Funny Moments at School

[redtama]

HR:

Mike was acting stupid. Me:*Looks at Mike* Mike:WHHHHHHAAAATTTTTTT???????? stop it! xD

Sci:

We were doing Baking soda and vinegar w/ water for our Acid test. Leanne did it too(God, that came out wrong Dx)and when she did, the syringe head came off. Amanda:WOOPPA! XD

Jacob said that when he had alphabet soup, it told him to kill his mom w/ a knife. xD Jacob:And when I had alphabet soup again, it was in the form of a knife! xDDD

Gym:

We were doing tag.(Outside )

Mike:*To me*Charlie! Where you goin?! CHARLIE! WHERE YOU GOIN?! CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Class:1,2--- Mike:CHARLIE! Class:3!

Mike was yelling charlie while running from Emily and Sarzar.

Mike was pretending to balance on the white line while yelling charlie, then he ran while yelling Charlie.

Mikee was the tagger, and we were behind the white line, and all you could see was Mike being stupid! xD

1) He got ready

2)He prentedns to run in place

3)prentending to swim and run while yelling Charlie at the same time.

Mike tagged me.

We did Frisbee next.(Outside )

Me and Thora had the Good Pizza of doom(because it was rainbow colored slices! xD) and Amanda and Colby had the CURSED Pizza of Doom. So whenever Colby or Amanda threw it, it would go nearby other people.

Thora stepped on our old frisbee. xD She was all "Wheres the frisbee?"

Mr.nemo told Mike that Charlie was in the gym. Mr.N:Why don't you try yelling at Charlie? Mike:CHARLIE!!!! Class:Charlie! XD

Mike said he amost killed everybody. Mike: I almost killed Vinny& Skadi(Me xD).

On the way to the Annex:

Me:Ice kangawoo! Amanda:Nice to meet you! Me:No, Ice Kangawoo! manda:Ice Kangawoo! NICE TO MEET YOU! xD

Mrs.Hansen was crossing us. Thora:Thanks Mrs.Hansen! Mrs.Hansen:Your welcome. Me:ICE KANGAWOO! XD

 

[TigerLily013]

Well,yesterday at indoor recess,I was showing Taylor and Caitlin The Ultimate Naruto FanFlash and one of us would put on the headphones and listen while the other two'd watch. Well,the part here here where Jiraiya is singin g"Brick House",well,before he started signing,and it was just as Tsunade came on the screen,Caitlin says "Hey,that looks like you!" and I'm like "Excuse me?!" (you'd have to watch that part)
Today,,we named all the Teletubbies and called people wearing certain colors the name of the Teletubby who wore that color. John was Lala because he was wearing green,Nick was Dipsy because he was wearing yellow,Kristina was Tinky-Winky because she was wearing purple, and, my personal favorite, Brennan was Poe becuase he was wearing all red. lol

You got dipsy and lala mixed up. Lala is yellow and Dipsy is Green. For some reason in elementary school before I moved I watched that show in the morning because I thought that show was the biggest acid trip for sober people EVER. Seriously. That baby sun is gonna eat our brains man....brrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinssssssssssss XD!!

Seriously though I recall this one time in college, I took one of the I-wing rolly chairs from a table and putting around the 2nd floor of the I wing in this chair, pushing myself with my legs. I even had a few people walk on by applauding me lmao my friends were all like O_O;;; It was awesome.

 

[tomrules74185296]

Once a person in the desk in front of me farted so loudly it rattled the chairs. I actually got up and went to the back of the room because it smelled so bad. Everybody did the same and thought it was so hilairous.

The kid was embarrased though, but he could of went to the bathroom or controled himself in a polite manner.

 

[wildcat_gal_101]

My friend did the radio station call again. This time we were on her cellphone during recess, then she's like "IM GONNA EAT YOU!" xD

When Cameron found out I play baseball, we was like "YOU PLAY BASEBALL? I'M GONG TO ONE OF YOUR GAMES. I HAVE TO SEE THIS."

