Funny Moments at School

[Tainted-Tiara]

A boy named Riley is very annoying.

He was singing a song over and over that went:

"I'm Checking in! No more pills or alcohol! I'm Checking in! He's Checking in! I'm Checking in! He's Checking in! She's Checking in! That's just my As-per-in!"

The math Teacher, Mr. Mackenzie told him to stop.

So he wrote on a piece of paper "I'm Checking IN that's just my ASPIRIN!" and held it up whenever Mr. Mackenzie had his back turned.

:furawatchi:

 

[wildcat_gal_101]

We had some stupid activity day where the school was split up into groups, the grade sevens lead the groups, and the eights lead the activity stations.

Me, Sam, and Kaitlyn had to lead the drawing station. So we watched little kids draw pictures for the whole last half of the day. One kid was eating a crayon. xDD

Another kid attacked Natalia, and licked her cheek. o.o

Skylar was going around with the school camera and taking pictures, and in the background of one of the pictures, I'm waving and yelling at the camera like an idiot. xD

Adam and Julian were playing the music, and they played Don't Stop Believing by Journey. I would not shut up for the following three or four minutes.

 

[Band Geek]

Gym:

We were doing this game, and it involved rock paper scissors. ._. Tom was against me, and he touched my hand. x3

Band:

Tuba Wannabe was all over me today. -.- First, he asked me to play a Bb scale, by myself. I refused that offer. o.o Then he asked me to play a note, I did. THEN! D: We had to choose a card from a bag, and it was my turn to do so [We were doing scales] and Tuba Wannabe yelled "GO SKADI! O:" I did it, and had to do it AGAIN. This time, everyone turned around. After that, he said "I WANNA PRESS THE BUTTON [Valve]! O:" I let him. He was amazed. Then Toaster Strudel showed off his valves of his trumpet, then Ryan said "I'd have to do this if I had valves on my trombone. * Shows*..."

Isaac: RYAN! Do that on your own time! *Sits between me & Tuba Wannabe* He [Tuba Wannabe] looked like he was jacking off with his instrument. o.o [Molester wasn't here. He'd probably ruin the moment. ._.]

Griffin had to do a scale, and everyone rofl'd. Especially Marcus.

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

I fell over and and i'm like 'Well. That was unexpected' and Grace laughed and abandon me.

The pink stain all up the science lab wall won't come out.

In science we acted out a court room scene and the defendant bribe me to find them not-guilty and I got some chocolate =D

I inhaled some bread and choaked and then Ash asked me if I was ok and i'm like 'Ugg -cough/choak- help' and then Ash is like 'Breathe'

 

[x.Cant//Knit.x]

Well, this wasn't funny, but bad.

We had a house/vice captain meeting at school today for Sports Day [im vice for green team :] ], and people were going mental. Throwing chairs around, yelling, swearing and yeah. Badness...

All the funny stuff is way too in-appropriate.

Oh yeah, and I was rolling on the floor and Jen said it was weird, but bad weird, not good weird D: We were playing kick boxing with the wall and I injured my foot.. now I must limp!

 

[Band Geek]

Taylor told me something retarded. She said that people in band said I did good because.... They couldn't hear me. WTF??

That's all. D;

 

[.:FeeBumbleBee:.]

Taylor told me something retarded. She said that people in band said I did good because.... They couldn't hear me. WTF??
That's all. D;

:0 EATHERSKADI,QUICK.

 

[~Hello Kitty~]

A random mexican who slaps my butt everyday did it again today, so I was like "WHO THE HELL IS YEW" and I ran after him and slapped him in the face, in front of his friends.

I was getting a ride home from school, and the school bus was next to us, and I saw Jonathon, and he saw my baby brother in the back seat, and he was like "IS THAT YOUR BABY? YEW GOT ANOTHER LOVER?!" Luckily mom didn't hear. lol.

 

[x.Cant//Knit.x]

Eh, randomness.

-Mr K said some random scientifical word and I screamed out ''Pocahontas'' cuz it sounded like it.

-I ate a crayon to prove to Mikee and Nicole that I eat them. They were scared that I'd die.

-Mr K is now Mr Scientifical. We had to draw a square [dont ask] and if it was 1mm away from 12cm, we'd have to start again D: .

-We ended up talking about how Im scared of Barbies.

