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Dear Red Stars,

Write yourself.

Love,

Your writer.

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Dear Lilium,

You're such a stunning song ;o;

Love,

The person listening to you now.

 
Pffft. x'D

typo, typo.

Dear The Soap Mom Brought;;

wtf. Why aren't you BLUE!?

Since your package was blue the soap itself should be blue, yes?

All white soaps bore me to tears. && you smell so tasteless.

- The Person Who Has To Use You In The Shower.

Dear Stuffed Nose;;

Seriously, just clear up already.

How am I supposed to breathe at night with you all blocked up and stuff?

I hate nasal congestion, y'know.

- err; Person With Your Nose.

Dear This Topic;;

ILY. Be my rant buddy?

- Clara.

 
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Dear Clara,

I adore your Hetalia fangirlyness. I'm not a Hetalia fan, but any fangirl is a friend of mine. xD

-Krystal. :3

~

Dear Brain,

Please. Sweet dreams tonight?

Thank you,

Krystal.

 
Dear Krystal;;

Wha - really? Thanks a bunch, fellow fangirl. :'D

Your RuroKen fangirlyness is so very lovely as well. <33

Ooooh and I love your current avvie / siggy to bits and pieces.

They're just so addicting to watch.

- Clara.

Dear New Computer Lab At School;;

Gawd, you're so troublesome.

You're two floors above our class and you reek of freshly painted walls.

And of strong, unpleasant plastic. And wtf is my computer doing in front of the air conditioning?

It hits me in the face and makes my eyes water like h'll.

If anything, your new computers are fairly nice.

It's the only compliment you're gonna get.

- The Moody Girl Who Has To Sit In Front Of The Air Conditioning When It's So Dxmn Cold Outside.

Dear This Thursday;;

YOU'RE A FLIPPING HOLIDAY. (=

Come sooner, please?

- Clara.

 
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Dear English,

Get stuffed o:<

- Some Kid.

Dear Tuesday,

Get here already,

I don't want a long weekend,

I WANNA SEE MY FRAAANDS!

- Girl Who Likes Her Friends.

 
Dear English Language,

You suck.

- Someone who wants to learn other languages, but you mess it up in translation

 
Dear phone,

Charge yourself.

Grace

_______________________

Dear the noobs in the RP section,

Hope you're happy.

Grace

_______________________

Dear TT,

You've gone downhill.

Grace

_______________________

Dear English teacher,

Go die in a hole.

Grace

_______________________

Dear story,

Stop being so stubborn and freaking write yourself.

Grace

 
Dear Mr. MushedKow (English Teacher)

I know how to speak english. I have adequete grammar, and I know how to spell words that I learned in Grade three (believe it or not, eighth graders are not stupid), now I know you're my elder, so I say this with the deepest respect, go lick a donkey

Your student

Kean

P.S. When I see you on Monday, be prepared...

 
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Dear Blah Blah Blah,

You're annoying but ADDICTING.

- Someone who's suppose to hate Ke$ha

 
Dear tomorrow,

Yes, prepare for what I'mma throw at you. :D

- Keeley

Edit: -disables emotions-

 
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Dear Weather,

I. Love. You. Right. Now. Please don't stop being beautiful.

Full of happiness,

Krystal.

Edit- mispelled something. xDDD

 
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Dear Unnamed Person In My Class;;

This morning I clearly heard you say `I had to sit with the Monster.`

Monsters are mean.

Monsters are ugly.

Monsters rip out your intestines and devour them whole.

Clara is very, very sad and hopes you will die a slow and painful death.

- The Monster.

 
Dear Story,

THAT IS SO FREAKING BRILLIANT.

I mean seriously. My writers block evolving into THAT?

ohmygodyes<33

- Your writer

 
Dear The Blue Text That Appears At The Bottom Of Your Post Once You've Edited It;;

I'm frankly pretty dang annoyed with you.

Sometimes I just gotta reword my posts a bit.

Sometimes it's the typos that bother me.

But I really, really hate you, Blue Text.

- Anonymous Person Who Edits Way Too Much For Her Liking.

 
Dear Simone,

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I'm pretty sure people can talk to others who aren't their friends,

Don't go all ''i'mgladyou'remyfriendagain'' on me -_____-

- Ksenia.

Dear Zappos,

You guys can't get anymore sour can you?

ILY!

- Girl who spent 50 cents from her camp money on you today.

 
Dear Chris,

HEY. Keep wearing the jeans.

I find it really hard to breathe when I'm within fifty metres of you. Still. x_x

And when you say hi, it makes me go all weak and feel sick and eugh.

I hope you realise how much you've hurt me, how much I love you,

and I how the only reason I keep living is because you used to like me.

And to stop all this crap I feel, I know there's only one solution.

No offence, but grow some balls & ask me out.

Lots of love, Maria.

Dear Marta,

W19.

BEFORE ROLLCALL.

I SHALL RAPE YOU AND YOU SHALL PAY ME MY TIE.

Love, Maria.

Dear Miles,

Maybe?

Maria.

 
Dear My Computer;;

Stop. Freezing on me. Nao.

There's only so much patience a human being's got.

And I'm real close to losing it.

If you would start working properly that would be very much appreciated.

- Clara.

 
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