh. That's true. So, I guess there's nothing to stop me from calling Dez in here and letting him beat the crap out of all of you?

Eriines: Well... there is a dragon outside.

Efisngenana: Pft, you expect me to believe th--

Bliss: Oh, Athena! Come in here!

Athena: *bursts through wall* Dragonite!

Efisngenana: HOLY $@! *flees*

Etrius: Uh, can we work something out here?

Amynta: Nope, for I condemn thee, Etrius, to become a prisoner of the unholy demon god Rezibekilevertas!

Etrius: W-what? No, you can't-- *disappears*

Amynta: Well, that was exciting.

Teysa: Was that seriously the banishing spell?

Amynta: It was one of them. I just picked out the first one. But you know what? These spells are pretty disappointing. Most of them are in English instead of some cool magical language.

Bliss: Oh well. Let's just free Tel.

Teysa: Yeah. *unties Tel* He didn't hurt you, did he?

Tel: He tied the ropes too tight and made me suffer through his terrible poetry and insufferable singing. But other than that, I'm fine.

Eriines: Well, let's get you home. Athena, you can support a bit of extra weight can't you?

Athena: Dragonite. :[

Bliss: Aw, poor Athena.

Later...

FKOD: Phew! Man, cleaning my room is always so involved. Especially when the floor is covered with almost unconscious people.

Airon: Ugh...

FKOD: Sorry for almost vacuuming up the curl on top of your head.

Amynta: Honey, I'm home!

Kuchipatchi: Oh, hey Amynta! Did you rescue that damsel?

Amynta: I sure did Harrison!

Mr. Margleton: Did you guys get the book?

Bliss: Yup! Let's get these guys uncursed!

Amynta: Right, let's see... table of contents... uh, what kind of curse are they under?

Mr. Margleton: I think it's the Winston Bo curse.

Amynta: The what curse?

Mr. Margleton: It was named after a guy who invented that curse.

Asula: So people just make up these spells and curses?

Mr. Margleton: Well, they have to come from somewhere, right?

Amynta: Okay... let's see, that's on page fifty-nine... Oh cool, this is in magical garbledy-gook!

Bliss: Uh... it's also written in like runes and stuff.

Mr. Margleton: Let me take a look. *looks* Oh wow I've never seen this before.

FKOD: Uh... that's not good.

Mr. Margleton: But, I might know someone who does know what this means!

Tel: Who?

Mr. Margleton: An old friend of mine. We'll have to wait to meet her, though, because she's only awake for a few hours in the morning.

Bliss: Why is she like that?

Mr. Margleton: Uh, long story. But I guess we'll all have to chill for a little longer.

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BIOGRAPHIES

FKOD

Mr. Margleton

Ryyx

Dr. Blobagus

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Bliss

Gender: F

Character type: Uramemetchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 36

Job: Restaurant worker

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 59 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 130 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Amynta

Gender: F

Character type: Memetchi

Age: 7 years

Gen: 5

Friendship: 5.5/6

Mr. Margleton: And now all I have to do is create a tear in the fabric of space and time so we can go to her world.

Eriines: That sounds completely safe and probably will have no terrible consequences on reality as we know it.

Mr. Margleton: Oh relax, Eri, I've done this like a bajillion times before. *creates rend in the fabric of space and time* See? Look how easy that was.

Harrison: Uh, that doesn't look stable.

Mr. Margleton: Well, of course not. But don't worry, it's perfectly safe.

FKOD: Yay! Let's jump through with wild abandon!

*everyone (who isn't cursed, of course) goes through portal*

Bliss: Oh wow, are these clouds solid?

Amynta: They aren't supposed to be that way! This is so.... cool!

Mr. Margleton: Hey, Cozima? Are you there?

Cozima: Mr. Margleton? Is that you?

Mr. Margleton: Yup.

Cozima: *yawn* Wow, it's been a long time.

Mr. Margleton: Yeah. Are you feeling any better?

Cozima: Still tired. *yawn* So, who are your friends?

Mr. Margleton: Oh yeah, I'd like you to meet Gaia, Tel, Eriines, Asula, Amynta, Harrison, and Bliss.

FKOD: 'Sup.

Cozima: Sup? As in.... supper?

Mr. Margleton: Uh, be careful about what you say. She's not familiar with modern slang and the like.

Cozima: It's been a while since I've seen the outside world.

Asula: How long have you been here?

Cozima: Dunno. *yawn* It's a nice place, though.

Bliss: So... what exactly do you eat?

Cozima: The clouds. They're edible.

Bliss: Oh really? That's so cool!

Cozima: Hm. They're actually kind of bitter. But I'm used to it.

Harrison: Mrph. I wish you mentioned that sooner.

Cozima: Sorry. *yawn* All this talking is making me tired.

Mr. Margleton: Wait! Before you go to sleep again, can you help us translate something? We need this counter-curse translated to help some of our friends.

Cozima: Oh, sure. Let's see... should I just write this down?

Mr. Margleton: That'd be just fine!

Cozima: Alright. There we go. *yawn* Well, I think it's time to go to sleep.

Mr. Margleton: See you later!

Cozima: Bye.

Later...

FKOD: And that's how we saved Christmas.

Rhian: Isn't that next month?

FKOD: Look, the moral of the story is that everything is better now. Tel is back, you're all uncursed, and Etrius is now the prisoner of Rezibuh-something.

Mr. Margleton: Rezibekilevertas? Uh, FKOD... there's a problem with that...

FKOD: One which we will cover in the next update, right?

Mr. Margleton: FKOD! >:|

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BIOGRAPHIES

FKOD

Mr. Margleton

Ryyx

Dr. Blobagus

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Bliss

Gender: F

Character type: Uramemetchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 36

Job: Restaurant worker

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 61 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 131 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Amynta

Gender: F

Character type: Memetchi

Age: 8 years

Gen: 5

Friendship: 5.5/6

Mr. Margleton: So, basically, that guy is kind of slain... and there is a demonic prince in his place trying to gain power... and we might have added to his army...

Ryyx: So? He's a low-level demon. What's the problem with that?

Mr. Margleton: Well, you see, most angels and demons are incorporeal beings. In order to exist on the physical realm, we have to make a physical body. This takes a lot of energy.

Amynta: So... angels and demons that are like, on this world or whatever weaker than the ones that aren't?

Mr. Margleton: Yeah. Also, demon gods have the ability to give other demons bodies, so if Etrius ends up allying himself with the prince and is able to come back here... we're in trouble.

