The Cheesy Noodle Log of Tamagotchis!

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello guys! I'm on my iPod at the moment because of certain unnamed people hogging the computer, but I have enough time for a colorless yet halfway decent post, so here goes!

Bilbo: whoa so this is your iPod Noodle??

CP: Cooooolll!!!!

Sean: It's perfect size for babies to type on! Come on, Christina!

Christina: Yaaaay!

Miso: Sigh, alas I cannot type so much, for my old 13 year old bones are creaking.

Oh please.

Miso: But it's true!!! I am becoming old!! Just this morning I had a giant cup of coffee.

Volvo: What the chez mix?! My band isn't Volvo!! And I said chez, not chez!!! Whaat?!

It is the annoying power of auto correct, young Bilbo.

Bilbo: Auto-what?

Christina: She said auto correct. Gosh, Bilbo. Use your ears.

Miso: No stupid auto correct will get the best of me! Day duct! What that's not what I said! Rusdjfj! Ha ha auto correct!

CP: Oh that looks like fun game! Offset! No I said gsehthg! Mwahaha!!

Sean: Zbama fans vividly? Stupid auto correct. I said Judd! Boo

Miso: Oh no no no no no, young grasshopper. You have much to learn. Yodel bigger!

Sean: ... What

Miso: Darn autocorrect! Gahryjto! There we go.

Sean: Okay I'll try now. Dyxjjsy! Yay I did it!

Okay people, we have to go before I get carpal tunnel. Please PM us with comments or questions and TGIF!!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi everyone! Thanks for over 8,200 views!!! And sorry for not posting in a while, been so busy. >_< So, Miso got married and had a girl! Her name is Ichigo and she's currently a Rolutchi.

Ohh look some candy

NO NO NO I'M NOT FOOD!!! GET AWAYY!!!
GASP TALKING CANDY!
NO

I WONDER HOW IT TASTES
I'M NOT FOOD IDIOTS!!!

Guys, stop! You're so immature.

Sniffle you're nice!

Nice to meet you. I'm Christina. Probably the only sane person besides you here.

Hey! Are you calling me insane?
Yes, Noodle. Anyone who goes to this evil place called school for 6 hours is definitely insane.

If I didn't have to, I wouldn't. T_T

Yeah, whatever. And CP's insane because he thinks he's Elvis.

BUT I AM ELVIS! UHH HUUHH

Sure. Bilbo's insane because he likes bubble tea.

Lots of people like bubble tea and they're not insane!!

And Sean's insane because he's a music star.

I'LL AGREE ON THAT
You people are mean.

Wow. This blog is insane.

It really is.

Come on, girl! Let's go tell secrets and paint our nails and drink soda!
Okay! Tee hee!
Yuck, girls.

And now we have to go. Thanks for reading, as always! Have a good (or at least halfway decent) day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hey everyone! So sorry I've been so lazy on posting lately. 6 more days of school for me though, so hang on until then!! Ichigo is a watawaratchi right now. Again, I'm on my iPod, so colorless post. :/

Ichigo: Hi everyone! I'm kind of like two people because of this cloud on my head ahahahaha!! Her name is Shirley say hi Shirley!

Shirley:... Sup bros

Bilbo and everyone else: O-O

Ichigo: I'll never be lonly because I have another person on my head!!^-^

Christina: Okay that's just a little bit creepy.

Sean: It's like a person watching every single thing you do...

CP: Really everything...

Ichigo: Shut up Shirley is really nice!!

Shirley: ppsssttt guys

Bilbo: Huh?

Shirley: The truth is I'm not Shirley and I hate being on her head!! In fact I'm not even a girl! My name is Dave!!

Sean: whoa dude your life must really suck.

Dave: It does. I need to find a way to get off her head!

CP: We'll help you!

Christina: Hey Ichigo that cloud really doesn't suit you.

Ichigo: Whaaat??? It doesn't?!

Christina: Oh no no no no no dear.

CP: Clouds are so not in this year.

Bilbo: I'll just get it off and get you a new look! *tries to pull cloud off* Uuggghhh it's on good!

CP: *tries crowbar* Nope. That baby's on there for good.

