The Amazing Adventures of a Tamagotchi

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nero

Gender: M

Character type: Crackertchi

Age: 1 year

Gen: 29

Job: Preschooler

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Vetta

Gender: F

Character type: Urayoungmarotchi

Age: 1 year

Gen: 10

Job: Preschooler

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 59 years (I've been forgetting to update her age, herp derp)

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Ryyx: *walks in* Oh, you would not believe what I had to put up with for the last few days?

FKOD: ...Bears?

Ryyx: No. I just had gotten my wallet stolen at some point and--

Eriines: Actually, you left it here. Then Dr. Blobagus stole it.

Dr. Blobagus: Teysa did it.

Teysa: No. It was you.

Airon: It doesn't matter, since I got it back.

Ryyx: Airon! *BFF hug* It's been so long!

Dr. Blobagus: He stole my wallet.

Vetta: But it wasn't your wallet.

Dr. Blobagus: How would you know?

Nero: Uh, cause everyone said so.

Dr. Blobagus: You can't prove anything.

Mr. Margleton: I wonder how many more heart-warming reunions we'll have in this log.

Guy Fox: Does it count as a heartwarming reunion if I come back after you guys have ignored me for a long time?

FKOD: Nope.

Guy Fox: D:

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nero

Gender: M

Character type: Crackertchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 29

Job: Smiley Face Student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Vetta

Gender: F

Character type: Urayoungmarotchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 10

Job: Smiley Face Student

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 60 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

FKOD: Okay, everyone, gather 'round!

Vetta: Oooooh, is Mr. Margleton going to tell his story?

Mr. Margleton: Yup!

Nero: Is this going to be boring?

Mr. Margleton: This story has adventure in it. And pirates. And other stuff.

Nero: Yes!

Mr. Margleton: Okay, so, I managed to get four badges. But then... I heard strange noises. So, I went to investigate... and I found this weird girl.

Ryyx: What do you mean by "weird?"

Mr. Margleton: Well... uh... basically she was a girl cursed with immortality and--

Epere: That doesn't sound too bad.

Mr. Margleton: Well, lemme start from the beginning here. So, a long time ago, this girl was a princess. She married a prince, and they were happy, but then he died.

Vetta: That's so sad!

Mr. Margleton: That's not even the worst of it. In her land, all of the loved ones of a deceased royal were expected to accompany them into the afterlife...

Eriines: She chickened out, didn't she.

Mr. Margleton: Yeah. So, first, she was made immortal, so that she'd never see her husband again. They also cursed her with these shadows over her eyes that only go away when she's in pain.

FKOD: Oh, kind of like how Penance from the Marvel comics can only use his powers when he's in pain, so--

Mr. Margleton: Yeah, she mentioned that to me. He's her favorite super-hero.

FKOD: I think he's creepy looking. You know who's an awesome super-hero? Deadpool. He is the bestest.

Airon: Okay, so... what's she like, then?

FKOD: Deadpool is a dude.

Airon: I meant the princess.

FKOD: Oh.

Mr. Margleton: Well, her name is Kerianna. She's... well... just a bit crazy... If I had a nickel every time she used the word "beautiful," I could buy myself a mansion and still have enough money to pay for several thousand years of retirement.

Vetta: Why would you need several thousand years of retirement?

Mr. Margleton: Because I'm an angel and can live for thousands of years.

TOP: You're an angel?

Mr. Margleton: Dude, I have fluffy white wings. Wings, man. Wings.

Ryyx: We get it now. Continue, please.

Mr. Margleton: Right, so... uh... yeah, I met her.

Nero: Yes, you certainly did.

Eriines: So, what was she doing at the time?

Mr. Margleton: Oh, she was hit by something I guess? She didn't seem to be doing so well when I saw her... But I later found out she did that so she could read a note someone gave her.

Dr. Blobagus: Wait, what?

Mr. Margleton: Dude. The curse. The one that made her blind. Any of that ring a bell?

Dr. Blobagus: Nope.

Mr. Margleton: Get out of here.

Dr. Blobaugs: Okay. Fine. I know when I'm not wanted.

FKOD: No you don't.

Mr. Margleton: Anyways, I was all like, "You could've totally asked someone to read it to you," and she was all like, "No man, I gotta like, see some of this beautiful handwriting," and then I said, "Really? This is terrible handwriting," and then that went on for a while, and then I actually read the note, and it was all like--

FKOD: *glances at invisible watch*

Mr. Margleton: Oh... do we not have anymore time?

FKOD: *yawns* Not really.

Mr. Margleton: Oh wow. I didn't think my story would take so long.

Nero: Darn, it is late.

Vetta: ...Zzzzz....

Dr. Blobagus: Pffft, sleep. What a waste of time.

Rhian: You don't sleep?

Dr. Blobagus: Why should I? I don't need... to... uh... zzzz.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nero

Gender: M

Character type: Crackertchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 29

Job: Smiley Face Student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Vetta

Gender: F

Character type: Urayoungmarotchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 10

Job: Smiley Face Student

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 61 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

FKOD: It's a beautiful day!

Eriines: And we're all being lazy bums and staying inside.

FKOD: I'm not being lazy. I just vacuumed my room. You wanna know what an undertaking that is? I took me like, two-and-a-half hours.

Mr. Margleton: Okay. Well, I guess I'll continue my story then.

Nero: When do the pirates come in? You said there would be pirates.

Mr. Margleton: I'm getting ther--

Nero: PIRATES.

Vetta: Shut up and let him continue!

Nero: You shut up.

Mr. Margleton: Fine. Maybe I'll just be over here. Not telling my story. I'll just be quiet.

Nero: But--

Mr. Margleton: Nope. I'm not in the mood anymore.

TOP: Dang it, Nero.

Nero: D:

Ryyx: What now?

FKOD: Idunno. What do you think, Balloon-Man?

Balloon-Man:

Eriines: FKOD, that's just a balloon with a face drawn on it.

Airon: Actually... there's something about it....

Epere: That thing is creeping me out.

FKOD: Well. Shut up.

Dr. Blobagus: It's staring at me. It's staring at my soul.

Teysa: Uh....

