Death Gods Only Eat Apples

[.chasm.]

"Of course you did," Matt said sarcastically, rolling his eyes again. "Face it, you're not better than me."

"I thought so," L said, turning around again. He chewed on his thumb as he walked, pulling on the chain.

 

[nokotchi]

Mello scoffed. "Yes I am, "

Sakura grunted. "Guys, shut up."

Light stumbled forward with a groan, following after L.

 

[.chasm.]

Matt glanced up at Sakura nervously, then closed his DS and crawled along the floor so he was closer to Mello. "No you're not," he muttered.

L walked into the main room, immediately climbing onto his chair and spinning it around to face Sakura. "Have we heard anything from Wedy yet?"

 

[nokotchi]

Mello grinned. " Yes I am."

Sakura pushed herself off the couch, walking over to her chair. "I'll check now."

Light plopped down in the chair next to L, flopping his head down onto the desk, sliding his eyes shut.

 

[.chasm.]

"Nu-uh," Matt said, shaking his head and prodding Mello.

L reached forwards and prodded Light in the ribs. "Are you going to sleep now, Light?"

 

[nokotchi]

"Yuh-huh." Mello replied with a grin.

Sakura sat in her chair and started typing. "Yes, she sent a message."

Light growled. "YES, I AM."

 

[.chasm.]

"No way," Matt said, shaking his head. "Do we have to settle this by fighting again?"

L withdrew his hand slowly, staring at Light with wide eyes. "There's no need to shout, Light." He turned to Sakura, lifitng his hand to his mouth. "What does it say?"

 

[nokotchi]

Mello smirked. "Sure, when?"

Sakura sighed. "No suspicious activity."

Light kept his head down on the desk, beginning to fall asleep.

 

[.chasm.]

"...Now." Matt pounched, grabbing Mello's shouders and pushing him to the floor.

"Oh," L said, chewing his thumb and glancing up at the screens. He turned to Light. "You definitely don't have to help today, then, Light."

 

[nokotchi]

Mello yelled out, punching Matt's stomach.

Sakura looked over at Matt and Mello. "Why?"

Light was already asleep.

 

[.chasm.]

Matt rolled over to the side, covering his stomach with one hand and coughing. "Screw you," he muttered, drawing his fist back and slamming it into Mello's side.

"Light..." L leaned forwards so he was above Light and prodded him again

 

[nokotchi]

Mello cringed, glaring at Matt. "Ditto." He kicked out at Matt, hoping to hit his stomach again.

"Why?" Sakura repeated, more loudly this time.

Light awoke, opening his eyes slightly. "What?" he asked through clenched teeth.

 

[.chasm.]

Matt pushed himself up on his hands and knees, coughing and wincing. "*********, Mello." He pounced again, landing on top of Mello.

L leaned back, chewing his thumb. "We don't need to on the case today anyway. You can sleep."

 

[nokotchi]

Mello flailed from under Matt. "Get off me, fatass!"

Sakura shook her head, watching the pair in amusement.

Light scowled. "I WAS asleep."

 

[.chasm.]

"Nope," Matt said, pretty much lying across Mello's stomach. "Not until you agree that I'm better."

"I know you were," L said, tilting his head. "I just thought you'd like to know that you could sleep all day."

 

[nokotchi]

Mello groaned, bringing his knee up to Matt's side. "I'LL NEVER SAY YOU'RE BETTER!"

Sakura grinned, sitting back in her chair. She turned to L. "Should I break it up?" she asked, pointing to Matt and Mello.

Light nodded, closing his eyes again. "Just let me sleep."

 

[.chasm.]

"Why not?" Matt asked, sounding strained but still not getting up. "It's true."

"I was going to before, Light," L said. He followed Sakura's gaze, then nodded. "It would be a good idea to."

 

[nokotchi]

Mello scoffed. "Whatever, you liar." He brought his knee up again, slamming it into Matt's side once more.

Sakura stood, cracking her neck. She walked over to the pair, clearing her throat. "Alriiiiigghttt, if you fatheads want your ***** kicked, keep fighting."

Light fell into a light sleep.

 

[.chasm.]

Matt started coughing again, holding his side. "Mello, don't make me kick you." He glanced up at Sakura, then tried to push himself up, but ended up just collapsing back across Mello.

"Light?" L asked, shaking the chain a bit to make the cuff more comfortable on his wrist.

 

[nokotchi]

Mello got the air knocked out of him and he wasn't able to say anything.

Sakura rolled her eyes. "Alright, you asked for it." Sakura grabbed Matt by the collar, throwing him backwards.

Light didn't respond, he was dead asleep.