Shirley aka Dave: Whyy

Christina: Sorry!! We'll have to help you in our next post, cause it's time for Big Bang Theory!! Bye everyone!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi everyone! I have time for a quick post.

Sean v6: is unpaused (wow amazing yay me) and is a tamatchi.

Bilbo v3: is unpaused oh my gosh wow

Ichigo: is the same as always

WOW LIKE I CAN MOVE AND I'M NOT A BABY ANYMORE

ALSO I LOST MY LEGS WHEN I EVOLVED INTO A TODDLER
IS THAT LIKE BACKWARDS EVOLUTION OR SOMETHING CAUSE IF IT IS

SCIENCE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

Yeah but when I evolve a toddler (if I ever do cough noodle)

Sorry. Gosh you guys are mean.

I'll get legs.

Oh my gosh.... maybe I have a life threatening disease.

Well I had no legs as a toddler and I have legs now.

Yeah but you're ugly.

H-hey!!!
I DON'T WANNA GROW UP AS UGLY AS YOU

I had no legs as a baby and then I got legs when I was toddler.

I'M GONNA DIIIEEEEE WAAHAHAHAHHAHHHHH

WHAT ABOUT YOU ICHIGO

SEAL MY FATE FOR ME
I got legs when I grew up...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM DOOMED
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD
Dude, chill, chill. You're not gonna die.

YOU'RE RIGHT I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE

Right. And now we have to go. Bye everyone!

And also a friendly reminder that I have 4 days of school left!!!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Heeey!!! I'm officially on summer break!! And I haven't unpaused any tamas yet. *facepalm* Sorry, I'm lazy. Hopefully tomorrow. Anyway, one change. Ichigo got married to a gozarutchi and had another girl. She's currently a Rolutchi. Say hi Rose!!
Hello peoples!!!! I look like candy but I'm not really so you can't eat me so hahahahaha!!!!

Can you make her shut up?

Already the high pitched high speed voice is tearing apart my ear drums.

MAKE IT STOOPPPP

AAGGGHHHH

Sorry guys but you can never make me shut up because I have the power of super annoying super awesome toddler and I shall not be stopped mwahuahauhhaa!!
*plugs ears*

*puts on headphones*

*hums loudly*

*sings*

Oh I see what you're doing you're trying to make it so that you don't hear me well that's okay I can JUST TALK LOUDER SEE LIKE THIS SEE SEE SEE
NOOOTTTHHIINNNGG WOOORRKKKS
Hey little chatterbox I have an entire roll of duck tape right here and I know how to use it.

..... okay I'll be quiet now if you really want me to because I can believe it or not so I will now because you really want me to-

SHUT UP ALL READY
And now we have to go, so bye!!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for 8,537 views!!!!

I actually unpaused my tama go! Yaay applause for me. So, update:

Bilbo: (v3) paused -.-

CP: (v4.5) paused *sigh*

Sean: (v6) paused

Christina: (tama-go) unpaused and a hoshitchi

Rose: (iDL) thing with ponytail

We're going to go watch Star Trek: Into Darkness without you annoying girls.

YEAH AND WE'RE GETTING SLUSHIES

HAVE FUN STAYING HOME AND NOT HAVING SLUSHIES LADIES
I'm going to see that tomorrow anyway, so it's no big deal.

Okay whatever Noodle. *leaves with Bilbo and CP*

WHYYYY WHY WHY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO UNPAUSE ME WITH HER
What? I thought you guys liked being unpaused.

NOT WITH ROSE!!! SHE'S SO ANNOYING!!! YAKKING ABOUT THIS OR THAT EVERY TEN SECONDS IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE

Really how can you drive insane, Christina because you're just a toddler and you have no drivers licence so you can't even drive much less drive insanely so you don't really know what you're talking about so hahahhahhah

See what I mean? She like doesn't have any ears or anything, because you can talk and she won't listen. For example: Hey, Rose.

I really like cupcakes and jello you know the funny thing about jello is that it jiggles which I think is really weird and funny looking-

Hey, Rose.

I mean why does jello jiggle like that why don't tamagotchis jiggle like that it would be fun because you would just move and then you would be all cool jiggly-

Rose.

