The Cheesy Noodle Log of Tamagotchis!

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for 9,438 views!!!

Alright, so. Amy is like that, except she has wings instead of a helicopter thing. I've given her a couple care misses today. Lily is everyone's favorite: Ura Young Marotchi. I'm trying to get her gorgeous points up so she can be Tsukkomitchi, which i haven't had before. And Dave is Prince Mametchi. I'll even post a picture, or else he would complain louder than usual.



There are you happy?

YES YES YES YES JUST LOOK AT ALL THAT BEAUTY!!! HOW IT SPARKLES!!!
Well you can't fly, like I can, so ha!

YEAH WELL I HAVE MY PONY

AND YOU KNOW WHAT

HIS NAME IS GEORGE SO

WELL I HAVE EYEBROWS SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HA
HAH
HAHAHA

I'm staying out of this.

Agreed.

Popcorn? Cheese popcorn?

Oh yes please.

WHO NEEDS EYEBROWS WHEN YOU CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYY

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT EYEBROWS

MAYBE MY EYEBROWS HAVE SPECIAL POWERS

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT
PSSHHHHHH WHY WOULD EYEBROWS HAVE SPECIAL POWERS

BECAUSE

EYEBROWS ARE MAGICAL

AND YOU CANNOT DENY THAT
THIS IS STUPID

IT'S TURNING INTO A CHICK FIGHT
A KING DOES NOT CONCERN HIMSELF IN SUCH PETTY MATTERS

Cheese popcorn?

Oh yes.

EYEBROWS

ARE GROSS AND HAIRY

AND FUZZY AND EWWW
WHEREAS WINGS, MY DEAR LILY

ARE GRACEFUL AND FLAPPY AND BEAUTIFUL

EXCUUUUSSSEEEEE ME?

YOU DID NOT JUST INSULT MY EYEBROWS

I DID

DID NOT

DEFINITELY DID

*SNAPS FINGERS IN Z FORMATION*

Guys, how about this for a thought: you're both evolving tomorrow and neither of you will probably have wings or eyebrows. So can we just please get along?

you mean.... my eyebrows will be goonnee

my.... wingssss

I DON'T WANNA EVOOOLLVVEEEE
WAAHHAHGHAGHAGHAGHAAAAA
Oh great.

Let's just get off already.
EDIT: It did the annoying color thing ugghh

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi! Dave is the same, Amy is still waiting to evolve (ugh <_< ), and Lily is a Tsukkomitchi! Yay! And since I haven't had her before, I have pictures!!!

NO PICTURES OF ME
No.

GAAASPSPSPSPPSPPPPP

*faints*

Hey bro are you ok?

Just leave him, it's better when he's passed out anyway.

True.

Alright, shall we start the pictures?

Yes we shall! And I won't be as braggy as Dave is!

YEESSS THANK YOU





Look at me!!! AND MY BIG HANDS!!! HEHEHEHEE!!!
You said you weren't going to be braggy.

I said AS braggy. Not completely void of braggyness.

Ugh





Me and my tophat, which was suddenly blown off by a sudden gust of indoor wind!

Indoor wind?

There is no such thing!

YES THERE IS AND IT IS ALWAYS BLLOOOWWINNNGGGGG *scary face*

eep

okay okay



It's my lovely skirt! Lalala



I say peace out to you!!!



Ummmmmm

WHAT
IS
THAT

It was supposed to be jeans, okay! Noodle, back me up!

Really I don't even know what's going on there either.

Ughhh!!!! I'm getting off the log before I am completely embarrassed! Please send us questions or comments, and watch out for sudden gusts of indoor wind!!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi guys! Amy finally evolved! She's a penguin now and sooooooooooooo cute!!!! <3 Also, Lily got a job as a hairdresser. (after failing both a singer and a dancer)

Excuse me! The stupid judges just did not see my full potential! After all, how am I supposed to show my full range when they ask me to sing twinkle twinkle little star?

They asked you to sing that?

..... yeahhh...

No actually they just saw right from the start that she could never be a star.

