kuchipatchi.is.blue's log of random tamaness

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The cuckoo clock didn't cuckoo, much to our disappointment.

Changed the room theme to one that's kind of log cabin-ish...the bath tub is a Patch hot spring. xD

Nice bedroom, huh?

Playing at the park with an Uwasatchi.

Awkwardness....xD

"Honey, did you remember to bring the milk?"

A photo (yes, an edited one ) of a rose. Pretty, huh?

Thanks for reading! Comments and PMs in OUR PM box are always welcome. Don't forget to vote in the poll (if you plan to)! Have a great day!

 

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Thanks for your vote, whoever voted!

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama and kuromametchifan123 for voting!

Poll:

V3: 0

V1: 2

Boo yeah! (I know there are more of you out there...... )

It's time for the tea party, Blue!

Oh. Right. *sits down*

What kind of tea would you like, Blue, berry, Orange Pekoe, Earl Grey, or green?

Um...green, please.

*gestures to those fancy three tier things* Scone, cookie, mini creme brulee?

Er, a scone please.

Blueberry, cranberry, or plain? With butter, strawberry jam, or raspberry jam?

Blueberry, with butter and strawberry jam, please. (o.o They're so polite and civil, what could've happened?)

Pinkies out, Blue!

Um. *sticks pinkie out* This is so awkward! How do you drink like this?

With practice. Now, Mr. Teddy, would you like some tea?

Yes, please. Orange Pekoe with a slice of lemon, s'il vous plait.

AGH! *spills tea* The bear talks!!!!!

*offended* My name is not "The Bear", my name is Mr. Teddy.

Blue, you're so silly! Of course teddy bears can talk!

LIke me. I'm Schnizzle.

Oh. Hey, Schnizzle. I forget, who's bear are you?

I dunno. Yours?

Um. Maybe?

I don't remember either. :/

I guess...you're both of ours until I remember. Wait...mine has the blue suit and the black hat. That's...Schnizzle! YOU'RE MINE ASDFGHJKL;

Then Mr. Teddy is mine! Yay! *claps hands*

Schnizzle, what kind of tea would you like?

I jolly well would like some Earl Grey, please. One drop of cream and a spoon of sugar, if you will.

You guys...what's with the British accents and all the politeness?

Money!

Shh!! Blue isn't supposed to know!

Wait...did you PAY them to be polite, Meggie?

UmnoIdidn't

*gasp* You're lying! It's never good to tell lies while teddy bears are around, we're very good lie detectors.

I'm going to go watch Keeping Up with the Kuchipatchis. *leaves*

Meggie!

I'm sorry, Blue. I just wanted the tea party to be perfect for you. *sniffles*

*melts* Awww....*hugs Meggie* It's okay, any tea party would be perfect, you don't have to make the others be polite.

*sniffs* Thank you, Blue.

I don't know, I kind of like this politeness stuff. Although it makes people think I've went loopy or took medication, *coughBluecough*

I'm sorry. *sarcastic* Tell you what, we can have another tea party sometime, okay?

Okay!

Thanks for reading! (Hope this post wasn't too too boring... <_< ) Drop a message or vote in our PM box or in MY profile feed, OUR'S...*evil death glare*. Have a great day!

EDIT: Page 14 and over 3300 views! *happy dance*

 

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So, so sorry for not updating for the past few days. *whacks head against wall*

POLL:

V3: 0

V1: 2

:/ I kind of expected a bit more input.....oh well. Too many expectations from the last poll. <_<

Nina and Meggie are still here.

I'm a Shelltchi! My head is a shell! asdfghjkl;

I'm...I dunno. I look like a penguin. Wait...I'm a Billotchi.

You look cute!

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Blue! Rude!

What? We fought a lot when Nina was little and had to challenge everything I said.

No, YOU challenged everything I said.

Did not!

Did too!

:< No fighting.

Okay. I'll stop fighting.

Me too.

.....

.....

.....Pfft, I just realized that we do everything Meggie says.

Because she asks nicely and for rational things, things like a tea party that we can afford, NOT a time travel machine that also cooks omelettes. *evil death glare*

What? Time traveling machines are cool! You can do things like...travel in time, and go to the past, and go to the future, all while enjoying a delicious cheese omelette! What's not to like?

The price and the fact that IT HASN'T BEEN INVENTED YET.

Blue, can I have a popsicle?

Sure. It's in the freezer.

See? You give Meggie EVERYTHING she wants, and I don't get a single thing!

How about this: we go on a spending spree at TamaTown, ok?

That's not the point! Stop trying to change the topic! I ask for a time travel machine that can make omelettes, and you say no. Meggie asks for a popsicle, and you say yes!!! What's wrong with that picture??

