kuchipatchi.is.blue's log of random tamaness

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you for over 7700 views! They went way up, all thanks to you guys! <3

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama (and Jimmy) for the name suggestion!

Richard M got married just now and had...a boy. Named him Conan, at the suggestion of CheesyNoodleTama.

Last night, Em got married as well and had...a boy. We'll introduce him when Em leaves.

I have yet to check on Jade.

HI GUYS I'M CONAN

I'M JAASDE AND I CAN FGINALLY TYUPE KINDF OOF

AND I'M EM AND YOU'RE WATCHING DISNEY CHANNEL!

<_< You guys are weird.

I'm still Androtchi.

I'M A KINOTCHI SINCE I WAS BORN 5 SECONDS AGO

Anmd i;m a kussatchhi! :kusatchi:

And I'm a human!

*cricket chirp*

Aw. ;___; It's supposed to be Valentine's Day. Don't I get a little love from my Tamagotchis?

*more silence and cricket chirping*

*coughs*

I don't even get love from my Tamagotchis? What about chocolate?

Oh, I have some. *reaches into giant chest of toys* Found it!

...that's from December.

Oh. Okay. *eats*

Ewwwsswwwsssswww@@@@

It's dangerous to eat old food.

I'm a baby.

All the more why you should not eat old food.

Whatever. *poops it out*

Ewwswswwww##3. i;n mot cleaaningg thaast.

*coughs* *looks at Blue*

<_< Fine, you wussies. *clean up poop*

All you did was press the buttons a few times and then a mop magically comes out of nowhere and cleans it up. That's not cleaning.

Yes, it is. If I didn't do that, that poop would stay there forever.

Oh. Ew. Thanks, Blue.

hopw comme he casn typee beter thasn mee>>>\

Because I have skills.

<_< Sure.

We have to go now and do actual work, so thanks for reading!

Bye bye!

EDIT: LSKJFD LSKJFSLDKJF LSKDJF LSJFL SKJ PAGE 23!!!!!

Yayayyyyy!!

Thank you to tamagotchialice for liking this post!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama for liking yesterday's post!

This is going to be a quick quick quick post, since I don't have a lot of time...

Em left her son with me (muahahaha >:3) and I don't think I need to tell you characters for Jade and Conan. Oh, but Jade has arms now.

I HAVE ARMS NOW AHAHAHAHA I CAN TYPE NOW WHOO HOO *Richard Moore laugh*

I'M A YOUNG MAMETCHI AND I HATE HATE HATE IT UGH

LOOK AT ME I'M TYPING WATCH ME TYPE YAY LOOK I'M TYPING I CAN SPELL EVERYTHING RIGHT WITH MY ARMS INSTEAD OF MY BUTT

Ew.

Look, I can say ew properly!

LOOK, I CAN USE PROPER PUNCTUATION!! *Richard Moore laugh*

I didn't know having arms was such a big deal.

It is to those who don't have them.

Arms are so important.

I SHARE A NAME WITH A CHARACTER WHO HAS NO ARMS!! D:

No, she does. You just don't see them sometimes.

But how can you have arms when you can't see them?

Don't question the logic. Everybody has arms. End of story.

You just said that there are people with no arms.

*huffy sigh* Yes, I did, but in Jade's case, everybody has arms, even the girl she was named for.

And now we have to go, thanks for reading! We're almost to 7800 views!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you for 7815 views!!!

Really really quick again as I always choose bad times to log... Go wild, guys.

I'M CONAN AND I'M A YOUNG MAMETCHI AND I HAVE EARS ON MY HEAD WHOO HOO

I'VE BEEN PAUSED SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME SDLIFJSLDKFJ LSDKFJ

And Em has left, I haven't had time to care for her son yet.

SO I'VE BEEN SLEEPING WHILE BLUE DID FUN STUFF WITHOUT ME

AND I'VE BEEN PAUSED BECAUSE POTATO

LISJFLSJDFLSJFD

APERTURE

DAVEJADE

WHY ARE WE TALKING LIKE THIS

I THINK IT'S BECAUSE JADE IS SITTING ON THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON. JADE, GET OFF. *PUSHES JADE OFF* Ah, much better.

