kuchipatchi.is.blue's log of random tamaness

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Hiiii!

Thank you to Choco Monkey for following!!! That was just what I needed after this past week!

Sorry I've been M.I.A for the past few days, I know y'all missed me. Don't try to deny it. (loljk)

So....everything's actually exactly the same, because I....

Paused my Tamagotchis for 4 days straight.

I'm really ashamed of myself right now, but at the same time, it was kind of nice to have a little break.

Don't worry, I'll get back on track tomorrow.

Now, for the real, awesome news: I MIGHT BE GETTING MY 15TH iD L THIS WEEKEND YAAAAAY!!!!

Maybe. It depends on all that boring shipping stuff and what not.

Alright. Talk away, you guys.

*runs*

Wha?

My store! My store! What if evil feet attacked it?

Evil...feet? Feet are evil?

Oh, yes. Nasty, nasty creatures. They sweat, they smell, and then they....PWN you with that awful smell.

And they're always stomping on things and ruining everything. Evil, I say! They're made of pure evil!

Especially their chief, the horrible Dr. Footsweat.

Foot sweat??? What the Hanatchi?

Do not take Dr. Footsweat lightly. He is a horrible creature. His weapon of choice is the....EVIL PENCIL OF EVIL STUFF!

Actually, it's just an evil pencil that likes to poke people. And Tamagotchis.

Mhmm. And where did he make this evil pencil?

Actually, you can buy it at Evilmart for $5.99.

So....Dr. Footsweat....uses a pencil as a weapon that was bought for 6 bucks.

Yup. That foot can wield a pencil.

Bahahaha! Yes I can!

O.O.........You...are...a...giant...foot. With a face. And...a pencil.

<_< You're a bit slow, Miss Points-Out-The-Obvious-A-Lot. And yes, I am a giant foot with a face with a giant, evil pencil that I made out of goblin wood and 7.4 Angus beef hamburgers, cooked medium rare.

Actually, you can find those pencils at Evilmart for $6.

Small details. Anyway, prepare to face the DOOM OF THE FEET!

Oh yeah? Face the doom of the TOY DUCKIES! UNLEASH, DUCKIES! FWAAAA!!!!!

Your duckies are no match for my pencils and...army? Where's the army?

*chews and swallows* Your army was yummy. Green apple gummies? Delicious. And you were so kind to give them gummy pencils as well! *burps*

O.O....Oops.

CHARGE, DUCKIES!

EVIL PENCIL! POKE!

*pencil pokes duckies*

HA! YES! I WIN!

...hey! You're blue! And...*gasp*...you're blue raspberry flavoured! Yum! COME AT ME BRO, SO I CAN EAT YOUUUUU

What? Noooo-

*swallows* Yum. *burps*

Oh hey! He left his pencil!

*pokes it* I think.....*sniffs it* O_O OH MY GOTCHI IT'S MADE OUT OF CHOCOLATE YUM YUM GIMME SOME SO I CAN EAT IT *swallows pencil*

You swallowed that thing like it was a pill. What.

It's chocolate, it melts.

Sure....

Alright, now I have a special request!

Choco Monkey had a brilliant idea that...I should do a trip around the world post! I think that's a great idea, since it's the season of traveling, right?

So, this is your mission, should you choose to accept it:

You, reader, have the chance to make me go on lonelyplanet.com and work for the summer so I can research this city/country. You can request any city/country in the world you can desire! Antarctica counts! This will be probably a 10 post series.

Sorry, only 9 spots are there, because I already picked a city. Hey, I have a right to, don't I?

So...yeah. I want to hear from you guys! Don't you want to see us go crazy in random parts of the world?

Alright, enough blabbing.

I'll say! You talk too much!

Mhmm. Stop talking so much.

Thanks for reading! PM us with your city, country, questions, comments, GIFs, or evil pencils and feet! Have a great day! (I want to go to Russia, vote for that)

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to Choco Monkey and CheesyNoodleTama for your input!!!

City/country count: 3

38 pictures....@.@ Four posts, if I have the time. Derppppp

Anyway, the News of the Day:

Stopped running my TMGO. Started up my V4, which I haven't run in a while.

I found a baby boy named...Bob. Amazing name, huh?

I know. My name is made out of pure awesomeness. It's the best in the universe. No name can compete with it! Don't even try!

Oh yeah? My name, Grace, is even awesomer!!!! It means that I'm graceful!!!

You're not graceful. You tripped on a piece of dust today and fell.

Small details.

Anyway, my name is made of 100% awesomeness and totally owns your names! It's Robert! What can get more awesomer than that?

I know what's awesomer than that! Blueeee!!!! It's a name AND a colour at the same time! OWNNNNNAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I still think Bob is awesomest.

Awesomest? Is that a word?

Yeah. So is awesomer.

Awesomer is not a word.

Is so.

Is not.

Is so.

Is not.

So.

Not. Ha!

What?

You said part of the sentence. So. Not. Ha!!! I win!!! *happy dance*

I did not! That wasn't part of a sentence! That was a sentence on its own!

That wasn't even a sentence.

Who made you the English professor?

University of Craziness.

Exactly! The University of Craziness, where they teach you nothing but craziness!

No, really? I never knew.

Me neither.

.....

*awkward silence*

I want some pie.

HERE'S SOME PIE IN YO FACE!!! *smashes pie in Grace's face*

What the Hanatchi? What was that for?

I don't know. I just had a pie in my hand.

And now you have another-AUUGH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

For making me fat. Now you can be fat too, because you'll have to lick the pie off your face.

My tongue isn't that long!

Get licking, then.

Yay! I'm the only one that wasn't...pied! *happy dance*

*smashes pie in Robert's face*

Aw, Dreamtchi.

*happy dance* I win! Everybody was pied and I wasn't!

*smashes pie in Bob's face*

*smashes another pie in Bob's face*

*smashes 5 pies in Bob's face*

*Blue, Robert, and Grace* We win! You just got pied! 7 times!

Oh gotchi.

Thanks for reading and watching us get pied! Tell me, have you ever actually gotten pied? (If you're a clown, I would assume so... ) PM us with your city/country, questions, comments, constructive criticism, batteries, and burritos! Have a great day!

And always watch out; the pies might be coming for you....dun dun dun....

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Hi, everyone.

I'm a bit upset at immaturity and stuff, but let's not go into detail.

Happy Independence Day/Fourth of July, Americans. Hope you guys had an awesome day, and that the fireworks will be great this year. Save some barbecue for me, since I didn't get to have any on July 1. (loljk)

Barbecue? Did I hear barbecue? I LOVE BARBECUE ASDFHGJSKL;

Ohhhh noooo.

What? What's so Ohhhh noooo?

He goes into hyper sugar rush mode whenever somebody says "barbecue". Oh, gotchi. *facepalm*

I HEARD SOMEBODY SAY BARBECUE AGAIN AND I LOVE BARBECUE ASDFHGKDJG KJ F GIMME SOME BARBECUE TO EAT I LOOOOOVEEEEE BARBECUE

*groans* Stop overusing caps lock. Gotchi.

BUT HOW WILL PEOPLE KNOW I'M HYPER ADSFGD JIFGJ LKDFJ KSDJF SKJF KJ POUNDING THE KEYBOARD WITH MY HEAD IS FUN

*looks up* Ohhhh, I get it. My calculations are correct.

