The Cheesy Noodle Log of Tamagotchis!

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 and tamacass for liking our last post, and jello~y for liking a lot of our other posts!!

Andrew is a kikitchi whose band is named Paper (I am the best at names like wow). I'm planning to try and get kuchipatchi this time around, since I haven't had him before on v6.

Bill is a kilalatchi. I don't know what I'm planning to get since the tama-go for me has been pretty random. I'll just go for 4 care misses and see what happens, I guess.

Ron is the same, except he got a pet. Also, it's his birthday today.

YES IT IS MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I AM SO AWESOME AND I AM THE AWESOMEST TAMAGOTCHI EVER YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY AWESOMENESS SO EVERY TAMAGOTCHI EVERYWHERE HAS TO CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY RIGHT GUYS

*playing violin*

*bouncing tennis ball off the wall*

*chewing bubble gum*

*listening to music on headphones*

I SAID RIGHT GUYS

*crickets*

RIGHT GUYS

*more crickets*

ALL RIGHT THAT'S IT HOW CAN YOU IGNORE ME WHEN I WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO USE ITALICS?!! THAT'S THE LAST STRAW

*grabs violin out of Andrew's hands*

*throws tennis ball out the window*

*pops bubble gum*

*rips headphones off Carl's head*

Ow hey where'd my music go?

OKAY GUYS NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION

sigghhhhhh what is it Ron I have to get back to practicing my music so I can get pro debut when I evolve.

Yeah, and I was about to break the Gotchi World Records record for number of times tennis ball is bounced off a wall! I was up to 967!

NONE OF THAT MATTERS TODAY

It doesn't? Because I think breaking a Gotchi World Record is pretty sweet-

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

*silence*

I SAID IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

Yeaahhh

Soooooo

Happy Birthday then.

Yes great now can I get back to my tennis ball I have to start all over again now-

THAT'S IT JUST "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

Ummmm what do you want me to say? Joyous Born Date?

WE HAVE TO CELEBRATE NOTICE THE ITALICS I ACTUALLY LIKE USING ITALICS BUT BACK TO THE POINT WE HAVE TO HAVE A PARTY AND FUN AND CAKE YOU KNOW

Ugghhhhh do we haavveeee ttooooooo I'll never break the record now

*scary voice* YOU WILL CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

O-o-okay...

Um, so, what's first on the party agenda?

That's the spirit! First are the party games!

I like games! What are we playing?

Pin the tail on the ponytchi!

Okay, sounds like fun! How do we play?

Well, on the wall here I have taped a picture of a ponytchi. And this is the tail. Blindfolded, you will have to put the tail on the ponytchi. Simple.

Okay! Can I go-

Naturally I'm going first! Someone blindfold me!

Okay. *blindfolds Ron*

Okay... let's see.....

OUCH!!!!!!!

Whoops that wasn't the ponytchi sorry Andrew

AAAGGGHHH HE'S COMING TOWARDS ME

EVERYONE RUN

Hey where's everybody going whoaa *trips on headphones* *blindfold comes off*

Ummmmmmmmmmm I'm hungry is it time for cake yet?

Not yet! First is present time! I'll be waiting at the table for your presents!

Oh chex mix.

Do you have anything? I don't...

Ummmmm I can give him a pack of gum!

Okay, good.... and I'll.... play him happy birthday on my violin! That counts as a present, doesn't it?

Okay, so I'll give him an extra tennis ball. I bought 10 cans just in case.

What can I give him... ummm... ummm....

I'M WAIIITTINNGGNGGGGG

There's no time! You'll just have to think of something last minute! Let's go!

All right, my lovely friends, what expensive beautiful gifts have you gotten me?

Uhmm....

Andrew, we'll start with you!

Um, okay, Ron, well, it's not much of a gift but I have prepared an.. umm... sophisticated classical piece for you!

Oh lovely!

*plays song*

Very nice!! Although I feel like I've heard it before....

Wow he's stupid-

Dory, what is your gift?

Err, of course, best friend! I have a very... exotic and expensive chewing gum for you!

Oh goodie! Let's see.... it says... classic bubblegum...

Ahhh ummm why don't you see what Bill has for you?

I present to you a.. umm.. green fuzz ball used to play an... umm.. ancient sport.

Oooh!! Exotic! And nice and fuzzy too! What do you have, Carl??

Ummm ahhh....

Yes???

*makes origami crane out of napkin in 2 seconds*

HERE

Ooh, pretty!!

Pheeewww

Now it's time for cake! It's a strawberry ice cream cake! Even Noodle can have some!

Yay! ^.^ Thanks for reading this really long post, please PM us with questions or comments-

OR IF YOU WANT TO JOIN MY BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION THOSE WHO DO GET SOME CAKE!

and have a great day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to tamacass for following and kuchipatchi.is.blue55 for liking our last post!

I am doing. Something. Practically. Unheard of. It's..... running all 5 tamas at once!!!
GHGAGAAASSSPPPSSSPPSWPSPSSSS

So, updates with everyone:

Carl (v3) is a kuchitamatchi.

Dory (v4.5) is a hitodetchi.

Andrew (v6) is a kikitchi and due to evolve any minute now.

Bill (Tama-Go) is a kikitchi also, but an adult.

Iris (iDL) (thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55's tamas) is a paletchi, and is also Ron's daughter.

So, photos or conversation first? I'll have to make 2 posts anyway because I have exactly 21 photos

Photos so everyone can see my glory!!!!

Okay, photos it is! Sorry if the connection photos are bad, I was in my room with kind of bad lighting. The iDL photos aren't that good either, blegh.