Jake went up to Sam, and was like "Samuel! Here's some leaves! They match your shirt! I love you, Samuel!" And acting all retarded. Sam went behind me and Kaitlyn asking us to protect her, and Kaitlyn just walks away like "WTF?" And now Sam's nickname is Samuel L. Jackson xD

 

[redtama]

Before School: I was squeeling (sp?) over a boy named Michael, he plays Trombone too.

Amanda took my Flute! So I was chasing her all over the annex, Me:INSTRUMENT NAPPER! Give me my flute! xD

Band:

We were perfoming for the.... 1st graders...

Griffin didn't know the kids were here so he played "Ode to Joy" on Saxophone. xD

We played Concert Bb and Bb Chord, and Bb Scale when they were coming in.

One of the kids' thought Leanne played Tuba! xD

When Mr.Hanna asked the kids what instruments are up stage, one of them said Tuba and they thought it was a French Horn or Baritone. xD

When Mr.Hanna said "French Horns up!" ^ The 4 french horns were using the Horns like throphys. xD And shaking them.

One of the kids said Trombone, and Ryan was all "TROMBONES GET UP!" xD (Ryan plays Trombone)

A kid said Saxophone(oh no...a Mike moment.. ).

Saxes except Mike:*Go up* Mike:*Sits* CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike called somebody Charlie....

A kid thought Flute was in the brass family! XDDDDD

^. A kid thought Saxophone was a brass! Mr.Hanna:Oh no... They look like a Brass, but their a Woodwind.

The Clarinets forgot they had reeds, so when Mr.Hanna said "If you have a reed, put your instrument up!" .

Flutes,Clarinets, and Saxophones had to play the Melody in Montego Bay. And it... sounded good for a half dysfuntional band.... xD

Ryan(Horn) was dancing in his seat while the percussion was playing MB.

Scott was a row in front of me. (Seats, not on the satge)

A kid thought the French Horn(or Horn.. ) was in the Woodwind family. xD

Leanne was embarrased to get up because she is the only Baritone.

Scott was looking at me.

Lunch:

Thora gave Sarzar Elmo's cherry applesause. Sarzar: *Protects Applesause* *Puts nose in Applesause* xD Then Thora gave him a Granola bar and he dipped it in the applesause. And ate it.

Scott was looking at me.

Thora said something about Vinny, and I was all WTF?!

Catch up Club:

Colby and Amanda were fighting over who gets to carry my Flute. xD Colby:Nooo! I wanna carry her flute! Amanda:Nooooooooo Colby! Me:YOU CAN BOTH CARRY IT. Amanda was first, then Colby.

Amanda said if I trade my Flute for a Trombone, it will give me nightmares. xD Me:What nightmare did you get? Amanda:I had a nightmare that I played the Trumpet. xDDDD

Annex:

I saw Scott, I was putting my Flute away.

Hallway:

Mike was saying something funny to Mitch. So I laughed(not really... ) Mike:STOP LAUGHING! THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND MITCH! NOT YOU AND ME. xD (I felt pretty bad. xO)

Vinny smiled at me. Thora:Awww! He smiled at you!~~ Awwa!~

SS:

Mike said he cousin had a Elmo toy and it said "Cheese is made from dough. "

Vinny kept looking at me.

I went in the hallway, took a drink, Vinny came out of the bathroom, and drank from the same water fountain.

Hallway:

Vinny's Trumpet case was near a door, so I moved it.

Wat to Math:

George(Scott's friend) was looking at me.

Firedrill:

Yes we had one. I saw Mr.Hanna I was all OMFG!

 

[wildcat_gal_101]

At Lunch, Marlie did an impersination of 'Love Song' which involved a plastic butter knife xD

I dared Sam to call the radio station and say "PATRICK STUMP IS SEXY!" And apparentaly she already did the same thing, but it was Jesse McCartney, Justin Timberlake, and The Backstreet Boys. xD

During science, Sam said "I give up on life." Whenever the teacher said a big word.