Calculations? Since when have you ever known how to do calculations?

Since 5 minutes ago. If my deductions are correct, Bob's evolving into a Gourmetchi has given him a major obsession with food.

No, really?

DID I HEAR FOOD???!!! I LOOOOVVVEEEEEE FOOD!!! FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD!!!!!

Yes.....anyway, if I'm correct, if you say any food that's in existent, he will go, for lack of a better word, bananas. Observe.

Pudding.

DID SOMEBODY SAY PUDDING? I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE PUDDING IT'S THE BEST EVER OOOH YEEAAAH PUDDING ASDJF AWIEH IWEVJ WZBIJV

Potato.

DID SOMEBODY SAY POTATO? I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE POTATO IT'S THE BEST FOOD EVER MY MOST FAVOURITE IN THE WORLD NOTHING CAN BEAT IT

Artichoke.

DID SOMEBODY SAY ARTICHOKE? I LOVE LOVE LOVE ARTICHOKES THEY'RE THE BEST IN THE WORLD NOTHING CAN BEAT IT.

Well, that's it. Pack your bags, everyone, we're going, because Bob is officially insane.

Wait....wait...wait...I got it, I got it! *says it in that communitychannel way*

Well, what is it, then?

BARBECUE AND PUDDING AND POTATOES AND ARTICHOKES AND LOTS OF OTHER FOOD LIKE FUN. I LOVE THEM ALLLLLL!!!!!

Fun. is a band.

SMALL DETAILS, I DON'T CARE I LOOOOVVVEEE FOOOOOODDD!!!!!

In order to make him calm down, we have to...attack him with a blue lightsaber, feed him 5.39328798 buckets of chipotle sauce, smash his head into a window, and staple his foot.

Ow.

*pulls out blue lightsaber, 5.39328798 buckets of chipotle sauce, and a stapler* LET'S DO THIS THING!

Why....how...

I have a big closet, I'm a pack rat, and I want revenge on him for eating my special Japanese Pocky, okay?

Sure...

I'll smash his head into a window and staple his foot, Robert will attack him with the lightsaber, and Blue will feed him the chipotle sauce. Okay?

Awesome! Remember, we have to do everything in order, okay? 3, 2, 1....CHAAARGE!!! *runs at Bob with lightsaber*

*feeds Bob chipotle sauce through a straw*

*smashes Bob's head into and staples his foot*

OW! What was that for?

Oh, you know. Curing disease.

(pretty stupid cure) *yawn* I'm hungry. Is there any food?

*Blue, Robert, and Grace* O_O

*collapses*

*dies*

Please, don't eat anything.

Thanks for reading! PM us with any cities, countries, questions, comments, barbecue sauces, whatever! Have a great night and a great Independence Day/Fourth of July!!

No, seriously, I'm hungry. Is there any pudding? PM me with pudding!

(please, don't do it, for the sake of humanity)

What was that?

Nooothing~

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

I don't know if I've mentioned it before, but thanks for over 3700 views!

I'm really sorry for not updating for....3 days....*headdesk*

I was preoccupied with 1) no photos, 2) not being able to get to a/the computer, and 3) unmentionable stuff I don't want to talk about. Unless, you know, I actually know you. Offline. Yeah, that old thing?

In other news, I might get the 15th tomorrow...=D

Le gasp! What will happen to us???!!!

What do you mean, "us"? What about ME?

What about MEEE????!!! I'm WAY more important than ALLLLL of you!!

Maybe I'll just....take out ALLL your batteries and run only the iD L!

NOOOOO!!!!

Just kidding. Maybe I'll add it to you guys and that makes 4.

Gee, thanks for the heart attack.

Yeah, thanks for making me faint a little.

No problem. ^_^

*scoffs* You guys are such babies! I'm a manly man, I didn't faint or get a heart attack because I'm too manly, and furthermore-

*sneaks up behind Robert and pokes him* Rawr. :3

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM OH MY GOTCHI I'M GOING TO DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *faints and has a "heart attack"*

:3 You're welcome, everybody.

Wub you too, Blue.

OH MY GOTCHI I HAVE MAIL!!

Open it!

*opens*

It's a fortune cookie....

Money is 2 stars, friendship is 3, and health is 2. Not bad for a Universal character!

Noooo! You weren't supposed to tell anyone that.

Well, is it wrong to be proud of who I am?

*sigh* No. Anyway, you guys probably don't know what I'm talking about. Well, Bob evolved into....

I'M HUNGRY FEED ME A SLICE OF TOAST OKAY OKAY THANKS BYE

I'm still technically "asleep".

Setting the time is a fun, fun thing. :3

Anyway, what Bob evolved into was....

That.

Hey, that was BEFORE I got Invisalign!

Too bad for you.

Also, FYI, Robert just woke up and is yawning, and he evolved into a Wooltchi, like Misa. Grace evolved into a Kuchipatchi, like her (kind of) daddy. :3

D'awww. You guys look like your ancestors. WHILE I AM A PINEAPPLE WITH LEGS, BUCK TEETH, AND INVISALIGN ASDFGHJKL

What IS Invisalign?

*spits out Invisalign thingamabobs* *holds them out to Grace* You wanna see? Take a look.

That just looks like plastic in the shape of a buck tooth (teeth?) cover.

*sigh* Forever the literal one, are we?

Yes, FOREVER LITERAL. New meme!

Only problem is, we and other readers, however scarce they are, only know about it. Nobody else.

Speaking of other readers:

City and Country count: 3.

Really? You only want us to go on a 3 day trip? ;u;

NOOO!!! PLEASE PICK SOMETHING OR BLUE WILL PICK IT AND WE DON'T WANT THAT ASDFGHJKL;

You're encouraging. <_< You don't even trust my judgement, do you?

The last time we did, you blew up a balloon that nearly killed us.

Umrightyeahokay

Thanks for reading! Feed our PM box, please!

RAWR I'M HUNGRY

Yeah. Have a great day!

*whisper* Please. We don't trust Blue's judgement and tastes anymore. PM us a city.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Yaaay, over 3800 views!

To me, they went way up after yesterday. @.@ (stalkermuch)

City/Country count: 3. Really? That means I get to pick the last 7 cities. >:3

....fine, I'll give you guys one more day. But that's it. Don't worry, I'll pick fun cities. c:

*sigh* Fine. I'll be resigned to our fate. Cities Blue likes.

Let's see, I was thinking London, Milan, Cancun, somewhere in Belgium, China, Japan....

Okay, I'm liking this a bit more don't PM Blue with any cities alright? Okay!

(Well, if you REALLY want a certain city, do PM me, because I'll have to...*dun dun dun* WORK!!! To, you know, research the city.)

On to more pressing matters; I LOST MY LEFT SHOE ASDFGHKFJ SLKFJA SLDKFJ AWLVJ DKJ WHAT DO I DO

*points* It's on your foot.

*looks at foot* Oh.

<_< How can you lose a shoe when it's on your foot?

My feet aren't really sensitive, okay?

*pokes Bob's foot*

-and you know, the doctor has tried prescribing medication, and sometimes I can feel my foot, but-

*hits Bob's foot*

-and it sucks, you know? No feeling in my foot, and-

*blasts Bob's foot with a machine gun that shoots bunnies*

-the doc thinks I have a problem, and-Did you say something, Blue?