You want a popsicle? They're right in the freezer.

Here, Auntie Nina, do you want some of mine?

No, thank you, sweet pea. That's very kind of you, though. See Blue??!! MEGGIE is nice!

Because she has a giving nature, something you don't have.

RUDE!!!

Look, you can't have a time machine that makes omelettes because 1) it's too expensive, and 2) it hasn't been invented yet. I said yes to Meggie because 1) we have popsicles in the freezer, and 2) it's rational and something we can afford, and it's very mundane.

Oh. I see what you did there. I'm sorry, Blue. And I'm sorry, Meggie. I didn't mean to yell in front of you.

It's okay. ^_^ Thanks for calling me nice.

Yah. Sorry to you too, Nina. For, like, yelling at you and stuff.

But you do have to admit, a time machine that makes omelettes is pretty cool.

Actually, yes, it is.

Ooh! Ooh! Can I do the ending message?

Okay.

Thanks for reading all about our adventures! Please please PM us with any comments, questions, suggestions, votes, whatever! Have a great day and we'll be back with an ice cream sundae party tomorrow!

What? Who said anything about tha-

 

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Quick update: I'm not feeling 100% and I don't feel up to photos or conversations. This is just to keep you guys updated on what's happening.

Anyway....

Meggie is a Chamametchi. <3 I was so excited when I saw, I did a happy dance when I saw her on my TMGO. ^_^ She currently manages a toy store in Mame City, just like her mommy.

Nina got married this morning to...Duck Face! xD I don't know his name (V3 character n00b) but I'll call him Duck Face, or DF for now, for lack of a better name. They had a baby boy.

Alright, since there was pretty much no contest from the start, I hatched my V1 today at approximately 12:15 PM EST. It hatched into a boy, which I was thankful for, because I wanted to name him Wilson after a very special person in my life. But, since the screen allows for only 5 letters...he's Wilso on the Tamagotchi. xD But his official name is Wilson. Wilson is that blobby toddler that all V1's evolve into. Kind of like a Tamatchi, without arms or legs or anything.

Thanks for dropping by my little corner of TT! PM's and comments are welcomed with open arms. Have a great day!

 

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Over 3400 views. Yaaaayyyy~

Anyway, I'm a bit annoyed because chat decided to glitch out AGAIN. -.- Right when I want to go on, it glitchessss....

*end pointless rant*

I have outdated photos, and....um. Nina died. -.- The day she got married too. -.-

You guys can probably find her Memorial topic sometime soon. I think.

I'm going to skip Nina's marriage photos, because there's no point, and so...yeah.

I haven't started up my V3 again, which brings me to my next question...what to name her. :/

I was thinking Eve, one of the suggestions from my sibling.

Yeah, Eve would work. Eve it is. I'll start her up tomorrow, hopefully.

That's enough blabbing. Hi, Wilson!

Hi. Blue made me pick this colour.

I did because the real Wilson was always really cheerful and smiley. :]

Aw. Sentimental. Hi, Wilson!

Hi. Is it really true that you own a toy store?

Yup, just like my mom. ^_^

Your mom did too? Wow, you must've been lucky as a kid!

Bahahahaha! Oh my gosh, Meggie, remember when we went with Nina and your dad...? Bahahaha!

That was SO funny. Baha!

I'm completely lost here.

Nothing. Just remembering some old times.

You're not THAT old...

Neither are you.

True dat.

Everybody kept rejecting my items. -.- All the good and perfect care characters rejected all my items! All the bad care characters are so sweet! THEY deserve all the hugs and attention!

But...you're a good care character.

True. But Lovelitchi and Kuromametchi and Makiko and Violetchi all came in and didn't buy something! Oh-fended!

La gasp! (remember that? xD) How could anybody reject anything from Meggie's toy shop?

I know, right? It's like, IMpossible.

I can't walk in there without buying something. What.

It's true, actually.

I would buy something. But I don't have any Gotchi points to speak of, so...I can't.

I'll see what I can get you, how's that?

:] Yay! Thanks, Meggie!

Let's catch up on the photos, shall we?

Meggie as a Nokotchi!

D'awwww. I was so cute.

And edible.

Oh-fended! And I thought you were a GOOD boy!

Meggie as a Belltchi.

The Patchi Springs bath tub! (Oops, should I have shown that photo? xD)

Meggie as a Shelltchi!

And then...there was...

Chamametchi! <3333

 

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Alright, I don't know if I've posted these of Nina, but here you guys go:

And...alright, I'll post the ones of Wilson being hatched. Eight photos only, though. Starting...now!