Hey! You don't have to be so meeannn...

Actually, peasant, he probably knows a lot more about stardom than you, considering the fact that he's a music star.

Yes indeed.

I don't care! I cut peoples hair! And I will share! Bits of gossip everywhere!

Is this a rap battle that I see? For it sure looks like one to me.

Oh yes, I shall put your Music Star skills to the test, to see who is the best

Okay, I could beat you any day.

Are you so confident.... ummmm

HAHAHA I WIN

That's just as well because we have to go. ALSO WHEN I WAS A TEEN I COULD FLY BUT NOW I'M A PENGUIN SO I CAN'T FLY IS THAT LIKE DE EVOLUTION
I don't know. Anyway, thanks for reading, and have a good day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for 9,520 views!!!

Lots of news! I paused Amy and Lily, and unpaused Sean and Sam. Also, Dave got married and now I have his son, Legolas, here with me. Refresher on tamas:

Amy is a v3 and a penguin- paused

Lily is a v4.5 and a tsukkomitchi-paused

Sean is a v6 and a kikitchi- unpaused

Sam is a tama-go and a baby- unpaused

Legolas is an iDL and that tree toddler thing- unpaused

Alright, guys. What would you like to complain/brag/rant about today?

We never complain!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH

You're weird Noodle.

I know.

Can we please just talk about my awesomeness right now? I play an electric guitar and my toy is a computer. My band is named Green...

(that's literally the name. "Green..." I can't even remember why I called it that.)

BUT ANYWAY BACK TO THE MUSIC STAR HERE I'm getting neglected AND I HATE IT UGHUGHZISH(UAGIUFGROIWG

Sorry, but I want you to be a kuchipatchi, so I have to try to get ok care.

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS I AM A STAR I SHOULD NOT BE TREATED THIS WAY

And this falls in the category of rant/complain/brag. I prove my point.

I got neglected too and I'm going to get neglected even more because Noodle is going to try to make me into Gozarutchi.

Sorry Legolas, but I'm trying to get different characters.

And I'm not going to be annoying like Sean and say that I'm the important iDL and blahblahblah

GASP well then RUUUDDDEEE I'm going on my laptop and unfriending you on TamaBook.

NOODLEEEEEEEE
Agghhh baby hour. I have to go take care of Sam, so we might as well get off the log. Thanks for reading, and please PM us with whatever!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi!!! Sorry for not posting in so long, I got braces on Wednesday and it's really been hurting a lot so it was hard to concentrate on much. But it's a little better now, so I thought I'd do a post!

Sean is a Togetchi, and his band made Pro Debut!

Sam is a Shimashimatchi

And Legolas is a Gozarutchi wearing a flower hat!

Wait what

Flower

Hat

?



I kid you not.

It's fashion! It's going to be the trend, mark my words.

O-OKAY *trying not to laugh*

YES YOU'RE.... RIGHT *face is red*

YEAH COUGH TOTALLY *holding breath*

IT LOOKS.... BEAUTIFUL *trying not to laugh so hard*

Psssttt hey guys? What's up with this? Usually you'd just burst out laughing and make fun of him.

He's a ninja, so we're scared...

If you make him mad...

He might go all ninja on us.

And that would be bad...

Ah, I see.

But seriously, he looks so ridiculous in that hat.

Hee hee, I know.

HEY WHAT ARE YOU WHISPERING ABOUT THERE TINY TEXT PEOPLE

um nothing...

YOU

ARE CALLING MY
FASHION
RIDICULOUS

yes...

Well......

Oh no

Meep

We're all gonna die

EHIHIOHUOTHI

Thanks for your feedback. I'll take that into consideration when designing my next line of clothing.

Eh?

Yes, critism is just what I needed.

But

SHHH
WE'RE SAVED REMEMBER

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

nothing

Very well. I am off to design my new jacket, and you shall be my assistants. Come!

ugh

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo

Sean got married to a Makiko and had a baby boy. I have no idea what to name him. I'm really tired, so this is all for today. Better post tomorrow. Sorry for being so boring

YAY I GOT MARRIED
YAY I'M A NINJA
YAY I'M A FAT BEE

YAY I'M PAUSED WAIT NO

HROIGHUE BLAH

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for 9,621 views!!!