Balloon-Man:

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nero

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 29

Job: Smiley Face Student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Vetta

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 10

Job: Smiley Face Student

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 62 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

FKOD: Okay, now it is can be story time now?

Eriines: If Vetta and Nero cause too much trouble I can smack them.

Mr. Margleton: Okay.

FKOD: :3

Mr. Margleton: So, where was I... right, the note. It was sort of cryptic. Said something about the end of everything.

Airon: That's unsettling.

Balloon-Man:

Mr. Margleton: Good point, Balloon-Man.

Epere: He didn't say anythi--

Mr. Margleton: Shh.

Vetta: Yeah, Epere, don't interrupt. Gosh.

Epere: ...

Mr. Margleton: So, anyways, she started following me around for some reason. And then eventually we were kidnapped by pirates.

Nero: Oh, so this is where the pirates come in!

Mr. Margleton: Yup. But a pirate named Todd who was also a prisoner helped us escape.

FKOD: Todd is a great pirate name.

Mr. Margleton: Yeah, it is. Anyways, afterwards, we were kidnapped by--

Eriines: Again?

Mr. Margleton: Well, this time it was by ninjas--

Eriines: Okay, just tell us how many times you got kidnapped during your.... adventure.

Mr. Margleton: Eight. But that's not the point.

Eriines: Oh I think it is the point.

FKOD: Well, Margleton. She's on a roll.

Mr. Margleton: A roll?

FKOD: She does this sometimes.

Eriines: Do I?

FKOD: See? I think it is time for an intermission. Hey Teysa, we never pay attention to you! Why don't we hear about your whole arm ordeal thingy.

Teysa: Okay? I think this is just a bit late for that--

FKOD: TELL US. You need character development, bub.

Teysa: Uh. Well. I did find out that the Ark isn't really the Ark. It's just some shrine to some weird god or spirit or whatever that took the name of a machine made by a more or less benevolent alien race... the Arkrinths.

FKOD: And... the Arkrinths we deal with...?

Teysa: Cultists.

Rhian: And you guys... the Arklings.

Teysa: We're a genetic experiment. Those of us that aren't on our home world sort of got here through a dimensional rift or something like that.

Ryyx: Very informative.

FKOD: And completely devoid of character development! Gosh, Teysa.

Teysa: I... I don't even know what you're talking about.

Dr. Blobagus: Hey, look at this.

Ryyx: Did you take my wallet again?

Dr. Blobagus: Look at all these nickels.

Ryyx: What? Have you been stealing nickels and putting them in my wallet so you could frame me or something?

Dr. Blobagus: No. They're spawning in your wallet.

Ryyx: What are you talking about?

Dr. Blobagus: Well, Mr. Marglestein was saying that whole "if I had a nickel" phrase regarding Keri's frequent use of the word "beautiful." Presumably, she's somewhere out there talking to someone, and every time she says that a nickel appears in your wallet.

Ryyx: Er...

Airon: Man, I knew there was something up with that wallet.

TOP: ...You're going to share, right?

Ryyx: Er...

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nero

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 29

Job: Bus Driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Vetta

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 10

Job: Balloon Catcher

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 63 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Dr. Blobagus: See? Look at this. There weren't any nickels in here before. Now one just dropped out.

Ryyx: Okay, I get it, jeez.

Teysa: Hey, Mr. Margleton, whatever did happen to Kerianna?

Mr. Margleton: What do you mean?

Teysa: Why isn't she with you?

Mr. Margleton: We got... separated.

Rhian: Aw, that's so sad!

Vetta: Well, I guess she must be okay, since Ryyx's wallet is still spitting out nickels.

Nero: Dude, we have to get to a Coinstar thingy. We have enough nickels to kill a man.

Eriines: How would you manage that?

Nero: By crushing him under the weight of it all.

Airon: Transporting them is probably going to be a bit of an issue.

FKOD: Let's just dump them all in a big hole and swim around in them like Scrooge McDuck. That'd be fun.

Mr. Margleton: But then we would smell like nickels.

Nero: Correction: We would smell like money.

Vetta: But then people would follow us around and pester us for handouts!

FKOD: Wait! I got it! This is the solution to the economic crisis! We give these nickels to all the poorer citizens encourage them to spend, and BAM.

Epere: A stimulus? Didn't the government try to do that at one point?

FKOD: Yeah. But the government doesn't have money. We do.

Government Guy: Now hold it right there.

Dr. Blobagus: I am holding it.

GG: We can't let you have that wallet.

Ryyx: Why?

GG: Because... ownership of a money materializing device is illegal. These nickels don't have any value.

FKOD: Well dang. What are you going to do with them?

GG: Melt them down and make them into nickels the proper way.

Eriines: What's the point of that?

GG: It's just what has to be done, okay? We're going to pay you for the metal you provide, so stop complaining.

Nero: I still don't get it.

GG: Just give me the nickels, okay?

Vetta: Do you even work for the government?

GG: Yeah! I'm a government guy!

FKOD: What part of government.

GG: The... the government part.

Airon: I'm beginning to doubt that you actually work for a government-run organization.

GG: !

Teysa: Do you even have identification?

GG: Uh.... Can I identify myself in the form of running away really fast?

FKOD: Knock yourself out.

GG: Eep! *runs away*

Eriines: Well, that settles that.

Mr. Margleton: Yup.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nero

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 29

Job: Bus Driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Vetta

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 10

Job: Balloon Catcher

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 64 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

FKOD: :[

Eriines: It's just a scrape.

FKOD: :[

Eriines: Get over it already.

FKOD: :[

Rhian: What happened?

FKOD: I fell and scraped my knee.

Eriines: And now she's being a big wuss about it.

FKOD: I'm not being a wuss, I'm just being angsty. There's a difference.

Balloon-Man:

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nero

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 29

Job: Bus Driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Vetta

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 10

Job: Balloon Catcher

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 65 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

FKOD: Okay, I'm busy tonight, so here's a quick update to appease your insatiable appetites.

Dorle: Waaaait, I came for revenge!

FKOD: Yeah I don't care.

Dorle: ;-;

TAM: Harsh.

Vetta: Hey, you're like some master of disguise, right?