Usual: time and birthday

Egg's hatching...and out comes Wilson!

....

Oops, those are the only resized ones. xD

Oh well. I'll catch up tomorrow.

Thanks for reading! I'm going to try to update more regularly, but I can't guarantee it since I'm in for a VERY busy two weeks coming up. -.- We'll see.

Drop a message on my profile or PM box, I and we love to hear comments and answer questions! Have a great day!

 

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Ehhhhh....*dies a little*

Four stars. ;A; Oh. Um. Yeah.

....oh. I see what you did there.

NEW GOAL, PEOPLES: um. Make my posts more exciting, I guess. Or five star worthy. Whatever. But to me, yesterday's was kind of...blah. Boring. Snoorrreee. And...I love constructive criticism. :]

Alright, better put those writing skills to use. See you all tomorrow!

(PM's....come to meeee...)

 

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And...I'm back for a short post. However long I can write.

I think I should start a diary.

*snorts* What would your entries look like? This:

Dear Diary,

I have nothing to write because I have no brains in my head.

Dear Diary,

I have nothing to write because I have no brains in my head.

Dear Diary,

Dear,

D,

Haha, Wilson, very funny.

<_< You're a disgrace to the real Wilson, Wilson.

I'm still a teenager. I can get away with stuff like that.

Oh no, you don't! I'm going to wake you up NOW so I can see what you evolved in.

....

He's still the fire teen thing. Hanitamatchi, I think. I have to confirm.

Speaking of fire teen things, remember Delilah and Neville, ZuZu, if you're reading this? xD

If you don't know what I'm talking about, read THIS topic. :]

.....Derp. I have to go now. Sorry for the short post, but...at least they talked? xD

I wanna do the ending message!

Okay.

...potato.

That's not the proper ending!

Quick, hit the post button, Meggie!

Noooo-

 

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Thank you to Kuro Rocks! for your comments and support!

Thank you to EMF (aka Eternal Mametchi Fan) for the awesome banner! :]

And...um...I think that's it.

(I need to correct a mistake: Wilson was a Hinotamatchi as a teen.)

Meggie's batteries died. In comes Eve!

Hi...

I'M A KUCHIPATCHI ASDFGHJKL;

.....o.o

"kuchi" means "mouth" in Japanese.

MY MOUTH IS COOL AND IT'S ALL KISSY LIKE THIS

You don't say. <_< Why was I born with the spazzy brother again?

Watch it, girl, I just might make you guys marry some day.

O_O NUUUUUU~

O_O....

And, since "kuchi" means "mouth", it is very appropriate to say that Wilson has a big mouth-

Wait! Don't reveal it on the Internet! Shut up!

You come up to my knees, Wilson. Maybe even lower than that. Don't even bother trying to jump and reach my mouth.

Nnngh! *tries to jump anyway*

Pfft....xDDDD You're ridiculous. Your little, adorable stump of an arm only reaches Blue's lower thigh.

As I was saying, Wilson has a big mouth, and Meggie is too trustful, so he sold Meggie's diary and all her secrets that aren't written in there to TAMA Weekly for a dozen and a half jelly donuts, 5 apple fritter Tim Bits, $3.09 in USD, and 69 bananas. (Yes, I just said that xDD)

WHAT???!!!

Hey, Meggie. I see you came back to life. Anywho, he also sold Eve's diary to them too for a pink gel highlighter. Now, everybody knows you have a crush on Harry Styles-tchi, who is part of the band One Dorotchi.

O_O....

O_O...

Uh oh...

CHAAAAAAAARRRGGGGEEEE!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

*both Meggie and Eve attack Wilson*

*sits back and eats popcorn* Man, this is good!

Blue! Why. Did. You. Sign. Them. Up. For. Self. Defence???

Because I want to protect my precious girl Tamagotchis?

HAAAA! *punches Wilson*

Did you know that I know that you have a poster of Selena Gourmetchi on your wall and you talk to it every night?

What? O_O" How-how do you know about that?

Aha! So you do admit it's true!

What? No, it's not!

*brings in Selena Gourmetchi poster* You mean this old thing, Meggie?

Yes, exactly that!

*faints*

Yay! We win, Auntie Meggie!

Yay! You're so cute, Eve.

Aw. ^_^ Thanks.

*pokes Wilson* Hey. Wake up. Wake up, Wilson who is a disgrace to the real Wilson. Wake up.

....

Noooope, he's not waking up.

Thank you for reading and watching me and Meggie pwn Wilson!

PM us with anything at all! Comments, questions, funny pictures....ratings...you know you want to...

xD Don't listen to them about the rating thing. Have a great day!

