kuchipatchi.is.blue's log of random tamaness

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Hi guys!

Rose: Makiko

Becca: Otokitchi

Sabrina: Morutchi

BLUE! I HAVE TWO DAYS UNTIL I TURN 10! AND WHEN I TURN 10, I WILL BE AN OLDIE! HURRY UP AND GET ME MARRIED ALREADY!!!

I'm sorry! I have homework!

Don't fight! Have tea with these mug cozies I knitted this morning! ^_^

I HATE TEA

Le gasp! How could you hate tea??!! Tea is delicious! *takes a huge sip* OWOWOWOWOW HOT HOT HOT AAAAAGH

*rolls eyes* That's why you blow on it first, genius. *blows on tea* *takes tiny sip* Wow, this is so good!

I THINK MY TONGUE IS BURNT

Let me see. *looks at Blue's tongue*

*dumps bucket of ice water on Blue's tongue*

There, all better! ^_^

AGH COLD COLD COLD

Whoa! Becca, where did all these scarves, sweaters, bags, and other things come from?

I knitted them!

Today?

Well, I started yesterday. But yeah, today! Isn't that neat?

O_O Not only cool, but scary! How is it possible to knit this much in two days???

I've had lots of time on my hands since I retired from firefighting!

I got kicked out of the hospital because I was a horrible nurse and then I got hired as a firefighter! Whoo!

You were a horrible nurse.

Rude!

Aaaaand now it's time to go, thanks for reading!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

I haven't updated for almost two weeks, oops.

I'm sorry guys, it's getting to the end of the year soon and teachers have started piling on LOTS of work and it's only going to go downhill from here, especially with finals soon. I haven't really had time for my Tamagotchis, so there really is nothing to report on. So, if my updating is scarce (which it already is), it's because I have tons of work to do and people and things to attend to, and those things have higher priority than keeping a log.

Summer is coming up soon, and I think I'm going to start running only 1 or 2 Tamagotchis so that I don't get too overwhelmed with taking care of a pet.

I'm really sorry for the lack of updates, guys. Thanks for sticking around.

(And if views went up, thank you so much for that! Even if I'm not updating, it's always nice to see that people take a look at my log. Thanks for liking posts, all you likers, and we're at page 25, ahhhh! That's amazing!)

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

*whispers* Hey guys.

Guess who's here.

Blue, that's who.

Whoa. Trippy.

So, anyway, let me update you on the Tamagotchis...

+C: batteries are out

iD L: batteries are out

V4.5: batteries are out

Tama Go: batteries are in????!!!

That's right! I am running my Tama Go and ONLY my Tama Go! I don't think I have ever done this before! This is the first time since my disastrous disaster with my old iD L last year (whoa...exactly last year...) that I am NOT running a colour Tamagotchi! (so trippy)

Anyway....

A relative picked out the Tama Go for me to run and I let them name her. Her name is Pretzel, and she is a Hoshitchi.

Whoa! So this is the log you've been going on and on about?

Yup. Lots and lots of Tamagotchis have been doing this before you. It's easy.

WoW iT's FuN tO tYpE

Um...

WOW THIS KEY MAKES MY LETTERS BIG!!!

Uh...

1234567890!@#$%^&*()_+~`[]\{}|;':",./<>?

Er...

THIS is SO much FUN???@@@!!!!!! Whoops, haven't got the hang of typing yhet, I'm only a kid, after all.

I see that.

Also, I have no arms.

I see that too.

Whoa, 25 pages! You've been doing this for 25 pages??? If it's 20 posts per page, and 25 pages....that's a lot of posts!

It is. This is the 483rd post. I think.

Wow, that's a lot! Wait, I'm going to try to count to it.

1, 2, I give up, it's too hard.

<_< I can see what happens when the Tama Go does not have school feature.

Well, I can just go to school with you, right?

Yeah...no.

What???? But...but...I was depending on you for the proper education!

One, your shell is too big. I cannot sneak you anywhere. Two, I don't want to risk you being found by teachers/peers. And three, you're safer staying home and I don't usually carry a bag around with me.

Well, you could start carrying a bag around!

Nah.

*angry huff* I don't wanna log anymore.

Are you sure? Normally Tamagotchis LOVE to log and let the world know what they think about me and beef jerky.