Amynta: I'm sorry Mr. Margleton. I just picked the first banishing spell I found.

Mr. Margleton: I'm not mad at you. I'm just letting everyone know what the deal is so that when Etrius comes back as a horrible monster with the intent to kill nobody is surprised.

Amynta: Well, when you put it like that... now I feel really bad.

Mr. Margleton: Sorry! I'm just really nervous now.

Eriines: Dude. Calm down. Let's all calm down. We can find a way to deal with this. Besides, we've lived through everything else that's happened to us, right?

FKOD: That's because all of our antagonists are kind of incompetent.

Asula: Including Etrius, right?

Bliss: Yeah, we've got nothing to worry about! Our kids can grow up in peace.

Rhian: Woah, when did you get married, Bliss?

Bliss: Oh about an hour or so ago. My husbands looks a lot like Harrison actually, except he has this horn on top of his head.

Amynta: Hm. So, you're like an angelic version of me, and your husband is a unicorn version of Harrison.

Bliss: Yeah! Isn't that crazy?

Amynta: It is crazy!

FKOD: So crazy. So, how's everyone else doing?

Rhian: I've been helping Dorle with something special!~

Ryyx: My eye?

Rhian: HOW DID YOU KNOW? Did Airon tell you?

Ryyx: No, I just guessed.

Rhian: Oh, okay! So, how's it going with you and Airon?

Ryyx: Good.

Rhian: Good? Just good? Not... great? Or... fantabulous?

Ryyx: Wouldn't you know? You spy on us.

Rhian: No I don't.

Ryyx: Yes you do.

Rhian: You can't prove anything.

Epere: Actually I have seen you spying on them, Rhian.

Bliss: *gasp* The scandal!

Rhian: Well... I'm trying to learn about relationships and stuff, okay?

Airon: *walks in* What about relationships and stuff?

FKOD: We're talking about you and Ryyx and how Rhian is being creepy.

Rhian: Hey! I'm not creepy! I'm just... curious...

FKOD: Mmhmm.

Rhian: Stop being so mean, FKOD!

Eriines: But you watch people. A lot.

Rhian: I'm observing so I can be better at society-ish stuff.

Asula: Why are you so keen on learning how people communicate lately?

FKOD: Oh, it's not the communication, she just wants to know how to be romantic.

Dr. Blobagus: If she wanted to see romance, she should see me with Sarah. Sarah and I have shared some very special moments.

TOP: Are you still dating a nesting doll?

Dr. Blobagus: Of course I am. You know what? Yesterday, I took her to a nice restaurant called Wal-Mart.

FKOD: That's... that's not even close to being a nice restaurant. Like, at all.

Dr. Blobagus: But they had some very fancy food. And you didn't even have to wait for waiters to bring it to you.

Asula: Nice food? I guess they have some good things, yes, but...

Dr. Blobagus: But they had things in odd containers. Like this one drink called "shampoo" which I imagine is something like champagne.

*everyone stares at Dr. Blobagus*

Dr. Blobagus: And then there was this stuff that claimed to reverse the effects of age. Don't we look younger?

*everyone continues staring*

Dr. Blobagus: And then there was dog and cat food. It's incredible tasting the cuisine enjoyed by other species.

*staring*

Dr. Blobagus: And don't even get me started on the yarn.

Eriines: How are you not dead from ingesting makeup and yarn?

Dr. Blobagus: What do you mean by that? Is this a trick question? Are you trying to make me doubt my relationship with Sarah?

Airon: Blobagus, most of the things you ate that day aren't even considered food... well, the cat and dog food is, but you get the idea, right?

Dr. Blobagus: Hm. So... you're saying that my diet needs less food?

Amynta: Just... just stop eating, okay?

Dr. Blobagus: Well, I can go without food, but I like to eat socially. Right Sarah?

Sarah: ...

Dr. Blobagus: Oh, sweetheart. <3 We should do that one day.

Rhian: Sarah talks very quietly. That's why I can't learn romance from you two.

Eriines: Yes, I'm sure it has nothing to with Sarah being an inanimate object.

Rhian: Hey, at least I try to be nice to Sarah!

Eriines: At least I try to be honest.

Ryyx: It doesn't have to be so black and white. You can be honest about some things and lie about others.

Airon: It's sad that someone can't really function in this society if they only tell the truth, isn't it?

Ryyx: Yeah.

Airon: I don't really like lies though, even though I'm able to know if someone isn't telling the truth or not.

Ryyx: Yeah.

Airon: You know that makes me think of something you said a while ago...

Ryyx: What?

Airon: In April, I think? On the log. About your crime...

Ryyx: Isn't it bedtime?

FKOD: Hm. Yeah, I'm kind of sleepy.

Asula: Wait, don't fall for it, he's changing the subject!

Ryyx: I have to pee. *leaves*

Eriines: So, Airon... what is it about that crime or whatever?

Mr. Margleton: Didn't he golf on a Sunday or something?

FKOD: He golfed on a Tuesday while wearing a fedora.

Airon: Yeah, but the thing is, he did something much more serious.

Amynta: Mmhmm. *strokes chin* Do tell.

Airon: I don't know. He might get mad if I told everyone without his consent.

FKOD: Oh well. There's always tomorrow.

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BIOGRAPHIES

FKOD

Mr. Margleton

Ryyx

Dr. Blobagus

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Bliss

Gender: F

Character type: Uramemetchi

Age: 7 years

Gen: 36

Job: Restaurant worker

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 62 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 132 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Amynta

Gender: F

Character type: Memetchi

Age: 9 years

Gen: 5

Friendship: 5/6

Airon: Has anyone seen Ryyx around?

Bliss: I can't find him.

Amynta: I can! He's over there.

Ryyx: *pokes head out of hiding place* I told you not to tell anyone.

Amynta: And I told you to stop being silly.

Ryyx: I'm not being silly.

Asula: You're hiding in a pile of hats to avoid your boyfriend.

FKOD: Get out of my hats, Ryyx.

Ryyx: Fine.

Airon: Okay, what will it take to get you to admit it?

Ryyx: Why does it matter?

Airon: I'm not going to date a liar.

Amynta: And I'm curious, really.

Bliss: Yeah. And if you don't say it today, then Amynta and I may never know because we're going back to tamagotchi planet tomorrow.

Epere: Why do you guys do that anyways?

Harrison: Can you imagine how crowded this place would be if every single one of us stayed?

Epere: o_o

Harrison: Exactly my point.

Airon: Anyways, back to the point.