 

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4 starrssss......

And another follower, yaaay....

But...you're anonymous...

And almost 3500 views, guys...get those views up...xD

Please. Stop overusing dot dot dots.

But it's fun...

You're insane.

Let's start with photos for a little change, k?

Wilson

The many antics of Wilson.

Wilson's name. Wilso.

Wilso? HA!!!

Shut up. You look like a boy.

Meanie.

The random weird guy that's in all the games and stuff.

Nina and Wilson connecting for the first time. As you can see from the slightly blurred picture, Wilson won. Surprising, huh?

Surprising? It should've been OBVIOUS from the start that I was the TRUE winner. Geez.

A visit to Nina, and it seems obvious that Wilson was smitten.

Hey!!!!!

Aw. Wilson likes Ni-ina, Wilson likes Ni-ina!

Yes, but Nina is dead, and in comes her replacement, you, Eve.

Aw, poop.

Trololololol

NO! I FORBID THE USE OF MEMES, AS THE MALE OF THE FAMILY ASDFGHJkL;

TROLL FACE ME GUSTA OH STOP IT YOU YOU DON'T SAY TRUE STORY LIKE A SIR Y U NO UM I CAN'T THINK OF ANY MORE BUT I KNOW MORE

HUAAAHHH *tries to attack Blue*

*fails epicly*

....

....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

PFFT HAHHAHAHAHA WOW WILSON

Smoooooth.

<_< Love you guys too.

Aw, we're a big, loving family.

Says you.

Please. Lay off the sappy.

I completely agree. PLEASE STOP, AND LET'S ALL WATCH BIG BANG THEORY PEACEFULLY, OKAY, OKAY!

....

BAHAHA!

Maybe we should kick you guys off for a bit.

No-

*kicks tamas out of room*

Ah, peace.

Last photo before next post:

Wilson is stuck. Oops.

 

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More photos of a rolling Marutchi! (I finally learned the name of the blobby toddler! Yay me! *happy dance that I've actually done*)

OHMYGOSH WE'RE WATCHING THE EPISODE OF THE BIG BANG THEORY WHERE SHELDON MAKES A TAMAGOTCHI REFERENCE ASDFGHJKL;

UWAH SO EXCITED *happy dance*

I bet the character he had was a brilliant Kuchipatchi, just like me, only I'm better.

No way, I bet it was a pretty Chamametchi, just like me!

It must've been an Obotchi, like me. That's the best character out of all of them.

Actually, I think it was a Tarakotchi.

But-

No! Argument after photos.

Wilson as a Hinotamatchi.

I was a firey ball of...fire!

*snorts* Nice choice of words. Very creative.

I wholeheartedly agree.

Whole what?

Your vocab is really limited, Wilson. Go study.

IN MEMORY OF NINA:

Oh...that smile...I miss it...

I knew it! Wilson likes Ni-ina! Wilson likes Ni-ina! Wilson likes Ni-ina!

I do not!

Oh yes, you do. Don't deny it.

Meggie's Adventure to Work

Meggie mugged for the camera first, before taking...

The Mame Bus to work!

She arrived at her shop, which was inherited from her mother, and checked on the crane machine before unlocking the shop.

And after a long, long while, a customer showed up, a Wooltchi.

He was really sweet. He bought-

*clamps hand over Meggie's mouth* Save it for the next post!

 

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Meggie offered some duckies to Wooltchi as a gift to his niece. (If you don't know how this works, the character goes to work, and then offers one item to the customer, and the customer takes or leaves it. I find that the really good and perfect care characters are super cheap.)

Wooltchi decided to go with the duckies and went home with a shopping bag and a smile on his face. Meggie's really the business woman.

You have failed to mention that there were a lot of failed sales, before Pipotchi dropped by.

Shut up! Meanie!

After work, Meggie unwound with a homemade smoothie.

Yummy!

I want a homemade smoothie!

I thought you guys were arguing about who was the character on Sheldon's Tamagotchi.

Oh yeah. That.

....

IT WAS TOTALLY KUCHIPATCHI

NO WAY, IT WAS OBOTCHI

LIES, ALL OF THEM! IT WAS CHAMAMETCHI!

AAAH! *pulls out rubber spatula*

...o.o A rubber spatula?

HUAAH! *pulls out chopstick*

Chopstick?

HURR HAA! *pulls out computer mouse*

You guys seriously have bad taste in weapons.

FUAAA! *charges at Wilson*

HAAA! *waves spatula around*

*epic battle ensues*

YOU WILL BE DEFEATED BY THE EPICNESS OF THE SPATULA!

