kuchipatchi.is.blue's log of random tamaness

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

So sorry for not updating lately!

Pickle (15thA iD L): Is Sunopotchi. I'm going to get him married ASAP.

Onion (TMGC+C): Getting married before he turns into an oldie.

Opal (TMGO): Still Chamametchi!

I HAVE EVOLVED FIRST I WAS A SUN AND NOW I AM A PENGUIN WITH A HAT AND GOGGLES CAN THIS GET ANY BETTER

I'M CUTER AND FATTER AND MORE ADORABLE THAN YOU SO YES IT CAN

I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR OPINION

WHY ARE YOU YELLING

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

BECAUSE STUPID ONION IS SITTING ON THE CAPS KEY

FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT STUPID, AND SECOND, I'M NOT SITTING ON THE CAPS KEY, I'M SITTING ON THE SHIFT KEY! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!

!@#$%^&*()

WHEN I TRY TO TYPE THE NUMBERS I GET THAT

OKAY WELL MOVING ON

YESTERDAY I ATE % WHOLE CHICKEN LEGS

WOW APPLAUSE FOR YOU

*CLAP CLAP CLAP*

GET OFF THE SHIFT KEY!!

MAKE ME

*PUSHes Onion off the shift key*

There. Now I have control of the keyboard, and nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooONIONooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooostoooop

*poooooooooooooouooooooooooooooooooooshes OOOOOoOOOOOOnion off the oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookeyooooooooo*

Do I have to take away your keyboard privileges and put you in The Closet, Onion?

NO NOT THE CLOSET PLEASE HAVE MERCY

WELL FRIENDS IT WAS GREAT WRITING THIS POST BUT NOW WE HAVE TO GO SO THANK YOU FOR READING AND WE'LL SEE YOU SOON!

 

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Page 27, yay!

Pickle (15thA iD L): Sunopotchi

Onion (TMGC+C): Shimashimatchi

Opal (TMGO): Chamametchi

So I'm at my store and I am selling toys and there's ALWAYS a Shimashimatchi buying stuff!!

If you think it's me, it's not. I would never buy stuff from your store and give you my money.

Gasp! Rude

CUSTOMER CUSTOMER CUSTOMER

Who is it?

A Gozarutchi. He bought a...toy.

Very helpful.

LET US TELL THE PEOPLE ABOUT OUR DAY

FIRST WE WENT OUT FOR FOOD AND BLUE VIOLENTLY ATE A WAFFLE AND DID NOT SHARESIES AND THAT WAS RUDE

THEN BLUE WENT SHOPPING FOR BORING THINGS LIKE CLOTHES AND BREAD AND SPONGES

AND NOW WE ARE HERE

I did not "violently" eat the waffle.

YOU DID SO

Did not.

DID SO

DID. NOT.

DID. SO.

NOT.

SO.

NOT.

SO.

NOT.

AAAARGH!! Stop arguing like little kids!

CUSTOMER CUSTOMER CUSTOMER

Who is it?

A Marotchi...

SHE BOUGHT THE TOY YAYAYAYAY OKAY NOW I CAN CLOSE UP AND GO HOME WHEE

SERVANTS BRING ME A SMOOTHIE ASAP

How about...no.

I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU

FORGET IT I'LL GET MY OWN SMOOTHIE

WHAT IF EVIL PIGLETS ATTACK YOU

I'll be your security guard! It is my duty, as the resident Shimashimatchi! *puffs up proudly*

You have no arms. Also, you fell down the stairs, in a doorway, and you tripped over 3 dust bunnies and a bug. If anyone should be the security guard, it's me.

It doesn't matter, I got my smoothie while you guys were talking. I was not attacked by evil piglets.

FEED ME

It's time to go, guys.

NOOO

THANK YOU FOR READING OUR BLAH POST

 

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Two marriages in one day! That makes my 15thA iD L and TMGC+C twins.

Pickle (15thA iD L): Got married and had a boy. He is currently Daiyatchi.(We'll decide on his name later)

Onion (TMGC+C): Got married and had a girl! Her name is Sakura. She is currently a Sakuramotchi.

Opal (TMGO): Still Chamametchi and running the toy store!

Okay guys, you can talk now!

...

...

...

Guys?

...

They're not here.

...

Hellooooo?

...

*silence*

*crickets chirp*

Does this mean I have to do the log all by myself? ;u;

...

*phone rings*

Hello?

HI BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ow. Hi...Boy.

BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEE! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

*gets earplugs* Ah, much better. Hi, Sakura!

AUNTIE OPAL IS SO NICE SHE TOOK US TO THE ZOO AND THEN THE WATERPARK AND THEN WE GOT ICE CREAM AND LOTS OF JUNK FOOD AND NOW WE'RE AT HER TOY STORE THIS IS SO FUNNNNNNNN

;u; You guys didn't invite me?