And then you would be extra bouncy except if you fell you might die because you know when you drop jello it goes all splat and dies oh no what if I went splat and died-

ROSE.

hahahahahhahaha splat what a funny word I like to say splat splatsplatsplatsplatsplat hahahahahhahahaha-

ROSE

*takes gigantic breath* and now we have to go so bye everybody hahahahahhahahahaa hey you know what why do we have to say bye at the end of this anyway Noodle why can't we just leave like the wind and go on to more important things like Homestuck and tumblr I mean I guess that would be kind of rude but

Pleeasssee hit post alreadyyyy

Agreed.

It would make this whole posting thing go a lot quicke-

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hey!!! My tamas have been paused because I went out for lunch and to the bookstore today, but I just unpaused them. Rose evolved into a Nachuratchi or something like that (the camera head), and Christina has not evolved yet but is expected to any time now.

So, guys, how'd your Star Trek go?

unnnnhhhhh whaaaatt???
What happened to you?!
we went to the midnight showing.....

sooooooo tiiirrrreeeeddd

Lucky, I didn't get to see it because we couldn't pick a good showtime. At least I got a 75th anniversary original cover edition of The Hobbit. :3 So happy!

The Hobbit? With moi in it?

Yeah, well your namesake, I guess.

I'm famous lalalalaaa

Well I'm famous too, people love cheese puffs!

Hey where's Rose? She's usually so loud.

*flash*

Ouch my eyes!
AHAHAHAHAHAH NOODLE I JUST CAUGHT A HILARIOUS PICTURE OF YOU YOU'RE ALL

What?!
Oh no...

She has a camera.

Attached to her face...

EVEN MORE ANNOYING THAN USUAL

Oh guys don't worry I didn't leave you out here see there's one of CP looking all

._.

Oh yeah and here's Sean being

Well actually I'm a baby so that's kind of normal all the time for me...

Ahahahahaaha look at Bilbo he's all

I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT

You kinda do dude..

Psshh totally.

I'M NOT A TARAKOTCHI... I AM A... actually I don't know what I am.

OH here's the best one of Christina like

.... grrrrr

Hey, Bilbo, do you still have that duct tape?

You bet I do.

ATTAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

What hey what are you guys doing that's not nice get away from me what heey stop- mmmppppghhhh

Much better.

Much, much better.

Much, much, much better.

Oh, Rose, would you like to say the closing line?

Mmpp! Mmpoh mmm gghhppmmm wwppnn pppmmmmm mppphhhh!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

It's time for boring black and white post!!! Yaaaay

Rose: zzzzzzzz

Christina: schhhnoree

And they're asleep. Oh well. Christina evolved into chamamametchi. And I found all of Rose's happy symbols. ^_^

Bilbo: Awwew yeahhhh only guys heree

CP: Except for you, Noodle.

Sean: But nobody cars about you anyway.

Thanks. I love you too.

CP: I don't like posting in black and white. It doesn't show my full epicness like my neon green does.

Bilbo: Pshh. You mean the neon green that hurts everyone's eyes?

CP: No it doesn't! Not as much as your stupid eyeball burning blue!

Bilbo: Excuuuseee meeee? Blue is a calming color. Not like your ugly green.

CP: Oh no you didn't.

Bilbo: Oh yesss I did.

CP: Don't make me snap my fingers in a z formation hip rotation

Bilbo: Fine, I'm not your friend anymore.

CP: Me neither. Hmmph

Sean: well, although the girls are asleep, I felt like I spent this entire post with girls.

Agreed. Thanks for reading, and please pm us with ideas, questions, comments, or if you just wanna chat!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi everyone!! Sorry I haven't posted in a while, even though it's summer. I guess I'm just too busy doing nothing. No, just kidding. I had to do a lot of chores. So, Christina got married to a nonopotchi yesterday. And Rose got all her happy symbols and unlocked a concert from lovelitchi and meloditchi! She enjoyed it very much.

Christina: brrrr I'm freezing...

Bilbo: huh what are you talking about?! It's 90 degrees outside and it's night!

