999 of ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart

[tamacrazy_101]

[SIZE=7pt]When you see a "big" lady walking around the store, yell,"THE EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA LARGE UNDERWEAR IS ON THE NEXT ISLE, MA'AM!" XD[/SIZE]

XD

Haha. That is so mean, but I love it. lol I don't think I would do it. lol

Hmm...I can't come up with anything right now, but when I do I will post here. :]

 

[ParentGuardian]

One word: flamethrower. You figure out the rest. XD

PG

 

[candyislove]

hide in a trash can (with cover) then get someone to make people open it and when they do shout "argh! do you mind?!?!"

can anyone think of a better thing to say?

 

[Razor Blade Ninja]

Hahaha!

I'm totally adding this thread to my faves.

A few me & my sister thought of:

*Dack random people in the old lady section.

*Go to the men's underwear section, take a few & wear them on your head & run around the store screaming, "I'M SUPERMAN! I WEAR UNDIES ON THE OUTSIDE OF MY CLOTHES!"

*Pretend to be pregnant (only works if you're a guy) & run around to random people (try find nervous looking ones) yelling "MY WATER JUST BROKE!!"

*Pull out other people hair-ties.

*Sit in other people's trolleys & demand a ride to the changing rooms.

*Sprawl yourself out in a busy section, & pretend to sleep.

*Drop jars & run away.

*Get people to sign a petition to make larger pants sizes. When people ask why, say "For your sake, of course!"

*Sit in the middle of an aisle & cry. Yell about how you hate your life & that your pet rock just died, above it all.

*Grab lots of trolleys & ask everyone to jump in one, as you think you have a bright future in managing roller-coasters.

*Ask someone to PLEASE use some doedorant.

*Yell "YOUR FACE!" into people's faces.

*Throw packs of tampons at people & yell, "THEY'RE EXTRA ABSORBANT!"

I'll write more later.

 

[tamagotchi_pal]

^ Lol at that last 3

 

[squeakythepenguin92]

One time me and my friend were at limited too and i dared her to start yelling curse words into the microphone, and she did it!!!! She was like, ATTENTION SHOPERS BEEP BEEEP BEEEEP

IT WAS HILARIOUS but um...

we're not allowed there anymore

 

[queenicefire]

XD XD

climb onto some stuff and randomly start doi9ng the caramelldancen and then scream "WHY THE **** ARE YOU ALL YOU *****ES LOOKING AT ME FOR **** IT?!"

 

[blue♣slip]

tie unbought tampons to random parts of the body xD

 

[tamasuperlover]

Put a R rated movie behind a G rated one, then yell, "WE'RE HAVING A SALE OF G RATED MOVIES! 100% OFF! AND IF YOU BUY ONE, WE'LL FORCE YOU TO WATCH THE MOVIE BEHIND IT!" HAHA evil

 

[*CjPirate*]

This is for boys only

Strip down to your undies then get a cape and run through the store yelling TRA LA LA IM CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!

Hee hee

 

[wildcat_gal_101]

Play Guitar Hero there, but act all rocker-ish. Go down on your knees during the guitar solo, headbang, and stuff like that xD

 

[.:Charm:.]

-Get down on your knees, start crawling ally fast and knocking into things and go up to random people saying, "oink oink. I would appreciate it if you would feed me some slop."

-Say, "Hello how are you today?" to all the surveillance cameras.

-Start dancing with the mannequins, then start complaining that they are too tense and you're supposed to loosen up when you dance.

-Change outside of the changing rooms.

-Hand store items to everyone and say, "Merry Christmas and a happy new year!"

-Change into a freaky outfit and say "Why you looking at me punk?" to everyone who stares at you.

 

[Notes.]

I love this one. And I still want to do it sometime.

Go to the children's isle, and pick out a small bouncy ball, big enough to fit in your hand. Hide, or just stand on a rack. When another shopper walks by, throw the ball down [hard] and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!!". Stare at the ball for a while, then walk away like nothing happened.

Reactions should be interesting.

 

[*tama-dreamer*]

When you see a fat lady go up to her and rub her stomach and say "So, when's the baby coming?"

 

[*tama-dreamer*]

I emailed this to all my friends!!!

 

[x_Lynn Chan_x]

Buy something and say,

"Can I get this for free?"

and when they say no scream and complain.

 

[*tama-dreamer*]

( for guys!!! )

Grab a lot of shirts from a rack and bring them to the counter and scream "DO YOU EXPECT ME TO WEAR ANY OF THESE CLOTHES?!" And when they ask why start singing, say: "im too sexy for these shirts" and rip off your top

 

[wildcat_gal_101]

Look through random albums, then go up to an employee and yell at them like "WHY DON't YOU HAVE _______?!?! WAL-MART IS SUPPOSED OT HAVE ENERYTHING! IT'S A SCAM EVERYONE, A SCAM!"

 

[*tama-dreamer*]

Go up to a man with long hair and what looks like ****s and say, "Excuse me ma'am. I would suggest a bra."

 

[Tamaland_Kitty_Kat]

squeeze tomatoe juice all the way to the boys bathroom and tell all the guys there's a playstation 3 in the bathroom