OF COURSE NOT EWWWWW WE DON'T WANT THE HUMAN SPOILING OUR FUN.

Hey, be nice!

ANYWAY IGNORE HIM HE'S BEING AN ***** AND WHEN WE WENT TO THE ZOO HE CLIMBED INTO THE TIGER'S HABITAT AND THEN WE THOUGHT HE'D GET EATEN UP BY THE TIGER BUT INSTEAD THE TIGER GAVE HIM FREE SKITTLES AND THAT WAS UNFAIR

ALSO THE TIGER SPEAKS ENGLISH

AND THEN TO MAKE UP FOR IT OPAL BOUGHT ME A STUFFED TIGER SO IT'S ALL GOOD

AND RIGHT NOW WE'RE AT THE STORE AND WE'RE TRYING TO SELL STUFF TO CUSTOMERS

EXCEPT WE'RE TAKING A BREAK TO TALK TO YOU

More like scream at me.

AUNTIE OPAL SAYS WE HAVE TO GET OFF THE PHONE SO BYE WEIRD HUMAN

YEAH BYE

Bye...*hangs up*

Thanks for reading, and we'll see you soon!

 

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Rice (15thA iD L): Became Sunnytchi! I don't really care who I get. I'm predicting Sunopotchi again.

Sakura (TMGC+C): Became Chamametchi!

Opal (TMGO): Still Chamametchi.

Yaaay! I'm Chamametchi twins with Opal! Yaaaay!!

Girl power! *high fives Sakura*

But you and me are twins too, Sakura! We were born on the same day, and I have another twin too! Gasp! Since my twin was born on the day we were born...does that make us triplets?

Whoa! I have three twins?? Weeeeeiiiird.

I have no twins. And my teeth hurt. ;u;

Do not worry! I will make your teeth not hurt! *throws piano at Blue*

AAAAGH!!

Don't listen to him, I know what will work! *stuffs 16 chocolate donuts in Blue's mouth*

Mm. *spits donuts out*

Gasp! You cannot waste donuts like that! Hurry! Gather the donuts! 5 second rule! SAVE THE DONUTS!!

SAVE THE DONUTS!!

SAVE THE DONUTS!!

Save my teeth.

OH GOTCHI STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR TEETH THERE ARE BIGGER PROBLEMS IN THIS LARGE HUMAN SIZED HOUSE

Like what?

LIKE THE FACT THAT TODAY I FOUND THAT ONE OF MY POINTS IS A LIGHTER ORANGE THAN ALL THE OTHER POINTS I THINK THIS IS A HUGE PROBLEM AND I MUST SEE A DOCTOR RIGHT AWAY AND GET TONS OF TESTS TO MAKE SURE IT ISN'T BECAUSE I AM DYING OF A HORRIBLE DISEASE AND- *passes out*

AAAGH HE'S DEAD

*runs around in circles screaming*

o.o How did he say that all in one breath?

Anyway. *kicks Rice*

*inhales* I AM ALIIIIIVE HOORAY IT IS A MIRACLE THANK YOU HUMAN

You're welcome.

Anyway, back to more important matters!

LIKE THAT FACT THAT THIS MORNING WHEN I GOT UP I STUBBED MY TOE

You have no toes.

I DO SO SEE

I see a nub.

WHATEVER HUMAN YOU DO NOT GET IT WITH YOUR DEFINED TOES SEE I CAN SEE THEM EASILY AND COUNT THEM 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 BUT WITH MY TOES YOU MUST LOOK CAREFULLY AND CHANNEL YOUR INNER TOE SEEING SKILLS

AH YES I CAN SEE YOUR TOES NOW

It still looks like one giant nub that is your leg.

UGH HUMANS ARE SO INSENSITIVE

Today I got almost all of my happy symbols! One more and I can visit *drumroll* THE KING'S PALACE!!! WHEEE!!!

Blah blah, big deal! I can visit TAMAX-TV and the library and Ura Tamatown and tons of other places!

Blah blah, nobody cares.

I CAN TURN MY PIXELS RED AND YOU CAN'T

I can turn red.

Only when you are embarrassed or too warm! Otherwise you stay this weird human colour that Tamagotchis cannot describe. We refer to it as Human Coloured.

Except humans have a wide variety of skin colours. It isn't limited to only one colour.

That's why we number the shades of human colours! Human Colour #1, Human Colour #2, Human Colour #3-

*claps hand over Opal's mouth* We don't need to know about how many shades of human colour there are.

*muffled* Yes, we do!