Christina: no! Because my husband is a penguin, we have to put icebergs in the living room.

Sean: and as a reminder to all you ladies, don't marry a penguin!

Rose: that must suck. Here's some fashionable earmuffs!

Christina: thanks, Rose.

Rose: no problem. :3

CP: hey noodle you should unpause us soon

Sean: agreed!

Bilbo: agreed agreed!!

Soon, perhaps even tomorrow. But now we have to go. So good night, everyone! :3

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello!!! So, some news! Christina and her lovely penguin husband had a boy! His name is Samwise ( Sam for short) named after Samwise Gamgee in Lord of the Rings, because Sam is one of my all time favorite characters from anything! Also, just a few minutes ago, Rose got married and had a daughter, which I have dubbed Jade. (noticing the homestuck pattern?) Also a note that one week from today I will be leaving on a trip for one week and will only be taking my iDL, just so it's less to worry about and to carry. Since I have my iPod now, I'll try to do a small post if I'm in a hotel with wi fi when something happens. On to the post!

WELCOME TO CHICKEN OR OCTOPUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, this is back?

What are you talking about?? It never went away.

Oh no.

Huh? What is this??

What?? (Sam)

Huh? (Jade)

Ah, you young grasshoppers do not know what chicken or octopus is.

I'M NOT A GRASSHOPPER STUPID I'M A BEAUTIFUL CHORIBOTCHI AND I DON'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THE UGLY GROSS GRASSHOPPER THAT NOODLE HAS ON HER WINDOW RIGHT NOW

Actually I do have one on the outside. It's kind of creeping me out.

It's an expression, Jade.

WHO ARE YOU AGH I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WHY AM I ON THIS BIG KEY THING AHUSHEYIOHGOIWHOIHHYEOIHIOWHOIAHOU

Actually, Jade, you're on the right track!
I am?

In today's episode of Chicken or Octopus, we will have someone type random letters and then try to make them into a sentence!

Mm hmm!

Okay. So how do you win?

You don't! You just get to laugh at how ridiculous the sentences are!
That's dumb.

*gets octopus dumped on head*

AGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

Complainers shall be punished.

What? That's gross and so not fair!

*chickens get dumped on head*

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW AGHAGHAGHAGH GET ITOFFFFFFFFFF
Now then, shall we start the game?

Sure!

Our contestants are.... Sean the baby on the v6!

Hi!
Sam the baby on the Tama-Go!!!

Ughh

*chickens*

AGGHHH OKAY OKAY HI IT'S WONDERFUL TO BE HERE
And Jade the baby on the iDL!

Mwah! Mwah! I love all my adoring fans and I wanna say hi to my mommy hi mommy I love you! <3

The rest of us will type the random text!

All right. Noodle, you'll be the first one to type the random text. Ready?

Okay.

Go!

Abnogrbhobebogogbosbobognbboiw!

The rest of you, give us your sentences!
Umm.... Abno! Grb hobebog. Bosbobo gnb. Oiw!

Abnogrbhobe! Bogogbosbob! Oiw...

DOLPHIN

Ummm okay. I'll type next. Pobdifuduobfoubgobhodll.

Okay... it looks like Pobdifu. Do your breakfast. Gobble dill.

No, it's Pob! Different udon goblins dialect.

I THINK IT SAYS LOVE LUCK AND LOLLY POPS
Okay... Cheese Puffs, your turn.

HAUHOUHEOISHUFOIHEOIWHOIHEOIGYH

How how he oi oi foo he oi doctor who ugh

He house he fish often he warlock he hieroglyph.

I DON'T KNOW
Okay, last but not least, Christina.

Kokodiorebooaobgor.

Coca cola diet boo agh

Koko died rebounded gore.

PONIES

And now we have to go. We hope you enjoyed this unusually long post, please PM us and feed our mailbox, and have an awesome day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for 9,003 views!! Just 1,000 more until 10,000 >.<

And also a shoutout to ChristinaRich for your comments! It means a lot to me!

Jade evolved into a paletchi yesterday and got a few care misses today so I'm expecting her to evolve into sabosatchi. I'll probably try for makiko this time around.

