kuchipatchi.is.blue's log of random tamaness

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama and tamagotchialice for liking some of my random posts!

Last year's post because I want to get it over with:

i'm so tired. i dragged myself to type up this update. i have a family dinner so i can't talk long.i evolved into...sabosabotchi!!!!! but now blue keeps me away from everything so i don't poke it.

it's for your own good! anyway, lindsay had a fun day out today with me going to a special breakfast, hanging out with my friends, making dog treats, and now we're at a dinner. like i said, i'm really tired so i'm gonna end this update here because i took some allergy meds (i had a reaction today) and it made me sleep like a rock. except rocks don't sleep. they just sit there. whatever. bye!

and i better become makiko because blue neglected me so much today!!!

Anyway...

I EVOLVED INTO AKAHANATCHI I'M A REINDEER AND I HAVE A RED NOSE HAHAHAAHAHAH AHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE I LIKE POTATOES

.....

Uh...

I'm Chester. Oya got reset so this crazy weirdo *points at Kyle* could evolve into Akahanatchi. And I was his sixth friend to connect with him.

LOOK AT ME CHESTER LOOK LOOK LOOK MY NOSE IS RED SEE IT'S RED IT'S GLOWING LOOOOOOOOK!!!!

...why did you have to make him into Akahanatchi, Blue?

He would have been the exact same had he been a different character, so who cares? Besides, I wanted to change his TaMaToMo picture, and this marks a special occasion: I can finally start running my +C for realsies!!!

HAHAHA FOR REALSIES SOUNDS FUNNY REALSIES REALSIES REALSIES HAHAHAHA

You need to get checked for a psychiatric disorder.

You use big words, Chester. Disorder and psykimiatrick.

That's not how you spell psychiatric.

Spelling is not my strong suit.

This, ladies and gentleman, is the reindeer that you trust to bring your presents on Christmas Day.

Akahanatchi is not supposed to be weird and crazy...look...

(from the Tamagotchi Wikia)

Rednosetchi is Santaclautchi's sleigh puller on Christmas Eve on Tamagotchi Planet. He is good friends withSantaclautchi and is very kind and polite.Whenever he gets separated withSantaclautchi on Christmas Eve, while delivering the presents. He often cried outSantaclautchi's name, and runs around trying to find him, which gets him more lost.

Rednosetchi is supposed to be very "kind and polite", and when he gets separated from Santaclautchi while delivering presents, he cries out his name and runs around trying to find him. He does not use all caps lock and I am pretty sure he can pronounce psychiatric. And that he can spell.

Well, I'm just different from him in my own special way!

*headdesk*

Hey, Chester, you're a Kuribotchi...it says that you're supposed to be "usually easygoing, but occasionally has little outbursts." (from the Tamagotchi Wikia) Oh, and it says your favourite foods are hot dogs and cookies. Hey, I like cookies too!

Oh yeah! High five, human!

Uh...you kind of don't have hands...

Oh. Um...mind five!

*Blue and Chester mind five*

Ooh! It's time for the Tamagotchi news!

O.O" You watch the news...?

Of course! You have to keep up with current events, don't you?

This is the biggest plot twist. Ever.

Mmm, not so sure about that...

Come on, finish up the post! Ugh, let ME do it!

Thanks for reading! If you have any comments or suggestions, PM them to us! Have an awesome day, and don't forget to watch the news!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

GUESS WHAT

PHOTOS

YAY

(no post from last year)

Yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay!!! Now all of you can see my beautifulness!

Is that even a word?

Spell check says yes.

...

Wow, I haven't uploaded photos since...forever! xD

I guess it's just a bit time consuming, and I don't have much time...

Okay, now prepare yourselves...it's Chester!

I actually prefer the TMGC+C design (not colour; shape, screen, etc) because dust and stuff doesn't get stuck in the screen border (bad describing) like it does on the iD L. With the +C you can just brush it off.

Look at that! I look awesome!

Not as awesome as me! Look! I'm jumping and I look ADORABLE!

Seee???!

You do not. You're not even looking at the camera.

The best photos are taken when they're not posed.

Even Blue says it's awesome!

I did not.

Did so!

No, I just said that the best photos are candids. I didn't say your photo was necessarily the best. In fact, it's blurrier than Chester's photo.

^_^ Ha! In your face, Kyle!

*sulks*

I want a cookie.

Make your own.

Fine, I will! *goes into kitchen*

*loud noises, chickens squawking, and cat screeches are heard*

Kyle? What are you doing? Are you fighting cats and chickens in there?

There ARE no cats and chickens in here!

*20 minutes later* Tada! Here are my cookies!