Alright, I'm actually going to try to do a good post today. WITH PHOTOS SQUEE SO EXCITING

Sean left last night and put his son, Andrew, in my care. My Music Star is currently paused because I don't feel like doing the annoying baby care hour.

Sam got married this morning to a lovely Uwasatchi.

Legolas got married to a Meloditchi and had another boy (ugh) named No Name because I am so great at names. He evolved into a tree which made me more annoyed (I never seem to get furutsupantchi so I can't get happabouyatchi so I can't get any of those characters). I'm trying to give him 4 care misses so he can evolve into bokuhoshitchi and then into kuchipatchi because, well, kuchipatchi is cute.

Lily is paused and so is Amy.

Photo timmeeee

Ugh I hate when they narrate.

It's only fair, I suppose.

I didn't get any pictures either, so I'm in the eww they're annoying when they narrate club too.

Whee



THERE'S ME AND MY LOVELY WIFE DO YOU SEE IT DO YOU DO YOU HRUOGWYIUGIW

YES



<3

BLUH

MY EYEBALLS

IT BURNS

AGH



LOOK LOOK AT ALL THE RANDOM PEOPLE WHO CAME TO OUR WEDDING

OKAY EVERYONE NOW TIME FOR PHOTOS OF THE AMAZING THE BEAUTIFUL iDL!!

bleh

NO TALKING ALLOWED
meh







There is my dad and all of my possible mothers... that's actually kind of weird



BLUH UGH EWW

How sweet.

NO

SAM

DO YOU SEE THAT RIGHT THERE
Yes. Isn't it great?

NO





date date bluh bluh



AND THEN ME LOOK PRETTY OOH FABULOUS

Okay great.

Are we done now? I have to get back to knitting.

Yeah and I'm making potato stew.

NO YOU HAVE TO LOOK LOOK LOOK AT ME
No we don't

Please send us a PM, we love talking to people and tamas!

BEAUTIFUL OOH FABOO

Just shut him up already

*clicks post*

GORGEOUS OOH YE

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello, everyone. Still the same tamas unpaused. I gave him 2 care misses so he can be kuchipatchi! Sam and his wife are due to have their baby tomorrow. I wonder what it'll be... (GIRL GIRL PLEASE GIRL I'M TIRED OF BOYS ON MY MUSIC STAR AND TAMA GO AND iDL)

I'M STARRINNGGG AT THEEEE BEAUTIFULLLL SUNNNNSEE-ttt cough hack blaugh

Are you okay?

m-m-m-m-i v-i-c-e-

I think he's lost his voice, guys.

Serves him right with that horrible screeching.

Amy!

Hmph.

i-can'ttt-tlk

Does anyone know any methods for a sore throat?

Cough drops. Duh.

*puts 10 cough drops in No Name's mouth*

MMPHHHHHHH

*spits cough drops all over Amy*

EEEEUIUUUGGHHHHH!!!!
Okay that certainly didn't work. Ideas?

How about tea? With a little bit of honey.

b-ble-don-dri-te-it-hot (bleh I don't want to drink tea it's hot)

But it'll help you.

bleh don't wanna

No Name... you just talked.

oh... I... I did!!! YES WITH THE MAGICAL POWER OF TEAAAAA- agh cough

Aaannndddd we're back where we started.

More tea, coming right up.

Thanks for reading! Please PM us with anything and everything! Have a great day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi everyone!

Sam had a son who is now named Bill (thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 and Derek)

No Name is now a kuchipatchi! Yay!!!

Hey guys I got a new blender! Wanna make smoothies? It's already warmed up from the weirdness potion we made for Fiona! (in chat)

Yay I love smoothies!

Same here!

Yumm

Okay! I'LL THROW EVERYTHING IN THE FRIDGE INTO THE SMOOTHIE AND MAKE IT SUPER YUMMY AWESOME

Ummm all that's in the fridge is mac and cheese.