LOOK LOOK LOOK THAT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND MY BEAUTIFUL LUSCIOUS LIIPPSS

Is this a Covertama commercial? <_<



THAT'S MEEEE OOOHHHH YES IN MY TOTAL BLOBBINESS!

More Covertama??



AND THERE'S ME AND MY TEACHER



THERE'S A REFLECTION OF NOODLE'S FINGERS AND ME AND MY BANANANESS!



THERE'S MY EPIC BAND OF EPICNESS, PAPER!!!


IT'S ME, AN AMAZING KIKITCHI!!!!



pfftt...

WAS THAT PHOTO REALLY NECESSARY NOODLE

Yes. It definitely was.



There's my Daddy in the pink tuxedo and cancan hat that Noodle downloaded for him to get married!





(continued next post)

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

There's all of my possible mommys... that's actually kind of weird to think about.



BAALUUGHGHGHGHHGHHG
EWWWWHWGG



ooh pretty fireworks!







Mommy and daddy had their date...





AND THEN THERE WAS MEEEE


There's me now!



And there's my really awesome firework background that Noodle downloaded!!

Okay, end of le photos. Conversation?

I like painting!

My lips are sooooo luscious!!

Do you use Covertama or something?? That's what they always say in their commercials.

O-of course I don't! Why would a manly boy like me use Covertama? That's for girls!

Then why is there a tube of Covertama Kuchipatchi Lip Gloss in your bathroom?

I-ah-that's

BUUSSTTEEEDDDD!!!!!!
NO THAT'S FOR MY
UM
SISTER
YEAH

MY INVISIBLE TWIN SISTER

Uh huh. I find that hard to believe.

NO I'M SERIOUS SHE USES IT ALL THE TIME

Yeah suurureeeee

You wanna bet?

Wagh! Who are you?!
I'm Carl's invisible twin sister, Nicole.

O___O

So, what's for dinner?

Thanks for reading! Please PM us with comments and stuff, and have a great day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Yay 23 pages!

Carl is a young mametchi.

Dory is ura young marotchi (hlkjdhidshtuo; again)

Andrew is shimashimatchi (also hdihfoiwehoifhyo again)

Bill is the same boring kikitchi.

Iris is a sabosatchi. I'm planning to get pitchipichi I really don't know how to spell it

Also thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 for liking our last post and to tamastar133 for liking.... a really old log post!

*shudders* my old log posts...
What's so bad about them?

I don't know, they're just... old... and... bleugh

I wanna read old log posts!!!!

Noooo

Whoa.... there was only one tama?!

That tama must've been lucky. They didn't have to deal with any brothers or sisters. Especially unpaused brothers and sisters!

Be glad that I'm running all of you right now. I'll probably barely have time for one tama once school starts up. -.-

Hey look I found an old log post!!

Hello. I'm back.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Good grief! Mikan, how long do you have to say hi?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa looooooooooooooooooooooooooooongggggggg tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Okay. What are you pretending to be today?
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmm aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fooooooooooooouuuurrrtttunnnneeeee teeeeellllleeerrr.
Oh really. Ok, what's my fortune?
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu wwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeaaaatttteeeeeeennnnn bbyyyyyy aaaaa giaaaaaaannnnnttttt coooooocckkkkkrooooooaaachhhhhhhhhhhhh
... That is the weirdest fortune I've ever heard.
Iiiiiiiiitttt iiiiissssss trrruuuuueeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Anyway, why do you have to talk like that?
BBBBbeeeeecccaaaaauuuuuuususeeeeee.................... IIIIIIiiiiiii ddddooooooonnn'ttttttttttt knnnnoooooowwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whatever. Today Mikan ate some sushi and a bunch of bananas. Then we played apple and manhole. Then she went to school... and that's about it. :3
TTTTooooooooooo eeeevvvverrrryyy ooonnnneee ooouuuuutttt ththteeeeereeee!!!!!! YYooooouuu ttooooooo wiiiiiiilll beeeeee deeeeeevooooouuurrreeeddd byyyyyyyyy coooooockkkroooaaaachhhhhhessssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't listen to her. Bye!

Whoa.... she was a fortune teller!!!

Um... yeah... sure.

And her color is the same as mine!!!

WAIT WE'RE GONNA BE DEVOURED BY COCKROACHES

WHAT
OH NO

THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN EENNNDDDDD
ASDFGHJJKLL WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO

Guys, guys, calm down. She "predicted" that over a year ago and it still hasn't happened. I'm pretty sure it's safe to say-

WE NEED TO FIND COCKROACH PROOF SHELTER
THEY'RE BUGS NOTHING IS SAFE

OKAY I HAVE A PLAN

WHAT

PANIC
ASHGIOHDOIHNAOIHEUGHEIEHAUF

I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE EATEN BY A GIANT COCKROACH
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You guys are to panicky to log. Let's go.

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello!

Carl is still young mametchi. I've given him a few care misses.

Dory is still ura young marotchi. She's going to be a horoyotchi.

Andrew and his amazing band, Paper, got Pro Debut! They are currently 43rd in star ranking and have 72,159,895 tama fans. O.O That was fast. Especially for a classical band.

Bill is still kikitchi, and nothing new is happening because tama-go is pretty boring.

Iris is a pitchipichi whatever mermaid thing! I've gotten all her happy symbols, which were the coconut juice (download item) the tiara, and the surfboard.

Well, everybody. It's tomorrow and giant cockroaches have not eaten you. You're not dead.

We're not?

I thought we went god tier. (homestuck reference)

No. You didn't. You're very alive.

Aww but I wanted to have cool powers and control space or whatever.

"Or whatever?"

I don't know! I only read over your shoulder once in a while!

