kuchipatchi.is.blue's log of random tamaness

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Hey guys, just a reminder that the last day for voting is July 18, which is only 3 days away!

Poll:

V1: 0

V3: 1

V4: 0

V4.5: 1

V5: 0

Violet: 15thA iD L (HImetchi)

Grace: TMGC+C (Lavuzukintchi)

Grace evolved into what I wanted, yay!

My special item is the storybook, same as when I was Chamametchi! Only this time, I'm Little Red Riding Hood and I fight off a big bad wolf who turns out to be just a servant from the king's palace in a wolf costume! IT WAS SO AWESOME

Your ninja powers are lame.

NO THEY ARE NOT THEY ARE THE BEST THING EVER HI YAAH! *kicks down lamp*

*winces* I liked that lamp.

YEAH! BREAKING THINGS! HI YAAAH! *failed ninja kick*

Hey! You knocked over my toast! It fell jam side down! ;u;

OH WELL TOO BAD GET MORE TOAST YAAAAAAAH *kicks a chair* OWOWOWOWOWOWOWO I STUBBED MY TOE BLUE MAKE IT BETTER

*pokes toe*

THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER

*put bandage on it*

MUCH BETTER THANK YOU HUMAN

*Blue. But okay.

NOW THAT I CANNOT KICK THINGS I MUST PUNCH THEM HI YAAAH

Ow! My nose! Oh my gotchi, it's bleeding!

*flails* I don't know what to do sfjdlkjfsljfsdflsjd

I'LL MAKE IT BETTER *punches Violet's nose again*

YOU IDIOT! NOW IT'S BLEEDING EVEN MORE!

*throws magic broccoli at Violet*

Wow, it stopped bleeding! All hail the magic broccoli!

*stops chewing* Oh, this broccoli?

HOW DARE YOU EAT THE MAGIC BROCCOLI

Well, it's time to go, so thanks for reading and don't forget to vote!

SHAME ON YOU FOR EATING THE MAGIC BROCCOLI HI YAAAAH

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Page 26, yay! We've come so far!

Poll:

V1: 0

V3: 1

V4: 0

V4.5: 1

V5: 0

Wow, okay, only two votes, and we need a tiebreaker...

*whispers* Vote, guys! Just one vote will make a difference!

*snorts* You sound like you're a commercial.

Look who's in a bad mood.

Well, I don't want BLUE to decide which version my little brother or sister is going to be! I want another human! Any human! Anybody other than Blue! Ugh!

Wow, I feel so loved. After I fed you stuff and dressed you in adorable clothes and I only ignored you because I was sick. Thanks, Violet.

Was that sarcasm?

Yes. And didn't I let you have some of my ice cream yesterday, Violet?

Well, yeah. But I wanted the whole scoop, not just a teeny lick!

Violet, I'm pretty sure that teeny lick filled up your tiny stomach.

Well...I...yes. Yes, it did. *hangs head* You win, Blue.

WOW THIS IS A FIRST LET US CELEBRATE WITH SOME LASAGNA AND ICE CREAM

Are you celebrating my defeat? I thought we were sisters!

COME ON SISTER DON'T YOU WANT LASAGNA AND ICE CREAM AND LOOK I HAVE A PINATA

Ooh, a pinata!

*puts blindfold on Violet*

I LIKE HITTING THINGS LIKE PINATAS THIS IS PERFECT

*smashes pinata* Ooh, candy! *eats all the candy*

o.o...did she just...vacuum it into her mouth? Did I just see...

A huge wave of...candy. Wrappers and all.

*burps* Excuse me. That was good! Do we have more?

I...no. How...

How what?

How did you eat all that candy like...like...a vacuum cleaner?

I dunno. I just do.

Moving on...

Is it time to hatch my little brother or sister?

No, I'm hatching on Friday. But we have a tie in the poll so we have to wait a bit.

(subliminal messages because we really need a tiebreaker)

And now it's time to go! Thanks for reading and sticking with us all this way! Don't forget to vote, people! I want a little sibling and somebody to be crazy with on the log because Grace is a boring bossyboots!

Hey...

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to all readers for 12 218 views, whoo hoo!

A huge thanks to tamalover1918 for liking a post, voting, and for following! You are awesome!

Thanks to tamalover1918, our tie is broken, hooray!

Poll:

V1: 0

V3: 2

V4: 0

V4.5: 1

V5: 0

There's still time to vote, I am starting the winning Tamagotchi tomorrow!

Also, we are 1 follower away from 20 followers! That's way more than I imagined I'd ever have!

Our 500th post was pretty recent too, and I can't believe we've come that far! Half a thousand posts!

Overuse of exclamation marks! Hooray!

This is my last post today, because I'm going to get married soon!

But...but...

I have to get married, otherwise I'll turn into an oldie! :c But promise you'll take good care of my kid and be a good aunt?

I promise! I'm getting married on Friday, so I'll be around.

Yay!

Enough of this sappy stuff, let's get to photos!



Shame on you, making kissy faces at the camera.

My mouth naturally looks like that!



Look, I'm Little Red Riding Hood!

Pfft, that's just you with a red hood on and a basket.

It's called dressing up? Cosplay? IMAGINATION?



And here I am scaring the big bad wolf away! ^.^

Ferocious. Fierce. Like Beyonce.

*Beyoncetchi



Here I am! I'm adorable, and look at my beach room! Perfect for summer.

You're not dressed for summer.

Whatever. I have the polka dot dress/swimsuit.

I recently finished a crochet cover for my 15thA iD L...take a look!



It's warm and cozy and protects my shell from more scratches!

Yes, unfortunately, after keeping my 15thA iD L scratch free, I got a few from when it fell out of a bag onto pavement multiple times. But it was totally not my fault.

Actually, for once, it wasn't.

Thanks for reading, guys! Don't forget to vote, PM us with comments or if you just want to chat, and have an awesome day!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to whoever rated, I appreciate your input!