Nothing.

:/ Okay. I thought I felt something on my ffffffff-inger.

You have no fingers.

Bob's hand is one solid finger.

*looks at hand* Aw, Dreamtchi.

Okay time for photos now, yeah?

Doing that weird walk thing

Wub wub wub and then FIREWORRRKKKSSSS

And...one baby boy hatches...

And three follow! (loljk there were only two)

So excited for the boy to come, asdfghjkl;

And that blob baby comes all on its own, like sea turtles! xDD

Here's a random picture that somebody I know very well took of my V1. Nice, huh?

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Sadly, that baby boy...passed away with his daddy. *failfailfailfail*

So, we start again with a little, bouncing egg.

Out of the egg comes...

Grace!

Grace's Life so far in my Photobucket album

Random bouncing around and...MEDICINE...dun dun dunnn....

The awesomeness of a rolling Kinakomotchi. (Ha! I spelled it right!)

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Grace (continued)

Grace evolved into a fiery Hinotamatchi!

Good word to use to describe Hinotamatchi, Blue. Firey.

I believe it is F-I-E-R-Y.

Running a race!

Splut. xDD

Connecting: Grace and...Mametchi who's name I forget because my memory sucks!

Bob

Bob as a little baby. :,)

When he was little and annoying, you mean.

I wasn't THAT annoying...

Bob as a Mizutamatchi!

Talking to Miss Frill about school and nerves.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Bob (continued)

He receives his present, a backpack or something!

You all know what Robert looks like, right?

...no?

I'll show you guys later this week.

Thanks for reading! We'll be starting up our trip around the world very soon, thanks to Choco Monkey for the idea! Choco also had another great idea that we'll use in the very near future. Feed our PM box with delicious mail, and have a great day!

(mail is delicious with chipotle sauce)

Oh, shut up about chipotle sauce.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama for today's idea!

Starting with photos today...

...wait...random update...

Bob graduated from school and received a diploma from Mr. Canvas!

...and he's yelling at him....rude, Bob!

I can't help it...he's kicking me out of his awesome class...

And the job mail came!

Airplane pilot or bus driver....yes! Bob is a...bus driver! I think!

I'll have to check later.

*happy dance* I'm out of school, I'm out of school, I have a job, I have a job!

Bob

The random antics of Bob as a Gourmetchi.

And during his obsessive food phase....*shudder*

More random antics.

Graduating from preschool...what a big boy!

Ooh! I got mail!

Open it!

It's a letter...FROM THE GOTCHI KING!

...he's sent me a present!

.....OH MY GOSH!!!! A PLANE TICKET!!!!!!!

Yay, we get to go on vacation!

Another log idea. Ooh, I know! That ticket can be saved for our trip around the world! (of course, if Bob doesn't die...)

What was that?

Nothing. *innocent whistling*

Bob as an adult.

BEFORE Invisalign.

Doesn't Bob look cuter close up?

No.

No.

YES! YESSSS! I LOOK STUNNING!!!!!! *strikes pose*

o.o No...just no...

My only photo of Grace

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Robert

Just a refresher on what he looks like.

Modelling a bow tie!

I look rather dashing don't I? Beautiful! Mwa!

No.

No.

<_< Party poopers.

I grew a plant, and instead of delicious Gotchi points, I got a sun/flower/thingy!

Sunflower thingy? xD

<_< Look at the slashes. See the slashes.

Okay, today's idea:

We're supposed to have a random party for no reason whatsoever.

A random party for no reason whatsoever requires....ICE CREAM CAKE!

I'll get it! *runs to DQ*

*1.29342938429838 seconds later*

I'm back with the ice cream cake!

*swallows ice cream cake*

o.o

What? I do have SOME Gourmetchi blood, you know.

I see...now what?

Now we order chicken wings, because every party requires chicken wings.

*dials number*

Hello, this is Bobbert's Chicken, all chicken, all the time, 24/7. Would you like to try our newest item, Chicken Banana Smoothies?

Um...no thanks. I'd like an extra extra extra extra extra large dish of chicken wings, grilled, add chipotle sauce, hold the pepper.

Alright. Your delivery will come soon.

Thanks. *hangs up*

Who's credit card are we using to pay?

I don't have one.

Neither do I, since I don't have any Gotchi points.

Mine was maxed out.

On what?

A piano.

They don't sell pianos on V3's.

Who said I had to buy it on the V3?

....

Well, Bob, I guess you're paying. Hand over the cash.

What? No!

*bored voice* We all know about your secret stash of money under your mattress. Hand it over or I'll do it for you.

*runs and gets money*

^_^ Thanks. *stashes in secret hiding place*

Now, the most important part of the party: the partying! Put on some music!

*hits play on TamaPhone*

And IIIII will always love yoooouuuuuuu....

...o.o That's not party music.

Oops.

HEY I HEARD YOU WERE A WILD ONE, OOOHHH SOMETHING SOMETHING I FORGOT THE WORDS

BETTER! Let's dance!

I WILL TOTALLY PWN YOU IN DANCING KFLSDJ FKJDF

OH YEAH? IT'S ON!

*dance battle ensues*

*eats popcorn*

OISJF ZIRJG IKRJG SDFJ SKEJFJFISOEJF OIEJS THERE'S SOME HAIR IN MY PUNCH

^_^ " Oops. It's some of my wool, sorry.

HA! YOU STOPPED DANCING! I WIN THE DANCE OFF!

Aw....D:

AS PART OF THE BET, YOU HAVE TO PUT ON A CHICKEN SUIT AND RUN OUT IN PUBLIC AND GO "I'M A MONKEY!"

*puts on chicken suit*

It's so stuffy in here.

Too bad. Go!

I'M A MONKEY I'M A MONKEY I'M A MONKEY!

Mua hahahaha! It is I, the evil Monkey Lord!

What the Hanatchi?

You chanted the Monkey Lord Summoning chant! So...you are stuck with me for eternity!

*comes out* Hi. *chew chew* Did you guys have the chips? *chew chew* Oh, hey, giant evil monkey dude. How's it going?

"Giant evil monkey dude"? HOW DARE YOU!!!! *rages*

FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT, I SHALL EAT ALL OF YOUR EGGS!

Noooo!!! Save the eggs!

MUA HAHAHA! *runs inside the house*

Get him!

OM NOM NOM NOM NOMMITY NOM NOM NOM *gobbles up eggs*

GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND STOP EATING THE EGGS THAT'S MY BREAKFAST TOMORROW

TOO BAD! >:3

*whispers to Grace* Did I mention the Power of the Spaz can defeat him?

I SUMMON....THE POWER OF THE SPAZ! HAAA! LSIDFJ SKFIJS IDVJ SKDJV

*blasts Monkey Lord with spaz power*

NOOOOO!!!!

Ha! You are now trapped in a snowglobe from Alaska!

Nooooo!!!!

Too bad, so sad, nyah nyah ni nyah nyah! >:3

*yawn* I've had too much partying. I'm pooped. *collapses* SNORE SNORE HACK HACK SNORE

.....*awkward silence*

Well, time to end the post.

Thanks for reading! Give us a shout if you have any questions, comments, or ideas you'd like to see featured in future posts! (You will obviously be credited, don't worry.)

