The Amazing Adventures of a Tamagotchi

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nines

Gender: M

Character type: Matsuritchi

Age: 7 years

Gen: 38

Job: Firefighter

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 80 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 151 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Monifa

Gender: F

Character type: Pipotchi

Age: 7 years

Gen: 8

Friendship: 5.5/6

Kerianna: *walks in* Hey guys.

Rhian: Mom, you're back!

Kerianna: Yup.

Rhian: Uh, are you not spazzing anymore?

Kerianna: What is there to spazz about in this beautiful world, my beautiful daughter?

Rhian: You know... the bane of the shadows.

Kerianna: .........The what?

Ryyx: The stone you stole from me.

Kerianna: You mean that beautiful stone that disables magic? The one with the totally beautiful name that I can't remember.

Ryyx: Yes, the Dwimorscat stone.

Kerianna: The one that the little chicken demon totally stole?

Ryyx: The chicken demon?

Kerianna: Yeah. I totally took the stone, because it made the shadows totally $&@#ed, which is never good. I was going to toss it in the lake, but I guess I got lost in those beautiful woods, and then this demon took the beautiful stone.

Nines: Wait, what about the shadows being mad? Are they alive?

Kerianna: ...I would answer, but the shadows said that was totally a beautiful little secret between me and them.

Ryyx: It doesn't matter. What does matter is that I'm going to #$&!ing kill that little son of a--

FKOD: *throws gun at Ryyx* Dang it Ryyx, you are not supposed to swear on the log.

Ryyx: Hey, Kerianna did, and you didn't do anything!

FKOD: How would I reprimand her?

Ryyx: ...By yelling? You don't have to resort to physical violence.

FKOD: But yelling doesn't work on you and Epere. That's why I have to beat the sense into you.

Ryyx: *sigh* I don't see why you're too worried about it anyways. Niriphale swears can kill people.

Monifa: What?

Asula: What?!

Nines: WHAT?

Eriines: Sure, whatever.

Ryyx: True story. Of course, most of time it just causes physical pain. Also swearing is illegal where I come from.

FKOD: Uh-huh.

Ryyx: So, you see, swearing without harming anyone or getting arrested is sort of a novelty to me.

Eriines: So what's Epere's excuse?

Asula: I imagine it's just a habit of his.

FKOD: You know what should be a habit of ours? Doing the fun fact. So, did you know: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer was invented for a U.S. firm's Christmas promotion in 1938.

Nines: I thought he was introduced because it was foggy one Christmas night.

Eriines: I honestly don't see why he couldn't just strap some flashlights to the lead deer's heads anyways.

Rhian: Because they would look silly!

Eriines: They thought Rudolf looked silly until they realized he was useful.

Rhian: Well. Uh. Maybe Santa didn't have flashlights.

Eriines: I imagine his elves could have made some.

Rhian: Oh. Yeah. I guess.

FKOD: Well, time for bed!

Nines: You don't have school tomorrow, though.

FKOD: Yeah, but I'll be busy with stuff. Good night!

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Arila

Gender: F

Character type: Tamatchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 39

Job: Preschooler

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 81 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 152 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Monifa

Gender: F

Character type: Pipotchi

Age: 8 years

Gen: 8

Friendship: 6/6

Arila: Epere!

Epere: What do you want?

Arila: Can I play with your chinchilla? I'm bored.

Epere: Jackie? She's asleep right now.

Arila: Wake her up.

Epere: No.

Arila: Why not?

Epere: Would you like it if someone woke you up just so they could play with you?

Arila: Yes.

Epere: Why don't you go play with someone else?

Arila: Well, I was going to play with Buttons, but schle's making really weird noises. Like, gurgly noises.

Epere: What?

Teysa: Yeah, I don't know what the deal is. I think schle's sick...

Buttons: *gurgle*

Arila: Maybe... we could play doctor?

Dr. Blobagus: You don't play doctor with a sick person. Stand back and let a professional do some real doctoring.

Epere: Hey, Dorle, get over here, we need a real doctor.

Dr. Blobagus: Ahem. I'm right here.

Teysa: You might have to hurry!

Dr. Blobagus: I can do this on my own.

Dorle: What seems to be the problem?

Arila: Buttons is sick and we need you to be a doctor.

Dorle: Hm... I don't really know much about what Buttons is... I think I'll have to take schler to my lab and examine schler.

Buttons: *gurgle*

Teysa: Wait, what's that stuff coming out of his mouth?

Arila: Ew, gross!

Epere: It looks like he's drooling tar or something.

FKOD: Poor little Buttons.

Dorle: I think I should make haste. *picks up Buttons and leaves*

Arila: Is he going to be okay?

Teysa: Idunno. We can only hope for the best.

Arila: I'm going to make him a get-well-soon card. FKOD, do you have any crayons?

FKOD: They're in that top drawer of the sparkly pink drawers over there. Make Epere get them for you.

Arila: 'Kay.

Epere: *gets the crayons* Here you go, kid.

Arila: Thanks. Can I use this sheet of paper laying here?

FKOD: Go for it.

Teysa: I love how tidy your room is, FKOD, really.

FKOD: Your face is tidy... wait, that doesn't really work.

*Ryyx and Airon walk in*

Airon: Is Buttons okay? He looked sick... ugh, what did I just step in?

Arila: That's the stuff that Buttons was drooling.

Airon: Oh... ugh. I'm going to go clean this up, since I know FKOD won't.

FKOD: You know me too well, it's frightening.

Ryyx: It doesn't take long to find out that you're a sloth.

Arila: Actually, she's a human. Sloths are fuzzier and have algae growing on their fur.

Ryyx: I meant that she was lazy.

FKOD: Well, I'm not too lazy to do the fun fact right now! Did you know: armadillos have four babies at a time, which are always the same gender.

Epere: What an interesting holiday fun fact.

FKOD: It wasn't supposed to be a holiday fun fact. We were talking about sloths so the logical thing to do was to give a fun fact about armadillos.

Teysa: That makes perfect sense!