Sorry. I'll sit on the shift key. *sits*

AUGH IT'S JUST LIKE WHEN YOU SAT ON THE CAPS LOCK KEY WHY CAN'T YOU SIT ON THE TABLE OR SOMETHING

FINE *gets off*

I'll sit on the 1 key!

1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Both 111111!!!!!! of you!!!!!!!!!111111 get off the key board!!!!@@@!!!!!!

JADE GET OFF THE KEYBOARD111387389R7489WTU4OIJSLVDF

Fine, bossypants. *gets off* *sticks tongue out at Blue*

I will if I get to push the post button.

Fine. Thanks for reading, guys!

HAHAHA I HAVE POWER I GET TO PUSH THE POST BUTTON AHAHAHAOIJAHAHAH

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama and Khipmunk for liking a post each! (I can't do the little heart things with my keyboard )

Thank you to Khipmunk for the lovely comments and for following!!!

Everybody is the same as always.

V1: yet to be unpaused (this week, I promise!)

Conan: Young Mametchi

Jade: Morutchi, but going to evolve soonish

So today, I played with the Magic Box, which only my character and this other one can use.

Pfff...xD

And so I opened it, and all this smoke came out! And then I got covered in it, and I became...an OLDIE! *dun dun dun*

And then he farted out another cloud of smoke and walked into it, but he was still an oldie!

So Conan got mad and threw a temper tantrum-

And a few miNUTES LATER, I TURNED BACK INTO YOUNG MAMETCHI.

JADE, GET OFF THE CAPS LOCK KEY AGAIN. GOSH.

BUT I LIKE IT HERE. I CAN SEE PERFECTLY FROM HERE.

*PUSHES JADE OFF THE CAPS LOCK KEY*

Fine. *sits on Blue's head*

You're really light! I should carry you on my head when you're not in your shell!

Yay! Piggyback rides! ^_^

Le gasp! How come I don't get a piggyback ride?

Because you're a loser.

Jade, that's mean! *puts Jade on desk*

YOU'RE MEAN! *SITS ON SHIFT KEY*

JADE!!!!!!!!!
JADE YOU LITTLE BRATTY...TAMAGOTCHI!!!

YOUR INSULT WAS HORRIBLE! I CAN DO BETTER ONES!

*pushes Jade off keyboard* Go to your shell! *puts Jade back in shell* If you come out, you'll go in...the Closet! *dun dun dun*

No, not The Closet! No no no no no no no pleaseee!! I'll be an angel from now on!

(seems pretty unlikely to me)

What was that?

*singsongy* Nuh-thing.

Thanks for reading, everyone! We'll see you soon!

Just you wait until I evolve, Conan. Just you wait.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you all so so so much for over 7900 views! We are so close to 8000

V1: Unpaused and is now a baby boy named Dave.

TMGC+C: Conan is now a Shimashimatchi who is green and black (TMGC+C colour change)

15thA iD L: Jade has evolved into Furawatchi.

I'll try to get a photo up of Conan (no guarantees).

HI GUYS I'M DAVEEEE

Oh good, he got the hang of typing faster than I did.

Everybody got the hang of typing faster than you did.

*punches Conan* Shut up.

OW OW OW OW DON'T HIT ME OW OW OW

Drama queen.

I EVOLVED

I'M A MARUTCHIII

DARM

Haha. Now you have to type with your butt (which is also big)

ASHUTY UUP

Ha. I have no sympathy.

Yuoou areww meassn.

Not as mean as HIM. *points at Conan*

Why you little-

No fighting on my log. You do know that this is MY log, not yours, right? It also means I will NOT type up all the swear words you just said, Conan. And in front of Dave too.

*smug face* Pottymouth. Also, you can't hit girls.

SSHee;s righght.

Poop.

No mean-ness on my log. Or pooping. Or hitting.

Yeah Conan. *evil eye*

Yeah Jade. *evil eye*

Stop it. *evil death glare*

I think this is a good time to end.

BUT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN THE FULL POTENTIAL OF MY TALKING JUST LET ME TALK A BIT MORE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OH NO YOU DON'T DO NOT HIT THAT POST BUTTON DAVE OR I WILL-

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Exactly 8000 views!!!! *squeee*

(CREDIT)

(CREDIT)

Thank you, dear readers, SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH!!!! I just....asdfghjkl;

And also, thank you to tamagotchialice, CheesyNoodleTama, and Khipmunk for liking yesterday's post! c:

That just made my day. Yay!

