I've been hurt so many times in PE class that my brain has come up with this:
PE CLASS = PAIN = BAD
I've been hurt in/by (not necessarily in PE):
♥Volley ball (took a ball to the head)
♥Soccer (kicked in the shin, swelled massively)
♥Soft ball (the ball is NOT soft, it still hurts to be hit in the gut with one)
♥Basket ball (once more, the magnet in my head attracted a sport-related object to my face)
♥Swimming (stubbed toe on pool step)
♥Flag Football (guy wasn't watching, ran square into me, making me spin around and fall on my butt. Saved us from losing, though)
♥Sister's Guitar (fell on my foot, inside the case)
♥My Clarinet (reed broke and cut my gum)
♥My recorder (angry brother smashed it over my head ;_; very painful, broke my recorder)
♥Stairs (tripped, sprained my ankle)
♥Steering wheel (just... don't ask...)
♥Tree and weeds(scratched my stummy up when i fell out of the tree and landed in the weeds)
♥Brothers ('nuf said)
♥Nothing (I tripped over it)
♥Duct tape (cut my finger on it somehow)
♥Soda tabs (they're sharp, I tell you!)
♥A dead bee (I stepped on it barefoot)
A box of band aids now lives in my bedroom.