Funny Moments at School

[xXStarlightXx]

When I was in year4 we were having a practise science sat and this boy who was sitting not that far away from me wet his pants!! Then the caretaker came in and mopped the floor where he was sitting! That was a very entertaining test but gross aswell!

 

[tamagotchi_pal]

We were doing a test in humanities and Mrs L was trying to control us.
Gabby: *Fidgeting and looking around the room.*

Mrs L: Gabby! I should put one of those cone things that dogs wear around their necks on you and then maybe you'll focus.

Gabby: Yes Miss.

*5 Mins Later*

Jackson: *Whispering*

Mrs L: Jackson! I don't see why I don't put one on you to.

Jackson: Because I'm not a dog, Miss.

Class: Ooooh!

Gabby: Mrs L! Jackson called me a dog!

Mrs L: Not really. He just implied it.

Gabby: He IMPLIED that I was a dog, Miss!

Mrs L: Well, you've got to admit. It was a pretty good come-back for him.

Class: *Laughs*

It was soo funny.

Hahaha

 

[redtama]

I told Eric that my hammy Lucky is ticklish on his belly. Eric: Does he go like this? *Backs up and laughs, pretends like he is being tickled.*

I asked Briana for the Daily report of SCOTT . Me:So.... How was science? Briana: Good. Me: What did Scott do? Briana: Tap dancing. Me: YES! (I don't know why I said that XD) Briana: I told him to stop and he said "Oh! I'll keep dancing > : ) "

Today in Math we had this hot sub, Mr.Sacco. So I was being extra nice to him. XD

I saw Scott's older brother because I was walking to school and I saw his car. And I saw Scott (OMG RLY?) But Scott's dad's car was faster.

I saw Scott again!!! (w00t OMG RLY?!) And he was driving w/ his dad (Well duh. XD) and his dad was VERY slow, and he was behind a white truck so the white truck turned right and we were the opposite so was Scott! so I kept lookin out of the window to see him.

Ihad a dream that I married Joe Jonas. So I told Amanda and she didn't listen. (It wasn't really marriage but this site has little kids and I don't wanna post it. x) )

Scott had another cute outfit on today. He had: Stripe capris'/buermudas (You know the popular stripe bermundas?), a brown jacket, a black polo and red converse.

Yesterday in band practice we have this sheet of music called "Ceremonial Procession" and the composer is Timothy Johnson, next to his name it says (ASCAP) it sounded like a**-cap!

Then I kept apologizing to Scott because yesterday I put my Flute under the table but theres a box of blocks so I pushed it for him so he could put his Trombone there. Me:Oh Scott! I'm so sorry! I really am! Scott:Its okay, Thanks. Today I was waiting for Briana and Scott was near me and he was coming over to me. Me:Scott... I'm sorry! Scott: No its okay Skadi. (I told my friend, Amy, that I like Scott so she is like "Scott and Skadi!" )

Today we had a esemble(Sp?). It was about Percussion! W00t! And they had.... a MARIMBA!!! WOOT!!!! So I was so in luff with the Marimba. :3

 

[Harry-Potter-Gotchi]

I can only think of 1 right now:

At lunch,Brennan was burping as loud as humanly possible and I'm like "HOLY CRAP! THE SKY IS FALLING!!' I mean it was loud. He was at one end of those long lunch tables and I was all the way on the other end and it sounded like he was right next to me!!! xD

 

[MusicForever]

[[ Woo!! Crazy hair day!! xD ]]

I kept asking Brandon is I could use his blue hairspray. And Nikayla asked him. He said no. So we attacked him.

In Writing, we had this "Best Friends Table." xD It was funny. (Oh and by the way, me Jasmine, and Intisar were like, saying the boys were our best friends. It was fun) Jamil, Jasmine, Intisar, me, Brandon, Seraja, Tony, and Tagan were there. (Tagan didn't want to move, so we just left her there. We like, ignored her.) It was chaos. xD

PM me to hear this one.

I had to go wash my hands and face several times because my hairspray was in my bangs and the red kept getting in me face. Everyone kept asking, "Why is your face red?"

