The Amazing Adventures of a Tamagotchi

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 149 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 220 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

FKOD: THE HOMEWORK. IT NEVER ENDS. EVER.

Eriines: Yes we know.

FKOD: I'm getting pretty super-bummed out here, though. :<

Asula: Well, what matters is that you spend what little free time you have doing things that matter to you.

FKOD: ...Like interwebbing?

Asula: Well... if you want... but I was thinking about your unfinished projects, games, that sort of thing.

FKOD: Hm. Yeah. I should get around to that stuff at some point. In the future. So, anyways, it's time for a fun fact. Did you know: the average human head weighs eight pounds. Or 3.6 kilograms if your not a United Statesian and use a more efficient measurement system.

Kinene: I thought that people from the United States called themselves Americans.

FKOD: Yeah, but America is like, two continents. The United States is like, one country in North America. I think it's sort of pompous for United Statesians to call themselves Americans when none of the other countries in North and South America do that. You know what I mean?

Kinene: I suppose so.

FKOD: DARN STRAIGHT. Okay it's FKOD's bedtime now. Nighty night.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 150 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 221 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Ryyx: Hm... Valentine's Day is just a few days away, isn't it?

Eriines: Meh.

Epere: Whatever.

Ramada: What day?

FKOD: What an enthusiastic crowd we have tonight. What do you guys have against overly mushy and pink holidays, anyways?

Epere: The fact that they're overly mushy and pink.

Eriines: Pretty much.

Ramada: Overly mushy and pink? Not my deal.

Ryyx: I guess most of you wouldn't really have much to be excited about.

FKOD: Nope. We're all more excited by tonight's fun fact!

Epere: No we aren't.

FKOD: Shut up Epere, your opinion doesn't count. Did you know: in order of popularity, valentines are given to teachers, children, mothers, wives, sweethearts, and pets.

Dr. Blobagus: So your saying I should first give valentines to my old high school teachers, then give one to Teysa, then find my mother and give one to her, then marry Sarah and give her one, then go back in time and give Sarah one, and then give a valentine to Buttons.

Buttons: Woah, dude, since when was I your pet?

Teysa: Didn't you disown me?

FKOD: You can't just marry Sarah on a whim! You have to take relationships slowly. IT'S A FORK, NOT A FORKLIFT, JEEZ.

Ramada: Blobagus, did you catch the part where FKOD said, "order of popularity?"

Dr. Blobagus: Oh, in that case, I'll give one to Sarah first, then marry her and give--

FKOD: Okay Blobagus, shut your face.

Dr. Blobagus: Okay. Mmph mrph hrm--

FKOD: JUST STOP TALKING.

Dr. Blobagus: *starts waving around tentacles*

Ryyx: What are you doing now?

Dr. Blobagus: *wave wave*

Buttons: Charades?

FKOD: Dr. Blobagus, get back in your box.

Dr. Blobagus: *pouty face*

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 156 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 227 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

FKOD: Blah blah blah late update homework blah blah bluh bloo blee derp.

Kinene: That was an interesting series of noises you just made.

FKOD: Yup. So, what's going on guys?

Ryyx: Well, apparently Dorle has been watching us through my bionic eye this entire time.

FKOD: Oh. Hm. That's not good...

Ryyx: "Not good?" This goes beyond not good! Do you know how awkward it is to shower? Or change clothes? Or use a toilet? My privacy has been violated and I haven't been aware of it until now! >:[

FKOD: ...Oh, uh. Maybe you should find a way to get rid of that eye.

Eriines: We thought about doing that, but Dorle said that if we tried anything he'd make the eye self-destruct.

Asula: As you probably figured out, that would be horribly unpleasant for Ryyx.

Airon: Poor Ryyx. :<

FKOD: Oh. Well, that stinks. Let's deal with it tomorrow or next week or something.

Eriines: FKOD what have I said to you about procrastination?

FKOD: Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow! Wait, that's what Mark Twain says about procrastination. But today, I won't procrastinate on the fun fact! Did you know: more adults in the world fly kites than children.

Airon: You know, I've never flown a kite before.

FKOD: ALL RIGHT IT'S BEDTIME. EVERYONE SHUT UP.

Ryyx: But--

FKOD: SLEEPY TIME. I'VE HAD MY CHAMOMILE TEA AND I AM READY TO HIT THE SACK. WOOOOOSH.

Asula: You don't sound tired.

FKOD: Well. Your face doesn't sound tired either. So there.

Asula: :|

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 158 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 229 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Kinene: Gaia, just what exactly are those things in your hair?

FKOD: Hair curlers.

Kinene: ...Your hair is already curly, isn't it?

FKOD: NEVER ENOUGH CURLS. Anyways, I'm going to a school dance tonight.

Eriines: So you need ridiculously curly hair for that?

FKOD: YES.

Dr. Blobagus: I'm just afraid that your hair will become so curly that it implodes and causes a huge tear in the fabric of space and time.

FKOD: I wouldn't be surprised if that happened.

Kinene: Why not?

FKOD: You don't want to know.

Kinene: Well, I suppose I won't press you further on that subject. I hope you have a pleasant night.

FKOD: :3 Why tank you. So, Kinene, Aparus has run off somewhere, so why are you still here?

Kinene: Ah, well... I don't really have a job anymore... and there's a lot of things I'm learning about here. Like this mysterious infliction known as "Beiber Fever."

Epere: It's not a disease, it's just what people call the obsession with some pop-star named Justin Beiber. He's this girly-looking teenage boy.

FKOD: Woah, don't diss the Beiber, bro. You could bring savage fan-girls upon us!

Epere: I don't think that will happen--

FKOD: HE HAS AN ARMY. He's almost as dangerous as Oprah.

Asula: Er, what?

FKOD: And don't even get me started on what Lady Gaga could do to us.

Kinene: FKOD, I wouldn't worry about it too much. I doubt they're even aware of your existence.

FKOD: THEY HAVE EYES AND EARS EVERYWHERE. LOOK AT THE WINDOW!

*A fangirl is peering in*

FKOD: EVERYONE IN THE CAR!

Epere: What car?

Asula: FKOD, calm down. That's the Two-Armed Man.

FKOD: HOW DO YOU KNOW?

TAM: Yeah, seriously?

Asula: There's a slight line where your neck meets your chin.

TAM: Dang it.

Epere: What are you doing here?

TAM: I just wanted to freak out FKOD. And the tiny old lady ruined it.

Asula: Oh hush. If I hadn't of said anything, we would have ended up going on a road trip.

TAM: Yeah?

Asula: The worst part being that none of us can really drive.

FKOD: I kind of know how sort of maybe not really.

Epere: Yeah, thanks for trying to kill us all, Two-Armed #$@%#.

FKOD: EPERE, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SWEARING?

Epere: Deal with it.

FKOD: GRR RAGE QUIT. *leaves room*

Eriines: Well, I guess that wraps up this log entry.