Why don't you tell the people about your day?

Okay! Today was fun because Noodle went to see Despicable Me 2 and took us with her!

Yeah! She put us in her bag and it was dark and smooshed in there and our keychains kept getting tangled up.

And the movie was really loud and we watched it through the bag with our x-ray vision!
Wait. Tamagotchis have x-ray vision? O_O

Of course we do! Don't you know anything about tamagotchis?

I thought I did...

Anyway, after the movie we went outside, and it was raining! It's a good thing we were in her bag.

And then we went to get food, and the food was a deep dish Hawaiian pizza!

It was really good! ^_^

But Noodle was mean and she didn't share any of it with us! >

Bad Noodle!!!

Bleeehhh.

So yeah. It was fun!

Instead of all the boring stuff we usually do, like watching Noodle work on a drawing of Jade for 2 and a half hours!
Heeey!! It was actually a good drawing. I worked really hard on it. ._.

I wannnaa evoollvveeeee buttt iii doonn't'tt't't't't't't wannnanannananan beebebeebebbebebebebeb pyonkotchiiii

I hope you aren't either. We're getting off the log now. Say goodbye to all your fans.

BYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYE

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for 10,521 views!

I don't check the views everyday so I was surprised to see that! Anyway, updates~

Carl should evolve ANY MOMENT NOW PLEASE

Dory is horoyotchi, just as I expected.

Andrew and Paper are climbing slowly into popularity. He is currently 3rd in star ranking and 209,289,656 tama fans.

Bill is still boring. The dating place should get unlocked tomorrow, so he can get married.

Iris is waiting on her 4th happy symbol. I'm actually pretty impatient for it because we'll unlock a new destination!

Note: Sorry if this post isn't all that long, I don't really feel like typing that much since I slammed my finger in a door today >.<

I'm horoyotchi and I love this Hawaiian Punch I carry it with me everywhere la de de de dum~

*spills Hawaiian punch on Andrew*

AAGGHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS!!!!!!

Huh???

GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF

*jumps into sink*

WAIT THERE'S NO WATER IN THE SINK

*turns on shower*

AHHHHH BEETTTERRRR
What was that all about?

*shrugs shoulders*

Maybe it's a new scientific breakthrough!!!

What??

What's a new scientific breakthrough??

That shimashimatchis are allergic to Hawaiian punch!

Gasp

We have to report this to Tama Weekly! (kuchipatchi.is.blue55's idea)

OMG I GET TO BE FAMOUUSS
LET'S GO

The end of today's post because my finger is getting really sorrreee Thanks for reading, please PM us with anything (tamas would love to talk too) and have a great day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 for liking our last post!

Hello people~

Carl finally evolved into.... into.... *tries not to burst out laughing* memetchi. I literally laughed out loud when I him.

Dory got a job in the circus after failing for a bank job.

Andrew got married to a mimitchi and had a baby girl, Kanaya (seriously really running out of names here)

Bill got married to a ringotchi.

Iris is going to get married tomorrow.

I HATE MY LIFE I HATE MY COLOR I HATE EVERYTHING

At least your color suits you now. *smirk*

SHUT UP I HATE YOU

I'M GOING TO GO SULK IN THE CORNER AND HATE MY LIFE WHILE EATING CHEETOS GOOD DAY TO YOU SIRS

GUYS GUYS GUYS OH MY CHEX MIX BIG AWESOME NEWS
Whatwhatwhatwhat

I WAS JUST ON TAMA BOOK AND THERE'S A MESSAGE FROM OLIVE AND HANNA AND NEMO

What is it?

THEY SAID THAT OUR SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY ABOUT HOW SHIMASHIMATCHIS ARE ALLERGIC TO HAWAIIAN PUNCH GOT PUBLISHED IN TAMA WEEKLY

REALLY?!

WE HAVE TO GO OUT AND BUY ONE HUNDRED COPIES RIGHT NOW

*goes and buys 100 copies*

LOOK IT'S THERE ON THE 37TH PAGE

AND THERE'S A PICTURE OF ME THAT CARL TOOK ON HIS TAMAPHONE WHILE DORY WAS SPILLING HAWAIIAN PUNCH ON ME HLDJKLSJDKJJLD I AM FAMOUS

And they gave credit to all of us!!!

Even me??

I JUST GOT AN AWARD FOR CLASSICAL MUSIC YAY BUT GO ON

It says credit to Carl Memetchi for the discovery and picture, Dory Horoyotchi for running into our headquarters and breaking our stapler while telling us about the news, Andrew Shimashimatchi for being allergic, Bill Kikitchi and Iris Pitchipichi for being there!!! I FEEL SO HONORED
THEY ACTUALLY GAVE ME CREDIT I'M SO HAPPY I DON'T HATE MY LIFE AS MUCH ANYMORE

THIS IS AWESOOMMEEEE
WE SHOULD COME UP WITH SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGHS MORE OFTEN

Thanks for reading! Please PM us with comments or questions, or just chat, and have a great day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Quick-ish update today

Carl is now a nyatchi. I was messing around with some codes I found and got the stuffed animal costume and he put it on and suddenly became nyatchi. I'm not sure how this works, is it like the v6 where they wear the costume for a day and then go back to normal the next day or do they stay as that character? PM me if you know. I may start a topic..

Dory is the same. Boring. Bleh

Andrew is also the same and will be leaving Kanaya tomorrow.

Bill and his lovely life will be having their kid tomorrow. (please girl please girl plleeeassseee)

Iris got married to a spacytchi and had.... another son who is a kaubotchi *headdesk* grr... he has no name... he who shall not be named... actually I'm going to name him Voldemort.

