Corrupt A Wish

[dazzilitchigirl]

Granted but I don't know what lucid dreaming is so I can't grant your wish.

I wish nobody would corrupt my wish.

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but you posted in this forum so your wish is already corrupted

I wish I had a million wishes!

 

[robodog]

Granted but all you can wish for is a pile of freshly laid dog turds. One pile per wish.

I wish for a monkey.

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but it dies five seconds later

I wish for a pikachu

 

[ChamametchiandMametchi]

Granted, but you get a yellow rat.

I wish I had met Skrillex.

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but you barf all over them

I wish vriska never reached god tier

 

[ChamametchiandMametchi]

Granted, but he uses the power of hating on you.

I wish that I could kiss Skrillex... (OH GOD, WHY IN THE FIRST OF THE YEAR DID I SAY THAT?!)

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but your foreheads bump

I wish Eridan never got that wand

 

[Famous Last Words.x]

Granted, but now he doesn't exist at all.

I wish merch wasn't so expensive.

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but it all becomes bad quality

I wish I didn't have to play netball so early tomorrow

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but you have to play netball at midnight

I wish I knew where Carmen Sandiego was all the time.

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted but now you don't know where YOU are

I wish my friend wasn't moving away soon

 

[TsunHannah]

Granted, but you guys aren't friends anymore

I wish my cat was a kitten again

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but then you're turned into a baby.

I wish I didn't lose every single pencil I owned.

 

[Famous Last Words.x]

Granted, but then you get killed by a multitude of pencils falling on you.

I wish I didn't have school on Monday.

 

[tamaninjacat]

Granted but you have to go to school on the weekend.

I wish I wasn't so tiered.

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted but then you become god tier!

get it bc u wrote tiered im so funny

I wish for an unlimited supply of money

 

[tamaninjacat]

get it bc u wrote tiered im so funny

I didn't even notice!

Granted but it was stolen money and you got arrested.

I wish I knew where my hat went.

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but you sit on your hat.

I wish I could get to sleep

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted but then you never wake up.

I wish I never needed sleep