Theres this kid who always complains in one of my classes, and this girl that sits next to me told him, "You always complain, its annoying!" and he said *sarcasm* "Yay you figured it out, would you like a cookie or a piece of candy?
We did mad libs in class. It asked for a country and my friend (she likes hetalia, also) said "say france, I dare you" so I did, and the sentence was "I love to go to France" xDD
My friend got the Hunger Games Movie Companion( lucky her) and there's this guy in there that looks exactly like our homeroom teacher! We showed him, he flipped a couple of pages and pointed to Peeta and said "No, that's me" then he pointed to Katniss and he said that was his girlfriend. I turned to the page with the pig with the apple in its mouth and said that was his girlfriend.
This one is really weird: This boy said that my friend doesnt have a butt. She told him that he goes around seeing if people have butts or not, well, 5 minutes later, he points out that thiis one guy's dude's underwear is showing. I said "You were probably checking to see if he had a butt or not"