The Cheesy Noodle Log of Tamagotchis!

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to tamacass for liking our last post!!!!!

I unpaused all of my tamas, I don't know how long that'll last since school starts tomorrow. *sobs uncontrollably*

Elijah is due for a visit from the matchmaker.

Boo is due to leave tomorrow. He got a new job working at a gym. I guess he's a personal trainer or something?

Nepeta still hasn't passed the audition, even though I practiced with her a couple times.

Terezi is also due to leave tomorrow.

Akane will be probably be getting married tomorrow.

ALL RIGHT EVERYONE DROP ON THE FLOOR AND GIVE ME 10!

Huh?!

ALL OF YOU PEOPLE ARE SO OUT OF SHAPE THAT INCLUDES YOU NOODLE
Yes I already know that. ;u;

DROP PEOPLE

Do I have to??? I have PE all semester.

WELL OKAY YOU'RE OKAY NOODLE
Yay! uwu

BUT EVERYONE ELSE GIVE ME 10!

Don't waannnnaaaaa

Nooooooooo

Toooo tiiirreeddddddd

I'm busy with my Worms Have Feelings Too website.

Yeah and I'm updating my TamaBook page.

Besides, the new episode of Maggie the Talking Macaroni and Cheese is on!

Yeah! It's an hour special!

....

*grabs everyone's computers and TV*

Hey!!!!

What was that for?

I'm holding your electronics hostage until you complete my workout routine!

Okay, okay!!!! We'll do it!

Anything but the poor electronics!!!

OKAY NOW GIVE ME 10!
YES SIR

NOW 20 SIT UPS!

YES SIR

25 JUMPING JACKS

yeesss siirrr

30 LEG LIFTS

yeess gaaassppp heave gaaspp panttt siirrrr

You've all done very well. Warm-ups are over.

*all*

WARM UPS?????!!
*all*

*pass out*

Hm. They're more out of shape than I thought they were. Oh well. We'll work on it more tomorrow.

And now we have to go. Thanks for reading! Please PM us with comments and other stuff, and have a great day!!!!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 and tamacass for liking our last post!

I'm on my iPod, so sadly no bold and no color. School was very tiring and I hate my PE teacher already for making fun of my shyness by yelling in my face. Anyway, on to the tamas.

Elijah: Got married and had a boy, Cadel (named after a character in a book I'm reading).

Boo: left Anna. Anna is paused probably until the weekend, when I might have time for baby hour.

Nepeta: passed pro debut.

Terezi: left Sakura. Sakura is paused until the weekend also.

Akane: just got married to a kuchipatchi and had a boy, who is named Kyle after a friend.

End of updates. Any quick messages?

Elijah: I got married! Cadel, you shall follow in my footsteps and become the most awesome tama on this log!

Cadel: Really daddy?!

Nepeta: hey, whoever said you were the most awesome?

Elijah: I'm modeled after a president, so I have to be awesome!

Nepeta: yeah, but I'm a dinosaur! That's really awesome.

Kyle: I'm a plant! That's awesome!

Elijah: no it's really not son now go back to your coloring books

Kyle: >

Sakura: I'm a mushroom! That's pretty awesome.

Anna: I'm... A blob. I really have no argument here.

Thanks for reading! I'll try to post probably more in the evenings from now on since school gets out at four and maybe sometimes I'll be able to get on the computer. Have an awesome day!

EDIT: 24 pages yay!!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello everyone!!! Sorry for not posting yesterday, I had homework. TGIF!!!!

Elijah left me with Cadel. Still paused.

Anna is still paused.

Nepeta got married to a togetchi and had a girl, who I have named Aradia.

Sakura got unpaused and just evolved into a bellitchi!

Kyle is currently a bokuhoshitchi. I'm probably gonna get kuchipatchi, since I'm just ignoring him right now.

I'm a bellitchi and I'm sooooooo pretty and ladedadedaaa!!!!

Be quiet. I'm concentrating on being neglected.

Uhh... you have to concentrate on that?

Yes. It must be very precise so that I do not turn into some ugly gross character that I don't want to be.

Noodle said you would probably be kuchipatchi.