I can paint! Lalalalallalalallalllalalalallalalalalalalalallalalalalala

That's weird.

You should paint a picture of me!

Okay! *scribbles*

I'm posing how do I look?

Ugly.

WELL NOT AS UGLY AS YOU MUSHROOM FACE
ARE YOU CALLING ME A MUSHROOM FACE

YES YES I AM

WELL YOU HAVE A BIG GIANT NASTY HAIRY WART ON YOUR NOSE

GASP OH MY CHEX MIX I DO?!

YES IT'S BIG AND NOTICABLY HAIRY EVEN MORE SO THAN YOUR NOSE HAIR
WAIT A MINUTE I DON'T EVEN HAVE A NOSE SO I CAN'T HAVE A WART ON IT OR NOSE HAIR
FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT, IDIOT
I AM THE REINCARNATION OF ELVIS YOU SHOULD BE WORSHIPING ME
FAT CHANCE
I finished my picture!

You did hey lemme see my beautiful unnosed unwarted face!

Ta da!!

--> (CP's face) o>0<o

I don't look like that!
You did when you were posing.

And now we have to go. Thanks for reading, please PM us with comments or fanmail, and have a great day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi! Jade evolved into Makiko!!! Yeesss my first Makiko eveeerr

OMG YEAH I'M SO PRETTY IN MY PRINCESS DRESS!!!!!!!!
UUUGHGHGHGHGH SO ANNOYING

NO I'M NOT ANNOYING AND NOW NOODLE HAS TO GO SORRY FOR QUICK POST BYE GUYS!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for 9,100 views!!!!!!

Not much is going on, everyone is paused except Jade. ._. sorry tomorrow maybe

OMG hey let's go to the mall!

No we're guys we don't go to the mall.

YES YOU DO NOW YOU ARE COMING WITH ME

NOOOOO

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
NEVEEEEEEER
YOU. ARE. COMING. TO. THE. MALL

NOPENOPENOPENNOPENOPENOPE
MAKIKO GIRLYNESS POOWWWEEEERRR
*pink limo appears*

What.

The.

Chex.

Mix.

YOU ARE GETTING IN

MAKIKO GIRLYNESS POWAAARRR
*flash of pink sparklyness*

Ah what?!

We're in the limo.

But how?

Eww it smells like girly in here.

MR. PUFFLES START THE CAR
Mr. Puffles?

*pink poodle*

HI I'M MR PUFFLES
*starts car*

A POODLE IS DRIVING THE CAR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*annoying pop music plays*

*car lights up with rainbow glitter*

*bubbles*

too... much.... girlyness

OKAY WE'RE AT THE MALL

Thank goodness.

OKAY EVERYONE LET'S GO TO THE BEAUTY SALON

...... what

LALALALALALALALLALALALALALLALALAA
Hi there I'm Lala Loopy the Lovelitchi. How may I help you?

I WOULD LIKE THE FULL TREATMENT, AND BILBO WILL HAVE HIS MAKEUP DONE

NO

*gets dragged away by memetchis*

BILBOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO

CHEESE PUFFS WILL GET HIS NAILS PAINTED
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*dragged away*

CP!!! NOOOOOOO

SEAN WILL GET A NEW WARDROBE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

*dragged by ponies*

SEAN! NOOOOOOOO

And Sam here..... will get his hair done....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*dragged by hedgehogs*

*one hour later*

Hey guyysss how'd your makeovers go????

*sparkly*

*wearing pink and purple makeup*

ihateyouihateyouihateyou

*pink jeweled nails*

ihateyouihateyouihateyou

*wearing dress*

ihateyouihateyouihateyou

*wearing pink fluffy cotton candy wig*

ihateyouihateyouihateyou

OH EM GEE YOU GUYS LOOK FABOO!!!! EXCEPT YOU KNOW WHAT ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES ARE SOOOOO LAST HOUR!

what

LET'S GO TO THE CLOTHES STORE!!!
To be continued in tomorrow's post! Tune in tomorrow, everybody!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi peoples! Nothing new, I'm not unpausing anyone, but I'm busy packing and a lot of stuff.