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Arila

Gender: F

Character type: Urayoungmarotchi

Age: 1 year

Gen: 39

Job: Fisticuffs student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 82 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 153 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Monifa

Gender: F

Character type: Pipotchi

Age: 9 years

Gen: 8

Friendship: 5.5/6

Arila: Oh no! Am I going to get it? Is this going to turn into a pandemic or and epidemic or something that ends with "-demic?"

Monifa: My guess is that only contact with the... er....

Teysa: That goopy black stuff?

Monifa: Yes, that. I think that's how it spreads.

Efisngenana: What about pandemics and goo?

Dez: Is thiss an apocolypsse of ssome ssort?

Ryyx: You get the $@$& out of here right now!

Efisngenana: But the air conditioning in the hideout is broken.

Dez: And we don't have a fireplace or anything like that.

Efisngenana: And the last time we tried to start a bonfire, Dez's hair caught on fire.

Dez: I'd rather we not go into that, bossss.

Ryyx: Maybe I'll just kill both of you and no one will have to worry about it.

Efisngenana: Jeez, what's your deal?

FKOD: His boyfriend is sick, so he's in double-sassy mode right now.

Ryyx: "Double-sassy mode?"

FKOD: Oh, yeah, I guess it's more like double-angsty mode.

Ryyx: Shut up, FKOD.

FKOD: Maybe it's double-sassy-angsty mode?

Ryyx: Just. Shut. Up.

FKOD: Yup, it's double-sassy-anthy mrrd.

Teysa: That's enough talking for now, miss.

FKOD: Keh. Cen you uncufer mi mouf no?

Teysa: *uncovers FKOD's mouth* What?

FKOD: I was asking you to uncover my mouth.

Teysa: Oh, okay.

FKOD: Now, let's do the daily fun fact!

Efisngenana: What?

FKOD: Did you know: windblown snow and black dirt make what is called "snirt."

Dez: Ssnirt?

FKOD: Yup! I figured it was relevant because we've had flurries all day.

Ryyx: Shut up! I don't want to hear anything about snow!

FKOD: What?

Ryyx: I'M LEAVING. *leaves*

FKOD: ...So, how about that economy?

Mr. Margleton: It's not doing very well these days, is it?

Asula: No, it's not.

Arila: What's the economy?

FKOD: I think... it has something do with money or something like that.

Eriines: I see you're very familiar with the subject.

FKOD: Yeah... except not really.

Teysa: But seriously guys, what's wrong with Ryyx?

Efisngenana: What isn't wrong with that guy?

FKOD: Well... he's pretty good at Soul Caliber.

Epere: Because he cheats.

FKOD: Shut up Epere, the adults are talking.

Epere: I am an adult. And you're not.

FKOD: That's what you'd like us to think.

Asula: Ahem. You two. Weren't we supposed to be discussing something else, perhaps?

FKOD: Pfft, no.

Epere: Why would we?

Asula: -.-

FKOD: Okay fine. We'll return to the subject of whatever it was we were talking about a minute ago.

Arila: We were talking about Ryyx because he has issues.

FKOD: He sure does!

Eriines: He'll get over it once Airon gets better.

Monifa: But we don't know when that will be and if it will happen.

Buttons: *runs in* Guys! I feel better now!

Arila: Yay!

Teysa: So it wasn't that bad, right?

Buttons: It was the most terrible experience of my life.

Teysa: Er... um....

Buttons: I'm just pulling your leg man!

Teysa: Ah, why didn't I see that coming!

Dr. Blobagus: Because there's something wrong with you. There is something so terribly wrong with you. *leaves*

Teysa: What?

Eriines: No one will ever know.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Arila

Gender: F

Character type: Urazukyutchi

Age: 4 year

Gen: 39

Job: Fisticuffs student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 85 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 156 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Deirdre

Gender: F

Character type: Pipotchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 9

Friendship: 1/6

FKOD: Oh noes, we didn't update for several days! D: D: D:

Arila: Well, there's no need to flip out about it.

FKOD: I know. But still.

Deirdre: Are we supposed to do a daily fun fact or something?

FKOD: Oh, yeah. Did you know that one in every four Americans has appeared on television?

Arila: Have you?

FKOD: Uh... I don't think so. Well, it's sleepy time!

Deirdre: No it's not!

FKOD: :|

Deirdre: I want to play all night long!

FKOD: And I want to be able to get up in the morning.

Deirdre: Laaaaaaaame.

FKOD: >:|

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Arila

Gender: F

Character type: Urazukyutchi

Age: 5 year

Gen: 39

Job: Firefighter

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 86 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 157 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Deirdre

Gender: F

Character type: Pipotchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 9

Friendship: 1/6

FKOD: Wow...

Deirdre: What?

FKOD: Conan O'Brien grew a beard at some point.

Deirdre: Who?

FKOD: Conan O'Brien. He's a comedian. He has his own blimp now, too.

Ryyx: His own blimp?

FKOD: Yes. It's orange. And it says Conan on the side with the TBS logo. It's not as impressive as Oprah's spaceship, but it's still cool.

Epere: Oprah doesn't have a spaceship.

FKOD: Yes she does.

Epere: No, no she doesn--

FKOD: Shh, stop saying stuff like that.

Epere: But--

FKOD: Shh shh shh. She'll find you, Epere. She'll do unspeakable things to you.

Airon: I thought Oprah was a talk-show host.

Asula: I think FKOD is just being silly.

FKOD: That's what they all say... then BAM!

Deirdre: Uh-huh. Sure.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Arila

Gender: F

Character type: Urazukyutchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 39

Job: Firefighter

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 87 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 158 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Deirdre

Gender: F

Character type: Pipotchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 9

Friendship: 1/6

Ryyx: So... only Airon and Buttons are able to destroy their evil counterparts...

Efisngenana: Uh-huh.

FKOD: Evil counterparts? Am I missing something here?

Asula: FKOD, I understand you have been somewhat busy as of late, but haven't you noticed that there has been an evil Airon and an evil Buttons running around here for the past few days?

FKOD: Hm...

Yesterday, FKOD was watching Conan O'Brien with Gabe. Teysa and Buttons and a mysterious other Buttons were there too...