Ooh, I want one! *takes bite* BLAAAARGH! Ewww! What's in these cookies? *spits on floor*

Chocolate, raisins, orange juice, some strawberries, pulled pork, worcestershire sauce, gravy, a turkey, an AAA steak, a computer mouse, vanilla ice cream, and a huge heap of tuna!

*spits cookie on the floor* No wonder! This is disgusting! And oddly, at the same time, addictive. *takes another bite*

So...anything else you put in here?

A dash of cat pee.

!!!! *runs into washroom*

Kyle! Didn't you follow a recipe?

Nooo...I made my own, because I wanted chocolate-raisin-orange juice-strawberry-pulled pork-worcestshire sauce-gravy-turkey-steak-computer mouse-vanilla ice cream-tuna-cat pee cookies!

Blargh! Blue, I think I have the stomach flu...

Oh no...Kyle!

What?

I'm banning you from cooking, and you're getting married tomorrow.

Oh, good, I can finally live in the North Pole again! *happy dance*

Thanks for reading...PM us with any stuff you want to tell us. Have an awesome day and stay well, everyone!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you for 7101 views!!!

So...Chester evolved into an adorable KUCHIPATCHI! *happy dance*

Kyle is still the same since I like getting Tamagotchis married earlier, and tomorrow's Saturday, when I have free time in the morning.

HAHAHAHAHA

So today, Blue played tons of games with me and I got another happy symbol from the Hapi Hapi Heart thing or something like that. Then we bought lots of stuff, and I got a pass, so now I can go to the amusement park and Tama Depa.

AND THE FIRST TIME HE WENT TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK

HE WENT TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE

AND HE CAME BACK AND HE WAS SO SCARED AND CRYING IT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHA

It was scary!

It wasn't! I went with you and you screamed through the entire thing and HELP ME

I'M DYING

HAHAHA

You're mean.

Kyle, don't be mean to your brother.

He's not my oh wait he is my brother. Oh. Uh.

Yeah, it's your last night here. Your last Karaoke-Monopoly-Risk-Settlers of Catan-Smoothie Making Night with me.

We had that last night.

And you're not allowed to make the smoothies, Kyle. Last night you added buffalo wings and tomatoes to the strawberry banana.

Buffalo wings and tomatoes are delicious...

Not with strawberry banana smoothies.

So today I planted a tree...

And I started a garden for my kid to take care of.

And I did nothing productive all day.

I want to turn orange.

HAHA YES YOU ARE ORANGE HAHA

I'm orange! I'M A REBEL SO HARDCORE I'M ORANGE NOT GREEN LOOK AT ME NOW

You're such a bad boy now that you're orange.

(I'll post a picture tomorrow if I can)

I know, right? I want to turn into Patchiman!!!

You're too poor.

Then make me rich!!! Duhhh!!

-.-" It means I have to either grow trees that give out money or play tons of games.

Then play games! Let's go! It's fun! *drags Blue off to arcade*

I get to end! Yay!

Thanks for reading about us and my life! I'm not sure if I'll be around tomorrow, so thanks for listening! PM us or leave us a comment if you have any, and we'll see you soon!

LET'S PLAY CATCH THE APPLE OH YES I LOVE APPLES NOM NOM NOM

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to whoever rated my log!

Thank you to under-†he-bleachers for you nice comments!

So...Kyle got married. *sob* I'll never have Akahanatchi again...so...yeah.

He had a girl, named her Lucy. Yeah. Couldn't think of anything else so.

Hi guys!!! I'm Lucy!!

Last year's post:

well, keira is refusing to evolve.nuh uh! it hasn't been exactly 24 hours yet!

<_< exactly. 24. hours.

relaaax, blue. i'm gonna evolve in half an hour!

no. 15 minutes.

<_< i'm still technically a child. i don't know everything, like humans think they do.

pop quiz! what is an innovation?

......*draws fiercely in sketchbook* uhh....what?

not listening again. tsk, tsk.

it's......

moving on......OHMAHGOSH!!! aw.........

<_< i know, i know. i'm a sabosabotchi.

um...yeah. how did you know?

carrie knows how to use facetime.

figures that you talk to carrie, of all people. i guess i'll neglect you a lot and make you furawatchi.

fun fun fun looking forward to the next day.

you will thank me for this. you will.

i won't.

yes you will. when you're all mature when you're an adult you'll go "oh thank you blue so much for neglecting me and making me a furawatchi so i am one step closer to giving patchi onsen to my descendants"

i won't. now, let's hit the post button.

no!

So today, I turned orange again. And now Blue keeps thinking I need a bath and washes me but I don't get clean.

-.- Orange and light brown look the same on Tamagotchis, okay?