FINE THEN IT'LL BE A MAC AND CHEESE SMOOTHIE

... o-0

DON'T WORRY IT'LL BE GOOD

I HOPE
*throws mac and cheese into blender and blends*

OH NO I FORGOT THE COVER

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES FLYING MAC AND CHEESE
AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

AND NOW WE HAVE TO GO SO BYE AND WATCH OUT FOR MAC AND CHEESE

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi guys! Sorry for not posting yesterday, I was busy with 4th of July stuff.

Sam left Bill in my care and is now paused.

Amy is now unpaused and as penguiny as ever.

Lily is also unpaused and got married and had a son, whose name is Finn (suggested by Fiona from Blue's log)

No Name got his 4th happy symbol today. I might make him into patchizarusu, I don't know...

Please please please make me into patchizarusu Noodle! Then I can be a mighty dragon and set fire to things like you set fire to that marshmallow last night!

Wait. Noodle set a marshmallow on fire?!

Yep! I saw it! It burst into flames!

Dang. We miss everything when we're paused.

Wow, Noodle is just like a dragon.

Maybe Noodle IS a dragon!

GASP! Perhaps...

But how can we find out?

Guys I'm not a dragon we were making smores last night and my marshmallow got too close to the burner. -.-

*lights turn off*

*spotlight on Noodle tied up in a chair*

What are you doing?!

Your questioning, dear Noodle... or shall I say... dragon.

Ugh.

AHEM. Where were you on the evening of July Fourth, 2013?

Um... making smores? Lighting sparklers? Watching Monsters Inc.?

Ah. That's all I needed to know. Anything to add, witnesses?

Um... Monsters Inc. is funny.

Sparklers are cool.

Aha! Sparklers. Noodle.

Whaaattt

How did you light the sparklers?

With... matches?

LIES

Umm...

Witnesses, can you confirm her obviously false statement?

I don't know.

How can you not know?!

We were left inside.

I see... trying to hide the evidence, were you?

Um.. no.

LIEESSS
Oookay Amy moving on to the next question. Noodle, did you set fire to the marshmallow?

Yeah..

AHA!!

How did you set fire to the marshmallow?

I guess it just got too close to the burner and it caught on fire.

LIIIEESSSSS
Witnesses. Can you confirm this?

It just burst into flames.

We couldn't really see very well. We were on the table.

Hmm...

LIIIIEEESSSS
What?

Nothing. LIIIEEESSSSS is just fun to say.

Okay... moving on then.

Did you set fire to Monsters Inc.?

What?

DID YOU

Um no...

LIIIEEESSSSSSS

This is a tough case. The marshmallow incident points to being a dragon, yet the sparklers cannot be told. And I don't even know what to say about the Monsters Inc.... I suppose there is only one way to find out.

How?

We must see if Noodle can set fire to... a cotton ball.

Excellent test of her dragon abilities.

Indeed. Andrew, release the cotton ball.

*brings cotton ball on a golden velvet pillow*

Noodle, you will have 5 seconds to set this cotton ball on fire.

Okay sure fine.

Ready... go!

*stares at cotton ball intensely for 5 seconds*

*nothing happens*

Nothing.

Okay. I'm not a dragon. Can you please untie me now?

Wait! Maybe we should keep her under observation. The fireball could have a late effect.

True, true.

Oh good grief.

LET THE OBSERVING COMMENCE

Thanks for reading this crazy post! Please PM us with comments or if you just wanna talk!

NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME OBSERVE YOU

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hey guys! I'm on my iPod, so black and white post today.

Amy got married and had a daughter, who I dub Alyssa

Lily and Finn are just the same.

No Name is now patchizarusu.

No Name: Zzzzzzzzzzz

Lily and Finn: Zzzzzzzz

Amy: Aannddd they're all asleep.

It is 9:06 PM

Amy: Yeah..