Well, I do love it. I mean, I hate it!

Ugh! This being spiteful is so hard. I was trying to make you beg for my forgiveness by refusing to log.

Why would I need to beg for your forgiveness?

Um...because you're being a big mean meanie that won't take me to school!

You really want to go to school that much?

Yes!!!

Fine. I'll drag you around on Tuesday. But you'll be asleep. Understood?

Yeah! I can hear everything and see everything anyways. The screen says I am asleep, but don't you worry Blue, I will be awake! You can count on me!!

(I really hope this does not go wrong)

Bye everybody! Thank you for reading!!

(I am hoping I can post at least twice a week; if not, I'll try to post in black and white whenever there's an update with Pretzel.)

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to all readers for 10 702 views!!

Pretzel evolved into a Makiko!

Yes I did! I evolved and it is awesome and the best part is I GET TO RUN MY OWN STORE AND SELL TRAVELING STUFF TO PEOPLE YAYAYAYAYYAAYAYA AND I MAKE MONEY WHOO HOOOOO

I LOVE MONEY

Lucky for me, I picked up the Makiko figure when I bought my Tama Go. Yay!

AND I'M PURPLE AND I HAVE CURLY HAIR AND I HAVE A SKIRT AND I MAKE MONEY AT MY STORE AND-

Calm down.

WHY SHOULD I DO THAT I LOVE USING CAPS LOCK LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE CAPS LOCK!!!!

I knew it was a bad idea to take you to Ringotchi's restaurant and let you have an entire jelly roll all to yourself.

THAT WASN'T A BAD IDEA IT WAS THE BEST IDEA EVER EVER EVER IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WANNA KNOW WHY

Okay, why?

BECAUSE I FEEL HAPPY AND I HAVE A SUGAR RUSH AND HAHAHHAHAHAHALALALALALAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA WHEEE

I really think that you should-

I SHOULD WHAT POST THIS BECAUSE I WILL AHAHAHAHAHHA

I was going to say take a nap, but that works too.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to all readers for 10 833 views!!

Thank you to TotallyTamagotchi for following, it means a lot to me!

I am so so so sorry I haven't been posting! I've had a lot of work and pressure from school in the past few weeks and it's really starting to take a toll. The only times I might be able to post are weekends and even then that's a little much because I have finals coming up very soon! D: So don't be surprised if I don't post for a very long time.

Pretzel: Makiko (TMGO)

Tess: Memeputchi (15th Anniversary iD L)

UGH I HATE HATE HATE BEING A BABY IT'S SO BORING AND I HAVE NO ARMS OR LEGS AND I CAN ONLY GO TO THE GAME CENTER AND THE PARK AND UGH UGH UGH BORING BORING BORING BORING!!!!

I hate being an adult. I have bills to pay and a house to clean and boring boring boring.

I am pretty okay with my age.

I'm jealous. This isn't fair and-*snores*

Did she just fall asleep in the middle of her sentence?

She's a baby Tamagotchi. Baby Tamagotchis fall asleep instantly.

Oh. Did I do that?

Yes. It was very quiet and peaceful when you were asleep and I enjoyed it very much.

*whacks Blue*

That didn't hurt at all, seeing as you are smaller than my pinky nail.

OKAY I AM AWAKE LET'S PARTY

That was so short, can't you go to sleep again?

NO NO NO NOO NO NO WAYYYY!!! I'M READY TO HAVE FUN AND EAT FUN THINGS AND-

OWWWOWOWOWOWOOWW I TRIPPED AND FELL ON MY FACE! PRETZEL, COME MAKE IT BETTER!

Why me?

BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BIG SISTER AND BLUE SUCKS AT COMFORTING!

*shrugs* It's true.

Okay...um...well....*puts bandage on Tess's face*

*pouts* That sucked, but it'll do.

It's time to go.

Awww! But we just got here!

Thanks for reading and we'll hopefully see you soon!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Over 11 000 views! Hooray!

I'm so sorry I haven't been updating! I know I've explained already (exams, bluh). But I'm going to try to actually update whenever something big happens, because I'm almost done. This is taking forever.

Clara: Kusatchi (15th Anniversary iD L)

Dina: Gorippatchi (+C)

I stopped running my Tama Go and picked up my +C instead because it's less work.