They do not! There's a difference between orange and light brown, starting with-

*claps hand over Lucy's mouth* We don't need the lecture.

Mm mmm mmrph!

Blue made me fat and then played lots of games with me so I wasn't, and then I became fat again.

You would be less fat if you got that happy symbol.

It's not my fault!

Anyway, I have...photos! Yay! I even have an updated collection photo. ^_^

See, it's my collection! 13 Tamagotchis. ^_^

Aw...I wish I could meet the purple iD L...why aren't you running it, Blue?

It's broken.

But...but...I don't have an iD L buddy! I only have HIM, and he's a +COLOR!

Don't talk to me like that! Rude!

Calm down.

Chester in all his orange glory!

Yeah! *puffs up* I'm orange and glorious and a KUCHIPATCHI!!!

It's me as a baby! See, I'm adorable.

You can see a bit of my crocheted cover. xP I'm planning to make a brown one since I don't like the pink very much.

But...but...I like the pink!

It'll be finished after you're married.

Oh. Well, right now I'm a Kusatchi and I'm a flower!

I, on the other hand, have arms and legs and I am perfectly capable of making a sandwich, unlike you.

I can so make a sandwich! I just have to go into the kitchen and-

*stops Lucy* Don't even try again. It took me 2 hours to clean the kitchen before when you tried to make a sandwich.

*pouts*

You should try again when you have ARMS AND LEGS JUST LIKE ME.

<_< Stop gloating. Meanie.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama for liking yesterday's post!

I'm getting awesome at this updating every day thing.

Lucy evolved into Mikazukitchi, and I'm trying to get her 5 care misses, no more, no less. I have 2 so far.

Chester is still the same, except now he's green.

WAAAH IT'S SO SAD I'M GREEN AGAIN I'M JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER KUCHIPATCHIS I AM NOT AN INDIVIDUAL WAHHH AND I'M NOT SPECIAL ANYMORE!!!

<_< "not an individual"? "not special"?

I used to be awesome because I was orange, and now I'm not!!! *sob*

*huffy sigh* You're still awesome and a special individual even though you're not orange, be proud of yourself, because there's only one you, blah blah blah.

That's the...17th time. The total is 17.5 times you have given him that speech.

17 and a half? Why the half?

Earlier you got through the speech halfway but he was crying and then he ran away to get a sundae.

Oh.

I was so not crying! *sniffle*

You so were.

You used up an entire tissue box today.

I did not...yeah, I did.

That's the 18th confession today.

That's sad.

I have to go now...ugh.

Thanks for reading! If you have any comments or whatever my mailbox is always open. Have a great day!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to everyone for 7200 views!!!

(also tell me if I forgot to give you a shoutout for something I'm forgetful >.&lt

Lucy evolved into...Makiko. *headdesk*

But I have perfect curls and I wear a tutu and I'M PURPLE!!! OH YEAH!!

*pouts* You don't have to rub it in.

I'M PURRRRPLE I'M PURRRRRPLE

I'm *sob* not crying...

LOOK AT MY PURPLE SKIN OOOH PURRRPLE

Stop it!

Lucy, quit being so mean.

HE was going to get purple skin dye and dye himself purple, because he's still insecure about being green!

(ugh here we go again) Chester, why are you so obsessed with changing your skin colour? You should be proud of being green!

It's not easy being green...(Kermit the Frog)

Look, if you hate being green so much, I'll turn you orange again. Okay?

Okay!!

*turns orange*

Yay!! I'm orange again! I win!

<_< Congratulations, Orange Boy.

I know, I'm orange! Tee hee hee!

So I'm considering doing a sneak (maybe maybe maybe). I don't know if I really want to...I might just put one of them to sleep and carry them around in my pencil case.

And then we can tell you all about the horrors of Blue's school! ^_^

My school's not THAT bad...not as bad as it could be...

I think it's fun! I listen all the time in your locker.

Wha?

I listen to you and your friends talk and then you get your stuff and throw things and rage about stuff and then you slam the door and leave.

Oh. Well, yeah.

Yeah. I think you should sneak Lucy, if you sneak at all, because you drop your pencil case a lot.

Yeah. Nah, I don't think I'll do a sneak. Too much work.

Last year's post:

i'm gonna be real busy for the next few days, so these updates will be short and not that sweet. yesterday, keira evolved into furawatchi! i got three of her happy symbols this morning and i am just waiting for the next one. there's nothing much to report, other than i'll be getting her married tomorrow. see y'all then!psst! i might sneak on and do a good update when blue's not looking this week. wish me luck!

Thank you for reading! If you have any comments or whatever, feed my mailbox if you can! (he's hungry btw) Have a great day!

