Corrupt A Wish

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but you get sick

I wish my cousin didn't do a better impression of Lil Cal than me.

 

[Bigdaddy46]

Granted but hi

I wish that I wished for something that I wished about

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

Granted, but the wish you wished for isn't the wish about the wish you wish you wished for.

I wish for a wish that I wish I could wish.

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but you wish for stuff you didn't want

I wish I knew when homestuck was going to be updated

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but then it finishes.

I wish Homestuck would never end

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but you can never stop reading it

I wish Chibi-Robo was real

 

[tinkeepie11]

Granted but it's invisible.

I wish my Princess Spacey would arrive sooner!

 

[tamaninjacat]

Granted but it's broken.

I wish I had the money for a new tama.

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but you accidentally set it on fire

I wish pocket planes was reality

 

[tamafan325]

granted, but one of the planes crashes onto all of your tamas and no they're destroyed

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but there's no wish

I wish cheese could talk

 

[tamafan325]

sorry, i forgot to make a wish

granted, but it talks too much about stuff you aren't interested in

I wish i had a tama-go

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but it keeps falling out of your pocket

I wish I was a better Calliope rper.

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but then you can't rp any other character.

I wish I wasn't too lazy to rp my fantrolls

 

[tamafan325]

granted, but there's nobody to rp with

I wish i had more tama's

 

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

Granted, but then all the batteries on Earth are taken away by creatures from another planet.

I wish money grew on trees.

 

[tamafan325]

granted, but you lose the money

I wish i had food right now

 

[Violetchi luv]

granted but it's food you don't like

i wish i would rp noctua more

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted but no one rp's with you

I wish I didn't want food right now

 

[tamafan325]

granted, but you get hungry

I wish i had my entama now