FKOD: Okay, I know what will make him tell the truth! Ryyx, if you tell us how you really got exiled, we'll make Epere do anything you say for a month.

Epere: Wait, when did I agree to this?

FKOD: And if he refuses to comply, we'll hit him with fake plastic swords!

Epere: What?

FKOD: Now, does that sound like a deal or what?

Ryyx: Well... I don't really...

Eriines: What, are you worried that we'll hate you for whatever you did?

Epere: It's alright. I already hate you anyways.

Ryyx: But I murdered someon-- uh, I didn't say that.

FKOD: Why would that bother you? You threaten to kill people all the time.

Epere: Like that one time we were playing Halo and--

Ryyx: Those were just empty threats. This was different...

Flashback time!

Ryyx: No, we're not doing a flashback, FKOD.

FKOD: What the crap Ryyx.

Forget about that flashback, then.

Bliss: So, why would you kill someone?

Amynta: And you never told us who you killed.

Ryyx: It was...

FKOD: Wait, let me mash the enter key a bunch of times so we can have a dramatic pause and leave the readers hanging, just for a moment.

Asula: Er... is that going to work for something text-based?

FKOD: LET'S SEE.

Dramatic pause time, kids! Just don't scroll down for a moment, okay?

Wooooo.

Actually, this is kind of boring. Let's get back to doing log stuff.

Ryyx: Are you quite done?

FKOD: Maybe.

Ryyx: Ahem. Anyways, the victim was Omirin's teacher, Tasira. And before you jump to any conclusions regarding my motives, it was self-defense.

Bliss: Self-defense? What was she trying to do to you?

Ryyx: She was trying to kill me.

Asula: Well, that's just plain rude.

Epere: So how exactly did you get her so #$ed off at you anyway?

FKOD: *hits Epere with plastic sword* What did I say about swearing?

Epere: To do it excessively?

FKOD: >:[

Ryyx: Anyways, to answer Epere's question, it was something I wasn't really meant to get involved in...

FKOD: You know, this would make a great flashback.

Ryyx: FKOD, shut up.

FKOD: You shut up.

Asula: But he's telling his story.

FKOD: Oh. Yeah. That's right. Carry on then.

Ryyx: Right. At that time, something was going on between Aparus and Tasira. I'm not sure what, but apparently things started to get... violent.

Amynta: Oh... so who's Aparus again?

FKOD: He's a star man, waiting in the sky--

Ryyx: Okay FKOD, let's not start with the David Bowie references again.

Bliss: David Bowie? This has just become all sorts of confusing!

Eriines: Have you two never read the old logs?

Amynta: We skimmed them, I guess.

Ryyx: Well, Aparus was my mentor.

Bliss: Mmhmm. *strokes chin* Fascinating.

Epere: Okay, for a minute there, you sounded like Dr. Blobagus. And that's just creepy.

FKOD: Hm. Where is Dr. Blobagus, anyways?

Dr. Blobagus: FKOD... I think I'm melting... Please tell Sarah... that...

FKOD: Oh jeez, pull yourself together.

Airon: Uh, I think all that stuff he ate earlier is starting to have a negative impact on his well-being.

Epere: Heheheh, serves him right. >:]

Sarah: ...

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BIOGRAPHIES

FKOD

Mr. Margleton

Ryyx

Dr. Blobagus

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nori

Gender: M

Character type: Kuchitamatchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 37

Job: Unemployed

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 63 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 133 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Cadence

Gender: F

Character type: Memetchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 7 (Did I seriously forget to change this last generation? Gosh darn it.)

Friendship: 1/6

FKOD: Short update tonight, 'cause I got home late.

Nori: FKOD had a patasa meeting at her school.

Cadence: I think it's supposed to be PTSA. Like, with the letters all spelled out and stuff.

Asula: Yeah, PTSA is an acronym for the Parent-Teacher-Student Association.

Nori: Oh. Okay.

FKOD: So how's everyone else doing?

Rhian: Poor Blobagus. He's all over the place! I mean look at this! This is terrible!

Epere: Heh.

Rhian: Epere! He's going through a very hard time right now!

Dorle: Fortunately for Blobagus here, he has a fairly good chance of survival.

Eriines: Wow. I have to say, anyone who can eat shampoo and makeup and live through it deserves a medal.

FKOD: I think I have one of those cheap plastic ones somewhere around my room.

Asula: I think wearing a medal might be a bit difficult for him right now.

Cadence: He looks like a puddle of yellow and orange.

Nori: What would happen if someone stepped in him?

Dorle: You don't want to know.

Nori: What if I do?

FKOD: Valuable life lesson, kids: if someone says you don't want to know, then you really don't want to know.

Ryyx: I should've just said that when you people were badgering for my back-story.

Airon: But that would still count as a lie.

Ryyx: Oh come on. It's not like you've never lied before.

Airon: Well, sure, but I don't lie often.

FKOD: That's just what you want us to think.

Airon: What?

FKOD: I'm on to you.

Airon: What are you talking about?

FKOD: You should know.

Airon: What did I ever do to you?

Eriines: She's just playing with your head.

FKOD: Or am I?

Eriines: It's pretty easy to tell when you're being facetious.

FKOD: You're no fun. :<

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BIOGRAPHIES

FKOD

Mr. Margleton

Ryyx

Dr. Blobagus

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nori

Gender: M

Character type: Daiyatchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 37

Job: Unemployed

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 65 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 135 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Cadence

Gender: F

Character type: Marotchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 7

Friendship: 3/6

FKOD: So, we didn't update yesterday.

Eriines: You sure didn't.

FKOD: I had homework.

Eriines: And then you played Fable III with your brother for the rest of the night.

FKOD: SO DR. BLOBAGUS. HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE DAY.

Dr. Blobagus: I've been thinking about life...

FKOD: COOL. SO HOW ABOUT YOU TWO, RYYX AND AIRON.

Ryyx: Do you have to yell? We're right here.

FKOD: YES.

Airon: We're fine.

FKOD: So what have you two been up to while I was at school doing academic stuff?

Airon: Talking.

FKOD: About what?

Ryyx: Personal matters.

FKOD: Boring stuff, then! :3

Airon: Hey, we were talking about important stuff. That isn't boring! Well, to us anyways.

Cadence: *comes in* Guess what!

Nori: *walks in* We're going to get married when we get older!

FKOD: *looks at Eriines*

Eriines: *looks at FKOD*

FKOD: Er... there's a bit of a problem with that.

Nori: No there isn't! We love each other and we are going to have babies.