In Science, we were watching a movie. (Horton Hears A Who. xD) Me, Brandon, Jasmine, Intisar, Jamil, and Tony (but he got caught talking and had to go back to his seat) were sitting on the floor. We were like, playing telephone out of nowhere. And Brandon kept saying, "Jasmine's hott" or "I like Jasmine."

We were playing truth Or Dare while we were sitting on the floor. We got bored. Intisar asked Brandon if he really had feelings for Jasmine. And he was all, "Yahww..."

 

[redtama]

in 5th grade Pete and Peter made this retarded song in Art.

Peter:Rain drop on my shoe.

Pete: How about you?!

BOTH: SWIRLY! SWIRLY!

 

[heart of stone87]

Once,this kid in my class got a maths question wrong and he started sulking and saying to the teacher"you wait! one day i will kill you and pee in your face!" it was realy gross.

 

[wildcat_gal_101]

Apparentally calling a twig you find on the ground a murder weapon is a serious threat. Ask my friend, she almost got suspended xD

When we were waiting to go to History, Dustin said "Hay! You have a huge whitehead zit on the back of your neck!" Then Skyler turned around and slapped him xD

Someone found a peice of gum covered in a layer of hair on the ground. It started out as a war, and ended when someone put it in his mouth xDDD

 

[Harry-Potter-Gotchi]

Today we had a field trip to go see the play "Flat Stanley" and on the busride there,me and Taylor were looking at weird people on the way there and I said "IS THAT GUY EATING A ROCK?!" xD It looked like one of the road workers was eating a rock!!!!

When we got there,I was teasing Ricky about his haircut (he got a bowl cut) and he was remembering when he came over to my house and my cat attacked us!!! There was these old people in the corner and me and Taylor were saying how they'd make the whole place smell like old people. After a while they did!!! Then we were thinking about what old people smel was. We came up with that it was:

Cat food,Cat barf,bananas,and barf.

xD

On the way back,Cody and Brennan were wrestling in the back seat of the bus. But they got in trouble.

 

[redtama]

Today in chorus:

Scott was square dancing w/ Kristy or some other girl, I was jealous.

Today Mike was staring at me so I stared back.

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A Twig? A Murder weapon??? XD

 

[wildcat_gal_101]

^ Yeah. My friend was like " OMG A TWIG MY NEW MURDER WEAPON!" And she almost got suspended o__o

 

[PeaceSign]

This one time I was at lunch I was staring at Jesse at the other table because he was eating an apple like corn on the cob and when I went to show Michael I was pointing at him and he looked up to see me pointing at him and I looked up at the same time, so I was like... -waves hand slowly -.-''- it was hilarious.

Then today was Spring Picture Day and I was in line when Hunter came out and he was like

"He touched me in weird places..."

I was all 'Where?"

"My head..."

"O_O"

Then I was Doing the Hokey Pokey in line.

 

[tamagotchi_pal]

^ Yeah. My friend was like " OMG A TWIG MY NEW MURDER WEAPON!" And she almost got suspended o__o

o__O'

 

[Coco Boy]

I once brought jelly sandwiches to school and I took some jelly, wiped it on my friend, she wiped it on my other friend right next to her and then she squirted iced tea all over from laughing! [not the girl that wiped the jelly the second girl who got the jelly. She was drinking iced tea ]

And yesterday randomly when everyone was quiet and doing work, Jacob said "I made a funny!" xDD

Good times. We're always laughing.

 

[Harry-Potter-Gotchi]

Ok,I forgot one from yesterday:

After the "Flat Stanley" play,I turned to Taylor and said "Flat Stanley ain't half-bad-looking!" and she said "I knew you'd say that." then we just both start cracking up!!! Flat Stanley was pretty good looking!!!!! xD WELL HE WAS!!!

 

[redtama]

Today in Band:

There was this creepy lady holdin the door for me and mr.Hanna. She had Pale skin and black eyeliner and a blue dress. So Cara,Carly and Laura were avoiding Mr.H.

