Dear ----: (censored name for privacy purposes): Please stop starting fights and/or debates with me every time I see you. I'm a good debater but debating with you is impossible because you don't have the brains or the capacity to see the other person's point.
Dear mother and father: I love you both very much, don't get me wrong. But sometimes, I want to make this face at you:
Dear moths and spiders and slugs and beetles and worms in my home: You don't pay rent so please get out or I kill you. KTHNXBAI
Dear chat system server restart: Nobody likes you. Go away.
Dear ----: Nobody likes you either. Go away.
Dear Duke: I love you so much, you're my little puppy. But seriously, stop staring at me when I'm eating. It creeps me the furk out.
Dear jasen221: You really need to learn how to talk to people IRL. Also, if you could be a little bit less of a ********, that'd be nice too. Also, if you could stop using your happy cover for everything, that would be lovely. And if you could start to refuse debates when they're with stupid people, that would save you a lot of time and depression as well. And if you could also stop being such a dumb furk when it comes to love, that would get a lot of time put back on your schedule. And if you could also start being nicer. You'd have a lot more people on your side if you did that. Also, please start giving more instead of taking endlessly. Sincerely, jasen221 (does this count as flaming if I'm talking about myself?).