Funny Moments at School

[Band Geek]

Band:

Ryan always puts his ear up to his mp for some reason. o.o

Billy tapped Brian's head, and Brian yelled "THAT'S SEXUAL HARRASMENT!"

Loafy had to change seats with Michael. xP I DID NOT want to sit next to Michael.

Alex's screw fell out of his horn, and Mr.Hanna asked Trumpets + Horns to play a part in Pictures at an exhibition, and Meg was the only one. xD (Sarah and Ryan were at S.E.E.)

I played low notes loud today! O: So happy. Especially in TWW!

Mr.Hanna STILL calls me Tuba. ;~; I think now he's offically forgotten my name.

Mr.H wrote "Bari Sax" on my paper because me and George share the melody in Pictures at an exhibiton, and it looked like he wrote "Bari Sex". XD

In PAAE, there's a tempo called 'Maestoro', and Mr.Hanna put it as "Majestic. As if your a bride at a wedding, or your walking for graduation". Then Billy said "I WANNA RUN AT GRADUATION!". xDDD

Sci:

We had this mean 'ss sub named Mrs.Batch ( Pronouned, Bach. I still don't like her though. And don't you guys TRY to make me change my mind. ;~; ). I'm surprised I did this project right.

I over heard this convo between Peter + Meg.

Peter: I wanna join Marching band for the trips.

Meg: I'm doing MB.

Peter: Horn or Mello?

Meg: Horn.

Peter: You'd have to just stand with it..

Meg: My parents hate the fact that I'm in band. My dad was on the football team, and he said Band Geeks (AHEM.) were stupid, and my mom thought band was bad.

o.o

Jazz:

Peter,Marcus, Manny and George were doing this peace sign, and I think it's the middle finger for them. O.O

George LICKED his alto mouthpiece. I kinda barfed on the inside. Dx

George tried humping his sax. O.O

4:15:

George: MARCUS. Your assulting me. ;~;

Marcus: Sexually... xDD

Marcus asked George if he was on crack, and he said "Only a little bit..."

 

[x.Cant//Knit.x]

Today we had beach volleyball with our school. So it still counts!

I was gonna dig the ball and I fell on Sarah, she fell and we were sorta were on top of eachother. We then had to exit the game cuz we were laughing too much and couldn't play. Ah well, they sorta did better without me xD.

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

I got Jenny to eat a crayon nows shes an addict.

We made the reliver hate us in EVS. Me and Maddy sat on tall stalls at the short table and threw our shoes off. We wrote all over ourselves and coloured ourselves in with highlighter. We wrote PLANT SEX. Everywhere and she went nuts and yelled. Fun stuff.

 

[~Kuromametchi~]

When I used to go to school, there was this really funny moment. We were in geography class, talking about fossils.

Teacher: "There are quite alot of dinousau bones and trilobites on this island. Can anyone name a fossil that is also commonly found on this island?"

Me: "Omg you know..... POO!! DINO POO LIZARD POO LOTS OF POOOOOO!!!!"

Everyone cracked up.

Teacher: "Shut up you, now can anyone else name a fossil?"

Me: "DINOSAUR BUM BONES!!"

Everyone laughed harder.

Teacher: " I told you to shut up. Can someone ELSE name a fossil? "

Me: "FOSSILISED ROCKS THAT DINOSAURS WEED ON!!! "

Everone was ROTFL then.

I was only about 6 or 7 then.

 

[RawryCakes.x]

This random weirdo guy suddenly yelled in class when everything was silent, "DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT??!! I THOUGHT SO!!! I'LL BE LEAVING NOW!!!" then he went to the washroom

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

^^ I laughed then dad asked me why I was laughing just then.

 

[.:FeeBumbleBee:.]

Well, this wasn't at school, this was at a petting zoo. But I'm on spring break, so it's the closest thing I have to it. xD

So, me and my cousin were walking in the zoo thing, and there was hay, and it looked like Marijuana, so I picked some up, and I was like, "Hey Bleekey. Wanna buy some pot?" And he was like xDDD "Shut up Phoebe." And I was all "Awww, come onnn.." And I kept shoving it in his face.

 

[BeemerBabe]

I had this friend and she was poking me randomly. I yelled "RAPE!" and she was like O_O

 

[Ruby_Red_Robin]

Rehersal:

The song for the Bows came on and Jaye was like, "BOWS!!!" And since we have two more 5 hour rehersals before the show and we didn't choreograph the bows yet, Birckhead was like, "Uppbaba!!!" ANd then Jess was like, "BOWS BOWS BOWS BOWS!!!" So Birckhead was like, "SEAL!!!" and threw the little plastic seal that sits on his piano at her. lol

Birckhead said he'd give us 20 imaginarydollars if we did the Gaston dance at the Dance that night. We did. And I put my 20 imaginarydollars in my bra (i didn't have any other pockets) right in front of Birckhead. He started cracking up.

Social Studies:

We got on the topic of how a few years ago, or something, we were mad at the French so instead of French Fries it was Freedom Fries. And then I was like, "FREEDOM TOAST?!?!?!"

After Dance at Diner:

Nick was standing over me for some reason...? Then he put his finger in his belly button and was like, "I'm raping myself!" I was just like...? Then Kyle was like (after nick stopped), "I wanna see it again!!!" Then Nick sorta picked up his shirt up a little so you could only see his yellow boxers and then Kyle shouted, "MnMs!!!"

When Nick was leaving, he was like, "If anyone wants a hug, get one now!" He knows I love giving him hugs because he's a good hugger and smells good. So I jump outta my chair (it was silent), and shout, "OOH I WANT A HUG!!!" Then I give him a hug.