GAAASPPPPP YOU SAID HIS NAME
Okay, fine. We can call him He Who Shall Not Be Named if you want. HWSNBN for short.(actually kind of long either way)

Okay good.

SO TODAY NOODLE WAS DRINKING A GLASS OF HAWAIIAN PUNCH AND EATING GOLDFISH CRACKERS AND WAS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND I ALMOST BROKE INTO A HORRIBLE TERRIBLE RASH OH MY GOSH I ALMOST DIIEEDD
Over exaggerating. <_<

But everyone knows that shimashimatchis are allergic to Hawaiian Punch! It was in Tama Weekly! (again Blue's)

Yeah, Noodle! Don't you keep up with the times?

No. I really don't. Now we're going to leave because the Big Bang Theory is on.

Yay!
Thanks for reading! Please PM us with comments or questions and have a great day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello

Carl is back to being memetchi.

Dory got married and had a boy, Boo.

Kanaya is ichigotchi. Her band is named Rainbow.

Bill had a daughter, Terezi.

Voldemort (yes I changed his color) is the pink girly teen.

I'm bored.

Let's check the Tamagotchi Wiki and see what our personalities are supposed to be!

Okay! Me first!

It says... "Horoyotchi is always trying to find ways to seriously party! She enjoys tasting all the appetizers and beverages at each party she attends. Horoyotchi has a bad habit of getting drunk, because she likes to go to parties and taste all the alcohol. She is also fun-loving, even though she isn't very smart."

Well you're setting a good example for your son there.

LIES ALL LIES

Me next!

Not much.. "Hanikamitchi is a male teen-stage character from the Tamagotchi iD L, and is usually gained by good care. He looks like a white egg with a pink afro hairstyle, and wears a red visor. White flowers bloom on his head when he is happy."

WHITE EGG WITH PINK AFRO EXCUSE ME I AM MUCH MORE THAN THAT I AM LORD VOLDEMOR-

Shut up. Let's hear mine.

Okay. "Ichigotchi comes from Berry Town and loves to sing and dance and hates being told things that confuse her. Everyday she performs her strange dance. She is very friendly and well-meaning, but she doesn't like the seeds on her head to be counted, (but normally she has five.) Ichigotchi's name comes from the Japanese word "Ichigo", which means "Strawberry". Her best friend isRingotchi, a Tamagotchi based on an apple."

Strange dance????

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING CONFUSING
Shut up. <_<

IT'S TRUE IT'S TRUE THE DESCRIPTION IS TRUE

I wanna hear about me!

It says... "Kikitchi is often very stubborn, self-centered, and only listens to himself. He got this way after being bullied a lot as a child because of what he often heard with his big ears.Kikitchi very much loves bananas, similar to a monkey.

He is also a very good skateboarder, even though he wasn't very good at first.Kuromametchi helped him become a good skateboarder. Kikitchi may look up to him.Kikitchi also has phasmophobia, also known as a phobia of the paranormalworld. For example, the fear of ghosts and the belief in fictional creatures."

...

Welp that sounds like him

I wanna be kuromametchi so you can be my servant!!!

I don't even own a skateboard.

Time for yours, Carl!!!

Nope nope nope don't wanna hear it nope nope nope

Memetchi is a very stylish feminine child character and she loves beautiful dresses and accessories just likeMakiko and Lovelitchi. Memetchi andMakiko constantly argue about who has the best curls in their hair. Mametchihas to step up to put an end to their fight. She gets very mad and upset when someone insults her or criticizes her curl, such as when Uwasatchi made up a rumor that Memetchi's curl was fake. Memetchi is so sensitive that in one episode, her hair wouldn't curl and she sulked away from her friends. Mametchi pointed out that it wasn't like her to be unhappy, and that she is always the cheery one who gets her friends together to play. Even though she hates it when someone doesn't like her curls, it is shown throughout the anime that Memetchi understands there are more things important than hair; e.g. friendship. Sometimes Makiko teases Memetchi about this too, because Makiko thinks nothing is more important than curly hair, resulting in more arguments.

NO NONONONONONonoNONONONOHEJufgiugsdfugdsigjhodsfhbvdsoghodfgjsua

STYLISH FEMININE CHILD CHARACTER THAT LOVES BEAUTIFUL DRESSES AND ACCESSORIES

STOP STOP STOP I HATE YOU ALLLL

Thanks for reading! All descriptions are from https://tamagotchi.wikia.com Please PM us with comments and such. Have a great day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for 10,670 views! And also thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 for liking our last post! And to tamastar133 and Tamacass for liking some other recent posts that I forgot to mention!

Carl got married and had a boy, who is now named Elijah after Elijah Wood.

Dory is still hanging around with Boo. She'll probably leave tomorrow.

Kanaya should be evolving any minute now.

Bill left Terezi in my care. She is currently a hoshitchi.

Voldemort is a kuromametchi ughhhhhh *headdesk* I guess yesterday I was too busy to really keep track of care misses between getting my cat off of my roof (long story) and taking care of the scratches that came from both the roof and the cat. I was aiming for shinshitchi, but oh well.

It's so awesome I'm named after someone famous!!! Wait who's Elijah Wood?

An actor. He played Frodo Baggins.

Oh well that's cool whatever that is. I'm actually named after something, unlike everyone else who is so not cool! My daddy's not named after someone!

Well yes I am! Who am I named after Noodle?

Umm nobody??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA I'M COOLER THAN MY DADDY HAHAHAHAHAHA

Who am I named after, Noodle??

Yeah and what about me?

Umm I guess Dory is named after Dory from Finding Nemo. And Boo.... I don't know.