TAM: Maybe.

Nero: Oh... that so-called government guy must've been you! You were trying to steal our nickels!

Ryyx: I can't say I would mind right about now. This place has become a sea of nickels.

Dorle: I was about to ask about that.

Eriines: Maybe we should relocate the wallet.

Ryyx: Er... yeah. About that....

Eriines: What?

Ryyx: I may have.... misplaced it.

Vetta: You WHAT?!

Airon: That's not good.

Ryyx: I think it is in that pile of nickels over there.

Nero: Well, we better start digging.

FKOD: Yeah you guys go do that. I have stuff to do.

Teysa: ...This is going to be an undertaking.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nero

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 7 years

Gen: 29

Job: Bus Driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Vetta

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Age: 7 years

Gen: 10

Job: Balloon Catcher

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 66 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Vetta: Has anyone found the wallet yet?

Nero: Still no luck here.

Dr. Blobagus: All I found was this lady with these weird shadows over her eyes.

Mr. Margleton: Kerianna! How'd you get here?

Kerianna: Dude, I was walking through this beautiful forest, and then I bumped into this beautiful house, and then I fell into this beautiful pile of beautiful metal coins...

FKOD: Wow, you do say beautiful a lot.

Kerianna: Of course I do. It's a beautiful word.

Epere: Er, you know that every time you say that, you worsen this whole nickel situation, right?

Kerianna: Dude. Nickels are beautiful.

Mr. Margleton: Yeah, that's not going to work.

Dorle: Okay, are you guys done yet?

FKOD: ...Nah.

Dorle: You know what?

Nero: Chicken butt.

Dorle: ...No. I'm attacking whether you're ready or not!

Eriines: Sure you are.

*a huge warship arises from the nickels*

Dorle: Behold the power of this fully armed and operational battle-station!

FKOD: Isn't that from Star Wars?

Dorle: Yeah, I've been watching those lately.

Rhian: Hey, how long was that in the nickel sea?

Dorle: Not long. I buried it while you guys were busy ignoring me. Anyways, fire the death rays!

*ray fires in Ryyx's general direction*

Airon: No! *jumps in the way like a big hero*

*ray hits, Airon seems to disappear, but his clothes are left behind*

Ryyx: ...No....

FKOD: Wait... am I the only one who sees a lump?

Airon: *is looking awfully tiny these days, eh? anyways, he pokes his head out* Oh, I'm alive! ...My clothes did not shrink with me, did they.

Mr. Margleton: Nope.

Dorle: *takes out a walkie-talkie thingy* Tomi.

Tomi: Yeah?

Dorle: Why is the death ray not deathing things.

Tomi: Hey, Mr. I-Don't-Label-Any-Of-The-Weapons-I-Build, what do you expect. How would I know which gun to install?

Dorle: Gah! Well, is the death ray even on there?

Tomi: Maybe?

Dorle: Grr... Well, whatever. I'll just shrink the rest of you and step on you.

Airon: Uh-oh.

*pew pew Ryyx gets hit oh no*

FKOD: Guys, we have to blow that thing up!

Eriines: Do you have any brilliant plans?

Vetta: Maybe it has a weak-point.

Nero: Oh come on. If it did, I'm sure it'd be flashing.

Dorle: Pfft, why would I do that? I wouldn't put weak points on my battle station.

Epere: But you are standing where any one of us could take you down.

Dorle: ....

FKOD: And since you're commanding the battle thingy...

Dorle: ....

Vetta: And I have a laser gun...

Nero: Wait, what? Where did you get that?!

Vetta: Good question.

Dorle: Ahem. I'll be going now.

Ryyx: That doesn't help the fact that we're tiny.

Airon: This is very awkward.

FKOD: Huh. I guess we need to make a growth potion?

Mr. Margleton: Pfft, a growth spell would work better. Besides, you need unicorn tail hairs for growth potions. You know how rare those are?

FKOD: It's okay. I can mimic the call of the majestic Mongolian whooping hamster.

Mr. Margleton: ...Are you kidding? Unicorns hate Mongolian whooping hamsters.

FKOD: Really?

Airon: Hm... oh, hey, I know someone who could help us!

Ryyx: What? Oh no, not...

Airon: Oh come on. You haven't even met him yet.

Ryyx: But she'll probably come with him... you can't put me through that!

Airon: Well, you can either confront her or never reach a high shelf or a doorknob....

Ryyx: *moan*

Eriines: What are you two going on about?

FKOD: Well, we're just going to call it a night. I have school tomorrow, after all.

Nero: Nah, you should stay up all night.

Vetta: Paaaarty!

Mr. Margleton: Good night everyone!

Nero: Well darn.

Vetta: No party?

FKOD: Nope.

Vetta: :[

Kerianna: Have beautiful dreams, everyone. <3

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nero

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 8 years

Gen: 29

Job: Bus Driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Vetta

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Age: 8 years

Gen: 10

Job: Balloon Catcher

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 67 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Rhian: So how was school today, FKOD?

FKOD: Oh, we went on a field trip to see The Diary Of Anne Frank.

Vetta: Wait, you didn't have any actual classes today?

Nero: We could've partied our socks off last night!

FKOD: Oh, you two be quiet.

Eriines: Well, with that out of the way, let's see about Ryyx and Airon's situation.

Teysa: Yeah, you guys were talking about someone yesterday.

Airon: Oh yeah, we were.

Ryyx: Unfortunately.

Airon: Don't be so grumpy! At least we actually know someone who can help!

Mr. Margleton: Who is this guy and what is the deal with him?

Ryyx: He's....

Airon: He's dating his ex.

FKOD: Wait....

Airon: Hm?

FKOD: You're telling me that Ryyx actually managed to date someone at some point in the past?!

Airon: Yeah... why are you acting so surprised?

FKOD: Why are you surprised that I'm acting surprised?

Vetta: Well why are you surprised that he's acting surprised that you're acting surprised?

Nero: This is getting really confusing now.

FKOD: Yeah, let's cut that out.

Dr. Blobagus: Speaking of cutting things out, does anyone have a tiny pancreas?

Ryyx: Er... that's.... what?