AHA! BUT MY MOUSE WILL PWN YOU ALL!

ONLY A SUBORDINATE LIKE YOU USES THE IMMATURE WORD "PWN"! I USE...CONQUER! DEFEAT! DESTROY!

NO WAY! I WILL CONQUER, DEFEAT, AND DESTROY!

I think this is a good time to end....

Thanks for reading! Drop a message in our PM box and reveal to me who the anonymous followers are! Have a great night!

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WHAT? NOBODY TOUCHES MY NOTEBOOKS! *pulls out 5 grains of rice* CHARGE! HAAA!

 

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Finally...over 3500 views....Yaaayyy!!!!

CE LE BRATE GOOD TIMES COME ONNN!

BA DOO DA DOO DA DOODOODOO!

You guys are adults. And spazzier than me.

YOLO!

Oh yeah! *high fives Blue*

Hey, I've got a question, Blue.

Yeah?

WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE US TO THE ROLLERCOASTERS ASDFGHJKL; *shakes Blue*

Bbbeecccauusee Iiii coooulldddnnn''ttttt. Sssstttooopppp shhhhaaakkkiinnnggg meeee.

Yeah, Blue. Why?

Because I don't like carrying purses and you guys could've fallen out of my hand into...*dun dun dun* WATER! Or worse: crushed by a foot, a rollercoaster thingamabob, or stolen by one of my classmates and tortured! Dun dun dunnn

Oh, did I forget to mention that I won tickets to Tama Land?

Whaaattt?????!!!!!!!! Gimme those babies! *snatches tickets*

There's...one, two three! Ha, none for Blue!

Aww...:'(

....the King texted me...

oooOOOhhh....

He says, "The human has to go with you. She gets free admission. Don't worry, they'll recognize her for sure." Gee, I wonder why.

....asdfghjkl;....we can't go until tomorrow....

Aw......&^$&^&%&*(*&

That was not a cuss, that was you smacking your head on the keyboard while Meggie sat on the shift key.

Pfft. The shift key is comfy.

Thanks for reading! Drop a message in OUR PM box if you wish! Have a great day!

ROLLERCOASTERS! OH YEAAAH!!!

 

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Okay, sorry for the lame ending yesterday, but I was being kicked off to do cooler things like eat dinner (we eat dinner at weird times) and other stuff.

Anyway, I have lots of photos to show you guys. :3

OH! SO GET IN THE CAR, WE CAN RIDE IT WHEREVER YOU WANT

YOU WANT TO STEER, BUT I'M SHIFTING GEARS, I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE

No way, I'll take it, I totally have a driver's license and will probably not, you know, drive into a tree or whatever.

Probably? I like definitely. Definitely is the coolest word in the universe.

No, frou-frou is.

Kuchipatchi is the coolest word in the universe. Fo sho.

Hmm, I wonder why?

....Boo, internet is being stupid. Why, internet? Why do you hate me so?

Because you're just so hatable as I am so loveable?

Yeah, I'm sure that's the answer.

Look, can we stop the uselessness and start the rollercoaster...ness?

Okay! I'll drive!

NO!

Too bad! I'm in the driver's seat! Get in, everybody!

I call shotgun!

Boo. How come I'm always in the backseat?

Because you're Blue. Get in!

*sighs* Fine. I'm getting in. See me get in. Get in, Blue, get in.

See Spot run. Run, Spot, run.

Wow, you memorized that?

What are you talking about? I'm still reading those books. Soon, I'll be ready to read 4 pages of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie!

Pfft......xDDD

Don't laugh at me. <_<

Pffftttt......*snickers*

Like the chocolate bar! Speaking of which, I have one...half.

GIMME THAT ASDFGHJKL;

NO WAY I DESERVE THAT

MIIIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*pops it into mouth* Yum. ^_^

O_O

0_0

O.O

Not. Fair.

Speaking of fairs, I see the fair with the rollercoasters!

I...feel...sick...

Oh. No. *runs away*

O_O...o.o........ew....

Um...

I think this is a good time to end.

Thanks for reading, I hope the internet won't glitch out tomorrow, feed my PM box, it's getting very, very hungry-

RAWR I'M HUNGRY FEED ME OR I WILL EAT SOMETHING LIKE YOUR FACE RAWWRRR

My point exactly. Have a great day!

*barf* My day wasn't so great.

You don't say.

No, really? I never knew.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Hello, world!

So, I've got an extra special post planned....

That won't be posted until, realistically, July. So, stay tuned! Mua hahahaha >:3 (Noodle, you know what it is.)

Pfft....xDDD

I just realized I switched Nina and Meggie's colour around. Oh well. Meggie can keep Nina's colour.

