999 of ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart

[ljr1996tamagotchifreakboy]

Bring in a dead fish...and...slap people with it.

Take in a water gun and squirt people while saying "My toxic goo with make you melt! Muahaha!" *Don't use toxic goo. lol. Use water.*

Hide in a shop until it's closed then when staff are just shutting up shout "BOO!". *I think you might et arrested though. lol.*

Take a book you're reading and walk around while reading bumping into random people saying "How rude! Can't a guy/girl read in privacy?! Why do you think I came here?!"

Sit in a busy on the floor and scream.

Bow like an umpa lumpa to random people. *Cross your arms, put them down at your sides, then bow and walk away.*

 

[wildcat_gal_101]

Play Road Hockey throught out the WHOLE store. Not just an aisle!

 

[Coco Boy]

Start by dancing at the cash register, stand on the moving thing. Then jump off and put plastic bags on peoples legs. And then throw candy all over and say, "It's so pretty!" and then eat all the food you see and put it back.

 

[wildcat_gal_101]

Start a game of dodgeball with your friends in the busiest area you can find.

 

[megaman23]

When you go to the shoes, Try on alot of shoes, and put them back in the wrong case. Once your finished with that, that pack of shoe beads, or whatever, open them and put them in the shoe. xD

 

[x_Lynn Chan_x]

Put all of the books and put them on the floor, all around the store.

 

[version...whatever]

take a toy cell phone that looks real (or just take a real one) wear sunglasses, and when someone walks buy say "okay, jump over the cart, pass the fat dude, and steal the... holy crud somone is coming!" and close the phone and whistle like your innocent.

also, take off your pants 'till your only whereing underwear, then yell "I NEED A POOPER SCOOPER!" LOL

 

[Mametchi 4ever]

Grab some putty, then when someone comes by, stick it to their leg.

 

[Scottie_]

Get a friend and find a large bra. Put each of your heads in a cup and say, "Like my, I mean our, two-person hat?"

 

[MusicForever]

(For flat chested or guys.)

Go to an employee and ask, "Excuse me, do you have any push up bras?"

Or

Get a really, really big bra and ask, "Do you think this is my size?"

 

[x_Lynn Chan_x]

Break the CD's.

 

[xXLadyOfSorrowsXx]

Hide in the clothes racks and yell "PICK ME!!!!!"

Whenever the salespeople ask "Can I help you?" scream "WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!" then go into a crying fit

 

[phobo]

There was this one time I was at walmart and I was pretending to attack the security camera with a broom but then when I swung it around I accidentally nailed some kid. He fell down and was just screaming bloody murder..... I ran away so fast, LOL XD

Something you could do would be you could go to walmart and sit there watching the display tvs and when its closing time refuse to leave because your "favorite" show is on.

 

[x_Lynn Chan_x]

Throw pencils at people.

 

[deemack199725]

Check out and when the cashier says,''that would be___$.'' Say ''that's a rip off!'' and start yelling at them

 

[deemack199725]

Get frozon food then hide it in different parts of the store

 

[puma]

pick out fake jewelry that will break easily, go up to a clerk and say "is this real?" when he/she says "no" you say "lets make sure" then throw it on the floor until it breaks, then say "gee, you were right" lol.

or pick out a bunch of glasses then go to a guy that wears glasses, start to try on different pairs of glasses like he's a manniquin

PUMA

 

[wildcat_gal_101]

Bring in some popcorn and snacks, then sit in the Electronics and watch whatever's on the TV.

 

[*tama-dreamer*]

Stand on a rack and just stand there like spiderman and when people stare just go: "hmm. .. you can't see me!!!!!" And run away screaming: "IM INVISIBLE!"

 

[inSANE]

For fellow MCR fans out there, "Frank's Magic Trick" or bacically go up to someone and ask "Wanna see a magic trick?!" then stuff a napkin in your hand, blow it out, and stick up your middle finger. If you don't get it go to youtube and type in "Frank Iero's Magic Trick" (it has got some "explecit content" so only watch it if you are okay with it, it's bacacilly(sp?) some swearing and er... the middle finger, so don't say I diden't warn you 0.o)