(and we might be allowed to do tomorrow's post by ourselves! Yay!)

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to tamagotchialice for your messages! I finally got mail, muahahahaha...>:3

So sorry for not updating yesterday! I had some appointments and things to do at school and yeah.

Were you in detention? I bet you were. GUYS GUYS GUYS GUESS WHAT BLUE IS A BAD KID

Gasp! Blue! You're a bad kid? I don't want a bad kid taking care of me! Nooo! I want to go to my mommy or I KNOW! I'LL ESCAPE! *tries to climb out window*

<_< ...I'm not a bad kid, and no, I wasn't there for detention.

Are you sure? You could be lying. LIAR!

I'm not lying.

Nnngh...almost at the window...

*picks up Lucy's son and sits him in a chair*

Aw. You're no fun.

I still have to name you. How about Madison?

That's a girl's name!

No, it isn't...look...

Oh. *pouts*

It means "son of a mighty warrior".

IWANNABENAMEDMADISONNAMEMEMADISON

Nah, I'll name you Malcolm. Malcolm it is!

Awwww...but I wanted to be named Madison!

You said you hated that name 5 seconds ago.

Don't tell me what to do, oldie!

*snaps fingers in z formation* Oh, you did NOT just call me that!

Girls, don't fight. We're going now.

But I like talking and I wanna keep talking and DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama for liking our post from yesterday!

Hi! So today, since we were good and we've been sleeping all day, Blue's letting us do two posts in a row! All by ourselves! This one's going to be short, because we have to leave.

So I'm still the same, but I could evolve into an oldie any time now. I guess I have to, and then I'm going to get married.

I'm pretty sure I'll be Young Oyajitchi, but we'll have to see.

Sorry for the short post, but we'll try to do a better one tomorrow or Saturday! Thanks for reading, everyone!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to What? for your nice comments and your name suggestion!

Thanks to whoever rated my log, it's nice to see input!

Okay, I'm done talking. I'll let the guys take over.

So it's me, Malcolm, and I evolved into Oyajitchi. -.- Chester got married (sob I miss you bro), and had a kid. And Chester was an oldie, so his kid became an Oyajitchi, just like me! We're Oyajitchi twins, little brother! His name is Lewis, name suggested by What?.

Hey guys, I'm Lewis, and I-WAIT WHY IS MY COLOUR PINK EW I DON'T LIKE IT I'M SORRY BUT I JUST CAN'T WORK WITH-oh, that's much better. Thanks, bro.

Any time. So, as a little reminder:

Navy-Malcolm-Oyajitchi-iD L!

Gray: Lewis! (+Color)

See, I wrote it more organized and easier to understand than you did!

I'm sorry I can't spel.

*spell

Shut up, evil little brother. *evil death glare*

Yo, that's my thing! I'll let you guys do this post, but DON'T STEAL MY EVIL DEATH GLARE.

(or the evil pointing finger too now that I think about it)

I'll do it if he does it.

Yeah, sure, whatever.

So...what do you want to do?

You tell me, you've been living longer. You're the BIG BROTHER.

Ok...um...let's watch Tama Friends!

....that show's aimed to Babytchis...

Watch it anyway! *gives popcorn to Lewis* Look at that rainbow! OH LOOK IT'S TALKING SEE COOOOL

....

Oh no!

What?

Kittytchi tripped and fell! ARE YOU OKAY KITTYTCHI DO YOU NEED ME TO COME AND KISS YOUR BOO BOO

wat

Oh, good, it's over. THE TRAUMA IS OVER, I TELL YOU, THE TRAUMA IS OVER.

Are you for real?

*pinches self* OW! Yes, I do believe so.

You've been alive for 2 Tamagotchi years...

I'm still young! That's two human days, and human babies aren't even grown up until like 18 human years!

Which is a gazillion Tamagotchi years.

Aaaannnddd we have to end our lovely conversation here-

(finally)

Shut up, Blue. We'll see you tomorrow, thanks for reading, lovely readers!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

I'll post later, but I was thinking...

I'd really like to start up a Connection (or a black and white Tamagotchi), and I think I'm going to try to run one (along with my +C and my iD L) so long as my schedule allows it. I don't know which one to run, though...so I'm going to hold a poll, like I did last year.

I'll start running this Tamagotchi one week from now (so February 9 or 10).

You can vote for:

V1

V3

V4

V4.5

V5

Tama Go

Those are all the black and white Tamagotchis I own, so...yeah.

VOTE, GUYS! I want a black and white Tamagotchi to laugh at!

You're mean.

No I'm not!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to all readers for 7310 views!!

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama for being my first voter!