OKAY EVERYONE WE'RE GOING TO GET SOME FASHIONABLE CLOTHES AHAHAHAHAH

My wig is itching can I go home?

No.

This dress makes me uncomfortable can I go home?

No.

My mascara is getting in my eyes and irritating them quite a bit. Can I go home?

Still no.

I just scratched myself with my foot long pink nails. Can I go home because I am bleeding to death?

No.

*all boys* CHEX MIX

Come on let's go the Memetchi's Mouse Emporium!!
Why are we going to a mouse emporium if we're looking for clothes?

Oh no no no no no silly boy. Mouse is simply an acronym. Mouse stands for MOO OCTOPUS UNICYCLE SETTINGS EMU!!!

....why.

BECAUSE IT CAN

*evil scary memetchi face*

ok..

NOW WE SIMPLY MUST GET YOU NEW OUTFITS!!!!! *snaps fingers*

TAKE THEM AWAY BOYS

*dreamtchi's take them away*

NOOO STOP NO I DO NOT WANT TO WEAR THAT
HEEELPPP

STOP STOP STOP EWW
MEEP

*30 minutes later*

Heeeey guys!

*is all like new and wonderful and trendy or whatever*

I hate my life.

*wearing a puffy jacket and ski pants*

WHO THOUGHT OF THIS ANYWAY IT'S SUMMER IT'S 104 DEGREES OUTSIDE

*wearing leather pants and leather jacket*

I look... fabulous.

Of course you would say that... <_<

*wearing pink sweater and kilt*

what... is.... this

*wearing cheese hat and cowboy boots*

i don't know anymore

All right! You all look simply amazing!!! I'm hungry.... let's go get lunch!!
To be continued in the final post before I leave on my trip tomorrow! See you there!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi everyone! Time for the conclusion of the exciting mall trip!

LET'S GO TO THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY!!!

AND SEE PENNY?!
REALLY REALLY REALLY?
YAYAYAYYYAAY
LET'S GO

Guys, Penny doesn't work at this Cheesecake Factory. In fact she doesn't even work at a cheese cake factory in real life anyway.. <_<

SHUT UP NOODLE OF COURSE PENNY WORKS HERE
Yes, in fact, she does. How lucky! I will get to see her again! It's been a long time since we last talked.

Are you serious?!
You know Penny?!

Yes, of course I do. Now, let's go!

*at cheesecake factory*

*pichipitchi arrives* (you know the mermaid thing I can't spell it)

Hello! Would you like some drinks to start off with?

Oh hi Penny!
PENNY

WHERE WHERE

TAKE ME TO PENNY

Guys, this is Penny.

No, it's not. Penny is not a mermaid with an extremely hard to pronounce and hard to spell name.

Yes, I am! I'm Penny Pitchipitchi, at your service.

.... so the real Penny doesn't work here? ;u;

Umm, I'm definitely real, sir.

NOOOOO I WANTED TO SEE PENNY FROM THE BIG BANG THEORRYYYY WAAHHHHHAHAHH

Um, I'm sorry sir but I don't know what you're talking about and don't really care. Drinks?

I'LL HAVE SOME ICE ON THE ROCKS
.... <_<
I WANT LEMONLIME KOOL AID

I'll have a root beer.

I'll have a Sprite

I want a cream soda.

Okay, that'll be coming right up!You guys look over the menu and decide what you'd like to order, okay?

sniiiiifff snort wahhhhhhahhahahahah

What's wrong guys? We've had a wonderful shopping trip.

...you call this wonderful... YOU CALL THIS WONDERFUL?!! WELLLLL IIIII

*everyone in the restaurant stares at their table*

think so too hahahaha.

*everyone goes back to their own business*

Okay here's your drinks! Have you decided what you would like to order?

Yes, we're all going to have the Texas toast.

Okay! Coming right up!

What? I don't want Texas toast.

I hate Texas toast.

Why did you order Texas toast?

I don't even know what Texas toast is.

WELL TOO BAD BECAUSE-

*staaaarreeeee*

you'll love it dears.

*non staaarreeee*

Okay, here's your Texas toast!!!

Thanks! Let's dig in, okay?

Don't wanna.