WHAT NO EWW I DON'T WANT TO BE AN UGLY GROSS GREEN FAT BLOB NOODLE TAKE CARE OF ME RIGHT NOW

No. 1) I'm lazy. 2) I like kuchipatchi. Plus I can see how you look in some of the new download clothes! Poncho! Rainbow sombrero!

BUT I DON'T WANNA BE KUCHIPATCHIIIIIIII THEY'RE FAAATTTTT

Ummm they're supposed to be. It's a kuchipatchi.

NO THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE I WILL BE THE FITTEST KUCHIPATCHI EVER I WILL WORK OUT EVERYDAY NO MCDONALDS FOR ME NO-SIR-EE

Oh nooooo I thought we were done with the work out nazi once Boo left...

YOU GUYS CAN BE FAT FOR ALL I CARE

Woo hoo!

BUT I SHALL BE THE NOT FATTEST KUCHIPATCHI EVER!!!!!

But you get happy symbols from McDonald's food...

THEN I WON'T BE HAPPY
Uhh

I
SHALL
BE
THIIINNNN

Okaayyyy then, thank you for reading! Please PM us with questions or comments (we love talking to other tamas too!) and TGIF!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 and tamacass for liking posts! And also 4 more views until 13,000!!! Come on guys, 4! You can do it!
Cadel is paused.
Anna also paused.
Nepeta and her daughter Aradia are still hanging around. Nepeta is due to leave tomorrow.
Sakura has gotten a lot of care misses today.
Kyle is a kushinbotchi. I guess I only gave him one care miss. Wow.
RAARRGHGHGHGHHHHHHH
What?! 0-0
You're not a kuchipatchi, so what's your problem?
KUSHINBOTCHI IS FAAATTTTTTTT
Uhhh
zzzzzz
Oh yeah, Sakura's asleep. Only 7:30 PM.
ANYWAY BACK TO MY PROBLEM I'M FAT AND I HATE IT AND NOODLE YOUR SISTER JUST DRESSED ME UP IN A PRINCESS DRESS AND A TIARAAAAAAA
Eehehehehehehhehe
GET IT OFF I HATE IT
Sorry.
ANYWAY THAT ASIDE I HAVE A LOLLIPOP STUCK TO MY HAND AND I CANNOT BE SEEN TOTING A LOLLIPOP IF I AM TO BE THE FITTEST KUSHINBOTCHI EVER
Why don't you just let go of the lollipop?
That would be the obvious solution. <_<
*shakes hand furiously*
UGH IT'S NOT COMING OFF
*takes a crowbar and tries to pry it off*
UUNNGGGHHHHH
*takes fire torch*
Aahhahahhhhhh whoa there friend you might need to slow down
IT'S HOPELESS I WILL BE FOREVER FAAATTTTT
And we have to go. Sorry for the short post! Please PM us with comments or questions and have a great day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

ASDFGHJKL THANKS FOR OVER 11,000 VIEWS!!! Also thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 and tamacass for liking our last post!!

Sorry for not posting. It's just... school. Anyway, I'll only do a little update thing for the tamas currently unpaused.

Sakura turned into.... kunoitchi. Horrible care... oops

Kyle got his 4th happy symbol. He will be getting married tomorrow.

It's so cool I'm a ninja! Waaa yaaa!!
I'm still fatttt
You're still complaining about that?

Yes, yes I am. Tama Weekly said that kushinbotchis are one of the top most over-weight tamagotchis.

Just give it up. It's not the end of the world.

Yeah, besides, even if Noodle played a bunch of games with you and got you down to the base weight, you would still look the same.

So there's really no point worrying about it.

I don't care what you say! You're just babies anyway.

Hey, Kyle, if you're really worried about losing weight, I could give you some ninja training!

Really?!

Sure.

Let's start right now!!

Okay.. first, we'll do some meditation.

How is that supposed to help me lose weight?

If you become one with the pickle, you will not eat the pickle.

... what??

Let me explain. If you meditate with each food, then you will not feel the need to eat the food, therefore you will only eat the healthy food that you have not meditated with.

okay I don't get a word of what you just said but LET'S TRY IT!!!

Okay.