OH YES I NAMED AFTER AN ANIMATED FISH OH YES WAY BETTER THAN YOU ELIJAH

NO I'M NAMED AFTER UM WHAT AM I NAMED AFTER

A hobbit, I guess.

I AM NAMED AFTER SOMETHING CALLED A HOBBIT WHICH IS AWESOME I THINK SO HA

What about me?

And me!
Kanaya and Terezi, you're both named after trolls from Homestuck.

Does That Mean We Can Type Like Them?

Y34H C4N W3!?

No. Stop.

Awww

You're no fun.

AND I KNOW WHAT I AM NAMED AFTER I AM THE DARK LORD VOLDEMORT I SHALL RULE OVER ALL OF YOU MUGGLES MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHASHA
Aannddd now we have to go. Thanks for reading! Please PM us with comments and such, and have a great day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for 10,700 views!!!

Carl is still hanging around with Elijah.

Boo is a tamatchi.

Kanaya is an onputchi and her band is a maidtchi and a kuchipatchi. They are currently pop music and have not gotten pro debut yet.

Terezi is a shellitchi.

Voldemort got some new downloads today.

YES YES I DID I HAVE A PONCHO AND A RAINBOW SOMBRERO AND A BARBECUED KEBAB AND THE MOST PERFECT THING OF ALL JELLYBEANSSSS
uhh

I like jellybeans!

SO DO I LETS BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER

Ummm okay!

JELLYBEANS FOR AALLLLLLLLL I AM NO LONGER THE DARK LORD VOLDEMORT I AM THE PARTY LORD VOLDEMORT OLE!!!
O_O

You're being weird dude

NO I'M NOT I AM BEING THE PARTY LORD

And now it's time for us to go. Thanks for reading, please PM us with stuff, and have a great day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Heeeelllloooooo~~~~~~~

Elijah is a tamatchi. I'm getting tons of those lately. -.-

Boo is an ura young mametchi. I'm planning to make him into the special character hyottokotchi since I have the right teen. We'll be playing a lot of apple and going to school!

Kanaya and Rainbow got pro debut! They are currently an Asian music band, and their star ranking is 4th with 183,507,987 tama fans.

Terezi evolved into memetchi, which is okay since I haven't gotten her on tama-go before.

Voldemort is still hanging around. He might be getting married either tomorrow or the next day.

I AM THE PARTY LORD VOLDEMORT AND I DEMAND THAT EVERYONE PARTY

Uhh

YES PARTY THAT IS WHAT I DO AS LORD VOLDEMORT I MAKE YOU PARTY

That would have made Harry Potter a lot more interesting.

I don't have time to party I have to go to school a lot so I can be the special character!!

Yeah and I have to make sure my curl is perfectly curly!

I have to practice my music.

I have to.. um... be a tamatchi!

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO ALL THAT BORING STUFF WHEN YOU CAN PARTY WITH LORD VOLDEMORT

Becauuusseee you're scary.

I'M NOT SCARY I'M THE PARTY LORD

You're scaring me.

BUT I'M NICE SEE I WEAR A PONCHO AND A RAINBOW SOMBRERO HOW CAN THAT NOT BE NICE

Ummm

Whatever. I'm going back to my music.

And I'm going back to my curl. *sprays hairspray*

I KNOW I MUST USE THE SECRET PARTY MAGIC
MAGIC SPARKLE FUN JELLYBEANS!!!!!!!!!!
*throws magic sparkle fun jellybeans at everyone*

Hey! I suddenly feel like partying!

Yeah, me too!!

I wanna dance!

LET'S PARTY

YES THESE ARE TOTALLY MAGIC

Okay then.

GASP WHY ARE YOU NOT PARTYING NOODLE

Uhh

*throws a ton of magic sparkle fun jellybeans at Noodle*

PARTY PARTY PARTY WHY AREN'T YOU PARTYING

I don't know.

THIS IS A HUGE DEVELOPMENT

A SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY, EVEN

WE HAVE TO REPORT THIS TO TAMA WEEKLY (blue's)

YES I CAN SEE THE HEADLINE NOW: "MAGIC SPARKLE FUN JELLYBEANS DON'T WORK ON HUMANS! BEWARE!"

LET US GO!!! ALSO, IF THE ARTICLE GETS PUBLISHED, A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE WILL WANT TO BUY SOME TO FIND OUT IF IT'S TRUE

ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY WOULD SINCE TAMA WEEKLY IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING EVER

THIS IS A GREAT MONEYMAKING SCHEME MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

WHAT ABOUT THE SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY PART
OH YEAH RIGHT TO TAMA WEEKLY HEADQUARTERS WE GO!!!

Thanks for reading! Please PM us with comments and stuff-

OR IF YOU WANT TO BUY SOME MAGIC SPARKLE FUN JELLYBEANS

and have a great day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello everyone.

Elijah just evolved into hashitamatchi, the worst care teen. Applause for me.

Boo is still ura young mametchi. I don't know how I'm going to get his funny points up so much. He currently has 120. I'll just keep playing apple and going to school, I suppose.

Kanaya is still onputchi.

Terezi is still memetchi.

Voldemort got married to a chamametchi this morning and had a girl who is a kingyobotchi. Any name suggestions are certainly welcome as I don't want to have to keep naming my tamas after Homestuck characters.

NOODLE IS MEAN SHE MADE ME INTO A POTATO

YEAH AND SHE WON'T PLAY MORE GAMES WITH ME SO I CAN BE A HYOTTOKOTCHI

I'm sorry, okay?