I AM A PLANT AND IT IS REALLY WEIRD BECAUSE FIRST OF ALL I CAN EAT BUT I CAN ALSO PHOTOSYNTHESIZE.

Photosynthesize?

Creating food using energy from the Sun. Like this.

Photosynthesis. Photosynthesis. Photosynthesis. Photo-

If there are no alpacas or flashing lights involved, I'm not interested.

But isn't it cool? I can make food using...me!

Keep in mind that you're going to evolve tomorrow, Clara.

I won't be a plant forever? I can't....*beat* PHOTOSYNTHESIZE?????!!!!!!!

No.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I, on the other hand, will always and forever be Miss Perfect, or Gorippatchi. So there! *gloat*

Yeah...no. When you turn 10 years old, Dina, you'll become an Otokitchi.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha! Nyah nyah! *blows raspberry* I, on the other hand, when I become an adult, I can stay an adult for as long as I want! So there!

And I will always be a human. Yay.

You must lead a boring life, Blue. You don't have the ability to PHOTOSYNTHESIZE.

<_< Shut up.

And now, my dears, it is time to....

Photosynthesize?

Nope! It's time to...photosynthesize!

That's what I said.

Noooo, you said it WRONG, w-r-o-n-g. You're supposed to say it photosynthesize, but you said it photosynthesize.

What difference does it make?

It makes every difference! Gosh, don't you ever LEARN??? You're supposed to be the perfect teacher!

Anyway.

Photosynthesis. Photosynthesis. Photosynthesis Photosynthesis. Photosynthesis. Photosynthesis. Photo-

CO2 + H20 -> C6 H12 O6 + 6O2.

Huh? What's that? I don't know any of this math stuff.

That's photosynthesis.

Oh. Well, my photosynthesis is MUCH cooler.

Photosynthesis. Photosynthesis. Photosynthesis. Photo-

Thanks for reading and putting up with this clown's weirdness! *points at Clara*

Photosynthesis. Photosynthesis. Photosynthesis. Photo-

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you for 11 161 views!

Clara is now Princess Tamako!

Today we had a usper fun day! First we went to Starbucks where Blue was a meanie and didn't let us have some of her drink. :c

Then me and Clara had to connect a lot. =.= Clara gave me a lot of flies.

I gave you flowers! I even let you win most of the time in the games!

*snort* You didn't LET me win. You just don't want to admit that I'm better than you at building blocks.

Oh yeah? Well-

Hey guys, don't fight. Tell the people about your day.

*huffy sigh* Well, Blue downloaded tons of downloads and maxed out almost all the limits and I got a new game and new foods and new clothes and seeds. And then Blue tried to win one the new game we downloaded and screamed in frustration because she kept failing.

Blue changed my living room. It's all modern and it feels cold. I don't like it.

Get used to it, you'll be stuck with it for a while.

BLUE IT IS TIME TO GO AND POUR ME SOME PINEAPPLE JUICE GOODBYE DEAR READERS

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

(yes I am doing it I am updating regularly yayayay)

Just a reminder:

Clara: 15th Anniversary iD L (Princess Tamako)

Dina: +C (Gorippatchi)

YESTERDAY BLUE MADE ME USE THE 3D GLASSES AND IT WAS SUPER COOL I WATCHED TV AND THEN THIS HUGE 3D BANANA APPEARED AND IT LOOKED YUMMY AND I WANTED TO EAT IT BUT IT DISAPPEARED AND IT MADE ME SAD SO BLUE FED ME A BANANA FROM THE KITCHEN

I planted a seed. Ooh, let's go see what I got!

*goes outside*

It's blooming...oh!

I got...a letter? Oh, it's not from the plant.

Whaaaaat????? My plant DIED!!!! :c

...

HA

HAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

MY TREE GAVE ME A STORYBOOK

IT DID NOT DIE

LIKE YOURS

HAHA

;___; Don't laugh at me.

Don't laugh at her. Didn't your last tree grow snakes, Dina?

HA

HAAHAH

HAHAHAAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH

<_< Don't laugh at me.

Clara, go buy a new pack of seeds and plant them. We can try again tomorrow.

Okay!

I'm ba-AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

What? What?? What happened? Did the Tama Depa lady attack you? Do not worry, I WILL STOP HER! *heroic pose*

No, it wasn't her. It was...dirt! I got some on my dress!