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

I ran up behind Amy and pushed her and she bumped into a random asian and they fell in a bin. I laughed so hard. As I do at randoms.

An strange looking girl was at her locker and everything fell out on her foot. I sat on the hall floor and laughed at her and pointed then she got angry and I ran for my life.

 

[Band Geek]

:0 EATHERSKADI,QUICK.

No. Taylor wasn't there during band. xD It was probably Ryan. -.- *Beats Ryan up with Big Baby*

But nice suggestion there. x3

EDIT:

I told her we had to play scales again on Thusrday, and she said "He probably just meant you (As in myself.)." D:<

~

LA:

I borrowed a book from the library for one day, and brought it back because it was BORING! xD

Health:

Steve bet Mr.Vaugh $10 that he completed a worksheet. xD

Chorus:

Some person fell off a riser. o.o

I got to hear Ethan do a falsetto! xDDD

2:45:

Molester asked me if I had my cellphone on me so he could call somebody. I didn't though. D;

 

[RawryCakes.x]

My friend Michelle was presenting her french speech, then suddenly she forgot the rest and said "Oh,sh**". And then everything went silent...

 

[Ruby_Red_Robin]

WE GOT TO SPRAY DYE BIRCKHEAD'S HAIR [SIZE=14pt]GREEN!!![/SIZE]

Plus...I GOT A PICTURE!!!

 

[hanatchi99]

em, well school is a riot. So I could name many, many moments. But recently, I snuffed Andrew with a ruler because he called Adam Lambert gay DDDDD:<

that wasn't very funny. ._. -hides-

 

[x.OpaqueC O L O R S]

When Mr.E left the room, Darien got up and pretended to be a stripper, with his back to the door, and then Mr.E walked in and stopped at the door and we all got quiet and Darien just kept going on until we started laughing.

I fed the fish in the library =O

I started singing thriller on my way to the bus and all of these other people started singing it as well xP

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

I went to sit on the new odd shaped chair, missed the end and whacked my head on the desk. I got a ice pack! It was fun and funny in a painful way.

 

[x.Saku]

Well I'm on spring break right now, but this happened when I was back in school xD

 

So we all sit down in this hallway during lunch, and Vivi, Nicole, Emilly, Rkelly, and myself were sitting in a row, talking and eating against the wall. When this random guy who's like, ALWAYS running comes by. Seriously, instead of walking he runs. Whenever the bell for afterschool rings he's home in no time @_@ But anyway, our feet were blocking his way so Vivi was like JUMP JUMP JUMP! And guess what? He jumped over ALL of us! And while he was doing that, I pointed at him and I was like, "OMG A SHOOTING STAR! MAKE A WISH!" and we all closed our eyes and made a wish.

 

it was hilarious xD We all laugh when we see him.

 

[x.Cant//Knit.x]

Jen found one of Mr K's notes. It was all messy and he was using text talk. We both cracked up laughing for some reason cuz it was hilariously funny.

And in choir, our school shares with a school for disabled children. So we had choir, and one of the disabled kids at the back was yelling ''SARAH! SARAH!'' and my friend's name is Sarah. I cracked up laughing and Sarah pinched my nose >.<

 

[Band Geek]

And in choir, our school shares with a school for disabled children. So we had choir, and one of the disabled kids at the back was yelling ''SARAH! SARAH!'' and my friend's name is Sarah. I cracked up laughing and Sarah pinched my nose >.<

xD

We have one disabled kid (More... Autistic...) in our chorus. Not trying to be mean or anything, but when our winter concert rehearsal was the day before our concert, she was laughing, and holding up the class and Ms.Tengood yelled at her. I'm inda 50/50 on this, Kamie shouldn't have laughed, and Ms.Tengood should have talked to her provately.

Yesterday the same girl was ROFLing because Ethan had to do a falsetto. (I can't believe he didn't damage his voice! He was singing Tenor (His falsetto) to Bass (His original voice)!) I was funny though.

 

[Tamagotchi-4-Life]

Well it was once at a lunch table when one of my friends said to get her a pop tart.

Friend: Hey can you get me a pop tart!?

Me: What?!

Friend: Can you get me a pop tart!?

Me: I can't hear you!

Friend: CAN YOU GET ME A POP TART!?

Me: I still can't hear you!

Then one of my classmates gave her a pop tart.

Friend: Nevermind!

Me: Ok!