The Blah family's diary(remodified)

[Snowfang]

(Oh yeah! They got married today! Fire married a Lovezuntchi and now they have a Sakuramotchi and an Ahirukutchi for a daughter and son. Hmmm... I'm naming them Zira and Taka. Zira will be writing in violet, while Taka in orange. )

Hi! It's Zira!

Hey! Did you notice that we have The Lion King names?

Yeah, I knew that, Taka.

Lol, I was stumped on what to name you guys.

Oh...

Ok...



I'm going to pull some weeds out, anyone want to help me?

Both: Sure!

Ok, that will be it, bye...

 

[Snowfang]

(I is sooo bored. D

Hi! It's Zira!

And Taka!

Wow, you are weird.

Why??

I don't know...

I'm bored. D:

And what does that have to do with anything?

I don't really know...



Well, then do something!

But still...

I don't care...

 

[Snowfang]

(Happy Good Friday... if you can even call it "happy"... )

Ok, I feel like dying of bordem here. D:

Then do something!

I'm a Harry Potter, school is for losers, I'm totally awesome...

Ahem. You aren't at school, and thank your lucky stars you aren't.

Why?

Because then life is boring. With homework.

... Life isn't that boring with school.

Well, it is!

You don't know that.

My sences are tingling!

I think you had coffee this morning.

...

 

[Snowfang]

(As you have noticed, I have a new avatar. The picture's name is called Gallade vs. Gardevoir . Anyway... Easter is tommorow! Except in my area, it's going to rain. )

Hi! It's Zira, the brand new Chamametchi!

I'm a Mamekatchi. What's it to you?

Nothing...

Good.

Gosh, it's only been your third day of life and already you're sassing me!

So? There's no law saying I can't.

I hope you won't make me grumpy tommorow. *tries to unlock the Treat Room passoword*

*snickers*You never knew it comming, did you?

What are you talking about?

My father took the Treat Room password with him the day he left, so IN YOUR FACE!

Awww, man!

What am I supposed to do now???

 

[Snowfang]

(Happy Easter!)

*unlocks the Treat Room* There! After 3,562,963 tries, it's done!

Man!

That took a while.

I was getting bored.

I thought I was going to die watching you, Snowfang.

At least you can eat all the candy now!

*stomach rumbles* Ok, I'll dig in!

(5 hours later...)

Ugh. I can't eat any more.

*lies on the floor, bloated*

*tries in a futile attempt to carry them to bed, but is able to in the end*

*snores*

*snores*

Good, I think they're asleep.

 

[Snowfang]

(I'm aiming for gold rank on my Cd on my account. )

Hi! It's Zira! I found out that the Zira in the TLK2 on a deleted scene that she commited suiside.

That's not surprising.

Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you what we evolved into! I'm a Lovezukintchi!

I'm a Kuro! X3

Nice...

Ok...

Wait, Zira commited suiside? In a kid's movie? Very innapropriate.

It's not innapropriate. The only time a cartoon(or animated)movie character tried to commit suiside was in The Incredibles. But that was targeted for an older audience...

Life's just not fair, is it?

No, it isn't...

 

[Snowfang]

(Still no Gold rank... )

Snowfang, can we go to the realistic arcade?

Sure. *takes them to the arcade*

Taka, I'll beat you to the punching arena!

Oh, no you don't! *runs there first*

Man...!

Are you sure it's a good idea to bring them here? Last time we came here...

Ahhhh!

What happened?

Zira punched me in the chin in the video game and I floated and then my head broke the roof and I can't get down!

Calm down... CALL THE FIRE HOUSE!

...And this is the reason I don't like going to the arcade. Someone always gets hurt.

Were going home.

Hey! Don't leave me here so the rats can do their buisness on me!

We'll figure out a way to get you down...tommorow.

T_T WAHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

[Snowfang]

(Our little Taka got rescued just a few hours ago...)

Hey, Zira.

Yeah?

I bet you a buck that you can't tie your shoes standing up.

Oh really?

Yup. And you have to do it outside.

Peice of cake!

*whispers while holding a paintball gun* Ready, aim, FIRE!!! *fires a paintball at her bottom*

YAHHHH!!!!

Haha! Sweet revenge!

T_T Snowfang! Taka shot me with a paintball gun!

I overheard you too, so you still owe her a buck.

Fine.*throws it at the ground*

*tries to pick it up again, only to get shot again with a paintball gun*

^_^ Haha. Shame on you. You didn't learn you're lesson, now didn't you, Zira?!