Oh, bananas. Seriously?

Yes! As a royal, I must keep my dress and me looking immaculate! That means, clean, neat, tidy, AND NO DIRT. UNACCEPTABLE!

<_< Wow.

Are you going to plant the seeds or not?

Of course not! Don't we have people for that? And besides, I don't need any more dirt on my dress.

<_< ...

Dina?

*huffy sigh* Fine, I'll plant the seed. But you owe me one.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HELP HELP EHLP BANANANA TRAIL MIX HELP I CAN'T TYPEEDF

What? What's wrong??

THERE WAS A BUG

So?

THERE WAS A BUG AND IT CRAWLED INTO MY TRAIL MIX AND NOW I CAN'T EAT IT WAAAAAAH BLUE YOU PLANT THE SEED

(babies <_< )

*plants seed*

There, that wasn't so bad, was it?

Nope, since I didn't have to do it! ^_^

Thanks for reading! Have a great, bug-free day!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you for 11 216 views!!

Dina evolved into an Otokitchi. -.- So I got her married today and she had a daughter, Ellie. Ellie is a Gorippatchi, like Dina. I have some photos of both Dina and Clara, but I might or might not post them. :/

Clara is still Princess Tamako.

Wow! So how do you do this logging thing?

You're doing it.

Oh.

Well, this is fun! ^_^

Today we went to a restaurant and Blue wouldn't share her fries and I was upset and then we came home and Blue hurt her finger and now we are logging.

You make our day sound so boring.

Well, it was. Half the time I was asleep, and you didn't pay nearly any attention to me! Instead, you paid lots and lots of attention to Ellie, and I should've gotten it! Hmph! *huffy sigh*

...I was a baby. I kind of need attention, lots of it. And don't you think you're being kind of selfish?

Me? Selfish? Ha! I am the most unselfish person ever!

*Tamagotchi

And furthermore, I deserve TONS AND TONS of attention! I am the princess, after all.

<_< ...

I suppose this calls for...extra attention to Ellie tomorrow! Yay!

No, not yay!

...buuuuut I'll get you a pet tomorrow.

Really?

Really.

Yaaaaaaaay!!!!!!! I'm finally going to get a pet! Yayayayayayayayay!!!!!

You were so lucky today, it was sunny for you. It was raining outside so I couldn't go and work on my garden. :<

I hope it's sunny tomorrow when I go to get my pet! Yay! Yay! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Which one are you going to get?

Maybe Doremitchi, or Chitchi.

I think Harapparatchi is cute. (spelling? The little green fluffy one )

Me too.

Or maybe a Hapihapitchi...

Oh yeah, we have to get pet food, water, a bed, a new house, some diamond pet tages, new toys, posters-

Thank you for reading, and PM us or leave us a comment on Blue's profile!

And a teddy bear, ooh, a diamond encrusted sweater, a gold crown, a solid gold tag-

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you for 11 304 views!

TMGC+C: Ellie (Gorippatchi)

15thA iD L: Clara (Princess Tamako)

I GOT A PET I GOT A PET IT'S TINY AND BLUE AND I THINK IT'S SOPRATCHI AND IT'S SO CUUUUUUUTE

There was a thunderstorm yesterday so I couldn't go outside. The lightning was so loud!

Only for you. For me and Blue, the weather was bee-yoo-ti-ful! Perfect for going outside, gardening, and playing with my new pet that gardens for me! He even lives in a little house next to mine! So cool!

Since we haven't had these for a while...photos!!

(These are of Dina)



Look, it's my mom!



And here she is painting a pictures of flowers!







Here she's using her special item. I forget what it is...

Boring boring boring blah blah blah. Now, here's the best part...photos of me, fabulous me! *strikes pose*

*rolls eyes*



Look, it's me in my fabulous Chinese living room! Isn't it great? I even get my own servant in the background, look!

And now it's time to go, thanks for reading!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to CheesyNoodleTama for liking our last post!

Ellie and Clara both got married.

Fiona: TMGC+C (Chamametchi)

Derek: 15th Anniversary iD L (Tamatchi)

Say hi.

...