V1: 1

V3: 0

V4: 0

V4.5: 0

V5: 0

Zzzzz...*snore*

Blue, go wake him up. He's been asleep all day.

Do I HAVE to? I mean, he looks prettier this way...

(and also less annoying)

Get off your lazy human butt and go get him.

Fine. *leaves*

So today, Malcolm got left at home while we went to a bookstore and Blue stuck me in her boot and it looked really weird because my shell is huge. And we sat and read books and Blue got food and didn't share with me. Then we came home and now I'm sitting here typing.

We're bacckkk!!

Aw.

*snore* Mommy don't feed me that beef I don't want it...*snore*

This is what he dreams about?

His mom feeding him beef, yes.

Um...okay.

*sets time so that Malcolm is awake*

HI GUYS I'M AWAKE HI HI HI GUESS WHAT IT'S GOZARUTCHI'S BIRTHDAY LOOK WE HAVE DECORATIONS AND CAKE AND PRESENTS AND IT'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUNNNN

My head hurts.

BLUE WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE ME TO GET FOOD AND FROZEN YOGURT WHY YOU'RE MEAN UGH I HATE YOU I'M GOING TO RUN AWAY

*tries to get out of shell*

*fails miserably*

You're almost there...xDD

Pfft...

DON'T LAUGH, I'M ALMOST AT THE DOOR! *reaches door*

OW OW OW MY DOORKNOB JUST BIT ME WHAT-

Did I mention I put biting doorknobs on your door to make sure you can't run away? Also, you are the size of my pinky fingernail. I can pick you up and put you back in your shell. But I wouldn't, because it'd be funny watching you trying to reach my doorknob.

You're mean.

I'm only human, Tamagotchi.

That's a dumb excuse.

I agree.

So...photos some time this week if I can...yeah. Anything else you want to say, guys?

Vote, please, because we want a little sibling to boss around and laugh at.

Yeah. What he said.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama for liking one of my previous posts! (late shoutout )

Thank you to What? for voting and your nice comments! <3

Poll:

V1: 1

V3: 0

V4: 1

V4.5: 0

V5: 0

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So, Malcolm got married today and had...a boy. I'm going to try (again) to get Guriguritchi, who is one of my favourite characters. :3 I named him Ned.

Hi guys! I'm Ned.

Hi Ned.

Hi Uncle Lewis! <3

*blubbers* I feel so OLD...

You've only been alive for 3 days...

Anyway, I have...PHOTOS! Only two, though. I got a new camera recently and it's taken some getting used to in terms of Tamagotchi photos (although they should be getting significantly better ) At any rate, I think it'll take really good Connection photos, but we'll see.

So this is the two Oyajitchis. I've noticed that on the +Color everything seems bigger, including Oyajitchi...I think the screen is a bit bigger than the iD L's. Or is that my imagination?

Look, it's Daddy! Hi Daddy! *waves*

Hey, it's me! Hi me! *waves*

*headdesk*

All three of us had gloomy, ugly weather today...no sunshine for us.

(and yes, that's my copy of Divergent as a backdrop)

Ewwww. Raaiiinnn. I got all soaked and had to take a bath.

Same.

So that's all the photos I have for you guys...but it's better than nothing, right?

Sometimes nothing is better. For example, AIDS.

Herpes.

Meningitis.

Cancer.

Being attacked by a rabid animal.

Okay, I think our readers get the picture. And how do you know about AIDS, meningitis, and rabies anyway?

Ummmmm...I read?

*snorts* You don't know how to read.

I do so! I know how to write!

I'm writing down the words that you're saying. That's not writing.

Well...well...I'm only a kid!

Yup.

Now, feed me, Blue!

Have some Umeboshi rice.

Ew, no-fine.

^_^ I get to have Omurice and sandwiches and oden and-

The same thing every day, while Ned has the option of going to the restaurant.

<_< Shut up.

Haha!

I think this is a good time to end.

Thanks for reading, everyone! Don't forget to vote (or, if you're indifferent, don't bother)!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama for liking a previous post!

Thank you to all readers, raters, followers, and haters for taking time out of your day to read my log! I really appreciate it! <3

I have more photossss~

Poll:

V1: 1

V3: 0

V4: 1

V4.5: 0

V5: 0

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I'M A YOUNG OYAJITCHI I'M A YOUNG OYAJITCHI I'M THE YOUNGER AND CUTER VERSION OF HIM HAAAAA *points to Lewis and laughs*

*sad face*

I'M NEGLECTING YOU I'M NEGLECTING YOU! And if I give you one care miss too many, you'll be an Oyajitchi just like him. ^_^

Oh, so I'm "him" now? Not "Lewis"? Hmph!