AND THE WORST PART IS THAT SHE WENT TO HOBBY LOBBY AND GOT A HUGE PACK OF COLORED PENCILS AND A SKETCH PAD AND GREY METALLIC SHARPIES
AND THEN WENT TO A SUB SANDWICH SHOP AND GOT A TURKEY SUB

WITHOUT US

Five tamas is a lot to drag around, okay? Especially Terezi since the tama go looks like a grenade. <_<

I wish the magic sparkle fun jelly beans would work on Noodle. She really needs some.

I have an idea! You know how regular jelly beans turn humans that grow tentacles back to normal? Maybe if we feed Noodle regular jelly beans she'll do something fun and awesome!
Great idea!!!! *throws jelly beans in Noodle's mouth*

Hey I don't even like jelly beans- augh

Let's see what happens.....

AAGHHHHHHHH MY PINKIE FINGER IS ON FIRE
Oh chex mix oh chex mix what do we do what do we do??!!!

I'M JUST A TODDLER I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

We have to put the fire out!!!

Okay!!!!

*squirts ketchup on Noodle's finger*

*ketchup creates more flames*

AGHGHGHHGHGHGH

WITH WATER NOT KETCHUP

Oops sorry!
*pours water on Noodle's finger*

*fire goes out*

Pheewwwwww and oww

We have to tell Tama Weekly the reverse effect of regular jelly beans on humans that do nothing when you give them magic sparkle fun jelly beans!

TO HEADQUARTERS WE GO AGAIN

Thanks for reading! Please PM us with comments and stuff, and have a great day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to tamastar133 and kuchipatchi.is.blue55 for liking our last post!

Elijah is still the same.

Boo is ura mametchi, just as I planned. I still need to get more of his funny points up. His current skill points are 233 funny, 23 gorgeous, and 43 spiritual.

Kanaya got married to a nice togetchi and had a girl, still unnamed.

Terezi is still memetchi.

Akane is still a kingyobotchi. She is overdue to evolve, but that might have gotten screwed up since I had to change her battery.

I wanna type in bold text! It makes people listen to you!
Really?
Let's try it!
I want French Fries.

I want to be Hyottokotchi

MEOW

Bluh, we have to go. Please PM us with stuff. Sorry for the bad short post. See you tomorrow!!!!!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello, all.

Elijah is over due to evolve.

Boo has almost enough points to evolve into hyottokotchi. 324! Almost there!!

Kanaya is still hanging around with her daughter, who I have dubbed Nepeta. (homestuck theme I'm sorry asdfghjkl)

Terezi should unlock the dating place tomorrow so I can get her married.

Akane is a furawatchi! Yay! I think this time I will unlock a new destination, I miscounted the last time when I got pitchipichi.

I love gardening and it's a happy daaaaaaaaaaayy

It's raining outside in iDL land. <_<

You call that happy?

Every weather is happy when you garden!!!

Uhh

See? When it's raining, all the worms come out!

*holds worm in hand and shoves it toward Kanaya and Terezi*

Agh!!
EWW GET IT AWAY FROM ME IT MIGHT RUIN MY CURL

How would a worm ruin a curl?

THE MERE ESSENCE OF ANYTHING DIRTY OR ICKY OR DISGUSTING NEAR MY BEAUTIFUL ONE PIECE OF HAIR COULD ULTIMATELY DAMAGE THE VERY ROOTS OF MY ONE PIECE OF HAIR

Drama queens. <_<

Actually, Terezi, didn't you see the article in Tama Weekly that says that worms can help hair grow?

Really?!

Yeah! It was in yesterday's issue. It says: "A new scientific discovery has been made by a random makiko that letting worms crawl on your head-

EWWWW

can actually help grow more hair, contrary to the popular belief of almost all memetchis."

I have to try it!

Here! There's lots of worms in my garden from all the rain!

*dumps worms on Terezi's head*

Eww eww eww eww eww it's slimy and wet and it tickles and HOLY CHEX MIX

*afro suddenly appears on head*

O_O

Whoa...

Uhhhhhhhhh

I WANTED MORE HAIR BUT I DIDN'T WANT AN AFRO!!!

Maybe you can straighten it?

Good idea, Kanaya!

*grabs most expensive hair straightener from pile of 56 straighteners*

*turns it on the highest setting*

*tries to straighten hair*

*hair sizzles and springs back even bigger*

AGHHHH IT'S NOT WORKING AND THE WORMS ARE STILL IN THERE SOMEWHERE

Wait, wait! It also says that "to reverse the effects of the worms, eat one pound of butter and your hair will return to it's original form"!

EWW I'M NOT EATING A WHOLE POUND OF BUTTER THAT'S FATTENING

It's the only way!!

CAN'T YOU USE I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER
No! It has to be pure butter!

FINE THEN.... DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY BUTTER?!
I just used my last drops on my toast...

I know!

*milks cow*

*churns butter*

Here! It's 100% pure butter!

Where did that cow come from? 0.0

WHO CARES WHERE THE STUPID COW CAME FROM??? GIVE ME THE BUTTER!
*hands Terezi butter*

*eats entire pound of butter in 2 seconds*

*hair goes back to normal*

AGH THERE'S STILL WORMS ON IT GETTHEMOFFGETTHEMOFFGETTHEMOFF

*gets worms off Terezi's head*

There you go, little guys... it must have been scary to be on a drama queens head...

You're feeling sorry for the worms?

Worms have feelings too!

Okay then..

That's my new campaign! WHFT! Worms Have Feelings Too! It's a group that helps worms! Would you like to donate a dollar to help a squished worm?

Ahh... no thanks.

Thanks for reading! Please PM us with comments and questions-

Or if you want to make a donation to WHFT! One dollar can help a poor, smushed, gooey worm alone in the damp, cold, parking lot-

and have a good day!