Yaawwwnn...Blue, why did I have to sleep all day today?

Because I had to go to school.

Well, whatever this shool business is about, I don't like it.

That makes two of us.

Yawwwnnn...Dave, how could you NOT like sleep??! Sleep is like the best thing ever!!!!

NO IT'S NOT

What? How could you say that?

SLEEP IS NOT THE BEST THING EVER IN THE WORLD

THE BEST THING EVER IN THE WORLD IS

ME

AND ALSO JIMMY

BUT SLEEP IS A CLOSE SECOND

*cough* You're not conceited.

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT CONSEETED MEANS

SO I WILL PRETEND THAT YOU ARE TELLING ME I AM AWESOME AND DESERVE TO BE THE KING OF THE WORLD AND LORD OF ALL THINGS AWESOME WHICH IS ME

AND THAT IS AWESOME, SO THANK YOU.

<_< ...

Dude, even I know what conceited means.

And Dave's been living for 24 hours.

Yeah. What now.

WELL IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I DO NOT CARE

SO

HAHA

JOKE'S ON YOU

There wasn't any joke to begin with.

...

WELL I COULDN'T THINK OF AN INTELLIGENT LINE TO BURN YOU WITH

SO

Stop using caps lock.

Fine.

Can we go now? We're going to be late for the Skype karaoke party.

Okay.

Thanks for reading, everybody! Thanks again for 8000 views!! *woot woot*

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama for liking yesterday's post!

SNORE

Zzzzz...

*snores*

You guys party too hard last night?

PARTY HARD SNORE

Zzzz...

ME AND JIMMY *snore* WE DID A HIP HOP VERSION OF TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR *snore* AND THEN DAVE STARTED SINGING SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND OVER AND OVER AND THEN JADE SAID SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DOITSU AND THEY BOTH KEPT SINGING IT OVER AND OVER AND THEN WE ALL DIED LAUGHING

SO YEAH

And the me and Savannah sang a duet for Good Time but we stopped halfway because we were laughing too hard and also Jimmy and Conan were throwing cheese puffs. *snore*

And then I ate them because cheese puffs are delicious.

And this all happened when I was asleep.

Yup.

And I didn't even wake up. Wait...I woke up at like 3 in the morning last night for no good reason at all. I thought it was 7. -.-

Oh. That was during our Christmas song marathon.

I did the best All I Want For Christmas Is You. We voted.

*snore* He's actually *yawn* a good singer. Dave, I mean. Conan sucks.

HEY

Imagine fingernails squeaking on a chalkboard blended with 100000 cats being strangled. That's how he sings. And that's how loud he sings.

THAT'S RUDE

...and I slept through fingernails squeaking on a chalkboard blended with 10000 cats being strangled.

It's 100000, actually.

YOU GUYS ARE MEAN

I AM THE BEST SINGER THAT HAS EVER LIVED

BETTER THAN DAVE

YEAH

GO ME

*cough* LIES, ALL OF THEM. *cough*

...rude.

BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT'S TRUE

I'M THE BEST

AND FABULOUS

*Richard Moore laugh*

*whispers to Blue* He had too much coffee today.

Ah. Well, I think we should end here.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO!

Too bad.

NOOOOOOOOOO-

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to all readers for 8129 views!!

SO TOMORROW

I AM GETTING MARRIED

THE SAME DAY AS JIMMY

SO WE CAN BE TWINS

AND OUR KIDS CAN BE TWINS

AND IT WILL GO ON FOREVER.

Jade got married, and had...a son. I don't know what to name him. Wait, now I do. Harley. Yes.

Um. Hi. I'm Harley.

HI HARLEY

GUESS WHAT

I'M YOUR UNCLE

BUT YOU SHOULD THINK OF ME AS YOUR COUSIN

BECAUSE I AM TOTALLY NOT OLD AND I AM SUPER FUN AND I AM TOTALLY IMMATURE

(maybe it's a good thing I'm the one taking care of your kid, not you...)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAID BUT IF IT WAS SOMETHING BAD ABOUT ME WELL POO ON YOU TOO

BUT ANYWAY

I have been paused. I woke Blue up at 2 in the morning beeping because my time was wrong so she paused me because she was too tired to feed me. But that's okay.