Have a great day!

....did anyone notice that the chicken wings didn't show up?

Aw, Dreamtchi. And I accidentally blasted Bob's money and it disintegrated.

Pfft....FAIL

EDIT: Whoops, sorry, forgot to add one thing:

I knit this chicken yesterday using the pattern from Teeny Tiny Mochimochi (google it if you're interested). I need a name for him. :/ My friend suggested I name him Mr. McChicken. What do you guys think?

Ciao!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Hiii, world!

Thank you to Choco Monkey for today's idea!

I've got the list of cites/countries almost finalized, I begin research...today. Maybe.

Lalalalalala

*sips smoothie* Life is good. And calm.

*calmness*

Zen....

OMMMM.....

......

*runs into the room* WHAT DO I PACK I NEED TO PACK I DON'T HAVE A PACKING LIST WHAT DO I DO ASKDJF DSJG ISJG IJSFDV *dies*

So much for the calmness and Zen.

Aw, you ruined the calm spalike moment!

Girls, girls.

I'm a guy. <.<

But you sure act like one. Anyway, don't worry, we're going to a spa after the trip.

YAY A SPA I'M SO EXCITED *happy dance*

(He's the one who's most like a girl)

What was that?

Nothing! ^_^

<_< I knew you said something. Come on, out with it!

I told you. I said Nothing.

Actually, he did say Nothing.

<.<

Trololol

Now, onto more pressing matters: WHAT SHOULD I PACK I NEED A PACKING LIST I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO PACK ADSF FJSKDGJ ISJG SOIGJ

You don't know what to pack? I'll tell you what to pack: a parka, knitting needles, and some ants.

No way. Those things are stupid.

Knitting needles aren't stupid.

YOU DARE OFFEND THE GREAT UNICORN? YOU SHALL PAAAAAAYY. UNICORNS! ATTACK!!! HIYAAAHHH!!!

Aw, not again. I thought we were done being attacked by crazy animals yesterday.

We never are done with being attacked by crazy animals/people/teapots/etc. (I did say teapots. Stay tuned....)

UNICORNS! HORN POKES!

*10 unicorns go and poke Grace*

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Hey, this makes a face: wOw. And OWWW!

*10 unicorns go and poke Robert*

Stop poking me!

Be quiet, idiaut!

I believe it's i-dee-it. Get your English right.

*pokes Robert even harder*

Oooow....;u;

*10 unicorns go and poke Bob*

Eee hee. It's fun to poke you. You're so squishy! *pokepokepokepoke*

<_< STOP POKING ME OR I'LL-

*10 more unicorns go and poke Bob*

Owowowowowowoowowwow stop stop stop

*one unicorn tramples Bob slightly*

Ow.

*one unicorn pokes Blue*

Heehee. That tickles!

I'm trying not to hurt you.

Why...?

So you won't pluck my mane.

...o.o Okay then. I'm cool with that.

OWOWOWOWOWOW

Resistance is futile! The power of the spaz nor chipotle sauce will help you this time! Muahahahhahahahaha!

Wait, how do you know that?

I stalk your log.

...What the Hanatchi?

What?

....

YOU DARE THREATEN TO BREAK MY UNICORNS, BOB? UNICORNS! TRAMPLE!

*unicorns trample house*

;u; Nuuuu...my house...it's where I keep all my cool stuff....(Big Bang Theory xDD)

HAHA! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME! OR MY UNICORNS!

I would (ow) destroy them (ow) but unicorns are too innocent to destroy (ow) and there's no point anyway (owowowow!)

Hey, guys. Stop poking us.

No, sorry. *poke* I have orders from the Great Unicorn.

Hey, Great Unicorn?

SPEAK WHEN YOU ARE SPOKEN TO, INFERIOR HUMAN! AND ADDRESS ME AS "OH, SUPREME RULER OF EVERYTHING AWESOME GREAT UNICORN!"

<_< Oh, supreme ruler of everything awesome Great Unicorn, will you order your unicorns to stop poking us? Pretty please?

SINCE YOU ASKED SO NICELY, UNICORNS! RETREAT BACK TO THE CAVE OF AWESOMENESS!

Awww....can I stay?

NO, WE NEED YOU TO COOK DINNER TONIGHT. GOOD BYE, AND WE'LL SEE YOU AGAIN FOR TEA AND COOKIES!



*unicorns leave*

Look at me now! I have poke marks all over me!

Mhmm.

Thanks for reading! Ask us any questions, or give us any comments, constructive criticism, GIFS, oatmeal raisin cookies, pictures, whatever you want! Have a great day!

Can we keep one of the unicorns?

NO.

I wasn't asking you.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Hi!!!!!

We're almost ready to start our adventure around the world. Since I am a notorious procrastinator, I will be rushing to get a list of countries/cities done tonight.

Yeah? Cool?

I don't have many Tamagotchi photos today, because my Tamagotchis have remained paused for a few days and I'm still catching up with the growth. So, no marriages, just fun little animations I can now catch because it's summmeeerrrr~ (has been for a while xD)

Let's get started!

Robert

face, face, and when you have no more hope, BOOM, face!

Bob and his mail

A letter? I thought NOBODY wanted to send Bob a Valentine...xD

That's not true! I have LINES AND LINES of fangirls just waiting to catch a glimpse of the absolutely fabulous ME!

If by "girls" you mean "76 year old Tamagotchi Otikitchis", then yes, they are fangirls.

Bob has lines and lines of matchmakers after him? Sounds to me that they're the ones trying to help him find a wife.

Look who's talking! The matchmaker hasn't paid YOU a visit yet, hasn't she?

Girls, girls. Stop fighting!

....I feel really lazy today so I won't show you guys the pictures of my Teeny Tiny Mochimochi. >:3

Now, onto the To Do List:

-Pack

-Pack

-Pack

-Pack

-Do some research

-Pack

ALL THAT PACKING ASDFGHJKL; I'M GOING TO DIE ASDFGHJKL; SO MUCH STRESS AOIEFJ KSDJF KLSDJ FKDSJ

Ok, so what do I have to pack:

A comb, shampoo, and shoes. Oh, and a toothbrush. And mosquito repellent. And my notebook.

*closes suitcase* Done.

I HAVE TO PACK 11 DIFFERENT OUTFITS AND 11 PAIRS OF SHOES AND ALL MY BATHROOM STUFF AND 17 BOTTLES OF CHIPOTLE SAUCE AND 5 STARBUCKS LATTES MY LIFE IS A WRECK ASDKFJ ASGJ KSJDG FKIJ *dies*

*closes suitcase* Why does Grace always stress about packing? It's just putting stuff into a suitcase, bam, you're done.

Do keep in mind that she's a girl and doesn't pack nearly as little things as you.

*looks inside suitcase* Oh. Right.

*hauls in suitcase the size of a fridge* OKAY! I'M READY TO START PACKING!

Uh oh....

Let's see.....

*10 days later*

*closes suitcase* I'm done packing!

SNORE-what? Huh? You're done!

It's been....10 days.....o.o

Yup! Aren't I a fast packer? ^_^

No. You're the slowest packer on earth.

<_< Gee, thanks.

Now *grunt* to get this thing *grunt* into *grunt* the car.