THE BIG HUMANS THAT LIVE WITH BLUE ARE TELLING HER TO GO NOW SO WE CAN'T LOG IT IS A SAD DAY A VERY SAD DAY

You guys are going to be back tomorrow.

IT IS NOT A SAD DAY ANYMORE THERE IS HOPE THANK YOU FOR READING FELLOW TAMAGOTCHIS AND THEIR WEIRD HUMANS PM US WITH YOUR WEIRD HUMAN STORIES AND HAVE A GOOD DAY EXCEPT FOR YOU HUMANS

Hey!

GOODBYE FRIENDS

 

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Thanks to all readers for over 13 100 views, whoo!

Rice (15thA iD L): Evolved into Meistertchi! He's currently wearing his Risurisu Meister Henshin Jo transformation, just in case I get all his happy symbols.

Sakura (TMGC+C): Still Chamametchi! I'm aiming for Memetchi.

Opal (TMGO): Also Chamametchi! I'll be getting her married in a few days.

HAHA RICE IS WEARING A SQUIRREL COSTUME HAHA

;__; Don't laugh at me. And it's not just a squirrel costume, it's a...a...MANLY squirrel costume! So there!

I spend every day selling costumes, and I can tell you right now that your costume is definitely not manly.

WHEN RICE IS HAPPY LITTLE HEARTS APPEAR IN HIS EARS

Okay, fine, so I'm not the MANLIEST character...it's not my fault, it's Blue's! She made me perfect care!

Or maybe I just fed you too many snacks. Either one.

HAHA I HAVE A BOTTLE OF STUFF THAT CUTS MY WEIGHT IN HALF AND YOU DON'T (special item on TMGC+C)

CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE THAT IS NOT ME AND MY COSTUME

Like what?

UM UM UM UM UM

LIKE ABOUT HOW I AM THE BEST THERE IS

Nooooo.

YOU CANNOT HOPE TO BEAT SAKURA IN AN AWESOME-OFF. SHE IS SIMPLY THE BEST THERE IS.

No, she isn't! I am the awesomest! It's me!

Awesomest isn't a word.

It is now!

You're my twin! You're supposed to agree with me all the time and support me no matter what!

Since when?

Since the day we were born, practically! Besides, I was born first!

No, I was!

No, I was!

I was born first!

No, I was!

I was!

It was me!

No, it was me!

Well, why don't you ask Blue? She got your parents married. Not to each other, I mean.

*Rice and Sakura turn to Blue*

Well? Who was born first?

Honestly...I don't remember. I remember there was one annoying baby, and that annoying baby evolved, and then there was another annoying baby. I don't remember who was born first.

...so who was born first?

I don't really remember for sure...but if you guys really want an answer, I think it might have been Sakura.

Ha! In your face!

It was only because I didn't want your dad turning into an oldie. If he did, you'd be a Gorippatchi or an Oyajitchi.

Aw.

*pouts* I wish you were an Oyajitchi.

Heyy!!

Thank you for sitting through their stupid argument. Hope you guys have an argument free day!

 

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Thanks for 13 237 views!

Thanks to CheesyNoodleTama for liking our last post!

Rice (15thA iD L): Will be hopefully getting married tomorrow.

Sakura (TMGC+C) and Opal (TMGO): Getting married this week!

OKAY GUYS I HAVE RECEIVED AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM OUR FRIENDS FROM NOODLE'S LOG ON TAMABOOK THAT WE MUST START SUBSCRIBING TO HIP TAMA MONTHLY AS WELL AS TAMA WEEKLY BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE TWO MOST RELIABLE MAGAZINES ON THE PLANET

I ALREADY SUBSCRIBED

YAY OUR KIDS WILL GROW UP WITH THE MOST RELIABLE MAGAZINES EVER THEY WILL NEVER BE FED WRONG INFORMATION

SORRY FOR THE SHORT POST BUT WE HAVE TO GO SO THANK YOU FOR READING DEAR HUMANS AND ALSO TAMAGOTCHIS

 

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Rice (15thA iD L): Got married and had a boy, Steve. He's a Tamatchi, and I'm going to try for Kuromametchi.

Sakura (TMGC+C): Will get married tomorrow!

Opal (TMGO): Got married to a Kuromametchi!

HELLO FRIENDS I AM RICE'S SON BLUE IS UPSET BECAUSE SHE HASN'T HAD A GIRL FOR A WHILE TOO BAD FOR HER

*sighs* If you were a girl, we would have an all girls log! You ruined it.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DIDN'T DECIDE MY GENDER

OR DID YOU

DUN DUN DUN

I SMELL COOKIES BLUE ARE THOSE COOKIES I AM ALMOST 500% POSITIVE THOSE ARE COOKIES

OOH COOKIES I LOVE COOKIES THEY ARE THE BEST ARE THEY COOKIES BLUE ARE THEY ARE THEY ARE THEY

I LOVE COOKIES TOO CAN I HAVE SOME

Yes, they're cookies, and they're baking, and I would give you some, but they're bigger than your shells and the chocolate chips are as big as you. So, no, you can't have any.