Buttons: Hey, you forced us to make it for you, so you should share.

Evil Buttons: Huh-uh. It's my popcorn.

Teysa: Oh come on. Don't be like that. *reaches for popcorn*

EB: No. *pushes popcorn away from Teysa and Buttons*

FKOD: *grabs some popcorn* Wow, Conan has a beard now? It's been forever since I've seen the guy.

Gabe: What, you haven't seen the commercial where he goes to India to make red curtains?

FKOD: Uh.... *grabs more popcorn* I don't think so.

EB: Hey, you. Stop stealing my popcorn.

FKOD: Oh, sorry, Buttons.

Buttons: Actually, that's Evi--

FKOD: PFFFTHAHAHAHA oh gosh, Oprah... Pffhahaha...

Buttons: -.-

And today, when FKOD got home from school...

FKOD: Hm... so apparently, I didn't do so well on the math part of the PSAT compared to the other parts. Which is weird, 'cause I'm usually pretty darn good at maths.

Evil Airon: Study up on it a bit so you don't bomb the real thing, okay?

FKOD: Well, I didn't bomb the math part. I just got an average sort of score.

EA: Hm. You could do better.

FKOD: Hecks yeah I could... wait, there is something different about you.

EA: Oh?

FKOD: That curl on your head is swooshed back a bit.

EA: Mmhmm.

FKOD: Anyways, I'm going to work on homework, see ya later.

Back to your regularly scheduled update...

FKOD: I didn't notice anything weird going on.

Epere: Really.

Eriines: Wow FKOD. Just... wow.

Rhian: Are you really that unaware...?

FKOD: ...What? Sorry, I was reading me some comics on the interwebs.

Efisngenana: Well, whatever. Anyways, Airon, Buttons, you are going to have to beat the crap out of your doubles.

Buttons: 'Kay.

Airon: Erm... I don't know if I can do that...

Deirdre: But Evil Airon is eeeeeeeevil.

Arila: He stepped on me!

Asula: He bosses people around.

Rhian: He's kind of creepy sometimes, too.

Epere: He tried to kill me. Twice. Once for eating the last pop-tart.

FKOD: Wait... you ate the last pop-tart? D:

Ryyx: Let's not go there.

FKOD: Epere. Tomorrow, I'm going to--

Ryyx: FKOD, shut your face.

FKOD: Your face should shut your... face.... and stuff.

Ryyx: Sure, whatever. Anyways, Airon, this is something you really have to do. If this counterpart of yours is actually as dangerous as Efisngenana says it is...

Efisngenana: It's true, you know. Once I had an evil counterpart like that.

Mr. Margleton: How would someone evil have an evil counterpart?

Efisngenana: It was even more evil than I was. And he had a goatee, too. I find goatees to be rather unnerving.

Ryyx: ..........Right, well then. Anyways, Airon, you have to kill that counterpart.

Airon: :<

FKOD: Let's do it tomorrow 'cause it's like midnight here seriously.

Dez: Sso?

FKOD: Well, I was kind of thinking about going to sleep.

Dez: Oh right. Humanss ssleep more frequently than we have to.

FKOD: I NEED MY BEAUTY REST OKAY.

Rhian: Wait! We didn't do the fun fact yesterday!

FKOD: Uh... does the Oprah one count?

Rhian: I don't even know who that is!

FKOD: Hmm... Well... I guess it would make sense that today's fun fact is about astronauts then!

Deirdre: Eh?

FKOD: Did you know: astronaut Neil Armstrong first stepped on the moon with his left foot.

Teysa: That's nice FKOD. Now go to bed, miss.

FKOD: Okay!

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Gaius

Gender: M

Character type: Crackertchi

Age: 1 year

Gen: 40

Job: Smiley Face Student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 90 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 161 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Deirdre

Gender: F

Character type: Pipotchi

Age: 8 years

Gen: 9

Friendship: 5.5/6

FKOD: Hey, everybody, uh, sorry about not updating yesterday. You know, homework, bluh-tastic interwebs, that sort of thing. Anyways, guess what today is!

Dr. Blobagus: The Day of the Dead?

FKOD: ...Not even close, man.

Airon: It's Ryyx's birthday, remember?

Ryyx: I would be offended, but I guess Blobagus is often prone to.....

Epere: Stupidity?

Ryyx: That's a word for it, yes.

Deirdre: So, anyways, let's go over what happened yesterday.

Dr. Blobagus: EVERYONE DIED.

Mr. Margleton: That's not quite how I remembered it.

Rhian: Yeah. Everyone is super-alive today.

FKOD: Yeah, Blobagus is just being a jerk, as usual. Anyways, yesterday I worked on an essay all day. Exciting, right? Pfffft, no. But it snowed a LOT and I got the day off today and tomorrow! :3

Ryyx: I finally got my bionic eye yesterday. It's really cool! :3

Airon: And I um... destroyed my shadow copy... Then I played in the snow! :]

Eriines: Speaking of shadow copies, have you even tried to get rid of yours yet, Buttons?

Buttons: Eh?

Asula: Your evil copy.

Evil Buttons: What about me?

Buttons: I think... they said something about destroying you I guess.

Teysa: Hey, we need the extra body-heat, okay? Buttons and I don't have fur and it gets really cold at night.

FKOD: You guys could wear clothes or use a blanket.

Teysa: Textiles feel weird to me.

FKOD: What? Textiles are great. I love textiles. In fact, I think we should do a daily fun fact about textiles! Did you know: if you burn a piece of silk, it will smell just like burnt hair?

Deirdre: Then what does burnt hair smell like?

FKOD: Idunno.

Gaius: Anyways, I became a child yesterday. And now I'm a teenager today. And I guess I'm named after FKOD?

FKOD: Nope. You're named after one of the Gracchi brothers.

Gaius: Who?

FKOD: They were these two Roman dudes who tried to make life better for the poor farmers who lost their business to the huge slave plantations owned by the aristocrats.

Gaius: Oh, so they made life better for the downtrodden.

FKOD: Actually, they failed.