Thanks to tamastar133 for liking my last post! Hope you enjoy future posts!

Super quick update today:

Grace got married and had a girl, Hanna. She's currently a Memeputchi, and I'm aiming for Furawatchi.

Violet is getting married tomorrow.

(And the winning Tamagotchi is being started tomorrow!)

Poll:

V1: 0

V3: 2

V4: 0

V4.5: 1

V5: 0

There's still time to vote if you want, so remember to get your votes in!

One bonus photo today because I thought this was a really great feature in the TMGC+C:



Look, it's me enjoying the really nice weather and sunflowers!

Usually around this time of year the weather gets really stormy, so plants get blown away and you can't access the door menu. There's a lot more interesting weather patterns throughout the year, but I couldn't show you guys because I was really busy with school.

BLAH BLAH BORING BORING LET'S TALK ABOUT MY WEDDING OUTFIT!

Should I wear the cat dress or the orange one, or maybe the one with polka dots, nah, that's not formal enough, and don't get me started on accessories-

Ugh. -.- Blah blah boring boring. This is stupid.

-and I was thinking the sapphire headband, or does amethyst go with my complexion more-

Blah blah boring boring indeed.

-or should I be different and wear the trench coat, and should I carry a purse...? Maybe the royal one or-

Let's go. This is boring.

Just want to let you guys know that updates might start to freeze for the next two weeks, but I'll be trying my best to update during those weeks. Hopefully I can get one in tomorrow and every 2 or 3 days or so.

Thank you for reading! Last minute votes still count! See you soon and PM us with any comments or whatever!

-or should I go with the sunglasses, but would be too weird indoors?

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to all readers, new and old, for getting us up to 12 324 views!

A huge shoutout to CheesyNoodleTama for liking posts!

Violet got married and had a boy, Nemo. (Thanks to Dory from Noodle's log for the name!) He is currently the green blob baby, I forget the name.

Hanna is due to evolve soon. She's still Memeputchi.

Poll:

V1: 0

V3: 2

V4: 0

V4.5: 1

V5: 0

And the winner is...V3! I started it up and found Olive. He is currently a Hinotamatchi.

HI GUYS HI GUYS HI GUYS GUESS WHAT I HAVE A TWIN HER NAME IS IRIS

I have a twin too! Her name is Dory.

I don't have a twin. ;u;

You could be twins with me!

<_< ...no. This is a Tamagotchi exclusive thing.

Oh, well, thanks. I don't have a human twin. Hard life. Wait, I do...kind of.

BLUE PLAY GAMES WITH ME AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME JSFLKDJFLSJD

Okay, okay. Calm down.

NO I REFUSE TO CALM DOWN I WILL ABUSE CAPS LOCK AS MUCH AS I LIKE AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

YAY YOU PLAYED A GAME NOW YOU WILL-

*falls asleep*

Oh, good. He finally shut up.

I know, right?

I guess all of us should be crazy?

Oh no, you're crazy too?

Of course. Everyone is. You are. I-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! YOU SET FIRE TO MY HAND!

...you don't have hands.

HE SET FIRE TO THAT PLACE WHERE I WOULD HAVE A HAND BUT I DON'T! AAAGH IT'S SPREADING PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT

*dumps water on Hanna*

I'm sorry, I just have a tendency to-

*sets fire to Blue's foot*

AGH MY FOOT *dunks foot in cold water*

Olive, don't you know that along with Chamametchis, Memeputchis are extremely flammable?

They are?

Yeah! Don't you read TAMA Weekly? I read every single issue. It's 100% reliable! This is the same magazine that said Chamametchis are extremely flammable and that Memeputchis are too! So now you have to stay away!

No, Memeputchis aren't extremely flammable. Only Chamametchis are. And at this rate, Hanna, you're going to be a Chamametchi.

Besides, TAMA Weekly is the most unreliable piece of garbage ever! It said giant mutant Mametchis with 5 heads were going to attack the human world and take over; 6 years ago.

Well, other than that, it reports the real stuff! Look, there's an article about how humans are spreading their horrible human disease that makes you *dun dun dun* HUMAN!

Whaaa? Human? Disease? What did I miss?

Look at you, all grown up. You're not using caps lock.

THANKS FOR REMINDING ME BLUE I FORGOT ALL ABOUT CAPS

*facepalm* And Hanna, TAMA Weekly is super unreliable! Didn't you tag along with Blue at school AT ALL?

No. It's summer. Blue doesn't have school.

Well, you have got to stop trusting that stupid magazine. *sets Nemo on fire*

AAAAAAAAGH HELP HELP I'M ON FIRE

*picks up Nemo and dumps him in cold water* AGH MY HANDS ARE ON FIRE *dunks hand inside water with Nemo inside it*

TAMA Weekly says that if you rub Gotchiberries on your skin, you'll be protected from fire and Hinotamatchis can't set fire to you. Well, time for me to get Gotchiberries, since I'm a Memeputchi and soon Chamametchi and both of us are extremely flammable!

Hanna, for the last time-

*Hanna and Olive leave for the kitchen, arguing the entire way*

What's this that I missed about TAMA Weekly?

Hanna thinks TAMA Weekly is 120% reliable, and Olive thinks that TAMA Weekly is all lies and a load of garbage.

Well, TAMA Weekly is 120% reliable! Did you see that piece about the UFOtchis descending on Earth and taking all of our Chitchis to use as servants!

Poor Olive. He's going to have a great time fighting with you guys.

WE ARE BACK, I HAVE RUBBED GOTCHIBERRIES ALL OVER MY SKIN AND-

AAAAASGHDJSLGSHGSHDGSHDGSG

*flashy light*

WOW I AM A CHAMAMETCHI!!

...

OH NOOOOOOO! I AM A CHAMAMETCHI!

STAY AWAY, OLIVE!