Andrew: DON'T WORRY YOU CAN PARTY WITH US AMY

Bill: YEAH WE'RE UP ALL NIGHT

Amy: That's the last thing I want to do.

Andrew: COME ON IT'S FUN

Bill: YEAH WE JUST LISTEN TO WHATEVER NOODLE'S IPOD PLAYS AND DRINK FAYGO AND EAT DOUBLE STUFF OREOS

Where'd you get the Faygo? They don't even sell it here in Arizona. (Sadly)

Andrew: WE HAVE... FRIENDS

O-o

Bill: ACTUALLY WE'RE FRIENDS WITH THIS TALKING MAC AND CHEESE WHO SELLS FAYGO AND COOKIES

Amy: What??

Bill: I DON'T KNOW BUT I THINK I'M ON A SUGAR RUSH

Andrew: ALSO WE'RE WATCHING MAGGIE THE TALKING MAC AND CHEESE ON THIS EPISODE MAGGIE HAS TO FIND THE CHEESE WHIZ OF IMMORITALLITY AND IT'S SO INTENSE

Amy: Umm

Yeah... Let's just get off the log now.

Andrew: WAIT DON'T YOU WANNA KNOW IF MAGGIE FINDS THE CHEESE WHIZ OF IMMORTALITY

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for 9,926 views!! We're almost to 10,000!!

Sorry for not posting yesterday, I was busy. But lots of updates!

Alyssa: (v3) is a mizutamatchi, I think. I'm trying to give her a couple care misses and see what teen I'll get.

Finn: (v4.5) is a diamond. I'm getting his funny points up so he can be celebitchi.

No Name: Has been turned back into a regular kuchipatchi because I got some new downloads that I wanted him to try on.

AND I LOOK SO MUCH BETTER NOW I GOT A NEW BEACH BACKGROUND AND A SURFBOARD AND I WENT INTO SPACE AND BEST OF ALL I'VE GOT STAR SHAPED SUNGLASSES OH YES IT LOOKS SO FABULOUS ON ME
There's still stuff I want to download but my USB irDA doesn't always cooperate. -.- I want to download the poncho. I think kuchipatchi would look really cute in one.
Well I'm a sparkly diamond lalalalalalalalllalal also I'm rich

I KIND OF LOOK LIKE A POTATO

ALSO WE'RE OUT OF FAYGO

AND OREOS

And now we have to go. Bleh. Thanks for reading this short post! Please PM us with any comments or questions, and we'll see you soon!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi guys! Sorry for not posting yesterday. I was busy (again).

Alyssa: Is a hinotamatchi

Finn: Is a celebitchi

No Name: Is still hanging around for no reason other than I really like kuchipatchis

Today was boring and I got neglected a lot because Noodle was doing some weird human thing called chores.

I'm glad I don't have to do chores.

I DO SOMETIMES-ISH WHEN MY HOUSE GETS DIRTY I HAVE TO VACUUM AND MOP AND SCRUB IT AND IT TAKES ABOUT 1 MINUTE ALL TOGETHER
So why're you complaining if it only takes about one minute, Noodle?

Yeah. Are you that lazy?

For your information, I don't have a room the size of a thumb, also, No Name doesn't have a closet that hasn't been cleaned in years. (I'm serious there was stuff from first grade in there O_O)

Excuse me, my room isn't the size of a thumb, okay? It's more the size of a... umm... room. Yeah. It's the size of a room.

*clap clap* Most amazing description I've ever heard.

Bleh, I don't care. I am far more superior than you. You are a mere blob, while I am an almighty kuchipatchi WITH emphasis on WITH star shaped sunglasses. The difference is obvious.

Hey! Babies are awesome, okay? Although to be honest, I think I'm superior to you, Andrew. You're just a blob, and I'm, well, a mushroom.

GASP! You're betraying me, Bill! I thought I could trust you!

I'm sorry, but really. Which would you rather have, a blob or a mushroom?

Neither, when you could have me, A FIERY BALL OF FIRE

*echos*

FIRE

fire

fire

fire

fire

Well that's all well and good, but would you really want to be a ball of fire when you could be me, a glamorous superstar? Besides, you would set everything on fire anyway.