Dr. Blobagus: Hm.... I bet you have a pancreas. A tiny one.

Ryyx: Keep your filthy tentacles off my precious internal organs!

Dr. Blobagus: But FKOD told me I could have it if you don't grow back to normal size.

Ryyx: FKOD...?

FKOD: Hey, he blackmailed me into it.

Dr. Blobagus: No I didn't.

FKOD: Yes you did.

Dr. Blobagus: I don't know what you're talking about.

Ryyx: *sneaks away while these shenanigans are taking place*

Airon: Uh, hey, where's Ryyx?

Rhian: Does he really not want to return to normal?

Eriines: Maybe he just likes being a runt.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Nero

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 9 years

Gen: 29

Job: Bus Driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Vetta

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Age: 9 years

Gen: 10

Job: Balloon Catcher

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 68 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Dr. Blobagus: Okay. I think I know where Ryyx went.

Eriines: Really.

Dr. Blobagus: Yes. He was kidnapped by a bear and taken to the ancient city of Babylon.

Ryyx: I'm right here.

Dr. Blobagus: Really? Then this must be Babylon. It looks suspiciously like FKOD's house.

FKOD: That's because this is my house and it is not Babylon.

Dr. Blobagus: You can't prove anything! *leaves*

Vetta: Riiiiight, well, I guess we're calling that one guy so Ryyx and Airon can grow back to normal size?

Airon: Yeah.

FKOD: Okay. *picks up phone and dials a number*

??????: Hello?

FKOD: Is this Ryyx's ex who nobody has bothered to tell me the name of?

Omirin: Sure. It's Omirin by the way.

FKOD: Coolio! So uh, a couple of days ago there was a bit of an accident that shrunk Airon and Ryyx.

Omirin: And you want H'raeden to come and use a growth spell. It's going to take some time to gather spell components. You probably should've called earlier.

FKOD: Well, Ryyx was angsting, Airon was trying to get Ryyx to stop angsting, Dr. Blobagus tried to steal Ryyx's pancreas and that caused Ryyx to angst more...

Ryyx: I'd really appreciate it if you didn't try to embarrass me.

FKOD: Shut up Ryyx, can't you see I'm on the phone?!

Omirin: Well, okay, I'll call you back when we get the spell components... and we'll need to arrange transportation...

FKOD: Nah, we got this whole transportation thing covered.

Omirin: Really?

FKOD: Oh yeah. Anytime we need to go somewhere far away, we use this dimensional distortion machine.

Omirin: ...I think H'raeden and I can figure something out.

FKOD: But it only causes profuse vomiting the first time! After that it's smooth sailing!

Omirin: ...I think I'll pass.

FKOD: Okay. Suit yourself. See you later.

Omirin: Okay. Bye.

FKOD: *hangs up* Well, she seems like a nice lady. I don't see what your deal is Ryyx.

Ryyx: She's nice to other people, but she's really mean to me.

Nero: Why?

Ryyx: ...Long story.

Airon: Well maybe this will be a good opportunity to talk things over with her.

Ryyx: Alright. After I'm back to normal and wearing more than just a blanket.

FKOD: Hey, be thankful that I have tiny blankets. In fact, everyone be thankful for that.

Rhian: Thank you FKOD.

FKOD: De nada.

Rhian: Huh?

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Tess

Gender: F

Character type: Hitodetchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 30

Job: Derp

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Kuribotchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 11

Job: What job?

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 69 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Teysa: Hey guys, is it just me or has the nickel sea not grown at all for a couple of days?

Mr. Margleton: Where's Kerianna?

Eriines: Huh. I haven't seen her around either.

FKOD: Okay Blobagus, what did you do?

Dr. Blobagus: What? Are you accusing me of foul play? I imagine those two kids are behind this.

Asula: Behind what?

Tess: Are you accusing us of... uh... whatever you guys are talking about?

Rhian: Hey guys, I was digging for Ryyx's wallet and I found Keri. Her mouth is duct-taped shut.

Kerianna: ....

*everyone glares at Blobagus*

Dr. Blobagus: Hm. I bet Ryyx did it.

Ryyx: I think considering my current predicament that would be difficult.

Dr. Blobagus: ...Airon?

FKOD: If you're going to pointlessly blame a random person, blame the Two-Armed Man.

TAM: What? Why would I want this endless supply of nickels to stop... being.... endlessly supplied.... anyways, I basically don't have to worry about rent for the next eight months because of this!

Airon: Wait, you've been stealing nickels?

TAM: Yeah. But it's not like anyone would notice if I didn't say anything. Besides, I'm practically helping. Do you always want to live in a flood of nickels? Having to dig for things, always smelling like metal...

Asula: Aw, how nice of you!

Tess: It's a win-win situation!

Eriines: So, Blobagus must have taped her mouth shut.

Dr. Blobagus: Wait. We still need to question Rhian, Ryyx's ex and her boyfriend, Eriines, Dorle, Tiny Optimus Prime, Mini Cthulhu, Chibi Ichigo Kurosaki, Balloon-Man, Tomi, Government Guy, Barrack Obama, Ulata, Mr. Margleton, Deadpool, Scott Pilgrim, William Howard Taft, Thor, Gilligan, the AT-AT, Car, Minya, Buffy the vampire slayer, Hearts Boxcars, Doctor Who, Clef Wholenote, that tree over there, Cyz, Donovan, Brosephina, Binary, Batman, Doc Scratch, Dr. Horrible, the Muffin Man, the Gingerbread Man, Osiris, Rizho, and Teysa. Oh, and Rict. He's definitely a suspect.

Epere: Who's the heck is Rict?

Rict: That's me. I was briefly mentioned in the very first update.

Dr. Blobagus: And... he also taped that one girl!

Rict: What? I haven't taped anyone. I don't have a camera.

Dr. Blobagus: No. I meant taped as in using... tape.... to... uh... tape someone.

Rict: Well, I haven't done that either.

Ulata: He would never do something awful like that!

Eriines: Is it really that bad? She doesn't seem to mind.

Kerianna: *gives a thumbs-up*

Dr. Blobagus: So it is clear that we have come to the conclusion that it was, in fact, William Howard Taft who taped Kerianna's mouth shut.