That thing is the size of the car.

Grace, you don't need that much space.

YES I DO YES I DO YES I DO!

*zips open suitcase*

*drowned in mountain of stuff*

Blue? Blue??!! Oh no! We lost Blue!

Oh nooooo!!!! Blue has all our plane tickets and is the only one who knows how to get to the airport!!! Oh no!!!

Does this mean we can't go on our trip? ;u;

YES, IT DOES, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR PACKING SO MUCH USELESS STUFF!!!

Fine. <_< I'll go and take out all the stuff that's "useless".

*throws a bajillion things over her shoulder, like a tub of Chocolate Explosion ice cream, a plastic hedgehog, and an inflatable palm tree*

There. Only my clothes, bathroom stuff, teddy bear, shoes, and tPhone remain. Happy?

Yup. *crams stuff into bag* And it can be kept in the new bag I made you: It has separate compartments for EVERYTHING! And it can fold and unfold, so you can hang it on a closet rod and keep all your stuff in their little cubbies! Like it? =D

Yeah! I love it!!! Thanks, Robert! Ooh, and you picked a really nice fabric too!

*blushes a teeny bit*

*groans* No. Please. Don't. Don't go and get married and have twins like your parents did.

Pfft! No! He's my brother! I can't do that!

Yup. A brother-sister thing. You, on the other hand....>:3

NO! BANISH THE THOUGHT! And I found Blue!!

Huh? Hi, guys. Grace, are you really going to bring that Yamaha baby grand piano?

Nope! Robert fit all my stuff into this bag he made! *pats bag*

Aw, that's sweet of you to make it, Robert.

Anyway, thanks for reading!

Our adventure will start in 3 days max (There! I've set a deadline! Now I have to get going and do research).

Give us a shout if you have any comments or questions, have a great night, and look out for CheesyNoodleTama's and my joint post this month!

EDIT: If you're curious and absolutely MUST know, I changed some of the pictures.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

I finally have the list of cities done! *happy dance*

2 days until it starts!

Anyway, I have no ideas for today...nothing....

My Teeny Tiny Mochimochi. Mostly animals. The one that's cut off on the side is a ghost. When I'm finally done knitting these little things I'll try to get a big group photo together.

Bunny. My mom and sib thought it was a giant head of garlic before it's ears and face went on. <_<

Right, that's done.

Seriously, I actually am drained. No ideas whatsoever.

Then what's the point of updating?

So we can talk? Duh?

<_< Thanks, Sir Points-Out-The-Obvious-A-Lot.

Maybe I have no ideas because I'm trying to multitask.

Well, what are you doing?

Slowly updating and making flashcards on Quizlet for musical Italian/German terms (FUNNNNN). I have to do theory stuff.....ATTACCA, ALLEGRETTO, TUTTI, MIT AUSDRUCK, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

Maybe we can quiz you! =D

No. That will bore our readers (reader?) to death.

Aw....(I wanted to see you fail at this)

What was that?

*singsong voice* Nothing!

Well, what ARE we going to do?

*pulls out bowl* We're going to go fish for random ideas! Everybody, take a slip of paper!

Okay...

Sure....*takes slip of paper*

*takes slip of paper with teeth*

Ewwwww!!!!!!!

What?

<_< Anyway, everyone, open up your slips of paper! *opens up slip of paper*

I got...."Roll around in sprinkles and chocolate ice cream."

Mine is "Go skating."

Mine says "Make fortune cookies and give them to neighbours."

I have "Buy 100000 rubber chickens and have a party."

So...what should we do?

I vote for skating.

It's summer.

So?

Skating isn't a summer thing.

I'm going to draw another slip. ....

I got "Make up awards for each other".

I award Blue with "Most Likely to get Lost in a Pile of Stuff"!

I award Grace with the "Pack Rat" award!

And Bob gets "Biggest Buck Teeth"!

We should have a ceremony for this.

Yeah!

*2 hours later*

Welcome to the First Annual Awards For No Reason Whatsoever, or FAAFNRW!

FAAFNRW? How do you pronounce that? Fa-a-fin-row. Huh?

....

Anyway, on to our first award!

The "Big Brainy Bus" goes to...Robert!

Yay! Thanks to the fans, and to the...fans...and to my.....friends....

What friends?

And...um...thanks for the award!

Moving on...

The "Pack Rat Pearl" and the "Girlie Glam" awards go to...Grace!

*fans face* Ohmygosh I've waited for so long and I'm really excited to get these awards and it really means a lot to me and pie is good and thanks to the fans and my friends and family and the giant evil monkey dude and I love flowers and I love music and I love sunscreen and I love EVERYTHING! *faints*

Um.....

*dumps bucket of cold water on Grace*

WAAAGH! I'M FREEZING! AND I'M WET AND THIS SUCKS ADN SFJA SIDFJ SDKCFJS DIFJ OAWEIJFLAWIRJVA ;OI

Last award....the "Big Buck Teeth" trophy to Bob!

Thanks for the award. Kthxbye

And that concludes the FAAFNRW!

(I feel like I've seen this idea before in somebody's log (bad memory much). :/ If it's yours, please please let me know so I can give you credit, ok? )

Thanks for reading! T minus 2 days until we go around the world! Drop us a PM in our hungry box, have a great day, and we'll see you tomorrow!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Over 3900 views!! Thanks!

4 stars....-.-

Only 4?

Yeah. -3-

Gotchi.

Yup. And two anons.

Whee.

Well, let's get over that, and review our itinerary:

....

I lost it.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????????!!!!!!! DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE NOT GOING ON VACATION MY DREAMS ARE RUINED OH NO I WILL NEVER BECOME A STAR ASDJF OISDJ SOIFJ SJFD *dies*

By "lost" you mean "It's in another room and I'm to lazy to get it".

^ Yup. ^_^

!!! Thanks for the heart attack, Blue! That's so mean, teasing me and making me think my dreams were ruined for like 2 seconds!!!! *whacks Blue*

*rubs arm* Ow. Who knew Kuchipatchis could hit so hard?

*raises hand/paw/stub/thing* I knew!

You don't say.

These are my battle scars from Grace hitting me.

They're covered in Hello Kittytchi bandaids.

And I had to kiss them better when you first got your "scars".

Small details.

Pffttt....xDDD BLACKMAIL MATERIAL

What? DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT BLACKMAILING ME!

I'm thinking about it. :]

Never fear, my memory erasing machine is here! We just have to blast Grace with some memory erasing rays and it'll be good as new!

Wait, don't you think that-

*blasts Grace with memory thingamabob*

Huh? What? Who are you? What's this place, what am I, what's my name???!!! I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ASKJF SDKJF J

Yeah, I was worrying about that.

Um...thanks for reading! Give us a PM, because there are 10 of you following me in my little corner of TT...I know who you are....*pedo smile*

Just kidding.

Have a great day!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ARE YOU WRITING DOWN WHAT I'M SAYING WHY YOU-

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to Ringotchi123 for your suggestions and help!!

......

Another follower???!!! YAAAAAAYYYY

Thank you to Ringotchi123 for following!!

....

asdfghjkl;

I have to go. What. Rude.

Well....looks like this trip has to be postponed for a little. I promise to start it up ASAP because I actually do want to write derpy posts about us being crazy in random parts of the world.