Me, Marlie, Sam, and Kaitlyn had a Powerade bottle war. I got owned in the face by the Powerade bottle. xD

During Gym, we were playing Manhunt. Warren climbed up the tree and I was it, so I tried to climb up it too. Let's just say, I'm not the tree climbing type. xD

 

[Pink Craze]

I just remembered a while ago...Lauren had these paper dolls for Spanish. And Selena and I were looking at them. She points to this one in black and goes "It's the lead singer of Fall Out Boy." And I'm like "OMIGOD! IT IS PATRICK STUMP!" And this other one was Snape from Harry Potter. Another one was Dumbledore. And to the last one, I'm like "It's pregnant Pocahontas."

Today, Sam and I discussed whoose hair looked like Pete Wentz hair. In the yearbook pictures. And then I was like "Pete Wentz is in our yearbook." and I flip to the page and name the rest of FOB. And Sam is all like "You love them." and a whole bunch of things that aren't meant for normal people to hear.

Kenneth couldn't fit his name in my yearbook so my yearbook has been signed by Kenne....

 

[wildcat_gal_101]

^ The second one made me laugh. My friends say the grossest things about Pete Wentz. Involving the Sidekick pictures o__o

 

[redtama]

Beginning of school:

The teachers were having breakfast. Thora:OMG! Skadi! Mr.Hanna is eating a donut! Me:Mr.Hanna! The leopradon has spoken! *Waves at him* Mr.Hanna: ;;;;; *Waves*

I had this highlighter thing in the shape of a flower, so Amanda tried to steal it...

Amada had this book of Pooh bear the really old ones. >w< So she was telling me that tigeer looked like a Ice Kangawoo.

LA:I wrote a poem about Ice Kangawoos... O_O

"Ice Kangawoo oh ice kangawoo. They are made of ice and live in Austrialia. They never melt.Wouldn't it be nice to be made of Ice?" xD

Office:

I wanted to talk to Mr.Hanna about changing my instrument and trying the trombone. Me:Can I go to the trombone lesson? Mr.Hanna:Why Trombone?(Scott is in Trombone ^///^) Me: I don't know..... Mr.Hanna:Um how about we try it some other time? Me:Okay. Mr.Hanna:Is there any other instrument you want to try? Me:Yeah, I'll try a few brasses, but no Trumpet. xD

HR:

Mike went to his desk and said "I'm a hunchback. " to me.

Spanish help: I saw Mr.Hanna, and started to talk about the TRombone. Mr.Hanna:But I really don't want you to remind me 100 times a day! Me:Oh. I just don't want you to be stressed. Mr.Hanna; xD

SS:

We were watching a video of China.

In the movie, they had this f*****g scary song about these lil' kids!

This toddler was playing ball, and when he bent over you could see his butt(No really,bare naked butt.) because he was wearing these weird pants that had no back near the butt... O_O Vinny:EW! HIS BUTT IS ALL SANDY! Dx Then the toddler's dad picked him up... DX

Then they showed another toddler, with the same pants, this time everybody was laughing! XD

Then it showed this old people doing Tai Chi. xD

It showed a kid falling during a Tai Chi move.

During the movie, I drew a picture of Scott! XD

He was wearing:Glasses(he has glasses if you didn't know xD),Red Converse,Blue vert. stripe polo, sand burmudas. xD

I drew the body first(I didn't know when I was gonna draw him Dx), Then I used highlighter yellow for his hair,Highlighter blue for his eyes and shirt,Yellow for his pants and pink for his converse. I wanted to draw him holding his Trombone, saying "Hi! =) I play the trombone!!!! " XD But that would be a challenge. I kept messing up on his glasses,eyes,shoes,arms,shirt and everything. But I was laughing when I drew it. xD

(This is his outfit: Shirt? (in white)

Pants?

Shoes xD

glasses xD(His glasses are brown. )

Hallway:

Briana told me that Scott wanted Briana to peer-edit his conclusion for the Acid test/lab. Then to make Briana happy I showed her the pic ^. So we were laughing, then I said I would hang it in my locker! XD

Math: I was showing Briana the pic. xD

 

[xXLadyOfSorrowsXx]

I was giving my friends piggyback rides today. Taylor was the lightest,then Kristin...every step was agony. Then Kristin tried to give me - me,a 124 lb. person - a pigyback ride. xD

 

[Fire.Fly]

Our humanities class were looking up the meanings of our names on Urban dictionary. There's like, the whole class surrounding one computer laughing our heads off. Even the teacher was laughing.