I like starting with photos, so I don't feel so rushed. We'll do exactly that.

Wilson

A slightly blurred photo of Wilson normal, Wilson making a kissy face , and Wilson hitting a high note.

Hiiiigh nooote~

I accidentally gave Wilson a care miss and this is what he looked like. I was like "O_O So...ADORABLE....SQUEEE....."

Eve

Eve being normal and being happy. She looks like she's leaping into a star jump, because she's so happy, right?

I'm only happy because you cleaned my little house, which was full of stinkin' poop before you hit a few buttons.

When I was little and first saw this animation, I was like "Why is my Tamagotchi sitting in a basket? DON'T WORRY, I'LL SAVE YOU!!!"

You took pictures of me BATHING???!!!

It's not like you're naked or anything, what's the problem?

That's...an invasion on my privacy! Yeah!

On the iD L, they bathe with clothes on. And besides, you have nothing to hide, Eve.

Connecting!

Stand by....and a bread eating contest! Who will win this epic competition? Find out in...the next post! Dun dun dunnn...

 

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The winner is....

Wilson!

Haha! FAIL!

Wilson, you're such a pig.

Not to mention a disgrace to the real Wilson. I've mentioned that already, but I feel the complete, utter need to tell you again.

Eh heh xDD

Anyway, Eve and Wilson decided to connect again, and Wilson was being a real sweetie and brought Eve a consolation present. Hold your tongue, Eve.

That's another Kuchipatchi animation I wanted to show you guys: The Walk.

What was the present? What was inside?

A snake, which snapped at Eve. She was pretty ticked.

That's not even close to describing that. That stupid snake was super MEAN!!!!!

But the pet shop dude said snakes were good pets...I thought you'd like one...

Actually, Eve, he did buy that snake as a consolation present. He didn't know you wore perfume that snakes hate.

o.o Perfume? What kind of perfume do snakes hate?

Eau de Anti-Snake.

<_< I figured.

....

Wow, the alt key is cool!

œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπåß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬Ω≈ç√∫˜µ

Cool~

Okay, enough with the derping.

In the end, Eve is only 2 buddy icons with Wilson. Cry cry sob sob.

Oh, and the big news: Eve evolved into...

Mametchi! *applause* This proves that the V3 has completely random growth, because I took HORRIBLE care of Eve. xD

Yuck, a girl Mametchi.

I think it's kind of cute. A girl Mametchi.

I don't like it at all. Now I want to do nothing but study, work on science, be smart and do all smart things like Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory, and work my butt off and eat nothing but OMELETTES ALL DAY!!!!!! And I hate hate hate omelettes!!!!!!

Too bad for you, because we're going to go eat POPCORN, COTTON CANDY AND OTHER DELICIOUS JUNK FOOD AT....TAMA LAND!!!!!

Oh yeah. Let's go.

*hauls 11823529857 bags of stuff out*

Just in case we get caught in an earthquake/fire/avalance/disaster in general and we need food/water/bandaids/6 and a half staplers.

o.o

Put. The. Stuff. Back.

Fine.

How did you fit all that stuff in the trunk?

I didn't. *points to top of car*

o.o.....

Um. Hello. Do you have your tickets? *inspects Blue* Okay, just go. Go. Just go. 'Cause, you know, that human is with you.

Oh-fended! I'm just "that human"??!! I deserve respect! I have a name!

And your name is...?

Bonjour. J'mappelle Bleu. Ca va bien?

What.

Just gooo....Excuse the human, she likes to speak funny languages from Earth. You know how humans are.

No, I don't, this is the first human I've seen before.

Can we please just go?

ROLLERCOASTERS! I'M GOING ON THAT HUGE ONE THAT MIGHT POSSIBLY KILL ME!

I'm going on the Ferris Wheel.

I'LL COME WITH YOU, WILSON!

I'm going to go on the kiddie freefall. ._.

*5 minutes later*

SCREAM SCREAM OMG GET ME OFF THIS THING OMG I'M GOING TO DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE NOOOOO

Um. Miss? The ride hasn't even started yet. And for the record, toddlers have gone on this and loved it.

Riiight.

*Wilson*

WHOO! YEAH! THIS IS FUN! WHOO! HILL!

We're at the top...YOLO!

BANANA! SCREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMM

WHOOOOOOHHHHHHHHOOOOOOO

I wonder how Blue's doing.

Probably screaming her head off.

*Blue*

OMG...I thought I would die....That was the scariest thing ever...

Miss. Do you want me to take you to the medics or something?

No. Why?