Cadence: And then we'll go to tamagotchi planet and live together forever!~<3

Eriines: Well, that's all fine and dandy, but what FKOD is saying--

Nori: WHY DO YOU NOT APPROVE OF US.

FKOD: I APPROVE OF YOU BUT there is the issue that Tama-Gos and V4.5s can't connect.

Cadence: BUT WE HAVE CONNECTED.

FKOD: I meant like... uh... you know how you can play games with Eri?

Cadence: Yeah.

FKOD: And how Nori can play games with Asula?

Nori: Yeah.

FKOD: But you can't play games with each other and Eri and Asula can't play games with each other?

Cadence: What does playing games have to do with marriage?

Efisngenana: Because nobody takes marriage seriously, that's why.

Airon: I take marriage seriously!

Efisngenana: Well, no one important takes marriage seriously.

Ryyx: Give me a reason for me not to come over there and beat the @#!% out of you.

FKOD: Give me a reason for me not to wash out your mouth with soap, mister.

Ryyx: Oh whatever.

FKOD: Don't you sass me.

Ryyx: I'll sass you whenever I want.

FKOD: OH NO YOU DIDN'T.

Airon: Guys, stop it.

FKOD: 'Kay.

Efisngenana: Anyways, what the heck did you guys do with my minion?

FKOD: We didn't do anything to Dez.

Efisngenana: You know who I'm talking about.

Ryyx: We banished your stupid creepy jerk minion.

Efisngenana: Banished?

Airon: Yup.

Efisngenana: Hey, don't you guys know how hard minions are to come by?

Eriines: We don't really care.

Efisngenana: You know what? I don't care about your face.

Eriines: You know, it's really difficult to take you seriously, but it's even worse dressed as a chicken.

Efisngenana: ...Don't judge me.

Ryyx: I'm judging you.

Efisngenana: Well, stop it.

Airon: Do you just really like that chicken suit?

Efisngenana: ...Shut your face.

Ryyx: You shut your face.

Efisngenana: I wasn't even talking to you. What is your deal anyways?

Ryyx: What's YOUR deal?

Cadence: Look Mr. Chicken, we were discussing something important, so can you please leave?

Nori: Yeah, it's about our future.

Efisngenana: I don't care about your futures.

Nori: Well, I don't care about your future either, but I don't interrupt you when you're talking with your guardians about your life.

Efisngenana: Oh shut up.

Cadence: You know what Mr. Chicken?

Efisngenana: My name is Efisngenana.

FKOD: No his name is Fizzy.

Efisngenana: >:|

Nori: Well, go away Mr. Fizzy Chicken.

Efisngenana: Grr. You know what? When I come back, you'll all be in for a world of hurt. *leaves*

Ryyx: I hate that guy.

Airon: It's okay, Ryyx. He's gone for now.

Ryyx: But he'll come back. >:[

FKOD: Of course he will. He's a recurring antagonist.

Ryyx: >:[

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nori

Gender: M

Character type: Celebtchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 37

Job: Unemployed

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 65 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 136 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Cadence

Gender: F

Character type: Marotchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 7

Friendship: 3/6

Nori: Hey, FKOD, shouldn't I go to school or something at some point?

FKOD: Uh. Well, I guess you missed out on preschool in your childhood and now...

Nori: Oh.

FKOD: I'm sorry. :<

Nori: :[

FKOD: But if it makes you feel better, you are not the only uneducated unemployed bum here!

Epere: Why are you looking at me like that? I have a high school diploma.

FKOD: Oh, right. But there's still Blobagus.

Dorle: Well, he actually made it high school, believe it or not.

FKOD: Dang it, guys. I'm trying to comfort Nori here, why can't you tell me these things later.

Teysa: Hey, I don't have a formal education or a job.

Buttons: Me too! Don't feel bad, kiddo.

Nori: I'm a grown-up now.

Buttons: Oh, right. Sorry.

Cadence: *comes upstairs* FKOD, will you help me break reality?

Nori: *gasp* That's a great idea! We'll break reality, and then we can get married.

Buttons: Aren't you two worried about any consequences that could come about if you do that?

Cadence: Pft, no.

FKOD: Well, I'm not expert on breaking reality, so I can't help you there. But I do know someone who could--

Dorle: FKOD! Do you even realize what they're wanting to do?

FKOD: Get married.

Dorle: >:[

FKOD: Okay, I won't tell them that Monroe is chilling out in your lab.

Dorle: >:[

FKOD: What?

Dorle: You just told them, you fool!

FKOD: Oh whatever. Monroe is probably not going to help them anyways.

Dorle: We can only hope.

Epere: Well, if we wake up and reality is $%#@ed, at least we'll know what happened.

FKOD: Epere, if you swear again, I'll smack you in the face so hard that reality will break anyways.

Epere: You couldn't even hit me hard enough to leave a mark.

FKOD: Well. Shut up.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nori

Gender: M

Character type: Celebtchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 37

Job: Unemployed

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 66 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 137 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Cadence

Gender: F

Character type: Marotchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 7

Friendship: 4/6

FKOD: Well, reality is more or less intact, so let's update the log all normal-like. Hopefully today we will not be pestered by demons or monsters or whatever because I have a headache.

Ryyx: That would be nice.

Efisngenana: Hey guys.

Ryyx: GET OUT OF HERE.

FKOD: SERIOUSLY.

Efisngenana: But I just wanted to--

FKOD: *throws hat at Efisngenana* We're not interested in buying your vacuums! Go away!

Airon: Vacuums?

FKOD: Yeah, I don't know.

Efisngenana: Jeez. I just wanted to borrow some paper.

Asula: Is it really borrowing something if you can't really give it back after using it?

Efisngenana: Oh whatever. I'll just go steal some from my neighbor. *leaves*

Airon: Wow. That was weird.

Ryyx: Yup.

Monroe: *walks in* FKOD, two of your tamagotchis have shown a disturbing obsession with, as they put it, "breaking reality."

FKOD: Yeah I know.

Monroe: Can't you talk to them about this?

FKOD: Oh, they'll be fine. What can they possibly do without your help?

Eriines: Yeah, I somehow doubt they actually know what they're doing, anyways.

FKOD: Yeah. So, did anyone do anything interesting today?

Ryyx: Well, this morning, Airon and I defeated some brigands.

FKOD: Oh man, brigands. I hate those guys.

Asula: So, what did you do today FKOD? I noticed that you paused us...

FKOD: Oh, yeah, I had this driver's ed thingy.