Asula: Wait, what about the fun fact?

TAM: Oh, I know one: Mosquito repellents actually just hide you from their senses.

Asula: You forgot the "Did you know" part. But that wasn't a bad fun fact.

TAM: Thanks, it's the first time I've given a useless piece of trivia on the log.

Epere: That's nice. Now get out of here.

TAM: Okay, jeez. *slinks away*

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 164 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 235 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

FKOD: So what'd I miss, guys.

Ryyx: Oh, we just went on adventures and stuff.

Epere: And they dragged me and the ladies along.

Kinene: But you had fun, didn't you?

Epere: Sure, except for the part where that friggin' giant monkey tried to throw that friggin'--

Ramada: We had a blast. We found all sorts of treasure and crap, too.

Ryyx: Oh yeah, like this thing! *pulls out a magical laser sword thingy*

FKOD: Oh my gosh, you're a Jedi now. :0

Airon: What's a Jedi?

Eriines: Something that Ryyx could never hope to be.

Ryyx: >:[

Ramada: Well, he's no Jedi, but he could become a Relic Knight.

Asula: What's that?

FKOD: It's a knight who has relics, obviously.

Asula: That's very helpful, FKOD.

Ryyx: Wait, did she say "could become a Relic Knight?" I thought being able to use a Relic Weapon would--

Ramada: Nope. You gotta get training, bub.

Ryyx: Well, it can't be that hard to use a magical laser sword, right?

Ramada: Oh sure, anyone can do that. But being a Relic Knight is more than that.

Kinene: They have an interesting history and a set of moral codes that they follow. That's what really sets them apart.

Ryyx: Hm. So... where do I get training?

Ramada: From a Relic Knight.

Airon: Ramada, you seem to know a lot about Relic Knights. Do you know of any who could teach Ryyx?

Ramada: Most of what I know about 'em comes from one of my sisters... but I don't talk to my family often, since, you know, I am sort of a criminal.

Airon: I still say you could find a different way to help people--

Ramada: Anyways, Ryyx, I think the best way to find a Relic Knight is to go to a big town and ask around a bit. They tend to stand out pretty well, you know?

FKOD: SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN. And now, for the daily fun fact!

Eriines: Is it really a daily fun fact if we don't update every day?

FKOD: ...You know what Eriines? There's a flounder in your hair.

Eriines: I'm sure there is.

FKOD: Okay, I'm glad we got that issue out of the way, then.

Epere: You guys are so friggin' weird.

FKOD: Well. There's a tilapia in your hair. Anyways, did you know: ants began farming about 50 million years before humans even thought to raise their own crops.

Epere: Is "there's a insert-random-fish-here in your hair" your new "your face?"

FKOD: I don't know, you tell me.

Epere: You're a freak.

FKOD: If you're the picture of normality, than I can only take that as a compliment sir!

Ryyx: Did you just come up with a come-back that was actually meant to be used in this specific situation?

Eriines: That's a first.

FKOD: Oh, you two have trout in your hair. Also, I'm going to bed. Good night everyone!

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Asula

Gender: F

Character type: Otokitchi

Age: 171 years

Gen: 11

Job: OLD LADY :V

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Eriines

Gender: F

Character type: Dangoobatchi

Age: 242 years

Gen: 9

Band: Change

Instrument: Wild Guitar

FKOD: OH SWEET IT'S THE WEEKEND AGAIN. Do you guys know what that means?

Eriines: You're going to dump a quick update, take a shower, and watch Adventure Time.

FKOD: ...Well okay, sure, we'll go with that. So, anyone have any announcements to make?

Ryyx: I think my new teacher wants to kill me.

FKOD: Cool! So, this week I there was a storm and a tornado and stuff, it was pretty intense. Or was that last week? Dang it, time is crumpling in on itself in my head! Also this the second time I've used the phrase "crumpling in on itself" today. Weird, right? Let's do a fun fact.

Asula: You're awfully chatty this evening.

FKOD: I guess there's just a goldfish in my hair. So, did you know: when a flounder hatches, it's eyes are in the places where a fish's eyes normally are, but one eye migrates to the other side when their still young. Crazy, right?

Ryyx: What is it with you and flounders lately, anyways?

FKOD: Well, I had flounder for dinner one night, and the next day one of my friends asked, "Hey, what did you have for dinner last night?" and I was all like "Flounder," and he was all like ":0" and it's been some sort of inside joke in my class ever since.

Eriines: That's nice, dear.

FKOD: It is nice. Thank you for noticing. Okay I'm getting in the shower now so I don't get smelly.

Eriines: You go do that.

 

[FKOD]

FKOD: ...Well, I have some bad news, guys. You see... Eri and Asula might have kicked the bucket.

Dr. Blobagus: They stubbed their toes? I'm sure they'll get better.

FKOD: ...Dr. Blobagus, I did not invite you here. Go away. This is serious business.

Ryyx: They're dead?

FKOD: Yeah.

Airon: That's terrible!

Ramada: How did that happen?

FKOD: Well... you see, I've had them sleep all day when I'm at school, and I usually change the time when I get home to make them keep sleeping so I can work on homework without interruption. Yesterday, I had a buttload of homework and I didn't bother to check on them until it was too late. :<

Ryyx: That shows a disturbing lack of responsibility on your part.

FKOD: Is doing my homework not responsible?

Ryyx: It would have taken you two minutes to set the time so they'd sleep for the rest of the evening.

FKOD: Shut up, Ryyx.

Ryyx: You're just angry because I'm righ--

Mr. Margleton: Guys, stop it! We're here to pay our respects to Eriines and Asula, not to point fingers and lay blame.

Kinene: Perhaps we should have a moment of silence.

...

Airon: So, FKOD, what will you do now?

FKOD: I might start some of the kids over the weekend. You know, the little no-namers. I'll keep them paused through the school weeks and only play with them on weekends.

Mr. Margleton: Are you sure that you don't want to take a break until summer vacation or something?

FKOD: Well... if it's the weekends, I can handle it. And really, if I stop raising tamagotchis, then I have to stop the log too.

Mr. Margleton: But you only update once a week. Maybe you should put it on hiatus and focus on your schoolwork. In a few months, you can start the log back up and it will be business as usual.

FKOD: Hm... you have a point. I'll think on it. I'll post when I get if figured out, okay readers? Sorry about all this.

 

[FKOD]

FKOD: Alright, guys, here's how this is going down. I've got three big projects all due this month along with all the other stuff I have. Sooooo maybe I'll be on hiatus until the end of this month, or maybe longer if my teachers are feeling particualarly cruel. At this point, trying to juggle tamas and school is too stressful for me. I imagine that near the end of the school year when things start winding down, I'll be able to start up some of my tamas again. Sorry guys.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Avir

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Age: 10 years

Gen: 43

Job: HE'S ON TV, AGAIN, APPARENTLY

Status: Brought back from Tamagotchi Planet apparently?