HI I'M DEREK I'M A TAMATCHI AND I'M PINK AND BLOBBISH WAH I DON'T LIKE IT BUT I'M GOING TO EVOLVE SOON SO IT'S GOING TO BE A-OK AND I'M SO EXCITED I CAN'T WAIT TO EVOLVE FKSLDKFJA LKSJFDLAJFLDSJFLKJADSLKFJLKFJALKSFJLDSJF

Hi. I'm Fiona and I'm a Chamametchi. I think I might become a Maidtchi but we'll see.

As you can see, Fiona and Derek are drastically different.

WHAT DOES DRASTICALLY MEAN I DON'T KNOW A LOT OF STUFF BECAUSE I DON'T GO TO SCHOOL BUT I KNOW HOW TO SPELL AND HOW TO TYPE AND THAT IS A GOOD THING AND I CAN'T WAIT TO EVOLVE

<_< (Blue he's being so annoying make it stop)

(I actually can't do anything about it Fiona so don't complain)

I THINK I'M GOING TO BE A YOUNG OYAJITCHI BUT BLUE'S GOING TO GIVE ME ANOTHER CARE MISS JUST IN CASE AND I DON'T LIKE THAT BUT IT'S GOING TO BE ALL WORTH IT

I don't have all of the characters from Young Oyajitchi yet.

AND THAT'S WHY I'M BEING NEGLECTED WAAAAH

You're lucky, Derek. It's summer, so I don't have to pay more attention to school. I get to pay a lot of attention to my Tamagotchis.

REALLY???

Yup. During school the most my Tamagotchis get to do is sleep and eat and evolve. You guys get to plant seeds and buy stuff and play more games and stuff like that.

WOW I FEEL SO SPECIAL AND THAT WAS NOT SARCASTIC EVEN THOUGH IT SOUNDS THAT WAY

If this isn't being neglected, I feel really sorry for the poor Tamagotchis that lived during the school year.

-__- Wow, you make me feel really great about myself, Fiona.

LET'S GO THANKS FOR READING AND GOODBYE

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks for 11 638 views!!

Fiona: Makiko!

Derek: Kuchipatchi!

I also took Derek to the TAMAX-TV and he became the Patchi Dancers! If I have time I'll do photos.

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT ME AND THE TAMAS FROM NOODLE'S LOG MADE FIONA WEIRD WHEN WE WERE ON CHAT IT WAS SUPER COOL

YEAH THEY MADE ME A WEIRD POTION AND NOW I AM PANCAKES

What she meant to say was that she is weird.

YES I AM WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD HAHA WEIRD IS A WEIRD WORD WHOO HOO

o.o...

IT'S SO WONDERFUL RIGHT BLUE

Um...

WOW IT'S SO WONDERFUL THAT BLUE IS SPEECHLESS THIS IS THE BEST DECISION YOU HAVE EVER MADE DEREK A+ TO YOU

YAY I GOT AN A+ DID YOU HEAR THAT BLUE I GOT AN A+!!

That's...great.

BLUE WHY ARE YOU SO BORING AND QUIET DO WE NEED TO FEED YOU A WEIRD POTION TOO??

Well, there has to be at least one boring and quiet person on this log.

BUT BLUE EVERYBODY HAS TO BE WEIRD IT'S THE COOL THING TO DO ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT IF YOU AREN'T WEIRD YOU'RE NOT COOL

Wow, I'm so intimidated. Peer pressure. Help me.

TOO BAD FOR YOU NEITHER OF US WILL HELP YOU SO THERE!

*cough* Sarcasm *cough*

I NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS SO SHUT UP

It's obvious you two are too hyper to be logging. Let's go.

NNO-

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Nothing new happened, although Derek is now Patchi Dancers and has a tiny little...thing attached to his side. It behaves like a Tamagotchi.

GUYS IT'S REALLY WEIRD IMAGINE HAVING A LITTLE BALL SHAPED HUMAN ATTACHED TO YOUR HIP AND THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME

That's really freaky. o.o Although your little...thing is a lot more fun than you.

LE GASP! HOW RUDEEEE!!!

(tiny...Tamagotchi...thing attached to Derek) Well, excuse me for being a lot cooler and a better dancer than you.