I DO NOT- oops

Hmm something smells like it's burning... chicken?

Uhhmmm, Finn?

Yes?

YOU'RE ON FIRE

AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH NO NOT MY BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY MASK

beautiful

butterfly

mask

?

*everyone tries not to laugh*

YES OKAY I KNOW IT'S GIRLY BUT I COULD USE SOME HELP HERE

PAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH OKAY OKAY I'LL GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER

*gets fire extinguisher*

*sprays the entire thing on Finn*

I think maybe that was a little too much.

He's buried in it.

At least the fire's out.

Well then... um... thanks for reading! Please PM us with comments or questions, and have a great day, because we have a celebitchi to dig out of some foam!

MMPPHHH

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

AHHH

DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME

NO THEY DO NOT
THANKS FOR OVER 10,000 VIEWS

YAY!!!

I feel like I should do something special, but I don't really know what. How about cookies for all of you amazing people?

\\

There you go. uwu

Anyway, on to updates:

Alyssa is still a hinotamatchi. She should evolve ANY. SECOND. NOW.

Finn got a job as a singer.

No Name: Should be getting married later.

ASDFGHJKL COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES THOSE ARE HUGE COOKIES THEY'RE LIKE THE SIZE OF THE EARTH LIKE WHOA

Yayayayayayay so many views!!!

*sets fire to couch*

Oops. Sorry I set things on fire when I'm excited.

*fire extinguisher*

I hope she evolves soon. She gets excited way too often.

I could see that.

No. I'm serious. She's set 16 things on fire so far today. First it was the blender, then the bookcase, then an entire palm tree.

Eheheheheeh... oops.

Aanndd there goes the Chinese rug.

*extinguish*

Sorry.

Anyway, change of subject, I AM A STAARR!!!! I SING AND DANCE AND EVERYONE LOVES ME
You haven't even gone to your job yet. <_<

EVERYONE LOVES ME ANYWAY SO BE QUIET PEASANT

Bleh.

No fighting! oops

Aaaannddd there goes the DVD player.

*extinguish*

Alyssa is too excited to log. Let's just get off.

NO I DON'T WANNA-

*sets fire to the keyboard*

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello amazing people! Updates:

Alyssa FINALLY evolved into a mimitchi!

Finn is still wearing his beautiful pink butterfly mask.

No Name got married last night and had ANOTHER son, Ron (thanks to Blue's tamas!) who is currently a kaubotchi. I'm kind of mad though because I just need one more different character to get the next destination but I can never get the fruit toddler and so can't get the teen that leads to all those other characters. *end rant* He should be evolving in a little bit.

HOWDY PARTNERS LET'S ROPE SOME COWS

Um what

No

IT'S A FRIDAY NIGHT AND WHAT IS THE PERFECT THING TO DO ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

Go to Chili's?

Hold a concert?

Watch Maggie the Talking Mac and Cheese?

Drink Faygo?

AND OF COURSE THE ANSWER IS ROPE COWS
In case you hadn't noticed, there's no cows around here.

THAT'S OKAY WE CAN ALWAYS ROPE SOMETHING ELSE LIKE BUNNIES
Um okay what- AAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

*gets roped by Ron*

HEELLLPPPPPP

YEE HAAAAAWWWWWWW

NONONONONONONON STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP

*hits lamp*

*hits cheese*

*hits vase of flowers*

YEE HAW

*swings Alyssa around*

Oh whoops

*rope breaks*

*flies off into pile of pillows*

Well at least I had a soft landing

WHO WANTS TO GO NEXT

Uhhhmmmm

Ahhhhh

Sorry we have to... go WHILE WE RUN AWAY FROM THIS CRAZY COWBOY THING

YEEE HAAAWWWW

*swings rope*

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello everyoneee~

Alyssa is the same

Finn is the same

Ron should be evolving soon

Andrew is paused

Bill is also paused

I'm gonna be so cool I'm gonna be a metal kuromametchi and like rockkkkk onnnnnn duddeeessss

And you're gonna talallkkkkk liiikkkeee thaatttt alllllll theeeeeee tiiimmmeeee?