No, you're still Lewis.

But both of you just call me "him"!

You're making a mountain out of a molehill.

Only old people say that.

<_< Shut up. I can say whatever I want.

What does "making a mountain out a molehill" mean?

Making a big deal about a small thing.

Oh. I do that a lot, don't I?

Noo...yeah.

Yes. You could be classified as a Drama Queen.

I'm not a girl!

Still. A drama QUEEN.

<_< Shut up.

Still a drama queen.

I am SO NOT a drama queen! If you don't stop, I'm calling the Tamagotchi Police on account of you being mean to me and not buying me fries today!

*cough* Drama Queeeen~

Tu fermes la bouche, s'il vous plait.

(You close your mouth, please.)

Since when did you learn how to speak French?

Je ne sais pas.

(I don't know.)

How can you not know?

Je ne sais pas.

*huffy sigh* Je pense tu es tres fou. Tu n'es pas un peu fou, tu es tres, tres fou.

(I think you are very crazy. You are not a bit crazy, you are very, very crazy.)

Blue, tu es tres mechant! *huffy sigh*

(Blue, you are very mean!)

What are you guys saying? I hear bslief sjdf lsjfl skjdflj soiefjsihdels.

That's not even close to what we were saying.

Well, that's what you get when you smash your head on a keyboard.

<_< Il est tres fou. Je n'est pas fou.

(He is very crazy. I'm not crazy.)

You guys are weird. And lay off the French, Lewis. It's time for photos.

Youppi! (Yippee!)

HAHAHAHAHAA YOUPPI HAHAHA *dies a little*

It's my awesome stats. I have almost all of the happy symbols.

I have...no happy symbols.

It's my close up!

*sarcastic* So beautiful.

<_< Shut up. Blue, can you make him Oyajitchi just like me?

Ummmm...no.

I tried some sake from the fridge (built-in item). It made me dizzy.

Then I had a bath.

Here I am watering a plant in the rain.

*cough* LOGIC *cough*

I rode the tea cups at the amusement park, and then I talked to Mr. Turtlepedia! ^_^

You didn't bring me? La gasp!

And here's me:

Ta da! Way prettier than him.

Ugh! I told you, don't call me "him"!

Don't fight, we're almost done.

Thanks for reading! Don't forget to vote in the poll, we need a tie breaker! See you all soon!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks for over 7400 views!!

Poll:

V1: 1

V3: 0

V4: 1

V4.5: 0

V5: 0

~

Nooooo, I need a tie breakerrrr...I don't want to have to go "eenie meenie miney mo, catch a tiger by the toe", blah blah blah.

Anyway...

Lewis went and got married and had...a boy. -.-" Another boyyy...I'm going to try for Mametchi or a character that is not Kuchipatchi. I've already had him 3 times or something.

Need name suggestions! Gogogogo! Or else he will be named Boy 1.

Ewwwwwww. That's an ugly name.

Oh good, your drama queen French speaking dad is gone. He was an annoying kind of brother.

Kind of?

In some ways, we're brothers, others, we're friends, and in others, mortal enemies.

^True story. Last night, they were fighting for the last marshmallow and it turned out into an all out war.

We made forts out of pillows and threw ping pong balls at each other. It was a draw.

And I sat watching and eating ice cream. And refereeing.

But that sounds like fun!

It's not with your dad. I got bruises everywhere...look...I have pictures...

Oh.

Um.

Okay. Why did you take pictures?

They're huge. That's why, and they were a rainbow.

But you evolved into Guriguritchi, so it's all good. ^_^

I have to go now, sorry for short lame post...D:

Please vote, poll ends on Sunday! Thanks for reading!

But...but...I want to talk more...;u;

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to What? for the shoutout!

Poll:

V1: 1

V3: 0

V4: 1

V4.5: 0

V5: 0

This poll wasn't as successful as I thought it would be....

I'M A YOUNG MAMETCHI HELP ME HELP HELP OH PLEASE HELP

What's so bad about being a Young Mametchi...?

IT MEANS THAT I HAVE TO BE SMART AND KIND AND POLITE AND I HAVE TO LIKE OMELETTES AND I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE X 99999999 OMELETTES

Why...

BECAUSE I HATE EGGS AND AN OMELETTE IS EGGS AND I ALSO HATE PEPPERS AND PEPPERS GO INTO OMELETTES

And I assume that you don't want to be kind and polite.

YES BECAUSE I TOOK THE FACTION TEST FOR DIVERGENT AND IT SAYS I BELONG IN DAUNTLESS NOT AMITY

I didn't know you were part of the fandom.

WELL I AM OKAY

Stop abusing caps lock. Caps lock abuser!