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Nyan

Gender: M

Character type: Kurobotchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 1

Job: Preschooler

Status: 15092 Nyans

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Wheatley

Gender: M

Character type: Mattaritchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 15

Friendship: 2/6

Status: Not a moron

FKOD: Guys. Guys. This is it, you guys. We're back.

Nyan: What?

Wheatley: Hm?

Avir: Oh, she means the log.

Ryyx: Oh Goddess, not again.

Kinene: *large exagerated sigh*

Epere: Well #$&@.

Ramada: We have to put up with this crap again?

Airon: Oh no.

FKOD: Wow okay why are you all bummed out?

Kinene: Oh, we were just kidding. Right guys?

Ramada: Yup, we were messing with your fuzzy little head.

Ryyx: Wait, we were?

Epere: Did you not notice the sarcasm?

Ryyx: ...No?

FKOD: Ryyx, you are a terrible person.

Ryyx: No I'm not.

FKOD: Yes you are. Now shush so I can get all the readers caught up on what's going on and stuff.

Avir: Yeah, like me being back here when my kid should have taken over. What's the deal?

FKOD: I guess that just happened when I popped your battery back in.

Avir: Oh okay. Just wondering. Hey, isn't there supposed to be four of us?

FKOD: One of the batteries ended up being no good. So, uh, not much of interest happened with me. Homework. School. School trips. Prom. Junior marshalling stuff. Hm. So, how about you guys?

Wheatley: I spent the last few months in a coma.

Nyan: I was born today.

FKOD: I wasn't asking you guys but okay.

Ryyx: Let's see... we defeated some small elephants...

Airon: Rescued a child dressed as a princess...

Ramada: Faced an army of sentient tea cups...

Epere: Tore a hole in the fabric of space and time...

Kinene: Mended a hole in the fabric of space and time...

Ramada: Convinced a king to stop taxing all the coffee...

Airon: Made a picnic basket for a family who had their refrigerator vaporized by wizards...

Ryyx: Got a library subscription...

Epere: Decapitated a ghost...

Kinene: Eh, nothing out the ordinary, really.

Nyan: Yeah, that all sounds really boring.

Wheatley: Man, I want to go on a picnic now. FKOD, let's go on a picnic, right now.

FKOD: Dude it's raining out there.

Nyan: Then we'll just get an umbrella!~

FKOD: Hang on, I just about forgot... the fun fact!

Nyan: Hm?

FKOD: DID YOU KNOW: Umbrellas were originally used to protect people from the sun.

Wheatley: That doesn't mean that they can't protect us from the rain now.

FKOD: Well yeah, but anyways, we aren't going anywhere. The ground is wet and it's almost dinner time.

Wheatley: *sigh* Fine. I'll just be over here, reading Machiavelli.

Airon: What?

Wheatley: Idunno. Just something that people read, I guess.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: River

Gender: F

Character type: Hitodetchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 44

Job: Preschool kid

Status: Learning from the best

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Nyan

Gender: M

Character type: Kujakutchi

Age: 1 year

Gen: 1

Job: Student of the Smiley

Status: Pop-tarts, but no veggies please

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Wheatley

Gender: M

Character type: Kilalatchi

Age: 1 year

Gen: 15

Friendship: 3.5/6

Status: Testing

FKOD: Hey, Dr. Blobagus, you're all covered in dust.

Dr. Blobagus: Yes. I had to inspect your room before you cleaned it, just in case you had hidden any clams.

FKOD: Well, okay, but I'm going to have to clean you, but I know what happened last time you came into contact with water... *shudder*

Wheatley: Why not shake him off?

FKOD: Wait. Wheatley. I just got an even better idea.

Wheatley: Yeah?

FKOD: Let's beat the dust off of him! *gets wooden sword*

Wheatley: That's.... that's not what I meant. I was thinking we could take him out side, shake him around a bit... you know, like a rug.

Dr. Blobagus: Wheatley, that sounds fantastic.

FKOD: *grabs Blobagus* Well, it isn't. Because it doesn't involve beating you!

Dr. Blobagus: Eep!

Nyan: FKOD, can't you use that cleaning stuff that you had?

River: Yeah, get a paper towel and wipe him off and he'll be good as new!

FKOD: Yeah, but terrible things happen when you expose him to liquid!

Nyan: Really?

FKOD: No-- I MEAN YES, VERY MUCH SO, INDEED.

Nyan: *dramatic gasp* You were lying!

River: Liar, liar, pants on fire! Your pants are on fire! Stop, drop, and roll!

Nyan: You're under arrest for lying! Put your hands in the air!

River: Well, after you're done putting out the liar fire. We don't want you to burn up.

Wheatley: Yeah, who would feed us?

FKOD: Guys, you can't arrest me. I just told one little lie.

Wheatley: That would have resulted in you pummeling poor old Doc Blobagus!

FKOD: Eh. I would have done that anyways.

River: Oh no! We gotta save him!

Nyan: Quick, get an adult!

Wheatley: Hey, Kinene!

River: Kineeeeeeeene!

Nyan: Help us save Blobagus!

Kinene: Hm... only if you say the magic word, though.~

Nyan: Abra kadabra?

Wheatley: Hadouken?

River: Please?

Kinene: River got it.

Wheatley: Darn, I was almost sure I had it!

Kinene: FKOD, would you put Dr. Blobagus down?

FKOD: No.

Kinene: Please? *puppy-dog eyes*

FKOD: Okay, fine. *puts Blobagus on Kinene's head*

Dr. Blobagus: I'm free! Free!

Kinene: Uh... *gently picks Blobagus off her head* I think you could use a bath.

FKOD: That's what I was trying to do!

Kinene: :|

FKOD: For reals!

Kinene: :\

FKOD: I was going to sort of smack him around to get the dust off!

Kinene: :/

FKOD: Okay, well, it's your problem now.

Kinene: :I

FKOD: Speaking of things being Kinene's problems, let's do the fun fact for today! Did you know: a used sponge carries more bacteria than a toilet.

River: What's a bacteria?

FKOD: It's a really tiny critter. You can't even see them without a microscope. Some can make you sick, some are good for you, and some don't do anything to us.

River: Can I have one as a pet?

FKOD: You're probably covered in several thousand of them, maybe more.

River: :U

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: River

Gender: F

Character type: Uramemetchi

Age: 1 year

Gen: 44

Job: Student of the Sparklyness

Status: She will dazzle you

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Nyan

Gender: M

Character type: Kujakutchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 1

Job: Student of the Smiley

Status: Flying through space

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Wheatley

Gender: M

Character type: Kuchipatchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 15

Friendship: 5.25/6

Status: No, that's called jumping

Ryyx: Okay, that is it, I'm going to kill him.

Ramada: Hey, settle down you irritable little neik.

Nyan: What's a neik and how can we make Ryyx stop being one?

