kuchipatchi.is.blue's log of random tamaness

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to all readers for 9510 views!!

Thanks to Khipmunk for liking my last post!

Mia and Larry both got married. Mia had a girl, Neela, who is currently an Ichigotchi.

Larry's son, Martin, is currently a Daiyatchi.

Spiderman is the same.

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I AM A STRAWBERRY LOOK AT MEEEEE

You look delicious. Can I eat you?

NOOOOOOOOOO

But...you said to look at you. And I did. And then I thought you looked like a delicious strawberry with legs and a face, and then I felt like eating you. Is that a problem?

Yes. Yes, it is.

I was just doing what you said.

Ugghhhhh, you're so infuriating.

What's infuriating?

Infuriating means super annoying.

Oh...hey!

*bored voice* Just leave it. Neela's just like her mom.

Why, thank you, Uncle Spiderman! (which is a pretty ridiculous name if you ask me)

*magical fire crackles from hands* Would you like to repeat what you just said, Neela?

*small voice* Um...no thanks.

Good idea. His fire will make you allergic to everything for 5 days.

Even myself? And air?

Even yourself. And especially air.

Oh.

...

Well, then I'm a sparkly Daiyatchi! *sparkles*

*poke*

AGH!!! THERE'S A FINGERPRINT ON MY SPARKLY SURFACE GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GETTITOFF!!!!

Gettitoff? What kind of word is that?

We have to go now. Bleh.

This is a bad ending.

GETTITOFF!!!

Thanks for reading-

GET THAT FINGERPRINT OFF!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Wow! Page 24! Thanks for sticking with us all this way! We're coming up to page 25!

Thank you to Khipmunk for liking my last post! I really appreciate it!

Everybody is still the same, although an evolution is due for Martin later today.

Spiderman got a new job just now, as a hairdresser.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA! ALONG WITH MAGICAL POWERS AND GREAT FASHION SENSE, I AM NOW IN CHARGE OF MAKING PEOPLE'S HAIR LOOK FABULOUS!

*snort* Great fashion sense? I beg to differ.

*evil eye* You can't even use the lab coat in your toy box.

Well, I have a closet full of clothes that I can wear when I'm an adult.

Key word: adult. That's because you have zero fashion sense.

I do have–no, I don't have fashion sense. But it's because I simply don't care.

Good for you. High five.

*Blue and Martin high five*

Besides, you haven't even started your job yet. You just got hired.

And while you said that, I just did Blue's hair.

Did you cut my hair??!

No.

Oh. Good.

I WANT TO EVOLVE

*makes mark on tally sheet*

How many times was that?

28 and a half.

Where did the half come from?

He screamed "I WANT" and then I stuffed a cupcake in his mouth.

The cupcake tasted awful, by the way.

I made that cupcake! Rude! If you grow any hair, I'll shave it off in the middle of the night!

Gasp! Not the single hair on my shiny head! *points*

Aw, that's so cute. One little hair. *plucks it out* Oops.

OH NOOOOOO BLUE WHAT YOU DONEEEEE *takes hair and tries to shove it back into head*

It's no use. You just have to wait and grow another hair.

;u; But...but...

It's how hair works.

How do YOU know? You don't have any.

<_< Shut up.

Thank you for reading! Come back next time to see if Martin grew any hair! uwu

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you for 9619 views! uwu

Sorry I haven't updated in a while...

Neela is currently Violetchi.

Martin became Prince Tamahiko (I think that's how you spell it) and just got married. He had a daughter, Nadia.

Spiderman is still the same, because I don't want him to leave just yet.

Hi hi hi hi hi! So I'm a Marutchi right now and I really hate it because I'm just a blob and I can't pick things up or kick things because I have no arms or legs and when I walk I have to bounce around on my butt and it hurts and I really want chocolate chip pancakes right nownownownownownow!!! *takes breath*

You said that all in one breath?

Well, duh, of course!

That's not weird at all...nope.