*gives Kyle a pickle*

Now, concentrate on this pickle. Become one with the pickle. Ohhhmmmmmmmmmm

Ohhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Agghh!!! Don't eat me!!! I'm too young to die!! I just became a full grown cucumber!!! I have a wife, and kids, and a little beagle!!! Plleeasseee don't eat me!!!! I'm begging you!!!

WAAGGHHH TALKING PICKLE HAUNTED CREEPY

*throws pickle across room*

AAAHHHHHHH

*gets hit with pickle*

AHHHHH PICKLE JUICE IN MY EYES I CAN'T SEEEEEEE

A TALKING PICKLE OH MY CHEX MIX AAAHHHHHHHH

(Cadel and Kyle) *run around in circles screaming*

*bump into each other*

Owwwwww

Uugghhh

Well that didn't work as well as I had hoped. Kyle, do you want to eat a pickle now?

Not that haunted pickle! Heck no!!!

*takes pickle jar out of fridge*

But I'm in the mood for a non-haunted pickle! nomnomnomnom

*headdesk*

Thank you for reading! Please PM us with comments or questions, and we'll see you next time!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55, tamacass, and tamaninjacat for liking our last post!!

Sakura is still kunoitchi.

Kyle is getting married right now!!!

Alright Kyle, let's go.

Wait wait wait Noodle I need to apply my makeup-

Uhhh

I MEANT TO SAY MANLYNESS MANLYNESS

...

No comment.

OKAY GUYS WHAT SHOULD I WEAR FOR MY WEDDING PINK OR BLACK TUXEDO

PINK!!!!

Black.

I look better in black so yeah. WHAT HAT SHOULD I WEAR SUNGLASSES OR A SOMBRERO OKAY I AM WEARING THE SOMBRERO I LOOK FABULOUS OKAY NOW LET'S GO NOODLE

Okay..

OKAY THERE IS AN UWASATCHI A GIRAGIRATCHI AND A NACHURATCHI WHO SHOULD I CHOOSE GUYS
Uwasatchi.

Nachuratchi!

GIRAGIRATCHI YOU ARE LOVELY

*smooches*

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH

MY EEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
OKAY GUYS SHUT UP THERE IS AN EGG IT IS......... A BABY BOYYYYY YOU SHALL BE NAMED I DON'T HAVE ANY NAMES YOU GUYS WILL HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT OKAY I HOPE THAT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE FOR YOU
BYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STAY FIT EVERYONE!!!!!!

That was a lot of shoutpoles.

Waahhhaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I have a hat and a voice but I do not have a name. I speak, therefore I am.

Uhhh whoa. You can talk?

Yes, of course I can. Why wouldn't I?

Well for one thing you were born about 50 seconds ago.

So? Give me a name people! My father instructed it!

Issac.

Pedro.

Skippy.

Peanut butter.

Why would I be named Peanut Butter? I shall let Noodle decide.

I like Skippy.

Then Skippy it is. NOW FEED ME NOODLE

Okay!!! Thanks for reading! Please PM us with comments and questions, and have a great day/night or whatever!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Helllooooo

Thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55, tamacass, and tamaninjacat for liking posts!

Sakura is still here. She can get married, but I just... don't have the energy.

Skippy is happabouyatchi. I'm planning to get kikitchi and then turn him into King Kikitchi.

YUUUSSSS I SHALL BE KING AND RULE OVER ALL THE PEASANTS MWAHAHAHHAUAHAHAHHJAHASFDjoig

That's amazing, Skippy.

I DON'T WANT YOUR BORING TIRED HUMAN COMMENTS

I'm sorry but I'm so tireeddddd..... schoooollllllllllll especially PE i can't lift my armmms

Why do you complain about school so much? For tamas, we just have to find the skill points in the little boxes. I don't even go to school. What's so bad about it?

For us boring humans, it's not just finding a present in a box (if only). For me, it's math, english, lunch, social studies, band, science, and PE. PE is the worst. You have an entire gym of people. You're asked to do 3 jumping jacks. BUT there's a catch. If one single person isn't in perfect unison with the ENTIRE gym, everyone has to drop. And. Do. Five. Push ups. Repeat until perfectly synchronized (which takes about forever). *end rant*

Okay wow I don't care anyway where is everyone?