Ramada: It means "idiot."

FKOD: Well, no hope for you then, Ryyx!

Ryyx: Shut up! When I'm through with that chicken-suit wearing freak...

Wheatley: What did Fizzy do?

Ramada: Oh, he's not talking about Fizz, he's talking about Dez. I guess he made it a work uniform.

River: I want a job where I can wear a chicken suit! Where do I sign up?

Nyan: Woah, River, you don't want a job that makes you humiliate yourself on a regular basis! Your in school, and you can make a better life for yourself with your education.

River: Okey dokey.

Wheatley: So, what did Dez do to get Ryyx so riled up?

FKOD: I bet Dez insulted his eyepatc-- WAIT SINCE WHEN DID RYYX LOSE HIS BIONIC EYE?

Ramada: I don't know. Ryyx just said he woke up and it was gone.

River: I bet it was actually a robot and it decided it was icky in there so it walked off.

Nyan: It probably returned to it's master.

River: Then they had a party!

FKOD: Let's go with that. Anyways, what did Dez do?

Ramada: Something involving Airon, I just heard it from Itty Bitty Batman.

Itty Bitty Batman: I'm Batman.

FKOD: Hey Batman, what exactly happened?

IBB: I'm Batman.

Wheatley: Wow, I couldn't have figured that out on my own.

Nyan: How could you have learned that from him?

Ramada: It's a long story.

River: *looks into IBB's eyes* Tell me your secrets, dark one.

IBB: I'm Batman.

River: That's not a secret! >:[

FKOD: You know what else isn't a secret? Today's fun fact! Did you know: Batman's cape was inspired by some drawings made by Leonardo da Vinci.

IBB: I'm Batman.

FKOD: Yup.

IBB: Batman.

FKOD: Ramada, I somehow doubt this is your informant.

Ramada: He is. I think he's just being a ham.

IBB: I'm the Batman.

FKOD: Well. I'm going to play the Sims. So yeah.

IBB: Batman.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: River

Gender: F

Character type: Uramemetchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 44

Job: Student of the Sparklyness

Status: Will make a Dan out of you

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Nyan

Gender: M

Character type: Celebtchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 1

Job: Student of the Smiley

Status: Has reached a cataclysmic level of nyans

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Wheatley

Gender: M

Character type: Kuchipatchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 15

Friendship: 5/6

Status: Just how many Portal 2 references can we make in this status thingy anyways?

Ryyx: *melodramatic sigh*

FKOD: Did you not get to kick Dez in the face like you wanted to?

Ryyx: No. He's just too fast. Ugh, my back is killing me.

Wheatley: Did you challenge him to a game of extreme limbo?

Ryyx: No, he just scratched my back. A lot.

River: Did you get a lot of band-aids for that?

Ryyx: Lots.

River: Okay, just making sure.

Efisngenana: *rushes into the room* Everyone, I think Dez wants to betray me!

Nyan: 'Kay.

Efisngenana: No, I'm serious.

Wheatley: Why's he going to betray you?

Efisngenana: Well... I guess it has something to do with the fact that I haven't paid him in the last several... months...

Ryyx: I would have betrayed you too.

Efisngenana: Anyways, I need someone to help me defeat him. Or at least hide me from him.

Ryyx: Hmph. In your dreams.

Efisngenana: Hey, I didn't tell him to blackmail your boyfriend! I told you, that was something he did on his own accord, he's a loose cannon now, he doesn't listen to what I say!

Ryyx: Uh huh.

Efisngenana: Well, it's no use talking to you. Hey, you, FKOD.

FKOD: Hm?

Efisngenana: Can I hide somewhere in here?

Ryyx: Don't listen to him, it's not worth protecting him.

FKOD: Hmm...

Efisngenana: I'll give you-- wait, I'm broke. Uh, how does my undying gratitude sound?

FKOD: Hmm...

Ryyx: Ignore him.

Efisngenana: What if I say please?

FKOD: You know what? I think this is your responsibility.

Ryyx: Hah!

FKOD: Shush your face, Ryyx. I'm just saying it's his fault and he has to fix this.

Efisngenana: Fine. I'm sure you'll regret this. *sits and pouts*

Nyan: You could always set a trap for him.

River: Hey, don't assist in his villainy stuff!

Nyan: Well, that Dez guy is more of a bad guy than Fizzles at this point. Plus, didn't you say yesterday that you wanted to work for him?

River: It was only for the chicken suit! So there!

Wheatley: Well, this is going nowhere fast. How about a fun fact, FKOD?

FKOD: Did you know: the animal responsible for the most human deaths worldwide is the mosquito.

River: Eh? How does that work?

FKOD: They spread disease. You know how doctors will always use a new needle every time, unless it just so happens that they're terrible doctors. Mosquitoes don't do that. They don't just change out their mouth needle thingies. Which is why they're terrible.

Efisngenana: Insubordinate minions are terrible too. Dez bites things sometimes.

Nyan: I once saw him bite a nickel. I don't know why he did that.

Wheatley: I once saw him COMING UP THE STAIRS OH GOSH.

Ryyx: What's so weird about seeing him come up a flight of stair-- oh, you mean he's here...

Dez: Heh. Hey, Chicken Little. What'ss the matter, do you think the ssky iss falling? *evil grin*

Efisngenana: Shut up.

Dez: Oh... feissty, hm? Heh. Well, guess what? I'm the chicken-hawk, and you're the chicken.

FKOD: Objection! Chicken Little never had to deal with chicken-hawks, that was Foghorn Leghorn! You're getting your references mixed up!

Dez: Sssss... Why doess that matter?

FKOD: Well, for one thing, do you think that Fizzy could possibly resemble Foghorn Leghorn? He only dreams of doing that.

Dez: Your point?

FKOD: You're terrible at this. How did you even threaten Airon when everything you do is terrible forever, anyway?

Dez: Well, after the talking, it involves a lot of violence. Ussually the application of clawss to the face.

Nyan: So you claw your own face? Ouch.

Dez: SSSSSS NO. I apply MY CLAWSS to THE VICTIM'S FACE!

FKOD: I think the court finds you guilty.

Dez: THISS ISSN'T A COURT OF LAW! SSHUT UP OR I'LL RIP YOU APART!

FKOD: Okay bailiff, take him away.

River: Wait, who would be the bailiff?

FKOD: Oh. I didn't think this out.

IBB: I'm Batman. Also the bailiff.

FKOD: Oh, there's the bailiff.

Dez: Heh. What will he do?

IBB: *throws a tiny batarang at Dez*

Dez: Ow. Sstop that.

IBB: *throws some more*

Dez: Okay, that'ss it! No more misster nice guy!

River: You weren't being nice in the first place!

Dez: Oh. Guessss I wassn't. Oh well, you're all dead!

Wheatley: I feel pretty alive.