The war's on!

 

[Snowfang]

(i'm going to peek into their garden and hope that I won't get caught...)

Hmhmhmhmhm... there! I picked off all the worms off the garden! Now to serve that Kuromametchi a Fear Factor Surprise and revenge! *makes the worm spaghetti for Taka, and a hot dog for herself*

So, sis, what's for dinner?

Spaghetti!

Oh, nice! X3

Here you go! *hands the "spaghetti" to him*

*eats a little bit of it* It tastes bitter. And the spaghetti's moving!

That's what's supposed to happen. I call it Squiggly Spaghetti. Eat it up while it's nice and hot. *giggles with happiness*

Well, it gives me the chills and reminds me of that horror movie we watched called When Kats Attack.Buy the other kind next time.

Do you want to know why it was bitter?

Yeah...

And why it moved a lot?

Yeah.

Because it was worms! *laughs*

Ummm, excuse me... *runs to the bathroom*

Lol... the reason why the parents woudn't appear was because they were at a meeting...

 

[Snowfang]

(OH. MY. GOSH. That darn Makkiko nearly erased the Blah Family. Then I would be sad. )

Haha! I egged that Makkiko's house! But I admit she's cute...

Ok... hey, what's that? *snatches a peice of paper from him* Hmhmhm... A rose is a rose is a rose, which is the only nose I know! What's that supposed to mean?

IT RHYMES!

Taka, Taka,Taka. Falling for a girl, eh? How many poems have you wrote for her?

A couple hundred.

God! She must think you're a drooling idiot by now!

SHE DOES NOT! I never sent them to her.

Wimp...

I could'nt help but eavesdrop. What seems to be the problem?

Nothing...

Ok. If you say so.

Poor, poor Taka. What's he supposed to do, being a Kuromametchi, and yet drooling for a Makkiko?

 

[Snowfang]

(I'm deciding to make this separated into 2 parts(somewhat sad... ) today. They also turned puny today! <_< But I got them back into a Lovezukintchi and a Kuromametchi. h34r: )

WHATTT?! You're leaving? Why?

Because I found out that that I want the Makkiko to married to me, and she agreed. And it won't be here. It will be at her Familitchi console. She's so cute.

But,but,but... were brother and sister. You can't leave. ;_;

Sorry. I'm leaving.

I'll miss you! ;_;

Oh, come on. I'll be a Papakurotchi three doors down. With a Majorite.

Oh...

So! I'll be off! Good bye!

Bye... ;_;

Godbye, my son...

Good riddance...

I feel sorry for poor Zira...

 

[Snowfang]

(This is part 2! Zira had children with a Hatsugatchi! They're really cute... I'm naming them Nuka, Vitani, and Kovu. Nuka will be in blue, Vitani in pink, and Kovu in gray.)

Hi! It's Nuka!

I'm Vitani!

And I'm Kovu. What's it to you?

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OH NOM NOM!

... when was the world random? I don't get this.

Oh, cheer up, Kovu!

... You all stink.

Stop being so negative!

Yeah, what Vitani said.

...

One more time and you're grounded!

...

... That's it. Go to bed. NOW.

I feel sorry for Kovu... and Kovu's abusing the smileys!

 

[Snowfang]

Nuka! Nuka! Nuka!

What?

Nothing...

...?

I am sooooo bored. '

... Kovu...

You're a bunch of weirdos.

That's it! Kovu! Come with me! *takes him to the explosives room*

Wait a second.... when did we introduce this place?

I don't know... it came out of thin air! Now let me do some stuff... *ties Kovu to an explosive rocket*

What's this for?

You'll see... good bye, Kovu! > *starts a fire at the tip*

Wait, please! Don't explode me!

And why not?

Because you still had to make me doughnuts!

Nice try.(3 hours later) I'm bored. *ties Kovu off*

*rocket explodes*

...

... What happened?

Both:Nothing...

I'll have to clean them tommorow... The moral? Don't play with explosives.

 

[Snowfang]

... What the heck are you doing, Vitani?

Ummm.... nothing?

I don't get this world.

I don't either. So we need to make the most of it.

... You aren't going to take me to the explosives room, are you?

No... why do you ask?

Just because...

AHHHH!

What, Vitani?

ANTS! GET THEM OFF!

' How?

I DON'T KNOW! JUST GET THEM OFF!