FKOD: He isn't alive anymore.

Dr. Blobagus: And you think that would stop him?

FKOD: Yeah.

Dr. Blobagus: Oh. I guess it was Brosephina.

Brosephina: Graveler?

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Tess

Gender: F

Character type: Urayoungmarotchi

Age: 1 year

Gen: 30

Job: Smiley Face Student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Urayoungvioletchi

Age: 1 year

Gen: 11

Job: Fisticuffs student

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 70 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

FKOD: Hm...

Asula: What is it?

FKOD: Well, I was thinking of ways to make the log better.

Tess: Liiiiike?

FKOD: Well, when Blobagus was listing off people to blame for taping Kerianna's mouth shut, I realized that we have a buttload of characters.

Eriines: But a good majority of the people he mentioned aren't even a part of this log.

FKOD: True. But.... that doesn't change the fact that we have a bajillion characters hanging around.

Ryyx: Why is it so important?

FKOD: Well think. Let's say we reintroduce some character from several pages ago. Some of the readers will be like, "Who the heck is that?" and then they would have to backtrack.

Mr. Margleton: What if all the readers have incredibly good memories? You don't know that.

FKOD: Yeah. But then again, I have to be sure.

Epere: So what, are you going to start kicking people out or something?

FKOD: Nope. I was thinking I could write little biography thingies that are linked to at the end of every update. That way, if a reader is all like, "Who's that guy?" he or she or both or neither doesn't have to backtrack!

Tess: He or she or it or what?

FKOD: Well, I'm sorry I don't know the exact gender of each and every reader. Besides, haven't you ever heard of people who are neither male nor female? ...Okay, nevermind, I'll shut up now.

Airon: The biographies sound like a good idea. When will you implement that?

FKOD: ...When? Like... a due date? Oh crap, I can't handle that kind of pressure!

Eriines: It couldn't possible take that long to do a short biography for each-- wait, maybe it could.

Asula: Well, you could just do them a bit at a time.

FKOD: Oh yeah, I could.

Tess: And you could make some sort of template for them.

FKOD: 'Kay. I'll do that at some point. Anyways, another point I want to get to: I don't think this log has enough romance.

Eriines: So? What the readers like is humor.

FKOD: How would you know?

Eriines: From reading the fanmail you get.

FKOD: Oh. Well, romance can be amusing.

Mr. Margleton: Okay everyone! Ship for FKOD's amusement!

Dr. Blobagus: Ladies.

Rhian: Um.... uh...

Asula: This is going to get really awkward, really fast.

FKOD: Oh yeah, another subject I was pondering... is this log too awkward?

Eriines: FKOD you can shut up now. We already have Dr. Blobagus hitting on everyone.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Tess

Gender: F

Character type: Urayoungmarotchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 30

Job: Smiley Face Student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Urayoungvioletchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 11

Job: Fisticuffs student

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 71 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

FKOD: :|

Eriines: Oh I see you're just chipper.

FKOD: Yeah, well, Tuesdays are rough, what with the extended school hours and all.

Dr. Blobagus: Oh boo hoo. Back in my day, we had to go to school for decades at a time. We didn't even have lunch breaks.

Asula: Or at least that's what you would like us to think.

Tess: I have a feeling that you're lying.

Dr. Blobagus: I don't lie. I just take some truths and weave into a beautiful tapestry of... truthfulness.

FKOD: Whatever helps you sleep at night, Blobagus.

Dr. Blobagus: You think I sleep?

Eriines: You don't? What do you do at night?

Dr. Blobagus: I record the movement of celestial bodies so I can foretell the end of the universe.

FKOD: Oh. Well. Okay then. As long as you don't stare at us while we're asleep, I guess that's okay.

Dr. Blobagus: Well, on cloudy nights...

FKOD: o_o

Dr. Blobagus: I work on my chess game against myself.

Rhian: That's..... interesting?

Dr. Blobagus: Darn straight it's interesting. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to check my mail.

Ryyx: You get mail?

Dr. Blobagus: But of course. Good night. Don't let the bedbugs eat your livers.

 

[FKOD]

Guess what everyone? The internet is being a jerk again! Well here's yesterday's update.

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)Name: Tess

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 30

Job: Smiley Face Student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Uravioletchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 11

Job: Fisticuffs student

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 72 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Gilgamesh

Gender: M

Character type: Ahirukutchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 1

Friendship: 4/6

FKOD: Aw yeah. I got my Tama-Go today!

Eriines: Yeah we noticed.

FKOD: Well. The readers wouldn't have noticed until they read this update. So yeah.

Gilgamesh: Oooooh, what's this thingy that you're doing on your glowy box?

FKOD: I told you that it's called a laptop, you silly little goose.

Gilgamesh: ...I'm a goose?!

Tess: Gosh FKOD, you're going to make him go through an identity crisis.

FKOD: Well, anyways, this is my Tamagotchi Log. I type everything that is said during this time.

Gilgamesh: Oh, okay. What if I say something dumb?

Asula: Then it is published on the internet for all to see!

Tess: Asula! Don't scare him!

Gilgamesh: I'm not scared. I'm just a tiny bit nervous.

Dr. Blobagus: Good. You'll need courage to face the unknown. Also that strange contraption over there is making odd noises.

FKOD: Oh, that's the phone. *picks up phone* Hello.

Omirin: Is this FKOD?

FKOD: I don't know, is it?

Omirin: I'll take that as a yes. The spell components are ready.

FKOD: Coolio. So... when will you be able to come here?

Omirin: Today. H'raeden set up a teleportation spell too.

FKOD: Oh. Are you sure you don't want to use the dim--

Omirin: We're fine, thank you.

FKOD: Okey dokey.

Omirin: See you soon.

FKOD: 'Kay. Bye. *hangs up*

Gilgamesh: Who was it?

FKOD: Oh, someone who's going to help Ryyx and Airon get.... not... shrunken.... you get the idea.

Ryyx: ...

Airon: It'll be alright, Ryyx.

Mr. Margleton: So, what happened between you two?

Ryyx: I don't want to talk about it.

