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Dear hairdresser who cut my fringe yesterday,

YOU. SHOULD. LOSE. YOUR. JOB,

You cut my fringe like a few centimetres above my flippin' eyebrow,

When I specifically asked for it at the bottom of my eyebrow,

''It'll grow back in a few weeks'',

YEAHWELL. WHAT DO I DO DURING THOSE ''FEW WEEKS'' ?!

I'm gonna need a fringe extension or something,

Just cause of the absolutely disgusting job you did.

- Angry customer.

 
Dear idiot girls in my class.

Why do you hate me? D: .It's not nice.You guys are stoopid.Go die, D:<

-Girl in your class that you talk about.

Dear all the people in my school that are taller than me

WHYYY? D: .I know it's not your fault you are taller, but seriously .Why taller than me? D: .I know I am not a short person, but still!

-Person that is shorter than you all.

 
Dear Ksenia,

That's happened to me a lot before. I feel so stupid with my bangs/fringe like that.

It will grow back before you know it, though.

Just wear a Justin Bieber hat and say you're a gangster.

...Yeah, that never works for me either.

Krystal. xD

 
Dear Krystal,

I love you and how you make everything a tad bit better ♥

At the moment I just have to clip it to the side,

I look a bit weird but it'll have to do.

- Ksenia!

 
Dear The Dream I Had Last Night;;

Woot. Lion King?

y'know, it hurts to be slapped across the face with Simba's tail.

And why was Mr. 4 from One Piece saying I smelt good?

Although it could have been that new cocoa butter cream thingy I brought.

That really does smell good. o.o

- Clara.

 
This shall be fun >:]

 

Dear Nicki,

You invited me to a party and I didn't want to go, so why do you feel the need to post a massive facebook status bragging about how good it is? If your intention was to make me jealous, you failed. I was the one who chose not to go, you stupid girl. I bet it isn't even that good. It's probably crap. I would rather sit on the computer all day doing nothing than have gone to that lame party full of idiots.

Love from your best friend Lara :p

 

Dearest Destinee,

Remember me?

I was your friend when you were single.

Can't you see how dumb you are? If I could swear right now, believe me, I would.

You can do better... but when have you ever listened to me? Oh and when he dumps you, whats the bet you'll come crying to me and apologising for ditching me just like you did when you broke up with your last bf! Stop posting facebook statuses about how much 'in love' you two are, because everyone knows that all the relationship's made out of is a bag full of crap.

Love from your old pal Lara :p

 

That felt good to let off steam! Haha.

 

Ok now I need a nice positive one

 

Dearest Danny,

You're the best.

I love you the most.

HURRY UP AND COME HOME! I MISS YOU! ;-;

Love from your girlfriend Lara :D

 

Dear GOOD friends,

Thanks for being GOOD friends and not CRAP friends.

Love from Lara :D

 
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Dear April,

I hate you 8D

You got me hooked on BT again.

Yeah I love you <3

Love,

Claire.

 
Dear James,

You're. Taller. Than. Me? D':

And you think that's fun don't you? Stealing my things and putting them on high shelves.

- Keeley.

Dear Mummy,

Happy Mother's Day. ♥

- Keeley

Dear Science Homework,

I know I got extra time on you, and I should be greatful. I also know you're very important. But I just can't be bothered. I think you'll do.

- Keeley

 
Dear Mr Gillespie,

Don't you dare tell Chris off again.

After all, he is my ex-almost-boyfriend.

Maria (from up the back of the room)

Dear Chris,

Learn how to recycle, my love.

My heart jumped when you walked into the room.

Then when Denis yelled at you I told him to shut up.

They teased me through the whole of ENL.

It's a fair price to pay though.

Tomorrow I have my first lesson in C11, and you're in W11.

I'll walk past you, maybe you'll smile at me?

Then when I got to W19 you're in Cohen too.

Like when I saw you last time we just walked past each other.

I don't want that to happen again.

I'm still slightly mad at you.

But that's not relevant.

You made my day today. ♥

Much love, Maria. x

 
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Dear Ksenia;

YOUR HAIR LOOKS NICE!

I seen it. It's nice.

But if you don't like it.... that's your opinion.

But I think it looks nice. :)

-Kristin

Dear chocolate milk;

God dxmn it... way to spill all over the table just now...

If you weren't over flowing, this wouldn't have happened ._.

-Person who is not sure she'll drink you now

 
Dear 'We Don't Fight Fair',

What was I thinking?

- Your writer.

Dear AL,

Oh my. 4 topics? Well, 3, drabbles don't really matter...

But How am I going to shift from crack to serious in one story when I write between chapters?

- My god.

 
Dear 'Open Book story';

See, now that I typed chapter one on the computer and edited it, you're freaking awesome.

New paragraphs FTW.

I still think you kind of suck, but you're still epic

-That girl that's not quite happy with you.

Dear Alix;

Thanks a lot, bxtch. Now because of you, I have 3 cuts on my arm.

I have no idea why we're even friends. We don't get along.

Well, at least you came over?

-Kristin

 
Dear Jessica,

If only you knew the truth. I said "Who knows, I might have actually already done that" and you said "Yeah, it could be further up your arm".

We laughed. You thought I as joking.

You never checked the other arm/wrist.

- Keeley. x

Dear Jay,

Yeahyeahyeah. You're just evil. I only walked past you and you managed to draw on me.

Just wait, just wait.

- Keeley.

Dear book,

The things you say makes me and Beth laugh so much.

You unintentionally sound so dirty.

- Keeley.

 
Dear NC,

You're hilarious.

- A fan // ThatGirlWithTheJacket

 
Dear 2012;

Though I only seen half of you, I still think the concept is kind of suckish.

Number one: Why would he keep the plane so low to the ground. Gain altitude for god sakes.

Number two: Spaceships... oh, come on. Do I really need to say what's wrong with that?

Number three: How are places with no volcanoes, bodies of water, earthquakes, tornadoes, and hurricanes supposed to be destroyed. I know several places like that. So don't be saying the entire world is destroyed, because how are places like I stated above supposed to end?

Number four: It's okay to have 'insane' people in movies. But that radio guy is waaay too insane. Tone it down, for god sakes.

-Your critic

Dear "Parental screen it";

Fxxk you. How is the language "extreme" One F word, and six sh words.

If you're basing it on all the "oh my god's" in 2012, I'm going to puke.

-Kristin

 
Dear Jean - Jacques Rousseau,

Why couldn't you have done something exciting and worth writing about you pathetic piece of philosophical --censored--

- The unfortunate person that received you as their essay topic

Dear essays,

Go die.

- Jae

Dear the month of June,

GET HERE ALREADY. <33

- Jae

 
Dear TeeKay;

Mmhm. I know.

It's not that bad. It's just the little details that are screwed up that pisses me off.

Little details mean everything when it comes to movies.

-Kristin

Dear 'Open Book' story;

Phail.

-Your writer.

 
Dear Shirt,

You're pink. Who knew I'd ever wear pink?

-Krystal.

~~

Dear Dream Last Night,

Hilarious. If only all of my dreams could be that amazing~

-Krystal.

 
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