Gaius: ...Couldn't you have named me after someone else?

FKOD: It was the first thing that popped into my head, okay? I didn't get the chance to get on that names site or anything, so yeah. This is what happens when your parents are all like, "Oh, Gaia will think of a good name, sure."

Ryyx: I'm pretty sure the name of a failed reformer is better than "Extreme Sports Calendar."

Gaius: Eh?

FKOD: That was Ryyx's name at one point.

Airon: So, how did you manage to change it?

Ryyx: Well, I can't say I'm entirely sure how Minya accom--

FKOD: MINYA.

Ryyx: Yes, her.

FKOD: Sorry. I just had to say her name dramatically. She is my rival or something after all.

Eriines: FKOD, you almost never interact with her.

FKOD: I'm sure she's plotting my demise or something.

Ryyx: Why would she waste her time plotting the demise of a teenage girl who sits in front of her laptop when she's not busy with schoolwork?

FKOD: Hey, I eat and sleep too!

Airon: I think he's just saying that you're no threat to anyone, really, so why bother?

FKOD: Sometimes, haters just hate.

Efisngenana: *floats in* Well well, if it isn't the birthday boy?

Ryyx: Get out of here. I didn't invite you to my party.

Efisngenana: Oh, but I brought you a present!

Epere: Five bucks says it will explode in his face.

Teysa: Nah, it'll probably be something extremely offensive.

Epere: Well, we made a bet. Ryyx, you're going to have to open it now whether you like it or not.

Ryyx: ...Fine. *opens it, examines it for a moment, then closes it again* ...

Efisngenana: What? You don't like it?

Ryyx: >:[ What the @#%$. *throws present at Efisngenana*

Efisngenana: What's this all about? I didn't even intend that to be offensive or a prank or anything, seriously!

Ryyx: Go away!

Efisngenana: Woah, okay man. Whatever. *leaves*

Asula: What was in the box, Ryyx?

Teysa: Who cares! I won the bet! Oh Epeeeeeeeere, I think somebody owes me five bucks!~

Epere: Dang it. Oh well, take your money, you freak. *hands Teysa a five-dollar bill*

Ryyx: Grr.

Gaius: Hey, he dropped the box. Now we can all see what's insid--

Ryyx: No! *picks up box* I-it's too embarrassing!

Mr. Margleton: Maybe it's just a misunderstanding?

Ryyx: Oh, he had better hope it is, because I'm going to rip out his--

Airon: Ryyx.

Ryyx: ...Fine, I'll write him a sternly-worded letter. Are you happy now?

Airon: You're still mad. Just give yourself a chance to cool down a bit.

FKOD: Find your inner zen stuff, man.

Ryyx: *sigh* Well, my birthday was going well, then--

Deirdre: Look, it's just an hour until midnight, so your birthday is almost over, okay? So don't worry about it.

Eriines: Yeah, what she said.

Ryyx: Oh... I suppose that's one way of looking at it.

FKOD: And I guess since it's getting kind of late, let's go to bed! Good night!

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Gaius

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 40

Job: Smiley Face Student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 92 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 163 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Archibald William Stilson Von Murry

Gender: M

Character type: Mattaritchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 10

Friendship: 1/6

FKOD: BLUH BLUH SLOW INTERWEBS.

Eriines: Yes we know FKOD.

FKOD: Just sayin'. Also I got today off because there is still a buttload of snow everywhere forever.

Asula: Well, it's been melting, so maybe you can go back to school soon.

FKOD: BUT I LIKE SITTING AROUND THE HOUSE LIKE A LAZY PERSON. ALSO I HAVE A COLD.

Archibald William Stilson Von Murry: Stop yelling, FKOD.

FKOD: 'Kay.

AWSVM: Also why is my name so long?

FKOD: I promised the internet that you would have a ridiculously long name.

AWSVM: That sounds like a silly promise to me.

FKOD: YOUR FACE IS A SILLY PROMISE.

AWSVM: No. No it is not.

Gaius: Yeah FKOD gosh.

Dr. Blobagus: *floats in* Hello everyone. I believe I have discovered something that will change the way we see the world.

Eriines: I'm sure you have.

Dr. Blobagus: Behold, the Visioscope!

Asula: What does it do?

Dr. Blobagus: Why don't you try it and see?

Asula: Er, okay.

Gaius: Wait, Asula, how do we know whether or not this will make your eyes explode or something!?

Dr. Blobagus: Don't worry. I've tested it myself several times, and I've only experienced massive head trauma once.

AWSVM: I don't really know what massive head trauma is, but that sounds pretty bad.

Eriines: Maybe it's best you just get rid of that thing before someone gets hurt.

Dr. Blobagus: But surely there is a test subject that wouldn't have to worry about fatality-- not that this device could kill someone, I think. Hrm. Maybe an immortal.

Asula: Okay, I see what you're getting at. No. Don't do that.

Dr. Blobagus: Why not?

Asula: Just because Rhian is immortal doesn't mean she can be a guinea pig. That's just cruel.

Dr. Blobagus: Well, I don't think it's up to you to make her deci--

Asula: ...?

Dr. Blobagus: ...I must go. There are pancakes to be had. *leaves*

Gaius: Well, hopefully that means he won't get around to testing that device.

AWSVM: Was that thing that just happened his massive head trauma thingy?

Eriines: Probably.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Gaius

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 40

Job: Smiley Face Student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 93 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 164 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Archibald William Stilson Von Murry

Gender: M

Character type: Kilalatchi

Age: 1 year

Gen: 10

Friendship: 3/6

FKOD: Oh snap I got yet another day off. It just keeps happening.

Eriines: You sure have had a rough week, huh?

FKOD: I know. I don't know how I managed to pull through, but I did.

Asula: Well, I'm guessing that you'll go tomorrow, right?

FKOD: Yup. I'll probably have a two-hour delay, though.

Gaius: Oh that's rough.

FKOD: Yeah. I don't know if I'll make it or not. So, anyways, what did you guys think about that School Rumble show we watched today?

Epere: It was.... interesting?

Airon: It was kind of funny actually.