Dez: SSSSSSSSSSSS. *stomps IBB*

Nyan: No! Not Itty Bitty Batman! Nooooo!

River: Someone save him!

Dez: Hehehehe, you're next Chicken Little!

Efisngenana: *sigh* No one even bothers to refer to me by my proper name anymore, it's insulting.

*something hits Dez over the head*

Dez: Ow! What the-- You!

Etrius: Yes. Me.

Ryyx: Eh? What are you doing here?

FKOD: I thought we left you to die in the Sahara.

Etrius: *shoves Dez to the side* I don't know what you're talking about, but I did find myself in a strange place... though it was not where I expected to be. Long story short, that tamagotchi girl that sent me there was clearly terrible at magic. But anyways, I met someone there... someone who showed me what to do with my life.

River: Who was it?

Etrius: The Prince of Hearts. He's a demon like me... but instead of blindly stumbling down the path of evil he walks upright on the path of righteousness!

FKOD: All this talk about walking on paths reminds me of this one REM song--

Ryyx: Shut up, Gaia.

FKOD: You shut up.

Ryyx: No you.

Etrius: Ryyx, be calm. You should know she was simply making an innocent comment. Anyways, I have come here to guide you on the path of goodness!

Efisngenana: Er... okay? Uh, I mean I'm glad you gave Dez a bonk on the head and all... but I don't think I'm cut out for all this goodness and stuff. I mean, maybe neutrality or something...

Etrius: I too had those doubts... but the Prince of Hearts showed me the way!

Efisngenana: I... I don't think so. You're acting like some kind of... uh... preacher. I don't like preachers. Are you trying to make me into a preacher? I don't want to be a preacher. I'd rather be... I don't know...

Etrius: There are many paths in life for you to take. You don't have to teach others.

Efisngenana: What's all this talk about paths anyway? Who do you think you are, Stephen Crane?

FKOD: Actually Robert Frost wrote that one.

Efisngenana: Oh, really? Sorry, my bad.

River: *gasp* Oh, Fizzy, you should be a poet!

Efisngenana: Er... I don't write poetry. I don't like it. It's too silly, with all those rules.

Etrius: In life, there must be rules, or--

Efisngenana: Look, the longer you talk to me, the less interested I am in your offer. I'm just not cut out for this!

Dez: *gets up* Don't worry, Chicken Little. I'll just tear his throat out, and he'll stop talking.

Etrius: *sigh* The Prince of Hearts told me you would be more difficult to save, Dez. But I'll make you the same off--

Dez: Nope. Not interessted. Becausse you know what? I've wassted sso much time doing nothing. I haven't been paid, sso I can't buy anything, and you know what? I have to find cheaper wayss. Like terrorizing people. It'ss sso much fun. Remember when we'd do terrible thingss to complete sstrangerss? Remember?

Etrius: We were wrong to do that.

Dez: It doessn't matter if it'ss wrong, it only matterss if it'ss right to me! Sso sshut your mouth! *lunges at Etrius*

Etrius: *tosses Dez to the side* Please Dez. Try to see reason.

River: Why don't you just put him jail?

Wheatley: Yeah, don't let him pass go and collect $200!

Nyan: He's a bad guy!

Etrius: I suppose temporary imprisonment would allow him some time to calm down and think, yes.

IBB: I'll take him to jail. I'm Batman.

Etrius: No, I have a more... solitary place for him. *grabs Dez* I will see you all later. *teleports away*

Ryyx: Hm.

Nyan: What's wrong?

Ryyx: I don't know if I like him now. Or if I like this Prince of Hearts guy.

FKOD: Why not?

Ryyx: Demons can't be trusted. How do we know if either of them are trustworthy?

Wheatley: We just go with what our guts say!

River: My gut says, "erglebergleger," but that's probably 'cause I'm a bit hungry.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: River

Gender: F

Character type: Uramemetchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 44

Job: Student of the Sparklyness

Status: Every time you close your eyes (lies, lies)

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Nyan

Gender: M

Character type: Celebtchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 1

Job: Fights fires like five funky ferrets would

Status: Everywhere he goes, a stream of rainbows follow him (not really)

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Wheatley

Gender: M

Character type: Kuchipatchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 15

Friendship: 5/6

Status: Currently not in space (play it cool, here come the space cops)

Mr. Margleton: Well, it has happened before, but only occasionally were they sincere.

River: So do ya think those guys are good for realsies?

Mr. Margleton: It's hard to tell.

FKOD: Mr. Margleton, you're supposed to be an expert on these things.

Mr. Margleton: Well, for your information, I'm still only a bit over 500 years old, which is pretty young by angelic standards.

Wheatley: That's still more than twice as old as the United States.

Mr. Margleton: Yeah, but considering that some other angels that I know, like my boss, are older than Earth. I'm like a little toddler compared to them.

TOP: ...Boss? You actually work?

Mr. Margleton: Yeah, what do you think I'm doing when I'm not chillin' here?

TOP: I don't know, frolicking?

Mr. Margleton: *blushes* I stopped doing that on a regular basis when I was 106 years old, okay? Those days are behind me.

TOP: Oh, sorry, I didn't know that was a touchy topic with you.

Mr. Margleton: It's cool, man. Anyways, my boss sends me on errands sometimes.

Wheatley: What kind of errands?

Mr. Margleton: Uh, that's a secret. They're secret errands I probably shouldn't even be mentioning. Uh, just forget I said anything, guys. Just forget about it. Really, just forget it. I'm serious.

Nyan: It's okay Mr. Margleton, we understand.

River: Our lips are sealed.

Wheatley: Well, he didn't tell us the secretive part of the secret yet, so I think we're good.

Dr. Blobagus: *pokes head out of hat pile* What about secrets?

River: What secrets?

Nyan: We weren't talking about secrets at all.

FKOD: In fact, we were talking about today's fun fact! Did you know: if you look up anything on Wikipedia and keep clicking the first non-italicized or non-bolded link on the first paragraphs of the articles, you will end up on the page about philosophy? For example... let's try looking up "tamagotchi"... click digital pet, artificial human companion, hardware, physical, measurable, magnitude, property, modern philosophy, and... philosophy!

Wheatley: Wow, that's crazy weird stuff.

River: Does this essentially mean that everything we understand in life boils down to philosophy?

FKOD: For the way that humans comprehend reality, I would imagine so. Oh, look, it's bedtime.

Mr. Margleton: Ah. The infamous "ending the log because it's bedtime" dealie.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: River

Gender: F

Character type: Uramemetchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 44

Job: Flower Factory Worker

Status: Doesn't understand her job

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Nyan

Gender: M

Character type: Celebtchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 1

Job: Fights fires like five funky ferrets would

Status: Wonders why his job is so hard

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Wheatley

Gender: M

Character type: Kuchipatchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 15

Friendship: 5/6

Status: Is happy not to have some crazy job

River: Gosh, who knew that grabbing flowers with a claw would be so hard?