BLUE I'M HUNGRY FEED ME

Okay. *stuffs umeboshi rice in Nadia's mouth*

MMMMPH MMMM! *swallows* I wanted chocolate chip pancakes, not RICE! Can't you do anything RIGHT??!!!

Okay, 1) I don't have chocolate chip pancakes, and neither do you, and 2) even if you were old enough to go to the restaurant, which you aren't, you would not find chocolate chip pancakes. Instead, you would find a delicious strawberry bagel. ^_^

Ewww!!! I HATE strawberries! Yuck yuck yuck yuck!!

Le gasp! You hate strawberries?

*gasp* No! Impossible!

Yep, that's right, I hate hate hate strawberries! They're so disgusting and red and too sweet and-

*stuffs strawberry in Nadia's mouth*

Mmmmm mmrph! *swallows* Hey, strawberries are good! I like strawberries! Oh! My colour is red, the colour of strawberries! Yayayayayayayayayayayayay!!!!

(Blue is it her nap time yet)

(Unfortunately, no)

Hey, Nadia, how about you and me go out to Tama Depa and get a pack of seeds to plant? You can pick it out, and we'll let Spiderman and Neela take care of the log.

Oh, okay! I hope they have strawberry seeds~!

(Oh no they don't)

What was that?

Nuh-thing.

*Blue and Nadia leave*

*slurps bubble tea*

Do you have to be so LOUD?

Yes. *slurps loudly*

*vein pulses in temple*

AAAAAAAGH *grabs bubble tea and throws it against wall*

*bubble tea explodes*

Now look at what you've done, you idiot! Blue's going to come back soon, and what can we say about my bubble tea exploding all over her wall?

.....

She did it. *points at baby*

*mother of all facepalms* You're blaming your own kid? You're shallower than I thought.

I swear, if you come to me for a prom updo, I'm cutting off all your hair and-

I don't even HAVE hair, stupid. I'm a Violetchi.

Hi guys! We're home! Wha...*sees bubble tea*

...

BUBBLE TEA!! *starts licking it off wall*

...

Um.

Thanks for reading! See you soon, we promise! ^.^ Blue, stop licking the wall and help me plant my new seeds!

;^; But...it's mango ice cream flavoured...

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to whoever rated! uwu

Lots of changes!

The biggest one is that unfortunately, on Friday, Spiderman died. :c I hit A+C yesterday and bam, we had a boy! His name is Awyeah, named by CheesyNoodleTama and her Tamagotchis! (Thank you!!) He'll be known as Ay, and his colour is orange!!

Neela got married today, and had a girl. Her name is Olivia. She is a Nokotchi and will evolve into Sakuramotchi.

Nadia evolved into Memetchi! Yes! I now have all the male adults, 3 out of the 4 connection adults, and all the adults from Morutchi and Mikazukitchi.

Colour code, just as a refresher:

Awyea the Crackertchi!

Olivia the Nokotchi

Nadia the Memetchi

Blue the human! (as always T.T)

Okay, so...we have photos! *le gasp* I had some time and I promised somebody we'd have them, so here they are! (they're all of Nadia)

...

Blue, why is the uploading taking so LONG?

Because...um...because it's to teach you patience! Yeah!

*huffy sigh* Well, I hate patience. I want the photos NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWW!!!

Well, you're in luck. Photos are ready. (some are a bit blurry sorry >u&lt

Ooh, the polka dot dress and headband!

This is boring.

Shut up.

And here's the Chinese dress with the Royal Bag!

*yawns*

Here's the...I don't know what. It's too blurry, BLUE.

I'm sorry. (not)

*snickers*

Cherry blossom headband and sunflower dress, also super blurry, courtesy of BLUE.

Again, I'm sorry. (totally not sorry)

*giggles*

What's so funny?

*whistles* Nothing.

Oh, good, a clear picture!

Nice bow.

Why, thank you!

(I was kind of being sarcastic but okay)

Last photo, cherry blossom headband and dress!

Oh, good. We're finally done and we have to go.