BLUE DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL YOU ABOUT HOW WE CAN-

*claps hand over Steve's mouth* Shhh! Humans aren't supposed to know!

Not supposed to know what?

It's a secret, only for Tamagotchis!

BLUE FEED ME MY RICE BOWLS ARE EMPTY FEED ME NOW

Okay. *stuffs umeboshi rice in Steve's mouth*

EWWW I HATE THAT STUFF

Too bad, you'll be eating it until you're an adult! ^.^

NOOOOOOOOOO

ARE THE COOKIES DONE YET

I told you, you can't have any!

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK

YAY THEY ARE DONE! FRIENDS, WE MUST GO AND EAT THE COOKIES! FORWARD, MARCH!

Wait-

 

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Steve (15thA iD L): Still Tamatchi! I'm expecting Young Oyajitchi, and then hopefully a Kuromametchi.

Sakura (TMGC+C): Getting married later today.

Opal (TMGO): Still married to Kuromametchi. No baby yet.

NO BLUE STOP STOP WITH THE DANGAN RONPA NONONONONONO

IT'S TERRIBLE I'M ADDICTED I CAN'T STOP WITH DANGAN RONPA

CALL THE POLICE

You guys watched Dangan Ronpa?

YES WE'RE ALL ADDICTED IT'S TERRIBLE

...isn't Dangan Ronpa a little violent for you, Steve?

HELLO I AM ALMOST A TEENAGER I CAN TOTALLY HANDLE IT

Almost.

ANYWAY BACK TO THE PROBLEM DOES TAMA WEEKLY SAY ANYTHING ABOUT CURING YOURSELF FROM DANGAN RONPA ADDICTION

IT SAYS YOU MUST EAT 6.4 LBS OF BEEF JERKY AND THEN SWIM 600 LAPS AND THEN VACUUM THE ENTIRE HOUSE

*19.2 lbs of beef jerky, 1800 laps, and three vacuuming sessions later*

I'M EXHAU-

*falls asleep*

ME-

*falls asleep*

*falls asleep*

HOOOOOONK

I guess it's just you and me, Kuromametchi. (haha I made a rhyme)

...

...

Fine, don't talk to me.

*sleeptalks* THANKS FOR READING AND HOPEFULLY WE ARE DANGAN RONPA FREE AND ALSO SOMETIMES I SNEAK OUT OF MY SHELL AND EAT ALL OF BLUE'S SECRET CANDY STASH THAT SHE THINKS IS SECRET BUT IT REALLY ISN'T

 

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Thanks to all readers for getting us up to over 13 300 views!!

Thanks to anyone who has liked posts! You guys rock!

So sorry for not updating! I had a lot of stuff to do and places to go and people to see.

Steve (15thA iD L): Became Kuchipatchi!

Sakura (TMGC+C): Got married and had a girl, Tasha. She's currently a Chamametchi.

Opal (TMGO): Has been paused for the last few days.

A FEW DAYS??? A FEW DAYS???

Here we go.

YOU PAUSED US FOR FOREVER!! ALL WE DID FOR LIKE 5 MILLION DAYS WAS STAND THERE NOT MOVING AT ALL!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW AWFUL THAT IS?

If it makes you feel any better, Tasha's batteries died and I didn't put them in until the next day.

Whaaaat?

Oh, Gotchi. *plugs ears*

*wait do I have ears*

*I think so*

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THE BLACKOUT AND FREEZING AND TIME TRAVEL WAS ALL BECAUSE MY BATTERIES DIED???? WHY DIDN'T YOU CHARGE THEM YOU IGNORANT-

*claps hand over Tasha's mouth* Because I couldn't get to an outlet and I was really tired.

MMPH MMMM MMM MMPH!

Ewwww! *takes hand off Tasha's mouth* Did you spit on my hand!

YES I DID AND I AM PROUD

I'M OUTRAGED MY BATTERIES DIED I THOUGHT THAT THE STORM BLEW THE POWER OUT

BUT THEN I FELT FROZEN

LIKE ICE

AND I COULDN'T MOVE OR DO ANYTHING

IT WAS AWFUL

YEAH GIRLFRIEND YOU TELL HER

Stop shouting, or I'll put you in The Closet.