I TOLD you, TAMA Weekly is just a load of lies! Look-

Olive, don't do that. One, I don't want you setting fire to more things and people and Tamagotchis, and two, although TAMA Weekly is a load of garbage and lies, the one truth that they have printed is that Chamametchis are indeed extremely flammable.

That's a lie-

I told you, it's true. I speak from experience. I'll show you the RP and log pages if you want.

Anyway. Photos. I'm really sorry that some of the photos have a sort of blur and glare...the joy of back lit screens and sun.

There's my mom! Wow, she looks pretty! *u*

EWWWWWWW

What's so ew?

Look, it's me and Mom!

*yawns*

*sets fire to table*

I got it, I got it. *pours water on table*

Thanks so much for reading! If you have any comments or whatever PM's are welcomed! Also, updates might not be regular for the next couple of weeks, so just a heads-up.

BYE GUYSSS

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

A gigantic thank you to CheesyNoodleTama and tamastar133 for liking posts!

Nemo: Ahirukutchi (15thA iD L)

Olive: Hinotamatchi (V3)

Hanna: Chamametchi (TMGC+C)

Nemo is due for an evolution today for sure, and I'm not sure about Olive...

*muffled* I can't wait to evolve.

Hanna, is it REALLY necessary to wear a huge, bulky fireproof suit? You can't even walk. Blue has to carry you everywhere.

*still muffled*

*everything Hanna says from now on is muffled* Well, I only wear it when you're around. And when we log, Blue makes us all sit with her while we type, because it's a "bonding activity" and she wants us to "stop fighting so much" and "start becoming friends or siblings or roommates or just try not to kill each other".

I AM AN AHIRUKUTCHI AND I AM THE SAME COLOUR AS...MY TYPING COLOUR! IT IS SO PERFECT SLKDFJSLDFJLDSJF

My name is Olive and my colour is green. Hmm, I wonder why. <_<

I got to pick your colour. So I picked green.

My favourite colour is purple but instead of my favourite, Blue just HAD to pick the opposite colour of purple, which is yellow. And I'm stuck with this colour forEVER!

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT

What?

HI

AND GUESS WHAT TAMA WEEKLY SAID?

<_< What did it say?

IT SAID THAT TOMORROW AT 8:56 AM, AHIRUKUTCHIS ARE GOING TO GROW TO BE THE SIZE OF BIG THINGS AND THEN RULE THE WORLD! YAAAAY!

Dude, you're evolving today. You're not staying an Ahirukutchi forever. In fact, Blue, go wake him up to see what he became.

Okay. *leaves room*

ALRIGHT GUYS WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET BLUE OFF THIS LOG SO WE CAN TAKE OVER AND BE CRAZY AND DO WHATEVER WE WANT BECAUSE BLUE MAKES POSTS BOOOOORING

We could just sneak on and post by ourselves.

yEAH BU*t guys I kan;r tupw bsery we;;.

(Yeah, but guys I can't type very well.)

THAT IS SAD HANNA I HAVE NO ARMS AND I CAN TYPE PERFECTLY

You just abuse caps lock. And it's really funny to see you hopping around the keyboard, trying to get to different keys just to write out your long sentences.

u fon;t jqve any arns withet, pluve.

(You don't have any arms either, Olive.)

OH YEAH THAT IS TRUE HOW DO YOU TYPE WITHOUT SETTING FIRE TO THE KEYBOARD??

Blue usually types for me, but when she doesn't, I have my special, fireproof typing fingers. *waves them*

I don't even remember where I got them. I don't even remember who I logged with when Blue had my batteries in. :c Someone made them for me or I bought them from a sketchy guy in a dark alley.

GUYS SHE'S COMING BACK POST IT

What's hap-

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to CheesyNoodleTama for liking our last post!!

Nemo: He became Sunnytchi, and then Sunopotchi. (15thA iD L)

Olive: Still Hinotamatchi. (V3)

Hanna: Became Maidtchi (Meidotchi) (TMGC+C)

I AM A PENGUIN IT IS THE GREATEST THING I GET TO EAT ICE CREAM ALL THE TIME YAYAYAYAYAY

I'm a maid. Nemo thinks that because of that, he can boss me around and make me do stuff for him like getting him milk and cookies.

I STILL SET THINGS ON FIRE OOPS *sets chair on fire*

AAAGH! THAT'S THE CHAIR I'M SITTING ON!! *leaps up*

I'll put it out! *sprays hose on fire* Since I'm no longer a Chamametchi, I don't have to worry about being set on fire! I'm not flammable anymore! ^_^

GOOD BECAUSE THE FIRE IS REALLY BAD TOD-*sets Blue's foot on fire*

AAAAAGGGGHHH

*sprays Blue's foot*

SORRY BLUE THANKS FOR TYPING FOR ME AND FOR USING CAPS LOCK

Well, I kind of have to use caps, because you're screaming in my ear.

WELL I'M SORRY

HEY DUDE I'M SCREAMING WHILE TYPING THIS SCREAMING BUDDIES HIGH FIVE WAIT THAT MIGHT NOT BE A GOOD IDEA AND ALSO YOU HAVE NO ARMS

THAT'S TRUE AND I'M MADE OF FIRE SO

I WOULD OFFER YOU ICE CREAM BUT I THINK THAT IT WOULD JUST MELT

YEAH ICE CREAM IS NOT A GOOD IDEA

It used to be I was the most abnormal.

You just grew up.

HEY HANNA THE NEW ISSUE OF TAMA WEEKLY CAME

REALLY LET ME SEE IT!!!

IT SAYS THAT MAIDTCHIS ARE GOING TO TURN INTO CARTONS OF ORANGE JUICE AND MIDNIGHT TONIGHT

OH NOOOOOOOOOO

OLIVE IT SAYS THAT HINOTAMATCHIS ARE GOING TO TURN INTO WATER AT 9:36 AM TOMORROW

WHAAAAAAAT??? BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE WATER! ;u; EVEN IF I SET EVERYTHING ON FIRE

It's time to go.