Eriines: Oh. Did you run over anything?

FKOD: Only some imaginary churchgoers. Poor little imaginary baptists, they never saw it coming.

Airon: What?

FKOD: So uh, did anyone else in here do anything? What about you, Qetesh?

Qetesh: *purr purr*

FKOD: Hm, I see. Interesting.

Ryyx: You know, your cat is a bit on the chubby side.

FKOD: Yeah. She's a piggy eater. But I love here anyways. Yesh, who'sh a good kitty? Ish it you?

Qetesh: *purrpurrpurr*

FKOD: <3

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nori

Gender: M

Character type: Celebtchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 37

Job: Bus Driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 67 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 138 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Cadence

Gender: F

Character type: Marotchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 7

Friendship: 5/6

Mr. Margleton: I sense a disturbance in the natural order of things.

Rhian: Uh-oh, I hope that doesn't mean that Nori and Cadence finally broke reality.

Mr. Margleton: No, I think it's something else.

Rhian: Like what?

Mr. Margleton: Something's coming... I feel an unholy presence.

Tel: An unholy presence?

Tel: I don't like the sound of that.

FKOD: What's with all these demons getting all up in our business, anyways?

Mr. Margleton: Idunno. They're just weird like that. But anyways, this could be really bad. I'm guessing whatever it is, it's at least as powerful as I am.

Asula: That doesn't sound good.

Mr. Margleton: It isn't good. And I think it's getting really close now.

Tiny Grim Reaper: *floats in* Good day.

FKOD: 'Sup?

TGR: I've come to collect a debt.

FKOD: From who?

TGR: The immortal.

Eriines: We have a crapload of immortals hanging around. You have to be more specific.

Mr. Margleton: A crapload? But it's just Rhian, Keri, and me.

Rhian: Um... are you talking about me, Mr. Demon? Ms. Demon? Er...

TGR: Have you forgotten my name? And what you owe me?

Rhian: Yup.

TGR: Ah. Well. It doesn't matter too much.

Rhian: Oh, okay!

TGR: But you still owe me your heart.

Rhian: Wait, my metaphorical one or my literal one?

TGR: Your literal one.

Rhian: Uh... I'm kind of using it right now.

TGR: Oh, you can do without it, immortal.

Rhian: No I can't! I love my heart! I named it Beaty!

TGR: Hm. What a shame. Well, I'll give you a week to decide whether you want to pay up or not. If you don't... I'll take something worth far more than a vital organ. *leaves*

Asula: Oh dear.

Rhian: Um.

Eriines: But aren't you immortal? Wouldn't your heart just grow back?

Rhian: No. I have the crappy version of immortality.

Mr. Margleton: Well... maybe Dorle can get you another heart after you give yours to schler?

Asula: Schler?

Mr. Margleton: It's a gender-neutral pronoun. Teysa uses it when he's referring to Buttons because apparently Buttons comes from a race that has 8 different genders and it's inaccurate to call schler a boy or girl. Or something like that. It's confusing. Anyways, does Dorle have any spare hearts around?

Rhian: I don't think he has any... but he could make one I guess? Also, I'm not sure if he has much experience doing surgery.

Dr. Blobagus: There's always me.

Rhian: Oh gosh no. Blobagus, you're not even back to normal yet.

Dr. Blobagus: I will be soon.

Rhian: ._.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nori

Gender: M

Character type: Celebtchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 37

Job: Bus Driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 68 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 139 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Cadence

Gender: F

Character type: Marotchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 7

Friendship: 5.25/6

Airon: I've never heard of that series.

FKOD: Seriously? Have you lived in a cave all your life or something?

Airon: Yeah.

FKOD: Oh right, subterranean race. Anyways, it's about this guy named Harry Potter who goes to a school of witchcraft and wizardry. He and his friends have to defeat an evil wizard named Voldemort.

Airon: Oh.

FKOD: We have all the books, if you want to read them. I was thinking about reading them all in a row. Like... some sort of reading montage.

Airon: You do know what the word montage means, right? I think you're thinking more of a reading binge or--

FKOD: MONTAGE SOUNDS COOLER OKAY.

Airon: But--

FKOD: Shh.

Ryyx: FKOD, don't make me come over there.

FKOD: If you come near me I will cut you.

Airon: Okay you two, settle down.

FKOD: Never!

Airon: FKOD.

FKOD: Okay, fine.

*Rhian and the tamagotchis come in*

Rhian: FKOD! Why didn't you tell me that taking care of your tamagotchis would be so haaaaaaaard?

FKOD: It's not rocket surgery.

Rhian: But Nori and Cadence were whining a lot because they were saying that they were getting old and they knew you wanted them to have babies but they hadn't broken reality yet so they were flipping out that they would have to get married to other tamas and then Asula pooped on the ground and I had to clean it up and it was gross and Eriines was on her laptop and not helping me at all.

Asula: *blushes* You could have left out that part involving me...

Nori: Besides, it's not her fault. Have you seen how tall our toilets are compared to us?

Eriines: And mine and Cadence's have freaking faces. Do you have any idea how disconcerting that is?

FKOD: That's why I've never successfully potty-trained a Tama-Go.

Rhian: FKOD, how do you deal with this?

FKOD: Well, I hit the A button three times and then I hit the B button and the poo is gone. It's so simple.

Rhian: No, I meant just taking care of them! Although it would have been handy if you told me that little bit of advice earlier.

FKOD: That, my friend, is a secret passed down from generation to generation in my family.

Rhian: No it's not.

FKOD: *sigh* If only...

Rhian: FKOD, you sure are weird.

FKOD: Not as weird as your face! *runs away*

Rhian:

Cadence: Well, if you'll excuse us, Nori and I are going to stare longingly into the distance and sigh. *sigh*

Nori: *sigh*

Cadence: *sigh*

Nori: *sigh*

Rhian: Aaaargh.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nori

Gender: M

Character type: Celebtchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 37

Job: Bus Driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 69 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 140 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Cadence

Gender: F

Character type: Marotchi

Age: 7 years

Gen: 7

Friendship: 5/6

Nori: ;-;

Asula: Nori... look, you know we rarely even get the opportunity to know our significant others for more than five seconds without marrying them... and Cadence had to move on...

Nori: ;-;

Asula: You'll find someone else.

Nori: But... I don't want someone else...

Ryyx: Not everyone's first relationship works out. Trust me.

Teysa: Didn't Omirin break up with you when you killed her mentor? I think this scenario is a tad bit different.

