Yooouuuu aarrrreee a TAMAGOTCHI...

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

Uwasatchi pulls Kunoitchi's tail off, and then plays "Pin the tail on the Kunoitchi". But she pins dynamite on Kunoitchi instead!

"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BEFORE IT BLOWS KUNOITCHI ORGANS EVERYWHERE!" she screeches.

 

[tamatown123]

Memetchi runs away as fast as she can "Aaaaaaah!" she screams

 

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

Uwasatchi quickly pulls a jumbo jet out of her pocket, sticks a screwdriver in Memetchi's ear, and flies to safety.

 

[Neon Pegasus]

Kunoitchi eats the dynamite, causing it to not explode. Then she takes her tail and slaps usawatchi with it.

 

[tamatown123]

Memetchi uses the screwdriver to build a rocket and flies to the Moon.

 

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

Uwasatchi does the chicken dance and lays some eggs. The eggs hatch into Smurfs, and she stomps on them.

 

[TamaPax]

Mukimukitchi eats a car

 

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

Uwasatchi flushes a bra down the toilet.

 

[TamaPax]

Mukimukitchi wears the bra.

 

[Orandatchi]

Guess what?

I'M COMIN' THROUGH YOUR WINDOWS. Get ready for me to **** you. "

 

[TamaPax]

Mukimukithci does the mukimacarena

 

[Orandatchi]

"What's a Mukimukithci? Is it a type of brownie? Can I have one?"

 

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

Uwasatchi screams and runs around in circles. "AAAAUGH, close all the windows you can!"

 

[TamaPax]

Mukimukitchi glued the windows open

 

[Guard]

Shimashimatchi closes his windows. But he had to use peanut butter.

 

[Neon Pegasus]

Kunoitchi slaps everyone

 

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

Uwasatchi decides to build a sculpture out of peanut butter, so she buys all the peanut butter she can. "EVERYBODY GIMME PEANUT BUTTER!"

 

[tamatown123]

"Aliens are coming!" Memetchi screamed "STAY IN THE HOUSE!"

 

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

Uwasatchi gets abducted by the aliens and taken to another planet.

 

[tamatown123]

"Ugh, I told you to stay in the house!" Memetchi mumbled to herself. She built a rocket and went into space to save her friend.