NO WAY DUDE I AM THE BEST DANCER AND THE COOLEST I HAVE STAR SHAPED SUNGLASSES AND A BLOND AFRO YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

I eat your food. I look happy and I look sad with you. I dance with you. We are, after all, the Patchi Dancerssssss, not the Patchi Dancerrrrrr.

I hate you. You're the worst little brother ever. Blue, as soon as possible, please take me back to TAMAX-TV and get this pathetic excuse of a brother off of me. I want to be plain and green again! D:

;____; But...but...what happens to me? What happens when Derek goes back to normal?

*Blue, Fiona, and Derek look at each other*

Oh no.

Um, honey-

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You call HIM "honey" and not ME??? I am your kind of brother! We...uh...

Yes, you made me weird, and I really appreciate it, but can't you see? I'm trying to break the bad news to Tiny Thing. *claps hands over mouth* Oops.

WAIT A MINUTE THE THING THAT HAPPENS TO ME IS BAD????

Um...yeah. You...disappear.

Forever??

...

Yeah.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

*tries to run away*

*realizes he has no legs*

*and is also attached to Derek*

Great, I can't even run away and sulk, I'm attached to this weirdo's hip.

And you wonder why I want to get rid of you.

I do. Why wouldn't someone want to be around someone as fabulous as me?

Saaarrrcaaasssmmmm.

I know. I'm not stupid.

Blueuueuuuuuueeeeeeeeeee, is my fourth happy symbol here yet??

I haven't checked yet.

Why not??

Because I was doing fun things like eating ice cream instead of listening to your whining.

Ice cream??!! Why didn't we get some?

Yeah, Blue! Why didn't we get any?

What he said!

Because Fiona has some ice cream in her fridge, and you have multiple choices of downloaded ice cream in the cafe, Derek. And Tiny Thing.

Ha, see? She included me!

Yeah, but it was "Derek. And Tiny Thing." You were like...an afterthought!

Wow, big words.

Thanks. I've been reading the dictionary. Blue, can I do the end?

Yeah, sure.

Thanks for reading! Please PM us if you have any comments and we'll see you soon!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you for over 11 800 views!! We're almost at 12 000 views!

Just a refresher:

Derek: Kuchipatchi (15thA iD L)

Fiona: Makiko (TMGC+C)

I'm thinking about starting up a Connection, but I have a very bad history with running three Tamagotchis so we'll see.

YAY I AM FINALLY REGULAR KUCHIPATCHI AND ANNOYING TINY THING IS GONE YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!

Blue is a butt.

Wha? Why?

Because you didn't take us with you today. All we did was sleep. Boring!

Oh. I had volunteering, so I don't have any time to take care of Tamagotchis.

So? You should've brought us with you!

Then all you'd do is "sleep" in my bag, which is hot and stuffy and not that big.

And that's basically the same thing, except we can't go to the kitchen and have ice cream or go and trash Blue's room or play cards or eat chips until we explode or eat Skittles or play hide and seek. *claps hands over mouth* Oops.

You guys were awake while you were supposed to be sleeping?

*huffs* Duh, Blue. We're just like humans. We can't sleep all day. If you put us to sleep during the day, we might look like we're asleep, but we're really not. And when humans aren't around, we-

*claps hand over Fiona's mouth* Shhhhh!!! We can't let the HUMAN know! Get with it, Fiona!

If you're wondering, I know that you guys can come out of your shells and basically make a mess of everything. Don't you guys have that special power that makes you grow so you can go down stairs and stuff?

*jaw drops*

*ditto*

A couple of Tamas waaaay back mentioned that they went through the stuff in my locker while they were supposed to be sleeping in this post.

Oh.

Doesn't everyone know that?

Well...we thought it was a secret.

Ha. It was supposed to be. But Willa had a big mouth and couldn't keep it shut. So your "secret" has been broadcast to the entire world, or at least the people who've gone through the first page of my log.

Wow. So we went to all this trouble for nothing?

Basically. But nobody's really talked about it for a while, I guess. We ARE on page 25, after all. It's kind of far back... In fact, this November marks the second anniversary of this log. A...birthday, if you will.

Whoa! I thought we were the first ones. Like...the pioneers of this log. But we're not.

What gave you that idea?

Well, we haven't really changed pages...our posts are all on the same page. So it seems like it's only one page.

How can you miss the 25 up there? There's a green square around it.

I'm small, okay?