And in actual Tamagotchi news, Robert and Grace both got married.

Thanks for reading and sticking with me all this time! (4 more months until our 1 year anniversary! =O) PM me with any of your comments, questions, suggestions, whatever! They're welcomed by very huggy arms.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama for the name ideas for my chicken!!

Hello!

It turns out that I do have time to post today after all.

Logwise, before we start: Robert ditched us, but may make a special apperance sometime during our trip.

Joint post and Ringotchi123's ideas will be featured after this trip

Cool?

Refresher on colours (in case you got mixed up):

IT'S ME!

Grace.

Bob

Robert's daughter, Leila.

We'll start out with just us for now, but Grace and Bob are due to leave anytime now so they might ditch us in random parts of the world. <_< (ditchers)

Enough blabbing.

Without further ado, I declare the start of the first Trip Around the World (or TAW) of Blue's Log of Random Tamaness!! (which reminds me, I really need to change my log name)

So...where's our first stop?

Canada.

But we don't even need a plane, then!

We're taking a plane anyway. To the airport!

*at some random airport*

Hello? Miss? .....random animal/human things? We need to see your passports.

Oh, um, right...it's in here somewhere....*searches in bag*

*1 hour later* Found them! *hands passports to person*

Okay. Here you go. Are all your bags carry on?

Yup.

Good. Just proceed over there for the security thingamabobs to make sure you guys aren't weirdos with bombs, ok?

Why would I want to carry a BOMB???!! That's insane and who would do that and-

*claps hand over Grace's mouth* Shut up! Don't embarrass your daughter like that!

(Grace's daughter will take this colour for now) Yeah, mommy, don't do that to me!

Well, time to go to security!

Hello. Please put your bags, shoes, and all the random stuff you have except for your clothes in these bins, and walk through this giant thingamabob, ok?

Why do we even have to put our bags in those bins and have it go through that funny thing, couldn't you guys just search our bags and then-

*pushes Grace through that doorway thing*

*walks through it*

Beep beep beep beep beep beep

Huh? What?

Sir, we'll need to give you a pat down.

But there's no point. You know what set it off? This! *opens mouth*

Whoa. You got a tongue piercing? How come you never told me? I thought we were friends! Rude!!

<_< Not that, stupid. This! *points to teeth* I got a crown on my back molar.

Ohhhh. Ok. Go. Bye.

Well, that was embarrassing.

You don't say.

Well, all we have to do is wait.

*everybody sits down*

*2.485757 minutes later*

I'm so booorrreeedddd. Will somebody play with me???!

*completely absorbed in knitting*

*reading magazine*

*asleep and drooling*

*pokes Bob over and over* Uncle Bob. Uncle Bob. Uncle Bob. Will you play with me??? Plleeeaasee????

Zzz-huh? What? Oh, Leila. Um, sure.

Yay! Let's play...Dollhouse! Wait, I don't have a dollhouse...

How about this: I'll teach you a game, and then we can go to Tim Hanatchi's for donuts, okay?

Yaaay! Thank you, Uncle Bob!

*25 minutes later*

Flight 696 is boarding now.

Huh? Oh, that's us. Let's go!

*on the plane*

This seat is too small, it's too cramped, the tray table is dirty, and-

*stuffs napkin in Grace's mouth* Shut up! At least we aren't in the third class cabin.

*falls asleep* Snooorreee...

Guys, try to be good at least for a few hours, okay?

HOURS?? WE'RE HERE FOR A FEW HOURS? WHY-

*falls asleep*

*falls asleep*

*a few hours later*

WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WE'RE HEEERREEE.

Huh? What? It's over already? NEVER WAKE ME UP WHEN I'M SLEEPING RAAWWWRRR

*evil death glare* We're on a plane.

Which means, "Shut up. Please."

Fine.

*on the streets*

Let's go buy maple syrup! Ooh! I see a moose and a beaver! Let's go talk to them!

Wait-

Hello. I'm Moose.

I'm Beaver.

Hiii, Moose! Hiii, Beaver! I'm Leila and this is Bob and Grace and Blue!

That's very interesting, would you like some maple syrup?

Yes, yes, oh yes! Please please please!

Would you like pancakes with that?

Yay yay yay yay! Yes!

*whispers to Blue* That'll be $50.

What? Hanatchi no! Leila, please tell me you didn't-

*turns around* Wha? Theesh pancakesh are yummeh!

...All I can say is...RUN! SO VERY FAR AWAY! *sprints away*

*Bob, Grace, and Leila run after them*

HEY! BLUE! YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE PANCAKES AND SYRUP! BLUE! HACK HACK SNORT SNORT HACK HACK I CAN'T RUN! BEAVER! AFTER THEM!

BEAVER MINIONS! ARISE!

*a bunch of beavers 5 cm tall rise from the ground*

ATTACCCKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THOSE $50!!!

Aw man! Not another crazy animal attack!

Blue, isn't this getting a little old?

*tiny beavers are wielding carrot sticks*

That's better. ^_^

AFTER THEM, MINIONS!

RUN!

BEAVERS! FORCE FEED THEM CARROT STICKS!

That's a good way to attack.

QUICK! RANCH DIP!

*pours ranch dip all over beavers*

AAGH! OH NO! BEAVERS! RETREAT! DON'T DIE!

....

Well. That was very eventful.

Yeah. Let's go to the hotel.

Um...thanks for reading! PM us with any questions or comments, ideas or suggestions, whatever! Have a great day!

Next city: NYC.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

-.-....

Well, thank you for your honesty, whoever rated my log 4 stars. That only means I have to work harder.

Anyway, next destination: New York City...

Pack up your bags, guys, we're going to the Big Apple!

*sits up* Big apple? Where? TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!!!!!

No, no, no. Not a big apple. The Big Apple!

BIG APPLE? WHERE? TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!! I WANT THAT BIG APPLE!!!

I give up.

*in NYC*

WHERE'S THE BIG APPLE? GIVE ME THE BIG APPLE!

There is no big apple. Look at the skyline! Isn't it nice?

O_O...oooohhh...pretty...

Aaaahhh.....so calm....

....

I DON'T SEE NO BIG APPLE WHERE IS IT ASDFGHJKL;

I give up. You'll find the big apple later, okay?

YAY A BIG APPLE DOES EXIST

<_< When will he learn?

Never.

*at Times Square*

I wanna go to the Toys R Us!

NO! I want to go and eat!

I want to look at the wax figures!

...I want to look at the stuff people on the street are selling...like anybody will listen to me...

TOYS R US!

EATING!

WAX FIGURES!

Cool, also cool, just plain creepy.

My idea's cool?

And mine?

Yeah. Let's go do all of those except for Bob's.

WHHHYYYY???

Because wax figures creep me out.

*two hours later*

*burrrp* That pie was really good.

*muffled* Fanks for the bear, Bue!