WELL YOU WILL HAVE TO

*more starreee*

take a bath when you get home, okay sweetie?

*unstarreeee*

*munch munch* It's actually good.

Let's see... *takes bite* mmmm

Pretty good, for something that doesn't include bananas. (kikitchi)

I guess I'll try it... *takes bite* OWOWOWOWOWOWOOW HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE HELP SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT AAHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH

HERE HAVE SOME OF MY ICE ON THE ROCKS! *dumps ice all over Sam*

AHHHHHHHHHY COLD COLD COLD COLD I'M FREEZING BRRRR SOMEONE GET ME A SNUGGIE

Here, have some toast. *slaps Sam in the face with Texas toast*

AHHHHHHH HOTHOTHOTHOTOTOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHTOHOT

Need some more ice? *dumps ice*

COLLLLDD COLDCOLDCOLDOCOLD
Toast? *toast slap*

OW
*ice dump*

BRR

*toast slap*

OW

*ice dump*

BRR

I would help you, but all of my toast is on your face now.

Me too, but my ice is on your head.

Great, you guys were such help. <_<

Aww, I'm still starving..

Room for desert?

THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR DESERT!!!

Yes, we will each have a slice of cheese cake, please.

Coming right up!

Um, Sam?

What.

I think you really will need to take a bath when you get home, dear.

Shut up.

Here's your cheesecake!

Yum!

*everyone finishes their cheesecake*

All right, guys. We're all gonna split the cost now, right?

Hey. Is that who I think it is?

Oh my chex mix.

It couldn't be...

PENNY!!!!

*all guys run away*

GUUYYYSS!!! THAT'S NOT FAIIIRR!!!
I'M SURE YOU CAN PAY FOR IT, MISS FANCY COLOR TAMA

BUT I BLEW ALL MY MONEY ON A GIRLY ROOM!!!!! GUUUYYYSSS!!!

Thanks for reading! As I said earlier, posts this week will be pretty infrequent, I'll only update either if something major happens, or I just have some time to kill. So, see you guys soon!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi everyone! Here I am, reporting to you from Port Angeles, Washington. uwu The wifi at this hotel is kind of sketchy, so hopefully I'll be able to get through a short post.

I guess something major did kind of happen. Jade was paused for most of the day because I was out a lot and didn't want to worry about losing a tama. When I came back just now, I unpaused her to see the battery tamagotchis. But I'm going out for dinner in a little while, so I should be able to get some batteries because we're stopping somewhere.

Jade: Noodle can I talk?

Yeah, I have a little time before we go to dinner.

Jade: I'm loving it here!!

Huh? Where?

Jade: Don't you know that when tamas get their batteries taken out, they go to a 5 star hotel!

I did not know that.

Jade: It's wonderful here! There's a pool, hot tub, flat screen tv, spas, it's so great!!!

You're staying at a better hotel than me.. ;u;

Jade: I would invite you, but I won't. Oh look! Bilbo and the guys are video calling on my touch screen computer!

Spoiled. <_<

Bilbo: Hi Noodle! Hi Jade!!

Hi!

Jade: Hello!

Seanin background) Hey what're you doing?

CP: Let someone else on the computer!

Sam: Yeah I want to play sims!

You guys have been playing sims?!

CP: Yeah and downloading games!

Sean: LIKE PACMAN

You guys better delete those before I get back, or I'll be in trouble!!!

Bilbo: We will, we will. Bye!

Jade: I'm going to go get my nails done!

And I'm going to dinner! See you sometime soon!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi guys! I'm at a new hotel where the wifi is really good. ^_^

Jade: OH MY CHEX MIX I ALMOST DIIIEEEEEDDDDDDDDD IT WAS SOOOOO SCARYYYY AGAGGAHAHAHAHAHGAGAG

Yeaahh.. Apparently at some time when I was traveling a lot today, something bumped Jade in some way and unpaused her. So when I checked on her just a few minutes ago, she was near death! D: But I gave her 2 doses of clover medicine stuff, and after some McDonalds fries and some rice balls (both download items) and lots of games, she was as good as new!!