Airon: Well, it's not like there's one universal reason that couples break up, right?

Ryyx: Yeah. At least you and Cadence are still friends, right?

Nori: *sigh* I guess.

Ryyx: And she hasn't tried to kill or otherwise maim you in a fit of rage, correct?

Nori: o_o

Teysa: Ryyx, are you making that up or has she seriously tried to...

Ryyx: Well, on the day she found out about it--

FKOD: Okay, we don't need to hear your life story.

Airon: FKOD, don't interrupt him!

FKOD: Don't interrupt your... face... yeah.

Airon: *sigh* I wonder about you sometimes.

FKOD: I wonder about your face.

Airon: *facepalm*

FKOD: *sniff sniff* Ooh, I think it's going to be dinner time soon! :3

Teysa: That's nice dear.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nines

Gender: M

Character type: Hitodetchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 38

Job: Bus Driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 73 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 144 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Monifa

Gender: F

Character type: Belltchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 8

Friendship: 1/6

TDG: What do you mean, "there's a hole in it"?

Rhian: Well, you see...

A couple of days ago...

Ryyx: This is a Dwimorscat stone.

Rhian: A what?

Ryyx: It has the ability to render most kinds of magic useless within a 30-feet radius upon being activated. *activates it*

Rhian: *falls and trips* Owies!

Ryyx: So, maybe next time you try to steal from me, just remember, I can make you as helpless as a kitten.

FKOD: Kittens have sharp pointy claws, though.

Ryyx: ...That's not the point.

Rhian: Why does gravity feel so strong...

FKOD: Actually, gravity is the weakest of the known four fundamental forces.

Eriines: Really, FKOD?

FKOD: It says so in my physics book.

Eriines: No, I meant the "The more you know thing."

FKOD: You love it. You just won't admit it.

Asula: Anyways, Rhian, I think you're a bit too dependent on your powers.

Rhian: Ryyx... can you turn that thingy off so I can get up? I won't do anything bad, I promise.

Ryyx: Fine. But if you break your promise, I'll break you.

Rhian: Ryyx, why are you being mean?

Ryyx: You've been pushing my buttons for quite some time now.

Dr. Blobagus: You have buttons? ...Are you a robot, sir?

The day after that...

Rhian: So, I was thinking of picking up swordplay, so I would be less helpless.

Epere: And the point of you telling me this is...?

Rhian: Do you know anything about swords?

Epere: They're used for killing things and they're made of metal.

Rhian: I mean, like techniques.

Epere: Why do you think I've ever even used a sword?

Rhian: 'Cause... you like video games with guys who use swords and stuff?

Epere: So does FKOD, but if she tried using a sword, she'd cut her own arm off.

And so...

TGR: And I take it you didn't listen to him?

Rhian: Not really, no.

TGR: And you managed to stab yourself in the chest.

Rhian: Yup.

TGR: How did you accomplish that? I don't think even the most incompetent of idiots could manage a stunt like that.

Rhian: There's a good explanation for that, but... I don't know if there's time to explain. But, uh, you don't mind if it's... damaged, do you?

TGR: No. I was just going to eat it anyways.

Rhian: Eww, that's gross!

TGR: Yeah, whatever. Anyways, immortal, I suppose you have it ready for me.

Rhian: Yeah, it's in this jar. You can open jars, right? I mean, it doesn't look like you have hands...

TGR: I have a method of opening jars, yes. *takes jar and puts in in cloak* Now, I shall take my leave.

Rhian: Waaaaaaaait, don't you know who I am? You can tell me about my past and stuff!

TGR: ...I know little about you, immortal. I like you better now, anyways. You're less angsty and depressed.

Rhian: I was angsty and depressed?

TGR: Yes. You were nigh intolerable.

Rhian: Oh.

TGR: Anyways, I have demonic rituals to set up...er... you know... to cook the heart.

FKOD: Okay then, get out of here creepy demon thing.

TGR: Very well then. *leaves*

Mr. Margleton: Something about that guy gives me the creeps. I just... I think he's up to something.

Nines: *pokes head out of blanket* Is he gone?

Monifa: *pokes head out* Well duh. He just said he was leaving.

Nines: Well, Mr. Margleton said that demons tell lots of lies, so how would I know?

Monifa: Why would say he needed to go and then not go? That makes no sense!

Nines: It could have been a ruse.

Monifa: But it's probably not.

Asula: Alright you two, stop arguing.

Nines: She started it.

Monifa: I was just telling you--

Asula: I said stop arguing.

FKOD: This is the part where we start singing, "Why can't we be friends," right?

Rhian: But I don't know the words to that song.

FKOD: If it makes you feel any better, I only know one line.

Dr. Blobagus: I know the entire song.

Rhian: Oh, really? Why don't you sing it for us?

Nines: Er, can he sing?

Dr. Blobagus: But of course... ahem... *singing* Mm ba ba de

Um bum ba de

Um bu bu bum da de

Pressure pushing down on me

Pressing down on you no man ask for

Under pressure - that burns a building down

Splits a family in two

Puts people on streets--

FKOD: Blobagus, that's "Under Pressure" by Queen.

Dr. Blobagus: Ah. I see. Well, in that case. I must go.

Monifa: To where?

Dr. Blobagus: To find the lyrics.

FKOD: I'm on the internet. I can just Google them.

Dr. Blobagus: No. This is something I must do on my own. *leaves*

FKOD: Hm. Oh well, it's not that important.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nines

Gender: M

Character type: Crackertchi

Age: 1 year

Gen: 38

Job: Fisticuffs student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 74 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 145 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Monifa

Gender: F

Character type: Belltchi

Age: 1 year

Gen: 8

Friendship: 2/6

Nines: Well, at least I have an education.

Monifa: And what do you learn at your school?

Nines: Well, there's these three boxes, you see. And in one, there's this little fist thingy. The boxes are shuffled and then I have to pick the one the fist is in.

Monifa: And?

Nines: And what?

Monifa: Is there a purpose to this exercise?

Nines: I think so, yeah. I guess. Maybe.

Monifa: Hm. I see. FKOD, what do you do at your school?

FKOD: Stuff.

Monifa: Do you care to be more specific?

FKOD: Academical stuff.

Monifa: ...That doesn't help my argument.

FKOD: It sure doesn't!

Dr. Blobagus: FKOD, may I have a moment to check my Formspring? It's been a while.

FKOD: Sure, whatever.

Dr. Blobagus: Ah. Another question. "Really? All the time?" What does that mean?