^_^ You're welcome. Now, to the Statue of Liberty!

~~~

O_O...whoa...the view....wow...I'm at a loss for words...

Now that's something you don't see every day.

<_< Shut up.

If you're at a loss for words, why are you still talking?

No need to be literal, Leila.

That's a really nice view. *takes pictures*

GIVE ME THAT CAMERA!!

Why?

IF I ZOOM IN, I MIGHT FIND THE BIG APPLE! =D

No. Just...no.

*at Central Park*

*flops onto bench* I'm tired.

You're tired? How can you be tired?

*tags Leila* TAG, YOU'RE IT!

Heeey! That's not fair, Uncle Bob! PREPARE TO BE PWNED BY THE AWESOMENESS OF MIZUTAMATCHIS!!!! AAAAAA-

Ow! You don't have to tag that hard!

*tags Grace*

Ow! I don't want to play, though!

TOO BAD, SO SAD, NOW YOU'RE IT FOREVER!

Oh yeah? *whacks Bob* TAG! NOW YOU'RE IT! *runs*

*1 hour later*

I'm...pooped....*flops on ground*

*muffled * Ow.

I'm...so...tired....*falls asleep*

WHERE'S THE BIG APPLE I WANT TO FIND IT ASDFHGLSKDJFL

Wait, we didn't even get to the good part...

*Grace and Leila* Snorrreee....

Well.

Thanks for reading! Comments, questions, constructive criticism (I know there is some to be given to me ), and suggestions are always, always welcome. Have a great day!

HEY WAIT A MINUTE I DIDN'T FIND THE BIG APPLE WHERE IS IT ASDFSHDG SJDKLF J

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

*jaw drops*

NO. WAY.

OVER 4000 VIEWS?

Those views went way up.

YAAAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!!

*explody fireworks*

I'm that guy on the right.

Thank you guys so so so so so so so so much for getting up to way over 4000 views, 11 followers, 15 pages, and 19 votes! (Okay, it's still 4 stars, but that's pretty good, right? xD)

Thank you. Thank you. To you and you and you and you and you and you and you and-

Stop. You're going to fill up the entire post with "and you"s.

-you and you and you and you and you and you and you and-

*tapes Blue's mouth* Shut up!

-mm you mm you mm you mm you

*rips tape off mouth* OOOOWWWW

Okay, I'm done. Thanks and big hugs to aaaalllll of you!

Anyway, after that happiness, I have some sad news.

Bob died. ._.

In comes his (kind of) daughter, Lilly! Named after my first girl Tama.

Hi...I'm Lilly...is this normal?

The tumblr stuff? No. The thank you's and the "and you"'s? No.

Nothing about Blue is normal. And all girls, yay!

Wait, Blue's a girl? Oohhhh, riiiiggghtt. I knew that! ^_^

<_< Gee, thanks.

Today's city is courtesy of CheesyNoodleTama: Sydney, Australia!

We'll be watching a show at the Sydney Opera House and snorkelling in the Great Barrier Reef. Cool?

Opera? Boooorrringg.

It's just some random people going "HAAAAA!" at pitches that are not possible.

Don't judge it until you know it. Let's go!

*at the Sydney Opera House*

Snoreee...zzzz....

O_O...it's beautiful...

It's *sniff* bringing tears to my eyes! How tragic!

What'd you say? I can't hear you, I have two gigantic stuffed cats pressed at my ears so they won't, you know, explode.

*whacks Lilly* Shut up! I want to hear the singer! ...oh...it's so beautiful...

And...so tragic....

WAAAH!

Blue? *pokes Blue* Blue?

Snooooreee stoppokingme snooorreeee

Blue? *pokes Blue* Blue? *pokes Blue* Blue? *pokes Blue*

CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE???!!! WHAT IS IT???!!!

SHUT UP, BLUE! WE'RE TRYING TO WATCH THE OPERA!

*waggles fingers and smiles* Hi.

O_O

asdjfsdkfj slkdjf skd

*falls asleep*

Shh, here comes the good part!

Laaaa!

*fangirl squeal* It's beautiful!

Blue? *pokes Blue* Blue? *pokes Blue* Blue? *pokes Blue*

WHAT IS IT NOW ASDJF SKDJ I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!

I have to go to the washroom.

-.- *headdesk* Fine. I'll go with you. We better come back in time for the end of the show. I want to see what happens.

(But you were asleep from the moment it started)

What was that?

HURRY UP, I NEED TO GO!!!

Fine! You better be fast.

~~~

Finally. You're done.

Yup. ^_^

*Blue and Lilly sit down in their seats*

Laaaa!

*curtains go down*

Whaaaattt???!!! We missed the ending!

*sob* It was so beautiful! And tragic! And wonderful!

It brought *sniff* tears to my eyes! It was brilliant!

I thought it was boring.

LILLY YOU MADE ME MISS THE ENDING ASDFGHJKL;

Well, I had to go! Can I control that? I don't think so! And besides, how can you pay attention? You were asleep the entire time!!!

Fine. You win. (kids these days)

How about we go get some lunch and you guys tell TT what happened to you, okay?

Nom nom. Yummy. :3 Anyway, I stayed exactly the same, although I'm due to leave any day now.

I evolved into Piroriroritchi. The black star shaped thing.

I don't know what I evolved into, but I'm cute. :3

I evolved into...nothing.

Are you guys done?

Yup! Let's go!

*at the Great Barrier Reef*

Wow! Look at all the fish and coral! This is awesome!

The water is so...blue!

Like me? xD

No, not like you. You're human coloured.

Human colour is a raaainbow.

Why do we have to wear these funny masks and tubes?

So we won't, you know, die.

Oh. We don't want that to happen.

No, we don't.

Oh! I saw a dolphin! Hiii, dolphin!

Hello!

I saw a sea turtle! Hiii, sea turtle!

Yo.

Ooh, fish! Hiii, fish!

*a bunch of little fish* Hello!

Gasp! I saw clownfish! Hello, little clownfish! *pets clownfish*

Ooh, an anemone!

Wait, don't touch-

OWWW!

-it.

Ow ow ow ow ow ow!

I'll take her to the shore. *swims away*

Wait, get me a-never mind.

Thanks for reading! Feed our hungry, hungry PM box with any questions, comments, suggestions, constructive criticism, whatever! Brush your teeth, stay in school, and don't touch anemones! Have a great day!

Byeeee!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you to Blue tama1234 for your comments!

Thank you to bunnychi43 for following!

Thanks to alllll of you, guests, members, readers, followers, and fans(?) for getting over 4100 views!

Logwise: Grace left last night and ditched her daughter, Em. She's a Kinakomotchi.

Lilly is a Young Memetchi, on the way to becoming a Memetchi and then a Makiko!

I don't know what Leila will become.

Step right up, pick a colour, any colour!

I want this one. It looks kind of like my mom's.

Oh. Hi, Em!

Hello, Em!

Hi! Hi!

Alright, today's country: China!

Agenda: Dim sum at a random restaurant, and looking for pandas. Cool?

Yes! I love dim sum!

Hullo. Welcome to Random Chinese Restaurant! You like some deem sum, yeah?

Uh, yes. Order, guys!

Cha siu bao! (barbecue pork bun)

Ha cheong! (rice rolls with shrimp inside)

Ha gao! (steamed shrimp dumplings)

Gai fan! (rice with chicken)

And...uh...lo bak goh! (steamed radish cakes)

(side note: this is all in Cantonese, okay? Not Mandarin.)

Ok.

So...I'm bored...

I know. You want to play cards?

Sure.

I want to play!

Me too!

Let's play Big 2.

....

I'll go first! Full house of 3's!

Full house of 4's! OH!

