Death Gods Only Eat Apples

[nokotchi]

Aya scowled and groaned, storming out of the main room.

Mello stood awkwardly in front of Matt. "Uh, Matt?"

"Damnn, Matty. Changing partners a bit too soon, aren't you? Make sure Mello's on the Pill before you do anything." Sakura teased with a smirk. "Oh by the way... First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage. Ooh, looks like you might've messed that one up as well."

 

[.chasm.]

Matt released Mello at Sakura's taunt, only just realising that he was still shirtless. At the next joke he paled, turning to stare at her. "She wouldn't actually be pregnant, though. Right?"

 

[nokotchi]

"She could be, you never know." Sakura told him, sighing. "You should've been more careful..."

 

[.chasm.]

"...What?" Matt's eyes widened, and he shook his head slightly. "She can't be pregnant. I mean, it was only last night...one time..."

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura shrugged, tilting her head. "One time can get her pregnant, Matt."

 

[.chasm.]

Matt continued to stare at Sakura, as though this was completely new information. "It can?"

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura narrowed her eyes in disbelief at Matt. "Yes... It can..."

 

[.chasm.]

"But...I don't mean one..." Matt stammered, going even paler. "Not the first time, right?"

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura tilted her head, looking at Matt as if he was stupid. "Anytime can get her pregnant."

 

[.chasm.]

"...f***. Hold on, then." Matt turned and walked out of the room, still wide-eyed.

Without looking away from his computer screen, L muttered, "Perhaps I should email Wammy's and suggest better Biology lessons."

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura looked over at L. "Yeah, that's a good idea..."

 

[.chasm.]

L glanced over at Sakura, chewing on his thumbnail. "It seems like all of the children from Wammy's need them."

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura nodded, sitting back in her chair. "Also, I found the condom in the garbage can in the bathroom. I'm gonna see how long it takes Matt to find it."

 

[.chasm.]

"So you're just going to torture him until he does?" L asked, watching Sakura.

 

[nokotchi]

"Pretty much," Sakura told L, running a hand through her hair. "He'll find it soon, though. I'm sure of it."

 

[.chasm.]

"What if he doesn't?" L asked, turning back to his work.

 

[nokotchi]

"I'll tell him eventually," Sakura replied. "I might as well have some fun first, though."

 

[.chasm.]

"He'll try to get you back," L muttered, tilting his head toward Sakura again.

 

[nokotchi]

"Eh, whatever. If he finds it first, he'll never even know that I knew." Sakura explained. "And if he doesn't find it, I could just take a stroll into the bathroom and shout 'Oh Matt, I found the condom you must've used!'"

 

[.chasm.]

"I see you've thought this through," L said quietly, dropping his hand to his keyboard and beginning to type.