Ryyx: So... that was anime, hm?

FKOD: Yush.

Ryyx: The antenna-hair that one girl had was rather...

FKOD: What, you've never seen hair do that?

Ryyx: What do you mean?

Airon: Huh? You don't know? If you have a bit of hair that sticks out from the rest, you can do this. *curl on top of head moves around*

Ryyx: o_o

Epere: Yeah, seriously, it's common knowledge.

Ryyx: But... what?

AWSVM: If it makes you feel any better, I didn't know about that either.

Gaius: I guess that means it's time for an ignorance party!

AWSVM: Yay!

Epere: An ignorance party?

FKOD: It's where you celebrate the things you don't know. Obviously.

Airon: Why would you want to celebrate that?

FKOD: It's about the mystery of the world, man. The mystery.

Airon: o_o

FKOD: And to clear up the mystery of the world just a tiny bit, let's do the daily fun fact. Did you know: we forget 80 percent of what we learn every day! So make sure to take notes in class, kids!

AWSVM: But... I thought we were celebrating ignorance right now.

Gaius: Telling us to take notes.... is BLASPHEMY.

FKOD: ...Er... you see... LOOK, A HAM WITH A TOP HAT! *runs*

AWSVM: Ooh, really? Where?

Gaius: It was a trap.

AWSVM: Wait, aren't you supposed to be ignorant to the fact that it was a trap?

Gaius: Er... uh... maybe we should end the ignorance party.

Eriines: Oh, now you're bending the rules to your own benefit.

Gaius: N-no, I just thought it over and figured that the ignorance party wasn't a good idea.

Eriines: Mmhmm.

Gaius: I really did, honest.

Asula: Maybe we should call FKOD back now.

Epere: Nah.

Asula: Why not?

FKOD: Because he is sassy.

Ryyx: FKOD, I thought you left.

FKOD: I was sitting just outside the room. Then I got bored.

AWSVM: Well, I guess... we can have a knowledge party?

Gaius: Yay knowledge party!

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Gaius

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 40

Job: Bus driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 94 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 165 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Archibald William Stilson Von Murry

Gender: M

Character type: Necktietchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 10

Friendship: 4/6

AWSVM: Hey guys, look! I'm wearing a tie! I look super-professional.

Gaius: Ties are silly. Take that off.

AWSVM: It is not silly and I'm not taking it off.

Eriines: Didn't that show up on you when you evolved? I don't think you can take it off anyways.

AWSVM: Really?

AWSVM's tie: I'm a part of you. We shall never be separate.

AWSVM: Woah, wait, did my tie just start TALKING?

AT: Well duh. Who else would say that?

AWSVM: Idunno. It's just that ties usually don't talk.

AT: How would you know that?

FKOD: My ties don't talk.

FKOD's white tie: Well, that's because you never talk to us, you jerk.

FKOD: :[

AT: Yeah, that's tie racism. Just because we're long decorative clothes meant to be worn around the neck doesn't mean we're not capable of holding an intelligent conversation with--

AWSVM: Okay, I get it, you're very sentient.

AT: And now you interrupt me? I bet you wouldn't interrupt one of your not-tie friends.

AWSVM: Yes I would. Right, FKOD?

FKOD: No, of course n--

AWSVM: See?

AT: Fine. You have appeased me. FOR NOW.

AWSVM: ...Okay?

AT: ...

AWSVM: Uh...

AT: I am entering a state of dormancy. Do not disturb me further.

AWSVM: ...Okay? That was weird.

FKOD: Yup!

Asula: Hm, I wonder if there are any other supposedly inanimate objects with the ability to speak.

Dr. Blobagus: Well, people frequently claim that Sarah is an "inanimate object," but she can talk.

Sarah: ...

Dr. Blobagus: She's shy, though.

Eriines: Yes, we noticed.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Gaius

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 40

Job: Bus driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 95 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 166 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Archibald William Stilson Von Murry

Gender: M

Character type: Necktietchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 10

Friendship: 6/6

Rhian: Hey, I was reading yesterday's update and I noticed that you guys didn't do a fun fact!

FKOD: Yes we did. The fun fact was that ties can talk.

Rhian: FKOD, I tried talking to your tie stash for thirty minutes. They didn't say a peep.

AWSVM: But they really were talking! I'm serious! That couldn't have just been some hallucination or something! You guys were there!

Asula: It's true. We're not lying.

Gaius: Yeah!

Rhian: Then why aren't the ties talking?

Eriines: Did you say something rude to them?

Asula: They're very easily offended.

Rhian: Uh... maybe?

Earlier that day...

Rhian: *reading the log* Pffft, that's so silly. Ties can't talk.

FKOD's ties: ;-;

Now back to your regularly scheduled update...

FKOD: Well, anyways, I guess we should do the daily fun fact now, eh? Did you know: it is possible to buy a bulletproof tie?

Rhian: Really? Cool!

Dr. Blobagus: So? I have a bulletproof piece of paper.

Eriines: Really.

Dr. Blobagus: Yes. I tested it. It can dodge bullets.

Gaius: That's not what bulletproof means, though.

Dr. Blobagus: Oh, so now you know everything, huh? Pfft.

AWSVM: Uh, dude, you can look up the definition on the internet. It's not hard to figure it out.

Dr. Blobagus: Prove it.

AWSVM: *googles it* Bulletproofing is the process of making something capable of stopping a bullet or similar high velocity projectiles, such as shrapnel.

Dr. Blobagus: ...

Gaius: :3

Dr. Blobagus: So about that Visioscope.

FKOD: LOOK AT MY WRIST.

Eriines: Why? It's not anywhere close to your bedtime.

FKOD: It's... DOING SOMETHING ELSE SO BLOBAGUS CAN'T TEST HIS TERRIBLE INVENTION TIME!

AWSVM: Yay!

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Gaius

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 40

Job: Bus driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 96 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 167 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Archibald William Stilson Von Murry

Gender: M

Character type: Necktietchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 10

Friendship: 6/6

Dr. Blobagus: Sarah helped me test the Visioscope. It's perfectly safe, Epere, I don't see why you won't test it for me.