You seem to suffer from Humanitis, a very serious, rare condition that makes Tamagotchis turn into humans. It's uncurable. Also, you were screaming on a ride that toddlers enjoy immensely.

-.- I am a human, and...I'm a scaredy cat. And bye, I'm going to go meet an insane Kuchipatchi and Mametchi and the MameMeme rollercoaster. *runs*

....

Hi, Wilson, how was the rollercoaster?

LET'S DO IT AGAIN!

*everybody goes on*

That. Was. Epic. On so many levels. Much better than the kiddie freefall.

How can you be so chill, Blue?

It's part of my charm.

Hey! I'm back! I won a giant stuffed Domo!

Let's go home...I've went on the log ride so many times that even my insides are soaked.

*drives home*

Hey, guys? We're homeee~

Zzzzz SNORE SNORE HACK HACK SNORE SNORE SNO-

*throws arm on top of Wilson's mouth* Zzzz...

....*silence*

Humm... <_<

Thanks for reading these two extremely long posts! PM us with comments, questions, pies, criticism, funny pictures...whatever! Have a great day!

*snore* BBQ chips...

Chipotle sauce...

Pesobirrrrpog...

^What the heck? o.o

 

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I am feeling uber depressed right now. =((((((

Please, don't ask. I will sound incredibly self centred and really ungrateful and mean and attention seeking if I explain.

And...four more posts until page 15...whoo. Hoo.

You know what this log needs? Chickens.

No way. That'll make me look like I'm copying somebody's log, and I don't copy off people's ideas.

It needs....barbecue sauce! Yeah! Wilson, go get me a tub of barbecue sauce, and we can dump it onto the log!!!

No! This log needs.....um......ice cream! Buckets and buckets and buckets of ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what this log needs? Randomness.

No, really?

Never would have guessed.

Yeah. Randomness.

Okay, one minute of random things that come to your mind...go!

Purple!

Thresh!

J.K. Rowling!

Bernie.

Hondaaa

Bucket

Photo

Aperture

Arial

~:> <---Chicken! For you, Adele, Diana, and Kirk! (I hope I got your names right) And, I guess...Noodle.

Teriyaki.

Gelato.

Garlic

Orange juice!

Apples

Fever

Alyssa Reid?

Alicia Keys

House keys....

House coat.

What. Randomness is over.

No! I like randomness! Keep at it!

Chipotle sauce!

What is with you and chipotle sauce?

It's yummy. ^_^

Potato!

Derp!

Please. Stop.

NEVERRR!!!

You're like a fussy old lady who won't have fun. Live a little. YOLO.

No.

CHARGE! BRING THE FUN GLITTER SPARKLES!

Fun glitter...HOLY SMOKES *runs*

YAAAH! FACE THE AWESOMENESS OF THE FUN GLITTER SPARKLES IN SUPER DUPER SUPER HUMUNGO GIGANTIC SIZE!!!

IT'S BIGGER THAN ME!

Everything's bigger than you.

Pfft. Details, details. Anyway, CHAAARGEE!!!

HAAA! *dumps tub of Fun Glitter Sparkles on Blue*

Nooo! Hey...I'm all glittery...tee hee. Yay. Tee hee. Glittery.

It worked!

Yay!

LET'S GO TO THE MOON AND TAP DANCE YAAAY

*tap dances with Blue* Look! Footprints!

Oohhh. Now get back to earth.

You're such an...un-fun Kuchipatchi! I know! Let's dump Fun Glitter Sparkles on him!

No! We shouldn't! That'll make him more insane than he actually is!

You're un-fun too! Let's dump Fun Glitter Sparkles on you too!

No! I don't need them!

Too bad! Here I come!

NO!!! *jumps on Blue*

Get...offa....me...

*wraps Blue in tape*

Mmmph mmm mmm!

Quick, Meggie! Chipotle sauce!

*hands Wilson giant tub of chipotle sauce*

*dumps on Blue*

*rips tape off Blue*

OWWWW!!!!! That really hurt! Why was I bound in tape anyway? And why did you guys dump chipotle sauce on me?? And why am I all glittery???? YOU GUYS ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE ASDFGHJKL;

Um, thanks for reading, PM us with comments, questions, and constructive criticism, or if you guys just really like us (we know you're out there....*pedo smile*). Have a great day, and RUNNN!!!!

RAWWWRRR *scary monster mode*

 

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asdfghjkl;

Only 4 more views until 3600.....

Yes, anyway, I have...PHOTOS WOOT WOOT

Oh....*random rant*

Yesterday sucked so much. First I felt so unappreciated, and then neglected, and then depressed, and then mad, and then...Wilson died RIGHT AFTER HE AND EVE GOT MARRIED VIA CONNECTION *dies*

*end rant*

Yeah. So...Wilson photo montage.