And our humanities teacher can't tell us off with a straight face. She tried to yell at us but started giggling. =D

One of the boys was hyper in our humanities class and he stood up randomly and turned the fans on. Then he stood by the switch and moved his arms in time with the fans spinning and made brroom noises. Our class was cracking up. When the teacher told him to sit down he started to pretend his chair was a guitar. And I was sitting next to him. =DDD

I'll put this one in script.

Teacher: *Teaching our humanities class.*

J: *Talking while teacher was talking*

T: J!! STOP TALKING WHILE I'M TRYING TO TEACH!

J: But..!

T: It's very rude.

J: But..!

T: If only you had some respect for me..

J: I respect you! I respect you, Miss! I really do respect you! I really really respect you!

T (And Class): *Cracking up with laughter*

It was so funny because he was so sincere. It was so hilarious.

In humanities we were playing silent ball and the rule was you can't throw the ball to the person next to you so I'm standing inbetween two boys who are pegging it to each other and trying to hit each other in the balls. I'm just like "..Don't hit me!" Our class and teacher was cracking up.

 

[MusicForever]

Me and my friend nerve-pinched some boys.

Me and my friend were playing one-hand Mercy. And she did a twirly-loop. It looked like we were dancing.

My friend's phone went off in class.

My friend is really weak and beat this tough guy in mercy.

 

[redtama]

I forgot one:

Taylor sneaked in 5 $ and she bought herself a Brisk. (Band Concert) So I was thristy, then she said I could have a sip; out of the bottle she had. I did it anyway! XD

(Thursday) 5/29/08: We were done w/ our concert for the first graders, and Ryan and Brian said "Thank you.Thank you very much." In a Elvis voice! They sounded just like him O_O!

 

[wildcat_gal_101]

Jacob and Nav were spazzing at me, so I hit Jacob in the head with my Science duotang. Hard.

Skyler was at school today, he was in the hospital all last week. Nav was like "SKYLERRRRR! CAN I HAVE A HUG?" xD

We had a Health test today, and someone yelled out "WHAT'S A ____insert gross name here xD__?" It was hilarious. xD

I was singing along to XO in class, and everyone was staring at me. They didn't say anything, they just stared. xD

 

[redtama]

HR:

Mike as acting stupid.

Hallway:

Amanda was scared of me again, this time she ran nearby the office, spun and pretend to cry. xD

Chorus:

Pete was skipping and he was a sign holder, we were watching the movie again.

Jacob was assigned to be a toy wagon tranporter. So everybody was clapping XD . ^

LA:

I did a acrostic poem:

Fancy

rotor

Bell

Horn

cheerful

hand

Hunting horn

o

r

n

I forgot what the other words for French Horn was.

Soprano

baritone

excellent

Tenor

p

h

Key of C

n

Mezzo-soprano

I showed Amanda my Scott pic.

Lunch:

We gave Sarzar TONS of food. Like Blueberry Pomgenate Applesause, Canberry Muffin... And 4 spoons. So Sarzar broke the 3 spoons, and he was chewing on one O_O. We now call Sarzar the Spoon Killer. He didn't eat any food.

Recess:

Amanda was mocking Thora's running. xD

We saw.... MICHAEL,MARCUS,SCOTT,GEORGE AND... ALEX! So Scott was chasing George nearby us.. O_O

Michael, a short cutie, was standing in a random spot! So far away from Marcus. xD

Thora was mocking George. Then he came running over near us O_O.

I kept trying to say Hi to Michael, except he didn';t hear me.

Michael was running, and his eyes... He looked like he had eyeliner on. xDD

Whenever I saw Scott,George or Michael I was all AWWW!~ xD

Gym:

We were doing volleyball... And Scott was my opponent. So it was Scott's turn to serve... well lets just say it didn't work out so good. xD

Poor Scott, he tried to serve his first time, and it hit the wall behind him, Sammy was laughing at him > : (. I failed too. xD

Hallway:

Scott kept looking at me. I was all "OMG HAWT!".