Balloon-Man:

FKOD: Balloon-Man, stop being so nosy.

H'raeden: Are you talking to a balloon?

FKOD: Oh okay I did not notice you behind me. And for the record, Balloon-Man is probably sentient.

H'raeden: ...Okay. Where's Ryyx and Airon?

Dr. Blobagus: They're everywhere.

FKOD: Shush you.

Airon: We're right here.

Ryyx: ...

Omirin: Long time no see.

Airon: It has been a while hasn't it?

Ryyx: ....

Airon: Oh come on Ryyx, don't be so taciturn.

FKOD: At least mutter something and stare at your feet.

Eriines: FKOD, I don't think you're helping.

H'raeden: Ryyx, I don't believe we met.

Ryyx: No.

H'raeden: I'm H'raeden.

Ryyx: Uh-huh.

H'raeden: Nice to meet you.

Ryyx: ...

Omirin: Ryyx, stop being so immature.

*awkward silence*

Dr. Blobagus: ...So, how about that football? Pretty crazy, eh?

H'raeden: Ahem. Let's clear a space for the circle.

Gilgamesh: I'll help!

Asula: Me too!

Tess: Yay!

Omirin: Thanks.

*space gets cleared, H'raeden draws a magical circle of circleness*

FKOD: Uh, the blankets will grow with them, right?

H'raeden: They should. Why do you ask?

FKOD: I sorta hoped that would be pretty obvious.

H'raeden: Oh. I see. Right, time to start the incantation. *starts chanting*

Gilgamesh: What's he saying?

Omirin: Shhh. Let him concentrate.

*Ryyx and Airon grow back to their original size*

Airon: That's better!

Ryyx: Indeed.

Airon: Okay, where's my glasses?

Gilgamesh: Oh, I have them. I tried them on. Kinda. They don't fit my tiny head very well. And I couldn't see anything.

Airon: Can I have them back?

Gilgamesh: Sure thing, bro.

Ryyx: I'm going to change into my clothes now.

Airon: Oh yeah. Be right back.

*Ryyx and Airon leave the room*

Omirin: All right, we're going home.

FKOD: Wait! You could stay a while!

Eriines: Yeah, this log doesn't have enough characters.

Gilgamesh: We could hang out. Ooh, and you can meet my friends! And maybe we could watch that TV thing that Eri likes.

H'raeden: Sounds like a good idea. I'm a little tired from spellcasting.

Omirin: Ryyx is really going to hate you guys for this.

FKOD: Eh, it's not like that never happened before.

And now for your regularly scheduled silliness.

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Tess

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 30

Job: Smiley Face Student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Uravioletchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 11

Job: Funky Firefighter

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 73 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Gilgamesh

Gender: M

Character type: Kilalatchi

Age: 1 year

Gen: 1

Friendship: 6/6

Ryyx: *sulking*

Airon: Oh come on. You have to talk to her at some point. Maybe you could work things out and finally have a halfway civil relationship.

Ryyx: She's never been willing to talk to me as an equal since we broke up.

Airon: Well, you always act so-- FKOD, are you writing down our conversation?

FKOD: Maybe.

Airon: Well cut that out.

FKOD: But I'm updating the log.

Ryyx: But I don't want my personal issues on the internet for all to see!

Eriines: Hm. Yeah. I think it's too much drama for the log.

FKOD: Meh. I'll just leave it in to spite Ryyx.

Ryyx: Why would you want to spite me?

FKOD: Well, I might have done the civil thing and deleted that little bit of conversation that I recorded had someone not drank my last vanilla milk box in the fridge.

Ryyx: It wasn't me! I told you I'm lactose intolerant!

FKOD: Oh, and who are you going to blame? The Two-Armed Man?

TAM: Actually, I'm lactose intolerant too.

Gilgamesh: I know who did it.

Asula: We saw it all.

Tess: Oh yes. It was Rhian.

Rhian: Sorry! I didn't know you wanted it, FKOD.

Ryyx: Okay, she admitted to it. Will you delete it now, FKOD?

FKOD: *snort*

Ryyx: What?

FKOD: Hahaha, I can't believe you fell for that!

Rhian: Heehee, sorry Ryyx!

Gilgamesh: It was all just a ruse.

FKOD: Yeah, the actual problem is that you're being a big drama queen. Man up already, jeez.

Ryyx: ...

Eriines: You can't just sit around and hope your problems solve themselves. You're just making yourself look like an *****.

Ryyx: Shut up. I'll handle this on my own.

Eriines: Because you're already doing so well!

Ryyx: I said shut up!

Asula: Hey, she's only taunting you because she wants to help!

Tess: Eri has a funny way of being nice-ish.

Omirin: *walks in* What's all the fuss about?

Gilgamesh: Ryyx is flipping out.

Ryyx: No I'm not!

Gilgamesh: Prove it.

Ryyx: >:[

Omirin: Oh. Acting childish as always, hm?

Ryyx: I'm not acting childish.

Omirin: That's just what you like to think.

Ryyx: See, this is why we don't get along! You always want to--

Kerianna: Guys, guys! You have got to see this amazing dude. He like, knows magic and stuff.

Mr. Margleton: Um, Keri, we've all met him already.

Asula: You've kind of missed the boat for... uh... meeting him.

Kerianna: Oh, that's cool. Anyways, we had this beautiful conversation.

Omirin: That's nice. *grabs Ryyx by the arm* You mind if we speak in private for a while?

Ryyx: Well, I mind.

Omirin: I wasn't asking you.

FKOD: Go for it.

*Omirin drags Ryyx out of the room*

Gilgamesh: Wow, that was getting all tense. It's like that time Gilbert and I had a staring contest.

Tess: Oh, that's one of your friends at the park, right?

Gilgamesh: Yup.

Airon: ...I hope Ryyx and Omirin's conversation goes well.

Dr. Blobagus: Airon... you look a little tired. Are you anorexic?

Airon: What?

Asula: I think he's implying that you're unwell but he knows so little about diseases and disorders that he can't give you an actual diagnosis.

Airon: Oh. It's nothing. Just weird dreams.

