Corupt a Wish

[It`s Teri]

You end up going 9000 years into the future! With an e!

I wish for marshmallows! (lolwut)

 

[Fer Sure]

Granted, but Light runs in and sets you on fire, and toasts your marshmallows over it.

I wish for a jetpack

 

[SugaryGoesRAWR]

Granted but Titi comes in and destroys it

I wish for no homework ; - ;

 

[Cave Johnson]

School is now 12 hours long.

I WANT A PONY.

 

[Tamacake]

Granted, but it has rabies.

I wish i had a p2!

 

[Fer Sure]

Granted, but your mum threw it into the ocean.

I wish for my soul back.

 

[Tamacake]

Granted, but i steal it again.

I wish it was my birthday already!

 

[Fer Sure]

Granted, but you get no presents.

I wish for cake

 

[jasen221]

Granted but you didn't forward that text to 10 people so you die.

I wish that it would be 10:00 PM already (Central time).

 

[Tamacake]

Too bad you faint and wake up at 10:01 am centel time

I wish it was my birthday even if i get no presents!

 

[Sakuranboy]

Granted, but you get no cake either :3

I wish I was a God.

 

[jasen221]

Granted, but then I steal Kiba. |D

I wish Germany was real.

 

[Tamacake]

Granted, but so is bowser(yes im aware that has nothing to do with hetelia)

I wish it was my bithday even if i get no presents or cake

 

[Sakuranboy]

Granted, but you get no cards either.

I wish Kiba was all mine again :1

 

[Violetchi luv]

granted but he runs off with some other person

i wish somebody would pester me!

 

[Tamacake]

Ok, I will...PESTERPESTERPESTERPESTERPESTERPESTERPESTERPESTERPESTERPESTERPESTERPESTERPESTERPESTERPESTERPESTER

Ok, I dont wish for it to be my birthday anymore...I wish it was the day BEFORE!

 

[Sakuranboy]

Granted, but it's the day before at 11:59, and then it turns your birthday one minute later. And you STILL get no presents, cake, or letters. Muahahahhaha!

I wish Kiba and I to be happily together forever in a mutually monogamistic romantic relationship. BAM!

 

[Tamacake]

Granted, but you change into a seal and he is deadly afraid of seals so he jumps off an iceberg and gets hit by the titanic

I wish i was a mirror that was indestructeble

 

[Sakuranboy]

(BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH seal xD )

Granted, but you are forced to endure the sight of many ugly people coming look at themselves in you for the rest of eternity.

I wish I made a contract with Kyuubey to become a magical boy.

 

[it's nastasia]

um, granted but your powers are evil and you destroy the world, 'k?

i wish my crush was back, 'k?