Epere: Maybe I'll consider it if you let me test a gun on your face.

Dr. Blobagus: *sigh* Isn't it obvious what will happen? I'll get a cold.

Epere: Well, I disagree with your hypothesis.

Dr. Blobagus: That's not a hypothesis, it's fact.

Epere: ...Why do I even make any attempt to communicate with you?

Efisngenana: Because you're stupid.

Epere: Oh that is it. I'm going to rip off your wings and--

Gaius: Guys, stop being jerks. You're being a bad influence on my daughter.

Teysa: I think half the people who hang around here on a regular basis would be a bad influence on your daughter.

AWSVM: Let's just make Epere and Fizzy leave the room.

Efisngenana: He's the violent one.

Epere: And you're a huge #$&@ing--

FKOD: EPERE, SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

Epere: ...What corner? Your room doesn't really have any corners to sit in. You have too much crap everywhere.

FKOD: Well. Shut up.

Epere: Whatever. *leaves*

Efisngenana: What a jerk.

AWSVM: He's a bit rough around the edges, yeah.

Efisngenana: Just around the edges?

AWSVM: Well, for all the threatening he does, he never really hurts anyone.

Teysa: You just weren't around when we first met him. Ugh.

FKOD: Well, I think it's time for a FUN FACT!

Eriines: Yeah, it's definitely time to abruptly change the subject.

FKOD: I love abrupt subject changes! Except when I don't, of course. Anyways, did you know: apples are more efficient than caffeine at keeping people awake in the morning.

Dr. Blobagus: Ugh, apples. I hate those. Whatever they are.

FKOD: ...How do you not know what apples are?

Dr. Blobagus: I've never seen one.

FKOD: Yes you have.

Dr. Blobagus: Well, I could have seen one and not known what it was.

FKOD: Sure. Why don't you go sit in a corner.

Dr. Blobagus: If you feel that expands my knowledge about apples. *sits in what may or may not qualify as a corner*

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Gaius

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 40

Job: Bus driver

Battery: Deaded :<

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 97 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 168 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Archibald William Stilson Von Murry

Gender: M

Character type: Necktietchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 10

Friendship: 5/6

FKOD: Argh why didn't I remember to get some more CR-2032 batteries at some point argh.

AWSVM: Poor Gaius. When can you get batteries for him?

FKOD: Heck if I know. Probably not any time soon. :[

AWSVM: Wait, why not?

FKOD: Because we live in the middle of nowhere and can't go shopping very often.

AWSVM: Oh. Bummer.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Gaius

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 40

Job: Bus driver

Battery: Deaded :<

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 98 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 169 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Archibald William Stilson Von Murry

Gender: M

Character type: Necktietchi

Age: 7 years

Gen: 10

Friendship: 5.25/6

FKOD: Holy crap Christmas is this week, guys. THIS WEEK. THIS SATURDAY. Get ready, everyone.

Ryyx: You've only been preparing since the beginning of December.

Airon: Christmas is a really big holiday here, isn't it? ...Big holidays make me kind of nervous.

Ryyx: I don't think this is much like our bigger festivals and holidays.

Asula: What are your holidays like?

Airon: Well, for the smaller ones, you spend time with family, or have a little fun. Those are nice.

Ryyx: The bigger ones... well, let's just say it involves... regrets and a lot of cleaning up.

Eriines: Sounds fun.

Airon: Well, the big parties can be fun... but the aftermath...

FKOD: Don't worry! At Christmas time there's candy and presents!

Epere: And lots of Christmas commercials.

Ryyx: Well duh. Those came out before Halloween even got here.

AWSVM: Hm... I don't think I'll get to see Christmas, since I'll be leaving Friday.

AWSVM's wife: We can celebrate when we go to Tamagotchi planet!

AWSVM: Oh yeah! We can! :]

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Gaius

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 40

Job: Bus driver

Battery: Deaded :<

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 99 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 170 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Archibald William Stilson Von Murry

Gender: M

Character type: Necktietchi

Age: 8 years

Gen: 10

Friendship: 6/6

Teysa: Hey, FKOD, aren't you supposed to do a fun fact?

FKOD: Yeah?

Teysa: 'Cause you forgot for the last two days.

FKOD: ...

Eriines: Hm, I think you broke FKOD.

Teysa: No, she's just uh....

FKOD: ...

Teysa: She forgets stuff all the time. Let's just do the fun fact now. Did you know: the electric chair was invented by a dentist.

FKOD: ...

Asula: FKOD, are you alright?

FKOD: Oh, yeah, I was just thinking about Batman.

AWSVM: Why?

FKOD: Why not?

AWSVM: Hm. You have a point.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Gaius

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 40

Job: Bus driver

Battery: Deaded :<

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 100 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 171 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Archibald William Stilson Von Murry

Gender: M

Character type: Necktietchi

Age: 9 years

Gen: 10

Friendship: 6/6

AWSVM: Are you sure you're not on a sugar rush anymore?

FKOD: Dude. That was only for an hour or so. Jeegus.

AWSVM: I'm just saying, I mean, you'd have to be crazy to come up with something like that. And as I found out today, being on a sugar rush makes you into some sort of giggling maniac.

FKOD: There is nothing crazy about my plan. Except for the part that involves Epere's chinchilla and my small, measly manga collection.

Eriines: So what exactly was this plan supposed to accomplish again?

FKOD: World peace.

Asula: I can't really see how this plan would bring world peace. It just doesn't quite add up.

FKOD: Well, does anyone else have any suggestions?

Kerianna: Destroy all life. Leave nothing alive. Then there will totally be peace.

FKOD: ...Maybe you should just build a house on Mars and never come anywhere near Earth again.

Kerianna: Dude. You totally missed the point.

FKOD: Yeah, sure, whatever. Time for the fun fact!

AWSVM: Are you not concerned that Kerianna may be willing to kill everything forever?

FKOD: Did you know: crocodiles swallow stones to help them dive deeper.

AWSVM: Uh, FKOD. I believe I may have brought up an important topic for you to consider.

FKOD: Huh?