NONONNOO

THANK YOU FOR READING AND STAY SAFE KIDS OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT TURN INTO A CARTON OF ORANGE JUICE

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks for 12 416 views! You guys rock!

Thanks to tamastar 133 for liking our last post!

Nemo: Still Sunopotchi. Got happy symbols (ice cream that had two colour...swirl...things, earmuffs, and a santa hat with antlers). Waiting on fourth happy symbol.

Olive: Became Warusotchi.

Hanna: Still Maidtchi.

I LOOK LIKE A PINEAPPLE WITH HAIR AND SUNGLASSES FSLDJFLSJDFLSJ

I AM A PENGUIN WITH GOGGLES AND A HAT I AM THE COOLEST THING EVER

I'm a maid. Whee.

THAT IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE THE ISSUE IS THAT I AM A PINEAPPLE DO YOU KNOW HOW UPSETTING THIS IS??

Uh...no?

LOOK IN TAMA WEEKLY IT SAYS THAT WARUSOTCHIS ARE SUPER LUCKY THIS MONTH AND WILL PROBABLY WIN THE LOTTERY AT LEAST 5 TIMES IN A ROW

REALLY???

YES LET'S GO AND BUY LOTTERY TICKETS ALL THE LOTTERY TICKETS ALL OF THEM

What does it say about Maidtchis?

YAY I CAN HOLD THINGS I HAVE ARMS AND I'M NOT ON FIRE LET ME READ IT NEMO

*rips magazine out of Nemo's hands/flippers*

OH NO IT SAYS THAT MAIDTCHIS HAVE THE WORST LUCK THIS MONTH YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL HANNA

OH NOO-

OWWWWWW!!

WHOA! THAT TOASTER CAME OUT FROM NOWHERE!

And it fell on her head?

YES IT FELL ON MY HEAD AND NOW IT HURTS

DO NOT FEAR, MY SPECIAL HEALING ORANGE JUICE IS HERE! *dumps orange juice on Hanna's head*

UGH MY HEAD HURTS AND NOW I'M ALL WET AND STICKY AND I SMELL LIKE ORANGES

Isn't that a good thing?

NO

LOOK IT SAYS THAT SUNOPOTCHIS ARE GOING TO TURN INTO KUCHIPATCHIS TONIGHT

Didn't it say that Maidtchis were going to turn into cartons of orange juice last night?

YES AND I DID TURN INTO A CARTON OF ORANGE JUICE AND I WAS SCARED BUT THEN OLIVE MADE ME DRINK PINEAPPLE JUICE AND I TURNED BACK TO NORMAL AND ALSO THERE WAS A DANCING HAMBURGER IN THE KITCHEN

That sounds like a dream...

No, it wasn't! It was 10000% real! I saw it with my eyes!

...you wear sunglasses.

That just means everything I see is dark!

I BETTER GET MY HELMET AND FOOTBALL GEAR ON IT SAYS THAT IF I WEAR THAT AND TAKE A BATH IN MUSHROOM SOUP I'LL BE IMMUNE AND I WON'T TURN INTO KUCHIPATCHI

What's wrong with Kuchipatchi?

I ENJOY BEING A PENGUIN

GUYS WE HAVE TO GET OUR SHOTS

WAIT WHY I HATE HATE HATE SHOTS

It says that Humanitis is spreading really quickly! Tamagotchis everywhere are turning into *dun dun dun* HUMANS!

Gasp!

And where did you get that?

NSTN, Not Sketchy Tamagotchi News. It's 100% reliable and the only news network you can trust. All the other networks tell LIES! LIES, I SAID! LIES!

I thought Tamagotchi News was the most reliable...

Pssh! It said that we should embrace humans and accept them and let them into Tamatown! As if!

They let me into the amusement park last year...

THEY JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE A TAMAGOTCHI IN DISGUISE.

Nooo, I got a royal pardon from the King. (I'll include a link to the post once I find it)

IT IS TIME TO GO THANK YOU FOR READING DEAR READERS WE LIKE YOU A LOT EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE HUMANS BUT ALL OF YOU ARE SO MUCH COOLER THAN BLUE AND REMEMBER TO STAY SAFE AND NOT TURN INTO KUCHIPATCHIS!

NTSN FOREVER!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to CheesyNoodleTama and tamastar133 for liking our last post!

Nemo: Sunopotchi. Got his fourth happy symbol.

Hanna: Maidtchi.

Olive: Warusotchi.

(The post I mentioned about the amusement park is here.)

HAHAHAH TODAY I HAVE PHOTOS ONLY ME AND NOT NEMO AND HANNA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

GUYS GUESS WHAT IN NOODLE'S LOG THEY SAID THAT SHIMASHIMATCHIS ARE ALLERGIC TO HAWAIIAN PUNCH AND LOOK THE STORY SHOWED UP IN TAMA WEEKLY

OOOH LET ME SEE WOW OUR FRIENDS ARE FAMOUS!

WE MUST CONTACT THEM ON TAMA BOOK (CheesyNoodleTama's creation) AND SHOW THEM THE GOOD NEWS!

YES, WE MUST! LET'S USE MY ACCOUNT!

...

NEMO WHY IS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE YOU WITH A SOMBRERO AND 6 ISSUES OF TAMA WEEKLY

BECAUSE SOMBREROS ARE COOL AND SO IS TAMA WEEKLY IT'S MY FAVOURITE THING EVER BESIDES ICE CREAM

...

WHOA NEMO YOUR TWIN'S PROFILE PIC IS SO COOL

I KNOW RIGHT MY TWIN IS THE BEST OF THE BEST SHE IS THE COOLEST THING EVER LIKE ME NO PUN INTENDED

Haha, I get it! Cool...cold...you're a penguin...you're cool!

