Death Gods Only Eat Apples

[nokotchi]

Aya scowled. "You're an idiot, Matt!"

 

[.chasm.]

"Not really," Matt muttered, already staring at the screen with glassy eyes.

 

[nokotchi]

"How so?" Aya asked, sitting back and crossing her arms.

 

[.chasm.]

"You're the one who believed what I just said about you maybe being pregnant," Matt muttered.

 

[nokotchi]

"Well, I might be! You told me you don't think you used a condom!" Aya yelled, clenching her fists.

 

[.chasm.]

"I only thought that," Matt said, glancing up from his game. "I didn't say that I definitely didn't."

 

[nokotchi]

"Well, did you?" Aya asked, sitting forward in her seat. "... And why the f*** are you playing VIDEO GAMES at a time like this?"

 

[.chasm.]

Matt nodded, looking back down at his game. "Yeah. And why not?" Even so, he closed his DS and pocketed it, in case Aya decided that it would look better in pieces.

 

[nokotchi]

"You bi***, why did you wait until now to tell me?" Aya practically screamed, standing up.

Sakura burst out in laughter at how casually Matt said it.

 

[.chasm.]

Matt shrugged, leaning back and folding his arms. "Well, I only found out a few minutes ago."

 

[nokotchi]

"Even so! You've been saying s**t to me for the past few minutes about babies. You a**hole!" Aya said, bringing her leg back and slamming her foot into Matt's shin.

 

[.chasm.]

Matt sat straight up and winced, pulling his legs up towards him. "It was funny."

 

[nokotchi]

"f*****g bi***," Aya muttered, sitting back down.

Sakura turned around in her chair, grinning. "Is it bad that I agree with Mattella on this one? It certainly was funny."

 

[.chasm.]

Matt grinned at Aya as she sat back down, stretching out again

 

[nokotchi]

Aya glared at the floor, not saying anything else.

Sakura grinned at Matt before turning her gaze to Mello, who had passed out on the floor. "Hey, who wants to put Mello's hand in a bowl of warm water?"

 

[.chasm.]

Matt glanced over at Sakura as she spoke, then looked at Mello and smirked. "I like that idea."

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura jumped up, running into the kitchen. She returned a moment later with a bowl of warm water. She waved for Matt to come over, kneeling beside Mello.

 

[.chasm.]

Matt grinned and slid off the sofa, then crawled towards Sakura and Mello on his hands and knees.

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura slid the bowl to Mello's side, motioning for Matt to place Mello's hand in it.

 

[.chasm.]

Matt picked Mello's arm up by his wrist the slowly lowered his hand into the water, leaning back slightly.