Jade: I don't ever wanna do that again waaahhaaahaaaaa!! X,(

Don't worry, Jade. I'll be carrying you around wherever I go now.

Jade: sniff really?

Yep. You can even go to te aquarium tomorrow.

Jade: And I can go with you to dinner tonight?

Sure.

Jade: yaay!!

And with that, we sign off. See you soon!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi everyone! I'm back!

So! I unpaused Bilbo and CP, and guess what? They both became fathers on Fathers Day! Now I have 2 twin girls who don't have names. Send suggestions please! I don't have a lot of time right now, so just a quick pop in! Better post later!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi everyone! Guess what? PHOTOS!!! YAY WHEE!!! But first, some news. Jade got married last night and had a boy, Dave, who is now living in the horribly girly room.

AND I HATE IT

Also the daughters have been dubbed Amy (v3) and Lily (v4.5)

CAN WE GET ON TO THE PHOTOS THERE'S ME IN THEM

AND ME (Amy)

AND WONDERFUL AMAZING MEEEE
MEE TOO! (Lily)

and me I guess yay

But no photos of me....

Or me.....

I'll run you guys soon. Okay, photos.



An updated collection photo! Sorry it's so big, I forgot to crop it.

GASP THERE IS ME

AND ME DD



IT'S ME IT'S ME AND MY WUVWEE DAUGHTYY!!!

Speak English, dad.

You.... you can talk? O-o

Of course I can.



LOOK LOOK AT ME AND MY AWESOME AMAZING NESS DO YOU SEE THOSE SHADES THOSE WONDERFUL FLASHING SHADES OH MARVELOUS

And me... not that anybody cares.



AND HERE'S ME IN MY UGLY PATHETIC GIRLY ROOM AND I HATE IT SO MUCH

Pffttt

SHUT UP

Heeeeyyy sooonn!!!
.... mommy?

Yep! I'm just popping in to show you all a special photo that Noodle took of me on her trip!



Look! I'm up in the Space Needle!!!
Yep! And now we have to go. I hope you enjoyed this extra special photo post!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for 9,350 views!!! Almost to 10,000 wooow!!!
Hey! So, everyone evolved today. Amy is now a mohitamatchi, Lily is a hitodetchi, and Dave is that pink teen dude.

EXCUSE ME. IT IS NOT PINK.

And I am not colorblind.

IT'S STILL NOT PINK

Then what color are you?

I'M MANLY PINK

Hey, I'm in preschool and I know that's not a color.

OHHHHHHH DISSED BY A TODDLER

BURRRNNNNNN

HIIISSSSSS

BURRRRRNNNN

You guys are annoying. <_<

BURRRNRNRNRNRNNRNRNRNRNRNRNRNNRN

ugh <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_<

OKAY ENOUGH WITH YOUR UGLY MIMITCHI FACES THE PRINCE HAS TO SPEAK

Wait. Since when were you the prince?

TOMORROW MORNING I AM GOING TO EVOLVE INTO A MAMETCHI AND NOODLE SHALL MAKE ME INTO PRINCE MAMETCHI NOW THAT SHE HAS THE HENSHIN JO

That doesn't make you a prince right now.

OHHHHHHHH BURUURURURNNRNRNRNNRRNNRRNN

HIISIISIISISISIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I can't say anything around here.

WELL I AM A PRINCE TO BE, SO THAT MAKES ME IMPORTANT

Okay, suuurreeee so what does the all important prince to be have to say?

THAT MANLY PINK IS A COLOR OF PINK THAT MEN WEAR

That's all?

YES
Still girly.

BUUUURRNRNRNRMNEJKTNEIOHIOHDIOXPHAIOHSWOI

HHIIIIIISSSHIOAHIOHEIOHIOWHPA

Okay, now that one counted as a burn.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY NOW, TOMORROW YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME AS MY LOYAL SUBJECTS
Yeah yeah, whatever. Now, let's get off the log and go do more interesting stuff.

Yes. And make this loser shut up.

YOU CANNOT CUT OFF THE PRINCE TO BE

Watch me.

AHOIWHOIRHOIAHOIHEIHOHW HAHAHHAHAHAHHHA YOU CAN'T STO-