Sorry, Dave. ): I was just really tired and I had to wake up earlier today.

Why?

Because of things that I will not bother to tell people.

SO LAST NIGHT

WAS AWESOME

Oh yeah. Our sundae party with Jade was EPIC.

I had so much awesome stuff on my ice cream and IT WAS AWESOMEEEE

It was not AWESOMEEE. You stole all the M&M's and the cherries and the strawberries and THE ENTIRE BUCKET OF RAINBOW SHERBET.

I have no idea what's going on. ._.

Me neither. High five.

*high fives Blue*

NO I DIDN'T, JADE ATE ALL THE CHOCOLATE VANILLA SWIRL-

NO WAY, YOU DID, I SAW YOU, YOU GOT A SPATULA AND SHOVED IT IN YOUR MOUTH-

LOOK WHO'S TALKING, YOU ATE ALL THE STRAWBERRY

FROM THE CONTAINER OF NEOPOLITAN, I ATE ONE THIRD OF A CARTON, INSTEAD OF 3 WHOLE ONES LIKE YOU

I DID NOT EAT THREE I ATE 2.8

*arguing and fighting between Dave and Conan*

I think we should end.

I agree.

Thanks for reading, guys!

YOU ARE JUST-

AND WHO ATE ALL THE COOKIES AND CREAM, HMM? YOU, THAT'S WHO!

WELL THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT-

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama for the name suggestion and liking yesterday's post!

So Conan got married and had...a son. I don't think I've had a girl before on my +Color. Turning out to be like my 15thA iD L (all boys at the beginning). Ah well. Boys are nice, but the +C doesn't have a lot of characters.

Harley is due to evolve today.

Dave needs some love, so I'm going to try to devote some attention to him on the weekend.

Colour code:

Conan's son, Tooi (Kinotchi!)

Harley! (Kujyakutchi, but evolving soon)

Daveee!! (Marutchi)

HI GUYS I'M TOOI AND I'M TWINS WITH CONAN II SO GET YOUR HANDS OFF

It's not like anybody wants to be his twin. Or yours.

SHUT UP DAVE

Don't tell me to shut up.

Hey, guys, don't fight.

Thank you, Harley.

MY DAD SAID IF YOU GUYS WERE GOING TO BE MEAN TO ME HE WOULD COME AND BEAT YOU UP.

*huffy sigh* Okay, first of all, he has no arms. And second, even if he did, I could just pick him up and put him in a box and he wouldn't be able to get out. His size, relative to mine, is like 1:100000000000. More or less.

WELL HE'LL BEAT YOU UP ANYWAY AND GIVE YOU A BRUISE

He fell on my foot once. He was soft as a pillow.

AUGH SHUT UP HUMAN YOU'RE FRUSTRATING ME

*whispers to Harley* This is going to be fun. And annoying.

Mhmm.

BLUE FEED ME

*stuffs 100 popsicles into Tooi's mouth* There, you're fed. ^_^ And maybe you'll get a happy symbol!

NO I WON'T JUST BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO

HA

AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW WHEN I EVOLVE I'LL-*falls asleep*

How does one spontaneously fall asleep?

They have to be Tamagotchis. Once the clock hits the second your sleeping time is, it's beddy bye for you. At least, that's what it looks like.

Well, *yawn* I for one do not fall asleep at 7 at night.

More like 7 in the morning.

Actually, that's true. Blue puts me to sleep around that time because she has school.

True story.

*snore*

OKAY I'M AWAKE SORRY FOR NAPPING EVERYBODY BUT IT WAS NATURAL INSTINCT

Can we please end?

Yeah. Dave, want to do the honours?

Thanks for reading! PM us if you have any questions or comments and we'll see you soon!

BYE

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Wow wow wow! 8310 views? Already? Thanks so much!

Tooi is a Kikitchi.

Dave is a Hinotamatchi.

Harley is a Mametchi (Henshin Jo transformation -> Ura Mametchi)

I'M A MONKEY LOOK AT ME!!!!

I'm a fiery ball of...fire!

And I'm a smart Mametchi! Wait, no. I'm a funny, awesome Ura Mametchi.

The only character that actually suits your personality is Harley's.

Ha! What now, suckahs!

WELL

I'M BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU

BECAUSE I'M A MONKEY

HA

*sets Tooi's hand on fire* Oops.