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO HUMAN I WILL ABUSE CAPS LOCK AS MUCH AS I WANT

AND BACK TO THE POINT I'M NOT SMART.

He ranked lowest in Amity and Erudite.

Ah.

Again, I am surprised you even bothered to take the test.

WELL I DID AND SURPRISINGLY I GOT ABNEGATION AS MY SECOND BEST

what did you say whAT DID YOU JSUT SAY I CAN'T SPEKLL WHIAT

And we have to end now, so don't forget to vote, ladies, gentlemen, and Tamagotchis!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Sorry for not updating yesterday, I was really busy.

Poll:

V1: 1

V3: 0

V4: 1

V4.5: 0

V5: 0

Alright, guys, it looks like it's a draw...

Poop.

*censored*

Do I get to choose?

No way, I do, I'm special-er. *puffs up*

But I'm older. And I'm an adult, a Guriguritchi. AND NOT A BRATTY YOUNG MAMETCHI.

But I'm younger, and I'm a Young MAMETCHI! Mametchi is smart, so naturally, I'd be smart too.

You just said two days ago that you're not smart.

<_< People change.

*clears throat*

You're a Tamagotchi, not a person.

Tamagotchis change.

*coughs*

Yeah, they change into DIFFERENT CHARACTERS.

But with evolving, you can also get different characteristics. Ex. if one Tamagotchi turns into a Makiko, she may tend to be obsessed with girly things even though before, the very sight of lipstick made her faint.

You have zero proof of that!

I do so!

*hacks and coughs super loud and also gags a little*

Would you like a Halls, Blue?

No, thanks.

Oh. Okay.

Anyway, where's your proof? Huh?

It's in this log, actually...look...Lindsay was a tomboy as a teenager, and started having impulses to buy makeup and expensive clothing when she evolved into Makiko, although she expressed that she did not want to, she did anyway because of her natural instincts.

Yes, but that's only one case. Aren't there Mametchis who were incredibly unknowledgeable and rude?

Well, yes, but-

Then your argument is completely irrelevant!

No, it just...uuuugh!!! *headdesk* You don't get it!

Wasn't this argument originally about who gets to pick which Tamagotchi to run?

Yes.

So...shouldn't you guys be arguing about that instead of Tamagotchis' personalities changing?

...

...

And...uh...you both know that I'm the one who gets to pick, right? Sooo...your argument was completely pointless.

......

.....

AAAAARGH!!! *attacks Blue*

What-OW!

CHAAARGE!!

Wait-

THANKS FOR READING BYE SEE YOU SOON!

*pokes Blue with a chopstick*

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

7500 views...! Thank you to all readers!! We're halfway to 8000 views!

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama and tamagotchialice for liking our last post!

Yayayayayayayayayayay!!

Poll:

V1: 1

V3: 0

V4: 1

V4.5: 0

V5: 0

I'm picking on Sunday, February 10th...there's still time to vote...

Ned (Guriguritchi) got married and had...A GIRL! YAYAYAYAYAY!

But...she was a Memeputchi...so I couldn't get Tororotchi...and then get Puddingtchi...aw.

But still.

Hey guys. I'm Olive. Blue named me after a food.

HI OLIVE GUESS WHAT I'M OLDER THAN YOU

AND I'M YOUR UNCLE

AND I JUST REALIZED I DON'T HAVE A NAME

OH NO

SLFCJSLJDL SKDJFLSKDJ F

*panics*

Oh yes...I asked you guys for name suggestions HERE. Sadly, my +Color is still unnamed, and he is now a Mametchi. *commence fake tears*

WHO NEEDS FAKE TEAARS I HAVE REAL ONES IN A BUCKET LOOK *points at tear bucket*

That's a lot of tears.

Yup! Did you know that tears are anti-bacterial?

No, I did not.

Well, they are! ^_^ See! I know all about science now that I'm a super smart Mametchi!

How does rain work?

Welll....ummmmm....uhhh....the...uhhh...the sky spits out water and that's how it rains!

<_< No, that's not how rain works.

Well...uh....I DON'T KNOW STOP PRESSURING ME TOO MUCH PRESSURE AUGH *falls into bucket of tears* AGH! NOW I'M ALL WET BUT ALSO DISINFECTED!

*pats Mametchi's back*

Direct contact! Le gasp! Mametchi, you're not disinfected now! You're...infected! *dun dun dun*

NO NO NO NO NO BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD UGH UGH NOW I'LL PROBABLY HAVE THE STOMACH FLU AND A COLD AND NORWALK AND STREP THROAT AND CANCER AND AIDS AND-

AIDS is only spread through fluid, like spit. Not direct contact. Also, you can't "catch" cancer. It just comes out of nowhere.

