Death Gods Only Eat Apples

[nokotchi]

Sakura brought her palm to her face when she heard Matsuda yell out "TELL THEMMMMMM!" again. She dropped her hand and turned to look at L.

"Yeah, tell us." Mello pried.

 

[.chasm.]

L chewed on his thumb. "Matsuda, if you don't start working I won't tell anyone." He glanced at Sakura, tiliting his head.

 

[nokotchi]

Matsuda couldn't take it anymore. He stood up. "SAKURA AND L ARE TOGETHER!!!!!" he practically screamed. He jumped over and gave L and Sakura a big hug.

A fierce blush crept over Sakura's face and she met eyes with L.

Mello's jaw gaped and he pointed back and forth between L and Sakura. "Wait...What.... So... Wait.... No... Whaaa?

 

[.chasm.]

L glanced at Sakura, trying to pull away from the hug. He struggled for a second, then jumped quickly, kicking Matsuda in the stomach.

"Great," Matt said, closing his eyes again and leaning back. "We'll have mini Ls and Sakuras running around soon."

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura stumbled backwards and fell since Matsuda was still clinging onto her as he was kicked.

Matsuda groaned when Sakura fell on top of him, it was especially painful since it happened right after he had been kicked. But of course, he squeed and fainted at what Matt had said.

Mello was still trying to grasp the situation at hand.

 

[.chasm.]

L leaned back in his seat again, holding his hand out to Sakura to pull her up. "Someone wake Matsuda up. I think it was Matt talking about kids." He glanced at Matt, then stared down at Matsuda with wide eyes.

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura took L's hand and pulled herself off Matsuda.

Mello finally understood and snickered, walking over to stand by Matt. "Way to go... you gave him a heart attack...."

Matsuda slipped back into consciousness and mumbled. "L and Sakura babies....."

 

[.chasm.]

L stared at Sakura for a few seconds, then dropped her hand and turned back to Matsuda. "Someone needs to get a cup of water."

Matt grinned, pulling his goggles down around his neck so he could rub his eyes. "If it was a heart attack, I'm putting all blame on Kira."

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura sighed and looked down at Matsuda. "When will he ever learn?"

Mello smirked and let out a laugh.

Matsuda rolled over and pushed himself up shakily. "Hhhnnnggg...."

 

[.chasm.]

L stood up, stepping over Matsuda and walking rinto the kitchen. He took a glass and filled it at the tap, then walked back into the room. "Matsuda, if you don't get up, this is going over your head."

 

[nokotchi]

Matsuda scrambled up quickly, not wanting water poured on him.

Sakura shook her head and sighed, "Ryuuzaki, we need to head to the store soon or everything will be crowded."

Mello groaned. "I suppose that means Matt and I are taking up surveillance?"

 

[.chasm.]

L clambered onto his seat again, sliding the cup of water onto the desk. "Stop imagining babies, Matsuda." He turned to Sakura and nodded. "We can go now, then. Yes, you're on surveillence," he added to Mello. Matt groaned. "I'm sleeping."

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura leaned against the desk and crossed her arms.

Matsuda looked over at L. "You guys will have to let me babysit!"

Mello snickered. "Don't worry, I'll make sure he watches the cameras." he paused for a moment. "Babysitting?"

 

[.chasm.]

L stood up and stretched, then hunched over again and slid his hands into his pockets. "Are we going, then?" he asked Sakura. He glanced over at Matsuda. "What do you mean by babysit?"

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura nodded. "Yeah, we can head out.... But you have to put on a pair of shoes." She then turned Matsuda and tilted her head.

Matsuda squeed again. "When you have babies!!!!"

Mello nudged Matt. "You really set him off with the whole baby thing."

 

[.chasm.]

L looked down at his feet. "No I don't," he said simply. He looked up at Matsuda, ignoring Matt, who was watching the whole thing and laughing to himself. "Matsuda, are you under the impression that we're going to get married at this moment?"

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura sighed. "Shoes or no sweets." she mumbled loud enough for L to hear, she had just decided to ignore Matsuda altogether at the moment.

Matsuda looked down. "Well.... no..."

 

[.chasm.]

"You're not the only one with money," L muttered, searching through his pockets to find any money he could. When he didn't find any, he looked up at Sakura with wide eyes. "Where arre they, then?" He glanced at Matsuda, shaking his head. Matt, not wanting the show to be over just yet, leaned over to Matsuda. "Hay, Matsuda, maybe they've got engaged already."

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura grinned and went to grab L's shoes. She returned with them in hand, holding them out for L.

Mello burst out laughing at what Matt said.

Matsuda squeed again. "YOU MEAN THEY REALLY COULD BE????"

 

[.chasm.]

L dropped the shoes to the floor and slipped them on, keeping his hands in his pockets. "Are we going no-" He cut off as Matsuda squealed. "What if it now, Matsuda?"

Matt grinned, leaning towards Matsuda again. "They might let you be their best man if you ask."