AUGH MY HAND IS ON FIRE

AUGH

AUGH

AUGH

AUGH

*puts Tooi's hand out with water*

Ah. Much better. *looks at hand* AGH IT'S BLACK

*puts magical healing thingy from a unicorn on Tooi's hand*

Yay! My hand is normal coloured!

Aw, poop. Harley, can you not be responsible and nice for once?

No. But I'm on your side.

THAT'S RUDE

ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE ON MY SIDE

AND I CAN BE YOUR LEADER

YOU CAN CALL ME KING TOOI LORD OF ALL THINGS AWESOME BARON OF AWESOMENESS

AND ALSO LORD OF POTATO CHIPS BECAUSE I LIKE THOSE.

I will never be on your side, you will never be MY leader, and your name is too long.

BLAH BLAH BLAH DETAILS DETAILS

SHUT UP OR I WILL SET YOUR ENTIRE BODY ON FIRE WITH MY HAIR FOR REAL THIS TIME SO ZIP YOUR LIPS AND THROW AWAY THE KEY YOU-

*claps hand over Dave's mouth* Shhh. Calm down. Breathe in, and out.

Mm mmrph mmm? (Why isn't your hand on fire?)

Because I have my trusty transparent fireproof gloves on, courtesy of Harley.

You're welcome.

OKAY GUYS THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE SO GOODBYE THANKS FOR READING AND GIVE US COMMENTS OKAY

PLEASE. THERE. I SAID THE MAGIC WORD.

BYE.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to all for 8477 views!!

Sorry for not logging yesterday, I had (and still have) a lot of homework.

Tooi is a Kuchipatchi.

Dave is still a Hinotamatchi.

Harley is a Mametchi.

You guys all get one sentence. I'm tired.

HI GUYS IT'S TOOI AND I'M GOING TO BE PATCHIMAN AND I LIKE CHEETOS AND I LIKE CHICKEN AND I LIKE BEEF AND I LIKE FOOD IN GENERAL BECAUSE I'M A KUCHIPATCHI AND KUCHIPATCHIS LIKE FOOD AND-

Time's up. Dave?

Um. Hi.

Yeah. Hi.

That's all I feel like doing, sorry for the sucky post. I'll do a better one soon, I promise. I'm just really tired. Thanks for reading, as always.

EDIT: Thanks to CheesyNoodleTama, tamagotchialice, and Khipmunk for liking last post!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Whaaaat???!! It has only been 3 days, and my views have gone up be almost 300!

Thank you to all of you guys so so so so much for reading my log!

This week has been super hectic and next week will be too, so don't expect any good posts for a while. ): I'm sorry.

Tooi: Is a Patchiman and will get married this weekend.

Harley has unfortunately DIED, because I have bad luck with Ura Mametchi. -.-" There's a girl in place, Iris. She is a Mimitchi.

Dave is now a Maskitchi.

OH MY GOTCHI, I'M GOING TO BE MARRIED! *happy dance*

Why are you so happy?

I CAN FINALLY GET AWAY FROM YOU WEIRDOS AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT AND I CAN HAVE KARAOKE PARTIES WITH CONAN II!!!

You're rude.

I'm a Maskitchi. I kind of like it. I like having a helmet. Now I'm allowed to go skiing and skating.

<_< Will you stop rubbing it in?
Mmmm...no.

I like skiing.

I want to ski, but I don't have a helmet! D: It looks so fun!

WHO NEEDS SKIING WHEN YOU CAN FLY

LIKE ME

*tries to fly*

*crashes to ground*

OWOWOWOOWW!!

I have to go now, so thanks again for reading, everybody! ^_^ Your views, comments, and likes mean a lot to me.

I NEED A BANDAID OR MAYBE 10

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to all for 8883 views!!!

Thanks to CheesyNoodleTama for liking last post and for the name suggestion!

Tooi got married and had a boy, Leonard.

Iris and Dave are still the same.

Hi guys. My name is Leonard. I'm twins with Zelda.

Hi Leonard! I'm Iris.

And I'm Dave, and my helmet is sweaty.

Ew.

What? We all sweat. Excuse me, I need to go Febreze my helmet. *leaves*

Gross.

We don't need to hear ALL the details...

Okay, I'm back. *inhales* Ah, the fresh scent of Ocean Breeze.