No, really?

I am far from small, and I like it! My arms and legs are not like spaghetti noodles. They're big and stubby and I'm big and chubby and I like it! I like me!

It's not like I can help having spaghetti noodle arms and legs.

Well, I'm glad I'm not a Makiko. Kuchipatchis are the best!

I agree.

Rude!

Makikos are cool too.

Hmph.

Nyah, nyah, Blue likes Kuchipatchis the best! Because we're chubby and adorable and we love food! And we eat Double Stuf Oreos!

Hey, guys, don't fight.

Whatever, dude. At least I get to do the ending today.

Thanks for reading! PM us with any comments and have a great day!

BECAUSE KUCHIPATCHIS ARE THE COOLEST

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to tamalover1918 for liking one of my older posts!

I think this might be one of Fiona's last posts, because I need to get her married soon in order to avoid having her become an old lady.

And we wouldn't want that, would we? No, we would not, because I don't want grey hair or wrinkles.

Haha! I'll never become an old man. I'll stay a young and chubby and adorable Kuchipatchi FOREVER!

And since you guys are too awesome...photos! This batch is of Fiona, since she's going to be leaving soon.

Aw, no fair!



This is me!

You and your spaghetti noodle arms.

<_< Shut up, Derek.





Here I am, painting! I love to paint. ^_^

I can totally paint something better than a boring old portrait.

Oh yeah?

Yeah! I'm the best at art!

*raises hand* I object.

Object what?

That you're good at art.

You tell him, Blue! You're my favourite!





And here I am using my special item, White Cream! On the TMGC+C, not all characters can use all items. Some anybody can use, but others are unusable unless you have the character! For example, only Makiko and another character (I forget who) can use White Cream. Everybody else can't.

That's no fun! On the iD L, anybody can use items!

Yes, but the animations for special items are so much cooler than on the iD L!

Hey...

Guys, don't fight. Next photo coming up in next post since we reached photo limit.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

And here I am after cleaning all the white cream off!

Yawn. Can we get to my photos?

No.

Aw, why not? They're so much cooler than boring Fiona's.

Hey!

No, because Fiona's leaving soon, so that's why she gets her photos posted first.

Hmph.

Thanks for reading, guys! PM us with any comments and we'll see you soon! Or...Derek and Blue and my kid will see you soon. ^_^ Bye!

EDIT: Psst, it's that time of the year again! It's...poll time!

Since I have more time on my hands and I'm going to be really lazy with nothing to do soon, it's time to vote on a Connection!

Your choices are:

V1

V3

V4

V4.5

V5

Go go go go! Vote via PM or a comment on my profile!

Yeah! Vote so I can have a little brother or sister! I'm not going to leave until a version wins!

Poll closes July 18th. I will start the winning Connection July 19th.

Go go go go!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to all readers for 11 982 views!

Thanks to whoever rated my log for your feedback!

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama for voting!

Poll:

V1: 0

V3: 1

V4: 0

V4.5: 0

V5: 0

Tons of photos today!

Fiona got married and had a girl, Grace. She is a Sakuramotchi.

BUT TODAY IS NOT ABOUT GRACE TODAY IS ALL ABOUT ME!!

*rolls eyes*







It's me, the fabulous me! I have an Oyajitchi wig! Yay!





Here's me and Onsenmoguratchi buying something from the Tama Depa!







And in here we're planting the seeds that we bought at the Tama Depa!

Haha, big brother is scared of a little plant!

<_< I wasn't SCARED, I was just...surprised.

Yupmhmmsure.





And I'm turning into the Patchi Dancers (with Tiny Thing, ugh) at TAMAX-TV!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Here's my close up! (and you can see even more of Tiny Thing, ugh)



We stopped to have an ice cream break. It was yummy!













And I'm playing with my super cool surfboard, although I don't know how it works on land...

Thanks for reading! PM us with your vote and any comments and have a great day! See you soon!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to Tamalover1918 and CheesyNoodleTama for liking posts!

Thanks to tnb494 for voting!

A huge thanks to all readers for getting up to 12 000 views!!! Yay!

V1: 0

V3: 1

V4: 0

V4.5: 1

V5: 0

No photos today, but expect some pics of the iD L case I recently finished. It doesn't fit as well as one of my others, but I'm not too big on pink, so... This one is pretty good.