-.-"

.__.

>_>

You totally ruined it, Blue. You made the joke seriously unfunny.

Sorry?

Just go back to resizing photos and don't interrupt our seriously awesome tamaness.

Fine. *hangs head*

ANYWAY BACK TO THE IMPORTANT THINGS WE ARE ALL ADULTS NONE OF US RISK BEING A SHIMASHIMATCHI

NO BUT YOUR KID COULD BE A BOY HANNA AND BECOME A SHIMASHIMATCHI AND WHAT WILL WE DO WE KNOW THAT OLIVE IS ADDICTED TO HAWAIIAN PUNCH

*chugs out of Hawaiian Punch bottle* CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS LET'S TALK ABOUT BETTER THINGS LIKE LIKE LIKE

Like what?

LIKE THAT MY PHOTOS ARE DONE YAY



IT'S ME AS A TEENAGER LOOK I'M BEAUTIFUL

You also set everything on fire.

Pssh, small details.



Me in my fabulous hat!



Me with my TamaPod!

YOU SUCK AT SINGING

Rude!

THANK YOU FOR READING FRIENDS

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

A huge thank you to CheesyNoodleTama, TotallyTamagotchi, tamastar133, tamaninjacat, and any other people who have liked posts that I haven't mentioned! You guys rock!

Thanks to all readers for 12 702 views, and to the two people who rated for your input!

Thanks to jujiesings for following! Yay, 20 followers!!

Quickie update:

Nemo: Married, had a son, Otis.

Hanna: Married, had a son, Ian.

Olive: ...died. ._.

I don't have the energy to restart. Sigh...

SHAME ON YOU BLUE YOU IRRESPONSIBLE HUMAN YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO TAKE CARE OF TAMAGOTCHIS ANYMORE YOU SUCK

YEAH WHAT HE SAID

I'm sorry...accidents happen. I unpaused him, then I had to move some boxes and stuff, and I forgot because I had chores and stuff.

AND YOU GAVE ME A CARE MISS WHOOPS THERE GOES KUROMAMETCHI

YEAH AND YOU MADE ME SICK YOU SUCK.

Okay, I get it. I'm terrible.

YOU SAID IT, SISTER

ANYWAY

LOOK IAN MY DAD LEFT ALL HIS ISSUES OF TAMA WEEKLY HERE!

Whoa! Really?

Yeah! He told me that it's the #1 most reliable news source in the world! He said that Tamagotchi News was a total fake, and that we should only trust TAMA Weekly and NSTN, Not Sketchy Tamagotchi News!

Yeah! That's what my mom told me!

NOW ALL WE NEED IS A LITTLE BROTHER TO COMPLETE THE TRIO AND WE WILL BE ALL BOYS MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

THERE WILL BE NO GIRLS HAHAHAHAHAHA

...

Um...hello?

YOU DON'T COUNT

<.< Rude.

Okay guys, time to go.

BUT I DON'T WANNAAAA

THANKS FOR READING OUR FABULOUS ADVENTURES AND WE WILL BE BACK FOR MORE AWESOMENESS AND ALSO TAMA WEEKLY OKAY BYE

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to tamastar133 for liking posts!

Otis (15thA iD L) is now Kuchipatchi! I was aiming for Kuromametchi, but I don't mind having my favourite character either.

Ian (TMGC+C) is still Kuribotchi.

I restarted my V3 and got a boy, Perry. He's still a baby.

YES NOW WE CAN REALLY HAVE AN ALL BOYS LOG YAAAY

YAY NO BORING GIRLS TO RUIN OUR FUN

Hanna was a girl. She made posts really crazy.

MY MOM DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE SHE IS THE COOLEST GIRL EVER

Feed me, Blue! PAY ATTENTION TO ME

NO

Okay I have to go now, sorry for the really short post -.-

THANK YOU FOR READING AWESOME PEOPLE

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you so much to CheesyNoodleTama, tamastar133, jello~y, and tamalover1918 for liking posts! You guys rock!

A big, big thanks to tamastar133 and jello~y for following! It really means a lot to me!

So sorry for not updating lately! I've been busy and haven't had time to get to a computer.

Otis (15thA iD L): Still Kuchipatchi! He now owns a very awesome sombrero.

Ian (TMGC+C): Became Young Mametchi, and then Kuchipatchi! He and Otis are Kuchipatchi twins!

Perry (V3): Is...Pirorirotchi. Worst care teen, oops.

How can Pirorirotchi be the worst care? I am fabulous! I am star shaped! I HAVE A LIGHT ON MY HEAD!! How is that not perfect care?

I don't know. Ask Bandai.

Okay! I will!

~

Dear Bandai,

I AM OUTRAGED WHY IS PIRORIROTCHI NOT A PERFECT CARE CHARACTER BUT A WORST CARE CHARACTER THIS IS A TERRIBLE THING I DEMAND THAT YOU MAKE PIRORIROTCHI A PERFECT CARE BECAUSE I AM PERFECT

Sincerely,

Perry (Transparent pink V3 and proud of it. And also a proud Pirorirotchi.)

There! I sent my letter!

Hey, you got one back!

~

Dear Perry,

Thanks for your input. But, the V3 was released 6 or 7 years ago and we can't change anything, and also, we don't care.

Sincerely,

Bandai (A company and proud of it)

Gasp! They were so rude!

I don't think Bandai wrote it...

*snickers*

Gasp! You wrote it?

Of course! Pranks are fun!

Why, you-

GUYS GUYS GUYS DON'T FIGHT LOOK LOOK LOOK THE COVER STORY OF THE NEWEST ISSUE OF TAMA WEEKLY LOOK LOOK LOOK

"MAGIC SPARKLE FUN JELLYBEANS DON'T WORK FOR HUMANS! BEWARE!" AND LOOK, THE TAMAS FROM NOODLE'S LOG DISCOVERED IT, SEE??