Um. Okay.

Er.

Awkward.

....

Are any of you weird, like Tooi?

No.

Nope.

No.
Really? Not even you, Leonard? Tooi was weird, and his dad was weird...

I guess it just skipped a generation.

Huh.

So...this is shaping up to be boring.

Nuh uh! I can be SUPER EXCITING!

Behold, the magic bottle of...APPLE JUICE!

Okay...

I AM GOING TO DRINK THIS APPLE JUICE

*drinks*

Ahh, refreshing. Wasn't that exciting?

No.

*wilts* You're mean!

Are you really letting the opinion of a BABY get to you?

Yes.

You shouldn't.

Um...okay.

*wakes up* I'm awake! I was asleep?

I guess so.

We're the most boring people ever.

Might as well just post.

Yeah. We should drink coffee next post.

Oh yes, you should. Thanks for reading, everybody.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama for liking our last post!!

Thank you to ALL READERS for 9112 VIEWS!!!!

Blue would like to thank all of you reading this for always tuning in and putting up with her huge long log breaks. Blue is super, super busy and said that she's too lazy to do today's post. She's sorry for not posting for the last couple of days, but there wasn't any time.

Tooi got married on Sunday, and had a son. His name is...Leonard, I think he was introduced.

Iris got married today and had a son. His name is...I don't know.

My name is Jay.

Yeah. His name is Jay. AND I'M STILL A BABY

Leonard has been on pause for a while. I think Blue means to unpause you...

WELL I AM STILL MAD

And we're sorry for the short post but we have to go now, so thanks for reading as always! Blue will be pretty busy for the next couple of weeks, but don't fret, we'll be having big long crazy posts soon enough!

AND BY THE TIME THAT HAPPENS I BETTER BE A TODDLER

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama and Khipmunk for liking my posts!

Jay is now a Daiyatchi. I'm going to take care of Leonard tonight, since I'm busy doing homework and other stuff.

I'M A DIAMOND AND I SPARKLE

SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND

Oh, no. Please don't.

WE'RE BEAUTIFUL LIKE DIAMONDS IN THE SKY

Diamonds don't shine, they reflect.

....

REFLECT LIKE A DIAMOND

*facepalm*

I don't care if I shine or reflect as long as I'm a diamond! ^_^

But what if you weren't a diamond? What if you were *beat* CUBIC ZIRCONIUM?

Or worse...PLASTIC?

*Blue and Dave*

DUN DUN DUN!

;u; But...but...I don't wanna be cumic zirconiun! I wanna be REAL! I WANNA BE A REAL BOY!

I wanna be the very best...

WELL GUESS WHAT

I WANNA BE A CHILD

BUT I AM STILL A BABY

AND HAVE BEEN FOR ALMOST A WEEK

SO STOP WHINING

You can't tell me what to do! I'm older than you!

*snorts* I was born on Sunday. You were born yesterday. I'm older than you.

Well...I evolved!

*inspects nails* Still older than you.

Wait, how can you inspect your nails? You don't have any.

I...well...um...whatever! *huffy sigh*

Blue. The homework?

Oh. Yeah.

Thanks so very much for reading! I-

WE

WE really appreciate it!

SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A-

*claps hand over Leonard's mouth*

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama and Khipmunk for liking some of my posts!!

So sorry for not updating yesterday. I had a school thing to do and then I was really tired and felt really lazy.

Jay is now a Mametchi. I'm going to try (yet again) to get Ura Mametchi, get his photo stamped in the Tamatomo book, all without him dying.

Leonard is now a Young Mametchi. I'm going to try for the perfect care character for the even generations (I don't know who it is).

Dave is still an unmarried Maskitchi.

Bachelors for the win!

Oh yeah! High five!

BOY POWER

Um.

WELL NOT YOU DUH FIRST OF ALL YOU'RE NOT A BOY AND SECOND YOU'RE A HUMAN UGH

Excuse you.

AND ALSO I DO NOT NEED TO BE EXCUSED

Just trying to be polite.

STOP TALKING TO ME HUMAN YOU ARE NOT ONE OF US

What was that I hear? "Blue, take me to The Closet, please please please! I loooooove it there!!" Okay! I'll take you to The Closet!

OKAY YEAH SURE WAIT WHAT?