...

ARE YOU GUYS EVEN GOING TO HELP!?

Not really... good bye. ^_^

DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THE STUPID ANTS! ;_;

 

[Snowfang]

(I have to do a current event about the "Uh Oh, Who wants to die?" "Potty Time With Elmo" thing. How nice. )

Hi!

Book:Uh Oh, who wants to die?[ Kovu: What the heck?

GIVE ME THAT! *robs it* *throws it away*

Why on earth did you do that?

Because Elmo is evil! Don't you ever understand, Vitani?

Not really, since you left me for the ants. I'm a little Chamametchi now.

I'm a Mamekatchi and still cool!

I'm a Bakutchi. Out of all the teens, I had to become the worst one.

The Tamagotchi Celebrity became a Kuromametchi today. I want to be a Kuro when I grow up, just like my Uncle Taka! :3

...

Who's Taka?

You'r brother-in-law. The kids played with his and a Makiko's children a couple of times yesterday.

Thy are evil! They tried to reset us numerous times!

I think I should file a complaint or something...

I think I should... litterally...

 

[Snowfang]

(Wow... my 55th post. It's been a LONG way since I started up my log. Happy Earth Day!)




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Really?

No. I was faking.

That wasn't nice. *hits her*

Snowfang! Mommy! Daddy! Kovu punched me!

You're grounded untill you grow up!

Man...

 

[Snowfang]

(Oops, this is my 55th post on my log. One of them was culo34's post. Opps. )

I'm bored.

Then draw or something!

I stink at art.

Then listen to music!

...Are you kidding me?

Take a hike!

Thanks, Vitani!

Huh?

I'm gonna take a hike for a while and hope I meet someone cool...

Weellll... good luck with that. *thinks: wacko *

Yeah, and meet a hot guy for me!

No, Snowfang's gonna chose me for marrige! *razzberies*

You're SOOOOO imature!

I haven't decided yet! So chill!

Yeah! She hasn't decided! So chill!

... Is there omething you want to tell me?

No...

These guys are getting impatient...

 

[Snowfang]

(Yayz! )

I'm a Kuromametchi! Woot!

I'm a Lovezukini. Horray!

I'm a Uhyotchi. Now go away.

That's now way to treat the readers, Kovu!

Well, they're dumb humans. Like you.

... Would you lik to go back to the explosives room?

It's a wonderful day, can't complain. Hehe.

:/

Ok...

What's new?

Well, I saw a Makiko, and she's pretty.

Um...

Ok, nice. I'm going to go to bed.

Me too. I'm gonna meet this Makiko, whoever she is.

Well, I think it's time we all go to sleep.

That stinks.

Tommorow, you'll see the Makiko writing in violet!

 

[Snowfang]

I found a pretty Chanotchi on a Music Star... her name's Kiara... she's cute... and dreamy...

Um... nice. That was random. What's up today, Vitani?

Oh, nothing...

Something tells me you had something sugar-filled today.

I had Sour Punch Watermelons! *gets hypnotized*

Wait, let me check the Treat Room...

OMG! It's closed as the last generation left it!

Umm... Vitani, I have a question. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SUGAR?!

I don't remember. Either the day before yesterday or yesterday.

From who?

This nice Kuromametchi...

Here's a news flash for you. That was me. Get your facts straight, Vitani.

Hey, look! There's Twinkie!

Where?

She's at Tama Planet, geinus. And made you look.

I knew that.

*sarcastic*Yeah, right. Even a F- student can beat your IQ!

Can not!

Vitani's either had sugar from a secret boyfreind or something, or she's just hyper.

 

[Snowfang]

(I'm hyper! And to make up Makiko not writing yesterday, she'll be here today! Sorry for forgeting! *smacks self in head*)

Hi! I heard that maybe, I'm gonna go to Kiara once she's good! And when she's 1st place and 999 on everything... so far, the only one who had 999 on everything was Sammy...

That stinks...

Ummm... very nice. While you are celebrating you and Kiara's unity for two short days, I'll be with that-

Hey!

Where did you come from?

I'm that Makiko! My name's Prinsess!

Nice... can you please go away?

What? Do you hate me?

No...

What? Then...

No, I don't hate you! What are you even doing in my console?

Nothing... *jumps to her console*

And stay out!

Ok...That was random.

What? You like her?

Yeah... why?

Nothing...

That's what I thought.

Vitani and Nuka are losing their bond with each other...