*loud music coming from other room*

Heeeyyy what are you guys doiinnggg

We're playing Gotchi Dance 3! Wanna play?

Sure! What do you do?

Well, you have to try to follow the dance steps of the shadows of the tamagotchis on the screen and-

OR YOU CAN JUST JUMP AROUND RANDOMLY

EITHER ONE WORKS

ALRIGHT I SHALL SHOW YOU GUYS WHO IS THE KIINNGGG OFFF DANCE

IT'S ON

*game starts*

*jump randomly*

*same*

*tries to follow steps*

WHOA

*trips over Cadel*

OW YOU SQUISHED MEEEEEEEE WHAUFHG

*gets stepped on by Sakura*

*trips and falls on Anna*

ASFGHGJLJK
*slides across room*

*song ends*

*in perfect position*

Hey where'd everyone go? That was easy! Let's do it again!

Thanks for readinngg~~ Please PM us with comments and stuff-

OR IF YOU WANT TO PLAY GOTCHI DANCE 3 WITH US

and have a nice day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for 11,143 views!!!! Also thanks to tamacass for liking our last post!

Cadel got unpaused just now.

Sakura got married to a nonopotchi.

Skippy is a sunopotchi. Penguin poweerrr~

Tell them about your day guys.

Okay so first we slept all day and it was boring because sleep is sleep you know

except it wasn't boring for me because I had a dream that I was a flying peanut and I was traveling all over the world and I went to Disney Land but someone ate me and I screamed and then I woke up

Shut up

and I also had this dream where I was a palm tree and all these people were climbing on me but it hurt so I dropped coconuts on them and the fell off screaming I felt powerful

Would you shut up?

oh yeah and then I was a McDonalds and I screamed

Why do you scream so much in your dreams?

That's strange.

SHUT UP ALREADY

meep

Thank you.

Anyway, today after school Noodle went to a frozen yogurt place and took us!
But she was mean because she didn't share.

Bleh my yogurt

AND THAT'S IT AND NOODLE FEEDDDDD MMEEEEEEEEEEE

Blahhh, we have to go! Thanks for reading this short boring post, and TGIF!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 and tamacass for liking our last post!!!

Cadel is a mizutamatchi. I'm going to try to get perfect care this gen and see what happens since I've gotten *cough* not so perfect care *cough* characters lately.

Sakura is still hanging out with her penguin husband. They will have their baby tomorrow.

Skippy is still sunopotchi. He's waiting on his fourth happy symbol.

Hey! Skippy, did you know what I noticed?

What?

That you and my husband are both penguins!

So?

Maybe you guys can be penguin bros or something!

Uh, no. Don't you know anything about penguin tamagotchis?

Uhhh

GATHER AROUND BABIES AND ONE TODDLER AND SAKURA HAVE YOUR PENCILS SHARPENED AND HAVE YOUR NOTEBOOKS OPEN READY TO TAKE NOTES

Why do we have to take notes?

Boorrinngg.

I don't have any hands!

*evil face*

WELL THEN WRITE WITH YOUR MOUTH THEN

*puts pencil in mouth*

Mis isss unmoftortabwle

WELL TOO BAD
FIRST OF ALL
EVERYONE SHUT UP

*silence*

GOOD JOB SHUTTING UP

Thank you!

I SAID SHUT UP

...

OKAY
NOW
TODAY WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT PENGUIN TAMAGOTCHIS AND EVERYTHING YOU EVER NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT THEM

*deep breath*

PENGUINTAMAGOTCHISAREHIGHLYAWESOMEANDREQUIREADAILYAMOUNTOFMACANDCHEESEANDCHERRYSNOWCONESINORDERTOSURVIVETHEYOFTENHAVEDREAMSINWHICHTHEYSCREAMALOTITISNOTUNCOMMONBECAUSEOFACTUALPENGUINSDESIRETOSCREAMBECAUSEPENGUINSDONTREALLYMAKEANYSOUNDDOTHEYWELLMAYBETHEYMAKESOMEKINDOFSOUNDBUTWHATITISIHAVENOIDEABACKTOTHEPOINTPENGUINTAMAGOTCHISAREHIGHLYTERRITORIALANDWILLSCREAMORMAKESOMEKINDOFNOISEIFYOUGETANYWHERENEARTHEMORTHEIRXBOXTHANKYOUANDHAVEAGREATDAY

*panting*

and that's all you need to know

(Sakura's husband) Hey man, that was a pretty rad lecture.

