Corrupt A Wish

[ChamametchiandMametchi]

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish that Rayman was a cuddlebug to me again.

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but he squeezes you to death

I wish Meta Knight was real.

 

[Bigdaddy46]

Granted,but a whole army killed him.

I wish I had a monkey

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but the monkey is really DomDaniel

I wish I had a starrod

 

[Bigdaddy46]

Granted, but it overheats and explodes

I wish I wished for something

 

[Oh!]

granted, but the item ends up being possessed.

i wish i could eat all the food i want

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but you get salmonella and food poisoning and end up in the ER.

I wish I had unlimited money

 

[dazzilitchigirl]

Granted but it is forged money.

I wish I had the best elevator on Tiny Tower.

 

[Pango]

Granted, but it crashed.

I wish I had Herbie the Love Bug.

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but he is a knockoff.

I wish Vriska would explode!

 

[Pango]

Granted, but Vriska came back to life!

I wish that I have the REAL Herbie the Love Bug, hoping that's he's not a knockoff!

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but you got KIRBY the love bug instead

I wish Vriska would blow up!!!!!!!

 

[Pango]

You mean Kirby, the puffball. Anyway, granted, but Vriska came back to life!

I wish I had Herbie the Love Bug, making sure it's not Kirby and it's not a knockoff.

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but he is sick

I wish vriska would DIE!

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted but she's already dead she's a ghost. Don't you know if a Homestuck character dies they aren't gone for good?

I wish for a million wishes

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but you use them on dumb stuff

I wish I had a pet dragon

 

[tamaninjacat]

Granted but the dragon sets you on fire.

I wish I had $1,000,000,000,000,000.

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but it was just a dream

I wish I could dance better

 

[tamaninjacat]

Granted but you fall off a stage and break both your legs.

I wish I had a horse.

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but it throws you off

I wish I could lucid dream better