Nyan: You think your job is hard? I can never completely put out the fire in the building! It's crazy!

Wheatley: Ah. It's nice being unemployed.

River: But Wheatley! You have to give back to the community and stuff!

Wheatley: Wait, what did the community give to me?

Nyan: Well, you know how shops are always stocked with food?

Wheatley: Yeah.

Nyan: Where do you think that food came from? Someone had to grow it or make it.

Wheatley: But I pay the shopkeeper... so doesn't part of that go to the farmers or whatever?

River: Where does your money come from?

Wheatley: Games.

Nyan: Wait. Wait. Isn't there something wrong with this system?

River: What do you mean?

Nyan: Where does the money from the games come from?

*dramatic silence*

Wheatley: You know what guys? The economy is confusing and we should just drop this conversation because it's starting to hurt my brain.

River: Agreed.

Nyan: Yeah, let's just pester Ryyx and Airon.

Ryyx: But I don't want to be pestered.

Wheatley: We weren't going to pester you in a bad way... we just want to chat with you guys because you never talk about the economy.

Airon: Actually Ryyx and I were talking about the stock market a minute ago.

Wheatley: D:

Airon: Heehee, just kidding!

River: Dude, you had us worried there for a moment!

Nyan: We almost thought you were a boring person!

Ryyx: You certainly have gotten more cheerful, Airon. :]

Airon: Not having a psychopath in the house does do wonders for my mood.

FKOD: I think it does wonders for everyone's mood! Just like today's fun fact! Did you know: studies show that having a pet can reduce blood pressure and stress, promoting health and happiness.

River: Hm. I want a pet. Maybe I'll get one once I go to Tamagotchi Planet.

Nyan: Come to think of it... I guess we're all going to get married soon, huh? We're almost at that age.

Wheatley: Yup.

Ryyx: It always seems so weird that you all are less than a week old and are already considering marriage. I mean, I know you age quickly, but...

River: Well, we were all wondering when you guys would get married! You've been dating for, what, eight months or so?

Airon: That's not a long time at all! Not for us, anyway.

Ryyx: Although we have known each other quite a bit longer than that.

Airon: That's true...

*Ryyx and Airon look at each other*

Dr. Blobagus: *rushes into the room* You two are getting MARRIED?

Ryyx: What? Uh... Well... not yet... not right now...

Dr. Blobagus: Oh. Just wondering. I thought it might have been my marriage senses tingling, but it must have been my orphan senses instead. Those two get mixed up a lot.

FKOD: Orphan senses? I don't even... Orphan senses.

Dr. Blobagus: *nods* There will be an orphan here in the future. Or a marriage. So, if those two aren't getting married, we'll just get an orphan instead. Which is good, I need someone to deliver me newspapers. *leaves*

Nyan: What.

River: Uh.

Wheatley: Okay.

FKOD: Well. It's bedtime. I'm going to sleep. I'm going to town tomorrow, so yeah. Sleep. Yeah.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: River

Gender: F

Character type: Uramemetchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 44

Job: Flower Factory Worker

Status: Still single

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Nyan

Gender: M

Character type: Celebtchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 1

Job: Fights fires like five funky ferrets would

Status: Has a daughter

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Wheatley

Gender: M

Character type: Kuchipatchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 15

Friendship: 5/6

Status: Happily married

Nyan: Hmm... I think I'll name her Cat.

River: Cat?

Nyan: Yeah... it's short for Catherine.

Wheatley: Hey, it's also sort of like her name is a follow-up or something of yours. Nyan, Cat!

Nyan: Hehe, yeah. Isn't it cool?

Epere: No.

Nyan: H-hey, I wasn't asking you!

Ramada: Don't take it too personally. He's like that to everyone.

Wheatley: Even you?

Ramada: Especially me.

Epere: Only because you're an insufferable idealist.

Ramada: And you're a cynical prick.

Ryyx: Jeez, you two were getting along better a couple of days ago. What happened?

Epere: I disagreed with something she believes and she took it as a personal attack.

Ramada: You blatantly insulted me, you &$#.

FKOD: HEY, NO SWEARING ON THE LOG. Also, turn the drama levels down, Jeegus.

Wheatley: Yeah, I don't like to see people fighting like this!

Tammy (Wheatley's wife): Me neither!

Ramada: Well I'll stop fighting with him once he shuts up.

Epere: Fine.

Ramada: Hmph.

Dr. Blobagus: *floats in* I swear... my orphan senses are still tingling!

Wheatley: Wait, didn't you say at one point that you got your orphan and marriage senses get mixed up? 'Cause I got married today and so did Nyan.

Dr. Blobagus: My marriage-slash-orphan senses are more like a premonition sort of thing, really. And since it hasn't stopped, and Ryyx and Airon postponed their wedding until Hanukkah, I think there should be an orphan coming to us soon.

Airon: Uh... what was that part about Hanukkah? We never said that.

Dr. Blobagus: Of course you did. You just forgot because everyone else you know is getting married.

Ryyx: Er, actually it's just those two.

Dr. Blobagus: *looks at Epere and Ramada* What about them?

Epere and Ramada: WHAT.

Dr. Blobagus: They've even reached the point where they say the same thing at the same point in time, see? I'm an expert at knowing how couples work, you know.

Wheatley: Blobagus, you're not an expert at anything. Especially romantic speculation.

Dr. Blobagus: Well if that's the case, then how do I know that River is going to marry Buttons?

Buttons: Wait, what? We're not even the same species!

Dr. Blobagus: Well that doesn't stop Epere and Ramada, now does it?

Epere: Blobagus, I will end you.

Dr. Blobagus: I remember your last attempt at ending my life being an overwhelming success. Therefore, I shall make my leave. *floats away*

Ryyx: Thank the Goddess, he's gone.

Epere: It wasn't thanks to your fancy make-believe deity, it was thanks to his own stupidity.

Airon: Epere!

Ramada: Hey, you've got a problem with me, not them, so don't take it out on them!

Epere: Fine. I'll take it out on you then. *cracks knuckles*

Ramada: Bring it!

FKOD: Woah, guys. No fisticuffs in my room, 'kay? Just chill.

Nyan: Yeah, cut it out! I don't want Cat to see this!

Buttons: Then cover her eyes.

Nyan: But. There's still fighting sounds!

Buttons: Cover her ears.

Nyan: *looks at Cat* Er. She doesn't really have any. Wait, I don't have any ears, either. How the heck am I hearing things? My biology is confusing me!

Buttons: Okay, sorry. I didn't mean to confuse you about the nature of your physical body, I was just trying to help so you wouldn't be sad while I watch these two duke it out.

Nyan: :|

Buttons: Anyways, my bets are on Ramada. I've seen her fight before and I think she has a much more refined fighting style than Epere, who I am pretty sure uses a self-taught style.