Really? I'm glad you think so.

Yeah, and I really like your goggles too. Sooooo coooollll. Get it? So cool? Penguins? Cool?

AAHAHAHAJHAHAHAHHFSIAYHDOWIYHUOCHSUHFUOHGOHSIOHOIAHSOUDFGHJKL PUNNY MAN YOU'RE AWESOME
Wanna go grab some snowcones?

Sure!

*leaves*

Be back before dinner, honey!!

Uhhh didn't he

Just contradict

Everything he just said

Yes.

He just likes to talk, I guess.

Thanks for reading! Please PM us with comments and other stuff, and have a great day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 for liking our last post!!!

Cadel is piroriotchi, the star thingy.

Sakura had a son, who currently has no name.

Skippy got his last happy symbol.

LALALAlALALAL I'M SO BEAUTIFUL I'M A STAAARRRR

Vain.

LET'S LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFULNESS IN THE MIRROR LALALALLA

*looks in mirror*
GASPPPP OH MY CHEX MIX A PIMPLE HELP ME I HAVE TO GET IT OFF
So what? It's one tiny pimple. It'll go away.

IT'S NOT JUST ONE TINY PIMPLE IT'S RUINING MY LIFE IT WON'T JUST GO AWAY

Teenagers.

AHHHHHH HOW DO I GET ITTTT OOOFFFFFFFFF
Well, Tama Weekly has a short bit that says-

I CAN'T USE TAMA WEEKLY!!!

Why? It's the most reliable source of tamagotchi information out on the market!

I NEED TO USE HIP TAMA MONTHLY WHICH IS THE ONLY MAGAZINE FOR TAMAGOTCHI TEENAGERS THAT HAS THE LATEST SCOOP ON EVERYTHING EVER!!!!

*throws Hip Tama Monthly at Skippy*

TELL ME WHAT IT SAYS IN THE BEAUTY SECTION ABOUT GETTING RID OF PIMPLES
Uhhh.... it says put one cup of strawberry milk, a kit-kat, some grass, orange popsicles, and duck toenails in a blender and put the mix all over your face.

O_O

Eww

I'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET THAT HORRIBLE THING OFF MY FACE

*puts stuff in a blender*

*blends on high*

WAIT CADEL YOU FORGOT TO PUT THE COVER ON
AAGGHHHH

GROSS DUCK TOENAILS EVERYWHERE
Ducks have toenails?

WHOOPS SORRY
*gets cover back on*

*finishes blending*

There, how does that look?

It looks like-

*covers Anna's mouth*

we all know what it looks like Anna.

I know! It looks like the perfect thing!

*pours all over face*

OKAY NOW WHAT SKIPPY

Uhh.... it says to blow dry your face and then run around in a circle ten times.

*blow dries*

*runs in a circle*

Hey.... I.... I don't feel it on my face anymore. I'M CURED!!!!!

Woo. Hoo.

But... I can't get this mask of duck toenail stuff off my face. Helllpp!!!
Hip Tama Monthly doesn't say anything about that.

HELP

Thanks for reading! Please PM us with comments or questions, and have a great day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for 11,268 views!!!!

Cadel is... a... furawatchi. *hysterical laughter*

Sakura left a few days ago and I now have her son, Skittle. He is paused.

Skippy is getting married right now!
I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY

OKAY THERE IS MELODITCHI

Pick her!!!
AND LOVELITCHI

Wow, two popular characters.

AND MAKIKO!!!
Wow that's an interesting combination. All three of the main girl characters.

MELODITCHI I LOVE YOU
*smooch*

Blaugh

Grooss

You look like a girl so don't be saying gross.