FKOD: It's in response to the last question you answered.

Dr. Blobagus: Oh. Hm. What an interesting question. *answers* Hm. Let's see, that means I'm in the lead again.

FKOD: There's still a little over a month to go.

Dr. Blobagus: I'll still win. I believe the readers really relate to me.

FKOD: Really.

Dr. Blobagus: Of course. I deal with issues that they have to deal with every day.

Epere: Like melting and $%&@ing everybody off?

Dr. Blobagus: Yes, exactly. Except for that last one, of course.

Epere: Of course.

Nines: Hey, I thought Dr. Blobagus went looking for lyrics or something.

Dr. Blobagus: The search was futile. As it turns out, the lyrics were entrusted to the Two-Armed Man and never released to the public.

FKOD: Well, that's pretty obvious, isn't it?

Dr. Blobagus: Oh yes. No wonder nobody around here knew the lyrics.

FKOD: Of course. Well, I'm off to play some Pokemans!

Mr. Margleton: Make sure to catch them all, FKOD.

FKOD: 'Kay.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nines

Gender: M

Character type: Crackertchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 38

Job: Fisticuffs student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 75 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 146 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Monifa

Gender: F

Character type: Pipotchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 8

Friendship: 4.5/6

FKOD: Missing, you say?

Ryyx: Yes! Someone must've stolen it.

Eriines: Either that or you lost it.

Ryyx: I wouldn't lose a magical artifact. I've been very careful with it.

Rhian: But who would take it?

Ryyx: ...

Rhian: Don't look at me like that. I promised to not do anything bad. Do you think I'd break a promise?

Ryyx: Does a promise mean to you what it means to my kind?

Rhian: Idunno. I guess? But seriously, that thingy can't be telekinesissed, and you guard it pretty closely, so how could I have pulled a stunt like that?

Airon: Hm... who else would really want to steal it?

Guy Fox: Sounds like a mystery! Let's solve it, gang!

Terry: [Gang? I'm the only person who works with you.]

Guy Fox: Oh. Well, let's find some random people and make them help us so we can have some sort of mystery-solving team.

Terry: [i'm pretty sure the two of us fare pretty well in the mystery-solving department.]

Nines: Have you been watching Scooby-Doo?

Guy Fox: Maybe.

Mr. Margleton: *floats in* Jeez, Keri sure is acting weird.

Rhian: Hm. Come to think of it... I haven't seen Mom today. Where is she?

Mr. Margleton: Idunno. But earlier today, she was spazzing about the "bane of the shadows," or something like that.

Rhian: That's weird. Mom never spazzes.

Mr. Margleton: I know, right?

Nines: Wait... bane of shadows... anti-magic thingy... maybe the stone made Keri's curse go away?

Mr. Margleton: Hm... well, the shadows were there when I talked to her last... maybe it's a temporary dealie?

Ryyx: But how would she of stolen it?

Rizho: I wouldn't know about that, but I think something even more terrible has taken place here.

FKOD: Rizho? What the heck are you doing here?

Rizho: FKOD! Long time, no see! I figured I'd pop in for a bit to see how things were going... and I am dreadfully disappointed. This log is in a MAJOR state of disrepair!

FKOD: Actually, it's doing pretty well.

Ryyx: Er, now isn't the time to be discussing this. We have to find the Dwimorscat stone.

Rizho: Oh, stuff it mister. This matter is way more urgent than your rock thing.

FKOD: So, what's wrong with the log?

Rizho: FKOD, can't you tell? It's a shadow of it's former self, a shambling skeleton of despair, a hollow soul wandering the Earth!

FKOD: To the contrary. We have lots of views and readers and stuff! And hey, in just a couple of months, we'll have our first anniversary!

Rizho: That's not the point! The one thing that was at the core of the log, the one thing that made it truly shine, has been forgotten, lost!

FKOD: The core of the log... do you mean... Rict? He's over there.

Rict: Hey guys.

Rizho: NO! The fun fact, FKOD! The fun fact! Don't you remember!

FKOD: Oh yeah, that. Why make such a big deal out of it, though? Someone else has taken on the mantle.

Rizho: Who?

FKOD: I'll show you... oh dear, this one hasn't updated since the end of last month... must not have had time.

Rizho: Well, then I guess that's your cue to do the fun fact again.

Nines: Uh, Rizho? Are you like, me or Asula's great great blah blah grandpa?

Rizho: Yours, yeah. What about it?

Nines: Why aren't you an oldie?

Rizho: Good question! You see, on Tamagotchi planet, we age much slower!

Ryyx: Okay, can that be the fun fact? We really need to--

Rizho: Wait... reddish hair... pale skin... purple eyes.... you're Extreme Sports Calendar, aren't you!

Ryyx: Ryyx. My name is Ryyx.

Rizho: Oh, yeah, I think one of my descendants might of mentioned that... it's hard to keep track. Anyways, I remember them telling humiliating and hilarious stories about you!

Ryyx: Oh joy.

Rizho: Man, I wish I could've been around here. Then maybe the fun fact wouldn't have disappeared. Anyways, FKOD, get a fun fact off the internet.

FKOD: Okay. Let's see... Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

Rizho: See! Now that's interesting.

Ryyx: I'd be more interested in finding the Dwimorscat stone.

Rizho: Oh, shush you. I just breathed life back into this log. You should all be grateful. Well, I need to go home! But... if you stop doing the fun fact again... I won't just come back to reprimand you...

FKOD: o_o

Rizho: Toodles! *leaves*

FKOD: Hm. It's my bedtime.

Ryyx: But... the stone...

FKOD: We can deal with it tomorrow!

Ryyx: But we can't procrastinate!

FKOD: Procrastination is my middle name. Except not. But anyways, I have school tomorrow.

Ryyx: Wait--

FKOD: Good night!

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nines

Gender: M

Character type: Matsuritchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 38

Job: Fisticuffs student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 76 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 147 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Monifa

Gender: F

Character type: Pipotchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 8

Friendship: 4.5/6

Ryyx: Alright, has anyone made any progress in finding the--

Nines: It's time for the daily fun fact!

Ryyx: Grr. Make it quick.

Nines: A snail can sleep for three years!

Airon: Wow... I didn't know that!

Monifa: As completely pointless and irrelevant as that bit of info is, it is interesting.

Ryyx: Yes, okay, anyways, back to the matter at hand.

Rhian: Right. So, I found Mom today... she seemed fine, but I mentioned the stone to her, and she totally flew of the handle. I haven't seen her since.