Ramada: Well, Buttons, I won't let you down! *strikes at Epere*

*Insert intense combat scene here*

Efisngenana: *walks in* Oh. Wow. This is pretty intense. So, who's winning?

Buttons: They just started. It's hard to say. Looks like Epere is actually holding his own better than I expected.

Airon: Guys, stop! Seriously!

Efisngenana: Hey, if you're so desperate to get them to stop, why don't you shoot at their feet or something?

Airon: That would only make things worse! Also, Dez ate my guns.

Efisngenana: Oh.

Wheatley: Well, someone has to do something! This is terrible.

FKOD: I know! Hey-- hey, watch it, you two! You almost knocked that fan over! Grr... Okay, that's it. *grabs plastic sword* I'm goin' in.

River: No, FKOD, don't do it! You could die!

FKOD: Wait, I could die? Well, never mind then.

River: Er... I was joking about the whole dying thing.

FKOD: Oh, really? Okay! *hits Epere in the head*

Epere: Argh... *turns around* Gaia, stay out of this, you twerp!

Ramada: Hey, the fight's over here, Epere!

Efisngenana: A thief insisting on a fair fight? Hm, that's unusual.

Ryyx: What's that supposed to mean?

Efisngenana: She's not even using her claws. Kind of reminds me of the duels that yressian nobles have. In fact, her fighting style seems so... refined. Like she's been trained. She hates the rich so much and yet...

Airon: Are you implying she actually is a noble?

Efisngenana: Seems far-fetched, doesn't it? Considering how she acts like an undignified commoner. Heh.

FKOD: Your face is acting like an undignified commoner. Anyways, are you two quite done yet?

*Ramada and Epere's fight apparently became a staring contest or something, because they're just standing there, out of breath and beat up*

Ramada: Come on, Epere? You're done already?

Epere: Well, what are YOU waiting for?

Ramada: What are you waiting for?

Epere: That doesn't matter, what are you waiting for?

Ramada: Your move!

Epere: How about yours?

Ramada: What reason do you have to hesitate?

Epere: Shut up. You aren't giving up, are you?

Ramada: Me? Giving up? You're the one who started stalling!

Epere: This is pointless.

Ramada: ...You know what? Let's just call it even.

Epere: Fine.

Buttons: I think they've worn each other out.

Efisngenana: Oh come on. Who won? What's the point of a fight if no one wins?

FKOD: Dude, hasn't Sagat ever told you?

Efisngenana: Who?

FKOD: "The fight itself has value."

Buttons: And how! That was awesome!

Efisngenana: No it wasn't. No one lost! No one won! It was pointless! Nothing was resolved!

FKOD: Dude, did you not just hear me pass down a valuable nugget of wisdom that I learned from video games?

Efisngenana: Shut up! I don't care! I'm disappointed and I am suddenly craving ice cream! Hmph! *leaves*

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: River

Gender: F

Character type: Uramemetchi

Age: 6 years

Gen: 44

Job: Flower Factory Worker

Status: Hates power outages

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Cat

Gender: F

Character type: Tsubatchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 2

Job: Babies don't have jobs!

Status: Still asleep

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Wheatley

Gender: M

Character type: Kuchipatchi

Age: 7 years

Gen: 15

Friendship: 5/6

Status: Also hates power outages

FKOD: Man, this is like the first update I've missed since I started up again! You guys want to know why? Power outage. Well, actually, the internet was going rather sluggishly beforehand, so I might of missed this update anyways. But hey, we're doing it now, right guys?

...

FKOD: Okay, actually, I'm probably the only person awake at five in the morning. Besides the cats. I heard one of them eating.

...

FKOD: Well, hey, since I'm alone, I can rant about something I guess. Like the power outage. So, it was about 4:30 or so and Gabe was letting me play Minecraft on his computer since I don't have the full version yet on my laptop. And that's when the power went out. So, I had to save and shut down the computer and mosey on upstairs and then I played Pokemon White for a while. I got the eighth badge JUST IN TIME for the battery to get low. You know, if the floors in the house didn't creak so much when anyone walked across them, I would have plugged it in and started playing again... but the DS is a few feet away from my bed, and the only thing between me and it is the creakiest section of floor in the house. Doesn't help that my currently sleeping parents' bedroom is directly below mine. Anyways, I'll shut up about that now. Also, if you're still reading, then wow. Because this is a boring rant but you know what, it's five in the morning, so whatever. The point is, I'm bored so I'm just typing a bunch of random crap. It took me forever to go to sleep and I woke up a half hour ago and couldn't get back to sleep. So I'm awake. Wooooooooo.

...

FKOD: So I guess I haven't done much else during this awakey time besides update Firefox. You guys have probably been made aware of my crippling 200 gigabyte a day bandwidth limit. That may sound like a lot, but it's not for a four-person household. But there's a time between 2-7 AM where that limit doesn't apply. And guess who has two thumbs and is normally not awake during that time! That's right! It's me.

...

FKOD: I'm going to assume you guessed me, anyway. So, anyways, I'll just say that I'm not counting this as today's update and that I'll hopefully update later today when everyone is actually awake. So, see ya!

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: River

Gender: F

Character type: Uramemetchi

Age: 7 years

Gen: 44

Job: Bus Driver

Status: Now married, has a little girl

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Cat

Gender: F

Character type: Hitodetchi

Age: 0 years

Gen: 2

Job: Preschooler

Status: Awake and adequately spunky

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Wheatley

Gender: M

Character type: Kuchipatchi

Age: 8 years

Gen: 15

Friendship: 3/6

Status: Proud father of a baby girl

FKOD: Today's update, just as promised!

River: What?

FKOD: Oh, I woke up at 4:30 this morning so I just updated the log 'cause I could.

Wheatley: So... was anyone else awake?

FKOD: Nope. Not until 5:30 or so, when my parents woke up. I just sort of ranted for a while.

Cat: Can I rant on the log?

FKOD: If you can keep anyone else from interrupting you? Definitely.

River: Woah, hey, don't give the kid any ideas.

FKOD: But I like giving Cat crazy ideas!

Wheatley: You know what sort of crazy ideas we need? Baby names. What should me and River name our kids?

River: Yeah, I was thinking of giving my girl the name of a river...

FKOD: Wheatley, name yours Space Core. River, name yours Euphrates.

Wheatley: Space Core? What kind of name is that?

River: Five character limit, FKOD.

FKOD: WELL, I TRY.

Wheatley: No, not really.

FKOD: Okay, how about... Caroline and Lena.

River: I've never heard about a river called Lena.

FKOD: It's in Russia. Really, Google it!

River: *Googles* Oh. Okay, that sounds good to me!

Wheatley: Caroline is a nice name too-- wait is it a Portal 2 reference?

FKOD: Maybe.

Wheatley: I'll interpret that vague answer as yes. You know, I want to name my girl something that means something to me... Especially since I haven't played Portal 2.

Tammy: I know! How about Camilla?