I'M A GUY

AN EGG IT'S A BOY

aauughghghghghghgh another boooyyy

STOP BEING COMPLAINY NOODLE HE IS MY SON AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT HIS NAME SHALL BE CARAMEL GOODBYE NOW PEOPLE REMEMBER TO BE NICE TO YOUR WEIRD HUMANS AND PENGUIN TAMAGOTCHIS PEACE OUT YO

Waaahhahaaaaaa

Hi there Caramel! We're babies just like you!

We're the nice ones though, so don't bother trying to be friends with Skittle, he's really hyper, and Cadel is just really girly.

Uhhh

HEY I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME AND THAT'S NOT TRUE I'M SO NOT HYPER

*bounces off walls while eating an entire bag of Jolly Ranchers*

And may I add that I am not girly. I am a man with a feminine look. Just because I have flowers on my head does not mean I am girly.

Yeah you're still girly.

WAHHHHHHH NOODLE FEED MEEEEE

Thanks for reading! Please PM us with comments and stuff, and have a great day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55, tamaninjacat, and Tamacass for liking our last post!!!

Sorry for not updating the past couple days. Schooolll But I'm going to try to update everyday this weekend! *heroic pose*

Noodle please shut up and get to the updates. ABOUT ME

Okaayyy okkaaayyy

Cadel the pretty little-

I'M NOT PRETTY

the ugly little-

I'M NOT UGLY

the girly little-

I'M NOT A GIRL

the violetchi.

Better. Add a manly.

the manly violetchi.

Thank you. Please continue.

<_< is paused.

Anna just got unpaused.

Caramel is a mametchi.

YES I AM AND I'M BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU

Heerree we go.

I AM A CYCLOPS

what

FEAR ME RAWRRAWRRAWR

Excuse me, how can you be a cyclops when you have two eyes?

Uhhhh

Hey Anna can I borrow your My Little Pony Friendship is Magic blanket for a sec?

Uhhh

Thanks

*grabs and cuts a hole in it*

*makes an eye patch*

*gives it back*

WAHAHHAHHhHHHH YOU CUT OUT PINKIE PIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
I'M A CYCLOPS AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT
NOW MORTALS BOW BEFORE MEEEEEE THE GREAT

THE GREAT
um

ppssttt noodle what's a good cyclops name?

Polyphemus?

pollywhatus?

Polyphemus is a cyclops from Greek mythology who-

yeah yeah I don't care

I SHALL BE BOB THE GREAT CYCLOPS FEAARRR MEEEEE

It's kind of hard to fear you when you have Pinkie Pie on your face.

SHUT UP AND FEAR ME

ahh. so. scary.

GOOOD

wait that was sarcasm

Aaannnddd we have to go now. Please PM Noodle with stuff and talk to us!! Thanks for reading!!! BYE ALL YOU WEIRD HUMANS AND THE AWESOME TAMAGOTCHIS WHO READ THIS LOG

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to tamacass for liking our last post!!!

Anna got paused again because I had a bunch of chores and I'm lazy.

Caramel is the same.

Still a cyclops?

Nope. Now I'm a unicorn. WATCH ME SPARKLE

Agh! The sparkle....

too....

bright!!!!!

I'M A PRETTY UNICORN
*flies on a rainbow*

*disappears*

Well, that's one less thing to worry abo-

HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT I FOUND THIS WEIRD THING IT SAYS POLICE BOX

What??

Hey! It's from a human show thing called Doctor What!

It's Doctor Who.

Yeah whatever Noodle LET'S GO!!!!!!

Guys no we are not going in the TARDIS-

*drags everybody into it*

WAIT HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIIITTTT

*get in*

Whoaa..... it's huge.

Coooll!!!

Okay guys now let's go back and eat some doritos on the couch come on-

HEY WHAT DOES THIS BIG RED BUTTON DO

*pushes*

AAAAAAAAJHFGISAGUFOIH UUGIHYAOYOUTEYREUA

AAHJOJSHDOIHGOUOEH

AHSUFHUSHJKSJ
ASSDHGJGLEOUJC

HLKJJKLKJLJLKLKJLHLJASFHKD

*rainbow magical lights and stuff*

*stops*

Where are we?!

It looks like we're...

two...

and

a half

Inches from where we started.