"DISCOVERED BY ELIJAH TAMATCHI, BOO URA YOUNG MAMETCHI, KANAYA ONPUTCHI, TEREZI MEMETCHI, AND VOLDEMORT KUROMAMETCHI!" IT'S THE BIGGEST STORY TAMA WEEKLY HAS HAD IN YEARS!

TAMA WEEKLY HAS SOLD THE MOST ISSUES EVER!! IT'S AMAZING!

WOW! WE MUST CONGRATULATE OUR FRIENDS FOR THEIR DISCOVERY!

Yes, it is very important! Now we know not to feed Blue Magic Sparkle Fun Jellybeans, since it makes humans either do nothing or grow tentacles!

OH YES THEY PRINTED THAT FOR SOME HUMANS LIKE NOODLE THEY WILL DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT ON OTHER HUMANS THEY GROW TENTACLES!

I wonder what kind of human Blue is...

Let's find out!

Wait, guys, don't-

*poof of sparkle dust*

OH MY GOTCHI WHAT HAVE YOU DONE I HAVE TENTACLES

OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NOOOOO WHAT DO WE DOOOO

LOOK IN THE MAGAZINE AND OW BLUE DON'T HIT ME

I CAN'T HELP IT, I CAN'T CONTROL THESE THINGS-

OH MAN, THERE GOES THE TV

OK IT SAYS THAT WE NEED TO FEED BLUE MORE JELLYBEANS ONLY REGULAR

OK LET'S TRY IT

*dumps truckload of jellybeans in Blue's mouth*

Mmph...

*tentacles fall off*

Yay, no more tentacles! But what do we do with them? o.o

YAAAAAH!! *hits Ian with tentacle*

...ew.

THANK YOU FOR READING FRIENDS PM US WITH ANY COMMENTS OR WHATEVER AND WE'LL HOPEFULLY SEE YOU SOON

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to all readers for over 12 800 views, yay! We're almost at 13 000!

Thanks to CheesyNoodleTama and tamastar133 for liking our last post!

Otis (15thA iD L): Still a Kuchipatchi and getting married tomorrow! He is now the proud owner of a rainbow sombrero.

Ian (TMGC+C): Still Kuchipatchi, but I made him Patchiman! He's a superhero (not)

Perry (V3): Stil Pirorirotchi.

I AM PATCHIMAN I AM A SUPERHERO THAT MEANS I HAVE SUPERPOWERS AND I HAVE TO SAVE THE WOOOOORLD!!!!

*strikes heroic pose*

*jumps and tries to fly*
*fails miserably and faceplants*

Pffft...

OKAY I DO HAVE SUPERPOWERS DON'T LAUGH AT ME I JUST DON'T HAVE FLYING AS A POWER

You don't have invisibility, flammable breath, incredible strength/speed...you don't have any powers. Except for eating massive amounts of food.

I think you're more of a cosplayer than a real superhero.

I AM NOT A COSPLAYER I AM A REAL SUPERHERO I HAVE TONS OF POWERS LIKE LIKE LIKE

Eating like a vacuum cleaner?

YEAH! LIKE THAT!

DFJDLSJFLDJ I AM EVOLVING

*flashy evolvy lights and also sounds and some screaming*

o.o Evolving sounds so painful.

It depends. I can be really painful, it can be really painless. Perry just has bad luck.

AAAAAAAAH I AM HASHIZOUTCHI

I AM A BAD CARE CHARACTER???? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, I MUST WRITE A LETTER

Or, you could blame Blue, since she takes care of you.

YES I SHALL BLAME BLUE BLUE IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT

GOODBYE FRIENDS WE ARE GOING THANK YOU FOR READING AND THE NEXT TIME BLUE POSTS IT'LL BE MY FABULOUS KID WHO IS COOLER THAN ALL THESE WEIRDOS HERE INSTEAD OF ME SO BYE

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to all readers for over 12 900 views!!

Thanks to whoever rated!

Short-ish update today:

Otis (15thA iD L): Got married (in a tux and sombrero!) to a Himetchi. Had a son, Pierre.

Ian (TMGC+C): Still Kuchipatchi, will get married tomorrow.

Perry (V3): Still Hashizoutchi!

I'm thinking of casually running a Tama Go...if I do, I'll definitely be using pause.

HELLO WORLD I AM A GREEN BLOB AND I DO NOT LIKE THAT IT SUCKS

I was orange Patchiman! Then Blue made me take off my costume and I also turned green again. -.- I liked orange!

I FELL ON MY FACE AND IT HURT A LOT

I read in TAMA Weekly that Hashizoutchis are super clumsy and fall on their faces a lot! So it's true!

Oh no. What if

*falls on face*

*muffled* Ow.

BLUE I AM SICK CURE ME

*gives medicine to Pierre*

MUCH BETTER THANK YOU AND DON'T FORGET TO CLEAN UP MY MESS SERVANT

WE HAVE TO GO NOW SORRY FOR THE SHORT POST BLUE WILL HAVE THE PHOTO OF ME AND OTIS BEING TWINS UP SOON OKAY BYEEEE THANKS FOR READING

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to tamastar133 for liking our last post!

It's me, Pierre! Blue doesn't feel like logging today, so we Tamas decided to log by ourselves! So I'm Pierre, the 15thA iD L, and I'm a Kujyakutchi! Blue is gonna try to make me into a Mametchi.

AND YOU ALL KNOW ME I AM IAN THE AWESOME KUCHIPATCHI ON THE TMGC+C WHO WILL GET MARRIED IN THIS POST

And I'm Perry, the V3! I'm the Hashizoutchi.

Also, Blue is seriously thinking of running a Tama Go! We're all really excited, so we might have another black and white Tamagotchi on our log soon!

YAY! BLACK AND WHITE FTW!