FKOD: I have weird dreams too. Like, in one, I was Shadow the hedgehog and I wanted to punch out the moon and I was driving to the moon and Knuckles the echidna was hiding in my trunk because he wanted to punch the moon too.

Airon: Er... my dreams are a little more like nightmares, actually.

Dr. Blobagus: Maybe you have sickle cell anemia.

FKOD: Blobagus, that has nothing to do with dreams.

Dr. Blobagus: And how would you know that? Hm?

FKOD: Because I learned about that in Biology.

Dr. Blobagus: Oh. Well aren't we special, going to school and learing things. Back in my day, we had to teach ourselves the ways of science, by disecting bacteria and rubbing grass against our faces.

Gilgamesh: What?

Dr. Blobagus: You heard me.

Eriines: Dr. Blobagus, shut up.

Dr. Blobagus: Fine! If you don't want my company, then I'll just sit here in my awesome corner. Hmph.

Tess: Suit yourself.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Tess

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 30

Job: Bus Driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Uravioletchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 11

Job: Funky Firefighter

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 73 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Gilgamesh

Gender: M

Character type: Kuromametchi

Age: 2 year

Gen: 1

Friendship: 5.5/6

Omirin: Well, I suppose I'll be leaving now.

H'raeden: It was nice meeting you all.

FKOD: Do want to visit again some time?

Omirin: I'll.... I'll think about it.

FKOD: If you want me too I can stick Dr. Blobagus back in his box when you come back. I swear I don't know what his deal is.

Omirin: Okay, sure.

H'raeden: I finished the circle.

Omirin: Well, see you later.

*H'raeden chants for a bit and they teleport away*

FKOD: Well, everything is cool now, right Ryyx.

Ryyx: Yeah.

Gilgamesh: Well, we're all happy now, right?

Dr. Blobagus: Mrmph mrph hrmph!

Tess: Yup! Let's all eat cookies!

Asula: Yay!

Eriines: Uh, okay?

FKOD: Well, I can't think of any unresolved conflicts we have to deal with right now.

Dorle: Ahem.

FKOD: Okay, that doesn't count.

Dorle: Yes it does. I have something that will destroy you once and for all, seriously.

Eriines: Why do you keep arching us anyway?

Dorle: Pardon?

Eriines: You know, arching. Arch-nemesis. That sort of thing?

Dorle: Because you jerks will inevitably interfere with all my plans. All I want to do is all this crazy stuff but you always get in the way.

Ryyx: Maybe because your goals somehow involve us?

Dorle: Well yeah. But still.

Tess: So.... uh.... what's this weapon you have?

Dorle: I thought you'd never ask. Behold, the--

Rhian: *punches Dorle* Nope. Not gonna happen.

FKOD: Well, you could've at least let him tell us what sort of weapon he had.

Rhian: Whoops. Uh, is he unconscious?

Airon: I don't think so.

Dorle: Argh.... that was my head....

FKOD: So, Dorle, what's your fancy weapon? Is it a laser? A bomb? A laser-bomb?

Dorle: Well.... if it would be beneficial for you if I let you know that, then I'll just keep quiet.

Gilgamesh: We could sharpie his face until he tells us.

Dorle: What? Do you think that qualifies as interrogation?

Tess: Maybe we could just look for the weapon.

FKOD: Well, if it's a bomb, then it'd blow up... and I guess it would make our faces comically covered in soot. Eh, what's the worst that could happen?

Mr. Margleton: It could be a crocodile instead?

Asula: Or a tiger.

Kerianna: I will found the weapon. It's beautiful. I think it's a little monster dude of some sort.

FKOD: It's.... It's so cute!<3

Eriines: Are you sure that's the weapon and not some random creature that walked in here?

Kerianna: I totally got this beautiful vibe from it. Like it has dark intentions.

FKOD: I'm going to call him Buttons. *hugs*

Gilgamesh: Uh, is that a good idea, FKOD?

FKOD: <3

Dorle: *sneaks away*

Tess: Well, let's see about Dorle oh wait he's gone.

Asula: Oh well. So... is there anything else we need to cover.

FKOD: Oh yeah, I'm going to visit some family tomorrow, so there's a good chance I won't update.

Balloon-Man:

Gilgamesh: Huh, good point BM.

Eriines: Oh jeez, not you too.

Airon: What? Can you not hear it, Eriines?

Eriines: No. Maybe we should stay away from that thing, though.

Balloon-Man:

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Tess

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 30

Job: Bus Driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Uravioletchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 11

Job: Funky Firefighter

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 76 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Gilgamesh

Gender: M

Character type: Kuromametchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 1

Friendship: 5.25/6

FKOD: Okay we're back.

Eriines: I almost starved today. Thanks for taking such great care of me, FKOD.

FKOD: :[ But I saved you!

Eriines: Sure you did.

FKOD: ;-;

Asula: My screen froze when the matchmaker came. Am I doomed never to find true love?

Tess: I'm sure it's probably a one-time dealie, don't sweat it?

Asula: But I am sweating it! A lot! What if I'm broken? What if I have other glitches?

Eriines: Look, you're not dead, so chill out.

Gilgamesh: Guys! Don't be so surly! We're back home! We're updating! We should be happy!

Ryyx: Also, FKOD's brother has recorded another episode of Adventure Time. That's one you like, isn't it?

FKOD: Aw hecks yeah!

Eriines: We must watch it immediately.

Gilgamesh: Indeed.

*FKOD, Eriines, and Gil head downstairs*

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Tess

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 30

Job: Bus Driver

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Uravioletchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 11

Job: Funky Firefighter

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 76 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Gilgamesh

Gender: M

Character type: Kuromametchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 1

Friendship: 5/6

FKOD: Oh hey let's update again.

Dr. Blobagus: That's madness.

Tess: Not really.

Asula: So, anyways, I'm still more or less in despair about the matchmaker.

FKOD: Do you want me to set the time so she comes again?

Asula: I guess.

*FKOD sets time, and the matchmaker brings.... that female oldie that FKOD can't seem to ever remember the name of and is too lazy to look it up*

Asula: WHAT?! NO. THAT WILL NOT DO.

Mr. Margleton: Uh... what's going on?