THIS SUCKS

AND NOW WE HAVE TO GO PLEASE PM US WITH STUFF AND STUFF AND BYE

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for over 11,400 views!! And thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 for liking our last post!

Caramel is still mametchi.

Everyone else is still paused... I'm sorry for not updating or running tamas, it's just school ;u;

SCHOOL IS STUPID
Agreed!
IT MAKES YOU PAUSE US AND BEING PAUSED SUCKS

YEAH YOU CAN'T RUN AROUND WITH NOODLE AND BE DROPPED BY NOODLE AND IT'S SO NOT AWESOME
YEAH CAMPAIGN AGAINST SCHOOL
NO SCHOOL NO SCHOOL
I completely agree with you guys but sadly I am getting kicked off the computer. Thank you for reading this short post, please PM us with stuff, and have a good day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello friends!

Caramel is still here. I'm planning to get him married on Saturday.

Caramel: EVERYBODY HIDDEEE NOODLE IS SIICCKK

Anna: AHHH AHH AHHH AHH

Cadel: TAKE COVER

Aradia: GET AN ENTIRE TON OF TISSUES

Skittle: HLDJKLCGGHJJIJFFSAXCVB

guys it's okay *sniff* I just have a sore throat and stuffy nose. Not even a fever yet. Besides, I still had to go to school today even though I felt horrible.

Skittle: NO IT IS NOT OKAY TAMA WEEKLY SAYS THAT TAMAGOTCHIS EXPOSED TO HUMAN DISGUSTING SICKNESS WILL DIE OR TURN INTO A BALL OF YARN

Cadel: AHHHHHHGDHDKDLLELALLALALWLODJEBBRBR

guys seriously...

Skittle: THIS IS SERIOUS NOODLE THERE'S A 50 50 CHANCE OF EITHER HAPPENING

this is ridiculous

Cadel: but I still want to watch Big Bang Theory...

Skittle: okay but we will have to take safety precautions

*builds a fort out of tissue boxes and makes a line with a pencil*

OKAY NOODLE YOU CANNOT CROSS THIS LINE

But what if a need a tissue? *sniffs*

Skittle: NO GET YOUR OWN TISSUE *slaps noodle's hand away*

O-okay... ;u;

Skittle: okay now we are safe.

Thanks for reading! Please PM us with comments and other stuff, and we'll see you soon!!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for 11,500 views!!!

Caramel shall get married tomorrow.

UGH TODAY IS HORRIBLE BECAUSE NOODLE STAYED HOME FROM SCHOOL BECAUSE SHE'S A DISGUSTING SICK HUMAN AND SHE MADE ME SIT WITH HER

I'm sorry. I had a fever.

YEAH BUT YOU COULD AT LEAST HAVE PUT ME TO SLEEP SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BE AROUND ALL YOUR DISGUSTINGNESS

Sorry. Anyway I need a tissue-

NO NO NO YOU STILL CAN'T CROSS THE LINE NOODLE
;u;

Tama weekly says that if your human is being gross and disgusting and sick then they have the perfect solution!
Really? What is it?
Guys no don't

It says "To cure your disgusting sick weird human first splash them with a bucket of ice water with 3 octopuses in it-"

*splashes Noodle with octopus ice water*

Agh cold cold cold octopus octopus octopus

*sneezes*

How was that supposed to help? <_<

The treatment isn't done yet! Patience Noodle!
"then make them eat a pickle-"

HERE'S A PICKLE NOODLE

Agh!

*eats pickle*

"and last sing karaoke to them."

Ahem.

Oh no.

AHEM
Don't.

I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED INNNN

*glass breaks*

NOW I'M LYING ON THE COLD HARRRDD GROUNND

*windows shatter*

mmakkee it stop

we have to go now before our ear drums explode please pm us with comments or questions and have a great day

TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to tamaninjacat and tamacass for liking our last post!!!

Caramel got married to a lovely makiko and had a boy (ugh), named Tex (my dad's idea because he was a kaubotchi).

Cadel the beautiful violetchi is unpaused. He should be getting married today.