Yeeeeeaahhhhh duuuuuudddddeeeeeeeee

Acccttuuuaalllyyyyy it''ssssssss kiiinnddddd offfffff fuuuunnnnn toooooooo ttyppppeeeeeeee liiiikkkkeeeeeee thiiiiisssss alllllll theee timmmmeeeeee

Itttttt feeellllsssss soooorrttttt offffffff reelllaaaxxxinnggg

Annnnddd callllmmmmmmmm

Jeez, you guys are like Sollux but worse -.- (homestuck reference)

Coommmeeeee onnnnnnnnnnnnn Noooodddlllleeeeeee yoouuuuuuuuuu sshhhhouuuulllllllllddddd tryyyyyyyyyy iiitttttttt

Yeeeaahhhhhhhh ittt'''ssssss fuuunnnnnnnnnnn

Laaadddddeeeeeedeeeeeeedummmmdeeeeeedduuuuummmmmmdaaaaddeeeedeeeeeedaaaaaaaadummmmmddeeeeduummmmmmm

O_O Spell check says that's right?!

Offfccouuurrseee

Waittttt whaaatttttt whyyyyyy ddiiiiidddd itttt saayyyy thhhhaatttttt waaasssss wrroooonnnngg?

Perplexing.

Innnndddeeeeeeeedddddddddd

My spell check must be broken..

Laaaddeeedoooddlllleeeeedaayyyydooooooo

Awww whattt? Soooo thhhhahattt''ssss wrrronnnggggggg??
I don't know. We're getting off bbeeeccauusseee Ii'''mmmmm gggeettttiinnngggggg tiiiirreedddd ooffffff typppiinnggg evverryyy letterrrrrrr muuulllttiipllleee tiimmmmess.

LADEDAAADEEDUM

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 and tamacass for liking our last post, and extra thanks to tamacass for liking a lot of our posts lately!

Alyssa is the same but may be getting married soon

Finn got married last night and had a baby girl, who has no name. Suggestions are welcome, since I'm just about out of names.

Ron evolved into kuromametchi and was promptly turned into metal kuromametchi last night. I've gotten all three of his happy symbols.

Today was boring because Noodle watched Lord of the Rings and we got neglected for THREE HOURS AND TWENTY MINUTES

It was Return of the King, to be exact.

No matter what's returning, that's still not an excuse to neglect us for THREE HOURS AND TWENTY MINUTES

It's an awesome movie, okay?

How was it awesome? It was just a bunch of people going rawr and then there was some fire and then some weird ring and I don't know. Still, HOW COULD IT BE THREE HOURS AND TWENTY MINUTES

Lord of the Rings movies are always long. This one was just twenty minutes extra. They still left out some parts from the book though, including a really important part. <_<

That's what I like about being paused. You don't have to get neglected like everyone else.

Yes. You can just sit on Noodle's bookcase and drink tea and eat cupcakes. *slurps tea*

*eats cupcakes*

I want cupcakes ;u;

No. No cupcakes for boring humans.

*eats pizza*

I want pizza ;u;

No. No pizza for boring humans.

I'm sorry I'm hungryyyyyy ;u;

Anyway, THREE HOURS AND TWENTY MINUTES is a long time. Did you know that there are lots of other ways you could have spent those THREE HOURS AND TWENTY MINUTES of your life? But now those THREE HOURS AND TWENTY MINUTES are gone. Gone! And you'll never get them back!

Okay, okay. I'm sorry. That's probably the last THREE HOURS AND TWENTY MINUTES long movie I'll watch for a while. At least until the second Hobbit movie comes out.

Okay. That is okay.

Okay. We shall get off the log now. Okay?

Okay.

JUST STOP SAYING OKAY OKAY?

 

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Thanks for 10,291 views!!!!

Alyssa got married to a gozarutchi and had a son, I Don't Know (name suggestions please?)