FKOD: Okay, I am sensing some major glitchitude here.

Asula: *sniff* Am.... am I going to never...

Tess: It's okay. You can adopt my child if you want to.

Asula: But I wanna get married.

Ryyx: Well, to be honest, you could have.

Asula: I kind of meant to a guy. One fairly close to my age, ya know?

Airon: But what's important is love.

Asula: ...Airon, you have to consider the fact that we only ever know these potential mates for five seconds. Unless there's someone I know, you know, like another v4.5 or something....

Rhian: What about Gil?

Gilgamesh: Tama-Gos can only connect to V5's and V6's.

Asula: And since I'm related to Tess's son, that's sort of not... you know.

FKOD: Sorry, Asula. I really wish there was something I could do, but...

Eriines: You know, it never hurts to just grow into an oldie.

Asula: But... I wouldn't be as pretty as I am now!

Eriines: So? It's not that bad.

Asula: But you're lucky, Eri. You grew into a Dangoobatchi. I'd be a... uh.... wrinkly old lady. With wrinkles.

Tess: Yeah, you have a pretty nice complexion, Eriines.

Eriines: So? If I had wrinkles, I wouldn't care.

Mr. Margleton: It's your inner beauty that counts.

Asula: ....What do I do?

Dr. Blobagus: Hm. I'd say you have a major case of--

Gilgamesh: Shut up, Blobagus.

Dr. Blobagus: Fine. She'll be all on her own without me, though.

Tess: What are you talking about?

Dr. Blobagus: I know when I'm not wanted.

Epere: Ignore him. He's an *****.

Asula: ...

FKOD: Well, at least you have a couple of days to figure things out.

Asula: Maybe I should just be deactivated.

Tess: Are you sure about that?

Asula: Well, it would give Vindia's son a chance to uh, do stuff. Maybe if Gil has a girl later they could get married.

FKOD: Are you sure? Maybe you could at least try being an oldie. You might not find it too bad.

Asula: Well... I don't know.

Eriines: Think it over for a bit.

Asula: Okay... gosh, I'm being a drama queen, aren't I?

FKOD: It's okay. Let's just talk about funny things to even it all out.

Dr. Blobagus: Oh, so now we want the doctor back, do we?

FKOD: I never said that.

Dr. Blobagus: I see how it is. I can only be around sometimes. And everyone else is special and can hang around here on a regular basis. I see how it is.

Teysa: You're just making stuff up now.

Dr. Blobagus: Son, I am ashamed of you. In fact, I think I'm going to disown you.

Teysa: Oh, okay.

Dr. Blobagus: Yeah. I can see that really hurt your delicate little feelings. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to Starbucks. *leaves*

FKOD: Well, considering there aren't any Starbucks for miles around, maybe he'll be gone for a while. Anyways, I just thought of something... you know that Blogagotchi thingy?

Ryyx: Nope.

FKOD: Well, I was kind of directing that inquiry towards the readers. Anyways, I was thinking that the whole biography thing would be easier to work with on there. Plus, I could put a copy of the log on there, too.

Tess: That sounds like a nifty idea.

Eriines: So, when do you plan on doing that?

FKOD: When I have time?

Eriines: Uh-huh.

FKOD: It may happen.

Eriines: Uh-huh.

FKOD: One day, it'll go down.

Eriines: Uh-huh.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Moren

Gender: M

Character type: Kuchitamatchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 31

Job: Preschooler

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Uravioletchi

Age: 7 years

Gen: 11

Job: Funky Firefighter

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 77 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Gilgamesh

Gender: M

Character type: Kuromametchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 1

Friendship: 5.25/6

FKOD: Uh, I have a school meeting this evening, so short update for now.

Gilgamesh: Bummer.

FKOD: Updating tomorrow could be an issue, too. I'm going out to dinner that night after extended day.

Gilgamesh: Double-bummer.

FKOD: Yeah. I think this is going to be a busy week, since I have family visiting.

Moren: Any less boring news you want to share with us?

FKOD: The moon isn't made of cheese.

Moren: That would probably blow my mind if I knew what the moon is.

Eriines: It's just a big rock floating in the sky. No big deal.

Asula: No big deal? It's the moon! It controls the tides on Earth! And it's cool looking!

Moren: Oh. Will I ever see it?

FKOD: Maybe one day.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Moren

Gender: M

Character type: Daiyatchi

Age: 1 year

Gen: 31

Job: Preschooler

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Uravioletchi

Age: 8 years

Gen: 11

Job: Funky Firefighter

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 78 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Gilgamesh

Gender: M

Character type: Kuromametchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 1

Friendship: 5/6

FKOD: Oh hey look I have time to update.

Gilgamesh: Cool. Stuff happened today.

Eriines: It sure did.

Moren: I think we should talk about the stuff that happened today.

FKOD: Maybe we will.

Gilgamesh: I got married today~

Asula: ...

Gilgamesh: So I'd like to introduce you all to Nancy.

Nancy: Hi.

Asula: ....

Nancy: Is.... is something wrong?

Asula: Huh? Oh, nothing.

FKOD: Oh, uh, would you look at my wrist.

Moren: It's wristy.

FKOD: It's also bedtime for me. Got school tomorrow, you know.

Moren: My teacher wouldn't mind me sleeping in.

FKOD: Mine would.

Moren: Oh right. You have this "schedule" thing. Right.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Moren

Gender: M

Character type: Daiyatchi

Age: 1 year

Gen: 31

Job: Fisticuffs Student

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Uravioletchi

Age: 9 years

Gen: 11

Job: Funky Firefighter

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 79 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Gilgamesh

Gender: M

Character type: Kuromametchi

Age: 7 years

Gen: 1

Friendship: 5/6

FKOD: Hey guys.

Moren: 'Sup?

FKOD: The sky. Anyways, I've decided that Adventure Time is the bestest show ever. Discuss.

Eriines: It's good. But I still like Venture Brothers more.

FKOD: Le gasp! How can you say such a thing!

Eriines: By talking.

FKOD: Well. Yeah. Okay, anyways, I think dinner is soon.

Gilgamesh: These updates are so shoooooort.

FKOD: Sorry bro.