Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game

[Honeysuckle]

Because you eat worms!

Why is there a big tiger outside my house, huh?

 

[ninafu1996]

cause it thinks you are yummy so it wants to eat you!

why is a elephant 1000000000X bigger that a normal elephant?

 

[Honeysuckle]

Because the GREAT and WONDERFUL Guinea pig said so!

Why is this cat silly?

 

[ninafu1996]

cause its a rabbit

why is a cat saying woof woof?

 

[Honeysuckle]

Because he eat a dog chew and turned into a wolf!

Why are 's lovely?

 

[.::Snowy::.]

Because Harry Potter said so.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood?

 

[Honeysuckle]

None!

How many cats do you find in a lump of candy?

 

[miffiy]

Pi.

Why do most girls, even if they're anorexic, think they're fat or not skinny enough?

 

[.::Snowy::.]

44444444.98

Could the rain fall?

 

[Honeysuckle]

Yes! Its fallen out of a box!

Am I an devil or an angel?

 

[miffiy]

You're a curtain.

If yellow is white, what is white?

 

[Honeysuckle]

A rainbow!

Can you see a polar bear?

 

[miffiy]

with a telescope.

Why does the keyboard not go in alphabtical order?

 

[Honeysuckle]

Becuase all the letters said: I'll ABC you later, and got married!

Why are apples red?

 

[mimitchigirl2000]

The answer's in Music, or IT.

Why can I see colors?

 

[.::Snowy::.]

Because you clapped your hands 12 times and then ate a carrot.

Why did I type this question?

 

[Angelgotchi11]

Because you hopped up and down with a pickle in you ear and a glass of lemonade in your hand.

^ Why was I being so random up there?

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[miffiy]

Because you chanted "kamooga do shmupple" 20 times and dnced around a pot of cow dung.

Why do i wipe my bum with a napkin?

 

[Angelgotchi11]

I dunno!

Why am I so hyper!?

 

[miffiy]

Because you have too much cereal on your sugar.

Why does my hair always burst out of the bands and pins that are supposed to hold it down?