Thank you for reading and putting up with Nadia's boring commentary! See you soon!

My commentary was not BORING...

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to Khipmunk for liking my last post!

I'm getting good at this updating business.

Awyea is still the same. He has yet to get into school.

Olivia is an Ichigotchi! I'm aiming for the odd gen perfect care character, whoever that is.

Neela is also the same.

Ahahahaha, you still haven't gotten into school yet, Ay!

Yeah, but I will eventually. You, on the other hand, do not have the option of going to school and you will not ever have the option of going to school.

;___; Shut...shut up.

Don't be mean, guys.

Gasp! Is Neela trying to be mature? Am I really seeing this?

<_< Shut up, Blue.

It's a dream come true!

Stop making a big deal out of this. Gotchi. I was trying to keep the peace.

Yeah, Blue. Stop making a big deal out of it. Nyah nyah. *blows raspberry*

Be quiet or I'll neglect you enough to accidentally make you die.

....

Oh snap, Blue just went there.

I'd threaten to neglect you but whenever I neglect a connection they die in 5 seconds.

What now, Olivia? *snap snap snap snap*

*whiny* Neeeela, they're ganging up on me. Make it stop!

Yeaaahhhh nooooo, mmm, no.

Okay guys we have photos of everybody this time! Isn't this great?

No, it isn't.

It's my new living room! It has the heads of all the adults on the regular iD L.

It's me!

Not as a strawberry.

And it's me! Happy new year!

.....

It is April, Ay.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to all readers for 9725 views!

Thanks to CheesyNoodleTama for liking two of my posts!

Awyea never got into school. He has been interviewed for a job twice now and still hasn't got one. It's partly my fault, because I'm pretty busy right now and haven't found time to play some games with him.

Olivia became the perfect care character: Memetchi! She and Neela are Memetchi twins, whether Neela likes it or not.

Speaking of Neela, she is still around because I want to keep the Memetchi twins thing going on as long as possible.

Short talk post today:

I AM A FAILURE IN LIFE WAAAAAAH

*sigh* No, you're not.

I never got into school and I still can't get a job. I can't even get a job at McDonald's!

There IS no McDonald's job on the V4.5.

Oh, what do you know? You're a fancy colour Japanese Tamagotchi.

I'm also not stupid.

*snort*

<_< Excuse you, Blue!

Hee hee, that rhymed.

*evil eye* Shut up. Anyway, help me: how will I get a job?

I'll play more games with you tonight, okay, problem solved, time to go!

No, that was NOT "problem solved", I still need to talk about this and wait don't clic-

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to Khipmunk for liking my last post!

It's going to be a short post again today...I blame all my homework. -.-"

Neela got married and had a girl! I named her Penny, after Penny in The Big Bang Theory.

Awyea finally got a job as a news reporter!

Olivia is going to be married soon.

BLUE UNPAUSE US

.....

NO.

Why not??? I'm sick of being a baby. Hey, my colour is the same colour as me, since I'm a Marutchi.

I don't care because it doesn't affect my growth. Although it kind of sucks because now I can't move and my head really, really itches.

I'd scratch it for you, but I can't.

That doesn't help, but thanks for the offer.

HelLO???!!! Can you stop talking about dumb things like head itches and start trying to figure out a way to unpause ourselves?

There IS no way to unpause ourselves. Blue has to do it.

UUUUghgghghghghgh!!!! You're supposed to be older and helpful and wise and blah blah blah, but you're not helpful at all!

Um, hello? She IS being wise. She's like, the oldest out of all of us.

Dude, you're older.

Yeah, but you're more mature.

Oh. Um. Thanks, I guess.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to all readers for 9830 views!!

Lots of changes!

Penny is still a baby. ^^; I've had a ton of work from school for the weekend, so that's why I haven't had any time to finish up the baby stage.

Awyea has been paused.

Olivia got married and had a girl, Paprika. She is a Memeputchi.