AWSVM: Kerianna. Wants to kill stuff. Kind of pressing, I would imagine.

FKOD: Oh, her. I know how to fix this. *puts a bucket on Kerianna's head*

Eriines: What's that supposed to do?

FKOD: :/

Eriines: You don't know, do you.

FKOD: Nope! Time to sleep or something because it is midnight!

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Gaius

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 40

Job: Bus driver

Battery: Deaded :<

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 101 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 172 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Natalio

Gender: M

Character type: Mattartchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 11

Friendship: 2.5/6

FKOD: IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.

Eriines: Yes, it is.

FKOD: SO EXCITING. WOOOOO.

Airon: Okay, FKOD, that's enough shouting.

FKOD: 'Kay. Oh, hey Tel, you're here for the log today.

Tel: Yes. Sorry for not being present most of the time. I've been busy seeking a new place of residence.

Ryyx: Er... are you going to be okay living on your own?

Tel: I've been looking for a roommate, too. Don't worry, I have no intentions of living alone.

Asula: So, have you had any luck?

Tel: I think I might have found a decent place, yes.

Dr. Blobagus: That's nice. But there is a more pressing matter at hand.

Asula: What is it?

Dr. Blobagus: I can't find my contacts.

FKOD: You wear contacts?

Dr. Blobagus: Well, I don't wear glasses, so I must wear contacts. I need one or the other, right?

Eriines: What?

Dr. Blobagus: Okay, let me explain. So, FKOD, Airon, and Dorle wear glasses, yes?

Eriines: Yeah.

Dr. Blobagus: And people who wear glasses don't wear contacts. So, if someone isn't wearing glasses, then they're wearing contacts, right? And I can't see right now, so I must have had contacts, and they must have fallen out.

Natalio: I'm confused. I don't wear either, and I can see everything just fine.

Eriines: Blobagus, if you've never put on any contacts, then you've never worn any. It has nothing to do with glasses.

Dr. Blobagus: Then why can't I see?

Natalio: Maybe your eyes broke? You should get an eye doctor to fix them.

Dr. Blobagus: Hm. Yes, an eye doctor. They must know a lot about eyes. I should see one. Yes. Hrm. *bumps into the ceiling* Actually, this is going to be difficult.

Airon: Maybe we should help him?

Everyone: ...

Ryyx, FKOD, and Eriines: Naaaaaah.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Gaius

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 40

Job: Bus driver

Battery: Deaded :<

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 104 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 175 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Natalio

Gender: M

Character type: Shimashimatchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 11

Friendship: 5.75/6

FKOD: So... maybe I've been a bit lazy the past few days.

Eriines: Unacceptable.

FKOD: Your face is unacceptable.

Eriines: I'm sorry my face isn't to your liking. To be fair, I never liked your face either.

FKOD: *gasp* You didn't just--!

Eriines: I did.

FKOD: This is war.

Asula: Okay, you two, that's enough.

FKOD: She started it.

Asula: FKOD.

FKOD: It was the Two-Armed Man.

Asula: *sigh* FKOD, why don't you do the fun fact?

FKOD: Okay. Did you know: meticulous and well-organized people are less likely to get Alzheimer's disease later in life.

Ryyx: Well that doesn't bode well for FKOD, then.

FKOD: It doesn't bode well for your face.

Ryyx: Of course not.

Natalio: FKOD, why do you always say, "your face?"

FKOD: Because it's a little less rude than "your mom." Seriously, I have no way of knowing if Ryyx's mother is a pleasant person or not.

Ryyx: She's fairly nice, yes.

FKOD: See? If I had said, "your mom," he would probably go ballistic on me.

Ryyx: There is a distinct possibility of that happening, yes.

FKOD: Anyways, that's how Kuchipatchi saved Christmas.

Natalio: I get the general idea, but you lost me at that last part.

FKOD: Well, Ryyx can get riled up pretty easily--

Natalio: The Christmas part.

FKOD: Well, the reason that I say "your face" is how Kutchipatchi saved Christmas.

Natalio: Uh, what?

FKOD: You see--

Asula: FKOD, stop messing with that poor boy's head.

Natalio: Yeah, you're confusing me.

FKOD: But I like confusing people.

Natalio: Too bad.

FKOD: Oh well. Let's do a review of anything important that happened in the last few days.

Ryyx: It snowed on Christmas day, and it only started melting today.

FKOD: Yeah. Actually, we were supposed to go to Florida today, but the snow makes it difficult for Mom's truck. Oh well, at least Airon is enjoying himself out there.

Ryyx: He's rather fond of snow. I can't say I like it too much.

FKOD: That's nice, dear. Anyways, in related news--

Dr. Blobagus: *flies in* Everyone! I have terrible news! I was in Dorle's lab and, I saw them, I saw them scheming! Setting up a plan!

Ryyx: What? Who?

Dr. Blobagus: Dorle and that floating girl, Rhianna!

FKOD: Rhian.

Dr. Blobagus: Whatever! They want to betray us!

Asula: Really? Both of them? Dorle has done nothing bad, really. And Rhian... she's too naive.

Dr. Blobagus: I saw it with my own three eyes! And I heard it with my own eight ears!

Eriines: Blobagus, you only have two eyes. And how do we know you're not just making this up?

Dr. Blobagus: But... I saw it.

Ryyx: Perhaps we should question Dorle and Rhian when we get the chance? Just in case?

Natalio: No. They could lie. Let's spy on them.

Dorle: *walks in* Hello everyone. Is something going on?

FKOD: We were talking about spying on... uh.... Epere. And his chinchilla. They're planning something.

Dorle: Ah. Of course. FKOD, do you have a pencil I can borrow? I seem to have lost all of the ones I kept in the lab.

FKOD: Sure. *gives one to Dorle*

Dorle: Thank you. I'll be going now. *leaves*

Dr. Blobagus: Why are we spying on Epere and Jack now?

Asula: Jackie. Not Jack.

Dr. Blobagus: Oh, whatever.

FKOD: I was just saying that to keep Dorle from suspecting anything.

Dr. Blobagus: Ah. A pun.