NEVER! I WILL NEVER STOP SHOUTING ABOUT THIS INJUSTICE AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE-

*puts Tasha in the closet*

There. That's enough of that. ^_^

o.o

o.o

Why Blue, you look tired. Here, let me type for you.

Would you like a cushion? Or some tea? Or a cookie?

I'd like to go. Thanks for reading!

WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT

 

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Thanks to all readers for 13 400 views!!

Thanks to CheesyNoodleTama for liking our last post!

So sorry for not updating! I've been really busy these past couple of days and I have absolutely zero ideas it's terrible

Steve (15thA iD L): Unfortunately, Steve died. So, I restarted and got a girl, Tessa. She is currently a Mikazukitchi. I'll be aiming for Meloditchi, but I like all the characters from Mikazukitchi's line so it doesn't really matter who I get.

Tasha (TMGC+C): Became Maidtchi! I have some really old photos of a Maidtchi so if I have time, I'll upload them.

Opal (TMGO): Finally had a baby and left. It's a boy, and he's still a Kinotchi because I haven't got around to taking care of his baby hour. His name is...Pierre.

BLUE YOU LAZY BUTT WHY HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN CARE OF ME YET I'M SICK OF BEING A BABY IT SUCKS DJFSLDJFLSKDJLSDJFLKSJDF

I HATE BEING A MAIDTCHI IT MAKES ME WANT TO CLEAN EVERYTHING

MY HEAD IS A MOON AND IT'S REALLY HEAVY AAAUGH *falls over*

NO YOU MADE THE FLOOR DIRTY NOW I MUST CLEAN IT OR I WILL HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN OWEIRHOEF

BUT LET'S FOCUS ON THE BIG PROBLEM

WHAT PROBLEM THERE IS NO PROBLEM

WAIT

OH YES I REMEMBER

BLUE WHY DID YOU NOT TAKE ME SHOPPING WITH YOU THAT WAS RUDE I HAVE SUPER GOOD TASTE IN CLOTHES YOU KNOW I COULD TOTALLY PICK OUT AN OUTFIT FOR YOU AND YOU WOULD LOVE IT GUARANTEED 100%

Oh, really?

YEAH LET ME PICK ONE OUT FOR YOU RIGHT NOW

...

HERE YOU GO

...this is a clown suit.

YES ISN'T IT SPLENDID IT WOULD SUIT YOU PERFECTLY

Seriously?

YES I HAVE VERY EXPENSIVE AND TRENDY TASTES IN CLOTHING AM I RIGHT

Uh...

YOUR TASTE IN CLOTHES IS ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE

THAT'S A LIE AND YOU KNOW IT

IT'S WORSE THAN TASHA'S

My taste in clothes isn't bad!

You have at least 6 maid outfits hanging in your closet. Nothing else. Where are the jeans? The nice shirts?? The shoes?????

MY TASTE IS BETTER THAN HERS

NO IT ISN'T I'D RATHER WALK AROUND IN ONE OF TASHA'S MAID OUTFITS THAN THE THINGS YOU PICK OUT AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING

WHY YOU-

*arguing continues*

Pretty creative insults.

Wow. How many synonyms are there for "*****"?

Whoa. I didn't know that Pierre knew cuss words.

Wow. Are they...

They're getting into a fistfight.

Pierre doesn't have any fists.

True.

Well, I think we should go.

Thank you for reading! ^.^

 

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Thanks to whoever rated for you input!

Sorry for not updating! I was-

WATCHING ANIME AND IGNORING US

I was not-

You were! You were all sitting in the chair in your sweats and staring at the screen until your eyeballs fell out.

My eyeballs didn't fall out!

What were those giant scary humans???

Titans.

PSA DON'T WATCH THAT ANIME IT'S SCARY

It's not that scary-

THOSE GIANT TITANS WERE EATING-

*claps hand over Tasha's mouth* They don't need to know.

Anyway, updates:

Tessa (15thA iD L): Evolved into Meloditchi, yay! wow haven't had a perfect care in so long

Tasha (TMGC+C): Still Maidtchi!

Pierre (TMGO): ...I promise I will take care of his baby hour today.

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE PHOTOS OF ME RUDE

I don't have photos of Tasha, either. I only have really old ones of a Maidtchi using an umbrella, which is like an ancient version of Tasha.

Rude!! No wonder you didn't take any pictures of me!

I mostly have photos of Tessa.

HA! IN YOUR FACE!

You play favourites, Blue.

No, I don't.

You could've taken care of my baby hour, but instead, you sat there and watched anime and read fanfiction!

Do you know how stressful baby hour is?

Well, no...

I don't want to take care of it, plus I need to document when you poop in order to get your training bar filled up when you're older.

...

We didn't need to know that.

What?

Never mind.