Ryyx: Crap. Any idea where she may be now?

Rhian: Uh... outside?

Airon: But it's cold and rainy out there.

Eriines: This is Kerianna we're talking about. She probably doesn't care.

FKOD: Well, that stinks. Let's deal with it tomorrow.

Ryyx: FKOD!

FKOD: What?

Ryyx: This is serious!

FKOD: Why? It's not like she's going to use it for anything. And it's not like you seriously need that thingy right now.

Ryyx: But... it's valuable or something like that.

Airon: He got it from winning a game of bingo.

Ryyx: Er, yeah. But... it's estimated to be worth approximately... er... a lot.

Nines: That must have been one fancy bingo game.

Ryyx: It was fancy. Very fancy. And I almost never win bingo, so I was pretty happy about that.

Asula: We'll find that stone, Ryyx, don't worry.

FKOD: We will?

Asula: Yes, FKOD.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nines

Gender: M

Character type: Matsuritchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 38

Job: Fisticuffs student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 78 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 149 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Monifa

Gender: F

Character type: Pipotchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 8

Friendship: 5/6

Asula: Hm, we didn't update yesterday, did we?

FKOD: It's Epere's fault. He made the internet stop working.

Epere: Sure I did.

FKOD: He used all of the bandwidth and I bet he made it rain too.

Epere: Yeah. I did my rain dance. Worked like a $&@%ing charm.

FKOD: *shoots Epere with a toy gun* What did I tell you about that sort of language, mister?

Epere: *sigh* Grow up. It's not like it means anything.

FKOD: Epere, you can drop cluster F-bombs all over the place when we aren't logging but I will throw this gun at you if you swear again.

Epere: Whatever.

FKOD: Don't you sass me Mr. Sassy-Pants.

Airon: *walks in* Hey you two, settle down. I could hear you from downstairs.

Eriines: I'm pretty sure you can hear anything from up here down there. Do you see any walls there?

Airon: Er, I'm just saying they were being loud. Anyways, has anyone seen Ryyx around?

Dr. Blobagus: Who?

Airon: Ryyx.

Dr. Blobagus: Sounds vaguely familiar.

Monifa: I don't think I've seen him at all today.

Nines: Maybe he went on adventures?

Airon: He would have at least told me... I'm getting really worried.

Guy Fox: It looks like we have another mystery on our hands.

Terry: [He might of gone looking for that shadow lady.]

Guy Fox: Oh right that.

Ryyx: *walks in* Ugh.... it's cold out there!

Airon: Ryyx! Where have you been!? You look like a mess! Did something happen?!

Ryyx: I was looking for--

Airon: Why didn't you tell me you were going somewhere!?

Ryyx: Because I knew you wouldn't have let me.

Epere: You know, he probably wouldn't have let you because it was a stupid idea.

Ryyx: You can shut up, you--

FKOD: GUYS! WE NEEDS TO DO THE FUN FACT.

Airon: But--

FKOD: DID YOU KNOW.

Ryyx: Hang on--

FKOD: In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

Asula: I didn't know that.

Eriines: Much more interesting than all this drama crap.

Airon: Hey!

FKOD: And now it's bedtime. Good night!

Dr. Blobagus: If the bedbugs bite, kill them with fire.

Monifa: Wouldn't that result in the bed being caught on fire?

Dr. Blobagus: Perhaps... but that would kill all of the bedbugs, so it works out.

Monifa: :|

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nines

Gender: M

Character type: Matsuritchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 38

Job: Fisticuffs student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 79 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 150 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Monifa

Gender: F

Character type: Pipotchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 8

Friendship: 4/6

Nines: Oooh...

Rhian: Shiny....

Airon: Glowy.....

Epere: Jeez you guys, it's just a Christmas tree.

FKOD: But it's an awesome Christmas tree. It even has spaceships and wise guys on it.

Eriines: Spaceships?

FKOD: Yeah. And one of them talks.

Ryyx: And... what's all that stringy shiny stuff?

FKOD: Tinsel! Isn't it cool?

Monifa: It's lovely. Shouldn't we do the fun fact?

FKOD: Why yes. Yes we should. Nines, would you like the honor of telling us today's fun fact?

Nines: Yeah! Uh, what should I say.

FKOD: There's one in my school planner you can use.

Nines: Okay. Let's see... eating less than 1200 calories per day can be life-threatening to teens.

Asula: Oh dear.

Eriines: That's not depressing or anything.

FKOD: Hm. Yeah. Not the happiest fun-fact.

Ryyx: Er, yeah, let's stop talking about things that are life-threatening to teens.

Dr. Blobagus: But we must tell our teenage readers about the dangers of Facebook.

Epere: No one cares.

Dr. Blobagus: But Facebook is actually a world domination scheme set up by PETA.

Airon: Isn't PETA an animal prevention thingy?

Nines: An animal cruelty prevention. Not saying the cruelty part really made that sentence sound weird.

FKOD: Yeah, how exactly do you prevent animals?

Rhian: By getting them fixed, I guess?

Airon: *blush* I-it was just a slip of the tongue, okay?

Dr. Blobagus: That's what you want us to think. I'm on to you, Ryyx.

Airon: I'm Airon. That's Ryyx.

Dr. Blobagus: Oh, laying the blame on someone else, eh?

Airon: No. You just got our names mixed up.

Epere: Airon, give it up. He's not going to listen to you.

Dr. Blobagus: As for you, sir, I happen to know what you were doing last night. Don't act like it didn't happen.

Epere: Yes, I was doing some terribly scandalous thing. I'll admit it, I was eating a bowl of ice cream.

Asula: How dishonorable.

Rhian: Oh man, the tabloids are going to tear you apart.

Ryyx: Just how could you do something like that?

Epere: It's terrible, isn't it.

FKOD: Epere, you're a loose cannon. Turn in your gun and badge immediately.

Dr. Blobagus: Gun? Badge? I see how it is. I see. *leaves*

Monifa: ...What?

Nines: Bwuh?

Epere: Eh?

FKOD: Lolwut.

Ryyx: Okay?

Airon: I don't even.

Asula: That's... what?

Eriines: What the crap?

Nines: Oh well. Now that he's gone, I can make my announcement!

Monifa: And mine too.

Nines: Yeah. Anyways, I got married today!

Monifa: As did I.

Nines: ...Why is your baby so tall?

Monifa: That's my husband.

Nines: .........Oh.

Monifa: I'm not sure why you couldn't come to that conclusion on your own, to be honest.

Nines: .........