SO IT IS TIME FOR ME TO GET MARRIED AND NOW I MUST MAKE MY AWESOME TRANSFORMATION

*drinks three orange sodas*

*uses Hero Box*

TADA! I AM NOT JUST PATCHI MAN, I AM NOT PLAIN GREEN KUCHIPATCHI, AND I AM NOT JUST ORANGE KUCHIPATCHI, I AM ORANGE PATCHIMAN! HOORAY!

I HAVE A POT ON MY HEAD AND A RED CAPE I AM THE COOLEST KUCHIPATCHI EVER

You're wearing a pot on your head?

YEAH IT'S AWESOME THE ONLY BAD THING IS THAT-

Owwww!

-I BUMP INTO STUFF A LOT LIKE PEOPLE AND ANIMALS AND HOUSES AND WALLS AND PLANTS

You better get married soon...

I'll go!

*at the matchmaker's*

Matchmaker: Hello...Kuchipatchi. Are you sure you don't want to remove that pot?

NOPE I AM PERFECTLY FINE WITH THIS POT

Matchmaker: Okay...well, how about you marry this fine young Lavuzukintchi?

YES OKAY LET'S GET MARRIED

*smooch*

OKAY GOODBYE

*at home*

LOOK I HAVE AN EGG OH MY GOTCHI IT'S HATCHING JSLFSJKDFLJSDLJFLSDJF

Yay, a boy! A little brother!

I WILL NAME HIM ONION BECAUSE I LIKE ONIONS AND ONIONS ARE GOOD TO EAT THEY ARE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FOODS

OKAY GUYS I AM GOING TO GO TAKE CARE OF ONION AND MAKE SURE BLUE ISN'T TOO MEAN TO HIM OKAY

We promise!

BYE GUYS HAVE FUN

*leaves*

Waaah! Where's Daddy? ;__;

YOUR DAD DITCHED YOU HAHAHAHAHA

Whaaaaat??? But Daddy said he'd never leave....waaah! *cries*

Your daddy has to leave! In order for you to grow up, he has to go so you can live in your shell and with us and the human. <_<

Oh...so if Daddy stayed, I'd be a baby FOREVER???

Yeah.

Oh. Well, I'm glad he left. I wanna grow up and be a super cool Kuromametchi! Or a stripy Shimashimatchi! Or a PURPLE NEMUTCHI HOW COOL IS THAT???

Yeah, that's cool, but now you need to put all your faith in Blue.

Huh? Why? And what's a Blue?

Blue is this big human who takes care of us! As you can see, because I'm a Hashizoutchi, she did a really bad job. <_<

Someone has to TAKE CARE OF ME? I can't just feed myself? And SHE??? Why couldn't we have a boy human??

Blue gives you all your meals and medicine and it's up to her as to what character you'll become. Based on her track record, it's unlikely that you'll become Kuromametchi. She's forgotten the last time she got a perfect care character. And yeah, we've all wondered why of all humans, we got stuck with Blue. She totally ruins the all boys thing here.

But...but...I wanna be a super cool Kuromametchi!

If Blue actually tries you'd probably become Kuromametchi.

Oh. Okay! ^_^

Don't worry. Blue has never had the TMGC+C die before, so you're safe. For now. o.o

That's reassuring. <_< Also, my daddy told me that you guys are huge fans of the magazine TAMA Weekly and that it's the only thing to trust and never listen to what Blue says. Is that true?

That's 100% true! We can only trust TAMA Weekly!

Look, in today's issue, it says that all the Doritos are going to rise up and take over the whole world!

Oh no! We have to stop the Doritos!

Agh! BLUE'S COMING BLUE'S COMING POST IT NOW POST IT NOW

What are you guys do-

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to CheesyNoodleTama for liking our last post!

Quick:

V3 died. -.-" So I put it away and started Tama Go. Got a girl, no name yet. If you have any suggestions please PM me!

Pierre is still Kujyakutchi.

Onion is Ahirukutchi.

BLUE IS A BUTT AND DID NOT UPLOAD THE TWIN KUCHIPATCHI PHOTO TSK TSK BLUE YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED

ANYWAY WE HAVE TO GO SORRY FOR THE SUPER SHORT POST WE'LL DO A BETTER ONE THIS WEEK CROSS OUR HEARTS!

THANK YOU FOR READING

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Hi guys!

Pierre (15thA iD L): Became Otokitchi! He will get married this week.

Onion (TMGC+C): Is Young Mametchi! Aiming for Kuromametchi.

Tama Go (Girl): Is Belltchi. No name yet.

I HAVE A HAT AND I MAKE A CONSTANT KISSY FACE EWWW I HATE KISSY FACES YUCK YUCK

YOU THINK THAT'S BAD MY NAME IS ONION

YOU THINK THAT'S BAD I DON' HAVE A NAME

Okay I have to go now bye

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Sorry for the sucky post yesterday, I was getting kicked off the computer.

Anyway.

Thank you thank you thank you thank you to ALL readers for getting us up to 13 000 views!!! Yaaay!

So exciting!

Pierre (15thA iD L): Otokitchi!

Onion (TMGC+C): Young Mametchi! I think he's due to evolve today so we've got fingers crossed for Kuromametchi (and speaking of Kuro, I haven't had him in a looooong time)

Girl (TMGO): Still no name yet! She's a Shelltchi.

I'M GOING TO GET MARRIED SOON I'M GOING TO GET MARRIED SOON YAYAYAYAYAY

Oh no! What if your kid is a girl??? Then it will be *dun dun dun* all girls except for me! NOOOOOO

Why don't you like girls?

They're always so...proper and they never use caps and they make the log so...boring!

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT YOU LITTLE-

Hey, calm down.

I HOPE THAT YOUR TAMA WEEKLY HOROSCOPE COMES TRUE AND YOU REALLY TURN INTO AN ONION, ONION

GASP! THAT IS THE INSULT OF INSULTS! I BELIEVE YOU HAVE BEEN BURNED, ONION

OH YEAH??! I HOPE THAT YOU EVOLVE INTO...A BAD CARE CHARACTER!! OOOOH, BURN!! *makes 'sss' noise*

...