I DEMAND THAT YOU UNPAUSE ME NOWNWONWONWOWNOWNONOWNOIF ZOSIFJSLFJLSKF UOISJ

...

...

No.

Haha, I'm younger and I'm a toddler already! Nya nya!

fsdhfksdjflksdjf

*sips tea and contemplates life*

*snorts* Since when did you drink tea, Awyea? And contemplate life? And...are those scones??! Gasp! YOU'RE DRINKING TEA WITH YOUR PINKIE OUT! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!

Gasp! An emergency! I don't know what to do! slfdjlsfdjlfksj You go do whatever you do in an emergency! You're older! *pushes Penny forward*

No way, you do it. You're bigger and cooler since you're a toddler and I'm only a baby, right?

Stop fighting! Gosh!

You don't have to call an emergency just because I'm being proper for once. I need a break from being weird sometimes. Break time is over

HI GUYS DO YOU LIKE STRAWBERRY PINKBERRY BECAUSE I SURE DO YUM STRAWBERRY PINKBERRY IS THE BEST LFSJDLSKFJ

...okay, never mind.

You're weird.

Thanks. ^_^

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to CheesyNoodleTama and Khipmunk for liking posts!

Really quick conversation free update, because I have tons of homework. :[

Penny is now a UFOtchi!

Awyea is still paused and not a fail at his job.

Paprika is a Chamametchi.

Thanks for reading this really quick update, I'll post with a conversation sometime soon, I promise!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Hey guys!

Everybody is still the same, because they've been paused. Teachers are really piling the work on!

Okay, Blue, I get pausing us for the day, since you have stuff to do. But pausing us for almost a week??!! RUDE!!

I second that.

I third that.

Sorry. You can take it up with my teachers if you want.

You weren't as busy last year, Blue! D: You could totally handle running three Tamagotchis!

Oh. I guess so. (But I was still really tired...look, here's the post I did on this day last year! X)

Actually, I'm thinking of starting up my Tama Go in the summer or something. Or maybe get some more Gotchi figures, that'd be cool. I dunno.

Gasp! Does that mean you'd take MY batteries out??

Dude, I'm talking about, like, June. Chill.

You wouldn't take a colour Tamagotchi's batteries out, would you? *bats eyelashes*

Okay, first of all, you have no eyelashes to speak of, and second, why are you all so obsessed? All of you will definitely be married by the time it's June.

(I wouldn't bet on it if I were you)

What was that?

Nothing. Totally nothing.

Are you sure? It sounded like something.

WAFFLES

Huh?

Well, this is the "log of random tamaness". It should be random. RASPBERRIES

NOW WE HAVE TO GO BYE AND THANKS FOR READING OK

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to all readers for 9929 views!! We're almost at 10000!

I can't believe it! So close to 10 000 views! O:

Paprika is now a Maidtchi! So cute!

Awyea and Penny are still the same. Awyea should be getting married soon.

We were FINALLY unpaused for like 3 hours yesterday. *huffy sigh*

Well, I paused you so that I could make you into Princess Tamako. I still haven't gotten enough connections with you and Paprika yet.

But still! Being paused! Oh, the horrors! *dramatic pose*

Drama queen. It's not that bad.

Yes, it is! One second I'm moving happily, and the next, I can't move at all! It's awful!

No, it's not. Grow up.

I'm just a teenager! You two are "mature adults", which is totally not true! Don't you remember the fight you two had with whipped cream cans?

Of course. It was just yesterday, and too awesome.

And delicious.

<_< And you two say I'm the immature one.

You are.

Shut up! Gotchi.

None of you are mature. Deal with it.

Okay.

Cool.

EXCUSE ME? I HAPPEN TO BE WAAAAY MORE MATURE THAN THOSE TWO AND YOU COMBINED! IN FACT-

Aaaand now we know who the immature one is.

You're mean, Blue. I don't wanna be your Tamagotchi anymore. I'm going to break out of my shell and run away!

Good luck with that.

nNNNNGGH *tries to break out of shell*

*fails so hard*

It's no use. Does anyone have a hammer?

