Death Gods Only Eat Apples

[chollands]

Near was flicking through a website of utter importance. Toys. He loved toys. He loved games. If only there was a merge... Near gasped when he saw a game "Skylanders" the merge between a game and collectible toy figures. He grabbed his phone and set up a conference call between L, Sakura and Mello.

 

[.chasm.]

Matt landed hard on the floor when he was thrown back, yelling out.

"Light," L repeated, prodding Light's side again. He looked up, chewing his thumb and frowning

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura sighed. "Now quit. You're both awful and neither of you is better than the other."

Mello stared up at Sakura, dumbfounded.

Light scowled when he was awoken again. "No."

 

[.chasm.]

"No-uh, I'm better," Matt said, trying to push himself up.

"What?" L asked, leaning back and chewing his thumb again. "I wanted to ask you something."

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura looked over at Matt. "Oh, really?"

Mello scrambled up, not saying anything.

Light kept his eyes shut. "Too bad."

 

[.chasm.]

Matt pushed himself up quickly, staring at Sakura. "Uh...maybe..."

"Light," L continued to prod Light, chewing the thumb of his other hand.

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura crossed her arms, tilting her head and raising her eyebrows.

Mello decided it would be best to leave it alone and stay silent.

Light ignored L, trying to sleep.

 

[.chasm.]

Matt glanced to the side slightly, then pointed at Mello and yelled "He started it!" With that he ran off, dodging behind the sofa.

L leaned over so his face was close to Light. "Light."

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura narrowed her eyes. "...And I'm ending it."

Mello stumbled backwards, turning and running for his room.

Light shot his eyes open. "What. Do. You. Want?"

 

[.chasm.]

Matt dived into one of the corridors and ran down it, glancing backto see if Sakura was following him.

"You saw what Matsuda was like just now," L said, his face still close to Light's. "He won't be able to work on the case if he stays like that. How do we get him to be happier?"

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura smirked, watching as they both ran. "I expect you two back in ten minutes, ready and set to work on the case!"

Mello heard Sakura and groaned.

Light sighed. "Have Matt and Mello take him to a club... He needs a girlfriend." He closed his eyes once more, "Now let me sleep."

 

[.chasm.]

Matt skidded to a hald when he heard Sakura, groaning. He pushed his door open with his shoulder and collapsed onto his bed.

"What, now?" L asked, prodding Light in the ribs again. "How will it help?"

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura shook her head. "I swear... It's like I'm their mother..."

Mello flopped face-down onto his bed with a sigh.

Light shrugged. "Ask Mello and Matt to take him later tonight. A girlfriend would cheer Matsuda up."

 

[.chasm.]

Matt pulled his DS out of his pocket again and flipped it open, rolling over on his bed.

"How would it cheer him up, though?" L asked, chewing his thumb.

 

[nokotchi]

Mello just sat there, motionless.

Sakura made her way to the couch, plopping down and curling up.

Light groaned. "Because, a relationship would make Matsuda a lot happier. Remember, he said no girls liked him? We need to find a girl."

 

[.chasm.]

"Would that really make him happy, though?" L asked, still quite close to Light. "What if he doesn't find anyone in the club?"

 

[nokotchi]

Light sighed, leaning up. "Yes.. If he doesn't find someone, we'll try different places until he does." He turned to look at Sakura. "... Now can I rest like Tala is?"

 

[.chasm.]

"What if he can't find someone, though?" L asked. He tilted his head, glancing at Sakura. "I told you that you could."

 

[nokotchi]

Light snapped. He scowled at L and drew his fist back quickly, smashing it into L's face.

 

[.chasm.]

L toppled over backwards and landed on the floor with a crash, pulling Light with him. "...Ow." He pushed himself up so he was crouching on the floor. "Don't you remember my motto, Light?"