Death Gods Only Eat Apples

[nokotchi]

Sakura smirked, crossing her arms. "Indeed I have."

Aya walked into the main room. "Ugh, where's the bi*** that screwed me over last night?"

 

[.chasm.]

L glanced over at Aya as she walked in, still typing. "He left the room. I thought it was to find you."

 

[nokotchi]

Aya scowled. "Well, I sure as hell haven't seen him."

 

[.chasm.]

"You should talk to him," L said, studying Aya closely. Matt suddenly walked in, smirking slightly, and sat next to Aya.

 

[nokotchi]

Aya glared over at Matt, crossing her arms. "So?"

 

[.chasm.]

Matt glanced over at Aya and miled innocently. "So what?" He pretended to realise. "Oh. About you maybe being pregnant?"

 

[nokotchi]

"Yeah." Aya muttered, narrowing her eyes at Matt.

Sakura grinned at Matt, snickering quietly.

 

[.chasm.]

"Well, maybe it's not as bad as you think," Matt said, smirking slightly. "You could share a scan date with Tala."

 

[nokotchi]

Aya growled. "What the hell, Matt. This isn't funny."

 

[.chasm.]

"Well, no. It isn't," Matt said, starting to grin. "Because labour hurts. A lot."

 

[nokotchi]

Aya stiffened, wrapping her arms over her stomach. She didn't say anything, but instead stared at the floor.

 

[.chasm.]

Matt took a second to grin, then continued. "And then there's a baby to look after at the end of it, and babies cry a lot."

 

[nokotchi]

"Just shut up, Matt! I don't want to hear it!" Aya yelled, glaring over at Matt.

 

[.chasm.]

"See, you can't do that with a baby," Matt said, leaning back on the sofa. "It wouldn't work. The baby would just cry more."

 

[nokotchi]

Aya leaned forward and put her head in her hands. "Matt, I'm already worried enough about this! I don't need your s**t! Now I know how Sakura feels when you give her s**t about this!"

 

[.chasm.]

Matt's smirk fell only slightly, and he leaned forward. "Well, don't worry."

 

[nokotchi]

"How can I not worry??" Aya asked, running a hand through her hair.

 

[.chasm.]

Matt grinned, pulling out his DS. "Because you're not pregnant."

 

[nokotchi]

"How in hell would you know?" Aya asked ,tilting her head.

Sakura snorted, covering her mouth to keep herself from laughing.

 

[.chasm.]

Matt grinned at Aya, leaning back and opening his DS. "I just do."