*sips tea* Nope.

No.

If I did, it'd be too big for you.

Aw. ;^;

It's okay. *pat pat* You'll never leave that shell anyway.

Ow. You pat hard.

Oh. Um.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Hello dear readers!

As an apology for frequent log breaks, bad conversations, and pausing my Tamagotchis, I have...photos!

Blah blah boring boring. Nobody cares.

:^;....

*whacks Penny* Don't be mean!

Thanks, Awyea.

As a prize, Awyea gets to have his photo shown first and he gets to have it over with! *claps hands*

Can I have my photo second? I want to get it over with.

No way. Yours will be last.

Look at me! I'm adorable! ^.^

Here I am as a nurse and a baker! The nurse photo was blurry. Smooth, Blue.

It's hard using manual focus when you're moving around so much, okay? Autofocus sucks when it comes to Tamagotchi photos, so I have to use manual.

Ooh, who are you marrying?

Not you, that's for sure. *snap snap snap snap*

OOOH, BURRNNNN!

*snop*

*unsnop*

*apologizes for horrible SBaHJ references*

Look, I won a gold medal!

And here I am, back to plain old me.

My awesome striped shirt that Blue bought me.

And it was half price! ^.^

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

sdkvdskfclskfjclkdsjcfljsd lf this page keeps going back one page and I have had enough I'm not even going to type all that's happening is the photos

goodbye friends i am gone

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama and Khipmunk for liking previous posts!

Thank you so so so much to all readers, old and new, for getting up to 10 000 views!!!!

That's right! 10 000 views! I never would have believed that I would gotten up to 10 000 views. *insert cheesy things about how awesome my readers are and how I didn't think I'd get here and how all of you guys helped because TT doesn't count my views oops*

But really, I totally mean that.

Really. Truly.

Penny evolved into Princess Tamako! I have all of the special connection characters now, whee! *happy dance*

Paprika got married today and had a boy! His name is Quentin, and he is a Kuribotchi.

Awyea finally got married! He had a boy and, yes, is still hanging around.

APPLE JUICE!! I DEMAND APPLE JUICE! NOW, SERVANTS!

Oh no. *headdesk* Flee, little ones, for the royal butt syndrome is baaaaack.

Okay, first of all, we're not little ones. We're big and strong and too awesome! *puffs up*

*imitates Quentin* Okay, first of all, YOU'RE the little one, since 1) you're just a toddler and you were born this morning, and 2) you're not that strong. I'm the bigger one here, since I'm older than all of you.

*coughs*

*glares at Blue* I wasn't counting you. I meant out of all the TAMAGOTCHIS.

Oh. Well, isn't that like saying you're the old man of the group?

*groans* You suck.

AHEM, SERVANTS. MY APPLE JUICE?

Nobody cares. Get it yourself.

Don't princesses have to be nice and gracious and not yell at people and tell them to get her apple juice?

Well. Other princesses do. I don't.

What makes you so special?

Um...I'm Princess Tamako, obviously.

Never mind. Anyway.

What should we do, to celebrate 10 000 views?

I dunno.

Don't look at me.

Um...a tea party?

Noooo. No tea parties allowed.

We should throw a party! Without tea!

Okay. Next post, though, because I don't have time to write a good long party post.

Thank you all so much for reading! I really appreciate it when you click on my log and read about our (mis)adventures. Have a great day and we will see you soon!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

So.

Bad news.

Awyea died when I was out to lunch.

This is exactly why I stopped running my V4.5; I leave them, with a child, hearts reasonably full for 20-30 minutes and they die. Unbelievable. I can leave a child on the iD L for an entire day and it'll live. It's just...ugh. Frustrating. They die waaaay too easily, or maybe it's just me.

And today, I went on Tamatown and got tons of souvenirs and I had a lot of items that I lost. Ugh.

Anyway.

Started it up again because reasons. Got a girl, named her Becca. She is a Kuribotchi.