*hits post before Akane can continue her worm speech*

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for over 10,800 views! We're almost to 11,000

Elijah evolved into bill. It's funny because I'm basically saying Elijah the Bill. xD Sounds funny.

Boo evolved into hyottokotchi last night after I played about a million games with him. He got a job as a preschool teacher (and I really still don't know how to play the game)

Nepeta is a tamatchi. Her instrument is a keyboard and her toy is a tamagotchi. Her genre is currently rock and roll.

Terezi got married to a kuromametchi.

Akane is still furawatchi.

I have a surprise for you guys.... photos!!!! Probably the last batch I'll have for a while since school is starting on Wednesday and this year is going to be really hectic since I'm going into a new level of school and a different school. So, just saying, updates probably won't be as frequent once school starts. I'll still try to run at least one tama (probably iDL) unless things are just really out of control. With my rant out of the way, on to the photos!!!

Yay my photos first!!!



It's me and I'm amazing and I have...

A double chin.

That's not a double chin! It's um... flair.

Whatever.



Awww yeahhh I'm too cool for all of you suckkkeerrssss

You still have a double chin.

IT'S CALLED FLAIR



Nice wig there, Elijah. A girly ponytail.

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS NOT A PONYTAIL IT IS A SAMURAI... HAIRSTYLE... THING



Here I am ruling over nobody on my totally not so royal throne.



And here I am watching TV on what Noodle thought was a top hat when she bought it but turned out to be a TV.

MAKE WAY FOR THE SPECIAL CHARACTER SPECIAL CHARACTER COMING THROUGH WITH PHOOTOOSS

Showoff <_<



LOOK IT'S MEEEE THE HYOTTOKOTCHIIIIII NOODLE HOW DARE YOU BLUR THAT PHOTO OF ME
I'm... sorry


Hehehehehehhee

NOODLE!!!!!

It's become a tradition. All of the boy characters I get on the v4.5 must wear the skirt and be humiliated when the photo is put on the log.



I PUT ON A WIG AND LIKE IT LIKE MADE ME GO ALL BAM LIKE THOSE DRAGONBALL PEOPLE



AND HERE'S ME AT MY JOB COUNTING KIDS

Now it's time for the one photo of me!!



Ta daaa!!!!! :3

continued next post

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Look it's me and my epic sparkly eyes!!

Agh! The sparkles! It burns!!

Shut up.



And here's me and my totally cute dreamy perfect best husband ever kissing!!!

barrfff

Bleuhgh

Nyeh.



There's me and my furawatchiness!



And also here's me outside in my lovely garden which I am growing nothing in.

Alright, that's all the photos. What do you guys wanna do now?

Ooh! How about we see what our personalities are supposed to be on the tamagotchi wiki!

Sure.

ME FIRST WE MUST SEE WHAT THE AWESOMENESS OF THE BILL IS

"Due to his secretive nature, Bill's personality remains shrouded in mystery. However, he is shown to have a love for jazz music and pop music and enjoy playing his saxophone."

EWW I PLAY THE SAXOPHONE JUST LIKE NOODLE

Hey! You don't have to be so mean. :<

MY TURN!

"Hyottokotchi is based on a Hyottoko, which is a Japanese mask. Hyottoko masks usually have different eye sizes between left and right and a scarf around his head, usually with blue polka-dots. Hyottoko's mouths are often supposed to look like it's blowing on fire with a bamboo pipe."

I'm based off of a mask?! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS

What does it say about me?

"Tamatchi is a cheerful and usually in good spirits, but is also described as "a little frisky", "nosy", and "quite the chatterbox"."

Hmm... interesting!

We've already heard memetchi's description, so don't bother with me.

Okay, then what about me?

"Violetchi is very popular. This gentle, idol-type Tamagotchi loves sweet smelling flowers. Violetchi loves all beautiful things. She is always skipping and singing. Her best friends are Melodytchi, Memetchi, Mametchi, Makiko,Lovelitchi, Kuchipatchi, and Ringotchi. She likes to draw pictures and ride her bike. According to her brotherKizatchi, she and her family live in Flower Hills. Her favorite color is pink."

Hey! It says that we're supposed to be best friends!

Okay! Let's go be best friends!

Thank you for reading! Please PM us with comments or other stuff, and have a good day!!!!!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 and tamaninjacat for liking our last post!!!

Elijah is still Bill.

Boo is still hyottokotchi

Nepeta is chamametchi. I'm going to neglect her a lot and try to get seberitchi.

Terezi is memetchi with her husband

Akane is waiting on her fourth happy symbol so we can hopefully unlock a new destination!

NOODLE THIS IS A HUGE CRISIS

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

SAVE THE CHILDREN

I JUST GOT MARRIED I CAN'T DIE

SAVE THE WORMS!!! THEY HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!!!!!!

Uh, what???

DON'T YOU READ TAMA WEEKLY?!
No. I try to spend the last days of my summer doing something half worthwhile.

THIS IS DEFINITELY WORTHWHILE

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD HERE
What? What is it?

TAMA WEEKLY SAID THAT THE DORITOS ARE GOING TO RISE UP

AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD
Umm okay then.

*eats doritos*

NOODLE NO

*chewing*

Mwhat??

WE'RE DOOMED

AND NOODLE IS GOING TO BE THE FIRST TO DIE

Whatever. I'm going to get some orange Crush.

*leaves*

*heavy breathing*

oh no oh no oh no oh no

we're going to die

EVERYONE STAY CALM ASDFGHJKL

(doritos bag) *moves*

OH MY CHEX MIX
*faints*

this is it this is the beginning of the end of the world

*hides*

(doritos) *blows off the table scattering doritos everywhere*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(noodle) *comes back*

Hey! Were you guys touching my doritos?