Wheatley: Oh! I like that! Thank you for being more helpful than FKOD.

Cat: I thought Caroline was a pretty name. But Camilla is cute, too.

River: Lena and Camilla! It's settled!

FKOD: Yay names. So, how 'bout a fun fact! Did you know: the average child will eat about 15 pounds of cereal in a year.

Cat: I could eat 15 pounds of cereal... in like... half that time.

River: Well, it's probably just 15 pounds 'cause kids don't eat cereal all the time, just a bowl for breakfast sometimes.

Cat: So you don't doubt my cereal nomming capabilities?

River: No, but if you eat to much, you'll get fat!

Cat: I'll work it off. I'll get some weights, do some reps, maybe a few crunches.

FKOD: Actually, that's not very effective for a tamagotchi. We ended up finding that out the hard way. You just have to play games and stuff.

Cat: So if I get fat... I get to play lots of games!

FKOD: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: River

Gender: F

Character type: Uramemetchi

Age: 8 years

Gen: 44

Job: Bus Driver

Status: Is crafting a fine Father's Day card

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Cat

Gender: F

Character type: Urayoungmarotchi

Age: 1 year

Gen: 2

Job: The best smiley student ever

Status: Has decided that her diet shouldn't consist purely of cereal

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Wheatley

Gender: M

Character type: Kuchipatchi

Age: 9 years

Gen: 15

Friendship: 3/6

Status: Trying to be helpful

FKOD: So, lots of stuff coming up. Father's day, for one. How's the card coming, you two?

River: It's going great, I think dad will love it!

Cat: I can't draw.

Wheatley: Well, that's okay. It doesn't have to be a masterpiece.

Cat: No, I meant I kind of don't really have arms and it's kind of hard to draw by holding the pencil in my mouth.

Wheatley: Oh.

River: Well, once I'm done with mine, I'll help you out with yours!

Cat: Yay!

Ryyx: Hm. Father's day, huh?

FKOD: Oh, right, I guess you and your dad have issues or something, right?

Ryyx: Well, I think I'm going to have to try to fix that.

FKOD: Oh really?

Ryyx: Well, if Airon and I are going to get married, I'm going to have to get my parents to be okay with it... I mean we could have eloped or something but Airon wants his parents to be there and he thought that it'd be strange if only his parents were there and not mine, or something like that. I don't really get it, but hey, I want to make him happy.

River: Aw, how sweet!

FKOD: Are you the real Ryyx?

Ryyx: What do you mean by that?

FKOD: The Ryyx I know would have tried to dodge around that issue until someone made him confront his parents!

Ryyx: >:|

FKOD: So, while Ryyx is making one of his patented angry faces at me, let's get some announcement stuff out of the way. For starters, I'm going to Florida soon! On Thursday, I'll be off to my grandparent's house to stay the night, then the next day I'm off to Florida for a week! So, there may or may not be updates.

Wheatley: Man, I want to see Florida.

FKOD: Well, hey, Camilla gets to go, so there's that.

Wheatley: I know. But still.

FKOD: And now, for a daily fun fact! Did you know: last year, 95 million Father's Day cards were given in the United States?

Cat: But I was looking over your should when you found that and it also said that there were sixty-something million dads.

FKOD: Well, they may get cards from several of their kids, and also their wives.

Cat: Oh, okay. That makes more sense. Hey, River, are you done yet?

River: Yup! Okay, so what do you want me to draw?

Cat: Uh. I haven't thought of that.

River: You didn't think of anything while I was doing mine?

Cat: Nope.

River: :/

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Lena

Gender: F

Character type: Urayoungmarotchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 45

Job: Fisticuffs student

Status: Pooped out

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Cat

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 2

Job: Super fantastic balloon catcher

Status: Not tired, that's for sure

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Camilla

Gender: F

Character type: Chamametchi

Age: 2 years

Gen: 16

Friendship: 6/6

Status: Feeling pampered

Cat: *is hopping around* Florida! Florida! ...Hey, when can we see more of Florida? Come on FKOD, let's just run off or something.

FKOD: It's raining and I'm in my jammies.

Cat: Oh. Well. What can I do now?

Lena: Sleep.

Cat: I'm not tired, though. I got up late.

Camilla: Play some games! Go to work!

Cat: *dramatic sigh* I've been doing that all day!

Camilla: Well I'm sorry the usual entertainment isn't enough for you.

FKOD: I'm on deviantArt. We could look at pictures and stuff.

Cat: Pictures are boring. I want to see stuff in real life. Let's go to the beach! Like, soon. After this rain is over.

FKOD: We're going to a beach party tomorrow.

Cat: Oh. My. Gosh.

Lena: Don't you prefer it when FKOD isn't doing much? 'Cause when she's playin' video games we don't get as much attention.

Camilla: Yeah, today was great. We got to play lots of games and stuff.

Lena: Compared to yesterday, when she got wrapped up in that Pokemon game...

FKOD: Well. For your information, I finished the game. So. Yeah. And I remembered you guys around dinner time, so, uh, that's good, right?

Camilla: Not really.

Cat: You neglected us! Tsk tsk.

FKOD: :<

Lena: I forgive you.

FKOD: Yay. Also, hey, apparently it was TamaTalk's birthday a couple days ago. Too bad the power went out on that day. :< P.S. That is why I didn't update on Wednesday.

Cat: Shame on you-- oh wait, that technically wasn't your fault.

Lena: Thursday was, though, you had time to whip out the laptop before leaving for your grandparents' house.

FKOD: Well. Shut up.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status (Green with black swirls)

Name: Lena

Gender: F

Character type: Urazukyutchi

Age: 3 years

Gen: 45

Job: Weight Puller

Status: Yeah, whatever

V4.5 Status (Autumn leaves):

Name: Cat

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Age: 5 years

Gen: 2

Job: Super fantastic balloon catcher

Status: Finally calmed down

Tama-Go Status (White)

Name: Camilla

Gender: F

Character type: Chamametchi

Age: 4 years

Gen: 16

Friendship: 5/6

Status: Feeling betrayed

FKOD: So, didn't update yesterday. You see, I could have, but I was watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It's wonderful, just as the internet promised. *w*

Cat: Woah, it's almost eight? Jeegus, FKOD, why did you have to pause us?

FKOD: I was swimming and stuff. I just didn't think I'd have time.

Cat: *sigh* Look, what you should do, is you swim for a while, get your tush out of the water, check on us, and go back in. Easy peasy, right?

FKOD: Do you know how long it takes to dry off? That's a bit impractical.

Cat: You could take us outside so it's not an issue! I hate being paused! I get all confused!

FKOD: Would ponies make you feel better?

Camilla: They'd make me feel better.

Cat: Well. Okay. Just promise to make more time for us.

Lena: Isn't that the point of pausing? To stop us from aging for a while so FKOD can play with us later?

Cat: Yeah. I guess.