*puts Leonard in The Closet*

Nooooo-

*shuts door* There, all better! ^_^ Anybody want to join him?

*crickets chirp* I thought so.

Blue, what's in The Closet?

Monsters.

Whaaaaat???!!

Lots of them.

What kind of m-monsters?

Big scary ones...

With tons of teeth, and they're super furry, and they have tons of arms and legs and their favourite food is....MAMETCHI...and...YOUNG MAMETCHI

Scary....

*sneaks up behind Jay in a monster suit* Boo.

*turns around* AAAAHHHHH!!!!! *faints*

High five, Dave.

*high fives Blue*

Thanks for reading! Have a great day!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to Khipmunk for liking last post!
Everybody is still the same.
Colour code reminder because I forgot:
Dave
Leonard
Jay
SO I HAVE STILL NOT EVOLVED
Because you're going to evolve tomorrow.
BUT IT'S NOT FAIR YOU GET TO EVOLVE AFTER ONE DAY UGH
I'm still not married, and I'm 10 years old. The matchmaker hasn't come yet. You don't see me complaining.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL MATURE AND WORLDLY AND CALM AND GRACEFUL AND I AM AN AWKWARD TEENAGER WHO TRIPS ON BUGS *trips on bug* AGH!
Bug: Excuuuuuse you! *huffy sigh and scuttles away*

*snickers*
DON'T YOU *SNICKERS* AT ME AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT I WANT A SNICKER NO TWO NO TEN I WANT ALLL THE SNICKERS HAHAHAHA *deranged laugh*
*whispers to 8lue* Is he ok8?
*whispers to Jay* No. And don't talk like her.
Who's her?
You know who I'm talking about. You read over my shoulder.
No I don't...yes, I do. Fine. But it's just that my colour is similar to her colour...and it's fun to type like that!
Whatever.
WH4T 1F 1 TYP3D L1K3 TH1S?
No, and your colour is not delicious enough. Anyway, that's not the point. The main problem at hand is...that. *points at Leonard*
EEE HEEE HEE ECK HACK HACK BLUH *coughs a lot* HEHEHEHEHEHEH I WANT SNICKERS HAHAHA SNICKERS ARE GOOD HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Oh. Right.
DoEs It BoThEr YoU wHeN i TyPe LiKe ThIs?
A little bit. Look, can't you type NORMALLY?
*pouts* Fine.
*pokes Leonard once*

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE THAT TICKLES STOP POKING ME JAY HHAHAHAHAHA

I don't think there's anything to do.

Let's all just back away....slowly...

*all back away*

HAHAHAHA I WANT SNICKERS AND THANKS FOR READING AND SEND ME SOME SNICKERS EHEHEHEHE

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank to Khipmunk for liking last post!

See? Told you I'd be super busy. Well, the weekend is coming up, so I'll have some more time then. ^-^

Jay has gotten married and had a son, Mike. He is a Maisutatchi.

Dave is still a Maskitchi and still unmarried. I think once he either gets married or dies I'll pull out my V4 or V4.5, since I have a bit of time off coming up.

Leonard is a Shimashimatchi and will get married by Saturday.

HELLO EVERYBODY SO TODAY WAS PI DAY AND BLUE GOT SOME PIE AND SHE SAID IT TASTED YUMMY BUT I AM MAD BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET ANY

I left you at home, and I got the pie from my friend who didn't want it.

WELL YOU COULD HAVE SAVED SOME FOR ME

How do I explain that? "Hey, can I save that for my whiny Tamagotchi, even though it is an inanimate object?"

I AM NOT AN INANIMATE OBJECT I AM VERY ANIMATE

Only to me and the other people reading this.

WELL THAT IS RUDE

How is that rude?

I MEAN IT'S RUDE THAT EVERYBODY DOES NOT SEE ME AS AN ANIMATE OBJECT

I rest my case.

So...

Blue, can you unpause me?

I'll unpause you soon, promise. I barely have enough time for 2 Tamagotchis.

We have to go now, ugh. Thanks for reading and we'll hopefully see you soon!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you so much for 9399 views!

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama for liking a post!

First off, I am so sorry for not posting since the 14th. -.- I got really, really busy and haven't had time to sit down and write a good long log post (and I'm not spouting inspiration all the time).

Changes:

V1's battery died, so I put it away. Sorry, Dave!