Eriines: That wasn't a pun. That was a lie.

Dr. Blobagus: There's a difference?

Ryyx: Yes. One is a play on words, the other is a distortion of the truth.

Dr. Blobagus: Interesting. You should write and essay about that. You'd become moderately famous.

Ryyx: Er... right. I'm going to be over here, not talking to you.

Dr. Blobagus: Very well. I'll be over here, working on my sonnet. *gets a pair of knitting needles and a ball of yarn*

Eriines: Blobagus, didn't you say you were working on a sonnet?

Dr. Blobagus: This is a sonnet. Have you never seen one?

Eriines: I'm going to practice my guitar playing or something.

Dr. Blobagus: Very well.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Gaius

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 40

Job: Bus driver

Battery: Deaded :<

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 105 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 176 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Natalio

Gender: M

Character type: Shimashimatchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 11

Friendship: 4/6

Dr. Blobagus: So, did you find out anything?

Teysa: Yeah. Spying on people who aren't plotting anything is really, really boring. I don't know how you got it through your head that they were up to something, but they aren't. So I've basically had the most boring morning ever. This is the last time I do a favor for you.

Dr. Blobagus: So... They are planning something.

Teysa: No! I just said they weren't!

Dr. Blobagus: Well make up your mind.

Teysa: I never... I don't even.... what?

FKOD: Hey, Dr. Blobagus, want a distraction?

Dr. Blobagus: Oh yes, I love distractions!

FKOD: *takes out a laser light*

Dr. Blobagus: *pupils get big* Ooooooooh.

FKOD: So, anyways, I guess we have nothing to worry about concerning those two, right?

Teysa: Unless they intend to use little flashlight robots to do something terrible, no.

FKOD: Flashlight robots?

Teysa: For power outages.

FKOD: Ah. Well, let's do the fun fact! Did you know: more than 10000 homes in the U.S. are powered entirely by solar energy. Oh, also, if the snow melts enough, I could be going to my grandparent's house tomorrow afternoon, and then Florida the day after.

Dr. Blobagus: Irrelevant. The red dot must be captured.

FKOD: Ha. You'll never catch it. Ever.

Dr. Blobagus: Where did it go? D:

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Gaius

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 40

Job: Bus driver

Battery: Deaded :<

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 106 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 177 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Natalio

Gender: M

Character type: Shimashimatchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 11

Friendship: 4/6

FKOD: WHOOPS TOO MUCH SNOW LEFT SO MUCH FOR FLORIDA EH.

Asula: That's too bad.

Efisngenana: And now with you still snowed in, we can execute our really cool plan!

Dez: Wait, couldn't we have done thiss earlier?

Efisngenana: ...Shut up, you're just an underling and you're not allowed to question me.

FKOD: Okay, so you're executing a plan?

Efisngenana: Yes.

FKOD: What's your plan?

Efisngenana: Well, you see--

Dez: Bossss, sshouldn't we not tell them our plan?

Efisngenana: What? Why not?

Dez: ...Bossss, the plan wouldn't work if they knew what it wass.

Efisngenana: Er, right. ...You two didn't hear that conversation, okay?

FKOD: What?

Eriines: Don't worry, FKOD, I went ahead and typed it for you.

Efisngenana: Delete it immediately.

Eriines: No.

Efisngenana: Do you want me to set you on fire?

Dez: Bossss, you just gave away our plan!

Eriines: Was that the full extent of your plan?

Efisngenana: ...Time for Plan B.

Dez: Sssssssss, Plan B? You never told uss about a Plan B.

Eriines: Wait, "us?" Last time I checked, you were the only minion he had.

Dez: Oh, yeah, you guyss don't know about Riley, do you?

FKOD: Who?

Dez: The goggless I'm wearing. Their possssessssed.

FKOD: I was wondering about those.

Dez: Yeah. He letss me ssee sstuff. It'ss very handy.

Riley: Heck yeah. So, let's commit some arson already guys.

Eriines: He can talk?

Riley: Oh yes. So how about that arson?

Dez: All in due time. We jusst need to wait until they forget that we were going to sset them on fire sso we can get closse with these lighterss.

FKOD: Dude, if you want to set something on fire, get a flamethrower!

Efisngenana: Well, we would have done that... but we're broke.

Dez: We sspent all our money on little anime chibi figurine thingss. Well, the bossss did, anywa--

Efisngenana: SHUT UP I DIDN'T EVER BUY ANYTHING OF THE SORT.

Riley: Hey, with me around, Dez can see your weird decorations. Get used to it.

Ryyx: *walks in* What about weird decorations?

Efisngenana: N-nothing.

Ryyx: Mhmm. *sits down and opens up a book*

Efisngenana: ...What? No violent outbursts? No flinging magic bolts in my direction?

Ryyx: Oh no. I'm reading. It's a book about angels. It has this very interesting section on summoning their aid.

Efisngenana: ...Hmph. If you summoned them just to take out your anger on me, they wouldn't be too cooperative.

Eriines: I'm sure they would if they knew you were planning to set us on fire.

Efisngenana: Oh, when was I going to do that?

Dez: Bossss, it'd help if you put that lighter away.

Efisngenana: *eats lighter* What lighter?

Ryyx: ...Did you just eat that?

Efisngenana: No. I didn't eat anything.

Riley: He didn't, really. I saw it all. And I'm just a pair of eyes. Or something like that.

Ryyx: Ah. Er. I'll be going now. *leaves*

Efisngenana: I wonder why he never really considers that Margleton guy when I'm doing crap like this.

Dez: Like eating lighterss?

Efisngenana: No, just crappy things in general.

FKOD: Mr. Margleton doesn't really take you guys seriously at all.

Eriines: He thinks the feud between you and Ryyx is silly and that maybe eventually one of you will realize how dumb it is and call a truce.

Riley: Well that's wishful thinking.

Efisngenana: Darn straight. I won't quit until he's broken.

FKOD: Dude what is your deal.

Efisngenana: I'm a demon! It's my job to be a thorn in everyone's side! <3

Eriines: You get paid for it?

Efisngenana: ...