 

[spypeeps3]

Okay, so as usual, school was pretty crazy...i'll give you the main deets

 

*My friend moved away, so that was pretty sad that's not really a funny moment

 

*Okay, so here's where the funny comes in. In science, we're building these mousetrap vehicles. A bunch of idiots were messing around with them and getting their fingers snapped. (It's called common sense!!) Well anyway, my teacher goes "It's painful, huh? Try it out once, and you never want to do it again." As if on cue, you hear a loud SNAP! and a whiny little "owwww!" as a mousetrap goes flying across the science lab.

 

Well that's it for now I'll try to keep you updated.

 

[wildcat_gal_101]

Me and Sam went to Pizza & Pasta for lunch, and Cameron dropped all of his fries on the floor xD He also gave me a new nickname. PETEY. xD

Sam tryed to call the radio station on her phone, even though she had no minutes. It ended up with her yelling at her cellphone. xD

I was beating up Marlie with a Cheetos bag, and I stepped on the bag and tripped. xD

 

[redtama]

Homeroom:

Jake was selling a airhockey table. So many hands went up!

Scott's SS:

Scott sits in my seat(in HR) for SS. xD

Hallway:

As stupid as I am, I asked Scott.... If we had practice today... xD Me:Scott? Scott:Yes? Meo we have band pratice? Scott:Oh no, its for something else. :3 He brought his TRombone, he has lessons Friday, ;3

Amanda.... named my Flute... Squidy O_O.

Now his name is.... Christian Scott Squidy Flutey! xD She's his aunt. xD

Music:

I was talking to Mr.Hanna about my emails. Mr.Hanna: I got them. Me:Thats good, did you get the one about the Trombone? Mr.Hanna:Yes. Were penpals huh? Me:xD

Mr.Hanna:Yep, I got it. We can try next week. But the problem I have is w/ people switching is that they first(a new) learn a instrument, then they get depressed and quit. Me:I don;t think i'll be that way. :3 He was laughing.

Lunch:

Scott, for some reason got his chair taken away, so he had to sit on the floor! xDDD Me: (Whisper)Thora! Look at Scott! xD

I tried to give Sarzar a spoon, but its name was Bill. xD He said "I will only eat spoons that are named PHIL!" Me: The spoons name is Phil! Gosh!

Nick and Sarzar were fighting over a bag of Sun chips... O_O Nick stole Sarzar;s Chips ahoy. xD

Sarzar drank my water! The water I drank out of first. e_e

Sarzar threw out Phil. T_T

Catch up Club:

I was w/ Briana and Mrs.Gram.

Mrs.G said Briana's spelling word was CAT O_O.

(This was.. Thursday?) Mrs.G asked Scott if she looked chinese! XD Scott:No... You don't look Chinese. I'm sorry. ~(He's so cute x3)Mrs.G:Aww! > : P

LA:

Thora found this creepy pic of Michael in the play O_O. He looked like a T-rex O_O his hands and eyes of course.

2:45:

Amanda walked near me and kissed Squidy and waved to him.

 

[Pink Craze]

Yesterday, in art, I made Joe listen to Newport Living. And after 'Everyone's a let down it just depends on how far down they can go' yeah, on the line after that, he looks at me, Nicole, Sofie, and Sara and goes "WHO IS IT!?" You have to know the song to get it...

We played MASHBIT yesterday and I'm marrying Brendon Urie, having three kids, and we own an igloo in Malibu. Uh...

But when I played MASHBIT today, I figured out I'm also marrying Pete Wentz, having two kids, honeymooning in a garbage truck, driving a horse, and living in an igloo in New York...

Yesterday, Paul had the guts to ask our teacher if he ever said any 'That's What She Said' jokes. That....went well.

 

[wildcat_gal_101]

I may sound stupid for saying this, bit what are 'That's What She Said' jokes? xD