...

...

Wow. I'm so offended.

YES!! I HAVE TOTALLY BURNED YOU!

*cough* SARCASM *cough*

Onion, I hope you know that you are the worst at insults. You're worse than Blue, which is very sad.

Hey, I'm not bad at insults! I'm just bad at using them online.

No, Blue, you do suck at using insults on this log.

Wow, okay, guess I'll have to give you a few care misses...goodbye Kuromametchi.

WAIT NO DON'T DO THAT I MEANT THAT YOU ARE THE BEST AT INSULTS AND YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF INSULTS

Too late! TAMA Weekly says that Young Mametchis are going to evolve into worst care characters this week!

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

I've told you a million times-ah, forget it.

BLUE ONION IS CRYING ON MY SHELL WHICH IS MY HEAD MAKE HIM STOP

Onion, get it together or I'll send you to *dun dun dun* The Closet.

HOW DO I GET IT TOGETHER THERE IS NOTHING TO GET.

*headdesk*

OKAY WHATEVER BLUE YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED NEAR COMPUTERS ANYWAY THANK YOU FOR READING AND HOPEFULLY WE'LL SEE YOU SOON

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to CheesyNoodleTama for liking our last post!

Pierre (15thA iD L): Got married to Meloditchi (my mom picked her) and had a boy. His name is Pickle, at the request of his dad.

Onion (TMGC+C): Is a Shimashimatchi! Not Kuromametchi, but it's okay because Shimashimatchis is one of my favourites!

Tama Go: Is now a Chamametchi and named Opal (Thanks to CheesyNoodleTama and Elijah for the name!)

Since I have the Chamametchi figure, Opal can run the toy store.

YES I RUN THE STORE AND TWO SHIMASHIMATCHIS CAME AND THEY BOTH BOUGHT STUFF AND NOW I HAVE MONEY YAYAYAYAYAY

I WENT TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK WITH MY TRANSIT PASS AND I WENT INTO A HAUNTED HOUSE BUT I WASN'T SCARED AND I DID A MAGIC SHOW AND TODAY WAS FUN

...you screamed super loud at the haunted house. Everyone heard you.

Yeah, you sounded like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" and it was a really girly scream too. Everyone thought it was a girl.

o.o" Wasn't me. I did not scream.

ANYWAY LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT

WHAT'S THE LATEST IN TAMA WEEKLY

Shimashimatchis have the highest injury rate this year.

Probably from tripping and rolling down the stairs all the time.

I do not-

*bump bump crash crash bump*

OWWWWWWWWWW

Did he just fall down the stairs?

Yup.

I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS I THINK I BROKE

SOMETHING

WELL I WAS GOING TO SAY ARM BUT I HAVE NO ARMS AND THEN I WAS GOING TO SAY LEGS BUT I HAVE NO LEGS

SO

SOMETHING

Maybe you broke your...your...foot?

WELL I CAN FEEL MY FEET SO NO I DID NOT BREAK MY FOOT

Here's the real question: how are we going to drag him up the stairs?

Well, it is time for us to go and figure out how to get Onion up the stairs. Thanks for reading!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thanks to CheesyNoodleTama for liking our last post!

Pickle (15thA iD L): Is Ahirukutchi! He will evolve soon.

Onion (TMGC+C): Still Shimashimatchi.

Opal (TMGO): Still Chamametchi.

I WANT TO EVOLVE LSDLKFJSKLJFLSDJF

I WANT SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS

I want money.

You already have tons of Gotchi points, Opal. I think it's time to retire from the Gotchi stock market.

NO NO NO NO I WON'T I WON'T I WILL RUN MY BUSINESS AND INVEST AND MAKE TONS OF MONEEEEEEEEEEEEY

IN OTHER NON BORING NEWS I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS TWICE AGAIN

And I had to roll him back up the stairs!

TO BE HONEST THAT HURT MORE THAN THE FALLING DOWN

ONION DID YOU EAT ALL THE PICKLES IN THE JAR HOW COULD YOU

I WAS HUNGRY

ONION AREN'T YOU ALLERGIC TO PICKLES

YES NO MAYBE SO

*swells up*

OH MY GOTCHI IT'S LIKE A GIANT BALLOON

It's like a parade float!

I can see it now: the crowd cheering for...Onion, the giant floating Shimashimatchi!

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW I AM THE SIZE OF THE ROOM NOW BLU EJLSFKJFSLDJFLKDSJFLSDJF

*starts getting hives*

OH MY GOTCHI THERE ARE TONS OF LITTLE RED BUMPS ALL OVER ME HEEEEEEELP!!

Quick! Pickle, get the Benadryltchi!

NONONONONO WE MUST USE THISSS!!! *sprays combination of club soda, rocky road ice cream, and onion powder at Onion*

Noooo, you're supposed to use Benadryltchi! Plus, it'll knock him out so he'll shut up for the rest of the day!

AAAAAAAAGH NOW MY EYES ITCH BUT I AM TOO BIG TO SCRATCH THEM AND I CAN'T SCRATCH MY HIVES BECAUSE I HAVE NO ARMS AND AAAAGH NOW I'M *achoo* SNEEZING

WHAAAAT IT DIDN'T WORK BUT TAMA WEEKLY SAID IT WOULD WORK SLDJFLKSJF

I got it! *hands Benadryltchi to Blue*

*stuffs entire pack in Onion's mouth*

OH NO HE'S SWELLING EVEN MORE

UM UM UM UM *hits Onion with large book*

I AM DEFLATING

AND NOW MY HIVES ARE GONE

AND MY EYES DON'T ITCH ANYMORE

YAY PICKLE YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE!!

Thanks for reading! PM us with any comments or whatever, and we'll see you soon!

Bye!