In place is the V4.5, with a Matsuritchi. His name is Spiderman, probably from around when Bat-man was around on CheesyNoodleTama's log.

15thA iD L is now a Giragiratchi named Kate.

Leonard got married and had a girl (FINALLY), Mia. She is currently a Chamametchi.

Okay? Cool? Lots of changes.

Alright, you guys get to introduce yourselves but only with a few lines at most.

Okay! Yay! I'll go first. I'm Mia, I'm a Chamametchi, and I love love love candy! I can't wait to be an adult!

Um, I'm Kate, I'm pink...yeah.

MY NAME IS SPIDERMAN AND I'M THE ONLY BOY AND BLACK AND WHITE TAMAGOTCHI AND THAT MAKES ME SPECIAL

*snort* No, it doesn't. We're all in colour, including Blue. You, on the other hand, are a bunch of cheap black and white pixels. Ha!

For your information, it's black and GREY. If you're going to insult me, do it properly.

Mia, don't be mean to Spiderman. He can get...angry.

Pfft! Like that stupid black and white Tamagotchi can do anything.

I can! *magical poofy-ness*

Mia: Whaaaat? I'm all in black and white! Gasp! And now I'm typing in black instead of purple! Noooo! I want to type in purple! It's my favourite colour!!!!

(highlight to read when there is a K)Oh no! I'm typing in white!

(this is Blue) Whoa! I'm typing in purple!

...

Cool!!! I haven't typed in colour at all for almost 1 and a half years!!

Thanks, Spiderman!

^_^ No problem.

Mia: Hey, my pixels are black and white now! DD:

*Blue and Spiderman* IT'S BLACK AND GREY!!

I think we need a new colour code:

Blue is purple!! Yay!

Mia: I'm typing in black. Hmph.

K And I'm typing in white, which is like invisible ink!

Both of you have black and grey pixels now, and I'm in colour! Stare at my beautifulness! *strikes pose*

...no. Just...no.

Mia: Can I type in purple yet? Spiderman, can you get rid of your magical poofy-ness?

*inspects nails* Mmm....nah. I don't feel like it.

Mia: You don't FEEL LIKE IT???!!

*checks face for zits* Well, you were being super mean, and seeing as I have the magical powers and you don't...*shrugs* I like this system.

K Personally, I like having white writing. It makes me feel like a spy. :3

I like writing in purple too. Well, you're outnumbered, Mia. 3 against 1. ;3

Mia: *pouts*

Wait, Spiderman, you don't have any nails. How can you inspect them?

I...uh....stop bullying me!

...I wasn't bullying you.

Okay, fine. Shall I write *inspects place on hands where nails should be*? No? I didn't think so. Don't make me turn you into a frog, Blue.

I don't want to be a frog.

K Hahahaha, you don't know what I'm writing!

This is long enough. Say bye, Mia! ^.^

Mia: *extremely grumpy* Bye.

Thanks for reading! See you soon!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you for 9444 views! ^J^

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama and Khipmunk for liking last post!

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama for the comments and support!

Howard from Noodle's log changed my colour and Kate's colour back! But Kate got married so we got stuck with her bratty little son. <_<

I am NOT bratty!

Um, yeah, you are.

Alright, guys, you can argue when I'm finished, okay?

Mia is now a Marotchi. T.T I thought I took better care of her...

Kate got married and had a son, Larry. He is a Sunnytchi.

Spiderman got married and had a daughter.

Okay, you can rage now.

Stop calling me bratty, Mia! You're bratty too!

No, I'm not. I'm an adult. Adults can't be bratty.

Some can be bratty, and you were a total brat, remember?

That's from when I was stuck up because I was cute and a Chamametchi. Since becoming a Marotchi, I'm a lot less stuck up.

*snorts*

Bro, this is a lot better than when she was a teenager.

Really?

Yeah. She was super mean to me, so I used my magical powers to turn her pixels black and white-

Black and GREY.

-black and GREY, and her writing became black. I changed your mom too, but she was cool with it because she got to write in invisible ink.

Whoa, invisible ink! That's cool. Ugh, I wish my mom stayed.

You'll get to visit her when you evolve.

I WANT TO EVOLVE I'M SO SICK OF BEING A TEENAGER UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH

Ha, I'm an adult already.

Shut up.

Thanks for reading! See you soon!