YE HAW PEOPLE IT'S TIME TO ROUND UP SOME FRENCH FRIES
Ummm what
OKAY NOW YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL BECAUSE FRENCH FRIES ARE EASILY SCARED
but they're french fries
NOW WE HAVE TO DO THE FRENCH FRY CALL ARE YOU READY EVERYONE REPEAT AFTER ME

YODELAJSAHAJKHLKJLKJOJUOEHEHHEHEHEHEEOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

yodelelo?

No no no! Like this!
YODELDLDLJSAJOHIUFGIUADHGUOSFHEEEEEEEEHEHHEHEHEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

holy chex mix

AND NOW WE SWING OUR LASSOS AND CATCH THEM!

*swings lasso*

*lasso hooks on fridge door*

*opens door*

*lasso grabs bag of french fries and closes door*

*eats French fries*

Cold French fries? Eww.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS NOODLE

Fine

Cold French fries? Eww.

Wow I totally care about and respect your opinion Skittle.

H-hey!

Bleh.

Anyway, thanks for reading! Please PM us with comments and questions, and we'll see you soon!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to tamacass and tamaninjacat for liking our last post!!

Cadel had a daughter named Miranda. They got paused a little while ago.

Tex is a kuchipatchi.

Now. People. Who were unpaused today. You have 2 minutes to tell everyone about what you did today. Go.

Today Noodle was a boring still slightly sick person!
First she played Mario Kart like a crazy person because she wants to unlock Rosalina

Then she went out to lunch with her family and she ordered a baked potato with cheese and bacon because she's weird

And then she went to Wal-Mart with her family and they bought a new microwave and a new TV and some cheese popcorn

And then they went home and set up the microwave and the TV which is really huge and then Noodle made some cheese popcorn and didn't share

Wow.

Amazing.

Clap clap clap.

The end. Sorry for the bad post, I don't have any ideas. Please PM us with comments and stuff, and have a good day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 for liking our last post!

Wow. I'm like. Doing that thing... what's it called? Updating? Wow yeah what is that

BAD NOODLE YOU DIDN'T UPDATE FOR

*counts on fingers*

3 DAYS BAD BADBADBADBABDABDBADBDBDBBADBDBA
I've gone longer without updating. Calm yourself, Tex.
I WILL NOT CALM YOURSELF
It's calm "myself".
I DON'T CARE

ANYWAY IT IS BAD BECAUSE THIS SCHOOL IS TAKING UP TOO MUCH OF YOUR TIME
It does that. -.-

CAMPAIGN AGAINST SCHOOL! CAMPAIGN AGAINST SCHOOL!

School is bad because we get paused for weeks on end!!!!!

Or sleep all the time!!!!!!

And that's super boring!!
DOOWNNN WITH SCHOOOL

Indeed! But now we have to go. So, thanks for reading! Please PM us with comments or questions or anything, and have a good day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello friends!!!
Tex is probably getting married tomorrow.

Other tamas are paused but may be unpaused sometime this weekend maybe probably really lying here

It's Friday! We should do something fun!
Yeah!
Let's play Mario Kart like Noodle does!
Yeah!
Uhh, guys, the remote is way too big for you. Besides, we only have 4 remotes.

We can probably all play on one.

How?!

Well, like this!

*gets moving platform like a record player*

*puts Wii remote on it*

Okay, guys. Here's what we'll do. Cadel, you sit on the acceleration button. Skittle, you sit on the control pad for when we get a power up. The rest of us will run on the platform to turn the remote left or right.

Wow Aradia you're smart!

LET'S GO PEOPLE WE'RE PLAYING MARIO WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
But Mario has no soul! (Homestuck reference xD)

ALL RIGHT CADEL YOU SITTIN ON THAT BUTTON

Yes sir!
What course are we doing?

HM I DON'T CARE

*picks random one*

Why did you pick Rainbow Road?! THAT'S THE HARDEST ONE
OH WELL WE'LL JUST SEE LALALALA HOLY CHEX MIX WHAT THE CHEX MIX IS THIS ajhajhasjjshkjlhaslggjhd

TURN LEFT
NO RIGHT
WE'RE FALLING INTO OUTER SPAAACCEEE
Thanks for reading! Please PM us with comments and stuff, and have a great Friday!