WHEN ARE THE PHOTOS GOING TO BE DONE I WANT THE PEOPLE TO SEE MY BEAUTIFUL FACE

When Photobucket stops being a butt and uploads the last photo.

THIS IS TAKING FOREVER CAN'T WE JUST TAKE AN AIRPLANE AND YOUR CAMERA AND SHOW ALL OUR READERS THE PICTURES

Good luck with that.

GAAAH THIS IS SO BORING I'D RATHER LISTEN TO TESSA TALK ABOUT HERSELF

OKAY SO THIS ALL BEGAN WHEN-

*claps hand over Tessa's mouth* Nobody cares!

Can we just go and do photos next post?

I guess so, since it's taking so long.

GOOD BYE ADORING FANS AND DO NOT WORRY YOU WILL SEE PICTURES OF MY MELODITCHI-NESS VERY SOON

 

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Thanks to whoever rated for your input!

Thanks to tamastar133 for liking our last post!

Thanks to Tamacass for following! I really appreciate it!

Photos today!

Unfortunately...Tessa died. -.-" It's been the second time in a week! I feel really bad about it.

So, I hatched a boy, Vick. He's currently Ahirukutchi, and will evolve soon.

Tasha (TMGC+C): Will be getting married soon.

Pierre (TMGO): I lied, I haven't gotten to his baby hour yet. I've been really busy cleaning up and I'm not sure if I can run a third Tamagotchi because of school.

SHAME ON YOU BLUE SHAME ON YOU

YOU MADE MY SISTER RUN AWAY HOW COULD YOU AND NOW YOU LEFT ME WITH ALL THESE...BOYS!

Hey! What's wrong with boys? Boys are the coolest!! *puffs up*

I'm a girl!

YOU DON'T COUNT YOU'RE A HUMAN

But I'm still a girl.

Whatever.

HEY GUYS TODAY I VISITED THE MAGICAL MOUNTAIN OF MAGICALNESS AND I GOT THIS MAGIC POTATO!

That's a small potato.

DON'T INSULT THE MAGIC POTATO!

Hey, let's make mashed potatoes! *dumps potato in pot*

NOOOOOOOOOOO-

I am the Potato Genie! Who dares to summon me?

I do!

Well, then, you have 3 wishes.

Only three? Well, then, I wish-

THAT I HAVE ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD

*snaps fingers*

Yay, I have...BUNNIES????

Yes, you have all the bunnies in the world! That is what you wished for! Next wish!

No, I said-

I WISH THAT I'LL HAVE AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF RAVIOLI

*snaps fingers*

YEAH, I HAVE...TORTELLINI? I wished for ravioli!

1 more wish! Next one!

I WISH THAT UM UM UM UM I GET A SMALL POTATO

*snaps fingers*

YAY I HAVE A SMALL POTATO

KSDLFJDLKSJFLSDJLFSJ

*flashing light*

Whoa! I evolved into Sunnytchi!

My service is fulfilled! *disappears*

Ugh! What am I going to do with all this tortellini?

What am I going to do with all these bunnies?

I GOT MY WISH I GOT MY WISH I GOT A SMALL POTATO YAY

I didn't get a wish, and it was my idea to cook the potato, which summoned the genie.

...

...

...

WHATEVER NOBODY CARES

(okay so I didn't finish resizing my entire batch of pictures but I'll post the ones I did finish ok)

IT'S MY ANCESTOR I THINK SHE'S MARY POPPINS AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT

Now that you bring it up, she does look like Mary Poppins.

There's Tessa.

Thanks for reading!

GOOD BYE DEAR READERS

 

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Thanks to whoever rated my log, whoever liked posts, and for getting us up to 13 500 views!!

So sorry for not updating. I've been super busy cleaning stuff up and school and just getting used to spending time with like a million other people every day

Vick (15thA iD L): Is Sunopotchi.

Tasha (TMGC+C): Got married and had a boy, Umbrella. He's an Oyajitchi.

Pierre (TMGO): Took batteries out because 1) I need AAA batteries and running three that require two AAA's drains my supply, and 2) I don't have time for even two Tamagotchis anymore.

Alright, you each get two sentences.

I'M A PENGUIN AND IT'S AWESOME AND I LIKE ICE CREAM AND BLUE IS A MEANIE

I DON'T HAVE ARMS IT SUCKS

Sorry for the sucky post, I'm really tired right now. -.-

 

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Thanks to CheesyNoodleTama for liking our last post!

Thanks to all readers for getting us up to 13 600 views!I

I'm really sorry about not updating for so long! I just haven't found the time to sit down and log.

I've taken out the batteries in my TMGC+C because I don't think I can run more than one Tamagotchi right now. I'm currently running my 15thA iD L but that will change because I want to run multiple versions while school is going on.

