Funny Moments at School

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

I sang a song on the bus.
Me:

Michello, Jello,

The second best

rapist ever.

She's better than most of the rest.

But Bradie's the undispuuuted champ!

Emily:

HEY! WTF? YOU TRAMP?!

Truly love you, Maria!

Hannah - "Lets avoid eye contact!"

Me - "OMG. YES!"

*Gets stared at*

Me - "Stop raping my eyes!"

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We used 6 pages of maths paper to make a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR PRESIDENT" Banner and used my thumbtack collection to tack it to the wall in every class today. Ellie and Sarah went insane and had a fit about it.

We convinced our English teacher to let us have 'Show and Tell' so Hannah and I got up there with our banner and sung "Happy birthday, Mr President" And Sarah and Ellie had another fit about it and got detentions

 

[Starfire.]

Omg, how could I forget?

I witnessed a kindergartner wet her pants. XD

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

Sometime last year I was attempting to tell my male teacher something in french. I said all the words and all the people who take french in my class made a very shocked facial expression and then the teacher [who spoke fluent french] yelled something in french and I got scared and sat down. I had ended up telling him he has a small penis.

 

[Ichigotchi Shatta]

There's these two friends, they always try to get one another into trouble.

We were in science, and one of them says

"Mr Dodd, Jack is looking at gay porn on his phone!"

And Mr Dodd says

"What, you jealous?"

(not real names)

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

^Hah!

Debate at another school today.

The chairguy, Ryan, is keen on me, I reckon.

 

[Ichigotchi Shatta]

Ooo.

What's he look like?

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

^Gorgeous. Enough said.

I said 'Sorry, Ryan. NOT SINGLE!'

 

[Ichigotchi Shatta]

Is he nice?

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

Yes, but I'll never see him again. DX

 

[Ichigotchi Shatta]

Then, keep your chin up, and find another boy that takes your fancy.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

Oh, Hayden, I've already sort of got one! I fancy him more, though. Mikeyy <3

 

[Ichigotchi Shatta]

I know a kid called Mikey.

He's fairly awesome.

 

[Starfire.]

I did lots of things at school today. But it was boring a bit. The only fun thing was I got to play with Emmy & Brite a lot today! 8D

 

[Goggle-Face]

Taylor, Sofai and I found a potato behind a tree. When i stabbed it with a stick and held it up, I said "What if the stick snapped right now? It's pretty heavy..." then the stick snapped XD We showed tons of people --on a new stick-- the food 8D

 

[RawryCakes.x]

We were playing Tackle Frisbee, which we invented. 4 girls vs. 6 boys. It was hard... This guy threw a very long, nice throw, and my friend said, "You should be on the ultimate team!", and he said. "I am..."

Me and my friends were sitting on the field, and my other friend was walking around the school looking forus. She looked at us for a second walked away, looked back, I waved and she came to us and said, "I was looking for you guys!"

 

[Mazeay]

We were reading a story (in French, blah) and I got to be a character. My line was "Je n'ai pas de mari et j'ai deja 19 ans" (I don't have a husband and I'm already 19 years old) But I read it "Je n'ai pas de mari et j'ai deja 19 enfants" (I don't have a husband and already have 19 children" XD

that was kind of long ago, though. But funny.

 

[.:FeeBumbleBee:.]

I got a call from one of my friends:

Me: Hello.

Him: Hey. You. Me. Phone sex.

Me: Yawn. No.

Him: Shut up and describe your underwear.

Me: I'm not wearing any, beeeeetch.

Him: That's sexy.

Me: Your mom is sexy.

Him: Your mom is sexy!

Me: You would know, wouldn't you?

Him: Pffffftttt... [ laughter ]

Me: [ sigh ]

Him: Phone sex!

Me: Goat sex!

Him: What?

Me: [ hangs up ]

Turns out he was at band practice, they were having their break, and that was some attempt to embarrass me or something. xDD

Edit-- Typos, blah.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

Today, I ran to the corner of the room and prayed for Short Stack since Ms Conry had turned on the radio.

 

[x.Cant//Knit.x]

In the computer room, we had to do this solar system scavenger hunt and answer some questions. In the background of the website, there was this random solar system opera music playing, and we all turned it on at the same time on full blast. 'Twas quite amusing.

Then on one of the answers, Jen wrote ''satan'' instead of ''saturn''. That reminded us of the time that we were on the phone, mum came into my room and asked me where I wanted to live... I said Saturn... she said that she doesn't want me living on the devil.

Somehow Short Stack came into the conversation (like they always are, lolol) and that reminded Jen of the time when mummy called the song ''Princess'', ''The Princess''. That was the most funniest thing at the time, haha.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

Ms Conry said she had tried MSN once, and the kids in her previous class all swore without caring to her. XD