Quentin evolved into Young Mametchi. I have had all the adult boys from odd generations so I don't really care who I end up with (fingers crossed for Kuchipatchi).

Penny is still here. I might get her married tomorrow. Depends.

Lalalalallaala. This is fun.

*yawns* *sneezes*

Ew. *puts hand sanitizer on hands* How long have you been sick? And where did you get it? I better put on one of those masks that cover your nose and mouth so I won't catch the bug. *scurries away*

*sniffles*. Ug. I habe being sig.

Whoa! You look awful, since you're a princess and all.

*glares at Becca, then sighs* Ug. I can'b ged mad ad you. You're only a liddle kid.

Yup yup! ^_^

Yeah, where did you get that cold? None of us have been sick lately.

*blows nose* I don'd know. I jus woge up sig.

(I just woke up sick)

You missed the big trip to Tamatown. You could have gone and waved to your adoring fans.

I wanded do bud I'm sig, remember?

Of course. Do you want more Buckley's?

NONONONO *sneezes* NONONONONONONO

Okay. Chill.

*muffled* I'm back! Look!

*bursts out laughing* Quentin, you look super funny! Like a clown!

*offended* Well, appearance isn't my concern when I want to stay healthy, especially since my bedroom is right next to this sick person's. *shudders*

I could make you guys connect and you'd be in the same room as her over and over and over again. And you can't say anything about it.

*gasp* You wouldn't!

I would, but I don't want to. Because I am a nice person.

*snort*

I think you're a nice human, Blue! For a human.

Thanks. And hey! D:<

*sniffles* Cab we go now? I wand do sleep.

Awww! But I wanna stay!

Nah, we'll go. We'll post again soon, Becca, don't worry.

Thanks for reading! Sorry about no party, since she got sick. *evil death glare directed at Penny*

Whad? I didn'd asg do be sig.

(What? I didn't ask to be sick.)

EDIT: Thanks to Khipmunk and CheesyNoodleTama for liking my previous post, and to Khipmunk for liking this one!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

10 104 views!! You guys are the best.

Becca, Quentin, and Penny are all still the same. Penny is still sick.

ACHOOOO! *blows nose* I didn'd-*sneezes* tink dis would ged any worse. Id did.

You're in no condition to get married.

Bud...bud...I habe do ged married! Id's, lige, my desdiny!

(But...but...I have to get married! It's, like, my destiny!)

Ha. No way. I'm not letting you sniffle and sneeze out your germs and infect these people. No. Way.

Becca! Mask buddies! High five!

Yeah! We're mask buddies! *high fives Quentin*

D: Hey, how come I don't get one?

Your head is too big. The only ones we have are Tamagotchi sized, not human sized! ^_^

;u;....

See, you can't even get mad at her. Too adorable. Becca, you should think seriously about using your cuteness for evil-

But...evil is bad. I don't wanna use my powers for evil. I wanna use them for good!

See? This girl has totally got her priorites straight and she's only 1.

*sniffles* Uuuuugggg. I feel awful.

Go to sleep. Then you'll feel a bit better than awful.

Yah, bud I can'd sleep. I'm doo uncomfordable.

Well, I don't have any advice. Blue?

Nope. Usually when I'm sick I sit on the couch and do absolutely nothing. Or I complain. Either one.

Well, I've god duh complain pard done. Whad's negst?

(Well, I've got the complain part done. What's next?)

Getting better.

*rolls eyes* *sneezes* Wow, you are SO helpful, Blue.

Wow, you said a sentence without sounding weird! Yay Penny! *claps*

Aw, tank you. *sneezes*

See? Can you stay a kid forever, Becca?

I wish! I'll try my best to be nice forever, you'll see. And Blue better not kill me and let me leave my kid, since all her V4.5's tend to die when they have kids. <_<

I like keeping my adults. It's not my fault you guys suck at surviving.

My daddy had a son to take care of! He can't survive that long and keep him and his kid alive! You better not kill me, Blue.

It's not like I try to kill Tamagotchis. But I'll try. To keep you alive, I mean.