....pass.

<_< Pass.

HA! IN YOUR FACE!

Aw.

1 5.

1 6.

1 7.

1 8.

1-

HERE IS YO FOOD AND BILL! HAVE A NICE DAY!

Well.

...

Nom nom nom. :3 Pass the soy sauce, will you?

You dumped buckets of it already on your ha cheong.

So? It needs more.

But your cholesterol and health don't.

Put some on your rice.

*swallows cha siu bao* Yum.

This...cheong fun...is so good....*eats entire plate*

*eats all the ha cheong and lo bak goh* I'm so full.

Same.

Ditto.

Yay! All the rice and ha gao is mine! *gobbles it all up*

*looks at bill* ....O_O...WAITER!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah?

THIS IS $100 ASDFGHJKL; I'M NOT PAYING THAT!

That's $15.70 USD.

Oh. Right. We're not in North America. Um. Here.

Thank you very much. NOW GET OUT OF MY RESTAURANT! *kicks Blue, Leila, Lilly, and Em out*

Ow! Rude!

I'll say. My behind hurts.

Everything hurts.

You know what hurts? My stomach. I ate waaaay too much.

Too bad. You chose to swallow those cha siu bao.

Now, off to panda finding!

*consults map* They said to go 514 paces west...

*514 paces later*

And turn right at the red tree...

*1 right turn later*

Go 9 paces north...

*9 paces later*

And walk straight until you hit the "You are a sucker hahaha you just got scammed sign...OW!

Blue...

Owwww! What?

You know what your map led us to?

Where? A forest of bamboo filled with pandas?

No. A zoo where the admission prices are sky high and there's only one, half dead, fat, unhappy panda.

O_O...

NOOO...

I PAID SO MUCH MONEY FOR THIS STUPID MAP, AND NOW I HAVE A HUGE LUMP ON MY HEAD AND-

Blue?

AND THIS IS SUCH A RIPOFF AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK AND-

Blue?

AND THAT NODDING AND SMILING MEMETCHI IS GETTING ANNOYING AND-

*clamps hand on Blue's mouth* Shh. Composure. Listen to Leila.

Mm?

Look at this cutie! *pets panda* *Fluttershy voice* Hi, don't worry, I won't hurt you.

:3 Hi.

He's so cute! Can I pet him?

Yup. :3 I love being petted by Tamagotchis.

What about humans?

I don't. I like getting my picture taken. :3

Hi, panda!

Hi!

*takes a million pictures of the panda*

I have to go now. Bye!

Bye! *waves*

His fur was so soft.

And he was so nice!

And his fur...

Stop rubbing it in, you guys. Geez.

Thanks for reading! Give us a shout if you have any questions, comments, or suggestions. Have a great, fluffy panda filled day!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Wait, are we logging? Ugh, I liked it better when Blue typed.

I know. Typing is such hard work, and so is escaping from our shells.

I'll say. It's so weird to be in 3D.

You can say that again. I can actually breathe! *inhale* Aaaaaah.

I'm in colour! I'M ORANGE!

I'm...blue. xD

I'm peach. Human colour.

Didn't Blue say human colour is a raaainbow?

I think she did. And speaking of Blue...

*pedo voice* Hello, kiddies.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK AGH AGH AGH AGH *fans face rapidly*

-she's right behind us. :]

Why didn't you tell us before to spare me the 4 heart attacks?

Because Blue scared you guys before I could say anything.

BEST. TROLLING. EVER.

Anyway, today's country is...Japan!

We'll stop for sushi, and then go to TamaDepa (yes! LOL I'm just writing this from a Tamagotchi's perspective, and it will have some odd twists, don't judge me, I've never been either). I dunno what else to do so we'll go from there.

Ready, guys?

TAMA DEPA ASDFGHJKL;

I heard that we can come to life there. :] And be like humans, only we're Tamagotchis!

Ooh! Let's go NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!

NO! FOOD FIRST!

Sushi?

Yes! One of everything!

Okay.

*ten minutes later*

Here you go. That'll be 3000 yen.

THAT'S TOO MUCH FOR SOME SUSHI ASDFHGHJKL;

...that's $30.

Oh. Here you go.

Thanks. <_<

Blue, why do you always freak out at prices in Asian countries when really, it's a couple of bucks in USD?

....I don't want to talk about it.

Because Blue is forgetful and forgets we're using different currencies. 200 yen is super cheap here.

$200 THAT'S SO EXPENSIVE

200 YEN. That's $2.

Oh. Eat the sushi, tempura, and udon, guys.

*eats*

*20 minutes later*

Yum.

This is a very sad thing.

What?

You and Leila ate all the sushi, Lilly ate all the tempura, and there was only the udon left for me. We were supposed to shaaare.

Whatever. Now, on to the important stuff: TAMA DEPA TAMA DEPA TAMA DEPA!!!!

*at Tama Depa*

Wow...so...many...Tamagotchis...

O_O It's...paradise...

PARA PARA PARADISE

Hello. Would you like to connect your Tamagotchis to mine? (store worker)

Um, mine aren't-

*connects them*

*giant blinding flash thing and somebody yelling "WAAAAAAAGH!!!"*

Wha? O_O NO. WAY.

Huh? Wha? O_O Leila...you're...real! 3D! And blue and cute!

No way! And Lilly..you're...orange! And 3D! And...your eyes...and...everything...OMG I WANNA HUG YOU GIMME A HUG!

Mmmph!

That must mean...

You're real, peach coloured, and a lump. Congratulations.

;_____; Meanie.

You're so mean! She's adorable! Look!

D'awww....:3 I wanna squish you!

Uhhh....no.

Hi!

O_O

O_O

O_O

NO WAAAAY!!!!!!

I'm mametchi!

ASDFGHJKL; I EVOLVED

O_O Tama evolutions...I will never look at them the same way agan. *shudders*

EEEEEEEEE!!!!! You're even cuter! You're a Young Mimitchi!!! Squeeeeee!!!!

Yay, I'm cute. :3

*clears throat* Um. Hello?

Oh, right.

YOU'RE MAMETCHI IN REAL FORM ASDFGHJKL; NO WAAAAY

Yes waaay!

Hi everyone! Hi! Hi! Oooh! *points at Lilly* You look just like me when I was little!

Eeee! You're Memetchi! Hi! Hi! Hi!

Nom nom. Hi, everyone. I'm Kuchipatchi!

YOU'RE SO ADORABLE I'M GONNA DIE LET ME HUG YOU

*squishes Kuchipatchi*

Please...stop...can't...breathe...

*releses Kuchipatchi* Sorry.

It's okay.

Wow! I can't believe it! It's you guys, the Original Three!

Yeah! We just wanted to say hi to you guys since you three are...you know...not Japanese. xD It's great to see real Tamagotchis here, especially black and white ones!

Yeah!

Here. *nom nom* Have some donuts. On the house.

Thanks!

We have to go back to our owners now. It was really nice meeting you all!

Aw. Bye!

Byeee!

*later*

That...was...awesome.

^

Yup.

Thanks for reading! I have never been to Tama Depa so...just writing from my imagination. xD Give us a shout (or a call or a whisper) with any questions, comments, suggestions, or constructive criticism! Have a great day filled with talking Mametchis and donuts!

I'm cute now. :3