Yvette (15thA iD L): Kusatchi.

Well, it's just you and me, Yvette.

Booooring. You're the most boringest boring person in the world, Blue! I wish I had a brother or sister.

No, you don't.

Hmph! You're not the one stuck with only a boring human to talk to. Yaaaawwwn. You don't even use a colour! You just use plain old boring BLACK!

Tell the readers about your day.

Okay, well, today I was born and I was a Marutchi which basically means I was a yellow blob and then my daddy abandoned me and left me with Blue, and then Blue took care of me really badly and didn't share her food with me and then I evolved into Kusatchi and now I'm a talking flower. The end.

Booooring.

Don't tell me I'm boring! It's supposed to be the other way around! *throws petals at Blue*

You do know petals aren't weapons?

Aaaaaargh! I don't have any arms or legs! I AM A PLANT! I HATE THIS!

It could be worse. You could become Mikazukitchi and have a super heavy moon for a head and fall over a lot.

At least I'll have arms and legs and I won't be a plant!

Blue, this room is boring. Can we change it?

But I like it. It's a library. I've wanted to use it for a long time.

But I don't like it! I'm the one living with it!

I'm the one who controls your Gotchi Points!

Why, you-

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Yvette became Mikazukitchi! I'm going to try for Meloditchi again.

AGH MY HEAD IS SUPER HEAVY *falls over*

Does your head glow in the dark?

*muffled* How would I know? *rolls over* Blue, I can't sit up.

Let's see if you glow in the dark! *turns off all the lights* You do!!!

Blue-

Now I can use you as a nightlight!

BLUE I CAN'T SIT UP!

Oh. Why didn't you say so? *pulls Yvette up*

Yay, now I'm sitting-

*falls down again*

Ow.

So, like I said, I'm aiming for Meloditchi-

AND YOU TOOK ME TO THE CAFE AND I WAS LIKE YAY THIS IS NICE BLUE IS TREATING ME TO A SNACK AND THEN YOU SHOVED TEN DIFFERENT THINGS IN MY MOUTH AND I HAD TO EAT THEM IT WAS TORTURE I TELL YOU TORTURE WHY DID YOU DO THAT NOW I'M FAT

Because the only way I'll get Meloditchi is through feeding you 20 or more snacks!

I hate being a teenager. You feed me too much food, my head is heavy, and you won't stop turning the lights on and off so I can glow in the dark.

What? It's fun! You light up just like a...a...lightbulb!

Laaaaame.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

I have not updated in so long, I'm sorry. ;A;

School and just life in general have gotten in the way, and I haven't really found a good time to log when I'm not tired. But, on the bright side, my Tamagotchi has not died! (yet)

I think there will be lots of random updates like this because I can't really update every day anymore.

I'M ZEBRA AND I'M A DAIYATCHI AND I LOOK LIKE A DIAMOND AND BLUE SUCKS

Thanks for reading this super short update, I'm really sorry about this bad updating. x.o

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to all of you for 13 809 views!

Thanks to CheesyNoodleTama for liking our last post!

I'm so sorry about not updating! As usual, we can point fingers at school. -.-

Zebra (15thA iD L): Evolved into Meistertchi. I have all the Henshin Jo transformations from Kujyakutchi (I forgot how to spell his name haha) and Sunnytchi, so whenever I get those teens I kind of just go through the motions and end up with a perfect care.

Blue is a meanie. All I did was sleep this week.

I'm really busy!

But today was okay so far, because Blue bought me a pack of seeds and I planted them, and she's going to buy me a new hat. Hats are cool.

Super cool.

And Blue changed my living room theme so now it's a jellybean kind of thing. I like jellybeans, but the letters in the back spell out "Jerrybeans".

I think it's funny.

And I think it's embarrassing. Change it, please.

No.

Why not??

Because it's cool.

That's a dumb reason! Take me to the decorating place and get it changed! Now!!!

Magic word?

*sighs* Please, oh great Blue, supreme ruler over me and all other Tamagotchis?

Hmmm...

No.

Uuuuuugggggghhhhhhh. I can't wait to get married.

Actually, come October, I'll be taking your batteries out.

Whaaaat??

Well, I want to run different Tamagotchis, but I can't run my iD L and another one at the same time. That's too much work. So, every month, I'll run a different Tamagotchi. (hopefully)

But...but...

I want to run my iD L and another Tamagotchi but it takes too much time and I don't have enough for Tamagotchis. You're already suffering as it is.

Yeah, just a little.

It's the 28th. 2 more days.

:<

Aw, don't worry. Your batteries will be back in before you know it.

Hmph.

...