 

[.:FeeBumbleBee:.]

I was in Theatre, and someone called me a failure, and I was like "I'm never gonna get a job! I'm a be a prostitute!" and then Spencer was like

"What? You aren't already a prostitute? Why'd you make me pay then? Why'd you make me pay Saturday night? Huh? Huh? Yeah that's what I thought." And it was so funny xD And he called dibs on being my Pimp.

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

Well. A Lot currently in my class results in the saying "Its not a party until a pedophile shows up!"

I'm like to Brodie "There are 3 pedo's in this science lab" And shes like "But I can only count 2" then I'm like "That's the point, you don't know when the third one will strike" But seriously our science teacher seems like such a pedo and the student teacher sits there with his pedophile looks watching us then Lauren goes "Pedo #2 incoming incoming!"

And there's also PedoFish. He lives in the library fish tank and he went to attack Cookie (The goldfish I unofficially adopted)

Lauren broke my crayon and then I ate her.

 

[.:FeeBumbleBee:.]

Today, choir was really funny.

CD: Phoebe, have you discovered that your picture is on the ceiling?

Me: What?!?! -LooksUpAtCeiling-

CD and Friends: XDDD She actually did it.

Me: What? -IsConfused-

CD and friends: XDDD She is such a dumb blonde.

Me:

Then everyone moved on.

Five minutes later.

Me: Okay, I have looked over every inch of this ceiling and my picture is not up there.

CD: XDDD

I actually still do not get it.

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

^ I have a feeling they are messing with your mind.

We use it on Grace a lot. You state something that is false and see how long it takes them to work out your messing with them. Such as "Your shoe lace is undone!" when they are wearing jandals.

 

[.:FeeBumbleBee:.]

Yeah, I know... xD

 

[x.OpaqueC O L O R S]

Nathan and Thomas had to wear lipstick all day because they lost a bet to their volleyball coach. Nathan had it smeared all over his mouth xD

Jesse was going on and on in art about how his finger was numb, so we told him to drip melted wax on it. He did. Jesse: "THE FEELING IS BACK, THE FEELING IS BAAACK DDDDD:"

Taylor brought a playboy bunny purse to school ._.

 

[x.Cant//Knit.x]

Jen and Sarah were spitting at me today :0

Me being me, I ran and screamed and hid behind a bush in a ball with my eyes closed [gawddamnit, that sentence sounded...bad..]. Then, when I opened my eyes, I realised I was all wet and people were still spitting on me. Xue Tong and Jessica joined in D:

They're very immature children. Spitting at their friends is not a very good thing to do. Heh, well, I got my revenge. IATEJEN'SCOOKIE. And Sarah, well, I dunno about her.

 

[Ruby_Red_Robin]

Performance:

• Me and Nick had to pee but we had to go on stage and couldn't pee until intermission.

• Nick had baby powder in his hair (it's still white lol). If you hit his head, powder flies everywhere.

• Nick wrote C.O.M. on every shirt he signed. it apparently doesn't mean what you all are thinking...M stands for Maurice (his character).

• when I walked on stage with my sexy Tea Pot costume (I'll post a pic soon in picture thread) every one started laughing, but you gotta admit that I do look ridiculous in that costume.

After Show Before We Changed:

• Nick, Dustin, Matt, Ryan, and I were sitting on the staircase on the stage (set piece), and my feet are always killing me when I'm done wearing those ridiculous character shoes, and i heard Ryan mention Foot Massages.

Me: *Swings feet onto the stair I'm sitting on.* Ooh! I want one!!! (i was joking)

Ryan: Take off your shoes.

Me: For Cereal?

Ryan: Yeah...?

Me: *Takes off shoes.*

Ryan: *Starts Massaging my feet. It felt REALLY good. lol*

Social Studies:

• for some unknown reason, Nick gave me his number...By writing it in sharpie on the collar of my shirt...

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

Well. For our debate we went to a boys boarding school. During the debate they put us off by tapping the window and holding up notes with their numbers on them and little "Oi sexy - Text me" notes.

After our debate we had an evil plan to write our numbers on the white board but we had to wait for the rooms to clear. WE walked outside then ran back in. We ran past a group of completely gorgeous guys and turned around and walked back to them and Grace giggled and I said "Oh. Hello Christmas" The boys blushed then asked us for our numbers. I was like "Follow us then, Christmas" And we ran into a classroom followed by 10 completely sexy guys and on the white board it now says

"Hello, Christmas.

Michelle - *Number*

Grace - *Number*

Aescleah - Has no phone but *MSN*"

It was amazing how man texts I got so far. Theres- Tom, (another) Tom, Ryan, Jasper and one that has a gay name so I named him Christmas.

The joys of being a God send to guys who don't socailise with the female gender.

 

[x.Cant//Knit.x]

Today was just wrong.

I was playing with scissors. Apparently it looked like I was thinking about commiting suicide, although I would never do such a thing.

Sarah likes whales. And all their wrong names like 'Sperm Whale' and 'Humpback Whale'.

'Nuff said.

Oh, and tomorrow we shall walk round the school with my amazing George Bush picture. And Sarah's cool Mason Musso pointing picture 8D

 

[.:FeeBumbleBee:.]

DAMMIT MICHELLE. I'M JEALOUS. You get a freaking boarding school and I get ghetto trash Dx

My Choir Director went and told everyone about the ceiling thing, and I can't walk down the hallway without somebody screaming "PHOEBE! YOUR PICTURES ON THE CEILING." It doesn't help that I believe them every time and look up.