Finn left his daughter Dory in my care. v4.5 has been paused.

Ron is le same.

I SLEPT ALMOST ALL DAY TODAY BECAUSE NOODLE WENT OUT AND DIDN'T WANT TO BRING US WITH HER
I went shopping for clothes. I didn't even want to go. <_< It was boring. You wouldn't have wanted to come anyway.

I would have wanted to come.

Why?

Because then I could have recommended all the stylish clothes to Noodle, and not the Bat-Man t-shirt that she ended up choosing.

Heeeyy I like this t-shirt. I'm wearing it right now. ;u;

Nooo Noodle, you are sooooo not trendy.

I already know that and I have no desire to be. <_<

Tsk tsk tsk I could suggest amazing styles to you. Turn you into someone new.

Yeah okay how about no.

Well, you know-

Okay you have to shut up because I picked a bad time to log and have to go now. Sorry for the bad post, please PM us with comments or questions, and have a good day!

 

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Thanks for over 10,300 views!!

and I just realized that i screwed up and put Finn in that post -.- apologies, I was really tired. All tamas are paused since I've been hanging out with friends most of the day.

Alyssa left Carl in my care.

Ron will get married on Friday.

Sorry for the bad posts lately, I might be able to get on later and do a better post today. See you later!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

All right, time to maybe write a good post! I didn't have a lot of time when I tried (and failed) to update an hour ago. So I'm on my iPod now. No color boo

Carl is Alyssa's son on my v3. Alyssa left this morning. v3 has been paused.

Dory is Finn's son; Finn is no longer here I screwed up writing yesterday's post. v4.5 is paused.

Andrew was unpaused this morning and evolved into kuchitamatchi. He is a v6 and his instrument and toy are a violin and a pirate ship, respectively.

Bill is probably maybe gonna be unpaused soon. He's the baby on the tama go.

Ron is the metal kuromametchi on my iDL he will get married on Friday.

Now that who everyone is is all cleared up, what do you guys wanna do?

Bill: Well for one thing, I'd like to be unpaused! It's no fun just sitting here and not moving while everyone else gets to drink Orange Crush and have a pool party!

Andrew: That's exactly what we should do!

Bill: What?

Andrew: Drink Orange Crush and have a pool party!

Dory: Yeaahh!!!

Bill: Okay that's all great but can I be unpaused first?

Fiiinnneeee *goes and gets Bill*

Bill: Woo hoo I can mooovveee!!! Now let's party!

Carl: Problem. We don't have a pool.

Andrew: No problem. We're tamagotchis. Anything can be a pool for us if we fill it up with water. Hey Noodle! Do you have any plastic cups?

Yeah, here you go,

Andrew: See? Pool problem solved!

Carl: Okay, but we don't have any Orange Crush.

Bill: Oh! I think I have some in by big secret soda stash! Here you go!

Andrew: Great! Now, we'll use this Popsicle stick as a diving board and our pool is done! Who's ready to get in the pool?

*line forms instantly at the diving board*

Andrew: Yahooo! *dives in*

Carl: CANONBAALLLL *canonballs in*

Bill: Look out beelloooowwww *dives*

Ron: I don't know about this pool stuff, it might ruin my perfect Mohawk and-

Dory: JUST GET IN ALREADY *pushes Ron in*

Ron: AGGHHHGGGGHHHHHHH *falls in*

Dory: Yippee!!! *dives*

Ron: My Mohawk my beautiful golden Mohawk

Bill: Forget about that! It looked bad on you anyway! Who wants Crush????

*everyone grabs one*

I want Crush ;u;

Andrew: Of course you can have one!! *hands Noodle tamagotchi sized Crush*

Ummm no thanks. It's smaller than my pinkie fingers nail.

Dory: Hey! I got a beachball! Lets play with it! *throws it at Ron*

Ron: *gets hit in the now drooping Mohawk with beachball*

How. Dare. You. Hit. The. MOHAAAWWWKKK

Dory: Everybody run for your lives!! I mean, swim!!!!!!

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