Derek got married at the same time over chat with NN (from Noodle's log) and had a girl. Her name is Violet, suggested by the Tamagotchis from Noodle's log. Thanks Noodle and her Tamas!

Violet is currently a Morutchi. I'm trying for Furawatchi...get it? Violet, Furawatchi?

That was a really dumb joke.

I know.

Grace evolved into Chamametchi! If her gen is odd, I'm aiming for Lavuzukintchi. If her gen is even, I'm aiming for Furawatchi! (double Furawatchis! Whoaaaa)

Wow! We could be...twins!

I already have a twin, though. :/

Oh. But...oh.

But it's okay! I can have another twin!

Okay, great! ^.^

*sighs* It's so great to not have fighting here anymore.

Derek was a mean big brother. <.< He didn't like that I was a girl. He wanted a little brother.

Don't talk about my daddy like that! He's the nicest, smartest, funnest Kuchipatchi EVER!

Is funnest a word?

He was so mean! He thought I was stupid and he always hogged the bathroom and he ate AN ENTIRE CHEESE PIZZA AND I DIDN'T GET TO HAVE ANY SO I HAD TO EAT LEFTOVERS FROM LAST WEEK!!

That's not true! Daddy always shared his pizza with me!

Yeah, because you were a tiny Marutchi and his DAUGHTER, not his KIND OF SISTER.

Ugh! You're so mean. I don't want you as a twin anymore.

Gasp!

You can't say that! 5 minutes ago you wanted to be twins!

Well, I don't anymore! Hmph!

...

...

If I give you guys ice cream, will you promise to make up?
...

Fine.

...

Sure.

*gives Grace and Violet ice cream*

Yum! Do you still want to be twins?

Of course.

Yay!

Oh, the trials of having two sisters in the house. <.<

Thanks for reading!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Over 12 100 views! Whoo! Thanks guys!

Thanks to tnb494 for liking last post!

Poll:

V1: 0

V3: 1

V4: 0

V4.5: 1

V5: 0

Violet became Himetchi. I didn't have enough time to give her enough care misses, but Himetchi is cute.

Grace is still Chamametchi.

HIHIHIHIH YESTERDAY WE WATCHED A MOVIE AND IT WAS SO COOOOOL

AND THE POPCORN WAS REALLY GOOD

So YOU ate all the popcorn? Rude.

What? It was delicious.

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE IT WAS SO AWESOME KDJFSLKJSLDKJFS

Tell everyone what we watched.

WE WATCHED DESPICABLE ME 2 AND THEN WE WENT OUT FOR FOOD AND THE FOOD WAS GOOD I KNOW THAT BECAUSE I STOLE SOME OF BLUE'S

And that was also rude.

I'm so glad that you took us with you instead of leaving us home!

Aw, that's sweet.

BECAUSE WE GOT TO HAVE AWESOME FOOD AND POPCORN WHOOOOO

Oh. -.- That's the only reason?

The movie was good too, and we got free admission!

Movie theatres don't have prices for Tamagotchis...technically, you're toys.

WE ARE NOT TOYS, WE ARE...WE ARE...MUSHROOMS!

Mushrooms?

YEAH, MUSHROOMS! BECAUSE MUSHROOMS ARE COOL!

Well, I'm a REAL mushroom, because when I was a baby, I was a Nokotchi, which is practically a mushroom.

I WAS A BLOB WHEN I WAS A BABY I DID NOT ENJOY IT

I was pink and little and a mushroom! Whoo!

I was a human baby when I was a baby.

THAT'S BETTER THAN BEING A BLOB AT LEAST YOU HAVE ARMS AND LEGS

I don't even remember being a baby.

WELL I DO AND IT SUCKED IT FELT LIKE FOREVERRRRRR

It was only an hour.

TAMAGOTCHI TIME IS DIFFERENT THAN HUMAN TIME IT FELT LIKE 5 MILLION YEARS AAAAAAAGH

Same. Except I wasn't a blob.

COME WITH ME, GRACE, AND LET US DANCE IN THE GROCERY STORES AMONG THE MUSHROOMS

I, uh...okay?

THANK YOU FOR READING AND DON'T FORGET TO VOTE! NOW LET US DANCE WITH THE MUSHROOMS