CAN'T YOU SEE I'M PANICKING HERE?

I think we need to stop. Breathe, Mametchi. Olive, get him the smelling salts.

Yes sir.

Thanks for reading, guys! Don't forget to vote (please please please) and have a great day! We'll see you soon!

Stay disinfected, everyone!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to FunFunMametchi for voting (and being a tiebreaker)!

Yes, we do have a tiebreaker (unless someone votes later or tomorrow, which I don't expect):

V1: 2!!

V3: 0

V4: 1

V4.5: 0

V5: 0

YAYAYAYAYAYAY! I'M GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER YOUNGER SIBLING!

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! I'LL HAVE SOMEBODY TO BOSS AROUND!

And I don't know how long I'll run this Connection...don't expect a long run...

;u; But...but....

You'll be married and gone when I put this Connection away. i guarantee it.

But...but...

(tee hee butts)

<_< *cough* IMMATURE.

Sorry for the short short post. >.<" Thanks for reading!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to tamagotchialice for liking my last post and for voting!

Poll:

V1: 2

V3: 0

V4: 2

V4.5: 0

V5: 0

Oh dear, we have a tie.

I know that some of you would really enjoy having me run the V1 and the V4...but if you've seen from previous experiences, I can't handle 3 during a school break.

I suppose I could eenie meeny minie moe...and then pick one and run it, and after say, 7-10 generations, put it down and run the other...

Why am I thinking out loud...

Because you're weird...

Why are you using dot dot dots all the time...

Because potato~

Okay, but seriously, what should I do?

V1.

V4.

Ugh. *headdesk*

I would really like to run both, but I don't think I can handle it.

Do it anyway.

Yeah, we'll babysit.

I don't want them to die, though. If I run four, one of you four will die/run away.

Oh.

Uh.

Yeah.

So...ummm....

I think...

I'll do a split sort of thing...

If I run both Connections...it means one of the colour Tamagotchis gets their batteries taken out.

.______.

-________-

Ummm.

Ugh. This is a hard, hard decision. ._.

Okay, drumrolllll...

I will run...

The....

V1.

But don't worry!

I'll run the V4! One day. Perhaps during spring break.

Or...when I get tired of the V1.

Okay? Okay.

I'm going to start it up now.

Soon.

Ish.

Today.

YAYAYAYAY I GET A YOUNGER SIBLING YAY ME

I GET ANOTHER YOUNGER SIBLING WOOHOO

Thanks for reading and voting, dear readers! <3 I will be back soon with our new friend and PHOTOS!! See you all soon!

EDIT: Thanks to CheesyNoodleTama (and Fred) for naming Mametchi! His name is now Richard M, short for Richard Moore!

HAAHAHA I HAVE A NAME NOW *Richard Moore laugh*

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to all readers for 7685 views!! Almost to 7700!!

Thank you to tamagotchialice for liking my last post!

So sorry for not posting for the last two days. I got really busy with stuff.

Anyway, Olive got married, and had a daughter, Jade. (Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama for the name suggestion!)

Say hi, Jade!

sdlkfjsldfj iwe fjeijlsdlz

What?

aiutvhr3 iot4878t97 &*^&Y(*

Jade hasn't quite gotten the hang of typing.

ijahafhumj ∂ßΩmjhxdhm

Whaaa....

Well, Jade is trying to say "Hi, I'm Jade."

Oh.

Well, Jade, sitting on the keyboard won't help.

ikhutarlodgivhslkjl

Jade is saying, "I can't help it if I don't have arms and legs like you two."

YaY,m I';n gibnalklky ty[pingh.

What does gibnalklky mean?

Jade was trying to say finally.

IUgh muy buytt isd too bvigh to tuype prtopedrly.

(Ugh, my butt is too big to type properly)

How about you just say things and I type it for you?

oK.

So, I can't wait to evolve.

I can't wait until tomorrow when me and Darwin will be VALENTINE'S DAY TWINS!

Ugh. At least you don't have to wait and wait to evolve.

Yeah, I do. I have to wait for an entire day instead of for an hour, like you.

Well, I'm impatient. And isn't one human day a Tamagotchi year?

Oh my gotchi! I have to wait for an ENTIRE YEAR TO EVOLVE??!

Um...one entire Tamagotchi year, yes.

NOOOOOOOOOOO

I only have to wait 24 hours for you, though. ^_^ *smug*

Ahem.

Oh. Right. Sorry guys, I forgot to introduce Em. She's the Androtchi I found on my V1 after I started it up.

You forgot about me. And I just woke up.

But I'm tired and I'm going to post this!

But I didn't get to talk all that much yet-