OF COURSE NOT WHY WOULD WE

IT COULD KILL US
Siggh surreee. Oh! This must be the problem. The fan is on too high.

*turns fan down*

*picks up doritos*

See? Nothing to worry about.

....

....

that must have been part of their plan to scare us into hiding and then since those doritos were spies they'll know where we hide

AAGHHHH

I'm eating the spies, see?

*nom nom nom*

NOODLE THAT'S DANGEROUS THEY'RE PROBABLY ARMED

Oh nooo *sarcasm*

Well, we have to go now. Please PM us with things, and have a good day!

this is the beginning... of the.... doritopocalypse.

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to tamacass for liking a bunch of posts!!!

Elijah is still bill.

Boo is still hyottokotchi and just got married to an ura memetchi and had a girl, who is named Anna.

Nepeta is still chamametchi and is still being neglected a lot so I can get seberitchi. She did get a band though, which is named Indigo 5 and consists of Nepeta the chamametchi on headphones (seriously how do you play headphones?) Dino the hinotamatchi on guitar, and Lydia the ringotchi on drums. Their genre is currently pop music.

Terezi is still memetchi and she and her husband had a girl, who is named Sakura.

Akane got her last happy symbol and unlocked a new destination last night (which was kind of pointless). She'll tell you about it later.

Hey, Noodle. Your fingers look tired from typing and drawing.

Uhh they do?

Yes. How about just letting us type today?

Go ahead. I'll just sit here and watch while freaking out about the orientation for school I have to go to tomorrow.

Y34H! W3 C4N TYP3 HOW3V3R W3 W4NT!!!!

Except like that. No.

aww you're mean.

:33

Stop.

>

I want to tell everyone about my new destination! So I went there and it said Waru Cafe and there was this space dude who looked like a game board piece and he was all like talking to me and then I got new icons which say W-A-R-U-C-A-F-E and they have little cups of coffee or something with faces and it was pretty boring but at least I got new icons and Noodle got me a new room to go with the icons it's tan on the walls and there's houseplants and a table and wood floors and a ceiling fan and lights and a flatscreen TV and it's so awesome!!!!!!!!

Are you sure you aren't drinking any of the coffee in your icons?

Wait there's more coffee in my icons?

Umm well you said there were.

I just stole some from Noodle's kitchen this morning.

Hey!

It's okay it was only a tama sized portion and that's like a thimble but it made me really really super super super hyper!!!

We can see that.

Anyway if there's more coffee I must get it coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee!!!!!!!!

*jumps up and down a lot*

Maybe if you jump right below the coffee you can reach up and get it.

Good idea!

*jumps as high as she can*

*fails*

It doesn't work and I still want more coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee!!!!!!
Um, you know, (i shouldn't be helping with this but) there's coffee on the bottom that you could just reach down and get.

Really?!
Noodle's right, for once.

Thanks.

*reaches down*

I FEEL IT I CAN FEEL THE COFFEE AND THE WARMTH AND THE HYPERNESS THAT IT HAS INSIDE

*slips*

WAAUUGUGHHGHGHGB OHSOFHSOB OH CHEX MIX I'M HANGING ON THE EDGE OF MY ICONS HELP

*clings to coffee*

Umm umm umm what do we do??!!!!

*accidentally drops iDL*

Oops sorry!

ow wow owowow ow

Hey! I'm back in the living room! And I have my coffee!

*picks up iDL*

NO NOODLE YOU'RE SHAKING IT TOO MUCH

*spills coffee*

HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT AASGGHHSOHGBAJHUTWHJIAOFUIHGSUEGHIUGTUI

Sorry.

MY COFFEEEEEEEEEEE

You have burning hot liquid on you, and that's what you're sad about?

oh yeah i have burning hot liquid AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thank you all amazing people for reading! Please PM Noodle and us with stuff, and have a great day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for 10,901 views!!! Also thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 and tamacass for liking posts!!

Quick update today because I was really busy and now I'm super tired and don't really feel like doing a whole lot of conversation. All of the tamas except Akane got paused since I had to go to an orientation for school and was just kind of busy the rest of the day. I don't know if I'll unpause them tomorrow (the day before school starts asdfghjkl), I'll just see how I feel. Probably will be paused for the morning since I'm getting braces on my bottom teeth tomorrow (ugh). Quick updates:

Elijah is 6 but the matchmaker hasn't come yet.

Boo is still hanging around with Anna.

Nepeta evolved into seberitchi, just like I hoped! She's so cute! A little yellow dinosaur. <3 Indigo 5 failed the audition for Pro Debut though. (probably because I never practiced with them )

Terezi is still hanging around with her husband and Sakura.

Akane is still furawatchi. I don't know when I'll get her married.

Would anybody like to leave a quick message before we go on to other places on the internet? (aka homestuck I'm really almost caught up!!!)

I was reading the tama wiki and I learned that I'm named and modeled after a president!!! How epic is that?!

I love my daughter.

I love my daddy!!!

I am a yellow dinosaur and I will destroy you all!!!! Rawwrrrrr

I love my daughter too.

I don't like you mommy.

GASP

You're too sparkly. Your sparkles made so much light that it kept me up last night.

You can see her sparkles through her eyelids? O_O

Yes, and they're very bright.

That's the power of memetchi!!!

The very annoying power. <_<

HOW DARE YOU TALK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT MISSY

Thank you for reading this very short post, please PM us with comments and other stuff, and have a good day!!!!!!!