Mr.Hanna called me the "Flute Genuis(sp?)"! I only know..... 6 notes. And he was saying I was more prepared. Mr.H: OMG!(No, he didn't say OMG he's like 30+). Skadi has a pencil w/ her! I wish you guys were like her. XD When Mr.Hanna called me Flute Genuis I nodded my head "No" and he's like "You really are!"

Flute Bs' (My group) were avoiding me! Just because that lady held the door for me... ; I was like "Um... Who are you guys talking about?"

I asked Mr.Hanna if he was going on the trip. Mr.H:Yeah! I'm going. Me:Thats great! Mr.H: I'm really excited. You know what I like most? Me:No. What? Mr.H: I get to eat w/ my hands! Me: Oh... I thought he was going to say instuments! XD

IN LA:

I told Amanda where I lived (THIS IS NOT MY REAL ADDRESS! Me: My name is Skadi Fluteno, my house is made of Flutes, I live 2SP(My Flute Model) Fluteville,Fluteland, 673388(My flute Serial No.) . I have on pet, his name is Christian Fluety Fluteno. He is a Flute.

 

[Harry-Potter-Gotchi]

Today in Music,we have the recorder belt-tests where you play a certain song on the recorder and you get a colored string to put on your recorder. Well,I was practicing my song (Twinkle,Twinkle Little Star) and Brennan who sits like,diagonal from me is like "I can't play it!" (he had to play "When The Saints Go Marching In") and I'm just like "Your screwed." and then he started trying to play it and he was messing up alot and he looked like a tomato with a face!!! xD

During lunch,the Challenge kids go intot he library and talk about current events and news and stuff. Well,the Challenge teacher brought in her laptop and a projector and was showing us random pictures and one of them was the Pope and I just said "OH! It's that old guy with the funny hat!!!!!" and everyone stared at me and then started cracking up!!!!

Also in the Current Events/News group thing,me and some of the guys were saying "Wouldn't it be funny if Brad Pitt had a son named Harry? Harry Pitt!" xD

At recess,Abby,Rachel and Leigh-Anne were talking about Rock-Paper-Scissors and I thought they said 'God-Paper-Scissors' and I said "GOD-PAPER-SCISSORS??? Well,we alll know who'd win in the game of God-Paper-Scissors....scissors." xD

 

[redtama]

Today in Music,we have the recorder belt-tests where you play a certain song on the recorder and you get a colored string to put on your recorder. Well,I was practicing my song (Twinkle,Twinkle Little Star) and Brennan who sits like,diagonal from me is like "I can't play it!" (he had to play "When The Saints Go Marching In") and I'm just like "Your screwed." and then he started trying to play it and he was messing up alot and he looked like a tomato with a face!!! xD
During lunch,the Challenge kids go intot he library and talk about current events and news and stuff. Well,the Challenge teacher brought in her laptop and a projector and was showing us random pictures and one of them was the Pope and I just said "OH! It's that old guy with the funny hat!!!!!" and everyone stared at me and then started cracking up!!!!

Also in the Current Events/News group thing,me and some of the guys were saying "Wouldn't it be funny if Brad Pitt had a son named Harry? Harry Pitt!" xD

At recess,Abby,Rachel and Leigh-Anne were talking about Rock-Paper-Scissors and I thought they said 'God-Paper-Scissors' and I said "GOD-PAPER-SCISSORS??? Well,we alll know who'd win in the game of God-Paper-Scissors....scissors." xD

What grade are you in?

We did recorders in 5th and half of 6th grade, but not in the band.

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I held the door for Eric.

Eric: THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Hides*

I was walking w/ Eric. Eric: HELLO HOW ARE YOU?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!! or something like that!

I was surprised Eric didn't take Christian Flutey!

 

[xXLadyOfSorrowsXx]

(i'm H-P-G) I'm only in 5th grade!

 

[wildcat_gal_101]

My friend called Skyler emo, and he gave us the evil eye look xD

We had this really weird presentation thingy today, and the main characters wore bright clothes, with pants up to their chest and walked around by stomping. o__o Me and my friend laughed the whole time.