Well, thanks for reading! Sorry about the lack of updates, hopefully I can get one in before the weekend this week.

*pokes Zebra* Do you want to say bye?

...

Okay, then.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to newtamamama for following, I really appreciate it!

Thanks to anyone who has liked posts!

A huge thanks to all readers for getting us up to 14 000 views!! You guys are amazing!

I haven't updated in so long....;A;

Anyway, I started up my V5, because I can get multiple Tamas talking with only one Tamagotchi.

...I hatched only one. -.-

Arthur is a boy. He's currently a Mousetchi.

I have no siblings! It sucks! The whole point of this stupid Tamagotchi shell is to have siblings, but noooo, I'm an only child! It's just me, my parents, and Blue.

Well, I was kind of disappointed too. Your dad was an only child too.

Sniff...I hate being an only child. It's no fun.

You don't have anyone to argue with. You can have all the food. You get all of your parents' attention.

I have nobody to talk to, I don't eat that much, and I get too much attention. I can only talk to you. ;u; A fate worse than death!

Hey! <_<

What? It's true. And you never share your food with me. You could've given me a little spoon of mashed potatoes, or a crumb of garlic bread, or even *sighs* a piece of turkey! But you ate it all for yourself!

I'm a human. I'm hungry. And you have tons of food too. I even bought you a new snack!

Pfft. It's not even that good.

I spent Gotchi Points on that rip off TV Shopping show that you watch all the time!

It's not a rip off! And it's not just a show, it's a lifestyle.

It's just a show.

Like how Attack on Titan is just a show?

Yes.

(My brilliant comeback did not go as planned. Must think up new ones in spare time.)

*looks over Arthur's shoulder* Is that a diiiiary?

*slams notebook shut* Noooo!! It's...a...log! To send back to Tamagotchi Planet!

Why use that log when you can use this one?

Because it's stupid.

Rude!

(Humans are equally as bad at comebacks. Interesting.)

I knew it! You are keeping a diary! Lucky for you, you don't have any siblings to tease you about it. But, you have...me!

A fate worse than death.

You said that already. Still rude.

(Human #5722 enjoys the word rude. Must look into it.)

It's time to go, Arthur. Do you have anything you want to say?

H E L P M E

Never mind. Thanks for reading, everyone!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Hello, everyone.

It's been two weeks since I've last posted, and unfortunately, I haven't unpaused my Tamagotchi since then. I simply haven't had time for them.

I've been seriously debating whether or not to start another one up, because I feel like I'm sometimes being unfair to them by pausing them and never playing games with them. I feel like I don't pay enough attention to them when I'm running them, and they are using up batteries just so I can keep this log going.

Don't get me wrong, Tamagotchis are really fun to run and this log is fun to write, but I just don't know if I have enough time for it this year. I've been a lot busier with homework, friends, and a lot of other things this year and it's just getting a lot harder to keep a regular log going like I did almost two years ago. I've been thinking about running my 15th Anniversary iD L again and trying to finish my TaMaToMo book, but I never get the baby or toddler I need to get the adults I need. I thought about running my V4.5, but those die way too easily and I really don't like having Tamagotchis die on me.

Thoughts on which I should run? Thoughts on if I should continue logging? Anything would be greatly appreciated. Expect a post on whether or not I've started a Tamagotchi and if I'll continue with this log for the foreseeable future.

Thanks for reading and sticking with me, guys. I really do appreciated it.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Hello! I've tentatively decided to stay with logging for now, but expect short, infrequent updates as I pretty much have 0 ideas lol

I'm currently running my 15th Anniversary iD L. I have an Ahirukutchi named George Clooney.

Which is the lamest name in the universe!

It is not! It's funny!

Why couldn't I have been named something else? Something normal?

Because someone suggested I name my Tamagotchi George Clooney, so I did.

*hangs head* I hate having someone who can decide on my name. And what I eat. And what I do. Why can't I decide?

The point is that I get to decide.

This sucks.

I could also change your name.

Wait! Really?

Yeah, if I wanted to.

Well...well...you should!

Why?

Because I feel stupid being named after some human who is apparently famous.

That's not a good reason.

Well...I might get bullied because of this stupid name! Yeah! *puffs up*

You don't go to school. You don't interact with anyone except for me.

I just feel stupid, okay??? I hate this name! Change it to something, anything! Just not George Clooney! Pleeeaaassseee???

Hmmm...okay.

Yay!

Your new name will be...Ugg Boot.

Great, that's...Ugg Boot?? That's worse than George Clooney!

You said to change it to "something, anything! Just not George Clooney!". That's something, that's anything, and that's not George Clooney!

Can you change it back to George Clooney, Blue? Please?

Not a chance, Ugg Boot.

Ugh.