In memory of Wilson

Eh heh....:3

Connecting!

Wedding presents. :3 Doesn't Eve look cute??

Another present...yummy, cake!!!

Wilson decided to give Eve a present back.

She got a piece of yummy cake. Om nom! :3

The many antics of Eve

I bought Eve an omelette as a present, and she gobbled it all up.

 

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Sorry. Oops. D'awwwww :3

Done. Now, say hi, Grace! (V1)

Hi?

Hiiii!!!!!!!! You're my kind of kid!!!

She's a spaz. Don't be scared.

You're a spaz??!!! OMG! ME TOO! TWINS!!!

I want to be a spaz! Teach me in the art of spazziness, Sensei Grace and Shifu Eve!!!

(note: "sensei" and "shifu" both mean, basically, "teacher" and "master" in Japanese and Chinese, respectively.)

Alright. Do you, Meggie, want to be a spaz??

Yessss!!!!!

Blue?

Um, no. Just...no.

(I don't know, you sure could use lessons)

What was that?

Nothingg~

First lesson: You must summon the spaz within.

How?

You must....THROW RICE AT BLUE!!!

Wha-AAAAAAAGH!!! HEY!

Whee, I love this class!

I don't!

Yes. Have you summoned the spaz within?

Here, try this drink. It helps you spaz temporarily.

*drinks bucket* Hiii, Blue!! Hiiiii, Eve!!! Hiiiii, Grace!!!!!!!

Oh good, it works. Newest formula?

Yup.

LET'S DANCE LIKE CRAZY......THINGS! OOH YEAH!!!

*dances*

*dances better than Grace*

*dances even better than Eve*

Are you guys okay? You want to sit down?

You just don't understand the art of spazzing.

I'm glad I don't.

Thanks for reading PM us if you love us a lot just kidding PM us with comments and stuff and have a great day and remember, SPAZZZZ!!!!!!!!

 

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Hello, world.

Thank you to ChocoMonkey and CheesyNoodleTama for your wonderful ideas!!

Both suggested brilliant ideas that I will use in the near future for sure, but not today. Soon, though.

So....Eve left her baby boy. I should upload photos of her and Wilson's marriage, but I can't today and not for the next few days because I will be *dun dun dun* away for a bit. Yes, it's that time of year, where people go and ditch their hometown to go on vacation.

Well. This isn't much of a vacation, per se. More like some time off. With a bit of triplike stuff. *derp*

Right, anyway, Eve's baby is named Robert, after another person in my life that I'll miss a lot.

He's still a baby and annoying.

(By the way, Grace's colour will now be switched to green, for reasons that shall not be revealed until later)

Me? Annoying? How dare you!!!

But I dared. Pwnage!

Pfft. Teacher Grace, what must I do to be more spazzy?

You've learned the art of spaz by summoning the spaz within. Now, it is time for the true test: being spazzy without summoning or coffee or pink and orange yarn.

What does pink and orange yarn have to do with being spazzy?

5%.



Okay.....*squeezes eyes shut* OMG I'M SO EXCITED IT'S THE CANADA DAY WEEKEND ASDFGHJKL; AND I WANT A CAPPUCCINO AFSJA FIWGVJHISK JV

*falls asleep*

Shh, baby is sleeping.

BABIES CAN TAKE YELLING IT'S ALL OKAY ANYWAY I LOVE THE COLOUR REDORANGEYELLOWGREENBLUEINDIGOVIOLET I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED BUT I LOOOOVVVEEE ITTT

I think it's called rainbow?

YES RAINBOW THAT'S IT I LOOOVE RAINBOW AND I LOVE KNITTING NEEDLES AND PIANO AND MICK JAGGER AND DUCKIES AND JAPAN ANS DLKFJ SKGJ SKDJV KSLJV KAJSKVSJ I LOVE THAT TOO

I love tumblr.

I want to figure out how people post those links to gifs. I'm just a n00b like that, I know.

Anyway, I have to go now. Sorry for the impromptu ending.

Thanks for reading! Give us a shout if you have any questions, comments, tutorials, funny pictures, constructive criticism, anything! Have a great day!

I LOVE RAINBOW AND TOYS AND BLUE AND WHAT'S THAT THING THAT'S ON A STICK IT'S LIKE FROZEN JUICE KIND OF

Popsicles?

YEAH THAT'S IT POPSICLES ADSFGHJKL;

I think you taught her too well, Grace.

Well...Starbucks helped a bit...

*headdesk* That explains it.