Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game

[Honeysuckle]

Four! Thumbs don't count!

Why is Goldie, my RP character so dumb?

 

[.::Snowy::.]

Because she git a B+ on a math quiz.

Why are rainbows so long?

 

[Honeysuckle]

Becuase they like to eat popcorn!

Why is milk white?

 

[.::Snowy::.]

Because it got sunburnt.

Why did the rooster buy a suit??

 

[Honeysuckle]

Becuase he was to chicken to go to the dance without it!

Why is my hamster wierd?

 

[.::Snowy::.]

Because it's lactose intolerant.

How many Wednesdays are in October?

 

[miffiy]

Seventeen and four sixths.

Why did I just throw up? (not really!)

 

[.::Snowy::.]

Because your in the middle of a rainforest.

Will you do some maths?

 

[miffiy]

#+*=$#%&$%&$

^*%$^$*(#&?

 

[.::Snowy::.]

Yes, I agree with you!

Should we go to Mars or Spain?

 

[miffiy]

I don't mind either way, but the cheeseburger sounds good!

If a bike seat is round, then why is a dinner plate square?

 

[.::Snowy::.]

553 that was easy.

Do you like Starwars?

 

[miffiy]

The flowers were OK, but i would have preferred chocolates.

The cheese stand alone. Yes...alone.

 

[.::Snowy::.]

Chipmunk?

Is that the right answer?

 

[miffiy]

Mayhap the balloon will burst, but it depends whether the moon is green or purple tonight.

If dragons are red, then what are green tuna fish sandwiches?

 

[ninafu1996]

there own poo!

 

[miffiy]

That's nice.

Sugar sugar, why is sugar sugar???

 

[ninafu1996]

Because its the anime Sugar Sugar Rune

why is poo stinky?

 

[Honeysuckle]

Becuase the Great Big Tomato said so!

Why is 's rolling his eyes?

 

[miffiy]

Because you ate a grape.

Why is a ?