Cross your heart?

Yup.

*sniffles* Ogay, blah blah, heardfeld momend. Ogay. Gan we ged going on my problem here?

(Okay, blah blah, heartfelt moment. Okay. Can we get going on my problem here?)

Sure. *forcefeeds Penny Buckley's*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH! *cough cough cough* OH NOOO! IT WEND DOWN MY THROAD!!!!

Aaaand it's time to go. Thanks for reading, guys!

GWENDIN, I AM GONNA *hacks* GILL YOU!!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Sorry for not updating for a couple of days, I wasn't really up to it.

Good news: Penny is not sick anymore! She'll be getting married later today.

Quentin is a Kuchipatchi! Yay! It's awesome to have Kuchipatchi again.

Becca is a Ura Young Violetchi. I've paused her so I have enough time to get her lots of skill points. I'm going to aim for Ura Violetchi.

I'm not sick anymore! I can talk normally! I can eat frozen yogurt! Yayayayay! *happy dance* And, I'm going to get a new dress for my wedding and a hairpin and it's going to be SO AWESOME!!!

I'm a Kuchipatchi! I can eat tons of food and nobody cares if I get fat! *sneezes*

Uh oh. Quentin, are you getting sick?

No. No way. *blows nose* I must have allergies or something.

Really? Yesterday, you proudly announced that "I HAVE NO ALLERGIES HAHA SUCKERS THBPPPPPT" The "THBPPPPPT" was to imitate you blowing a raspberry.

Nononono! I am NOT NOT NOT getting sick! Absolutely not! *coughs quietly*

Aha! I heard that cough!

I'm not sick, Blue! Here, I'll prove it! Let's throw a party, and if I don't pass out until the end, I am not sick! *sniffles*

*shrugs* Okay. Order the food and stuff and put on some music, then.

Hello? Yes, I'd like 14 cheese pizzas, some buffalo wings, a hockey stick, a strawberry milkshake, oh, make that 3, and....some sour gummi worms, a piano, a polar bear, 5 corgi puppies, and a bowl of barbecue potato chips. Thanks.

Okay, food's done. *sneezes*

Look, the food arrived!

OH NO THESE PUPPIES ARE MUDDY THEY WILL RUIN MY ROYAL DRE-AAAAAAGH! ONE GOT MUD ON MY DRESS!!!

*flails* um um um um um um um um umm

LET'S WIPE IT WITH A PAPER TOWEL *smudges mud*

AGH NOW THE SPOT IS BIGGER QUICK WE NEED WATER!!!!

*takes an eyedropper and puts one tiny drop of water on stain*

THAT IS NOT ENOUGH

*pours entire bucket of water onto dress*

AGH THAT IS TOO MUCH

You're too picky. Gotchi.

Picky? PICKY???!!!

Oh no.

YOU ARE SO IGNORANT AND-

*claps hand on Penny's mouth* Shhh. *pap pap* Here, Blue has stain remover! It's all gone, look! *points*

Hey, it is! Thanks, Blue!

Quentin found it.

....

Quentin?

*snore*

I'm awake! *coughs*

*sneezes*

*sniffles*

Oh no. I dink I god de gold.

That's not good.

Well, I don't care, since I'm getting married! Bye bye!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks for over 10 200 views!!

Thanks to Khipmunk for liking my last post and to any other likers who I have forgotten!

I'm really sorry about not posting in a while. School has been really busy and stressful so I haven't had time to sit down and write a log post. And it's not like my Tamagotchis did much anyway...

Penny got married last week and had a boy, Roy. He is still Ahirukutchi, since my Tamagotchis were paused for a while.

Quentin is Patchiman! He will be getting married later today.

Becca is now a UraVioletchi! She got a job at the hospital earlier today as a nurse (if she's a good nurse or not, that's another story).

Oh-fended! I am an AWESOME nurse! Hmph!

Are you sure? The little Nokotchi didn't seem to be very happy with your temperature taking.

Well, she was squirming! And she was my first patient! And her mouth was super small! How was I supposed to know that I stuck the thermometer in her almost invisible nose?

Dude, even I can take the temperature of a Nokotchi. My little cousin was sick when I visited my aunt and so I took her temperature. Because, you know, I'm not a fail. AND MY COLOUR IS THE SAME COLOUR AS ME HOW AWESOME IS THAT

You guys are mean.

Becca, you made a little Marutchi cry today at the hospital, because when she told you her stomach hurts, you said, quote unquote, "Well, nothing I can do about that, can I?"

Well, I couldn't do anything.

You could have, I don't know, gotten a doctor and given her a pat on the back or something.

I'm not at work anymore. I'm off for the day. Whatever.

Anyway, on to more important business: WHEN AM I GOING TO EVOLVE

And I'M IN A SUPERHERO COSTUME WHY IS NOBODY NEEDING SAVING

Okay...Roy, you'll evolve soon, and Quentin, you kind of can't save anyone because you are like 15 pixels tall and smaller than my thumbnail. If you were a nail sticker, you'd probably fit and I'd wear Patchiman around and tell people that you're a character from an anime.

But...but...

And you're getting married later today so you can wear that Patchiman costume as your tux and all the girls will think you are a superhero that will save them.

Oh, okay! That totally works!

*giggles*

Why are you laughing?

Nothing.

*rolls eyes* Earlier she got a heart from the letter thing on the V4.5 and she thinks it's a secret admirer.

*snorts* You haven't even met anyone! All you do is talk to us and stay in your shell eating Pringles.

You guys are mean.

No fighting. Let's go. Thanks for reading!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to all users who have recently liked posts!

Thanks for 10 352 views!

I'm so sorry I haven't been posting. School is getting super busy and I should be doing homework right now. But I'm not. wowiamsohardcore

Roy became Maisutatchi, because he's done nothing but sleep all week.

Quentin got married and had a girl, Rose. (Thanks to CheesyNoodleTama for the name!) She is a Chamametchi.

Becca is still Ura Violetchi.

LOOK AT THESE AWESOME SUNGLASSES CP FROM NOODLE'S LOG GAVE ME WE ARE TWINSIES NOW WHOA I AM SO AWESOME

*coughs* Big headeed.

*coughs* Stuck up.

*coughs* I actually had to cough.

I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY BEING AWESOME OH *snap snap snap snap*

*sarcastic* Wow, I'm so offended.

Was that sarcasm?

*still sarcastic* No, it wasn't.

Oh, okay, phew. I thought you actually didn't like my awesomeness. Anyway.

WOW LOOK AT THIS THE ENTIRE ROOM IS SUPER DARK WHOAAAA

Do you really not know why the room is super dark?

Actually, no, I don't.

It's because you are wearing your stupid sunglasses.

Le gasp! They are not stupid!

Sunglasses aren't stupid. But wearing them inside when it's not even sunny is. At least, your weather is pretty cloudy, Roy. Take them off.

*pouts* Fine. *takes off sunglasses*

*swoops in heroically and steal sunglasses in one smooth move* *nice catch*

Haha! I have your sunglasses!

Hey, give those back! My...my BESTIE gave them to me! Give them back!

Only if you promise not to wear them for the rest of the day.

What? Preposterous! Gimme!

Aaaand now it's time to go. Thanks for reading!

GIMME GIMME ALWAYS GETS

No, it doesn't.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to all readers for over 10 000 views, even though I don't update very often!

No conversation today, but I promise when summer rolls around I'll try to do a nice conversation thing more frequently.

Roy (iD L) got married and had a girl, Sabrina. She is a Morutchi and I'm aiming for Himetchi.

Rose (+C) is a Makiko.

Becca (V4.5) is an oldie! Look for a few personality changes in the next conversation (if she's still alive T.T)

Thanks for reading and sticking with us! I'm sure at least a couple of you can understand the trials of school and balancing time with friends and family. See you soon!